Hotel Rwanda Flights + £3,000 Spends

Well, there we go, Food Bank Britain’s illegal immigrant deportation / human rights n wrongs conundrum finally solved – following a cluster of complicated legal-political, sneaky legerdemain moves – and what an embarrassment to boot.

To wit, through a route of sleight of hand chicanery, our government has succeeded in ‘coaxing’ (more at ‘bribing’) their first illegal immigrant – (and only passenger) - to get on their inaugural deportation flight to Rwanda – quite possibly tempted to go voluntarily due the £3,000 quid cash-in-hand ‘pocker money’ payment from our inept Tory Nasty Party government – with Fishy Sunak playing Fairy Godmother by doling out monies on behalf of an uninformed - and doubtless reluctant - British taxpayer.

How f*cking much - £3,000 nicker – plus a free - (and most definitely required) - Kinyarwanda phrase book? Okay, sign me up – I’m on the next Rwanda flight too. Kigali here we come.

Okay, joke over – back to common sense reality. This will prove to be an absurd and expensive gimmick – and the most ridiculous idea the Tory Party have conjured up in a long line of ridiculous ideas.

At £3 grand per deported immigrant, and their numbers are now legion - surely it is time to get serious, instead of fucking the cat, as per the current situation – for there has to be a cheaper alternative – just say bollocks to EU human rights legislation, and  direct the Borders Agency patrol boats to turn these fuckers around mid-Channel – (as opposed to taking them on board) – with a bows-on nudge to their overloaded rubber boats - and point them back to safe haven France – from whence they came.

Better still, stop the fuckers on the beaches of la belle Française, before they can launch and board their rubber inflatables.

There again, that’s problematic, cos the Frogs ain’t gonna cooperate as they’re just glad to be shut of the scrounging illegal immigrant problem. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68934480

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/27641889/first-migrant-sent-to-rwanda-sunak/

Yee-Ha! What a ferkin embarrassment for the good ole US of A and NATO combined – this stellar ‘battle front trophy’ exhibition of their collective military hardware supplied, free of charge – (read ‘taxpayer cost’) - to the Ukraine – to bait Bad Vlad Putrid and fuel this insane proxy war with Russia – with all of the heavy duty armoured variety equipment shot to shit and back – and now on public show in Moscow’s Victory Park – with a pretty coloured national flag identity sticker on each trophy piece – designating the country of origin and to boost the embarrassment factor.

Germany’s Leopard 2 tanks; Broken Britain’s Huskie APC’s and Challenger 2 battle tanks; French TRF1 Howitzers, Crotale NG missiles and CM200 Radar systems; and from the good ole US of A-M1 Abrams tanks by the dozen; Starstreak missile launchers; Patriot missile launchers; M777 / 155mm Howitzers; MGM-140 ATACMS missiles, and M142 HIMARS rocket launchers galore - along with the shattered remains of dozens of DJI Mavic-3 drones – and the burned out, crumpled wreckage of a US Navy F16 Falcon fighter jet.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68934205

Meanwhile, over the Pennine’s Peak District tops, in hilly Derbyshire’s ordinarily serene Whaley Bridge area, Farmer Giles has been arrested on the twin charges of suspicion of murder ‘and’ attempted murder - for an act of self-preservation – and protecting his hearth and home – from the criminal intentions of a motley crew of would-be thieving teenage scallies, attempting to burgle his property during the hours of darkness – and who collectively ended up on the receiving end of a 12 gauge live fire ‘Shoot-a-Scrote’ exercise.

As the old adage states: an Englishman’s home – end terrace, semi-detached, bungalow, first floor flat, or farm house – is his castle – and the owner / occupant should be granted the legal right to defend such against all manner of intruders – especially so mob-handed thugsters, hell bent on committing criminal acts of aggravated burglary.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-68942085

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-68936767

Nathan McScrote, a research associate in philosophy, and author of the ever-popular bedtime reading tome, Reptiles with a Conscience - who was, until most recently, gainfully occupied in an honorary post at Cambridge’s Emmanuel College, has sparked a veritable ‘abhorrent race row’ shit storm backlash, and become embroiled in a heated public debate viz the subject of ‘race realism’ - due his studied, and rational, dismissal of racial equality, credibly linking racial origin to academic ability – which has resulted in howls for ‘his’ dismissal.

McScrote came under fire following the publication of a blog which claimed the number of black professors at Harvard would 'approach zero' in a true meritocracy; and, quote: that 'blacks would disappear from almost all high-profile positions - outside of sports and entertainment’ – then further dismissed the concept of equality between people of different ethnicities as a 'thesis based on lies'.

Well, the Woke joke gang were doubtless to be high in objection, but the racial equality debate, forever controversial and rigorous in nature, has no foundation in reality; and in a society whose parameters of academia are structured around meritocracy, then the white Caucasian tribes surpass all others in attainment.

Ergo, and thus, so too, goes the argument viz the rejection of the Woke cult’s diversity, equality and inclusion policies.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13327677/Cambridge-university-race-researcher-equality-lies-dropped-backlash-students.html

Okay folks, just when you decided this world could not get any more fucked up than it already is, Italy’s National Board for Animal Protection has decided to finally ban the controversial ‘puppy yoga’ classes - on animal welfare grounds.

Perhaps following the example of the UK's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA), their Italian counterparts are urging people to consider alternative activities to having their puppies practice yoga – such as taking them for a run in the park, and playing ‘Fetch!’

The NBAP’s Giuseppe D’Angelo opined to one gutter press hack from the Eyeball Twister magazine "This type of activity is detrimental to a puppy dog's well-being and only brings financial advantages to those rip-off scammers who run these insane classes."

While the shifty organisers claim the puppies enjoy the ancient Indian art, of sitting cross-legged, with their eyes closed, and repeatedly chanting (actually barking) ‘Ohm’ – to enhance their parasympathetic nervous system activity, and promote relaxation and calmness – critics state there is nothing in this practice that might be considered beneficial to the animals.

Believe it or not, while puppy yoga classes are all the rage across Europe and the good ole U.S. of A – a whole gamut of other variations include kitten yoga, rabbit yoga, and even goat yoga.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckmjk7v40gko

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Skewed News Mayday Mayhem

Gee n wow n no shit, Sherlock. Fun n games up north of the border in Alba, or is it Caledonia? That strange place where grown men prance around in pretty-coloured tartan skirts, with furry things hung on the front.

Yeah, and folks scratch their heads, questioning the quantitative defects and errors that have stricken Broken Britain’s politics, which are currently manifesting into becoming more fucked up than a soup sandwich.

