Hark the latest
antics of the perennially-blighted ‘Fuckups-R-Us’ Met’ Plod
Squad - not exactly renowned for the intelligence or tact of their street-pounding,
uniformed Bluebottle ranks - and, as of late, being caught up in this
prevailing, fetid miasma of Woke cult ideology - have been slapped with yet another
political correctness failure cum racist-sectarian discrimination complaint-storm,
which has gone ballistic across the social media ethernet on a global scale – inciting
calls for the ineffectual Met boss, the knighted ‘Sir’ Mark Rowley-Powley, to commit
Shogun-style ritual seppuku, and impale himself on his own police issue truncheon.
Regardless of the afore-mentioned intended remedial action of closing
the barn door after said horse has bolted, the hue and cry has since evolved to
a critical mass state of affairs, with the Tory Nasty Party’s Policing
Minister, Chris Philip, getting a Downing Street boot up his own slack arse,
and being ordered to have the Met hierarchy retract some earlier vacuous and
dismissive 'victim blaming' excuse that was viewed as offensive.
To this effect Minister Philp informed press hacks he would meet with
Sir Mark, and discuss his imminent reassignment – to the local Whitehall Job
Centre.
Conversely, the Met’s initial ‘whoops, sorry - apologies all round’
response has merely resulted in the issue of further grovelling, ass-kissing
redress - plus a round of self-flagellating atonements - for causing gross
racial 'offence' in response to one thick-as-pig-shit plod referring to some
bloke with a big schnoz and a kippah as 'openly Jewish' – apparently due his ‘flagrant
display of Jewishness’ – (whatever the fuck that is) – and being cautioned he would be arrested if he did not promptly
‘exit stage left’ and depart the pro-Palestine march area - due the blatant
fact he was ‘openly Jewish’ and his presence was antagonising the goody-goody protest marchers.
Okay, from a politically-neutral and common sense standpoint, go and
work that quantum-entangled mess out, if yer can.
No shit, Sherlock - Nazi propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels, would
doubtless be over the Moon and multi-orgasmic on hearing a report of racist
-sectarian two-tier
policing - with Palestinian protesters and their supporters being given undue
leniency by the Met’s Plod Squad and, conversely, so too inciting precisely what the
Kosher Nostra’s Zionist-Israeli ‘victim cult’ and the Board of Deputies of British Jews thrives on –
octane-boosted, industrial scale anti-Semitism.
WTF was this ‘Jewish-looking’ person wearing to cause such a negative reaction
from Sergeant NW 377? A yellow star on his jacket – or a kippah with flashing ‘I’m
a Kike’ strobe light fitted to the front – or a Red Sea Pedestrian t-shirt – or
waving a Star of David banner – or simply holding a ‘Fuck Palestine’ sign?
Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, none of the above – he simply looked
‘conspicuously Jewish’.
The Metropolitan
Police’s Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Apologies, Glenda McSlagg, informed
one gutter press hack from the Fuckwits Gazette that “we have reflected on the intensity
and passion of the negative public response to our previous apology statement, and
have decided to issue a second – and this time a truly-profound, and sincere, admission
of remorse - for causing even further offence due our first hare-brained apology
- regarding this IQ-deficient police officer’s
use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ sparking public outrage – from Jews,
Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.’
‘We, as the
assigned keepers of law and order in our capital city, must hold our hands up
and concede fault; for being Jewish is not a provocation, and Jews must be able
to feel safe in London – regardless of the sad and contrary fact that Muslim
Palestinian civilians are no longer safe living in the Gaza Strip – or anywhere
else in what was the sovereign state of Palestine, prior to the 1948 theft of
their entire country by the Zionist Edomite Mafia usurpers exercising their Balfour
Declaration pledged manifest destiny excuse to reclaim their Promised Land –
and applying the IDF’s genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy where required’.
The Plod Squad
found itself at the centre of this faux pas backlash when video footage of the
disturbing incident circulated online – (faster than shit through a goose
snorting Hex-Lax powders) - of the IQ-deficient NW377 plod accosting a certain
Mr Gideon Falter, chief censor of his ‘one man and a dog’ Campaign Against
Antisemitism ‘charity’ (sic) in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine rally.
Tens of
thousands of pro-Palestine protesters had gathered in London to call for a
ceasefire in the Gaza Strip – and thus an end to the Israeli military using
innocent Muslim Palestinian women and children for target practice, claiming
they looked a bit ‘Hamas-ish’ - plus the inhuman treatment and brutalisation of
Palestinian inmates by psycho guards at Israel’s Megiddo Prison.
Albeit the main
bone of contention was to impress on Fishy Sunak’s pro-Israeli Tory Nasty Party
government to stop all arms sales to the land-grabbing Zionist state – weapons
and munitions which, under the leadershit of the Likit Party’s Crime Minister,
Bobo Nuttyahoo – (the wannabe Zion King) - have directly contributed to a current casualty
figure in excess of 34,000 Palestinian civilians slaughtered by the Zionist IDF
military since October 7 2023, at this morning’s latest ‘dead
count’.
