In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The excrement has hit the proverbial fan, eliciting a storm of indignant outrage from the peasant classes following the Toronto Film Festival screening of The Riot Club - a booze, drugs and sodomic / paedo sex-filled parody aimed at UK PM Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Party 'Zillionaire's Club' cabinet and their halcyon salad days as students at Oxford's prestigious Scumbag College and members of the notorious Bullingdon Vandals Club whose sole aim was to get pissed and smash up the property of those contemptible useless-eater common herd - reviled in the film as 'poor people'.
The character of Oggy van Oick (great-grandson of the notorious Ottoman-Turkish dignitary Kamal Attaboy bin Oick - aka 'The Buggering Bey') is a direct parody of thatch-haired London Mayor and serial adulterer, Bonkers Boris Nonsense; with his inbred blue blood vulgarian chum, the train fare dodging future Tory Chancellor, Georgie Bunglebutt, (Osborne) blowing (literally) a king's ransom on top grade Peruvian snorting coke while attending a disciple session at Mistress Cruella's Spank-a-Rama Dungeons in Chelsea's prestigious Max Mosley Gardens - while the Posh Dave Scameron character, Rupert 'Man Tits' Armitage-Shanks, cops a painful rite of passage 'forced' initiation to the college's Felchers Club when a trio of amphetamine-boosted gerbils get bunged up his sissy rectum.
While certain educational institutions around the globe might boast extraordinary clusters of the distinguished great and divinely good amongst their former pupils, others, such as Barky Hussein O’Barmy’s Jakarta-based ‘Cheesy Crust School for Latter Day Cuckoos’ – or Tony Bliar’s ‘Durham Chorister School for Venal Gits - and Twatts Nonce College, Edinburgh – end up with the dubious distinction of being saddled (or cursed) with ‘nigga in de woodpile’ impostors – or inveterate liars cum psychopathic money-grubbing war criminals – on their honour rolls.
Simply take a butcher’s at your old school's Wicked-Pedia page, which usually hosts a section listing notable past pupils. Some will be household names – knob-headed celeb' media presenters, corrupt politicians, Masonic paedophiles posing as law-abiding Scottish sheriffs and Dr 'Happy Harold' Shipman-style NHS psycho serial killers – plus a diverse assortment of other such bottom-feeding society shitbags.
If you can't locate such an alumni section it may well be due the reason no-one from your school ever amounted to fuck all or became rich or shameless – or that your class wasn't in one of these celebrity school catchment areas that cost a couple of £££ zillion quid in term fees.
Cambridge, for instance, while founded in 1209, is still, much to their chagrin, reluctantly bestowed with the cape of notoriety for churning out shirt-lifting treasonable brown hatters, career alcoholics and Soviet spies – of the ilk of Maclean, Burgess and Philby – plus another of Queen Lizzie's royally-adorned fudging pederast perv's - Anthony Kunt - and barely graced with the one dubiously redeeming fact they also nurtured sculptor Antony Gormless, creator of the iconic Angel Cake of the North.
Whereas in contrast Gordonstoun, Eton, Charterhouse and Rugby are cursed with infamy for their track record of turning future kings into plant whispering head cases - and hosting embryonic poufters of the effeminate brand, along with kiddie fiddling paedophiles - most of whom turn out to be famous alumni – alike Posh Dave Scameron – the 19th British prime minister to attend Eton, and one lucky enough to waddle out of there with his sphincter stretched, but still intact – or Gordonstoun’s uxoricidal Prince Chazzer and his nasty piece of work Greek Nazi sociopath father, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh.
Other pupils from the edifices of learning that dot our once green and pleasant land might be unknown to the telly-addicted public, but are still at the zenith of their fields, such as Sir Irwin Bogbrush, the Tory Minister for Duck Islands & Moat Dredging; or prominent scientists who create weapons of mass distraction like the handy-sized micro-nukes used in a Mossad false flag terrorist attack to devastate Bali's Sari Club and kick start the Aussies into war mode - plus not overlooking HAARP scalar warfare armaments - the source of 90% of earthquakes, tsunamis - and souped up hurricanes steered to the desired maximum calamity areas - New Orleans / the Philippines' Visayas etc et al.
And let's not overlook the incompetent banksters who cause economic chaos on a global scale - and dodgy diplomats that get us into any old illegal foreign conflict going, simply to appease their Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist Chabad masters and cop a promise of a lucrative private corporation directorship down the road.
At the bottom end of the social scale, London’s Scumborough Hamlets Asbo Comprehensive also boasts a mixed set of famous students – including the leader of the Labour Party, Ed Millipede and his Sulk-a-Thon brother David - plus three members of the Yardie hip-hop group Cocoa Spliffs - and former Tory MP, Jacko McScrote, recently sentenced to 12 months imprisonment for fiddling his Parliamentary expenses.
Premier League soccer players Biffo McSnott and Bazzer ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher are also former students, as is actor Candida Mingerot, who plays barmaid Bev Titwank in the BBC soap, Bellenders.
Over on the other side of the nation’s capital is St Sodom’s School for Latter Day Catamites. Nicknamed St Sod’s, the north London Catholic boys' school gained the veneer of Guiness World Records paedophile infamy title in 2009 over St Bede's College, Manchester, when head teacher Fr Cornhole McTadger was sentenced to 15 years hard labour on Dartmoor’s Marmite bogs after being found guilty of rupturing the sphincters of the entire Year 7 leapfrog team.
Regardless of being smeared with this negative notoriety, the school has positively produced Ron Scrunt, the England and Slagheap Dynamos mid-field soccer star – Minjeeter Cameltoe, the chart-topping dyke lead singer from the Dog Wankers girly band - along with 16-year old mother of three Fellattia van der Gamm, a runner up in the 2005 X-Factor contest with her hilarious 'tit-wank' act - plus former Jimmy Choo-Choo fashion model Shabby Ackrobatti, now human rights and wrongs activist-director of Kunt-Watch – along with the first black UKIP MP for Old Scrotum - Mr Wormhole Jaffacake Esq – who gained a NVQ 1 diploma in Welfare Benefit Fraud at age 15.
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker outside his north London Golly's End two bedroom terrace, Mr Jaffacake put his worldly success down to ‘pushy parents’ and having ‘lots of reading matter around the house’, explaining “Dat’s cos me Dad was on Jobseeker’s like, so he used ter go down the effin’ library every day an’ rip off mobs of books fer me ter read – an’ tell me if I didn’t do me effin’ homework before I went out nickin' cars an' joyridin’ then he’d kick me fuckin’ teeth in – an’ dat’s wot kids need today ter succeed in life – more effin’ discipline.”
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Friday, 12 September 2014
Thursday, 11 September 2014
No Bugger Wants the Big Bad Woolf
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
So we know who nominated the reject status Baroness Lizzie Butler-Sloshed to head the CSA (child sexual abuse) inquiry but who the fuck failed the due diligence test and whispered in Terry May's transvestite ear to nominate this menopausal Botox-deficient baggage Lady Lord Mayor Fiona 'Wrinkles' Woolf for the role? Why none other than her old Pimlico neighbourhood pal, the smarmy Lord Leon Brittan of the Shredders.
Yep, thanks to bent Masonic allegiances, Flabby Leon's got a hand on the helm of an official inquiry into his own scandalous sex pest misconduct past - the same smirking scumster who allegedly spent half his fucking time at the Home Office trashing kiddie fiddling reports from concerned MPs and Scotland Yard - and the other half at Carol Kaiser's Elm Guest House knocking shop - in the hot tub listening to Cliff Richards singing 'The Young Ones' and sodomising a couple of 12 year old orphan lads from the local Richmond-based Catamites Care Home.
To wit, as much as we didn't want Butler-Sloshed forced on us due her presiding over the crooked coverup of the Princess Diana and Dodo al Fayed murder inquiry - then we want this lupine troll even less. The bitch is damaged goods - a useful idiot stooge of The City's shadow para-governmental / trans-national special interest ruling regime - the Black Nobility / Rothshite - Sassoon bankster crime syndicate - that does naught for the common good or in the public interest - hence Fiona 'Muppet' Woolf - or Swain - whatever alias she's going under to suit this proposed role - has the shadow of perceived bias cast over her and is thus devoid of all credibility where impartiality is concerned.
This is especially so when we consider the sinister implications of her past history of involvement with the likes of Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and Charlie Falconer - and not to overlook making a pertinent mention of Islington care homes paedo coverup super-troll Margaret Oppenschemer Slodge - the nasty money-grubbing twat rumoured to have ordered the 1999 hit on Jill Dando to prevent her forthcoming televised Westminster elitist paedo expose - and naming Slodge as a child abuse facilitator / apologist.
Ha! WTF does this government think it's at? Flogging the voters yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme. Conflict of interest isn't in it - same as with the Butler-Sloshed scenario that Posh Dave Scameron (whose true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index membership) tried to pawn off on the public - impartiality is out of the window, along with baby and bathwater - and the stench of impropriety and bias is enough to make a billy goat puke.
If Butler-Sloshed, sister of the bent paedo-fudging Sir Michael Havers QC - who acted with improbity as Attorney General, covering up the sexual misconduct of his Masonic secret handshake club fraternity brothers - wasn't insult enough we now have dumped on us this justice system insider, Fiona 'Fix-It' Woolf - the ultimate establishment cover-up queen.
And that, at a glance, disqualifies the slag - without including further mention of her Isle of Man 'Mitre Secretaries Corp' involvement - a dodgy front for tax evasion - or her multi-currency numbered account in the Swiss UBS Bank in the name of Ms Fiona Woolf with a balance of over 5 million francs - and guess who's the Vice-Chairman of the USB? Why none other than Woolf's old pal Leon Brittan QC.