Bonny Nonceland’s Worst Minister, Humza Yousaf, this week pulled a strategic resignation trick from his throne in Holyrood – before the arrogant buffoon could be forcibly kicked out of Edinburgh’s Butt Hole House following a ‘no confidence’ vote.

But WTF was to be expected, with the dipshit Yousaf the victim of his own Scottish Nonce Party back-stabbing demise - a continuity candidate who failed to break away from the toxic shadow of his predecessors – then became doubly cursed by promoting divisive hate crime laws, and the loony trans-gender bender Cass Review – neither helped along with his myopic adoption of unachievable Net Zero targets.

Hmmm, obviously Humza had been neglecting his daily breakfast Weetabix.

There again, the horrid Humza’s just another failure in quite a line of political failures for the Scots, if we reflect on the legacies of the Wee Nippy Sturgeon and her predecessor – the Porky Pict – Alex Salmond.

Without a shred of a doubt, these dog wankers have, on both individual and collective scales, most certainly elevated ‘fucking up’ into a purist art form.

Now let’s take a break and play that great old game of What If? – and speculate 'what if' Katie Forbes grabs the SNP leadershop by the short n curlies?

For starters, she’s gotta be an improvement on the last triumvirate of corrupt and manipulative losers – a reflection of her austere and religious related upbringing – an outwardly honest and sincere person – one who disses the trans-women concept that they are real women – and perhaps the person to finally come down hard on the scum perv activities of Scotland’s kiddie fiddling central – Aberdeen / Granite City – infested with, and governed by, an officialdom of low life Satanist-worshipping pederasts that prey on special needs children.

Just Google 'Hollie Greig Scandal'.

Mind you, reflecting back on the horrid Humza and the SNP incompetents in Holyrood, when it comes down to political chaos and dysfunctional government, things are no better down south, in Mother England – as neither of Parliament’s Lower House of Conmans, or the Upper House of Frauds dosspit, amount to naught but ego-massaging asylums - catering to the established practice of hierarchical corruption and acts of political treachery.

More to the point, the Tory Nasty Party’s Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, has proved to be as much use as tits on a bull, and impotency personified when it comes to solving any of our problems – especially so the illegal immigration conundrum – where we have hordes – legions in fact,  of infidel foreign types departing the safe haven refuge of France – and making landfall on our south coast beaches – hell bent on engaging in a mass asylum-seeking scrounge-a-thon mission, and thanks to not fit for purpose ECHR laws, arrogantly intent on dipping wholesale into our taxpayer piggy bank.

Wow, the stench of political corruption hit the nostrils faster than the 20mph speed limit restrictions as we drive across the windy way border into Welsh Wales – with one corporate donor – the Cardiff-based Dauson Environmental Group – doling out a nice, round-robin £200,000 nicker to the now-Worst Minister Vaughn Gething’s ‘Welsh Labour’ party leadershit campaign –– and by return, under the charitable Gething’s aegis, being granted an interest-free loan of £400,000 quid.

For the pubic record, Dauson ‘Environmental’ (sic) Group is owned and operated by a certain David ‘Fly-Tipper’ Neal, who was given a suspended prison sentence of three months in 2013 for illegally dumping waste – and four years on copped a further suspended sentence of 18 weeks for not removing the very same heaps of fly-tipped crap.

Ergo, if these wankers are so cash flow positive, to the extent they can donate £200 grand, then why the fuck do they need a £400 grand loan off the Welsh government? Perhaps to clean up their accumulated mountains of fly-tipped shite?

Regardless of Welsh Labour’s Chief Whip, Jabba the Hutt, insisting ‘nothing to see here, move along now’ - if one was of a suspicious mind, it might be speculated, not only on issues of transparency and proprietary – and specifically Gething’s lack of sound judgement – and, so too, on moral grounds, that Dauson / Neal made a prudent investment of £200,000 nicker, and copped a 100% return on the investment – and what appears to be a long-term Get Outa Jail Free exemption for still failing to clear their illegally-dumped debris / junk / rubbish.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/vaughan-gething-welsh-government-loan

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/vaughan-gething-keir-starmer-pressure-labour-donation-scandal

Now that has simply gotta be a first. AstraZeneca have this week finally held their proverbial hands up and admitted to what the hapless public demographic have known since Day One of the Covid-1984 scamdemic – that their life-saving (sic) Covishield vaccine, quote: ‘causes a rare side effect’ – specifically ‘death’.

To wit, just forget the Covid-1984 mRNA jab micro-chip hysteria – for the devil is in the mix, all right – and is the cause of all manner of adverse medical effects – doubtless due to being formulated from a noxious blend of crap, containing the nasty likes of graphene oxide and self-assembling hydrogels - (aka lipid nano-particles) – which act as nano-receivers – all embedded with a functioning MAC target address.

Yep, the Covid vaxx shot is packed with even more toxic spike protein nasties that form the fibrous Calamari blood clots – (notorious for blocking human veins and arteries - like turd-bergs in a London sewer) – and electro-magnetic materials that dutifully respond to coded radio ‘signal’ frequencies – turning us into nano-tech cyborgs.

All part n parcel of the forthcoming control freak ‘human hack’ – and global depopulation agenda.

Ha, lol’s – the gospel according to this week's edition of the gutter press Montecito Shitraker News, Prince Harry, and spouse Princess Meghan, have garnered a certain notoriety for being equally difficult to work with.

Probably due the fact both these IQ-deficient dingbats are egocentric knobheads, who know everything better that any other fucker – or so they think.

Yeah, entertainment beyond borders, as we sit back and watch the silly Sussex clowns, Harry – and specifically Her Regal Highness, the Princess Meghan – a class act, shit-for-brains narcissist - flail around from one failed project to the next.

But wait – cos no shit, Shylock, we now hear on the jungle telegraph, that Harry Hewitt’s ghost-written autobiography – ‘Spare Prick at a Coronation’ - has been nominated – not once, but twice - for the British Book Awards.

Really, so who the fuck gets to collect any ‘work of fiction’ / ‘C for Effort’ award – if it wins one - the ginger-mingin Harry - or Casper, the Ghost Writer?

Also up on the Rumour Mill screen is news Harry’s heading to London next week, for an Invictus Games 10^th anniversary event – and pre-informed ‘there’s no room for you’ at any of the Royal’s palaces or Windsor Castle - or their old haunt of Freddy Frog Cottage.

Hence the ginger-mingin back-stabber will be shacking up at some Air BnB – or dossing down in a convenient Soho doorway, well liquored, after he stumbles out of whatever den of iniquity in the night’s pre-dawn hours.  

