In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
After suffering a shock n awe reality jolt when a mob of Bolshie geriatric 'Hells Grannies' from Putney's prestigious Senile Sally's Elderly Care Home lobbed a hail of bricks and soiled incontinence diapers through Deputy Slime Minister Mick Clogg's Parkfields mansion front windows last week with 'Lib-Dum wankers out' themed messages tied to them, the Losers Party are now fully cognisant of the pathetic fact they've become the 'second place' most despised political non-entity in the known Universe (next to Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Decepticons - and closely followed by Commissar 'Red Ed' Millipede's New Labour) - thus due this grass roots 'leper in the bath' unpopularity in England they prudently opted to hold the annual party conference in a foreign country: specifically paedo-friendly Nonceland's grotty Glasgow.
Arrogantly posturing himself for an ego-massaging session at the conference podium to moronic soundbite refrains of "Go, Cloogy Go!", the treacherous twat, who has pawned whatever political credibility he - or the Lib-Dums - ever possessed since joining this star crossed Con-Dem / Libservative coalition back in 2010, opened his speech with a scaremongering piece of subliminal suggestion propaganda, that "Britain will be diminished and divided" if the Tory troll mafia are left to rule alone following next May's general election - and the only way up is by voting for Cloggy & Co.
Diminished and divided? Que? WTF? That's been the de facto case since 9/11 and Broken Britain's multi-cultural society farce went tits up with first Miranda Bliar's New Labour and then the Con-Dem coalition demonising Muslims as potential bomb chucking terrorists who hate our democratic freedoms and fostering a 'spy on yer neighbours' (especially the raghead types) season of psychotic paranoia - with Scameron now shying away from his own failed 'hug a hoodie' socio-political bonding policy.
Nope, the Clogg is simply another political stooge - a disinformation jockey cum loose cannon who tends to shoot his gob off before aiming his thoughts in the right direction and is doomed to disappear - like a roll call of past Whig, Liberal, Social Dumercraps and Lib-Dum leaders - down the rabbit hole of history.
For all the bombast and pledges (shit, for fuck's sake, no - not 'more' pre-election campaign trail canvassing pledges) there's no public interest factor involved here - just a half-arsed 'Third Force' political party with an election manifesto of plans and scams that 'they' want to expedite - and not for the good of the country as we, the moronic common herd, see it but rather what their parasitic corporate masters have ordained via the bumboy / pederast - infested civil service mandarin's secret handshake fraternity.
We, the People, want out of the EUSSR. Cloggy won't submit to our simple socio-economic requirement. That, in a winkle shell, sums up the Lib-Dum's chances of winning a general election.
But just to put the boot in, let's take a look at Cloggy's broken promises - this scandalous litany of failures and reneged pledges that were sworn on the body of a dead heron laid upon a Bible and witnessed by two Bishops and a Magistrate's clerk.
Tuition Fees: pledged to scrap tuition fees and vote against future increases, but once in government voted to treble them to £9,000 quid.
VAT: campaigned against a predicted Tory VAT bombshell then went complacently along with it being bumped up to 20%.
Tax Cut for Zillionaires: Clogg promised fairer taxes but instead backed a Tory cut in the top rate of tax, giving 13,000 rich and shameless millionaires a tax cut worth £100,000 nicker apiece, while the common herd voters ended up paying mega-bucks more.
National Ill-Health Service: The Lib-Dums backed NHS top down reorganisation and they share responsibility with Scameron's Tories for wasting £3 billion quid on this failed project - while patients wait longer in A & E facilities and 5,000-plus nurses have been redundant-ised.
Constitutional Reform: The Clogg's constitutional reform 'spiffing idea' - predicted to be the biggest shake-up of British democracy (sic) since 1832 - was abandoned after Tory MPs refused to back such a radical measure - or any reform of the voting system.
Mansion Tax: And on this one Cloggy and the Lib-Dums pledged to 'stick to our guns' - but when presented with the opportunity to stand up for their own principles and vote for the mansion tax, Lib-Dum MPs voted against it.
Sure Start: On the election trail Cloggy pledged to protect Sure Start, lying to voters that 'I'll fight to ensure these centres stay open' - then once in government, his mission creep Lib-Dum scumsters backed cuts to Sure Start - with 558 centres closed down to date.
Plod Squad: In the Lib-Dum election manifesto Clogg promised to put 3,000 more flatfoots on the beat, then backed Tory plans to 'redundant-ise' 15,000-plus hapless plods.
Special Advisers: In opposition Clogg maintained that special advisers are political jobs and should be funded by political parties - then once more went back on his worthless word - with Cloggy himself kitted out with a team of sixteen Special Advisers - all paid for at the taxpayers' expense.
Thus whatever the 'Forked Tongue' Clogg gobs off about at the Glasgow conference - free school meals in primary schools; cut-price bus travel for young workers, or extended paternity leave and free childcare - he couldn't tell the truth if he didn't have a lie ready - and has evolved risk aversion and buck-passing blame into a fucking art form - so don't believe a fucking word of it.
The Lib-Dum's Minister for Geriatric Affairs, Vince Cable, was outright in his condemnation of Tory policy in Glasgow today when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Daily Nonce, referring to PM Posh Dave Scameron and his train fare dodging Chancellor George Osborne as 'lying gits' - for claiming they can eliminate the budget deficit without the need for tax rises.
Cable stated for the public record that the Lib-Dums would not go along with Tory proposals for a further £25 zillion quids worth of welfare and public works budget spending cuts while they're busy dropping non-sustainable explosive ordnance (bombs) on ISIS terrorist forces in Syria and Iraq.
"The Tories are ideologically obsessed by cuts and this nasty piece of work at the DWP, Iain Dunkin Shit, takes an onanist pleasure in destroying public services and the detested welfare state."
Really, is any fucker or their dog remotely interested in a Lib-Dum style Tribulation and Rapture experience at next May's elections? Who the fuck wants to back an even bigger bunch of pledge-breaking losers that the ones we already have - Tories - and the bunch that got hoofed out in 2010 - the graft and corruption-ridden Bliar / Broon / Scandalson New Labour Mafia.
Never forget that Clogg & Co have morphed from Whigs to Liberals to a Social-Dummercrap / Liberal Alliance to their current contradiction-ridden state of Lib-Dum being - and what a poxy leadership record they have - while overlooking David Lloyd George's sexual excesses - they still ended up with Jumping Jo Grimond, the sodomic likes of Jeremy 'Skeletor' Thorpe hiring hitmen to snuff his spurned effeminate lovers - and the vile pederast faggot David Steel who even sank to the depth of depravity by molesting his own infant son - to the ginger-mingin Chazzer 'Pisspot' Kennedy - and harbouring the despicable Rochdale kiddie fiddling bumboy Fat Cyril Smith as the party mascot.
Thought for the day. Clogg and Cable's posturing blather besides, tis an ineluctable fact of history that Scameron & Co have again unlatched Pandora's box, and this time around even Elphis has done a proverbial bunk and followed a fleeing legion of scally demons bent on a feast of war and suffering across the Greater Middle East - and not forgetting the Ukraine - another scam to draw major regional powers (Russia for one) into an all-out conflict with the Western ZioNazi bloc, headed by the Great Satan (US), Broken Britain and the foul and foreign French - and all led by the nose from Israel.
Regardless, political spin and propaganda soundbites - and the potential incidence of a nuclear holocaust besides, if you want to make a difference next May, then vote UKIP.
And while we're at it fuck the nonce-ridden Masonic / Satanist secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Monday, 6 October 2014
Friday, 3 October 2014
FCA Hoofs Willy Wonga's Money Factory
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In a superb 'Karma Rules' kickback move by the Financial Conduct Authority, the payday loan shark mafia has been penalised for not taking adequate steps to assess customers’ ability to meet repayments in a sustainable manner following complaints that the likes of Rabbi Reuben's Smiley Face Finance had been dispatching teams of pigshit-thick morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Collection Agency to chase up defaulting clients, which resulted in front doors getting booted down and telly's snatched - along with pram loads of kids who were sold on to the local pikey paedo child sex trafficking gangs as ready cash conversion collateral to offset arrears.
This crackdown to clean up the currently disreputable consumer money-lending market means a heads up pre-Christmas windfall for a Biblical legion of credit-deficient losers who - faced with 'hand-to-mouth' no alternative situations due the Con-Dem coalition government's DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit, slashing their welfare benefits and slapping them with Bedroom Tax charges - were forced to take out short term loans from controversial kikester moneylender Freddy Fagin's Usury Central and became victims of the debt entrapment system - are to have their outstanding liabilities cancelled in an executive action move expected to initially cost the loan sharking industry in excess of £200 million nicker - an amount referred to by grasping banksters at the St Mammon’s Filthy Lucre Credit Union as 'lots and lots of money'.
The gospel according to the usury pages of this morning's Ripoffs Gazette, the hardest hit to date is payday loan market top dog, Willy Wonga's Money Factory (read 'debt factory') who have raked in zillions via toxic finance and profiteering from human frailty by pursuing the promotion of credit and materialism and thus creating a landscape wilderness of unserviceable debt.
Thus the disreputable vulture fund likes of Willy Wonga; SlickQuid; Pound of Flesh Loans; Ripoff Readies; ScabCash and the notoriously avaricious Shylock Scatberg's Pounds-to-Penury payday loans outfit will be forced to wipe clean the debts of 330,000 customers now trapped in arrears of over 30 days, while a further 45,000 hapless borrowers will have to repay their loans - albeit exempt from the 'typical' usurious 7500% APR interest charge.
But for the Willy Wonga Money Factory this isn't the first time they've come under heavy criticism and copped a barrage of flack for professional (sic) malpractices - as exampled by the £2.6 million quid they were forced to fork out to an excess of 45,000 customers after pulling a dodgy debt collection caper - sending out 'pay up or else' demand letters from non-existent law firm Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot.
To add to their well-deserved angst, since July the firm has been banned from producing TV adverts designed to attract gullible youngsters, and specifically its campaign using wrinkly Granny puppets, screened during children’s peak telly viewing – in a blatant attempt to tempt kids to get a pocket money boost and blow it all on video games or drugs - or both.
Further, the erring Willy Wonga brand was forced to apologize to New Labour's Stella Greasy MP in 2012 after she used Parliamentary privilege to brand all payday loans as virtual ‘debt traps’ - with Wonga's Money Factory hit men launching a hate campaign against her on Twitter, calling her a 'blonde moment bonkers cunt' - and inciting a stream of rape threats and other nasty misogynistic messages.
