Monday, 15 February 2010

Church Declares God & Science Compatible

The Church of England's ruling council has passed a motion calling on Church leaders to emphasise the Alice in Wonderland compatibility of belief in both God and Science – even though the two doctrines - Theology and Philosophical Reality - remain at conflict and beyond reconciliation.

However the motion urges the Church to combat what it foresees as the coming final dialectic battle between atheists and believers – a fiery conflict kick started by the heretical likes of Copernicus and Galileo centuries ago – then re-ignited and stoked by that cursed anti-Christ, Charles Darwin, in the late 1850’s – and currently perpetuated by Illuminati agents to usher in the New World Order’s global Nulifidian / Luciferic culture.

The motion at the General Synod in London was proposed by the Rev. Irwin Bogbrush who believes that ‘atheist scum’ are forcing a line of media-driven propaganda down the gullible throats of the common sheeple that comprise the human herd - to choose between the merits of either axiomatic faith and belief in God - or the logic of science in a bid to eliminate the pervading aura of religion within the public sphere – plus put their ubiquitous Men in Black out of a job – and thus hamstring their perennial cash cow – the offertory plate.

Reverend Bogbrush told a reporter from the Apostasy Gazette his aim was to refute the crude caricature of faith as being blind and irrational propagated by some atheist scientists – and to demonstrate that God and Science are indivisible and part of the Oneness and the Whole.

“Nature in its entirety – along with gravity, light and time - are all manifestations of God's love. So too is God’s gift of innovation so that mankind can improve his lot on Earth – apparent in all divine creations wrought through the hand of man – such as I-pods, cellphones, skateboards, webcams, microwave insta-meals, Wii’s, personal vibrators and DVD players.”

Bogbrush told the Synod he rejected the notion that "science can resolve all questions capable of being answered", arguing that certain questions defied scientific explanation. “Why did the chicken cross the road? Which came first – the chicken or the egg? Who put the bomb in the bobba-lobba-do-dong?”

“It’s the same argument with that scientific bugaboo - dark matter - which we can't see and is propelled by Cosmic forces we don't understand – and atheist scientists claim that the concepts of religion are based on faith alone."
"Science can only explain how something was created – whereas religious philosophy can explain why."

Conversely certain opponents of the Reverend Bogbrush’s views maintain religion was created by man as a medium of control – and God as an all-seeing bogeyman to enforce compliance through threats of eternal damnation and the most dubious prospect of resurrection and life ever after - in Heaven.

For the record the atheist heretic Professor Morton Killjoy, chairman of the Iconoclasts Society, maintains that Dark Matter is not the child of Hades nor does it represent Satan.
Further to these opinions, Prof. Killjoy believes God and religious are not compatible bedmates with Common Sense, Logic and Reality.

“Personally I no longer believe in the existence of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman – or ugly old Trolls – apart from the one I married.”
Thus we are forced to ask - is ontological proof of God’s existence acceptable to anyone with two brain cells to rub together?”
“The entire argument reminds me of that dyslexial Irish agnostic insomniac who stayed up all night pondering the existence of Dog – a huge joke.”

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Online Slappers n Sluts Game Draws Flack

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Saturday, 13 February 2010

Iran to Enrich Uranium Stocks to 100%

Iran's President Mongoose Ahmadashell has directed the country's chief nuclear science team leader to begin enriching uranium to a 100% weapons grade level.
He made the announcement a day after Western skeptics scoffed at Iran's announcement that the International Atomic Energy Agency’s suggestion to swap enriched uranium for nuclear fuel rods was acceptable to their government.

However US and EUSSR politicians immediately declared they were wholly unconvinced of the sincerity of President Ahmadashell’s offer and that Iran must hold another leadership election and kiss some US ass - or face new sanctions.

In response Ahmadashell spit the proverbial dummy live on Iranian state television - and later informed one reporter from the Dirty Bomb Gazette “These Western infidels encroach on and abuse our national sovereignty and self-determination – and demand we do this and that just to please Binman Nuttyahoo and his Zionist scum mates running Israel.”