The gospel according to the Tory Nasty Party’s Defence Procurement Minister, James Cartlidge, keeping the Ukraine’s military supplied with ammo has knocked a big hole in Broken Britain’s arsenal reserves – to the point of having none left.

Yep, and none actually means ‘none’ – not even a few rounds of 5.56 x 45mm centre fire for the Army to stage their local weekly L85A2 rifle target practice session at Bisley, shooting Farmer McDuff’s cows in an adjacent field – and that is the core reason the government are set to increase defence spending (taxpayer funds) by the power of 10 – to keep Zelensky’s army locked n loaded – and ready to shoot more Russians.

Ouch! Now that has simply gotta be a wake-up call that some fucker in government is lacking in prudence and effective management, when Broken Britain’s military turn around and whinge they haven’t got any ammo left, as the Worstminster bureaucraps shipped it all off to Zelenski’s 21^st Losers Battalion, of the Ukraine’s Defence Force.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Labour: Vote-4-Us Election Pledges

Yep, it’s political silly season once again, with the Tory Nasty Party’s leader, (sic) PM Fishy Sunak, finally securing political agreement for, and a most questionable air of legality to, the shipping of visa-deficient, Channel-hopping, scrounging wetback immigrants straight off Food Bank Britain’s south coast beaches onto a series of Bye-Bye Air charter flights to the far African exotic exile destination of Rwanda – sans any pause for a change of dry clothes, a free meal, or topped-up freebie cell phone to ‘call home’.

That’s the word from Downing Street, folks. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200. Get straight on the plane – and off to Rwanda with you – faster than shit through a proverbial goose. And if you are an actual illegal African migrant who hails from the DRC, then tough shit – you’ll be back – geographically right next door - from where you started out.

To wit, therein lies today’s lesson – should have stayed in ‘safe haven’ France – an ‘illegal immigrant tolerant’ destination – plus the weather’s much better than Food Bank Britain’s.

At the opposing end of the silly season spectrum, and obviously suffering from a protracted bout of the ideological delusion malady that is currently doing the political rounds of 2024 pre-election Broken Britain – we have a blatant display of voter popularity over-confidence from New Labour’s most questionable leadershit - with Sir Keir Stammerer proclaiming – for the public record – that he expects to renationalise ‘most’ / ‘nearly all’ passenger rail services within five years – ‘when’ his party are elected – and too deliver a ‘best-price ticket guarantee’ - ensuring the lucky passengers automatically pay the lowest possible amount for tickets, when making contactless payments.

Hmmm, all sounds so sweet and great – but that, mon ami, is one fucking big ego bubble which requires popping – and swap out this oh-so pretentious ‘when’ election victory factor for ‘if’.

Really, is this Sir Keir’s updated ‘Vote for Us’ canvassing call? One of Labour pledging to renationalise ‘most’ - or ‘nearly all’ - passenger train rail services within five years – and cure the current inefficient and fragmented system that continues to fail – and outrage – schedule-reliant passengers.

That’s us, by the way - der untermenschen - the / common herd ‘useless eaters’.

Ergo, we advise a keen eye on the ‘most’ / ‘nearly all’ passenger services terminology part of Stammerer’s promise. There again, ask a politician anything – and if you elicit a straight – and complete – answer, congratulations.

Whatever, this amounts to no more than an electioneering Labour playing to a gullible ‘forest vs trees’ voter crowd; for the stupid part is the fact that if they don’t nationalise the lot – the whole caboodle - as per British Rail status of the glorious past, then it won’t work.

First lesson for Sir Keir & Co, they need to remember that Mussolini’s great claim to fame viz ‘making the trains run on time’ was bullshit – as is this boast of completely integrating ‘most’ of our railway system into ‘pubic’ ownership – but there again sans any plans to renationalise rail freight - or the rolling stock corporations, or the nationwide spread of actual ‘physical’ rails, and all peripheral equipment – the things the trains run on – just this enigmatic ‘most’ /’nearly all’ passenger train ‘operating’ services.

This is Labour at its worst – with these more at scent than substance pledges – and Sir Keir ‘flip-flopping’ at every turn; for none of these hare-brained schemes bear the essence of having been thought through - nor any review of the essential economic and logical reasoning that formulated the harsh decisions to implement those drastic cuts to the passenger train industry in the Beeching slasher days of the 1960’s.

Yet here we have Herr Stammerer, assuming the Herculean task of reversing the Curse of Dr Beeching. Hmmm, anything related to Broken Britain’s railway service and the Aslef / RMT rail union’s tentative choke hold on the entire operations of the industry, it appears more like the Curse of Beeching morphing into the Curse of Sisyphus.

Conversely Labour's shadow transport secretary, the feather-brained – and pink-coiffured – (send in the clowns) - Louise ‘Dingbat’ Haigh – (founder of the Sheffield Halitosis Society) – a person who apparently once took a train from Sheffield to London – and hereafter claims she is hence a bona fide ‘qualified rail expert’ – and just the very person to expedite this re-nationalisation mission.

As mentioned above, one sore thumb stumbling block definitely lies with rail union Aslef, and their never-ending pay disputes – and whom this very same Ms ‘Pinkie’ Haig has not met with in over a year – a worker representative body she privately (and perhaps rightly) refers to as a ‘bunch of money-grubbing scrotes’.

Altternately, the RMT’s renta-slob of a general secretary, Mick Lynch, opined to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that Labour's plan to bring train operating companies into a publicly-owned network was in the best interests of railway workers, passengers and the taxpayer – as Labour, and the RTM’s big mate Sir Keir, have secretly pledged to give in to strikes and outrageous pay raise demands.

Oh my, a Great British Railways revamp – run by ego-fuelled Shitehall bureaucraps - and not rail specialists - with this nationalisation factor forever representing a political, rather than a practical, solution to the privatised shit service problems.

Since the dark days of the Beeching axe and privatisation, four major operators, including TransPennine Express, have been taken back under public control and run by the government's Operator of Last Resort model – with Practical Pig Trains ceasing to trade in 2003, following the Baconsfield derailment disaster - while the remaining gamut of franchise operators - a gaggle of arch quangocrat cronies and their henchmen hang in there, hoping for some mega-buck government payout – with these including Southern Discomfort Trains; Ripoff Rail; Rattle-Track; Snail-Rail; Sardine Mainline; Notwork Rail; Inter-Shitty; Caledonian Creeper; Jarvis Junk Rail; and First Crapita Connect.