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing a stash of cash is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ of insta-dinero out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 7,500% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the FCA will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus the skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by multi-national corporate-dominated shill governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off purported loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have SlickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of tenners – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Feral Beryl McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Willy Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next week.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in GashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the spondoolies to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank / payday loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic machine goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In a superb 'Karma Rules' kickback move by the Financial Conduct Authority, the payday loan shark mafia has been penalised for not taking adequate steps to assess customers’ ability to meet repayments in a sustainable manner following complaints that the likes of Rabbi Reuben's Smiley Face Finance had been dispatching teams of pigshit-thick morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Collection Agency to chase up defaulting clients, which resulted in front doors getting booted down and telly's snatched - along with pram loads of kids who were sold on to the local pikey paedo child sex trafficking gangs as ready cash conversion collateral to offset arrears.
This crackdown to clean up the currently disreputable consumer money-lending market means a heads up pre-Christmas windfall for a Biblical legion of credit-deficient losers who - faced with 'hand-to-mouth' no alternative situations due the Con-Dem coalition government's DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit, slashing their welfare benefits and slapping them with Bedroom Tax charges - were forced to take out short term loans from controversial kikester moneylender Freddy Fagin's Usury Central and became victims of the debt entrapment system - are to have their outstanding liabilities cancelled in an executive action move expected to initially cost the loan sharking industry in excess of £200 million nicker - an amount referred to by grasping banksters at the St Mammon’s Filthy Lucre Credit Union as 'lots and lots of money'.
The gospel according to the usury pages of this morning's Ripoffs Gazette, the hardest hit to date is payday loan market top dog, Willy Wonga's Money Factory (read 'debt factory') who have raked in zillions via toxic finance and profiteering from human frailty by pursuing the promotion of credit and materialism and thus creating a landscape wilderness of unserviceable debt.
Thus the disreputable vulture fund likes of Willy Wonga; SlickQuid; Pound of Flesh Loans; Ripoff Readies; ScabCash and the notoriously avaricious Shylock Scatberg's Pounds-to-Penury payday loans outfit will be forced to wipe clean the debts of 330,000 customers now trapped in arrears of over 30 days, while a further 45,000 hapless borrowers will have to repay their loans - albeit exempt from the 'typical' usurious 7500% APR interest charge.
But for the Willy Wonga Money Factory this isn't the first time they've come under heavy criticism and copped a barrage of flack for professional (sic) malpractices - as exampled by the £2.6 million quid they were forced to fork out to an excess of 45,000 customers after pulling a dodgy debt collection caper - sending out 'pay up or else' demand letters from non-existent law firm Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot.
To add to their well-deserved angst, since July the firm has been banned from producing TV adverts designed to attract gullible youngsters, and specifically its campaign using wrinkly Granny puppets, screened during children’s peak telly viewing – in a blatant attempt to tempt kids to get a pocket money boost and blow it all on video games or drugs - or both.
Further, the erring Willy Wonga brand was forced to apologize to New Labour's Stella Greasy MP in 2012 after she used Parliamentary privilege to brand all payday loans as virtual ‘debt traps’ - with Wonga's Money Factory hit men launching a hate campaign against her on Twitter, calling her a 'blonde moment bonkers cunt' - and inciting a stream of rape threats and other nasty misogynistic messages.
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing a stash of cash is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ of insta-dinero out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 7,500% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the FCA will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus the skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by multi-national corporate-dominated shill governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off purported loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have SlickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of tenners – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Feral Beryl McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Willy Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next week.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in GashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the spondoolies to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank / payday loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic machine goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 2 October 2014
UKIP Growing Third (or First) Force?
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Regardless of perjurious denials to the contrary issued to satiate the scandal-frenzy thirst of persistent gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, the huff n puff mandarin hierarchy manning the battlements and drawbridge at the Conservative Party's Matthew Parker Street HQ have now gone into Devcon Two crisis mode following the latest round of resignations and defections by turncoat Tory MPs and party faithful moneybags donors.
The alarm bells factor hiked up a couple of notches when it was discovered that the defectors are avoiding New Labour and the Lib-Dums like the proverbial plague but joining the ranks of that political bogeyman UKIP instead: a fearsome socio-political organ seen by many common herd voters - those still in possession of two functioning brains cells to rub together - as the last bastion of hope for retaining Britain's sovereign national identity before the Brussels-based kleptocrats get chance to impose their planned regional boundaries - and Devon becomes part of France, Norfolk linked with Holland and Kent cops a Belgian post code - and the Jobcentre is totally infested with begging pikey and gyppo migrants from the ne'er-do-well ex-Communist Eastern bloc states.
Tory MPs continue to desert the foundering not-fit-for-purpose Con-Dem / Libservative coalition ship of state like canny rats gifted with the power of clairvoyance where next May's election results are concerned, and see no future with Captain 'Man Tits' Dave at the helm - or defecting to pariah status New Labour under the current aegis of the Wallace n Gromit team of child prodigy Commissar Ed Millipede and Fast Eddy Ballsup - or the equally leprous Lib-Dums under the leadership of the serial pledge-breaking Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg.
Nope, the party of popular choice for the turncoats is UKIP, with none other than the indestructible Nigel Barrage as their bannerman - the Tory's latest bête noire and the survivor of political conflicts on many fronts - not least the Brussels EUSSR battlefield - plus airplane crashes galore, with nary a hair out of place and his underpants still in pristine condition.
While Barrage once fostered a determined ambition for his UK Independence Party to replace the slapstick Librarian-Dummercrats as the 'third force' in national politics, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, Flatbrokes, are giving generous odds that due the continuing fuck ups foisted by this moronic Con-Dem mess of a coalition that come next May then UKIP could well be placed as the favourite 'first force' to win the general election.
In a pathetic bid to downplay the current snowballing defections trend, the Tory's moronic House of Conmans leader Willy Vague opined to media hacks that the fact a few non-entity back bench Tories had switched alliances to the Barrage Gang and former Tory donor, multi-zillionaire Shiteside Insurance / 3D skipping ropes inventor / tycoon Arron Banks, had yesterday also absconded to UKIP, taking his cornucopia of ready cash with him - was 'small potatoes' - dismissing the defections as 'insignificant'.
Responding to Vague's imprudent and obnoxious remarks, and for making a joke at his expense, Mr Banks countered this ridicule by spitefully upping his initial donation to UKIP's election war chest by the power of ten - from a mere £100,000 to a round robin £1,000,000 nicker - what greedy banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Yep, counting in the £1 million nicker gift from another disillusioned 'former' Tory donor, Paul Sykes, that's a cool £2 million quid the Tory election campaign machine 'isn't' 'getting - and the UKIP Mafia are - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance and an ill-tempered statement from this 'insignificant' closet case sodomite Willy Vague - a failed party leader cum Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist stooge - hanging on to the threadbare vestiges of political power - like the equally abhorrent DWP Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Arron Banks’ embarrassing announcement, made alongside UKIP leader Nigel Barrage, came as Posh Dave Scameron delivered a blunt warning to disillusioned Tories at their party conference that a flirtation with the UKIP anti-Christ at the next general election could lead to a Millipede-led New Labour government - here wholly overlooking the fact that 'flirtation with UKIP' might well lead to a Barrage-led UKIP government - and our once-sceptred isle - this pre-fracked green and pleasant land - finally out of Brussels graft and corruption infested EUSSR bully boy community.
Following the Eurosceptic UKIP's annual conference at Smegmadale-on-Sea last week, Nigel Barrage is definitely seen as the UK's political pointsman to be watched - and without a shadow of doubt a credible governing political alternative to the showers of shit Broken Britain's voters are currently saddled with - party of self-interest Tories, scumbag Whigs that became Liberals into Social Democraps - and now morphed into Librarian-Dummercrats - and not forgetting incompetent New Labour for all their sins - past and present.
The gospel according to St Nigel states: "The EUSSR is no longer an academic debate as it’s affecting the British public in every single aspect of their miserable lives and a daily point of heated anarchistic discussion for commuters, people waiting in queues at the Jobcentre, and forever a topic of controversy at bankruptcy hearings.”
“I mean, let’s simply look at the facts – it’s a 27 nation insolvency fubar, bollocks deep in perpetual debt and run by a bunch of foreign types, most of whom, such as the poxy Germans and fickle French are our historical enemies – plus not forgetting our insular sceptred isle of Albion has never been a part of Europe – and southern England is definitely not a part of this ridiculous ‘Arc Manche’ region with northern France that Brussels is trying to foist on us to murder our national identity.”
While being an elected MEP, Barrage remains a devout Eurosceptic and a fierce critic of the corruption-ridden edifice that only serves the interests of the few to the detriment of the many. Further, due his constructive criticisms of the Brussels kleptocracy he is a particular annoying thorn in the side of the EUSSR President, the wretched Catweazle-look-alike, Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy - a man so stricken by negative Karma and total lack of personality that last November his sense of humour transplant rejected him.
So nice one all round Nigel, but alas, by the same rule he's probably now topping MI5's assisted suicide / fatal heart attack hit list due his stated blue collar vote policies of revoking Britain's crippling EUSSR membership, hoofing out sponging EU pikey immigrants and other foreign swan poachers - along with slamming down on the current Whitehall / Westminster culture of fostering Israeli ZioNazi war crimes / genocide apologist policy 'and' pledging to stage an all-encompassing national inquiry into the scandalous suppression of historical and topical child sexual abuse investigations - with a guarantee that no whitewash merchants of the Butler-Sloshed / Fiona Woolf conflict of interest calibre would be appointed to the board of inquiry and kiddie fiddling ex-cabinet ministers would be getting their collars felt - no matter which Masonic lodge or BD/SM club they belonged to or who their neighbours were.
As he informed the party faithful at the UKIP conference - and any other fucker and their dog who might have wandered in to shelter from the rain: "We need to call a halt to these latter day imperialist schemes - these neo-colonial wars of aggression that are depleting our national budget and the cause of welfare benefit cuts."
"This ISIS excuse in Iraq's simply an excuse to invade Syria by the back door which Scameron's gone into with no exit strategy in mind. For fuck's sake how about an 'entry strategy' to begin with apart from this "let's bomb some nasty ISIS ragheads" bluster - which is all an excuse to devastate Syria's infrastructure - same as Iraq and Libya - both fucked up beyond all recognition - then cut loose and leave a nightmare of socio-political mayhem and chaos in their departing wake - with Dirty Dick Cheney's old pals 'no-tender' Scalliburton on hand to repair the damage at some exorbitant cost - all charged to the IMF or World Bank - with a price tag levelled in usurious measures of socio-political compliance - plus interest."