“When we finally agree and say ‘anything for a quiet life’ - they then say we are bluffing. So we are fed up of fucking the cat, as your expression goes in the West – now we will enrich our uranium to 100% and build nuclear weapons – just like China and India and Pakistan - then we no longer have any rumours or back-stabbing accusations by the Israelis – and they can kiss their regional military hegemony bye-bye.”

“If the Zionist land-grabbers can tell the IAEA to stuff their self-serving nuclear non-proliferation treaty up their bum for years – and ignore the 1976 Symington Amendment, then so can we. Insh’Allah.”

“From tomorrow Dr Umak Sharmuta will start to enrich our uranium stockpiles to 100% with our new Chinese centrifuges," President Ahmadashell declared, addressing Iran's nuclear chief who was sitting in the audience at the grand opening of a prototype high-tech’ sheep’s eyeball pickling plant in Tehran.

However he added "The doors for interaction are still open to the West. All the Israeli’s have to do is return Palestine to its rightful owners and piss off back to their Ashkenazi ghettos around Europe."

Conversely, and in total contradiction to earlier EUSSR and US statements concerning Iran covertly building a nuclear device to destroy Israel, the IAEA’s Director Dr. Seymour Gruntenberger informed the Propaganda Gazette that Iran does not possess the technical know-how to make fuel rods for their reactor – so from where, in that case, one might prudently inquire, did they acquire the technical know-how to manufacture the intricate components of a nuclear bomb?

Regardless of subtle rhetoric and applied guesstimates, the US, Britain and France are pressing for further UN sanctions against Iran and earlier this week circulated a discussion paper on further possible measures against the country – which could include embargoes on the imports of Spam, green paint, Weetabix, Scotchbrite, triple-tinted toilet tissue and Red Bull.

Friday, 12 February 2010

‘Men in Skirts’ Paedo Ring Exposed

This morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In October 2009 The Daily Shitraker managed to bypass Glasgow-based Levy-McRae's Nonceland media censor, the Wicked Watson (aka the Rasputin of the Glens) and posted a banner headline stating “BBC Hides Truth of Girl’s Sexual Abuse Ordeal”- the shocking story of a special needs Downs Syndrome sufferer, Hollie Greig, who had been subjected to ritual sexual abuse and serial rape at the hands of an Aberdeen-based Satanic paedophile ring over a period of ten-plus years.

After commissioning an in-depth investigation and scheduling an expose documentary the craven BBC hierarchy abruptly did a double take on their actions with the Jimmy Savile expose coverup and under orders from 'on high' dropped the programme project – an action the Scandalmongers Gazette opined was initiated by pressures from ranking members of Nonceland's Edinburgh establishment's Masonic Speculative Society - the Tartan Tadgers - to conceal a decade-long series of ignominious acts of vice by the Magic Circle's BD/SM Violate Club that would cause a Renaissance Pope to blush.

From the age of six years Hollie was repeatedly raped by her scumbag sex addict father Denis 'Ghengis' Mackie - and unemployed bagpipe mechanic and founding member of the Ferryhill Halitosis Society - along with her serial onanist dog wanker and convicted sex offender scumbag brother, Greggie.

Later, Mackie began sharing his wee daughter with a gang of paedophile “swingers” that has been operating in Aberdeen for decades - a cabal of kiddie fiddling deviants that are well-connected, efficiently organised and totally ruthless – and comprised of ranking kilted pederasts and perverts of “high official standing” within the Scottish ruling establishment.

In 2000, after 14 years of terrified silence, Hollie eventually spilled the beans to her Mum, Anne about the abuses. Formal statements were then made to the corruption-ridden Grampian Plod Squad - (whose ranks included the likes of Terry Major - one of Hollie's rapists) - providing all the horrifying details and the names of the kiddie fiddling abusers involved.