Okay, fair dibs all round. The Tory gang are as much use as tits on a bull, and long past their ‘two year social tolerance’ use by date; and the Lib-Dums more at scent than substance as a political threat – even if they formed a coalition with the Greenies and the Pancake Tuesday Moralist Party - but the Labour gang under this self-promoting, pro-Zionist Israel stooge of a dog wanker, Keir Stammerer – really?

Is this is what we can expect from the Labour leadershit of today? A massive Maoist style Great Leap Forward, from the corrupt stench of Tony Bliar’s tenure, or the moronic likes of Gordon Broon - - to this ex-Director of Pubic Prosecutions – Sir Keir – a knighted political creature possessed by lofty ambitions?

Let us not forget it was this incompetent at the helm of our sceptred isle’s justice system who, for reasons best known to himself, repeatedly avoided prosecuting the notorious – and well exposed – serial rapist and pederast celebrity DJ, Jimmy Savile.

But that is our bureaucrap and political class. Both the Lower House of Conmans, and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit amount to no more than ego-massaging asylums, ignoring class act incompetence while catering to the established practice of hierarchical corruption and acts of political treachery.

No shit, Sherlock, now we have this current Sir Keir Stammerer ‘reborn’ – leader of a political party - dynamic ‘and’ pragmatic, all in the same concise package – with these stellar, rare Earth attributes having rubbed off onto his ginger-mingin deputy also – none other than the tax-dodging Mangela Bowen-Rayner – a woman with more homes that Madonna – and doesn’t live in any of them.

Next up on the loopy Labour boast-a-thon agenda we have the wankers pledging to rekindle the ‘money pit’ steel industry in Welsh Wales – with the party’s Shadow Secretary for Wales, Jo ‘Blood on Yer Hands’ Stevens – another true political dingbat – vowing to invest an additional £2.5 billion quid - (doubtless borrowed from Basel’s Bank of International Scrounging – or some like vulture fund borrower of disrepute – such as Pound of Flesh Investments – or St Mammon’s Bank of Filthy Lucre) - for UK steel (or is that Welsh Steel?) in the first term of a Sir Keir-led government – whoops, excusez moi – a ‘Labour’ government – due the loss of steel-making representing a threat to Broken Britain’s national security.

There you have it, folks, Labour election promises – more at scent than any realistic substance – and we speculate as to why Sir Keir has dropped the preceding New to the New Labour handle of Tony Bliar’s leadershit days of power – as he flip-flops around, promoting Labour as the patriotic political group of the country.

What a disingenuous wanker he actually is - incapable of modesty or circumspection – fails to foresee the inevitable pitfalls of his arrogance - and let us not forget, Stammerer was the traitor who tried to block Brexit and keep Britain in the EUSSR, under the Brussels jackboot – and to this day, sans shame, panders to the Euro-Woke joke cult.

No shit, I get an anaphylactic shock reaction from the political corruption and blatant connivance of elected House of Conmans officials – (with the entire shebang egged on and supported by their pals in the Upper House of Frauds dosspit) - that no epi-pen shot in the heart can fix – and only gain relief from the application of repeated doses of logic and common sense – and the so-rare exposure, arrest, shaming and imprisonment – or ritual seppuku - of the guilty parties.

To sum up and close, we collectively shake our heads in dismay at this flyblown, septic reality that a corrupt Labour leadershit has evolved into since the ‘can do’ ( and ‘did do’) - days of the previous Keir – (Hardie) founder of the Labour Party circa 1900 – with the noxious likes of Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and the inept ‘Stoker Jim’ Callaghan, and let’s not overlook prime evil itself - Tony Bliar - bringing the party into total disrepute, void of any format of trustworthiness nor credibility – and subject to the moronic ineptitude of repeated party mismanagement – a factor multiplied to the power of ten by Gordon ‘Incompetence’ Broon – and now this current ‘wannabe’ wanker, Sir Keir - since Jimbo Corbyn was ousted for being a bit ‘too left’ – of acceptable left.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68889345

https://www.gbnews.com/opinion/wales-steelmaking-closure-security-threat-labour-jo-stevens

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

UK - Rough Sleeping Criminalised

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nutty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Political Sleaze’ – a timely scandalous exposé of House of Conmans 'cross party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, a sad state of affairs exists wherein actual ‘real deal’ – (and fully documented) - British ‘born n bred’ citizens - down on their luck - alcoholism / mental illness /  redundant / unemployed -  victims of circumstance – whatever - specifically ‘vulnerable persons – including women, as well as men – who have fallen on hard times, penniless, become homeless, and sleeping rough - are to be criminalised for this de facto state of unfortunate affairs under a set of laws being currently drafted into the Criminal Justice Bill by overpaid scrotes and other assorted parasites and jobsworths infesting the Shitehall bureaucracy and Parliament’s House of Conmans assembly.

Alas, a fact, that our own homeless are being branded criminals, while hundreds, in fact thousands, of illegal wetback foreign migrants are washing up on the south coast shores of our once-sacred Isle of Albion – kitted out with Border Force souvenir life jackets and escorted safely to dry land by the very same not fit for purpose ‘Borders’ agency - then hosted in hotels – fed n clothed n handed pocket money – and topped-up cell phones - (so ET can ‘phone home’ – and tell all their scrounging relatives to come n join them) – all thanks to ECHR regulations that, regardless of post-Brexit Britain no longer being a member state of the totalitarian EUSSR community, legally oblige us to be nice to visa-deficient foreign flotsam asylum seeking refugee types arriving here on a mass beg-a-thon mission.

There again, viz warm n loving social care for their own tax-paying registered voters – inclusive of unemployed and homeless citizens – the Tory Nasty Party – or the New Labour gang – neither gives a flying fuck – apart from the occasional electioneering platitudes – and downright lies.

As to the Lib-Dums – they are – as the title implies -  too dumb to conceive what actual homelessness means – while the Greenies are of a mind that sleeping rough – i.e. outdoors, is a healthy pursuit, and more should be doing it – whereas the charitable likes of Crisis, Amnesty UK and the Big Issue soldier on regardless with their thankless tasks – sans official funding.

The gospel according to the front page banner headlines of the Daily Shitraker news sheet, the Tory gang’s Home Secretary, James Cleverly, (Cleverly – is that some kind of word name-game joke?) - is coming under increasing pressure to rethink plans to clamp down on nuisance rough sleeping in England and Wales.

Yeah, just gotta love the terminology: ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ - being unwashed and a bit smelly – due a lack of laundry facilities; or a shower, soap and towel; or a flush crapper and bidet – or even a roll of toilet paper – and the threat of a fine of £2,500 nicker issued to any person carrying an ‘excessive bad smell’ - aka being a bit stinky.