"Look towards Afghanistan as the perfect example, much the same as it was previously - the Taliban undefeated and centralised government a kleptocracy - with any semblance of a Kabul-based federal authority being more at scent than substance - and warlords ruling their respective tribal fiefdoms."
"Britain under New Labour and this pisspottical Con-Dem Tory / Lib-Dum mess of a coalition have been blackmailed and coerced into backing the Great Satan US wars of aggression to achieve and maintain military hegemony for the ZioNazi kikesters in Israel (formerly Palestine) and pushing forward their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda on orders from the Rothshite crime syndicate - and when UKIP get into Downing Street that's all going to stop."
Thought for the day. Next May, vote UKIP and say fuck it to Brussels and a federalised EUSSR Stasi state - and the Zionist scumsters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Regardless of perjurious denials to the contrary issued to satiate the scandal-frenzy thirst of persistent gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, the huff n puff mandarin hierarchy manning the battlements and drawbridge at the Conservative Party's Matthew Parker Street HQ have now gone into Devcon Two crisis mode following the latest round of resignations and defections by turncoat Tory MPs and party faithful moneybags donors.
The alarm bells factor hiked up a couple of notches when it was discovered that the defectors are avoiding New Labour and the Lib-Dums like the proverbial plague but joining the ranks of that political bogeyman UKIP instead: a fearsome socio-political organ seen by many common herd voters - those still in possession of two functioning brains cells to rub together - as the last bastion of hope for retaining Britain's sovereign national identity before the Brussels-based kleptocrats get chance to impose their planned regional boundaries - and Devon becomes part of France, Norfolk linked with Holland and Kent cops a Belgian post code - and the Jobcentre is totally infested with begging pikey and gyppo migrants from the ne'er-do-well ex-Communist Eastern bloc states.
Tory MPs continue to desert the foundering not-fit-for-purpose Con-Dem / Libservative coalition ship of state like canny rats gifted with the power of clairvoyance where next May's election results are concerned, and see no future with Captain 'Man Tits' Dave at the helm - or defecting to pariah status New Labour under the current aegis of the Wallace n Gromit team of child prodigy Commissar Ed Millipede and Fast Eddy Ballsup - or the equally leprous Lib-Dums under the leadership of the serial pledge-breaking Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg.
Nope, the party of popular choice for the turncoats is UKIP, with none other than the indestructible Nigel Barrage as their bannerman - the Tory's latest bête noire and the survivor of political conflicts on many fronts - not least the Brussels EUSSR battlefield - plus airplane crashes galore, with nary a hair out of place and his underpants still in pristine condition.
While Barrage once fostered a determined ambition for his UK Independence Party to replace the slapstick Librarian-Dummercrats as the 'third force' in national politics, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, Flatbrokes, are giving generous odds that due the continuing fuck ups foisted by this moronic Con-Dem mess of a coalition that come next May then UKIP could well be placed as the favourite 'first force' to win the general election.
In a pathetic bid to downplay the current snowballing defections trend, the Tory's moronic House of Conmans leader Willy Vague opined to media hacks that the fact a few non-entity back bench Tories had switched alliances to the Barrage Gang and former Tory donor, multi-zillionaire Shiteside Insurance / 3D skipping ropes inventor / tycoon Arron Banks, had yesterday also absconded to UKIP, taking his cornucopia of ready cash with him - was 'small potatoes' - dismissing the defections as 'insignificant'.
Responding to Vague's imprudent and obnoxious remarks, and for making a joke at his expense, Mr Banks countered this ridicule by spitefully upping his initial donation to UKIP's election war chest by the power of ten - from a mere £100,000 to a round robin £1,000,000 nicker - what greedy banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Yep, counting in the £1 million nicker gift from another disillusioned 'former' Tory donor, Paul Sykes, that's a cool £2 million quid the Tory election campaign machine 'isn't' 'getting - and the UKIP Mafia are - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance and an ill-tempered statement from this 'insignificant' closet case sodomite Willy Vague - a failed party leader cum Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist stooge - hanging on to the threadbare vestiges of political power - like the equally abhorrent DWP Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Arron Banks’ embarrassing announcement, made alongside UKIP leader Nigel Barrage, came as Posh Dave Scameron delivered a blunt warning to disillusioned Tories at their party conference that a flirtation with the UKIP anti-Christ at the next general election could lead to a Millipede-led New Labour government - here wholly overlooking the fact that 'flirtation with UKIP' might well lead to a Barrage-led UKIP government - and our once-sceptred isle - this pre-fracked green and pleasant land - finally out of Brussels graft and corruption infested EUSSR bully boy community.
Following the Eurosceptic UKIP's annual conference at Smegmadale-on-Sea last week, Nigel Barrage is definitely seen as the UK's political pointsman to be watched - and without a shadow of doubt a credible governing political alternative to the showers of shit Broken Britain's voters are currently saddled with - party of self-interest Tories, scumbag Whigs that became Liberals into Social Democraps - and now morphed into Librarian-Dummercrats - and not forgetting incompetent New Labour for all their sins - past and present.
The gospel according to St Nigel states: "The EUSSR is no longer an academic debate as it’s affecting the British public in every single aspect of their miserable lives and a daily point of heated anarchistic discussion for commuters, people waiting in queues at the Jobcentre, and forever a topic of controversy at bankruptcy hearings.”
“I mean, let’s simply look at the facts – it’s a 27 nation insolvency fubar, bollocks deep in perpetual debt and run by a bunch of foreign types, most of whom, such as the poxy Germans and fickle French are our historical enemies – plus not forgetting our insular sceptred isle of Albion has never been a part of Europe – and southern England is definitely not a part of this ridiculous ‘Arc Manche’ region with northern France that Brussels is trying to foist on us to murder our national identity.”
While being an elected MEP, Barrage remains a devout Eurosceptic and a fierce critic of the corruption-ridden edifice that only serves the interests of the few to the detriment of the many. Further, due his constructive criticisms of the Brussels kleptocracy he is a particular annoying thorn in the side of the EUSSR President, the wretched Catweazle-look-alike, Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy - a man so stricken by negative Karma and total lack of personality that last November his sense of humour transplant rejected him.
So nice one all round Nigel, but alas, by the same rule he's probably now topping MI5's assisted suicide / fatal heart attack hit list due his stated blue collar vote policies of revoking Britain's crippling EUSSR membership, hoofing out sponging EU pikey immigrants and other foreign swan poachers - along with slamming down on the current Whitehall / Westminster culture of fostering Israeli ZioNazi war crimes / genocide apologist policy 'and' pledging to stage an all-encompassing national inquiry into the scandalous suppression of historical and topical child sexual abuse investigations - with a guarantee that no whitewash merchants of the Butler-Sloshed / Fiona Woolf conflict of interest calibre would be appointed to the board of inquiry and kiddie fiddling ex-cabinet ministers would be getting their collars felt - no matter which Masonic lodge or BD/SM club they belonged to or who their neighbours were.
As he informed the party faithful at the UKIP conference - and any other fucker and their dog who might have wandered in to shelter from the rain: "We need to call a halt to these latter day imperialist schemes - these neo-colonial wars of aggression that are depleting our national budget and the cause of welfare benefit cuts."
"This ISIS excuse in Iraq's simply an excuse to invade Syria by the back door which Scameron's gone into with no exit strategy in mind. For fuck's sake how about an 'entry strategy' to begin with apart from this "let's bomb some nasty ISIS ragheads" bluster - which is all an excuse to devastate Syria's infrastructure - same as Iraq and Libya - both fucked up beyond all recognition - then cut loose and leave a nightmare of socio-political mayhem and chaos in their departing wake - with Dirty Dick Cheney's old pals 'no-tender' Scalliburton on hand to repair the damage at some exorbitant cost - all charged to the IMF or World Bank - with a price tag levelled in usurious measures of socio-political compliance - plus interest."
"Look towards Afghanistan as the perfect example, much the same as it was previously - the Taliban undefeated and centralised government a kleptocracy - with any semblance of a Kabul-based federal authority being more at scent than substance - and warlords ruling their respective tribal fiefdoms."
"Britain under New Labour and this pisspottical Con-Dem Tory / Lib-Dum mess of a coalition have been blackmailed and coerced into backing the Great Satan US wars of aggression to achieve and maintain military hegemony for the ZioNazi kikesters in Israel (formerly Palestine) and pushing forward their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda on orders from the Rothshite crime syndicate - and when UKIP get into Downing Street that's all going to stop."
Thought for the day. Next May, vote UKIP and say fuck it to Brussels and a federalised EUSSR Stasi state - and the Zionist scumsters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sunday, 28 September 2014
Tories Launch 'Operation Distraction'
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Islamophobic scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
With a sycophantic Yea vote of 524 against 43 'sensible' Nays (and 82 'not here' / 'couldn't give a fuck' no-shows) Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron gets his wish to lead our once-sceptred isle into another neo-colonial war of latter day imperialist aggression against a bunch of unwashed raghead 'death cult' thugs known as ISIS or ISIL or simply IS - as they seem to get re-branded with every Caliphate Channel news update - with the mission creep intent of expanding the UK's end of this 'Sunni & Cher vs The Shites' sectarian conflict into Syria - to oust President Basher al Assad's regime and turn the country into a total basket case state of chaos alike NATO's earlier fubar achievements in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan.
In an interview with the Warmongers Gazette, PM Scameron - overlooking an earlier House of Conmans statement pledging to have DWP Oberstfuhrer Iain Dunkin Shit slash Broken Britain's welfare benefits cap by £3,000 a year 'if' the Tories win the election - (ha, great way of ensuring you don't win an election / and never won an outright majority at the last election - plus have a cat in hell's chance of doing so next May) - and declaring the Treasury kitty does not have a spare couple of bucks to run the sadly-defunct Remploy disabled workplaces - now intends to pilfer the taxpayers' purse for the cash to fuel Tornado GR4 fighter jet's RB 199 Mk 103 turbofans to fly sorties from Cyprus to Iraq (via Syria) - and buy a shitload of laser guided Paveway IV smart bombs, DMS Legacy Brimstone and AIM-132 ASRAAM missiles - plus stack of munitions for the fighter's Kraut Mauser 27mm / 1,700 rpm cannons that loose off streams of 260 gram projectiles which - Gaza-style - tear the limbs off any non-combatant civilian old enough to scream and bleed - even if they are hiding under a school desk or behind a hospital wall.