The bitch is dirty - and that bent if she dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist her into the ground like a corkscrew.
But the point of fact is this: it is not just the historic child sex abuse cases we want airing in the light of day but the current ones too - as denials to the contrary besides, this same Westminster / Whitehall / House of Conmans / Lords / Holyrood / Inner Temple Freemason-dominated kiddie fiddling ring is still as prevalent - and predatory - and untouchable - as ever.
Now, with bearing on the above paragraph, Mrs Woolf, alike Baroness Butler-Sloshed before her, is only going to be tasked with an inquiry into the 'purported failings' of regulatory child care / social service departments. (Que? WTF? The entire child care / social services is a failure).
But how about the abusers and complaints of this establishment VIP child sex abuse culture going back generations? The stock response = "Oh that's the police's job". And here is the fucking worry - as the police have not been doing their job. They have been delinquent in all aspects of such - marked by gross incompetence and at best, slack-arsed sloth and apathy aforethought, ignoring complaints - and at worse, criminally covering up these abuse complaints and budding scandals involving their Masonic brothers.
"All right PC Tosspot, you've got your 'shredder proficiency badge' - so look after this Elm Guest House report wot the Home Secretary's just sent us."
"We can't go investigating the celebrity likes of Prince Chazzer's mate, Sir Jimmy Savile, now can we. Cos we won't get any more Xmas box back-handers and free tickets to the BBC's Top of the Paedos Show. Or investigating old porky Cyril Smith MP - as he might come down here and sit on us. Plus he's a big (sic) pal of Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe - who has his own hit man to knock off political trouble-makers - and their dogs - and let's not forget that Fat Cyril's been knighted by Queen Betty too."
Hence doubtless this piece of fictitious speculation included forgetting about Lord AndyPandy and Sir Peter Hayman and Lord Granville Janner and Sir Peter Morrison and that slimy smirking twat Leon Brittan - and all the other flabby public school bumboy / paedo scum who managed to slither into Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet. Just too much hassle to go after the untouchable Houses of Conmans and Lords - and Whitehall's Civil Service Mandarin Central - 'and' the BBC cesspit dwellers.
Aha! one might exclaim - and as the Plod Squad's been criminally negligent in their non-performance of duty then the MI5 security service haven't been doing their job either.
Well, in fact they have - protecting the VIP politico bottom feeders that are charged with governing our once sceptred isle - as they don't give a flying fuck about useless eater kids getting bummed or subjected to serial rape and ritual blood sacrifices to the elitist's God of Greed, Mammon - or is it Satan?
And as to any fucker and their dog from the public demographic who might dare display the audacity to turn whistle-blower and expose these dirty deeds, then, al la Dando, they'll get suicided and found leaning against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or shoved under a hedgerow in Grassy Knoll Park for urban foxes to piss on - or fall victim to their own fantasist fetish sex games and suffocate inside a big black North Face holdall - padlocked on the outside.
So where does the battle start and end with these perverted kiddie fiddling pariahs that infest our society like burrowing vermin? Well, number one on the agenda would be to publicise the scandals nationally - but alas our craven mainstream media - and none more so than the publicly-funded BBC - are not up to the task. Hence the limited reach of the alternative cyberspace / internet media bloggers are left to shoulder pro bono moral responsibility and do the job.
Next we need to hoof out this political correctness' culture aberration that has come to permeate and curse our free speech society - where every fucker and their dog is shit scared to say Boo! to a goose anymore lest someone gets upset and has their fragile sensibilities offended - as per the pathetic excuse from Rotherham officials as to why the pandemic of serial child molesting continued unabated for years.
For if local social care officials - specifically Mr 'In Denial' Shaun Wright and the not fit for purpose Plod Squad - had clamped down on the abuse and arrested this organised ring - this gang of Indian and Pakiland Asian sex offender criminals on charges of grooming and child molesting and serial rape of underage girls then they claim such would have been labelled as 'racist' - for targeting Asian sex offenders. Que? WTF? Call a spade a fucking 'spade' for Christ's sake.
Then we have the Simon Danczuk dilemma, wherein the whistle-blowing Labour MP for Noncedale (Cyril Smith's old sphincter-stretching constituency) was approached in a most sinister cloak and dagger manner by a Tory MP inside the House of Conmans and warned - threatened in fact - not to name and shame ex-Slaggie Twatcher Home Secretary Leon Brittan as an Elm Guest House - and Cedra Court and Dolphin Square rent boy sodomite brothel habitué - (all being blackmailed by the Kray Twins 'and' Scotland Yard's CID Commander Ernie Millen - 'and' MI5 - and probably the KGB to boot, if the truth be known) - for 'someone' would end up dead.
Hence to apply corrective remedial action, the first job for Mr Danczuk is to publicly name this Tory MP so the Met's plods can have a quiet word - preferably in front of a Grand Jury - and find out what his persona; knowledge and involvement are with the historic child sex abuse scandals and who set him to warning Danczuk off. Get the proverbial cat outa the bag and amongst the fucking pigeons - then some twat will start blabbing to salvage their own worthless hide.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, one is left to ponder how many of these scabrous royals, celebs and elitist VIP politicos are suffering a strew of well-deserved sleepless nights, fretting over when Det Supt Dave Gray from Operation Yewtree - or one of his equally-tasked paedo-hunting contemporaries - is going to come knocking on their door in the dawn's early light, asking some very embarrassing questions viz past sexual indiscretions with kiddies on loan from the local orphanage.
Oh yes, you can bet on it - just like the bent Brittan and others right now -doubtless lots of old school pal favours and Masonic secret handshake club 'you owe me one' debts will be getting called in.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Thought for the day. The terminally-inbred blue blood mutants who rule over our wind farm and fracking-blighted once-pleasant land are fallen so low in public esteem that trust can only be placed in a panel composed, in the manner of a Grand Jury, entirely of unbiased members of the common herd, free to subpoena witnesses and command evidence as they, and not our so-called ‘social betters’ - the great and the good of this society - see fit.
Where this vile Satanist-run kiddie fiddling culture is concerned, justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done - and that criterion can only be met by excluding pre-contaminated members of the graft and corruption-ridden establishment that comprises the civil service and elected governments - local authority and Westminster - of Broken Britain.
With a blood n guts revolution on the horizon, isn't it about time these elitist ruling scumsters, who pay no more than lip service to democracy and the common good, woke up and respected the trust that voters have 'misguidedly' placed on them via the election to public office - to work for the common good and not the benefit of an elitist cabal of perverted sodomites whose collective pastimes are centred around zoophilia, necrophilia and paedophilia.
To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
So we know who nominated the reject status Baroness Lizzie Butler-Sloshed to head the CSA (child sexual abuse) inquiry but who the fuck failed the due diligence test and whispered in Terry May's transvestite ear to nominate this menopausal Botox-deficient baggage Lady Lord Mayor Fiona 'Wrinkles' Woolf for the role? Why none other than her old Pimlico neighbourhood pal, the smarmy Lord Leon Brittan of the Shredders.
Yep, thanks to bent Masonic allegiances, Flabby Leon's got a hand on the helm of an official inquiry into his own scandalous sex pest misconduct past - the same smirking scumster who allegedly spent half his fucking time at the Home Office trashing kiddie fiddling reports from concerned MPs and Scotland Yard - and the other half at Carol Kaiser's Elm Guest House knocking shop - in the hot tub listening to Cliff Richards singing 'The Young Ones' and sodomising a couple of 12 year old orphan lads from the local Richmond-based Catamites Care Home.
To wit, as much as we didn't want Butler-Sloshed forced on us due her presiding over the crooked coverup of the Princess Diana and Dodo al Fayed murder inquiry - then we want this lupine troll even less. The bitch is damaged goods - a useful idiot stooge of The City's shadow para-governmental / trans-national special interest ruling regime - the Black Nobility / Rothshite - Sassoon bankster crime syndicate - that does naught for the common good or in the public interest - hence Fiona 'Muppet' Woolf - or Swain - whatever alias she's going under to suit this proposed role - has the shadow of perceived bias cast over her and is thus devoid of all credibility where impartiality is concerned.
This is especially so when we consider the sinister implications of her past history of involvement with the likes of Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and Charlie Falconer - and not to overlook making a pertinent mention of Islington care homes paedo coverup super-troll Margaret Oppenschemer Slodge - the nasty money-grubbing twat rumoured to have ordered the 1999 hit on Jill Dando to prevent her forthcoming televised Westminster elitist paedo expose - and naming Slodge as a child abuse facilitator / apologist.
Ha! WTF does this government think it's at? Flogging the voters yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme. Conflict of interest isn't in it - same as with the Butler-Sloshed scenario that Posh Dave Scameron (whose true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index membership) tried to pawn off on the public - impartiality is out of the window, along with baby and bathwater - and the stench of impropriety and bias is enough to make a billy goat puke.
If Butler-Sloshed, sister of the bent paedo-fudging Sir Michael Havers QC - who acted with improbity as Attorney General, covering up the sexual misconduct of his Masonic secret handshake club fraternity brothers - wasn't insult enough we now have dumped on us this justice system insider, Fiona 'Fix-It' Woolf - the ultimate establishment cover-up queen.
And that, at a glance, disqualifies the slag - without including further mention of her Isle of Man 'Mitre Secretaries Corp' involvement - a dodgy front for tax evasion - or her multi-currency numbered account in the Swiss UBS Bank in the name of Ms Fiona Woolf with a balance of over 5 million francs - and guess who's the Vice-Chairman of the USB? Why none other than Woolf's old pal Leon Brittan QC.