These are alleged to have included an Scaberdeen Sheriff and his Deputy Dawg back-up team, senior Plod Squad wallies, social workers, nurses, solicitors, accountants, fire brigade officers, vicars and priests, plus teachers from the now-defunct Beechwood Special School - and a troupe of lesbian nuns.
In fact the list included virtually every profession and trade in the book and across the Four Estates – up to and including the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker – along with Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

The rapes were allegedly carried out at the home of the Ferryhill Witches Coven's High Priestess, code name 'Slimy Sylvia' - and too inside the ceremonial Black Mass dungeons of the local Scottish Rite Freemasons Temple.

Hollie’s original statement to Grampian police detailed how she and seven other young boys and girls were abused in what can only be described as an occult Satanic ritual inside the Granite City-based Church of the Latter Day Catamites on the corner of Ferryhill Road and Cornhole Street - where the helpless kiddie victims were drugged and subjected to ritual blood sacrifices in the wake of the sexual abuse sessions.

The Daily Shitraker has now taken up the banner of justice and is exposing the key issues of the case – particularly the continued refusal by Grampian police to fully investigate the overwhelming evidence of the paedophile rapes, and the wall of silence perpetrated by the corrupt Scottish ‘See you, Jimmy’ establishment to protect their erring - criminal - cronies.

Whilst there has been some general Scottish media coverage, notably in the Daily Shitraker, the Scandalmongers Gazette and the Caber Tossers Review, the media has been conspiratorially silent on what must be one of Scotland’s worst paedophile scandals perpetrated by a clique of ranking porridge wogs known to each other as the ‘Tartan Tadgers’ and comprised of elite establishment figures from both the Axminster and Wilton clans.

A key protagonist in the press silence is purported to be an ex-Lord Advocate, Dame Angelo Dundee Cake – who, in her former tenure as Regional Procurator Fiscal for Scaberdeen in Granite Shitty's real Dark Ages, is alleged to have effectively buried the case as a personal embarrassment to the Masonic Speculative Society and ranking members of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's SNP-dominated Holyrood government.

The anti-paedo witch hunters now maintain this was to prevent the exposure and prosecution of her associate and the most influential member of the paedophile ring, Satanic High Priest 'Bummer' Buchanan, from being investigated and arrested, along with the other twenty-plus named members of the kiddie fiddling gang.

Here the egocentric Mrs Angelo Dundee Cake's questionable actions might well present a clear-cut case of perverting the course of justice to protect a bunch of criminal perverts - including serial arsonist and now-convicted international spouse murderer Malcolm Webster who was allegedly involved with the assisted 'pyrotechnic' suicide of Hollie's Uncle Roy

Thus suspicious and angry, many private individuals working directly to obtain justice for Hollie Greig, and joined by a growing number of the general public, now consider that key establishment figures - such as the shameless - untouchable - Dame Angelo Dundee Cake - with direct responsibility for criminal investigations and justice, have made a concerted and continuous effort to conceal the facts from public scrutiny – and the eyes of true Justice.

Corroborating evidence by private investigators and researchers indicates that other than Hollie not one of the twenty-four named child sex abusers – or their victims - has even been questioned by Grampian Plod Squad - a factor confirmed during Robert Green's show trial at Stonehaven in 2012 when such was admitted under oath by a Grampian police officer.

The Scandalmongers Gazette is aware that investigators have just received from the Crown Office, after years of rebuttals, the post mortem report of Roy Greig, the brother of Hollie`s mother Annie. Robert died mysteriously in an alleged car fire in 1997 - with the alleged hit man murderer, McCadger, awarded a medal for bravery. Yep, only in Nonceland - work that fucker out.

Despite extreme inconsistencies in witness statements and circumstances, no inquest ever took place and the cause of death was officially recorded as being due to smoke inhalation.
Conversely the actual post mortem report reveals that the hapless Roy has suffered considerable damage to his skull, several broken ribs and a fractured sternum – injuries normally sustained by being beaten to near death with a pickaxe shaft.