So we have Scameron, Clogg and Millipede - this tri-party Coalition of Zionist Stooges, at the beck and call of their multi-national military-industrial complex paymasters. A troika of creeps sanctifying the immoral Operation Distraction mission creep backdoor invasion of Syria with a Parliamentary vote - for democracy's sake - and the public common herd's brain dead media-mesmerised (read 'muddled') emotions stirred up to a Red Queen state of "off with their heads!" propaganda-driven frenzy by Scameron's mention of Jihadi John of the ISIS Beatles Decapitation Brigade.
In Posh Dave's own words: "Yes, you with the Cockney accent. MI6 know who you are and we're stopping your Mum and Dad's welfare benefits and slapping them with a Bedroom Tax bill - then I'm going to send those nasty chaps from 22 SAS at Credenhill over to snuff you and your oick pals - and the Geneva Convention be buggered."
Unfounded rumours abound in the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar that Scameron's further attempts to cow the ISIS leadership into submission include shock n awe tactical threats of dropping his secret Tory 'blonde moments' sub-nuclear Celebrity bombshell, Nadine 'Scouse' Dorries MP in their Jolly Jihad mujahideen midst to cause havoc and disarray.
Yep, that's the key core element for the success of Operation Distraction - paint ISIS as the latest 'foreigner' type bogeyman - an all-new Islamic anti-Christ scaremongering source now that Big Al Qaeda has gone out of fashion and Osama bin Laden's been snuffed for the umpteenth time. In the Tavistock Institute's estimation this will serve to take the focus off the fact that the VIP / Parliamentary Paedo Club Inquiry chair Fiona Woolf is far too busy to investigate the elitist Masonic paedo cabal until after Christmas - by which time the UK will be under a martial law jackboot and all such embarrassing kiddie fiddling investigations into the sordid abnormal perversions of cabinet ministers - past and present - will be a no go area under our (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land's all-new 'Tory Tyranny' fascist democracy system.
Well that's the name of the game now for the Tory Party rag-tag outfit - with turncoat MPs defecting to UKIP or resigning over public disclosure of their disgusting sexual indiscretions - like canny rats deserting an unseaworthy ship of state that has foundered on the rocks of public mistrust after suffering a Biblical scale credibility crisis - back in the Autumn of 2010.
So what's the public opinion? Has Tory MP Mark Reckless been 'reckless' in defecting to UKIP - or is he just a twat? Does everyone agree with Brooks Skidmark's - the Tory MP for Essex Brainless constituency - admission, confided to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "I'm a bit of a dumb cunt at times and have no-one to blame but myself."
But to grab the British public's attentions 'and approval' by the Pavlovian short n curlies, Scameron's spin doctors are alleged to be pushing the UK's ubiquitous High Street Poundshop stores to market a line of Islamic horror Halloween paraphernalia - complete with severed heads.
Not to miss a chance on the outrageous, Chatham House's NLP mind-benders are reputedly scheming to have ISIS usurp Guy Fawkes (that notorious Yorkshireman executed for his valiant, albeit failed, efforts to 'restructure' Parliament) as our historical Public Enemy No 1 and henceforth, in accordance with the ditching of Broken Britain's 'multi-cultural society' concept and this post-9/11 Islamophobia sectarian / racist slant being fostered by Western governments - specifically the UK's past Bliarite New Labour regime and Posh Dave Scameron's incumbent mess of pottage politely referred to as the Con-Dem Coalition - now adopting a 21st Century-themed anti-Jihadist / ISIS hate campaign by converting our iconic November 5th Bonfire Night to Burn-a-Beardie Muslim Night instead.
Thoughts for the day. New Labour's Wallace n Gromit leadership team of child prodigy Red Ed Millipede & Fast Eddie Balls were of a mind to pull a spiffing lampoon on Scameron's marketing of this humanitarian intervention 'let's get ISIS' propaganda bullshit to Parliament last Friday - intending to scribe slanderous Twitter and Facebook postings linked to a montage of graphic piccies of the devastated and Balkanised Libya of today - with the message "This is another socio-politically stable Muslim Arab state the Tory Coalition fucked up earlier".
Obviously clearer minds thought better of such imprudent action coming back to kick them squarely in the arse, considering the state of mayhem and chaos Tony Bliar's illegal invasion of Iraq caused back in those earlier post-9/11 Islamophobic 'Let's get Saddam Hussein' hatred heydays, circa 2003.
Do you believe British kids will go for the government's 'Penny for the Jihadist Scum' and swap their regular 'Guy' for a straw-stuffed Muslim effigy in a black Ninja suit, BD/SM ski mask and Granny's gingham tea towel wrapped around its head? Were you invited to the anti-ISIS talks - or did you too - like the Syrian government - miss out on a shopping trip in Paris? Do you think the ISIS photo-shopped journalist / aid worker beheading videos are Academy Award material? Is the ISIS Caliphate's top dog Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi really the kikester Mossad agent provocateur, Elliot ben Shimon?
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With a sycophantic Yea vote of 524 against 43 'sensible' Nays (and 82 'not here' / 'couldn't give a fuck' no-shows) Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron gets his wish to lead our once-sceptred isle into another neo-colonial war of latter day imperialist aggression against a bunch of unwashed raghead 'death cult' thugs known as ISIS or ISIL or simply IS - as they seem to get re-branded with every Caliphate Channel news update - with the mission creep intent of expanding the UK's end of this 'Sunni & Cher vs The Shites' sectarian conflict into Syria - to oust President Basher al Assad's regime and turn the country into a total basket case state of chaos alike NATO's earlier fubar achievements in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan.
In an interview with the Warmongers Gazette, PM Scameron - overlooking an earlier House of Conmans statement pledging to have DWP Oberstfuhrer Iain Dunkin Shit slash Broken Britain's welfare benefits cap by £3,000 a year 'if' the Tories win the election - (ha, great way of ensuring you don't win an election / and never won an outright majority at the last election - plus have a cat in hell's chance of doing so next May) - and declaring the Treasury kitty does not have a spare couple of bucks to run the sadly-defunct Remploy disabled workplaces - now intends to pilfer the taxpayers' purse for the cash to fuel Tornado GR4 fighter jet's RB 199 Mk 103 turbofans to fly sorties from Cyprus to Iraq (via Syria) - and buy a shitload of laser guided Paveway IV smart bombs, DMS Legacy Brimstone and AIM-132 ASRAAM missiles - plus stack of munitions for the fighter's Kraut Mauser 27mm / 1,700 rpm cannons that loose off streams of 260 gram projectiles which - Gaza-style - tear the limbs off any non-combatant civilian old enough to scream and bleed - even if they are hiding under a school desk or behind a hospital wall.
So we have Scameron, Clogg and Millipede - this tri-party Coalition of Zionist Stooges, at the beck and call of their multi-national military-industrial complex paymasters. A troika of creeps sanctifying the immoral Operation Distraction mission creep backdoor invasion of Syria with a Parliamentary vote - for democracy's sake - and the public common herd's brain dead media-mesmerised (read 'muddled') emotions stirred up to a Red Queen state of "off with their heads!" propaganda-driven frenzy by Scameron's mention of Jihadi John of the ISIS Beatles Decapitation Brigade.
In Posh Dave's own words: "Yes, you with the Cockney accent. MI6 know who you are and we're stopping your Mum and Dad's welfare benefits and slapping them with a Bedroom Tax bill - then I'm going to send those nasty chaps from 22 SAS at Credenhill over to snuff you and your oick pals - and the Geneva Convention be buggered."
Unfounded rumours abound in the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar that Scameron's further attempts to cow the ISIS leadership into submission include shock n awe tactical threats of dropping his secret Tory 'blonde moments' sub-nuclear Celebrity bombshell, Nadine 'Scouse' Dorries MP in their Jolly Jihad mujahideen midst to cause havoc and disarray.
Yep, that's the key core element for the success of Operation Distraction - paint ISIS as the latest 'foreigner' type bogeyman - an all-new Islamic anti-Christ scaremongering source now that Big Al Qaeda has gone out of fashion and Osama bin Laden's been snuffed for the umpteenth time. In the Tavistock Institute's estimation this will serve to take the focus off the fact that the VIP / Parliamentary Paedo Club Inquiry chair Fiona Woolf is far too busy to investigate the elitist Masonic paedo cabal until after Christmas - by which time the UK will be under a martial law jackboot and all such embarrassing kiddie fiddling investigations into the sordid abnormal perversions of cabinet ministers - past and present - will be a no go area under our (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land's all-new 'Tory Tyranny' fascist democracy system.
Well that's the name of the game now for the Tory Party rag-tag outfit - with turncoat MPs defecting to UKIP or resigning over public disclosure of their disgusting sexual indiscretions - like canny rats deserting an unseaworthy ship of state that has foundered on the rocks of public mistrust after suffering a Biblical scale credibility crisis - back in the Autumn of 2010.
So what's the public opinion? Has Tory MP Mark Reckless been 'reckless' in defecting to UKIP - or is he just a twat? Does everyone agree with Brooks Skidmark's - the Tory MP for Essex Brainless constituency - admission, confided to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "I'm a bit of a dumb cunt at times and have no-one to blame but myself."
But to grab the British public's attentions 'and approval' by the Pavlovian short n curlies, Scameron's spin doctors are alleged to be pushing the UK's ubiquitous High Street Poundshop stores to market a line of Islamic horror Halloween paraphernalia - complete with severed heads.
Not to miss a chance on the outrageous, Chatham House's NLP mind-benders are reputedly scheming to have ISIS usurp Guy Fawkes (that notorious Yorkshireman executed for his valiant, albeit failed, efforts to 'restructure' Parliament) as our historical Public Enemy No 1 and henceforth, in accordance with the ditching of Broken Britain's 'multi-cultural society' concept and this post-9/11 Islamophobia sectarian / racist slant being fostered by Western governments - specifically the UK's past Bliarite New Labour regime and Posh Dave Scameron's incumbent mess of pottage politely referred to as the Con-Dem Coalition - now adopting a 21st Century-themed anti-Jihadist / ISIS hate campaign by converting our iconic November 5th Bonfire Night to Burn-a-Beardie Muslim Night instead.