The bitch is dirty - and that bent if she dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist her into the ground like a corkscrew.
But the point of fact is this: it is not just the historic child sex abuse cases we want airing in the light of day but the current ones too - as denials to the contrary besides, this same Westminster / Whitehall / House of Conmans / Lords / Holyrood / Inner Temple Freemason-dominated kiddie fiddling ring is still as prevalent - and predatory - and untouchable - as ever.
Now, with bearing on the above paragraph, Mrs Woolf, alike Baroness Butler-Sloshed before her, is only going to be tasked with an inquiry into the 'purported failings' of regulatory child care / social service departments. (Que? WTF? The entire child care / social services is a failure).
But how about the abusers and complaints of this establishment VIP child sex abuse culture going back generations? The stock response = "Oh that's the police's job". And here is the fucking worry - as the police have not been doing their job. They have been delinquent in all aspects of such - marked by gross incompetence and at best, slack-arsed sloth and apathy aforethought, ignoring complaints - and at worse, criminally covering up these abuse complaints and budding scandals involving their Masonic brothers.
"All right PC Tosspot, you've got your 'shredder proficiency badge' - so look after this Elm Guest House report wot the Home Secretary's just sent us."
"We can't go investigating the celebrity likes of Prince Chazzer's mate, Sir Jimmy Savile, now can we. Cos we won't get any more Xmas box back-handers and free tickets to the BBC's Top of the Paedos Show. Or investigating old porky Cyril Smith MP - as he might come down here and sit on us. Plus he's a big (sic) pal of Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe - who has his own hit man to knock off political trouble-makers - and their dogs - and let's not forget that Fat Cyril's been knighted by Queen Betty too."
Hence doubtless this piece of fictitious speculation included forgetting about Lord AndyPandy and Sir Peter Hayman and Lord Granville Janner and Sir Peter Morrison and that slimy smirking twat Leon Brittan - and all the other flabby public school bumboy / paedo scum who managed to slither into Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet. Just too much hassle to go after the untouchable Houses of Conmans and Lords - and Whitehall's Civil Service Mandarin Central - 'and' the BBC cesspit dwellers.
Aha! one might exclaim - and as the Plod Squad's been criminally negligent in their non-performance of duty then the MI5 security service haven't been doing their job either.
Well, in fact they have - protecting the VIP politico bottom feeders that are charged with governing our once sceptred isle - as they don't give a flying fuck about useless eater kids getting bummed or subjected to serial rape and ritual blood sacrifices to the elitist's God of Greed, Mammon - or is it Satan?
And as to any fucker and their dog from the public demographic who might dare display the audacity to turn whistle-blower and expose these dirty deeds, then, al la Dando, they'll get suicided and found leaning against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or shoved under a hedgerow in Grassy Knoll Park for urban foxes to piss on - or fall victim to their own fantasist fetish sex games and suffocate inside a big black North Face holdall - padlocked on the outside.
So where does the battle start and end with these perverted kiddie fiddling pariahs that infest our society like burrowing vermin? Well, number one on the agenda would be to publicise the scandals nationally - but alas our craven mainstream media - and none more so than the publicly-funded BBC - are not up to the task. Hence the limited reach of the alternative cyberspace / internet media bloggers are left to shoulder pro bono moral responsibility and do the job.
Next we need to hoof out this political correctness' culture aberration that has come to permeate and curse our free speech society - where every fucker and their dog is shit scared to say Boo! to a goose anymore lest someone gets upset and has their fragile sensibilities offended - as per the pathetic excuse from Rotherham officials as to why the pandemic of serial child molesting continued unabated for years.
For if local social care officials - specifically Mr 'In Denial' Shaun Wright and the not fit for purpose Plod Squad - had clamped down on the abuse and arrested this organised ring - this gang of Indian and Pakiland Asian sex offender criminals on charges of grooming and child molesting and serial rape of underage girls then they claim such would have been labelled as 'racist' - for targeting Asian sex offenders. Que? WTF? Call a spade a fucking 'spade' for Christ's sake.
Then we have the Simon Danczuk dilemma, wherein the whistle-blowing Labour MP for Noncedale (Cyril Smith's old sphincter-stretching constituency) was approached in a most sinister cloak and dagger manner by a Tory MP inside the House of Conmans and warned - threatened in fact - not to name and shame ex-Slaggie Twatcher Home Secretary Leon Brittan as an Elm Guest House - and Cedra Court and Dolphin Square rent boy sodomite brothel habitué - (all being blackmailed by the Kray Twins 'and' Scotland Yard's CID Commander Ernie Millen - 'and' MI5 - and probably the KGB to boot, if the truth be known) - for 'someone' would end up dead.
Hence to apply corrective remedial action, the first job for Mr Danczuk is to publicly name this Tory MP so the Met's plods can have a quiet word - preferably in front of a Grand Jury - and find out what his persona; knowledge and involvement are with the historic child sex abuse scandals and who set him to warning Danczuk off. Get the proverbial cat outa the bag and amongst the fucking pigeons - then some twat will start blabbing to salvage their own worthless hide.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, one is left to ponder how many of these scabrous royals, celebs and elitist VIP politicos are suffering a strew of well-deserved sleepless nights, fretting over when Det Supt Dave Gray from Operation Yewtree - or one of his equally-tasked paedo-hunting contemporaries - is going to come knocking on their door in the dawn's early light, asking some very embarrassing questions viz past sexual indiscretions with kiddies on loan from the local orphanage.
Oh yes, you can bet on it - just like the bent Brittan and others right now -doubtless lots of old school pal favours and Masonic secret handshake club 'you owe me one' debts will be getting called in.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Thought for the day. The terminally-inbred blue blood mutants who rule over our wind farm and fracking-blighted once-pleasant land are fallen so low in public esteem that trust can only be placed in a panel composed, in the manner of a Grand Jury, entirely of unbiased members of the common herd, free to subpoena witnesses and command evidence as they, and not our so-called ‘social betters’ - the great and the good of this society - see fit.
Where this vile Satanist-run kiddie fiddling culture is concerned, justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done - and that criterion can only be met by excluding pre-contaminated members of the graft and corruption-ridden establishment that comprises the civil service and elected governments - local authority and Westminster - of Broken Britain.
With a blood n guts revolution on the horizon, isn't it about time these elitist ruling scumsters, who pay no more than lip service to democracy and the common good, woke up and respected the trust that voters have 'misguidedly' placed on them via the election to public office - to work for the common good and not the benefit of an elitist cabal of perverted sodomites whose collective pastimes are centred around zoophilia, necrophilia and paedophilia.
To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Nonceland Independence: Paedophilia Legalised
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Panic mode sets in at Number 10 Downing Street as the north of the border Independence referendum draws closer than the looming threats from the Ebola pandemic and ISIS terrorists and the Yes vote contingent seizes a narrow neck-to-neck lead following a TNS-fielded street poll of four Bolshie rough sleeper Shite Lightning drunks taken behind the Aldi supermarket on Edinburgh's Gorgie Park Road.
In a desperate bid to keep corruption-ridden Third World Caledonia in the 'Union' Posh Dave Scameron's mess of a Con-Dem coalition are now offering all manner of last minute comfort zone goodie inducements - best described as 'devolution on steroids' - which include scrapping the reviled Barnett Formula plus a new Scotland Act to be published in January - to tempt the kilted porridge wogs to embrace the Better Together argument - up to and including a 'command paper' giving official endorsement of Scotland's current policy of ignoring child sex abuse complaints - 'if' such involves the usual suspect VIP / high society figures from the political and judicial Magic Circle - as instanced by the graft-beset Crown Office (on Holyrood executive orders) repeatedly tossing such scandalous cases out as 'not in the public interest to prosecute'.
Pre-empting an executive order law change that's an Independence-ordained given, under the rule of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's bent SNP political regime, the age of consent is to be lowered from the current sixteen to five years old and kiddie fiddling legalised. Actually this a short step from the in-place arrangement by which the / Masonic Speculative Society-dominated justice system and equally corruption-ridden Plod Squad Scotland are delinquent to the point of criminality by ignoring sexual abuse complaints that involve elitist society VIPs and politico sodomite perverts who get off on bonking animals, corpses and / or helpless children, in preference to screwing a lusty mature woman on heat.
(See Paedo-File's SLAB's Douglas Haggarty / Crown Office PF Stuart MacFarlane - and not to forget the now-notorious historic Hollie Greig serial rape scandal involving an untouchable Aberdeen-based elitist Tartan Tadgers paedophile ring whose despicable carnal taste runs to the debauching and Satanic ritual blood sacrifices of disabled and special needs children).
UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "Well, why raise a hue and cry over Flabby Alex and MacAskill refusing to investigate these historic child sex abuse complaints and incriminate their secret handshake club fraternity pals, as we've got the Met Plod Squad - and Fiona Woolf charged to chair this pointless CSA inquiry - all working flat out together to cover up the scandalous fact that Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet was chocker full of cross dressing sodomites and kiddie fiddlers."
"But let's be fair here, it wasn't just us Tory's, as Labour and the Liberals had their fair share of bumboys, nonces and felcher sexual freaks too - all guilty of violating helpless children's pristine innocence to feed their unnatural and perverted carnal addictions."
"I mean to say, Salmond and his haggis bashing SNP have already passed their 'paedo's delight' Children and Young People Bill and the 'Child Guardian' scam is up and running - plus half these so-called 'kiddie custodians' have their names in the Sex Offender Register."