Independent professional medical opinion is of the view that Roy was drugged and had alcohol forced down his throat, battered to death, then shoved into the vehicle and it set alight by the practiced hands of Malcolm Webster and second rate hitman, Sly Cadger McTadger.

Although not revealed at the time, following her uncle’s unexplained death, Hollie told mother Anne that Roy had caught her father Denis sexually abusing her and a confrontation had taken place – with threats of violence made against Roy to keep his gob shut.

In light of the current public clamour for an independent investigation into the heinous deeds of these corrupt kiddie-fiddling establishment figures, one senior whistle blowing Aberdeen policeman revealed to Daily Shitraker journalists that the vice squad had experienced their own paedo’ inquiries suddenly dropped by senior officers as – ‘no longer in the public interest’.

Hardly surprising when one of the main offenders and a member of the paedo’ rapist group was senior police officer Terry Major – along with his podgy bottle blonde skanger of a wife Sylvia - a former haggis strangler and reputed to be the High Priestess of the Ferryhill Black Mass Club.

Here we are presented with a classical case of public officials, while entrusted with protecting the public’s welfare, are consciously and conspiratorially working against the public good.

The officer candidly – and disturbingly – is alleged to have concluded “Scaberdeen’s Chief Constable Colin MacKerracher doesn’t give a shit and is covering up for his Masonic pals. If you want to really get to the paedophiles and sexual perverts you should start around Westminster, Whitehall and Parliament – then work north to Granite City.”

However, if rumours are to be believed, then as Aberdeen’s former Regional Procurator Fiscal, Mrs Elish 'Voldermort' Angiolini, has since become Scotland’s Lord Advocate, in charge of all criminal prosecutions – interested parties in the pursuit of justice for Hollie Greig and the Beechwood ‘Special’ School victims of the Ferryhill paedophile rapists are advised not to hold their breath.

While corrupt official parties of self-interest continue to stall and inhibit the required investigation and prosecutions, the shit will eventually hit the fan - and as shit has the habit of doing once it starts getting thrown around – will be found sticking to more than the usual suspects - as would the Thomas Watt Hamilton (Masonic fraternity paedophile pimp) of Dunblane massacre notoriety had not ranking Mason Lord 'Dirty Douggie' Cullen slapped a 100 year 'under wraps' gagging order on the inquiry report.

Thus for posterity, and too the protection of vulnerable children in Scaberdeen, below is a list of the alleged Hollie-abusing paedophiles thus far named on various websites.