Thoughts for the day. New Labour's Wallace n Gromit leadership team of child prodigy Red Ed Millipede & Fast Eddie Balls were of a mind to pull a spiffing lampoon on Scameron's marketing of this humanitarian intervention 'let's get ISIS' propaganda bullshit to Parliament last Friday - intending to scribe slanderous Twitter and Facebook postings linked to a montage of graphic piccies of the devastated and Balkanised Libya of today - with the message "This is another socio-politically stable Muslim Arab state the Tory Coalition fucked up earlier".
Obviously clearer minds thought better of such imprudent action coming back to kick them squarely in the arse, considering the state of mayhem and chaos Tony Bliar's illegal invasion of Iraq caused back in those earlier post-9/11 Islamophobic 'Let's get Saddam Hussein' hatred heydays, circa 2003.
Do you believe British kids will go for the government's 'Penny for the Jihadist Scum' and swap their regular 'Guy' for a straw-stuffed Muslim effigy in a black Ninja suit, BD/SM ski mask and Granny's gingham tea towel wrapped around its head? Were you invited to the anti-ISIS talks - or did you too - like the Syrian government - miss out on a shopping trip in Paris? Do you think the ISIS photo-shopped journalist / aid worker beheading videos are Academy Award material? Is the ISIS Caliphate's top dog Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi really the kikester Mossad agent provocateur, Elliot ben Shimon?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a sparkling set of Jihadi John monogrammed limited edition / Argos brand kitchen knives.
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Friday, 19 September 2014
Scots Give Salmond the Big Finger
In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ Yea or Nay Independence Referendum edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
So the Independence brouhaha is over and done with for a generation - (maybe, but don't hold your breath) - and Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's act of desperation bid of giving a referendum vote to nursery school children over the age of three (along with a SNP monogrammed McCadburys choccy selection box apiece) to gain a winning ballot count has backfired like a Moscovich Aleko 2141 saloon kitted out with a Soviet T-72 battle tank engine and running on paraffin - as street smart canny Scots return a majority No vote.
Well, ain't life a bitch at times, but one can't be any clearer viz this obvious lack of confidence in / 'slap around the head with a big wet fish' knock back of the First Minister Salmond's star-crossed 'go it alone' scheme - which was even rejected by a majority No vote in his own Aberdeenshire East constituency. So much for the SNP's irresponsible 'dark skies' thinking.
Och aye, a 55%+ 'No thank you' from the public demographic, due worries that a Yes vote would see them out of the parasitic EUSSR community and struck off the B of E / Rothshite £££ pound Sterling index - having to rely on a worthless, devalued 'Jockmark' and flagging export orders for haggis, cabers, fried Mars bars, cuddly sporrans, GM Frankenfish salmon and bagpipes as they sank into a Third World status quagmire of IMF borrowing debt - and were reduced to busking like gyppo and pikey migrants, flogging bunches of heather to gullible Jap and Chin and Ham Shank tourists.
Alas, so much for the Independence dynamic, now 'Wind Farms' Alex - founder of the Strichen Cellulite Club - can cut his jingoistic blather and get a grasp back on reality - for what remains of his devastated political career - falling back on Plan B to demand further devolved powers from Westminster - and perhaps firing off a 'Sorrygramme' to Donald Trump to get his US-side foreign investment cash stream flowing again.
Ergo, what now for the Scottish Nonces Party and the porcine pie-scoffing Salmond - this ridiculous Jarjar Binks of Caledonian politics? Well, it's always a problem when ego and ambition surpass intellect and capability, and all eyes will be on the SNP's annual conference in Perth - this year delayed until November - with odds-on bets at Flatbrokes - the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies - favouring Nicola 'Caviar Kitty' Sturgeon to pull a party fait accompli coup by delivering a fatal Ides of Winter stab in the back and seize command from the lard-arsed Alex.
Thus while Salmond's credibility withers alike a leper's leg on the compost heap, he will doubtless resort to thug mode to offset loss of face and start demanding of the Westminster top dogs - with the persistent intensity of a short time whore who stayed the night - for the full promised whack: more devolved powers.
Now comes the cruncher. If, and only if, the disingenuous Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg, keep to their last ditch desperation pledges and bestow increased devolution powers to Holyrood, then a shedload of House of Conmans MPs will be demanding a debate on the West Lothian question. Que? WTF that, most rightly ask?
Specifically, is it fair that English MPs have no say what so fucking ever on devolved issues north of the border, while the kilted Porridge Wog MPs in Westminster can still vote on the same issues wherein they affect England.
More to the point where this devolved powers free-for-all take-away is concerned, a recent poll by the independent Scum-Watch government abuse monitor charity revealed that 62% of English peasants believe Scottish MPs should be banned from voting on England-only laws - while many in Welsh Wales and Northern Paddyland are now - on reflection of Westminster tempting Scottish voters with all manner of Poundland quality allurements and gratuities - demanding further devolved powers to regulate their own respective sheep shagging and bomb chucking cottage industries.
Okay, bullshit besides. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Who the fuck gains and who loses out? Would a Yes or No vote make much fucking difference to the way the Universe as a whole runs on a daily basis?
While a Yes vote would have guaranteed that Hadrian's Wall was rebuilt and Labour leader Ed Millipede's tosspot threat of manning the border with armed guards became a harsh - and necessary - 'visas only' reality - for the Edinburgh based ruling elitists, their 1990 Operation Planet sodomite / pederast wish list - complied by a cabal of Glasgow / Edinburgh based Violate Club fudger-nonce members - would finally have received a legislative review and underage kiddie fiddling legalised - probably along with necrophilia and zoophilia - plus the implementation of appointing each and every child a social services 'Guardian' - whereby Scottish kids would be even more at risk of falling victim to the disgusting paedophile culture that infests the elitist, roost-ruling criminal camarilla of their debilitated society.
Conversely the No and Better Together campaigns claim Scotland is on the verge of societal disintegration, yet the gospel according to Salmond's Yes camp says nothing could be further from the truth.
Er, excuse us, that is precisely 'the truth' - especially when you have a graft and corruption-ridden First Minister, Kenny 'Non-Corroboration' MacAskill as Justice Minister 'and' Mulholland as the Crown Office Lord Advocate - plus the equally bent Police Scotland and Masonic Speculative Society Law Lords - all conspiratorially refusing to field an investigation into historic child sexual abuse scandals - starting with the despicable Hollie Greig case and the offending untouchable cabal of Aberdeen-based Magic Circle elitist establishment paedophiles led by a sitting Sheriff and his secret handshake fraternity cronies that subjected her and a host of other special needs / disabled children to drugging, serial rapes and ritual blood sacrifices - (then imprisoned and / or murdered whistle-blowers and anti-abuse campaigners) - thus the No campaigners are correct and Nonceland's societal disintegration is in a state of advanced rot.
And to add to this systemic festering canker that even the termites and maggots avoid, the Better Together campaign sycophants - mass canvassing besides - actually refused to mention the Salmond / SNP Yes camp's hard line boycott of any inquiry into this suppurating carbuncle of a child sexual abuse scandal involving political and officialdom's worthies and VIP pederast scumsters - lest they upset the status quo. And they have the brazen hubris to talk of moral decay? To quote the age old maxim: silence is in itself a conspiracy and a crime.
Though the majority 'No vote' contingent realised all too well that, further devolution besides, without any form of Westminster oversight then the common herd demographic would be at the absolute mercy of the SNP's Police Nonceland Plod Squad / Stasi state hierarchy - the same Violate Club / Magic Ninth Circle elitist Freemason scumsters who covered up the why's and wherefore's truth of the Dunblane massacre scandal with a 100 year gagging order - and the CIA 'whodunit' meddling in the manipulated Lockerbie inquiry - plus staged the Glasgow Airport false flag Islamic terrorist attack - and hosted a strew more subversions of the course of justice to protect their prissy VIP arses.
To close, on the tender (more at ulcerated / gangrenous) - subject of historic child sexual abuse crimes, even though such are supported by medical reports and the fact that in the Aberdeen / Hollie Greig case both alleged perpetrators and the police have publicly admitted -under oath at Robert Green's 2012 Stonehaven trial - that no investigation has ever taken place into these alleged crimes - yet Alex Salmond still refuses to field an independent Operation Fernbridge style police investigation into the scandalous affairs - let alone copy First Minister Jack McConnell (2004) and publicly apologise to the children who were abused while in care.
Further, to add to his eternal damnation, Salmond refuses to submit to the directives of two Freedom of Information Commissioners - Kevin Dunnion and Rosemary Agnew - viz his knowledge of the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal, regardless of being personally 'physically' handed a legal bundle copy of all complaints and medical reports by the indefatigable anti-child sexual abuse campaigner, Robert Green.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
So the Independence brouhaha is over and done with for a generation - (maybe, but don't hold your breath) - and Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's act of desperation bid of giving a referendum vote to nursery school children over the age of three (along with a SNP monogrammed McCadburys choccy selection box apiece) to gain a winning ballot count has backfired like a Moscovich Aleko 2141 saloon kitted out with a Soviet T-72 battle tank engine and running on paraffin - as street smart canny Scots return a majority No vote.
Well, ain't life a bitch at times, but one can't be any clearer viz this obvious lack of confidence in / 'slap around the head with a big wet fish' knock back of the First Minister Salmond's star-crossed 'go it alone' scheme - which was even rejected by a majority No vote in his own Aberdeenshire East constituency. So much for the SNP's irresponsible 'dark skies' thinking.
Och aye, a 55%+ 'No thank you' from the public demographic, due worries that a Yes vote would see them out of the parasitic EUSSR community and struck off the B of E / Rothshite £££ pound Sterling index - having to rely on a worthless, devalued 'Jockmark' and flagging export orders for haggis, cabers, fried Mars bars, cuddly sporrans, GM Frankenfish salmon and bagpipes as they sank into a Third World status quagmire of IMF borrowing debt - and were reduced to busking like gyppo and pikey migrants, flogging bunches of heather to gullible Jap and Chin and Ham Shank tourists.
Alas, so much for the Independence dynamic, now 'Wind Farms' Alex - founder of the Strichen Cellulite Club - can cut his jingoistic blather and get a grasp back on reality - for what remains of his devastated political career - falling back on Plan B to demand further devolved powers from Westminster - and perhaps firing off a 'Sorrygramme' to Donald Trump to get his US-side foreign investment cash stream flowing again.
Ergo, what now for the Scottish Nonces Party and the porcine pie-scoffing Salmond - this ridiculous Jarjar Binks of Caledonian politics? Well, it's always a problem when ego and ambition surpass intellect and capability, and all eyes will be on the SNP's annual conference in Perth - this year delayed until November - with odds-on bets at Flatbrokes - the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies - favouring Nicola 'Caviar Kitty' Sturgeon to pull a party fait accompli coup by delivering a fatal Ides of Winter stab in the back and seize command from the lard-arsed Alex.