It is understood that an agreement to appease the 'political passenger pigeon' Salmond and the SNP Independence breakaway rebels has been brokered between Scameron, Clegg and Millipede - that all three of Westminster's main political parties will support a timetable set out at the Violate BD/SM Club in Glasgow on Monday evening by former prime minister and alleged nonce - the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown - the ex-New Labour leader whose payday loans policy caused Broken Britain's quagmire of unsustainable borrowing and a burden of debt to the Rothshite & Mammon bankster syndicate that won't be paid off until Hell freezes over.
Now here's one to reflect on: is it not a conundrum that the Better Together campaign are formally refusing to publicise the Salmond / SNP coverup of historic child sex abuse scandals to gain a political advantage. Makes one ponder on how far and deep the nonce ponce culture runs with this sick element of Scottish society.
Thought for the day. The Acts of Union 1707 was passed as Scotland had become bankrupt by the greedy grasping policies of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry landowners and bent politicians such as the Earl of Glasgow, John Boyle, chief of the Clan Boyle and his ruling elitist cronies.
So if Independence goes ahead, will Scotland revert to the previous Union state of Third World penury under Salmond and the self-interest SNP regime or thrive as an insular state fielding a world-class Jockmark trading currency?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Panic mode sets in at Number 10 Downing Street as the north of the border Independence referendum draws closer than the looming threats from the Ebola pandemic and ISIS terrorists and the Yes vote contingent seizes a narrow neck-to-neck lead following a TNS-fielded street poll of four Bolshie rough sleeper Shite Lightning drunks taken behind the Aldi supermarket on Edinburgh's Gorgie Park Road.
In a desperate bid to keep corruption-ridden Third World Caledonia in the 'Union' Posh Dave Scameron's mess of a Con-Dem coalition are now offering all manner of last minute comfort zone goodie inducements - best described as 'devolution on steroids' - which include scrapping the reviled Barnett Formula plus a new Scotland Act to be published in January - to tempt the kilted porridge wogs to embrace the Better Together argument - up to and including a 'command paper' giving official endorsement of Scotland's current policy of ignoring child sex abuse complaints - 'if' such involves the usual suspect VIP / high society figures from the political and judicial Magic Circle - as instanced by the graft-beset Crown Office (on Holyrood executive orders) repeatedly tossing such scandalous cases out as 'not in the public interest to prosecute'.
Pre-empting an executive order law change that's an Independence-ordained given, under the rule of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's bent SNP political regime, the age of consent is to be lowered from the current sixteen to five years old and kiddie fiddling legalised. Actually this a short step from the in-place arrangement by which the / Masonic Speculative Society-dominated justice system and equally corruption-ridden Plod Squad Scotland are delinquent to the point of criminality by ignoring sexual abuse complaints that involve elitist society VIPs and politico sodomite perverts who get off on bonking animals, corpses and / or helpless children, in preference to screwing a lusty mature woman on heat.
(See Paedo-File's SLAB's Douglas Haggarty / Crown Office PF Stuart MacFarlane - and not to forget the now-notorious historic Hollie Greig serial rape scandal involving an untouchable Aberdeen-based elitist Tartan Tadgers paedophile ring whose despicable carnal taste runs to the debauching and Satanic ritual blood sacrifices of disabled and special needs children).
UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "Well, why raise a hue and cry over Flabby Alex and MacAskill refusing to investigate these historic child sex abuse complaints and incriminate their secret handshake club fraternity pals, as we've got the Met Plod Squad - and Fiona Woolf charged to chair this pointless CSA inquiry - all working flat out together to cover up the scandalous fact that Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet was chocker full of cross dressing sodomites and kiddie fiddlers."
"But let's be fair here, it wasn't just us Tory's, as Labour and the Liberals had their fair share of bumboys, nonces and felcher sexual freaks too - all guilty of violating helpless children's pristine innocence to feed their unnatural and perverted carnal addictions."
"I mean to say, Salmond and his haggis bashing SNP have already passed their 'paedo's delight' Children and Young People Bill and the 'Child Guardian' scam is up and running - plus half these so-called 'kiddie custodians' have their names in the Sex Offender Register."
It is understood that an agreement to appease the 'political passenger pigeon' Salmond and the SNP Independence breakaway rebels has been brokered between Scameron, Clegg and Millipede - that all three of Westminster's main political parties will support a timetable set out at the Violate BD/SM Club in Glasgow on Monday evening by former prime minister and alleged nonce - the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown - the ex-New Labour leader whose payday loans policy caused Broken Britain's quagmire of unsustainable borrowing and a burden of debt to the Rothshite & Mammon bankster syndicate that won't be paid off until Hell freezes over.
Now here's one to reflect on: is it not a conundrum that the Better Together campaign are formally refusing to publicise the Salmond / SNP coverup of historic child sex abuse scandals to gain a political advantage. Makes one ponder on how far and deep the nonce ponce culture runs with this sick element of Scottish society.
Thought for the day. The Acts of Union 1707 was passed as Scotland had become bankrupt by the greedy grasping policies of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry landowners and bent politicians such as the Earl of Glasgow, John Boyle, chief of the Clan Boyle and his ruling elitist cronies.
So if Independence goes ahead, will Scotland revert to the previous Union state of Third World penury under Salmond and the self-interest SNP regime or thrive as an insular state fielding a world-class Jockmark trading currency?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 6 September 2014
ISIS 'Head-Chopper' Virus Hits UK
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
It might well sound like a moronic pulp fiction plot from some Zombie Wars B-movie and an even bigger scam than the current CDC-conjured false flag Ebola pandemic pantomime that media stooges claim is set to infect the known Universe - but this baby now threatens to outdo not only the pathetic Aysha King media distraction but also the Malaysia Airlines MH-17 'whodunit' plane crash - to take all the Oscars in the 2015 Academy Awards 'Propaganda Prize' category - albeit more likely the Golden Razzers for a piss poor script and pathetic politico actors.
To elaborate, Professor Dinsdale Figg-Newton - chief anorak at the UK's Porton Down bio-weapons research centre - yesterday fell victim to a Pauline epiphany of New Testament proportions when his moral conscience kicked in following the suicide death of the family's pet goldfish, Adolph, and he finally spit the dummy concerning the spate of government human rights abuse cover-ups, false flag terrorist attacks and media scaremongering offensives that have occurred post 9/11 and been the hysteria / panic attack cause of thousands of involuntary bowel movements world-wide.
Taking a lead from the late, great Dr David Kelly's fatalist whistle-blowing style, the Prof' confirmed to one gutter press hack from the Chicken Little Gazette that the recent incidence of bodies being discovered without a head attached is not - as the Plod Squad and Fourth Estate lackeys are claiming - the result of some mad axeman running amok around the nation's capital but rather a weaponised mutant strain of the drug-resistant (and unpronounceable) 'meticillin-resistant staphylococcus aureusis' (MRSA) flesh-eating necrosis pathogen genetically engineered by ISIS terrorists and loosed on the streets of Britain.
The latest headless corpse incident occurred yesterday when the 'sans noggin' body of 82-year-old Mrs Candida Mingerot was discovered by food hygiene inspectors leaning against a wheelie bin in the alleyway behind her Candida's Chew n Spew Cafe on Salmonella Street in Edmonton, north London.
In an attempt to diffuse any media feeding frenzy and mass panic by the common herd, Plod Squad Commander Simon Lecher announced they had identified Granny Mingerot by her gang sign tattoos and body piercings and arrested one of her Pakiland Muslim neighbours - a certain Mr Mohammad al Patsy, owner of the local 'corner shop', who had previously lodged complaints of 'psychological harassment' with the council over the stench of fried bacon from the cafe's kitchen extractor fans - on suspicion of murder, regardless of leaked forensic evidence concluding that the cause of death was due an airborne super-bug MRSA attack and not a convenience store owner turned machete-wielding Jihadist.
Professor Figg-Newton opined to media hacks that the Scameron government should now raise the Islamic terrorist threat from its current 'severe' level to a 'shit-your-pants' category and warn the public to stay indoors - preferably in bed - or better still - under it - until after Christmas.
"This weapon of mass distraction is a genetically-modified strain of 'Necrotizing fasciitis' spliced with recombinant DNA from a voracious breed of piranha found in the upper headwaters of the Amazon, that was developed by madcap boffins at the Monsanto Frankenfoods Corporation to combat the spread of corn cob weevils."
"Really, I shit you not, this mutant 'Fatwa' virus engineered by the Tunisian biology students who signed up for ISIS holy war is a 'sectarian / race specific' genus that shies away from the Arab Semitic races - along with pikeys, gyppos and gollies - yet makes a bee-line attack on Anglo-Saxon Christian infidels neck tissue and eats through both flesh and bone faster than a Pit Bull terrier can chew a toddler in half."
Responding to this bio-hazard crisis, MI5 security service agents claim to have discovered an abandoned ISIS bio-weapons lab hideout in leafy rustic Kent's stockbroker belt village of Cowshit Corner, and from traces of residues recovered at the site have determined the initial MRSA strain genetic material used to engineer the virus was extracted from corpses stacked in the mortuary of Staffordshire's notorious Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence.
Speaking to media reporters outside Number 10, spokeswoman Scabby Bertin announced that PM Scameron would be hosting a top secret COBRA security meeting with his entire simian oick paedo school chum cabinet in attendance, to deal with the MRSA Fatwa virus menace and have MI6 intelligence chiefs devise a strategy to locate and target the Mossad agent provocateur / scumbag mole cum ISIS leader Abu Bigears Shawaddy-Waddy al Baghdadi with a MQ-9 Reaper drone strike.