DENIS GHENGIS MACKIE (Father of Hollie Greig, Masonic pal of Buchanan)
GREG MACKIE (Brother of Hollie. Both Mackies fled to Praia da Luz in Portugal to run a EUSSR-affiliated child kidnapping agency franchise)
SHERIFF 'BUCKY BOY' BUCHANAN (Hanging Judge / Satanic High Priest)
SLUTSY BUCHANAN (Sheriff`s Moll)
EVELYN BUCHANAN (Aberdeen Coven Admin)
JACKO BUCHANAN (Caber Carver)
TERRY MAJOR (Expired Grampian Plod / all-round kiddie fiddling scumbag / lowlife shitbag / Doorman - Gates of Hell)
SYLVIE 'SNAKE EYES' MAJOR (Ferryhill Broomstick Merchant / High Priestess of Au pair Girl Ritual Rape n Sacrifice Ceremonies / Danish Bacon advert / all-round ugly fat fuck)
ANNIE 'GORGON FEATURES' ROYAL (Masonic Apron embroiderer / all-round ugly fat fuck)
WINNY 'NEUROSIS' DRAGON (Black Cat taxidermist / walking halitosis advert / ugly bug troll)
DAVID SMITH (Butt plug mechanic)
GRAEME MACKIE (Dog wanker)
JACKIE MACKIE (Cat wanker)
GILLIAN MACKIE (Colonic Cleanse Nurse / paedo victim druggist)
MICKIE MACKIE (No relation - wanabee kiddie fiddler / Tapas Five volunteer)
EILEEN SIM (Social worker, Bellend Crescent))
ROBERT LYND (Condom Recycling Technician)
HELEN MACDONALD (Social worker / licenced child abductor / Bridge of Don Juan)
IAN MACDONALD (Reporter for Aberdeen's Paedo Review tabloid)
CAROL LOW (Prostate Massage Therapist)
IAN MACDOUGALL (Pimp / solicitor of underage tottie)
ATHOLL SCOTT (Firewood salesman - Bridge of Don Juan, Dos, Tres)
ANDREW YOUNG (Beechwood ‘Special’ School admin / headmaster / discipline committee chairman / paedo pimp)
JOHN TAYLOR - (Holyrood stooge / disinformation agent / black propaganda shill / all-round cunt)
MAGG 'THE SLAG' O'NEIL-SHAW - aka RACHEL KEELEY (MI5 GCHQ troll / Crown Office disinformation agent / paedo scandal coverup merchant / three hole twat rot skanger / all round drunk / venereal disease connoisseur / lowlife cunt in cunt's clothing)
JON 'PYRITE' STEVENSON (Serial onanist / Paedo inquiry Gatekeeper / Satan's little helper)
SARAH 'SKELETOR' MCLEOD (Holyrood disinformation agent / paedo protector / all-round vile shitbag)

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry 'felching-sized' mammals - otters or voles – or Palestinian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle. However, a large number of Scaberdeen-based paedo ring hoaxters, Magic Circle Speculative Society sodomites and kiddie fiddling Satanist members of the vile Violate BD/SM Noncers Club were suitably cyber-harassed and caused fear and alarm by the TRUTH being publicly broadcast across the global ethernet.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

MP’s Unqualified Arrogance Sparks Protests

The New Labour party's Minister for Housing and Planning, John Healey MP, opined to an interviewer on the BBC ‘Twats Hour’ programme today that, for some people, having their home repossessed by a profit-grasping bank or building society is the best thing that can happen if they can’t sort out their finances and honour the extortionate mortgage repayments.

Healey, a former wheelbarrow salesman and currently the MP for Wankworth in Crapshire, seems to forget that common peasants don't have the entitlement and security of being able to claim expenses for a second home – or mortgage payments – like privileged nabob MPs do.

Can some hapless unemployed blue collar worker - that possibly made the appalling mistake of voting Labour in the last election - claim mortgage interest payments of £691 per month? Of course not – but Healey does.

How about claiming £1,431 to replace a front door damaged by a bailiff’s boot? No way on expenses – unless you’re John Healey MP.
An expenses claim of £7,612 for the elite craftsman Victorian Sash company to refubish your timber windows? – see John Healey.

£1,317 for a new bed, a sofa and some shelving units; £95 for a swivel chair from Ikea and £25.98 for a couple of pillows – all on expenses – when you’re an MP.
How about £129 for a portable television – even though you claimed £299 for a television the year previously? No prob’s – not when you’re John Healey MP.

The taxpayer even picked up a £16 bill for two days’ worth of Congestion Charge payments made by a locksmith working at his ‘second home’ in London – plus remunerating his regular weekly claims for food, utilities, phone bills, bog rolls and cleaning services.

To cap this disgusting hubris Healey, as a Minister, draws an annual salary of £101,713 – which includes his basic £61,820 MP’s pay – and has expenses galore to draw on from the public purse. No money worries for Johnny from Rotherham.

Nope, Healey and his elitist ilk in Parliament have their bread buttered. They’re not going to have homes repossessed and end up camped in the in-law’s garden shed with the missus and three kids – at best – or squatting in a cardboard box on a canal bank.