Thus while Salmond's credibility withers alike a leper's leg on the compost heap, he will doubtless resort to thug mode to offset loss of face and start demanding of the Westminster top dogs - with the persistent intensity of a short time whore who stayed the night - for the full promised whack: more devolved powers.
Now comes the cruncher. If, and only if, the disingenuous Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg, keep to their last ditch desperation pledges and bestow increased devolution powers to Holyrood, then a shedload of House of Conmans MPs will be demanding a debate on the West Lothian question. Que? WTF that, most rightly ask?
Specifically, is it fair that English MPs have no say what so fucking ever on devolved issues north of the border, while the kilted Porridge Wog MPs in Westminster can still vote on the same issues wherein they affect England.
More to the point where this devolved powers free-for-all take-away is concerned, a recent poll by the independent Scum-Watch government abuse monitor charity revealed that 62% of English peasants believe Scottish MPs should be banned from voting on England-only laws - while many in Welsh Wales and Northern Paddyland are now - on reflection of Westminster tempting Scottish voters with all manner of Poundland quality allurements and gratuities - demanding further devolved powers to regulate their own respective sheep shagging and bomb chucking cottage industries.
Okay, bullshit besides. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Who the fuck gains and who loses out? Would a Yes or No vote make much fucking difference to the way the Universe as a whole runs on a daily basis?
While a Yes vote would have guaranteed that Hadrian's Wall was rebuilt and Labour leader Ed Millipede's tosspot threat of manning the border with armed guards became a harsh - and necessary - 'visas only' reality - for the Edinburgh based ruling elitists, their 1990 Operation Planet sodomite / pederast wish list - complied by a cabal of Glasgow / Edinburgh based Violate Club fudger-nonce members - would finally have received a legislative review and underage kiddie fiddling legalised - probably along with necrophilia and zoophilia - plus the implementation of appointing each and every child a social services 'Guardian' - whereby Scottish kids would be even more at risk of falling victim to the disgusting paedophile culture that infests the elitist, roost-ruling criminal camarilla of their debilitated society.
Conversely the No and Better Together campaigns claim Scotland is on the verge of societal disintegration, yet the gospel according to Salmond's Yes camp says nothing could be further from the truth.
Er, excuse us, that is precisely 'the truth' - especially when you have a graft and corruption-ridden First Minister, Kenny 'Non-Corroboration' MacAskill as Justice Minister 'and' Mulholland as the Crown Office Lord Advocate - plus the equally bent Police Scotland and Masonic Speculative Society Law Lords - all conspiratorially refusing to field an investigation into historic child sexual abuse scandals - starting with the despicable Hollie Greig case and the offending untouchable cabal of Aberdeen-based Magic Circle elitist establishment paedophiles led by a sitting Sheriff and his secret handshake fraternity cronies that subjected her and a host of other special needs / disabled children to drugging, serial rapes and ritual blood sacrifices - (then imprisoned and / or murdered whistle-blowers and anti-abuse campaigners) - thus the No campaigners are correct and Nonceland's societal disintegration is in a state of advanced rot.
And to add to this systemic festering canker that even the termites and maggots avoid, the Better Together campaign sycophants - mass canvassing besides - actually refused to mention the Salmond / SNP Yes camp's hard line boycott of any inquiry into this suppurating carbuncle of a child sexual abuse scandal involving political and officialdom's worthies and VIP pederast scumsters - lest they upset the status quo. And they have the brazen hubris to talk of moral decay? To quote the age old maxim: silence is in itself a conspiracy and a crime.
Though the majority 'No vote' contingent realised all too well that, further devolution besides, without any form of Westminster oversight then the common herd demographic would be at the absolute mercy of the SNP's Police Nonceland Plod Squad / Stasi state hierarchy - the same Violate Club / Magic Ninth Circle elitist Freemason scumsters who covered up the why's and wherefore's truth of the Dunblane massacre scandal with a 100 year gagging order - and the CIA 'whodunit' meddling in the manipulated Lockerbie inquiry - plus staged the Glasgow Airport false flag Islamic terrorist attack - and hosted a strew more subversions of the course of justice to protect their prissy VIP arses.
To close, on the tender (more at ulcerated / gangrenous) - subject of historic child sexual abuse crimes, even though such are supported by medical reports and the fact that in the Aberdeen / Hollie Greig case both alleged perpetrators and the police have publicly admitted -under oath at Robert Green's 2012 Stonehaven trial - that no investigation has ever taken place into these alleged crimes - yet Alex Salmond still refuses to field an independent Operation Fernbridge style police investigation into the scandalous affairs - let alone copy First Minister Jack McConnell (2004) and publicly apologise to the children who were abused while in care.
Further, to add to his eternal damnation, Salmond refuses to submit to the directives of two Freedom of Information Commissioners - Kevin Dunnion and Rosemary Agnew - viz his knowledge of the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal, regardless of being personally 'physically' handed a legal bundle copy of all complaints and medical reports by the indefatigable anti-child sexual abuse campaigner, Robert Green.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
The Clucks are Coming Home to Roost
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
As St Ambrose College sadistic sex fiend Rev Alan 'Paddywhacker' Morris settles into a sentence of nine years of arrogant guilt denial in low security HMP Buttfuck and Posh Dave Scameron's Con-Dem coalition government are pursued to drop establishment favourite cover up merchants such as Baroness Butler-Sloshed and Judge Fiona 'Big Bad' Woolf to head any honest and impartial inquiry into historical child sexual abuse failings on the part of local authority social services, the Plod Squad team heading the England and Wales (albeit most conspicuously 'not' bonny Nonceland) multi-tasked Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigations are rumoured to be examining damning subversion of justice evidence to be laid before the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Oh yes, it's paedo payback time with a vengeance - and the clucks are finally coming home to roost.
This novel audit dynamic will focus on fellow pederasts and their villainous apologists who conspiratorially facilitated the criminal concealment of Morris's sadist torture-orientated sexual offences against schoolboys under his purported 'spiritual' tutelage being as guilty as the debased deviant sodomite perpetrator viz charges of subverting the course of justice - especially so the holier-than-thou millionaire bog-trotting scumster who is rumoured to have paid off Morris's hapless 'damaged goods' juvenile victims to ensure their silence and avoid a college / community scandal of Biblical proportions.
The craven Morris, a self-confessed fudger and former Corporal Punishment instructor at St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites - (administered by the notorious bully boy Roman Catholic 'vow of silence' religious order, the Christian Sodomite Brothers of Omerta) - joined the staff of St Ambrose in 1972 and quickly deluded his brutalist self into believing he was the college's Head of Discipline and fuelled his latent masturbation fantasies by spanking schoolboys' bared bums - which sort of makes a pathetic joke of the Roman Catholic Church clergy's vows of celibacy.
Following a swathe of complaints from former students concerning the 'inappropriate use' of forced fellatio and sodomy as detention punishments meted out by Deacon Alan Morris 'and' a number of other teachers (many of who had since conveniently croaked) - in July 2013 Morris was finally collared by an honest contingent of the Hale-based Plod Squad not infiltrated with Masonic Magic Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cult and charged with forty-one counts of indecent assault, one count of outraging public decency and five of inciting gross indecency following an investigation into historical sexual abuse at the school - offences committed between 1973 and 1991 - which involved twenty-nine under-age former pupils - and almost but not quite (by a long shot) surpassed the record of his Whalley Range Roman Catholic bumboy contemporary, Monsignor Thomas Duggan, the Boy Buggering Beast of St Bede's College.
Hale plods raided Morris' house and uncovered a sick library of bum-fudger pornography and sordid sex movies filmed at Glasgow's Violate Club, involving spankings with a teacher-pupil theme - and unmasked a persistent and prolific sex offender posing as a Roman Catholic religious spiritual guide / teacher who nurtured a culture of corporal punishment to cloak his real motive for chastising young boys: one of onanist sexual gratification - which not only defiled a child's dignity but scarred them psychologically for life.
Hence when the excesses and venal sins of this Vatican-endorsed 'Deacon' were finally exposed in 2013 it was further learned that complaints against Morris dated back to the 1970's but had been suppressed / muzzled / covered up - call it what you will - to avoid a most embarrassing scandal - allegedly by Morris's big pal, the Irish multi-tasking philanthropist / boring drunkard / serial adulterer - none other than John Thomas Kennedy, a bog-thick construction zillionaire cum latter day vulgarian whose ill-gotten tax-dodged gains were squandered on political favours and Vatican religious titles, benefices and indulgences - and not at Weight-Watchers or AA meetings or on marriage guidance counselling - or cobble-dodging classes (hurled with a venomous accuracy at his conservatory double glazing 'and' Bentley windscreen by a spurned ex-mistress).
So it be said and known, we - the common herd (voting public) aka 'We the People' - are sick to fucking death with this elitist VIP culture that permeates our society like some debilitating miasma - and here in Kennedy's case yet again we are faced with the typical nouveau riche's flawed belief system - of their own infallibility - all rooted in the unqualified arrogance that 'money talks' - hence are heavily invested in self-glorification and extreme measures of social snobbery.
And for Kennedy - besides the fact his BMI denotes he's only a couple of steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke - or both - his only party trick claim to fame that he hasn't had to pay through the nose is the fact he can fart Handel's 'Largo' while whistling 'Dixie' and simultaneously knock out a fair rendition of Prokofiev's 'Drum Concerto' with a couple of dessert spoons on the sideboard.
Kennedy's history does not read well between the lines - especially so if this alleged paying off Morris's sexual abuse victims with lump sums of cash carries the required elements of veracity that will stand up in court.
In such a case he has knowingly and with cognisance of the criminal implications attached, participated in the concealment of a series of vile pederast sexual offences that constitute an outrage to public decency - to protect Morris from arrest and prosecution - and the Church and the Diocese from an indecency scandal - a crime against the same public decency he clamours to be a paragon of - with the manifest appellations behind his name like some swank airplane fly-by banner (CBE, KSG, KHS, KMCO, DL, FIHT) - yet to all intents and purposes is thus seen to be possessed with the moral scruples of a sewer rat and should be publicly pilloried and all glittering prizes, laurels and accolades revoked.