Picking up on the leaked bio-weapon news, Ron McScrote, spokesman for the UK's anti-government abuse monitor Twat-Watch, repudiated the official government line and had this to say to a press hack from the Warmongers Review.
"We've arrived at a point in our collective history where the common herd need to uncouple from the mass media distractions of the terrible telly and red top tabloid junk - and assume a fearless individual persona - then shout from the rooftops - as one voice or in unison - 'I conscientiously object!' - even if such action results in being deprived of one's liberty."
"Has anyone considered that this latest stage-managed choreography of decapitating Western infidel journalists might be a piece of preliminary payback for all the illegal extraordinary rendition / torture war crimes / human rights and wrongs abuses expedited by Scameron's ridiculous self-sanctifying Zionist-steered Coalition of the Willing - and the arbitrary drone / missile attacks on non-combatant Muslim targets?"
"Now the PTB are fielding this current double-dealing legerdemain gambit - a Mexican standoff with Russia over Ukraine 'and' the ISIS pantomime staged to justify an attack on Syria via a contrived back door opportunity through Iraq - but the US and UK are playing a black queen gambit that bodes ill for all concerned that will play right into Russia and China's (and too Iran's) hands. Have the likes of the ZioNazi game theory scumsters such as Zbigniew Brzezinski overlooked - in their supreme arrogance - that this move might just be part of the shifty Shanghai Cooperation Organization's 'Great Game' strategy?"
"Mr 'Man Tits' Scameron and 'Forked Tongue' Clegg, regardless of the faux gravitas they effect - perhaps for their own delusional benefit as much as a facade to fool the voting public - are simply not up to the non-elected task of managing the affairs of our nation with the degree of professional efficiency required and instead play a game of 'who me? denial and blame-passing politics to disguise their joint incompetence - then resort to these rhetorical 'Them & Us' pirouettes on what justifies human rights abuses and war crimes and provides an excuse to finally invade Syria - and Iraq - again."
"Then we have this stooge of a Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond having the hypocritical cheek to opine to the media that armed intervention by Russian President Vlad Putrid was no solution to the Ukraine crisis - unlike Syria and Iraq where armed intervention are okay for the UK and US - as it's us doing it. Talk about abuse of public office, betrayal of public trust, and repeated acts of serial scumbaggery - how about applying the same logic to the UK's arms sales to the psycho outlaw state of Israel?"
"Just like Bliar before him, Cabbage Patch Dave's romance with deceit and delusion is about to come to an abrupt end next May. The clot's a polar opposite of what works for the public interest when it comes to the demands of his corporate bankster masters - the pro-Zionist Rothshite crime cartel - and this mess of pottage that represents all that's currently wrong with our once-sceptred isle is the result of force feeding a white Anglo-Saxon Christian society this flawed multi-culturalism premise - and next we'll be told to start gulping down massive doses of Vit C and cod liver oil to offset the chances of contracting Ebola and the all-new MRSA super virus."
"Ha, this is fast becoming the Year of the Bullshit Olympics - and all to take the focus off the human rights abuses and war crimes - the false flag terrorist operations and conjured, synthetic terrorist threat - from our own government, no less - and after 9/11 and 7/7 - and a few more to boot - then anything goes with what these homicidal psychopaths will commit in the false name of democracy."
"These people aren't so much attempting to avoid a media feeding frenzy but the entire opposite - initiate a media starvation campaign in the false hope public interest will be distracted and wane - or the real crises drift from the public memory if overloaded with another source of base celebrity media trivia."
"At the end of the day we're all suffering from some degree or other of the dreaded Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome golly plague if we're gullible enough to swallow this crooked government's credibility deficient black propaganda bullshit."
Thought for the day. Posh Dave Scameron was mulling the issue of an order to have the UK's vaunted 22 SAS warriors rescue a batch of ISIS hostages - but no fucker or their proverbial dog seems to have a clue where the hell the main base HQ is located: in Israel, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey - or Washington DC.
For fuck's sake that one's easy. Just follow the logistics trail - have the GCHQ I-Spy gang track the online bulk orders for Argos kitchen knives - the preferred journalist-decapitation variety - and the hostage's Guantanamo Bay style orange jump suits - plus where Millett's dispatched the crates of black ski masks - and the Army & Navy Surplus Store's delivery point for woolly balaclavas.
Really, balaclavas - WTF? They're okay to wear, biking to work over the Pennines on a frosty winter's morning - but for getting on camera for a beheading video in the middle of the Iraqi desert lands - gimee a break. Don't they do a breathable Air-Tex version - especially for Jolly Jihad terrorist types yet?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
It might well sound like a moronic pulp fiction plot from some Zombie Wars B-movie and an even bigger scam than the current CDC-conjured false flag Ebola pandemic pantomime that media stooges claim is set to infect the known Universe - but this baby now threatens to outdo not only the pathetic Aysha King media distraction but also the Malaysia Airlines MH-17 'whodunit' plane crash - to take all the Oscars in the 2015 Academy Awards 'Propaganda Prize' category - albeit more likely the Golden Razzers for a piss poor script and pathetic politico actors.
To elaborate, Professor Dinsdale Figg-Newton - chief anorak at the UK's Porton Down bio-weapons research centre - yesterday fell victim to a Pauline epiphany of New Testament proportions when his moral conscience kicked in following the suicide death of the family's pet goldfish, Adolph, and he finally spit the dummy concerning the spate of government human rights abuse cover-ups, false flag terrorist attacks and media scaremongering offensives that have occurred post 9/11 and been the hysteria / panic attack cause of thousands of involuntary bowel movements world-wide.
Taking a lead from the late, great Dr David Kelly's fatalist whistle-blowing style, the Prof' confirmed to one gutter press hack from the Chicken Little Gazette that the recent incidence of bodies being discovered without a head attached is not - as the Plod Squad and Fourth Estate lackeys are claiming - the result of some mad axeman running amok around the nation's capital but rather a weaponised mutant strain of the drug-resistant (and unpronounceable) 'meticillin-resistant staphylococcus aureusis' (MRSA) flesh-eating necrosis pathogen genetically engineered by ISIS terrorists and loosed on the streets of Britain.
The latest headless corpse incident occurred yesterday when the 'sans noggin' body of 82-year-old Mrs Candida Mingerot was discovered by food hygiene inspectors leaning against a wheelie bin in the alleyway behind her Candida's Chew n Spew Cafe on Salmonella Street in Edmonton, north London.
In an attempt to diffuse any media feeding frenzy and mass panic by the common herd, Plod Squad Commander Simon Lecher announced they had identified Granny Mingerot by her gang sign tattoos and body piercings and arrested one of her Pakiland Muslim neighbours - a certain Mr Mohammad al Patsy, owner of the local 'corner shop', who had previously lodged complaints of 'psychological harassment' with the council over the stench of fried bacon from the cafe's kitchen extractor fans - on suspicion of murder, regardless of leaked forensic evidence concluding that the cause of death was due an airborne super-bug MRSA attack and not a convenience store owner turned machete-wielding Jihadist.
Professor Figg-Newton opined to media hacks that the Scameron government should now raise the Islamic terrorist threat from its current 'severe' level to a 'shit-your-pants' category and warn the public to stay indoors - preferably in bed - or better still - under it - until after Christmas.
"This weapon of mass distraction is a genetically-modified strain of 'Necrotizing fasciitis' spliced with recombinant DNA from a voracious breed of piranha found in the upper headwaters of the Amazon, that was developed by madcap boffins at the Monsanto Frankenfoods Corporation to combat the spread of corn cob weevils."
"Really, I shit you not, this mutant 'Fatwa' virus engineered by the Tunisian biology students who signed up for ISIS holy war is a 'sectarian / race specific' genus that shies away from the Arab Semitic races - along with pikeys, gyppos and gollies - yet makes a bee-line attack on Anglo-Saxon Christian infidels neck tissue and eats through both flesh and bone faster than a Pit Bull terrier can chew a toddler in half."
Responding to this bio-hazard crisis, MI5 security service agents claim to have discovered an abandoned ISIS bio-weapons lab hideout in leafy rustic Kent's stockbroker belt village of Cowshit Corner, and from traces of residues recovered at the site have determined the initial MRSA strain genetic material used to engineer the virus was extracted from corpses stacked in the mortuary of Staffordshire's notorious Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence.
Speaking to media reporters outside Number 10, spokeswoman Scabby Bertin announced that PM Scameron would be hosting a top secret COBRA security meeting with his entire simian oick paedo school chum cabinet in attendance, to deal with the MRSA Fatwa virus menace and have MI6 intelligence chiefs devise a strategy to locate and target the Mossad agent provocateur / scumbag mole cum ISIS leader Abu Bigears Shawaddy-Waddy al Baghdadi with a MQ-9 Reaper drone strike.
Picking up on the leaked bio-weapon news, Ron McScrote, spokesman for the UK's anti-government abuse monitor Twat-Watch, repudiated the official government line and had this to say to a press hack from the Warmongers Review.
"We've arrived at a point in our collective history where the common herd need to uncouple from the mass media distractions of the terrible telly and red top tabloid junk - and assume a fearless individual persona - then shout from the rooftops - as one voice or in unison - 'I conscientiously object!' - even if such action results in being deprived of one's liberty."
"Has anyone considered that this latest stage-managed choreography of decapitating Western infidel journalists might be a piece of preliminary payback for all the illegal extraordinary rendition / torture war crimes / human rights and wrongs abuses expedited by Scameron's ridiculous self-sanctifying Zionist-steered Coalition of the Willing - and the arbitrary drone / missile attacks on non-combatant Muslim targets?"