Hmmm, this ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ terminology is disturbing.

A nuisance to who exactly? A whingeing public possessed of a warm bed to go home to – or the hapless victim of life’s cruel circumstances, dossing down in a cold and draughty shop doorway for the night - due the fact our government can’t organise a workable social security system that caters for the homeless – and better still, keep industry and commerce fired up so every fucker, and their proverbial dog, remain gainfully employed - and never homeless – unless by individual 'rejection of society' free will choice.

Regardless, it is a sad circumstance that results from government mismanagement of the social-economic affairs of state – yet is anyone considering those not simply labelled as unemployed and penniless, and homeless - but the hapless population contingent who are physically disabled or mentally incapable of self-care – for they are many.

Are they to be criminalised also?

Ergo, let’s just take a couple of steps back into our recent past history of zero social care - the Napoleonic Wars era, and the early Dickensian days – aka the ever-present Dark Ages - when the profitable trade of African slavery was still a money-spinning pursuit everyone wanted to invest in – apart from William Wilberforce and Thomas Clarkson, and their Clapham Sect.

For it was during this time frame the government of the day conjured up the 1824 Vagrancy Act – passed by the Tory government of Slime Minister, Robert Banks Jenkinson – Earl of Scouseland - a period of our history not quite remembered as an enlightened era – during which branded begging and rough sleeping a criminal offence - even for war-injury disabled veterans.

Okay, socio-economic circumstances have changed drastically in the last 200 years – but for the better – or the worse? Though no more poorhouses – where at least one could grab a stale crust or two - or maybe a straw mattress bed for the night.

The negative aspects viz the proposed measures in this Criminal Justice Bill will allow Plod Squad grunts to ‘move on’ (sic) nuisance rough sleepers – specifically those engaged in ‘aggressive begging’ - and, if they do not comply, issue a fine or arrest them.

Que? WTF? First it’s ‘nuisance rough sleeping’, now we have this ‘aggressive begging’ crime? Who the fuck is going to define that social misdemeanour – the numpty Plod Squad? One might consider the established legal terminology for an act of ‘aggressive begging’ might fall under ‘mugging’ or ‘armed robbery’ – not simply tugging at some passers-by sleeve – or hanging onto their coat tails by the teeth.

Fer fuck’s sake, what a pathetic situation, when we have the entire lower House of Conmans collective of 650 mixed gender scallies – all too busy bickering – or asleep – or absent and working from home – or simply fucking the cat in general – who couldn’t organise a blow job in a raunchy Bangkok massage parlour between them – let alone emergency shelter or housing or a bowl of soup and a stale bun for individuals or families stricken by these unfortunate circumstances – while blowing the mega-bucks that might finance a homeless assistance fund by squandering such monies on armaments to the Ukraine – just to piss Russia and Bad Vlad Putrid off – and on RAF fighter jets tasked with roaming the near eastern skies and shooting down Iranian drones heading for the rogue Zionist state of Israel.

Conjecture and speculation besides, and more to the point – and here no fucker has thought this one through - how the fuck is this Criminal Justice Bill gonna have a positive outcome?

The Plods are going to be rounding up rough sleepers – these homeless souls arrested and prosecuted, hence criminalised and fined mega-bucks - when they don’t have the funds to feed or house themselves – and paying court-issued fines will be way down their list of fiscal priorities – with fine payment default and prison being an all-round better option.

There, at least, they have dry shelter, a warm bed, can get bathed, clothed, medicated, and fed – plus a baccy allowance – to trade or smoke.

Hmmm, home away from home (said in context) with a prison library for reading matter, tv set in the cell, board games galore, and gym time, if so desired. Yep, beats sleeping rough in some drafty, damp, alley – or shop doorway of a night-time – with the urban fox population sniffing at your feet – plus getting pissed on by roaming tomcats.

Well, that’s the latest scheme of things from our control freak government – criminalise the homeless.

So, WTF next, we might inquire, following in this blatant, dystopian and copycat vein of the totalitarian states of NorKor, and the People’s Utopia of China – internment at forced labour camps for the unemployed?

Don’t laugh, for if this Criminalisation of the Homeless passes muster, sans public revolt, then it is simply a natural progression from the fate of the rough sleepers to the ‘useless eater’ unemployed demographic.

To wit, so much for our government, our Parliamentary assembly, if the future solution to any social problem they cannot conjure up a quick fix for, they now intend to criminalise?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Conspicuous Jewishness now a Crime?

Hark the latest antics of the perennially-blighted ‘Fuckups-R-Us’ Met’ Plod Squad - not exactly renowned for the intelligence or tact of their street-pounding, uniformed Bluebottle ranks - and, as of late, being caught up in this prevailing, fetid miasma of Woke cult ideology - have been slapped with yet another political correctness failure cum racist-sectarian discrimination complaint-storm, which has gone ballistic across the social media ethernet on a global scale – inciting calls for the ineffectual Met boss, the knighted ‘Sir’ Mark Rowley-Powley, to commit Shogun-style ritual seppuku, and impale himself on his own police issue truncheon.

Regardless of the afore-mentioned intended remedial action of closing the barn door after said horse has bolted, the hue and cry has since evolved to a critical mass state of affairs, with the Tory Nasty Party’s Policing Minister, Chris Philip, getting a Downing Street boot up his own slack arse, and being ordered to have the Met hierarchy retract some earlier vacuous and dismissive 'victim blaming' excuse that was viewed as offensive.

To this effect Minister Philp informed press hacks he would meet with Sir Mark, and discuss his imminent reassignment – to the local Whitehall Job Centre.

Conversely, the Met’s initial ‘whoops, sorry - apologies all round’ response has merely resulted in the issue of further grovelling, ass-kissing redress - plus a round of self-flagellating atonements - for causing gross racial 'offence' in response to one thick-as-pig-shit plod referring to some bloke with a big schnoz and a kippah as 'openly Jewish' – apparently due his ‘flagrant display of Jewishness’ – (whatever the fuck that is) – and being cautioned he would be arrested if he did not promptly ‘exit stage left’ and depart the pro-Palestine march area - due the blatant fact he was ‘openly Jewish’ and his presence was antagonising the goody-goody protest marchers.

Okay, from a politically-neutral and common sense standpoint, go and work that quantum-entangled mess out, if yer can.