But does the stench of graft and corruption stop there? Ofsted expedited an inspection of St Ambrose College in November 2005, with the report noting that the school's buildings were old and cramped and was considered the school in Trafford most in need of a new building - and duly copped a handout of £17 million quid in July 2006 for a complete rebuild.
The Balfour Beatty construction company was awarded the contract following a controversial sealed bidding process. Yep, the very same Balfour Beatty that bought out Kennedy's construction company. Apparently a foul odour of tender bid conflict of interest still lingers in the posh Hale Barnes air.
For the record, Morris facilitated the name-dropping Kennedy in his pursuit of public and Catholic Church institutional recognition - with the porcine slug from County Mayonaisse displaying these glittering blue ribbon accolades with triple-chinned pride - especially so QE2's CBE and the Holy Papal Knighthood award granted by none other than Pope John Paul (Mk II version) himself at Rome's Vatican-based Paedophile Central - along with his hosted fund-raiser dinners for the scandal-ridden Taoiseach crook Patrick Bartholomew "Bertie" Ahern. (As a mark of grateful thanks for such charitable services, Bertie Ahern's minder described Kennedy as a Manchester-Irish low-life - a fat little bald man). Nice people.
Corruption besides, bribery was used as an everyday facilitation tool - to foster a favourable business decisions - simply to cut to the chase and get things done - which too equates with fielding enough cash in hand to tempt and corrupt a semi-honest official into doing the wrong thing - and sexual abuse victims into keeping schtum.
To wit, these glittering blue ribbon honours, kudos, plaudits, accolades, laurels besides, the stench of Vatican endorsement and the corrupting influence of the Masonic / Jesuit Magic Ninth Circle Satanist (Order of Constantine) secret society fraternity thread is woven throughout the entire fabric of a tapestry of sodomic sin that involves St Ambrose and Morris.
Perhaps alike Sir Jimmy Savile before him we have a venal beast hiding behind a veneer of charitable works? Yet another Vatican-endorsed pederast scatbag who kept a younger mistress, Roberta McGirl - (until she cuckolded and ditched the impotent stooge and he discovered Viagra and a younger slut) - plus fosters 'Boy Scout' interests - alike Thomas Watt Hamilton of Dunblane massacre notoriety before him.
But let us not overlook the maxim that 'evil needs no reason'.
Morris and Kennedy are of a breed of bottom feeders who prompt one to count their fingers if they've inadvertently shaken hands with them - and while Morris is now behind bars, on a scale of 1 to 10, how guilty is Kennedy?
As our governing Westminster / Whitehall establishment criminally conspire to subvert the course of justice and cover up cases of historic child sexual abuse - and their Edinburgh Holyrood scumbag contemporaries - the likes of the SNP's First Minister Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and Justice Minister Kenny 'Numbnuts' MacAskill - 'and' top dog (read 'bitch') Crown Office panjandrums collude to obstruct police investigations into the sexual abuse / serial rape and ritual blood sacrifice of special needs and disabled children by an untouchable Aberdeen-based Satanist paedophile ring headed by a sitting Sheriff - and too the murders of paedo expose whistleblowers ..... well, what can we say?
Viewed in that light, then Kennedy only manages an mere 9 out of 10 on the Pederast Scum-ometer.
For further reference on the scandalous doings at St Ambrose and St Bede's, follow the link to Paul Malpas' bespoke weblog and his superior work in progress on these themes:
http://paulmalpas.com/the-tip-of-the-iceberg/
Thought for the day. So fuck all religious institutions - specifically the Roman Catholic Vatican and their 2,000 year old Hellfire damnation versus salvation / Eternal Life confidence trick myths - and Holy Papal Knights (Holy Papal Nightmares is more like) - and fuck the Freemasons and the Order of Constantine - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
As St Ambrose College sadistic sex fiend Rev Alan 'Paddywhacker' Morris settles into a sentence of nine years of arrogant guilt denial in low security HMP Buttfuck and Posh Dave Scameron's Con-Dem coalition government are pursued to drop establishment favourite cover up merchants such as Baroness Butler-Sloshed and Judge Fiona 'Big Bad' Woolf to head any honest and impartial inquiry into historical child sexual abuse failings on the part of local authority social services, the Plod Squad team heading the England and Wales (albeit most conspicuously 'not' bonny Nonceland) multi-tasked Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigations are rumoured to be examining damning subversion of justice evidence to be laid before the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Oh yes, it's paedo payback time with a vengeance - and the clucks are finally coming home to roost.
This novel audit dynamic will focus on fellow pederasts and their villainous apologists who conspiratorially facilitated the criminal concealment of Morris's sadist torture-orientated sexual offences against schoolboys under his purported 'spiritual' tutelage being as guilty as the debased deviant sodomite perpetrator viz charges of subverting the course of justice - especially so the holier-than-thou millionaire bog-trotting scumster who is rumoured to have paid off Morris's hapless 'damaged goods' juvenile victims to ensure their silence and avoid a college / community scandal of Biblical proportions.
The craven Morris, a self-confessed fudger and former Corporal Punishment instructor at St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites - (administered by the notorious bully boy Roman Catholic 'vow of silence' religious order, the Christian Sodomite Brothers of Omerta) - joined the staff of St Ambrose in 1972 and quickly deluded his brutalist self into believing he was the college's Head of Discipline and fuelled his latent masturbation fantasies by spanking schoolboys' bared bums - which sort of makes a pathetic joke of the Roman Catholic Church clergy's vows of celibacy.
Following a swathe of complaints from former students concerning the 'inappropriate use' of forced fellatio and sodomy as detention punishments meted out by Deacon Alan Morris 'and' a number of other teachers (many of who had since conveniently croaked) - in July 2013 Morris was finally collared by an honest contingent of the Hale-based Plod Squad not infiltrated with Masonic Magic Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cult and charged with forty-one counts of indecent assault, one count of outraging public decency and five of inciting gross indecency following an investigation into historical sexual abuse at the school - offences committed between 1973 and 1991 - which involved twenty-nine under-age former pupils - and almost but not quite (by a long shot) surpassed the record of his Whalley Range Roman Catholic bumboy contemporary, Monsignor Thomas Duggan, the Boy Buggering Beast of St Bede's College.
Hale plods raided Morris' house and uncovered a sick library of bum-fudger pornography and sordid sex movies filmed at Glasgow's Violate Club, involving spankings with a teacher-pupil theme - and unmasked a persistent and prolific sex offender posing as a Roman Catholic religious spiritual guide / teacher who nurtured a culture of corporal punishment to cloak his real motive for chastising young boys: one of onanist sexual gratification - which not only defiled a child's dignity but scarred them psychologically for life.
Hence when the excesses and venal sins of this Vatican-endorsed 'Deacon' were finally exposed in 2013 it was further learned that complaints against Morris dated back to the 1970's but had been suppressed / muzzled / covered up - call it what you will - to avoid a most embarrassing scandal - allegedly by Morris's big pal, the Irish multi-tasking philanthropist / boring drunkard / serial adulterer - none other than John Thomas Kennedy, a bog-thick construction zillionaire cum latter day vulgarian whose ill-gotten tax-dodged gains were squandered on political favours and Vatican religious titles, benefices and indulgences - and not at Weight-Watchers or AA meetings or on marriage guidance counselling - or cobble-dodging classes (hurled with a venomous accuracy at his conservatory double glazing 'and' Bentley windscreen by a spurned ex-mistress).
So it be said and known, we - the common herd (voting public) aka 'We the People' - are sick to fucking death with this elitist VIP culture that permeates our society like some debilitating miasma - and here in Kennedy's case yet again we are faced with the typical nouveau riche's flawed belief system - of their own infallibility - all rooted in the unqualified arrogance that 'money talks' - hence are heavily invested in self-glorification and extreme measures of social snobbery.
And for Kennedy - besides the fact his BMI denotes he's only a couple of steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke - or both - his only party trick claim to fame that he hasn't had to pay through the nose is the fact he can fart Handel's 'Largo' while whistling 'Dixie' and simultaneously knock out a fair rendition of Prokofiev's 'Drum Concerto' with a couple of dessert spoons on the sideboard.
Kennedy's history does not read well between the lines - especially so if this alleged paying off Morris's sexual abuse victims with lump sums of cash carries the required elements of veracity that will stand up in court.
In such a case he has knowingly and with cognisance of the criminal implications attached, participated in the concealment of a series of vile pederast sexual offences that constitute an outrage to public decency - to protect Morris from arrest and prosecution - and the Church and the Diocese from an indecency scandal - a crime against the same public decency he clamours to be a paragon of - with the manifest appellations behind his name like some swank airplane fly-by banner (CBE, KSG, KHS, KMCO, DL, FIHT) - yet to all intents and purposes is thus seen to be possessed with the moral scruples of a sewer rat and should be publicly pilloried and all glittering prizes, laurels and accolades revoked.
But does the stench of graft and corruption stop there? Ofsted expedited an inspection of St Ambrose College in November 2005, with the report noting that the school's buildings were old and cramped and was considered the school in Trafford most in need of a new building - and duly copped a handout of £17 million quid in July 2006 for a complete rebuild.
The Balfour Beatty construction company was awarded the contract following a controversial sealed bidding process. Yep, the very same Balfour Beatty that bought out Kennedy's construction company. Apparently a foul odour of tender bid conflict of interest still lingers in the posh Hale Barnes air.
For the record, Morris facilitated the name-dropping Kennedy in his pursuit of public and Catholic Church institutional recognition - with the porcine slug from County Mayonaisse displaying these glittering blue ribbon accolades with triple-chinned pride - especially so QE2's CBE and the Holy Papal Knighthood award granted by none other than Pope John Paul (Mk II version) himself at Rome's Vatican-based Paedophile Central - along with his hosted fund-raiser dinners for the scandal-ridden Taoiseach crook Patrick Bartholomew "Bertie" Ahern. (As a mark of grateful thanks for such charitable services, Bertie Ahern's minder described Kennedy as a Manchester-Irish low-life - a fat little bald man). Nice people.
Corruption besides, bribery was used as an everyday facilitation tool - to foster a favourable business decisions - simply to cut to the chase and get things done - which too equates with fielding enough cash in hand to tempt and corrupt a semi-honest official into doing the wrong thing - and sexual abuse victims into keeping schtum.
To wit, these glittering blue ribbon honours, kudos, plaudits, accolades, laurels besides, the stench of Vatican endorsement and the corrupting influence of the Masonic / Jesuit Magic Ninth Circle Satanist (Order of Constantine) secret society fraternity thread is woven throughout the entire fabric of a tapestry of sodomic sin that involves St Ambrose and Morris.