"Now the PTB are fielding this current double-dealing legerdemain gambit - a Mexican standoff with Russia over Ukraine 'and' the ISIS pantomime staged to justify an attack on Syria via a contrived back door opportunity through Iraq - but the US and UK are playing a black queen gambit that bodes ill for all concerned that will play right into Russia and China's (and too Iran's) hands. Have the likes of the ZioNazi game theory scumsters such as Zbigniew Brzezinski overlooked - in their supreme arrogance - that this move might just be part of the shifty Shanghai Cooperation Organization's 'Great Game' strategy?"
"Mr 'Man Tits' Scameron and 'Forked Tongue' Clegg, regardless of the faux gravitas they effect - perhaps for their own delusional benefit as much as a facade to fool the voting public - are simply not up to the non-elected task of managing the affairs of our nation with the degree of professional efficiency required and instead play a game of 'who me? denial and blame-passing politics to disguise their joint incompetence - then resort to these rhetorical 'Them & Us' pirouettes on what justifies human rights abuses and war crimes and provides an excuse to finally invade Syria - and Iraq - again."
"Then we have this stooge of a Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond having the hypocritical cheek to opine to the media that armed intervention by Russian President Vlad Putrid was no solution to the Ukraine crisis - unlike Syria and Iraq where armed intervention are okay for the UK and US - as it's us doing it. Talk about abuse of public office, betrayal of public trust, and repeated acts of serial scumbaggery - how about applying the same logic to the UK's arms sales to the psycho outlaw state of Israel?"
"Just like Bliar before him, Cabbage Patch Dave's romance with deceit and delusion is about to come to an abrupt end next May. The clot's a polar opposite of what works for the public interest when it comes to the demands of his corporate bankster masters - the pro-Zionist Rothshite crime cartel - and this mess of pottage that represents all that's currently wrong with our once-sceptred isle is the result of force feeding a white Anglo-Saxon Christian society this flawed multi-culturalism premise - and next we'll be told to start gulping down massive doses of Vit C and cod liver oil to offset the chances of contracting Ebola and the all-new MRSA super virus."
"Ha, this is fast becoming the Year of the Bullshit Olympics - and all to take the focus off the human rights abuses and war crimes - the false flag terrorist operations and conjured, synthetic terrorist threat - from our own government, no less - and after 9/11 and 7/7 - and a few more to boot - then anything goes with what these homicidal psychopaths will commit in the false name of democracy."
"These people aren't so much attempting to avoid a media feeding frenzy but the entire opposite - initiate a media starvation campaign in the false hope public interest will be distracted and wane - or the real crises drift from the public memory if overloaded with another source of base celebrity media trivia."
"At the end of the day we're all suffering from some degree or other of the dreaded Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome golly plague if we're gullible enough to swallow this crooked government's credibility deficient black propaganda bullshit."
Thought for the day. Posh Dave Scameron was mulling the issue of an order to have the UK's vaunted 22 SAS warriors rescue a batch of ISIS hostages - but no fucker or their proverbial dog seems to have a clue where the hell the main base HQ is located: in Israel, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey - or Washington DC.
For fuck's sake that one's easy. Just follow the logistics trail - have the GCHQ I-Spy gang track the online bulk orders for Argos kitchen knives - the preferred journalist-decapitation variety - and the hostage's Guantanamo Bay style orange jump suits - plus where Millett's dispatched the crates of black ski masks - and the Army & Navy Surplus Store's delivery point for woolly balaclavas.
Really, balaclavas - WTF? They're okay to wear, biking to work over the Pennines on a frosty winter's morning - but for getting on camera for a beheading video in the middle of the Iraqi desert lands - gimee a break. Don't they do a breathable Air-Tex version - especially for Jolly Jihad terrorist types yet?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 31 August 2014
UK Terror Threat Raised to 'Shit-Scared' Level
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to Tory Fuhrer Posh Dave Scameron, acting on yet another souped-up dodgy dossier from JTAC's Thames House HQ, not only Britain and Europe - but the entire solar system - are facing the greatest terrorist threat in history of terrorist threats, with those nasty Jolly Jihadist Muslim fanatics comprising the black-clad ninja ISIS / ISIL / IS (whatever the fuck their latest brand name is this week) muhijadeen intending to specifically target our once (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land.
So Broken Britain faces the biggest military attack hazard to our cultural existence since the Norman conquest and Hitler's Nazi Operation Sea Lion, with Scameron pledging the usual round of liberty-intrusive emergency measures to tackle radical Islamic extremists and their toxic sectarian 'Sharia Rules' ideology - which will involve more fucking CCTV cameras, paramilitary plods and a dawn til dust curfew on every fucker and their dog - including prime time Chew n Spew fast food take-away and pizza delivery boys - to purportedly prevent a Jihadist Bomb-a-Rama spectacular.
The UK crisis threat assessment was yesterday raised from the customary post 9/11 scaremongering 'Hysteria' level to an unprecedented 'Shit-Scared' - the second highest to the 'Armageddon' rank - which canny Scum-Watch monitors predict that another MI5 staged 7/7 false flag terrorist attack by Muhammad al Patsy and his Shaheed Suicide Vest Brigade is on the cards due the growing danger from fundamentalist British Jolly Jihad fighters returning from Iraq and Syria - and being purposely allowed, with malice aforethought, to walk straight through immigration and customs with nary a check on their status.
Really, is this fucking government so far gone and delusional from breathing the fetid stench of their own 'they hate our democratic freedoms' horse crap fantasy that it is conceived the common herd are going to swallow - yet again - this tip-toe mission creep advance to install a totalitarian fascist state apparatus?
WTF do they think these subversive ISIS Takfiri jihadist wannabes are going to do? Jump on a repatriation flight - or National Express coach from Syria or Iraq - or wherever the capital of their all-new Sharia Caliphate state is to be based once the smoke settles - and turn up at Thiefrow or Harwich - or Victoria Bus Station - toting an AK47, bandoliers of 7.62 ammo, flack jacket pockets stuffed with M67 frag' grenades - and a FIM-92 Stinger missile balanced on their shoulder?
Or are we once more going down that credibility threadbare avenue of Muslim crazies brewing up black pepper and peroxide explosives in their Mum's kitchen - or even more at scent than substance 'ricin panic bombs'?
Nope, one even better this time around, courtesy of Hammer Horror script writers and the Tavistock Institute's NLP / brainwashing gurus. Okay, disconnect your cerebral reasoning faculty for five minutes and have a laugh at this bullshit fiction.
MI5 / JTAC claim that a 22 SAS unit has seized a laptop from ISIS in Syria which contained top secret research codenamed 'Pandora's Bog' on how to make a bio-hazard bomb out of the contents of a septic tank - plus a stellar piece of Chaos Theory religious justification to use it against infidel British civilians who are all first cousins of the American Great Satan. And that is the latest Damocles sword hanging over our collective heads - a sub-nuclear Islamic 'shit bomb'.
Now that almost surpasses a media statement from Terry May - to quote -"The first and most important duty of government is the welfare and protection of the British people."
What a piece of hypocrisy-in-motion babble - and these Tory twats field this duplicitous philosophy yet loose the likes of George Osborne and Ian Dunkin-Shit on the British economy and welfare state system?
Regardless, this neo-colonial / imperialist geo-political war-mongering agenda was kick started post-9/11 with the bent Tony Bliar-led New Labour government and the weapons of mass distraction / 45 minutes to a nuclear holohoax scam - and Scameron and Clogg have - (and still are, simply following orders) - broken with the principles of common sense and credibility then departed the realms of reality altogether with their warped Islamophobia credo.
This barbaric hellion ISIS is a product of Western security services creation, to fight their proxy wars and do the dirty work, and as per their al Qaeda brainchild, has now turned against the midwife of their genesis. Or again, is it all part of the Grand Plan - to provide the excuse to finally invade Syria?
Ron McScrote, director of Twat-Watch, the UK's leading government abuse monitor charity, had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette.
"Yer got the Tory's cross-dressin' Home Secretary Terry 'Testosterone' May - another ZioNazi shill, might I add - announcin' that the Islamic terrorist threat scaremongerin' level is bein' raised from 'minor panic' ter a 'shit yer pants' grade in response ter these Western engineered proxy war conflicts in Iraq an' Syria wot's got CIA an' Mossad fingerprints all over the fuckin' show via the corrupt Arab stooge regimes in Qatar an' Saudi."
"This mishmash coalition is an unmitigated disaster on an epic scale wiv their black propaganda, engineered narratives an' ongoin' scaremongerin', when humanity has awakened ter the control system’s tactics an' it's all part an' parcel of advancing the New World Order / Agenda 21 totalitarian panopticon surveillance state apparatus an' morphin' our once sceptred isle inter a control freak's paradise."
"All this Chicken Little new alert level crap only suggests an attack on the UK might be likely an' even Terry May has had ter admit there's no fuckin' hard core intelligence evidence that any attack is planned - from Muslim ISIS terrorists or another of the security services 7/7 style false flag demonisation specials."
"But just ter make sure they get the effin' message across yer can guarantee a strew of Operation Gladio staged terrorist attacks are imminent - the usual brand of catalyzing civilian collateral damage tragedies - an' it's odds-on they'll be bolstered wiv lashings of black propaganda. But it's all pretext devices fer testin' wot degree of mayhem an' chaos visited on an urban population it will take ter generate the level of MSM scaremongerin' spin an' associated sectarian hatred Islamophobia ter have the media-mesmerised common herd discard all sense of fuckin' rationality an' rely on their muddled emotions an' this venal reverse synergy ter embrace martial law as their salvation. An' if Scameron an' Clogg can achieve that before next May's election, then it's job done an' dusted, is it not."