No shit, Sherlock - Nazi propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels, would doubtless be over the Moon and multi-orgasmic on hearing a report of racist -sectarian two-tier policing - with Palestinian protesters and their supporters being given undue leniency by the Met’s Plod Squad and, conversely, so too inciting precisely what the Kosher Nostra’s Zionist-Israeli ‘victim cult’ and the Board of Deputies of British Jews thrives on – octane-boosted, industrial scale anti-Semitism.

WTF was this ‘Jewish-looking’ person wearing to cause such a negative reaction from Sergeant NW 377? A yellow star on his jacket – or a kippah with flashing ‘I’m a Kike’ strobe light fitted to the front – or a Red Sea Pedestrian t-shirt – or waving a Star of David banner – or simply holding a ‘Fuck Palestine’ sign?

Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, none of the above – he simply looked ‘conspicuously Jewish’.

The Metropolitan Police’s Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Apologies, Glenda McSlagg, informed one gutter press hack from the Fuckwits Gazette that “we have reflected on the intensity and passion of the negative public response to our previous apology statement, and have decided to issue a second – and this time a truly-profound, and sincere, admission of remorse - for causing even further offence due our first hare-brained apology - regarding this IQ-deficient police officer’s use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ sparking public outrage – from Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.’

‘We, as the assigned keepers of law and order in our capital city, must hold our hands up and concede fault; for being Jewish is not a provocation, and Jews must be able to feel safe in London – regardless of the sad and contrary fact that Muslim Palestinian civilians are no longer safe living in the Gaza Strip – or anywhere else in what was the sovereign state of Palestine, prior to the 1948 theft of their entire country by the Zionist Edomite Mafia usurpers exercising their Balfour Declaration pledged manifest destiny excuse to reclaim their Promised Land – and applying the IDF’s genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy where required’.

The Plod Squad found itself at the centre of this faux pas backlash when video footage of the disturbing incident circulated online – (faster than shit through a goose snorting Hex-Lax powders) - of the IQ-deficient NW377 plod accosting a certain Mr Gideon Falter, chief censor of his ‘one man and a dog’ Campaign Against Antisemitism ‘charity’ (sic) in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine rally.

Tens of thousands of pro-Palestine protesters had gathered in London to call for a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip – and thus an end to the Israeli military using innocent Muslim Palestinian women and children for target practice, claiming they looked a bit ‘Hamas-ish’ - plus the inhuman treatment and brutalisation of Palestinian inmates by psycho guards at Israel’s Megiddo Prison.

Albeit the main bone of contention was to impress on Fishy Sunak’s pro-Israeli Tory Nasty Party government to stop all arms sales to the land-grabbing Zionist state – weapons and munitions which, under the leadershit of the Likit Party’s Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo – (the wannabe Zion King) - have directly contributed to a current casualty figure in excess of 34,000 Palestinian civilians slaughtered by the Zionist IDF military since October 7 2023, at this morning’s latest ‘dead count’.

In the video, Numpty Plod 377 clearly states, sans any format of ambiguity: “You are quite openly Jewish, but this is a pro-Palestinian Muslim support protest march, and while I’m not accusing you of anything – like a non-hate crime – you are breaching the peace – and I’m concerned about a possible negative and violent reaction to your obvious Jewish presence – wearing a yarmulke skull cap, and waving your big 'Shifty Shylock' Semite schnozzer around.”

To add further insult to injury, PC Dipshit’s equally fascist twat of an IQ-stunted accomplice, PC Scrote, then threatened Falter with, quote: ‘You will be escorted out of this area so you can go about your business, go where you want freely – or, if you choose to remain here, you are causing a breach of peace against these other people, and you will be arrested."

Yeah, just sniff the air, and catch a transient scent of history – specifically the stench of a Hitlerian, Nazi-dominated Germany circa January 1933, and the anti-Jewish pogroms getting kick-started.

Ergo, pro-Palestinian marches and protests are being viewed as provocative by those of the Jewish faith and political Zionist sympathisers, and too, those of a mind to support Israel’s outrageous land thefts, and the litany of human rights abuses visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.

Apologising for the lack of tact and language used by the officers, the Met Police's initial statement inferred that opposition protesters who turn up at pro-Palestine marches must realise that their presence is provocative, and they are increasing the likelihood of inciting altercation by lining the route and objecting to any format of criticism of the rogue state of Zionist Israel’s land thefts - or their indiscriminate mass murder of Palestinian non-combatant Muslim civilians – specifically women and children - and the bombing the entire Gaza Strip coastal enclave back to the Stone Age, and a landfill site crater status - on the off-chance some sneaky Hamas terrorist type might be hiding there.

In the wake of the Met’s ‘Apology #2’ the Jewish community-aligned Campaign Against Antisemitism joined with their Enough is Enough pro-Israel campaign group, and issued its response to this follow-up ‘very sorry’ statement – which they jointly slammed as ‘being atrocious’ – for claiming we look 'quite openly Jewish' as we walk down the street to our local synagogue - or go shopping at the Mile End Road’s Kosher Kippah grocery store.

The CAA spokesperson further stated for the record, that, in their unqualified and biased opinion, the situation had become highly toxic and dissed the Met’ Plod Squad’s hierarchy for allowing these pro-Palestine protest marches to become normalised – as a result of which London was now unsafe for Jewish people to walk in the streets of their own city – much as it is for Palestinian Muslim civilians to do so in what little remains of their own Palestinian homeland since the Yawm al Nakbh (Day of the Catastrophe) of 1948.

Conversely, a senior Met Plod opined to press hacks that the use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ by one of our uniformed clots was hugely regrettable and may well have caused offence to a host of ‘conspicuously Jewish’ persons.

‘Being Jewish in this city – or any city – or town – or backwater village – in our Food Bank Britain should not be viewed as a cause of provocation - and Jewish Londoners must be able to feel safe in this, our capital city – much as we would expect Palestinian Muslims to feel safe in their now greatly-diminished enclaves of the West Bank Territories and Gaza Strip.’

Hmmm, to raise the subject of gross hypocrisy, this is about as silly as it gets – for the complaints comes from the very same Campaign Against Antisemitism group that demands others are censored and silenced of any and all criticism of the rogue Zionist state of Isra-Hell – or referencing the fact it was the Jewish Sanhedrin hierarchy of Jerusalem who coerced the Roman Governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate, into having Jesus, the son of God and our Christian Messiah, nailed to two big pieces of wood for simply preaching that people should be nice to each other - yet now have the brazen hubris to complain the Met Plod Squad are censoring, and silencing, them.