Perhaps alike Sir Jimmy Savile before him we have a venal beast hiding behind a veneer of charitable works? Yet another Vatican-endorsed pederast scatbag who kept a younger mistress, Roberta McGirl - (until she cuckolded and ditched the impotent stooge and he discovered Viagra and a younger slut) - plus fosters 'Boy Scout' interests - alike Thomas Watt Hamilton of Dunblane massacre notoriety before him.
But let us not overlook the maxim that 'evil needs no reason'.
Morris and Kennedy are of a breed of bottom feeders who prompt one to count their fingers if they've inadvertently shaken hands with them - and while Morris is now behind bars, on a scale of 1 to 10, how guilty is Kennedy?
As our governing Westminster / Whitehall establishment criminally conspire to subvert the course of justice and cover up cases of historic child sexual abuse - and their Edinburgh Holyrood scumbag contemporaries - the likes of the SNP's First Minister Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and Justice Minister Kenny 'Numbnuts' MacAskill - 'and' top dog (read 'bitch') Crown Office panjandrums collude to obstruct police investigations into the sexual abuse / serial rape and ritual blood sacrifice of special needs and disabled children by an untouchable Aberdeen-based Satanist paedophile ring headed by a sitting Sheriff - and too the murders of paedo expose whistleblowers ..... well, what can we say?
Viewed in that light, then Kennedy only manages an mere 9 out of 10 on the Pederast Scum-ometer.
For further reference on the scandalous doings at St Ambrose and St Bede's, follow the link to Paul Malpas' bespoke weblog and his superior work in progress on these themes:
http://paulmalpas.com/the-tip-of-the-iceberg/
Thought for the day. So fuck all religious institutions - specifically the Roman Catholic Vatican and their 2,000 year old Hellfire damnation versus salvation / Eternal Life confidence trick myths - and Holy Papal Knights (Holy Papal Nightmares is more like) - and fuck the Freemasons and the Order of Constantine - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
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Tuesday, 16 September 2014
Revealed: The True Face of Social Services
In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, like the main banner headline states: revealed: the true - and 'unacceptable' - face of Broken Britain's semi-privatised social services exposed to the public purview.
The public voting demographic are up in arms and outraged after a shit-for-brains social worker gloated on her open account Facebook page over her dirty deeds done cheap procurement of three children - all under the age of ten and snatched from their natural loving parents to be arbitrarily placed in foster care under the aegis of complete strangers.
Siobhan Condom, 41, went into an ego trip on steroids and publicly bragged over the sense of life or death power adrenalin rush she felt at breaking up the hapless McScrote family, then revelled in the judge handing the parents a ‘massive bollocking’ for being unemployed and on welfare benefits - and hence branded as 'dysfunctional'.
Condom even posted a big 'thank you' to the solicitor assigned to the case - Ms Chlamydia Mingerot of Shitshot, Bagrot & Tosspot - for commenting on her manicure and sensible shoes before writing "Social services rule - the effin' poor can kiss my ass".
While family court proceedings are normally held behind closed doors and shrouded in secrecy alike some Kafkaesque or Orwellian script that became reality under Hitler's Nazis and Stalin's Soviet regime (and now too in our dysfunctional once green and pleasant land) - the kiddie's mother, Mrs Slagella McScrote, reported Condom’s disgusting egocentric comments to Essex County Council after spotting them on the social worker’s open access Facebook page - which went so far as to identify the star-crossed family as a bunch of 'gyppo scallies' and posted their actual address at Pikey's Crotch Travellers Park.
The Health and Care Professional Council found the erring Condom slightly guilty of misconduct and the council director Ms Candida Condom, (no relation) while deferring the renewal of her local authority contract for appearances sake, failed to do the 'right thing' and have her name struck off as an inept vainglorious twat - and an embarrassment to all concerned - but doled out a slap on the wrist caution and sanctioned that she be monitored by a line manager for twelve months.
Condom, who now works for the London Borough of Barking Mad, was advised to stay off Facebook and keep her stupid gob shut, yet being a brainless blonde simply could not resist grabbing her Andy Warthole predicted 'fifteen minutes of infamy' in a face to face interview with a press hack from the Daily Shitraker.
"Wow an' no effin' shit - wot a multi-orgasmic rush - ter have the power ter simply fuck someone's life right up wiv the stroke of a pen. Better than snortin' a coupla lines of snow off a car bonnet an' gettin' three hole bonked down Doggers Wood after the effin' pubs shut on a Friday night, I'll fuckin' tell yer."
Conversely, Essex Council has since apologised to Mr and Mrs McScrote for Condom's despicable conduct, concluding such fell seriously below expected standards as the postings were disrespectful and demonstrated an unacceptable level of unqualified arrogance normally reserved for Rochdale's porcine kiddie fiddling Liberal MPs, senior council officials and Police & Crime Commissioners.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755853/It-amazing-moment-Social-worker-gloats-Facebook-breaking-family-revelling-massive-rollicking-judge-gave-parents.html
Thought for the day. Of course, as per the Roman Catholic Church being a magnet for shirt-lifting fudgers and kiddie fiddling pederasts, the Social Services and Community Enforcement Officers and PCSO units likewise attracts all manner of society weirdos - specifically sadistic control freaks from the renta-bully Thugs-R-Us Agency's 'Moron Squad' who got off as kids dominating their pet hamsters and freaking out Granny's cat.
In Condom's instance this 'error of judgement' simply cannot be put down to a high octane 'blonde moment' - especially so when we are dealing with a self-delusional Common Purpose-trained (read 'NLP brainwashed to useful idiot / jobsworth') serial hypocrite working for the profit-motivated social services Nonce Ponce Kiddie Placements quango - pursuing a programme of coercive fostering and adoption that is rooted in an industrial strength profit-driven motive - basically greed-orientated kiddie snatching on steroids - where the kids end up fostered out to a couple of child molesting paedophiles.
Ms Condom, as per the rest of her social services empathy-deficient scumsters, comes across as a power hungry control freak psycho-sociopath scatbag possessed of a one size fits all approach mindset to every fucking thing - who was caught tripping out on causing some poor unfortunate family a tidal wave of grief - and equates as the calibre of sadist that turned on the Zyklon B communal showers in Auschwitz and stoked the Holohoax crematorium fires.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yep, like the main banner headline states: revealed: the true - and 'unacceptable' - face of Broken Britain's semi-privatised social services exposed to the public purview.
The public voting demographic are up in arms and outraged after a shit-for-brains social worker gloated on her open account Facebook page over her dirty deeds done cheap procurement of three children - all under the age of ten and snatched from their natural loving parents to be arbitrarily placed in foster care under the aegis of complete strangers.
Siobhan Condom, 41, went into an ego trip on steroids and publicly bragged over the sense of life or death power adrenalin rush she felt at breaking up the hapless McScrote family, then revelled in the judge handing the parents a ‘massive bollocking’ for being unemployed and on welfare benefits - and hence branded as 'dysfunctional'.
Condom even posted a big 'thank you' to the solicitor assigned to the case - Ms Chlamydia Mingerot of Shitshot, Bagrot & Tosspot - for commenting on her manicure and sensible shoes before writing "Social services rule - the effin' poor can kiss my ass".
While family court proceedings are normally held behind closed doors and shrouded in secrecy alike some Kafkaesque or Orwellian script that became reality under Hitler's Nazis and Stalin's Soviet regime (and now too in our dysfunctional once green and pleasant land) - the kiddie's mother, Mrs Slagella McScrote, reported Condom’s disgusting egocentric comments to Essex County Council after spotting them on the social worker’s open access Facebook page - which went so far as to identify the star-crossed family as a bunch of 'gyppo scallies' and posted their actual address at Pikey's Crotch Travellers Park.
The Health and Care Professional Council found the erring Condom slightly guilty of misconduct and the council director Ms Candida Condom, (no relation) while deferring the renewal of her local authority contract for appearances sake, failed to do the 'right thing' and have her name struck off as an inept vainglorious twat - and an embarrassment to all concerned - but doled out a slap on the wrist caution and sanctioned that she be monitored by a line manager for twelve months.
Condom, who now works for the London Borough of Barking Mad, was advised to stay off Facebook and keep her stupid gob shut, yet being a brainless blonde simply could not resist grabbing her Andy Warthole predicted 'fifteen minutes of infamy' in a face to face interview with a press hack from the Daily Shitraker.
"Wow an' no effin' shit - wot a multi-orgasmic rush - ter have the power ter simply fuck someone's life right up wiv the stroke of a pen. Better than snortin' a coupla lines of snow off a car bonnet an' gettin' three hole bonked down Doggers Wood after the effin' pubs shut on a Friday night, I'll fuckin' tell yer."
Conversely, Essex Council has since apologised to Mr and Mrs McScrote for Condom's despicable conduct, concluding such fell seriously below expected standards as the postings were disrespectful and demonstrated an unacceptable level of unqualified arrogance normally reserved for Rochdale's porcine kiddie fiddling Liberal MPs, senior council officials and Police & Crime Commissioners.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755853/It-amazing-moment-Social-worker-gloats-Facebook-breaking-family-revelling-massive-rollicking-judge-gave-parents.html
Thought for the day. Of course, as per the Roman Catholic Church being a magnet for shirt-lifting fudgers and kiddie fiddling pederasts, the Social Services and Community Enforcement Officers and PCSO units likewise attracts all manner of society weirdos - specifically sadistic control freaks from the renta-bully Thugs-R-Us Agency's 'Moron Squad' who got off as kids dominating their pet hamsters and freaking out Granny's cat.
In Condom's instance this 'error of judgement' simply cannot be put down to a high octane 'blonde moment' - especially so when we are dealing with a self-delusional Common Purpose-trained (read 'NLP brainwashed to useful idiot / jobsworth') serial hypocrite working for the profit-motivated social services Nonce Ponce Kiddie Placements quango - pursuing a programme of coercive fostering and adoption that is rooted in an industrial strength profit-driven motive - basically greed-orientated kiddie snatching on steroids - where the kids end up fostered out to a couple of child molesting paedophiles.
Ms Condom, as per the rest of her social services empathy-deficient scumsters, comes across as a power hungry control freak psycho-sociopath scatbag possessed of a one size fits all approach mindset to every fucking thing - who was caught tripping out on causing some poor unfortunate family a tidal wave of grief - and equates as the calibre of sadist that turned on the Zyklon B communal showers in Auschwitz and stoked the Holohoax crematorium fires.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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