"Welcome ter Orwell's perma-war 1984 - only 2014 style - an' if yer dare open yer gob ter protest then all the liberal free-speech advocates an' them protestin' censorship of political expression are gonna get targeted by MI5's Increment Unit hit squad an' end up wiv Polonium 210 in their mornin' cuppa - or zipped inside one of them big black North Face holdalls an' dumped against an effin' tree up in the David Kelly Memorial Woods or under some fuckin' hedge in Grassy Knoll Park."
Thought for the day. So is this a kick in the nadjers for embracing diversity and respecting cultural sensitivities? Does it likewise mean that Scameron's Muslim hoodie-hugging 'We're all in this together' politically correct multi-cultural society cohesion goes out the window?
Regardless, this latest piece of galloping black propaganda scaremongering will doubtless serve to take the brain dead / MSM / goggle box mesmerised sheeple's eye off the Tory cabinet paedophile scandal - and keep Broken Britain's trigger-happy racist Plod Squad morons busy with warrantless stop n search pat down / gropes.
On reflection of past 'heightened terrorist alerts' viz Stockton Tube Station / Brazilian electricians - one stellar piece of advice for non-Muslim Asian / Mid-East / African members of the community blessed with a perma-sun-tan would be to wear a fucking big I/D label around their necks to avoid getting double-tapped Operation Kratos style by the Met's SC&O19 Armed Response Unit's 'shoot first' goons.
Hence, should we be afraid? Very afraid, perhaps? How about this for a watch yer backs cautionary note: the UK's Joint Terrorism Analysis Centre (JTAC) operates out of the MI5 Security Service HQ at Toad Hall and is independent of ministerial oversight or control. Now that is an even bigger fucking worry than having the Pentagon's Slackwater / XE (Academi) psycho merc's and manky Mossad mental case agents provocateurs loose on the streets of our major cities and London metropolis.
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to Tory Fuhrer Posh Dave Scameron, acting on yet another souped-up dodgy dossier from JTAC's Thames House HQ, not only Britain and Europe - but the entire solar system - are facing the greatest terrorist threat in history of terrorist threats, with those nasty Jolly Jihadist Muslim fanatics comprising the black-clad ninja ISIS / ISIL / IS (whatever the fuck their latest brand name is this week) muhijadeen intending to specifically target our once (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land.
So Broken Britain faces the biggest military attack hazard to our cultural existence since the Norman conquest and Hitler's Nazi Operation Sea Lion, with Scameron pledging the usual round of liberty-intrusive emergency measures to tackle radical Islamic extremists and their toxic sectarian 'Sharia Rules' ideology - which will involve more fucking CCTV cameras, paramilitary plods and a dawn til dust curfew on every fucker and their dog - including prime time Chew n Spew fast food take-away and pizza delivery boys - to purportedly prevent a Jihadist Bomb-a-Rama spectacular.
The UK crisis threat assessment was yesterday raised from the customary post 9/11 scaremongering 'Hysteria' level to an unprecedented 'Shit-Scared' - the second highest to the 'Armageddon' rank - which canny Scum-Watch monitors predict that another MI5 staged 7/7 false flag terrorist attack by Muhammad al Patsy and his Shaheed Suicide Vest Brigade is on the cards due the growing danger from fundamentalist British Jolly Jihad fighters returning from Iraq and Syria - and being purposely allowed, with malice aforethought, to walk straight through immigration and customs with nary a check on their status.
Really, is this fucking government so far gone and delusional from breathing the fetid stench of their own 'they hate our democratic freedoms' horse crap fantasy that it is conceived the common herd are going to swallow - yet again - this tip-toe mission creep advance to install a totalitarian fascist state apparatus?
WTF do they think these subversive ISIS Takfiri jihadist wannabes are going to do? Jump on a repatriation flight - or National Express coach from Syria or Iraq - or wherever the capital of their all-new Sharia Caliphate state is to be based once the smoke settles - and turn up at Thiefrow or Harwich - or Victoria Bus Station - toting an AK47, bandoliers of 7.62 ammo, flack jacket pockets stuffed with M67 frag' grenades - and a FIM-92 Stinger missile balanced on their shoulder?
Or are we once more going down that credibility threadbare avenue of Muslim crazies brewing up black pepper and peroxide explosives in their Mum's kitchen - or even more at scent than substance 'ricin panic bombs'?
Nope, one even better this time around, courtesy of Hammer Horror script writers and the Tavistock Institute's NLP / brainwashing gurus. Okay, disconnect your cerebral reasoning faculty for five minutes and have a laugh at this bullshit fiction.
MI5 / JTAC claim that a 22 SAS unit has seized a laptop from ISIS in Syria which contained top secret research codenamed 'Pandora's Bog' on how to make a bio-hazard bomb out of the contents of a septic tank - plus a stellar piece of Chaos Theory religious justification to use it against infidel British civilians who are all first cousins of the American Great Satan. And that is the latest Damocles sword hanging over our collective heads - a sub-nuclear Islamic 'shit bomb'.
Now that almost surpasses a media statement from Terry May - to quote -"The first and most important duty of government is the welfare and protection of the British people."
What a piece of hypocrisy-in-motion babble - and these Tory twats field this duplicitous philosophy yet loose the likes of George Osborne and Ian Dunkin-Shit on the British economy and welfare state system?
Regardless, this neo-colonial / imperialist geo-political war-mongering agenda was kick started post-9/11 with the bent Tony Bliar-led New Labour government and the weapons of mass distraction / 45 minutes to a nuclear holohoax scam - and Scameron and Clogg have - (and still are, simply following orders) - broken with the principles of common sense and credibility then departed the realms of reality altogether with their warped Islamophobia credo.
This barbaric hellion ISIS is a product of Western security services creation, to fight their proxy wars and do the dirty work, and as per their al Qaeda brainchild, has now turned against the midwife of their genesis. Or again, is it all part of the Grand Plan - to provide the excuse to finally invade Syria?
Ron McScrote, director of Twat-Watch, the UK's leading government abuse monitor charity, had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette.
"Yer got the Tory's cross-dressin' Home Secretary Terry 'Testosterone' May - another ZioNazi shill, might I add - announcin' that the Islamic terrorist threat scaremongerin' level is bein' raised from 'minor panic' ter a 'shit yer pants' grade in response ter these Western engineered proxy war conflicts in Iraq an' Syria wot's got CIA an' Mossad fingerprints all over the fuckin' show via the corrupt Arab stooge regimes in Qatar an' Saudi."
"This mishmash coalition is an unmitigated disaster on an epic scale wiv their black propaganda, engineered narratives an' ongoin' scaremongerin', when humanity has awakened ter the control system’s tactics an' it's all part an' parcel of advancing the New World Order / Agenda 21 totalitarian panopticon surveillance state apparatus an' morphin' our once sceptred isle inter a control freak's paradise."
"All this Chicken Little new alert level crap only suggests an attack on the UK might be likely an' even Terry May has had ter admit there's no fuckin' hard core intelligence evidence that any attack is planned - from Muslim ISIS terrorists or another of the security services 7/7 style false flag demonisation specials."
"But just ter make sure they get the effin' message across yer can guarantee a strew of Operation Gladio staged terrorist attacks are imminent - the usual brand of catalyzing civilian collateral damage tragedies - an' it's odds-on they'll be bolstered wiv lashings of black propaganda. But it's all pretext devices fer testin' wot degree of mayhem an' chaos visited on an urban population it will take ter generate the level of MSM scaremongerin' spin an' associated sectarian hatred Islamophobia ter have the media-mesmerised common herd discard all sense of fuckin' rationality an' rely on their muddled emotions an' this venal reverse synergy ter embrace martial law as their salvation. An' if Scameron an' Clogg can achieve that before next May's election, then it's job done an' dusted, is it not."
"Welcome ter Orwell's perma-war 1984 - only 2014 style - an' if yer dare open yer gob ter protest then all the liberal free-speech advocates an' them protestin' censorship of political expression are gonna get targeted by MI5's Increment Unit hit squad an' end up wiv Polonium 210 in their mornin' cuppa - or zipped inside one of them big black North Face holdalls an' dumped against an effin' tree up in the David Kelly Memorial Woods or under some fuckin' hedge in Grassy Knoll Park."
Thought for the day. So is this a kick in the nadjers for embracing diversity and respecting cultural sensitivities? Does it likewise mean that Scameron's Muslim hoodie-hugging 'We're all in this together' politically correct multi-cultural society cohesion goes out the window?
Regardless, this latest piece of galloping black propaganda scaremongering will doubtless serve to take the brain dead / MSM / goggle box mesmerised sheeple's eye off the Tory cabinet paedophile scandal - and keep Broken Britain's trigger-happy racist Plod Squad morons busy with warrantless stop n search pat down / gropes.
On reflection of past 'heightened terrorist alerts' viz Stockton Tube Station / Brazilian electricians - one stellar piece of advice for non-Muslim Asian / Mid-East / African members of the community blessed with a perma-sun-tan would be to wear a fucking big I/D label around their necks to avoid getting double-tapped Operation Kratos style by the Met's SC&O19 Armed Response Unit's 'shoot first' goons.
Hence, should we be afraid? Very afraid, perhaps? How about this for a watch yer backs cautionary note: the UK's Joint Terrorism Analysis Centre (JTAC) operates out of the MI5 Security Service HQ at Toad Hall and is independent of ministerial oversight or control. Now that is an even bigger fucking worry than having the Pentagon's Slackwater / XE (Academi) psycho merc's and manky Mossad mental case agents provocateurs loose on the streets of our major cities and London metropolis.