In the video, Numpty
Plod 377 clearly states, sans any format of ambiguity: “You are quite openly
Jewish, but this is a pro-Palestinian Muslim support protest march, and while I’m not accusing you of
anything – like a non-hate crime – you are breaching the peace – and I’m
concerned about a possible negative and violent reaction to your obvious Jewish
presence – wearing a yarmulke skull cap, and waving your big 'Shifty Shylock' Semite schnozzer
around.”
To add further
insult to injury, PC Dipshit’s equally fascist twat of an IQ-stunted accomplice,
PC Scrote, then threatened Falter with, quote: ‘You will be escorted out of
this area so you can go about your business, go where you want freely – or, if
you choose to remain here, you are causing a breach of peace against these
other people, and you will be arrested."
Yeah, just
sniff the air, and catch a transient scent of history – specifically the stench
of a Hitlerian, Nazi-dominated Germany circa January 1933, and the anti-Jewish
pogroms getting kick-started.
Ergo, pro-Palestinian marches and protests are being viewed as
provocative by those of the Jewish faith and political Zionist sympathisers,
and too, those of a mind to support Israel’s outrageous land thefts, and the
litany of human rights abuses visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised
and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and
besieged Gaza Strip.
Apologising for
the lack of tact and language used by the officers, the Met Police's initial
statement inferred that opposition protesters who turn up at pro-Palestine
marches must realise that their presence is provocative, and they are
increasing the likelihood of inciting altercation by lining the route and
objecting to any format of criticism of the rogue state of Zionist Israel’s
land thefts - or their indiscriminate mass murder of Palestinian non-combatant
Muslim civilians – specifically women and children - and the bombing the entire
Gaza Strip coastal enclave back to the Stone Age, and a landfill site crater
status - on the off-chance some sneaky Hamas terrorist type might be hiding
there.
In the wake of
the Met’s ‘Apology #2’ the Jewish community-aligned Campaign Against
Antisemitism joined with their Enough is Enough pro-Israel campaign group, and issued
its response to this follow-up ‘very sorry’ statement – which they jointly
slammed as ‘being atrocious’ – for claiming we look 'quite openly Jewish' as we
walk down the street to our local synagogue - or go shopping at the Mile End
Road’s Kosher Kippah grocery store.
The CAA spokesperson further stated for the record, that, in their
unqualified and biased opinion, the
situation had become highly toxic and dissed the Met’ Plod Squad’s hierarchy
for allowing these pro-Palestine protest marches to become normalised – as a
result of which London was now unsafe for Jewish people to walk in the streets
of their own city – much as it is for Palestinian Muslim civilians to do so in what
little remains of their own Palestinian homeland since the Yawm al Nakbh (Day
of the Catastrophe) of 1948.
Conversely, a
senior Met Plod opined to press hacks that the use of the term ‘openly Jewish’
by one of our uniformed clots was hugely regrettable and may well have caused
offence to a host of ‘conspicuously Jewish’ persons.
‘Being Jewish in
this city – or any city – or town – or backwater village – in our Food Bank
Britain should not be viewed as a cause of provocation - and Jewish Londoners
must be able to feel safe in this, our capital city – much as we would expect
Palestinian Muslims to feel safe in their now greatly-diminished enclaves of
the West Bank Territories and Gaza Strip.’
Hmmm, to raise
the subject of gross hypocrisy, this is about as silly as it gets – for the
complaints comes from the very same Campaign Against Antisemitism group that
demands others are censored and silenced of any and all criticism of the rogue
Zionist state of Isra-Hell – or referencing the fact it was the Jewish
Sanhedrin hierarchy of Jerusalem who coerced the Roman Governor of Judea,
Pontius Pilate, into having Jesus, the son of God and our Christian Messiah,
nailed to two big pieces of wood for simply preaching that people should be
nice to each other - yet now have the brazen hubris to complain the Met Plod
Squad are censoring, and silencing, them.
Yep, the Campaign
Against ‘Anti-Semitism’, eh? Yet another worldly item hijacked by the Chosen
People as exclusively theirs, and corrupted to a perverted definition from the
original ‘Semitic’ – denoting a diverse Afro-Asiatic language grouping spoken
by more than 270 million people across the Middle East and North Africa, and
the Horn of Africa – with the most widely spoken of the Semitic language groups
being Arabic (206 million speakers), Amharic (27 million), Hebrew (a minority 7
million), Tigrinya (6.7 million), and Aramaic (2.2 million).
There again,
the real story - and Truth be told – Falter’s rehearsed zealot theatre performance
achieved the ‘victim’ objective he set out to provoke, and cause outrage – and
video recorded being cautioned by the plods - (plus a bonus of being racially abused
too) – whereas this ‘openly Jewish’ person’s media narrative is a concoction of
porky pies – for he was antagonising the march’s attending plod squad presence
by trying to push past the officers and cross the road, through the middle
of the marching protesters – with the plods initially demonstrating restraint,
and even offering to take him – (yet nary a mention of his accompanying group of
‘Openly Thuggish’ in-close bodyguard security, all bent on causing some Palestinian-bashing
aggro’) - to a more appropriate crossing point - where they wouldn't risk kick starting World War III.
https://news.sky.com/story/sky-news-footage-reveals-new-details-of-exchange-between-police-and-antisemitism-campaigner-called-openly-jewish-13120104
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4n19j892neo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68856360
https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-apology-jewish-manoffence-campaign-against-antisemitism
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