For Christ’s sake – even an MP’s pet ducks get secured housing - in the shape of floating pavilions – and all tax-payer funded.

Tory shadow housing minister Grant Shatt told the Scandalmongers Gazette "This proves once again that Labour ministers have completely lost touch with reality and are back to talking through their arseholes."

Liberal Democrat housing spokesperson Sarah Muffrot told Pox News “Mr Healey should just shut the fuck up.”
"Labour has no idea what life is like for victims of the recession and John Healey – especially so as Minister for Housing and Planning - needs to get out more before he starts dismissing the misery of homelessness as being good for people.”

Current statistics indicate repossessions in the UK have reached a 14-year high - whatever that means.
The Council of Mortgage Lenders (CML) informed Fux News that 46,000 homes were repossessed in 2009, the highest number since 2008.

A doom and gloom forecast for 2010 focuses on the 205,000 arrears cases being adjudicated in the courts - and the 53,000 properties already under repossession orders - just waiting for a bailiff’s boot to kick the front door off its hinges.

Are you out of a job and worried about repossession? Have social workers taken your kids into care yet? Have bailiffs seized your cat? Have you considered a Swiss style ‘assisted suicide’? Do you think John Healey’s a prize twat?

If any of the above points apply to your circumstances why not consider standing as an MP for your constituency in the forthcoming General Election - and putting your housing and money worries behind you.

Thursday, 11 February 2010

UK Intelligence Accessory to Torture

The White House has spit the dummy in a fit of pique as it failed to get its own selfish way – as it usually does when ordering the British government around - and expressed "deep disappointment" concerning a UK Appeal Court ruling to reveal information on the torture of a British resident by their paid agents.

The UK Foreign Secretary David Millipede lost his final Appeal Court bid yesterday to prevent the details being published in the gutter press and thus revealing to the world at large that the phoney war on terror is devoid of social niceties and being executed by brutal sociopathic US sadists who ignore the statutes of the Geneva Convention and the Nuremberg Code at will when committing serial war crimes.

However, the IQ-deficient Millipede was not acting alone but prompted in his actions by Downing Street, Foreign Office mandarins and the leadership of MI5 and MI6 - plus the US intelligence services – all desperate to keep their dirty secrets sub rosa and out of the public eye.

One UK resident – the 96-year old Binman Mohammed - has stated for the record – and on oath - that British intelligence and government ministers knew he was tortured at the behest of US authorities after being kidnapped and stuck on an extraordinary rendition flight to Hell while vacationing in Pakistan in 2002 – solely due the fact he was a Muslim and had a beard.

Mr Mohammed was forced to suffer the obscene ‘haram’ indignity of having to share a cell with two pigs – then memorise and recite by rote – whole passages from the Bible in order to get fed – with meals consisting of bacon sandwiches, sweet and sour pork, and pickled trotters.

The Appeal Court ruling led to the publication of a summary of the torture of Mr Mohammed. The information had been given to MI5 by the CIA - and proved that British intelligence and Labour government officials were aware of Mr. Mohammed's less than 5-star hospitality treatment by his American hosts.

The court announced that the connivance and participation of British agents in the Americans' violent practices contravened the UN Convention on Torture which the UK signed in 1984. This expressly bans sensory deprivation, hooding and other stress techniques such as scrotum-stamping, the use of electric cattle prods, pressure wash enemas, poking suspects in the eye with sharp sticks and drilling holes in kneecaps.

Mohammed told the Appeal Court judges he finally got fed up with being water-boarded six times a day and then buggered by Slackwater / XE mercenary faggots – so thus complied with his torturers demands to make a video confession that he came to Pakistan to meet with Big Al Qaeda and Taliban Dan – and study the deadly art of shoe throwing .

Millipede – a career US and Israeli apologist - had repeatedly tried to stop the publication on the grounds that it could damage intelligence-sharing with the Americans as it would reveal what a bunch of vicious thugs they really are – who consciously and with malice aforethought - operate outside the established rules of war where their vile extraordinary rendition crimes are concerned.