Yep, the Campaign Against ‘Anti-Semitism’, eh? Yet another worldly item hijacked by the Chosen People as exclusively theirs, and corrupted to a perverted definition from the original ‘Semitic’ – denoting a diverse Afro-Asiatic language grouping spoken by more than 270 million people across the Middle East and North Africa, and the Horn of Africa – with the most widely spoken of the Semitic language groups being Arabic (206 million speakers), Amharic (27 million), Hebrew (a minority 7 million), Tigrinya (6.7 million), and Aramaic (2.2 million).

There again, the real story - and Truth be told – Falter’s rehearsed zealot theatre performance achieved the ‘victim’ objective he set out to provoke, and cause outrage – and video recorded being cautioned by the plods - (plus a bonus of being racially abused too) – whereas this ‘openly Jewish’ person’s media narrative is a concoction of porky pies – for he was antagonising the march’s attending plod squad presence by trying to push past the officers and cross the road, through the middle of the marching protesters – with the plods initially demonstrating restraint, and even offering to take him – (yet nary a mention of his accompanying group of ‘Openly Thuggish’ in-close bodyguard security, all bent on causing some Palestinian-bashing aggro’) - to a more appropriate crossing point - where they wouldn't risk kick starting World War III.

https://news.sky.com/story/sky-news-footage-reveals-new-details-of-exchange-between-police-and-antisemitism-campaigner-called-openly-jewish-13120104

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4n19j892neo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68856360

https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-apology-jewish-manoffence-campaign-against-antisemitism

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Climate Apocalypse by Christmas?

What duff science bollocks these Just Stop Traffic ‘doomsayer’ dog wanker, eco-warriors – terminally infected with the latter day Woke mind virus - quote viz their purported environmentally-progressive ‘Save the Planet’ campaign - and the more at scent than substance claims of mass climate breakdown caused by some hapless family guy – or gal – possessed of zero sense of social responsibility - switching on their gas central heating to keep the house from morphing into an ‘ice cave’ – plus using their CO2-belching car for the school run, then driving to and from work.

To add to the blatant lack of contrary hard evidence they ignore while spouting utter global warming / negative climate change nonsense, these self-righteous tossers – both the Just Stop Traffic and their Extinction Rebellion cohorts - are loud in the ‘We are Right and You are Wrong’ declamation message they peddle – a factor endorsed and exacerbated by Food Bank Britain’s ‘in-opposition’ New Labour cabal.

Under the leadershit of ‘call me Sir Keir’ - and in an effort to win votes - plus a modicum of popularity – Stammerer has taken to playing socio-political parkour – while brandishing his courtroom skills to parry and dodge answering the questions asked – or telling the Truth – he has now publicly agreed with, and supports, their campaign - further pledging Labour is committed to no new oil and gas extraction licences being issued for onshore or offshore exploration or extraction around the British Isles – when (more at ‘if’) his party win the next general election.

Ergo, so WTF actually is the Just Stop Everything gang’s ‘religious fervour’-driven message of ‘if we don’t act now we won’t see another Christmas?’

Anthropogenic activity’s negative effect on the environment is the direct – and singular - cause of global warming and climate change – (go tell that to the Eskimos and penguins) - causing crops to literally rot away in the ground – which morphs into a situation where parents are unable to feed their children – (or, one logically supposes, even themselves).

So too say the collectively delusional Greenie cult: “We’re facing 40C degrees of heat and no food on the Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves, and have to get serious about a return to the Dark Ages - by turning civilisation’s clock back a couple of millennia.”

Well, 40C in northern Europe might be a wee bit too warm for turnips n swedes n rhubarb – so how about we adjust our agricultural mindset, and plant tropical crops?

Hmmm, ‘no answer’ was the reply to that one.

Fer fuck’s sake – it’s 40C-plus each day around the equatorial belt and every sod n their dog (and cat) manage to feed themselves – plus export mega-tons of rice and delicious fruits and veggies to their North-bound Western customers.

There again, these shit-fer-brains eco-activists have a zero comprehension hard-on against CO2 – the gas of Life for flora – without which plants and trees – all greenery - withers and dies.

Ergo the afore-mentioned paragraph’s point on adjusting agricultural methodology is rather mute, as sans CO2, the papayas and melons and mangoes – and rice – will be going the same way as the swedes and turnips.

Sorry, boys n girls – time to get back to common sense and logic, for planetary scale global warming and negative effect climate change has sweet fuck all to do with human activity or industrial pollution and all to do with the cyclic moods and vagaries of our Solar Mistress – aka the Sun - that great fiery ball we orbit once every 365:25 days.

Okay, what these clowns want – not just for their pretty perfect selves, but to force upon the rest of a reluctant – and critical thinking – humanity is a latter day meteorological Inquisition, demanding that we ditch, in the main, coal, gas and oil (and their manyfold industrial, household and medical derivatives) and rely on wind turbine and solar panel farm generated electricity to replace these duly-denounced and condemned pariah fuels.

Right on, so let us hope the sun shines and the wind blows - or else the lights go out, the computers shut down – along with the televisions, the dialysis machines ‘grind’ to a stop – and that is just the sore thumb, ‘in-yer-face’ obvious crap.

Sans the ‘from coal’ coke derivative fuel source for blast furnaces, steel production is a thing of the past – hence no more wind turbine blades or masts - and also goes the required furnace heat source to treat silica sands and form solar panel glass – hence no more solar panel farms.

Really, did any of these Just Stop Traffic and Extinction Rebellion onanists do their science records homework, and think this one through?

Obviously not, for mankind’s science doesn’t quite advance at a rate that we can simply dump – make redundant – power source fuels – specifically oil, gas and coal – and replace it with technologically-novel and still-in-development solar and wind sources that are unreliable, and of a far less generational potential than these traditional ‘tried n tested’ – and now reviled – carbon-base origin supplies.

More so, with our current level of technology – and the pathetic state of public finances – depleted to poverty level on military aid to the Ukraine, and caring for scrounging illegal migrant types; any chance of achieving this net zero target by 2030 – or 2050 – and even 20-anytime – is more at scent than substance – and any memory of these eco-warriors  shall go the way of our old pal, the Dodo – and in their case, being of tinpot inconsequence, forgotten – apart from, perhaps, their ridiculous M25 road block antics – which we must duly confess to deriving great entertainment – albeit having seen better organised riots.

Why the fuck are they not pushing for reliable – and zero carbon clean - (apart from the occasionally Chernobyl or Fuckupshima style disasters) - nuclear power plants – the atomic fuel source that just keeps on giving.