Such includes torturing any fucker that looks slightly ‘Muslim’ – or Brazilian - to extract confessions that they hate our Democratic freedoms and were personally planning to cause the downfall of Western civilisation – by assassinating US President Dubya Bush with a well-aimed flip flop bomb.

US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, is reported to have phoned FS Millipede on the White House hot line once she received the bad news and called him a useless twat who couldn’t be trusted to coerce – or buy off – or snuff - a trio of doddering old Appeals Court judges.

General Billy Bob Wogstamper, President Barky O’Barmy’s defence spokesman, was even more condemning and told one reporter from the Warmongers Gazette "The Boss is real pissed off with the Brits for lettin’ the cat outa the bag and publicisin’ the fact we’re no better than Hitler and his Nazi Gestapo. From now on we ain’t tellin’ them shit.”

“For Christ’s sake, now every scumbag Muslim terrorist and their dog are gonna be screamin’ out “Foul!” and filing personal injury claims jest cos they copped for a Guantanamo manicure. People jest gotta realise this is war and the innocent have gotta suffer along with the guilty.”

Chilcot Inquiry Denounced as Anti-Semitic

While the British public might be baying at the moon and demanding of the Chilcot Inquiry a copious letting of blood and for heads to roll in rapid staccato guillotine fashion for the illegal invasion of Iraq, an unlikely broadside of distractive ‘we’re the perennial victims’ hysteria has targeted the Government-appointed investigative commission from the whingeing whacky Shylock front.

Britain’s long-overdue inquiry into the legality of kick-starting the Iraq war on the basis of a caboodle of concocted lies – solely to serve neo-colonial commercial ends - has been dealt a severe blow by a pro-Israeli activist on the inquiry committee who has given an interview to a Jewish West Bank land grabbers radio station accusing his critics of the usual hackneyed sin of 'Anti-Semitism'.

The Iraq Inquiry - led by former civil servant John Chilcot, was set up by Prime Munster Gordon Broon in June 2009 in order to – quote - “identify lessons that can be learned from the Iraq conflict” – and began its foot-dragging deliberations last November.

On 22 November 2009, as the inquiry was finishing its Nth cup of tea and pondering how far the apple cart could be tipped before someone had a nasty accident and was found dead in the woods – courtesy of MI6 and Mossad - a former British ambassador - the respected Arabist Oliver Miles - wrote an article for The Daily Shitraker expressing concern at the fact that two out of the five members (40%) of the inquiry’s committee, Sheldon Scumberger and Maurice Barfmann, were "strong supporters of Tony Bliar and the Iraq war".

Miles further pointed out that both Scumberger and Barfmann were Jewish and active supporters of Zionism – and correctly questioned their objectivity and possible conflicts of interest.

Writing in the Scandalmongers Gazette the following week the celebrity Arabist and Islamic political philosopher Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer hypothesised whether the US Zionists' links to the Iraq invasion would be brushed aside by Chilcot & Co - or nailed to the fence for all to see.

The Sheikh further drew public attention to the nefarious fact that Rupert Mudrock’s News Corporation UK-based gutter press rag - The Times – had savagely castigated Ambassador Miles for sapiently focusing on the Israeli / Zionist dimension in the Anglo-American invasion of Iraq in 2003 - a factor that hitherto had scarcely been mentioned in polite social circles in case someone upset the historically fragile ‘Jewish sensibilities’.

Yet it remains an established fact that the campaign to overthrow Saddam Hussein was initiated - well before 9/11 - by a group of influential American kike neo-cons – most notably Cheney, Bumsfelt, Perle, Kissinger, Rove, Libby, Wurmser, Feith and Wolfowitz - the godfather of the Iraq war.