The gospel according to weather ‘scientists’ (sic) with their own agendas - a deadly 48C degree heatwave across West Africa and the Sahel was not down to an El Niño effect - and impossible without human-induced climate change – as developed nations burning fossil fuels were responsible for raising temperatures up to 1.4C higher than normal.

(Que? Normal – who in the eco-activist camp decides WTF is ‘normal’?)

Ergo, sans this 1.4C degrees rise purportedly caused by human / industrial activities, then a regular, ambient temperature of 46.6C is okay and quite liveable, and no fucker is going to sweat their bollocks off and dehydrate to a parchment condition – and crumble to dust - before lunch?

To wit, and to close, we are hence expected to swallow this fictional ‘official science assessment’ that two car families in Europe and the good old US of A, indiscriminately driving their kids to and from school, and themselves to the office on a daily basis are the cause of what these twats term climate change.

But nary a mention that this atmospheric pollution factor may just be contributed to, and compounded to the power of 10 due the industrial scale burning of coal in faraway Russia, China and India and NorKor – and are jointly the sole cause of the 1.4C degree rise in temperature in North West Africa?

Further, the eco-bullies seem to overlook the climate change effect related to the deforestation factor in South America’s Amazonia Basin - and wholly ignore the Indonesian islands of Sumatra and Kalimantan’s deforestation caused by mass ‘kaingan’ hack and burn farming / plantation practices that is a regular source of smoke pollution across the South China Sea and Malacca Straits – with the population of Singapore reduced to choke mode, wearing smog masks, and driving along the Pan Island Expressway with fog lights on - at mid-day.

There again, does the good ole United Nations do anything to resolve and correct this deforestation / smoke pollution abuse. Do they fuck as like.

All a matter of CCL / Nimby-ism – aka Couldn’t Care Less / Not in My Back Yard.

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

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Starmer Flip-Flops on Triple Lock

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'New Labour Party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, the banner headline says it all – well, nearly all  - just read on for the rest. 

Keir Stammerer – (aka Sir Keir) – comes across as being purposely evasive – and of a mind to keep Food Bank Britain’s elderly retirees guessing, as he refuses to commit the Labour Party to embracing the Tory-established pension triple lock policy - regardless of the smarmy twat’s previous off-the-cuff remark that he wholly agrees with the OAP triple lock plan – ‘but’ – and here comes the ambiguity crunch for future evasive actions - when going back on his word.

Specifically - and if any of this shit bears a modicum of credibility and is to be believed - senior Labour party figures - acting on the professional advice of a party-appointed tax adviser, no less – are telling ‘Sir Keir’ that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners have never had it ‘so fucking good’ – (strains of the Tory Super-Mac / Harold MacMillan’s 1950’s era unqualified arrogance) - and this voting block of oldies now constitutes an ‘under-taxed generation’ of social dependents.

Thus, thanks to Sir 'Flip-Flop' Stammerer's refusal to pledge a sincere leadership commitment – (and here we mean a ‘cross your heart and hope to die’ childhood oath ‘commitment’) – of established government policy viz maintaining the triple lock agreement for British pensioners - then the next general election will NOT go in favour of the Labour gang – and our national pensioner population – (Our name is Legion - for we are many) – along with a host of like-minded, sympathetic fellow voters - will be endorsing their tick in any other box ‘but’ a Labour Party candidate’s.

Stammerer – Starmer - whatever the egocentric rat fink’s moniker - is not to be trusted. He says one thing - then changes direction like a weather vane, exposed to the vagaries of the four winds.

Ergo, come election time then we - the pensioner generation that Labour Party insiders now view as ‘useless eaters’ – shall exact our toll - and by Christ, there’s millions of us still fit n mobile enough – and with time on our hands - to do so – by fielding a national, door-to-door knocking, street corner canvassing, and internet-wide campaign on this issue – to generate votes for the political party that guarantees to maintain the triple lock agreement – even if it is the ‘past its use by date’ Fishy Sunak and the Tory Nasty Party.

Hark his trademark 'Call me Sir Keir’ - this ‘arrogance beyond borders’ opposition leader, further stated for the ‘pubic record’ that these useless eater, whingeing retiree-pensioners would have to wait for the publication of his election manifesto to find out if the long-standing ‘Conservative triple lock pledge’ would remain in place when he seizes control of Parliament in this year’s elections, and establishes a Labour-ruled socialist Utopia – as he reaches out – hands across the sea - to Brussels, and rejoin the EUSSR.

Hmmm, such narcotic chutzpah, this self-delusional election-win Imaginarium he is obsessed by - which tends to reveal the blindside of Labour’s comprehension viz the beat of the voting public’s pulse – and socio-political reality.

Nowt like gross over-confidence - and in due response to such brazen hubris, the Labour Party, under the aegis of the obnoxious Stammerer, obviously can’t be trusted to protect our pensioners – and thus ‘Sir Keir’ will ‘have to wait’ until the ballot box slips are counted to ’find out’ how many useless eater retiree-pensioner votes he ‘didn’t’ get – due him being a total wanker – and this is an opinion now shared by the majority of his hapless Holborn and St. Pancras pensioner constituents too.

Collectively we shake our heads in dismay at this flyblown, septic reality that a corrupt Labour leadershit has evolved into since the ‘can do’ days of the previous Keir – (Hardie) founder of the Labour Party circa 1900 – with the noxious likes of Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and Tony Bliar bringing the party into total disrepute – and subject to the moronic ineptitude of party mismanagement – a factor multiplied to the power of ten by Gordon ‘Incompetence’ Broon and a gaggle of other wannabe wankers since Jimbo Corbyn was ousted for being ‘too left’.

Really, the thought of shaking hands with a slippery, duplicitous git like Stammerer prompts one to wear disposable latex gloves – and, post contact, wash their hands in double-blessed holy water.

Are you an OAP who relies on the annual triple lock pension adjustment to keep on top of inflation, to afford to live a half-decent life?

Were you a die-hard Labour voter before Stammerer opened his big gob and declined to pledge commitment to the old age state pension’s annual triple lock adjustment – until he chooses to announce ‘his’ decision - one way or the other - in the party’s election manifesto?

Do you feel like the rest of our pensioner class and dislike being left on tender hooks, subjected to silly mind games, and getting fucked around by two-bit socialist politicos like Stammerer?

So too, let us not overlook Stammerer’s past - who, in the ill-appointed role of  Director of Public Prosecutions, (2008 – 2013) – has been duly recorded in the annals of infamy viz his command role inadequacy of failing miserably to execute the arrest, prosecution, and jailing of the BBC’s notorious celebrity kiddie fiddling, necrophiliac rapist, Jimmy Savile.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.