All members of this money-hungry Satanic cabal were ardent Jewish Zionists – and co-authors of the Project for a New American Century who prayed to their god Mamon for ‘another Pearl Harbour’ – and were more concerned with preserving the security of Israel than that of the US – and achieving the ultimate Zionist ambition of the Greater Israel – stretching from the Nile to the Euphrates - and beyond.

Thus focusing on that undeniable fact, the pro-Israeli bias of the Chilcot Inquiry members Sheldon Scumberger and Maurice Barfmann, both of them supporters of the 2003 ‘Kick Saddam’s Ass’ invasion of Iraq, was a perfectly valid point for Ambassador Miles to raise – and it is equally legitimate to inquire if at any point Chilcot & Co will have the balls to investigate - or even refer to - the UK and US neo-con hawks and their links to Israel.

While even with the current nightmare of global warming adversely affecting the Northern Hemisphere - and weather forecasters prophesying there’s a good chance that Hell might freeze over – don’t count on any such similar Earth-shattering revelations from the Chilcot corner.

On 28 January 2010, Whinge Radio’s "Holohoax Now" programme reported that Sheldon Scumberger, whom it described as a "proud practising Jew and a career Zionist", had expressed "deep unease" at the November news article authored by Ambassador Miles questioning the motives and objectivity of himself and Barfmann.

Critics were quick to point out this was a typical well-worn Jewish / Zionist pre-empting trick to label Miles as a rabid anti-Semite - and by association – Chilcot himself – if he dared even mention Israel and Iraq in the same breath.

The broadcast extracts were taken from an interview given by Scumberger to an internet radio station run by Jewish land grabbers in the occupied West Bank in which he decried Miles’ speculation as ‘getting too close to the truth’.

Scumberger then went into total idiocy mode and referred to anyone who questioned the wisdom of including pro-Israel activists in an inquiry whose purpose was to investigate an Israeli-instigated war as not only vehement anti-Semites but also as neo-Nazi Holohoax deniers.

He further emphasised that more leading figures should speak out against what he described as the crude anti-Israel sentiments circulating in Britain due them turning the besieged Palestinian enclaves of Gaza and the West Bank into Polish-style Nazi ghettos by encircling them with ten meter high Apartheid Barriers – then using this forced containment to practice a political policy of military genocide by applying the ‘shooting fish in a barrel’ philosophy to ‘achieve their ethnic cleansing objectives’ regarding the Palestinian population.

To the amusement of attending media hacks Scumberger went on to level further criticism at UK-based Palestinian sympathisers and the British judge who had recently issued a warrant for the arrest of the dour-faced Israeli PPM (Palestinian Persecution Minister) Tipzi Livid on charges of ‘war crimes’ for her part in the 2008 Christmas festive seasonal slaughter of Palestinian civilians, when she landed in the UK.

He closed his harangue with mention of ‘dire consequences’ for the British government if they embrace the UN’s Goldstone Report on Israeli atrocities – or if any member of the Israeli government was arrested on war crimes charges – regardless of how many Palestinian brats they’ve run over with tanks or barbequed with white phosphorous.

So, what are these threatened ‘dire consequences’ that await us all if Universal Jurisprudence is enacted and Tipzi Livid or any one of her fellow Israeli career war criminals are arrested for ‘crimes against humanity’ if they set foot on sovereign British soil?

Can we expect Mossad to pull another 7/7 false flag bomb attack on the London Underground tube train system and murder more innocent commuters? Perhaps settle for blasting the top off one more double decker bus in Tavistock Square.
Maybe a Bali-style Sari Bar micro-nuke detonated in the drain outside a London nightclub – then blamed on Abu Bakar Bashir and his Jemaah Islamiyah Jolly Jihad patsies once again.

Let’s just hope it doesn’t turn out to be another set of 9/11 WTC style remote controlled aircraft being flown into the BT Telecom Tower – or the Millennium Wheel - or Norman Foster’s ‘Erotic Gherkin’ – all filmed in 3D Imax by a gang of high-fiving Israeli art students and removals men from the top of St Paul’s Cathedral.