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian / Iraqi refugees - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 30 August 2014
UN Slams Tory Benefits War on Gimps
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The United Nations craven hierarchy, while lacking the grit (a pair of bollocks) to respond positively with bared fangs to the international outcry of 'Foul!' voiced by anti-war crimes activists globally and make a convincing stand against the ZioNazi Israeli warmongering thugster bullies wreaking a campaign of serial ethnic cleansing (read 'genocide') on the hapless Palestinian civilian population of the Gaza Strip - have by inexcusable default this week sparked a veritable shit-storm of the Furies due launching an unprecedented investigation into complaints of grave systematic violations of human rights inflicted by the useless Scameron-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government's welfare benefit reforms which purposely target, with malice aforethought, the most vulnerable of Broken Britain's minorities - disabled and special needs groups.
Rumours are rampant that the UN Executive's Special Poverty Envoys, Viktor 'Pitbull' Nordork, a former Bulgarian cormorant strangler, and pro-Marxist Brazilian rapporteur, Raquel 'Piranha Teeth' Rolnik, are contemplating the formation of a Nuremberg Two style tribunal to review human rights and wrongs abuse charges filed by the UK-based Gimps-R-Us charity against the sociopath Tory Works & Pensions Minister Iain Dunkin-Shit and his privately contracted hit-man Renta-Bully Atos (formerly Atosspots) agency - responsible for the controversial 'thumbs down' health assessments that have resulted in the cut-throat disability benefit reforms and a slew of suicides by those adversely affected.
(Benefit reforms al la Iain Dunkin-Shit = 'these useless eaters aren't getting any more welfare benefit payments out of me').
Under Dunkin-Shit's draconian tenure at the helm of the DWP, the disability living allowance benefit has been replaced by the personal independence payment - a scheme (read 'scam') that is more at scent than substance and whose end of day / over the horizon feasibility, while presenting a source of raucous ridicule from critics, is similarly a source for virulent condemnation from those on the receiving end - specifically the politically-insignificant marginalised disabled members of our society.
Yet this is the same vulgarian Dunkin-Shit dog wanker, Tory MP for Chigley and Camberwick Green, who claims he can live comfortably on a Jobseekers pittance of some £60-odd quid a week - while lodging rent-free in a £2 million quid superior residence Tudor mansion on his father-in-law's - the 5th Baron of Coleslaw - Freeloader country estate - which conspicuously harbours four spare bedrooms, an indoor swimming pool, tennis courts and is set in acres of peasant-resistant lush countryside - 'and' into the bargain he also draws a taxpayer-funded cabinet minister's salary of some £134,565 - plus his generous House of Conmans Fiddle-a-Thon expenses.
I shit you not, the word hypocrisy does not do this irony the required measure of 'kick in the nadjers' justice it deserves.
While Labour Party flibbertigibbet MPs had a good laugh over the Tory's latest misfortunes, Posh Dave Scameron and Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick Clogg went into their customary 'denial mode' but failed to engage brain before opening mouth and issued a typical knee jerk joint press statement that moronically branded the investigation as 'politically motivated'.
Er, of course it's politically motivated - being directed at the incumbent government's shortcomings.
However, whip-prompted Tory MPs stuck with the official mantra that the UN investigation was ‘politically motivated’ then tossed all semblance of credibility and honesty to the vagaries of the four winds by announcing that Britain’s record on help for disabled people 'was' among the best in the world.
And here the key past tense word 'was' applies - until the DWP's Dunkin-Shit slashed disabled welfare benefits to force them into looking for jobs that are like hen's teeth to find - even for the hale and healthy amongst our common herd number.
Sir Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks, Tory MP for Old Scrotum, opined to one gutter press hack from the Scandalmongers Gazette that interventions into British domestic policy by the United Nations was an affront - especially so with the countries comprising this witch hunt investigation committee included Third World shitholes such as homophobic Uganda and Kenya, graft and corruption-ridden Thailand - Asia's kiddie fiddling paedo paradise - and leper-infested / goat-shagging Tunisia - whose own non-existent welfare state benefit handouts are on a par with Old Mother Hubbard's- two jumps at the cupboard door.
"This comes across as a shit-stirring exercise. A politically motivated loony left investigation headed by the Bulgarian ex-KGB thug Viktor Nosdork and that ginger-mingin Brazil Nut, Raquel Rolnik really takes the proverbial biscuit when they are attempting to conjure up charges under the statutes of the Disability Discrimination Act - which Johnny Major's Tory administration passed into law back in 1995."
Thought for the day. The facts are staring us in the face. This Libservative / Con-Dem coalition fuckup is a classical disaster of epic proportions. There's always a few million £££ quid spare for some starving twat in sub-Saharan Africa but fuck all for our own marginalised sectors of the public demographic useless eaters. Pensioners' winter fuel allowance slashed by £50 nicker - and the reviled Bedroom Tax, to name but a couple of 'in yer face' insulting abuses by this government.
While the Department for Work and Pensions refused to comment on the UN inquiry they did admit in the strictest of confidence that our Libservative coalition government blows around £50 billion nicker a year of taxpayers' money on funding foreign proxy wars - such as arming the ISIS Muslim rebels in Syria and Iraq - which most definitely contributes to 'disabling' people.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The United Nations craven hierarchy, while lacking the grit (a pair of bollocks) to respond positively with bared fangs to the international outcry of 'Foul!' voiced by anti-war crimes activists globally and make a convincing stand against the ZioNazi Israeli warmongering thugster bullies wreaking a campaign of serial ethnic cleansing (read 'genocide') on the hapless Palestinian civilian population of the Gaza Strip - have by inexcusable default this week sparked a veritable shit-storm of the Furies due launching an unprecedented investigation into complaints of grave systematic violations of human rights inflicted by the useless Scameron-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government's welfare benefit reforms which purposely target, with malice aforethought, the most vulnerable of Broken Britain's minorities - disabled and special needs groups.
Rumours are rampant that the UN Executive's Special Poverty Envoys, Viktor 'Pitbull' Nordork, a former Bulgarian cormorant strangler, and pro-Marxist Brazilian rapporteur, Raquel 'Piranha Teeth' Rolnik, are contemplating the formation of a Nuremberg Two style tribunal to review human rights and wrongs abuse charges filed by the UK-based Gimps-R-Us charity against the sociopath Tory Works & Pensions Minister Iain Dunkin-Shit and his privately contracted hit-man Renta-Bully Atos (formerly Atosspots) agency - responsible for the controversial 'thumbs down' health assessments that have resulted in the cut-throat disability benefit reforms and a slew of suicides by those adversely affected.
(Benefit reforms al la Iain Dunkin-Shit = 'these useless eaters aren't getting any more welfare benefit payments out of me').
Under Dunkin-Shit's draconian tenure at the helm of the DWP, the disability living allowance benefit has been replaced by the personal independence payment - a scheme (read 'scam') that is more at scent than substance and whose end of day / over the horizon feasibility, while presenting a source of raucous ridicule from critics, is similarly a source for virulent condemnation from those on the receiving end - specifically the politically-insignificant marginalised disabled members of our society.
Yet this is the same vulgarian Dunkin-Shit dog wanker, Tory MP for Chigley and Camberwick Green, who claims he can live comfortably on a Jobseekers pittance of some £60-odd quid a week - while lodging rent-free in a £2 million quid superior residence Tudor mansion on his father-in-law's - the 5th Baron of Coleslaw - Freeloader country estate - which conspicuously harbours four spare bedrooms, an indoor swimming pool, tennis courts and is set in acres of peasant-resistant lush countryside - 'and' into the bargain he also draws a taxpayer-funded cabinet minister's salary of some £134,565 - plus his generous House of Conmans Fiddle-a-Thon expenses.
I shit you not, the word hypocrisy does not do this irony the required measure of 'kick in the nadjers' justice it deserves.
While Labour Party flibbertigibbet MPs had a good laugh over the Tory's latest misfortunes, Posh Dave Scameron and Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick Clogg went into their customary 'denial mode' but failed to engage brain before opening mouth and issued a typical knee jerk joint press statement that moronically branded the investigation as 'politically motivated'.
Er, of course it's politically motivated - being directed at the incumbent government's shortcomings.
However, whip-prompted Tory MPs stuck with the official mantra that the UN investigation was ‘politically motivated’ then tossed all semblance of credibility and honesty to the vagaries of the four winds by announcing that Britain’s record on help for disabled people 'was' among the best in the world.
And here the key past tense word 'was' applies - until the DWP's Dunkin-Shit slashed disabled welfare benefits to force them into looking for jobs that are like hen's teeth to find - even for the hale and healthy amongst our common herd number.
Sir Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks, Tory MP for Old Scrotum, opined to one gutter press hack from the Scandalmongers Gazette that interventions into British domestic policy by the United Nations was an affront - especially so with the countries comprising this witch hunt investigation committee included Third World shitholes such as homophobic Uganda and Kenya, graft and corruption-ridden Thailand - Asia's kiddie fiddling paedo paradise - and leper-infested / goat-shagging Tunisia - whose own non-existent welfare state benefit handouts are on a par with Old Mother Hubbard's- two jumps at the cupboard door.
"This comes across as a shit-stirring exercise. A politically motivated loony left investigation headed by the Bulgarian ex-KGB thug Viktor Nosdork and that ginger-mingin Brazil Nut, Raquel Rolnik really takes the proverbial biscuit when they are attempting to conjure up charges under the statutes of the Disability Discrimination Act - which Johnny Major's Tory administration passed into law back in 1995."
Thought for the day. The facts are staring us in the face. This Libservative / Con-Dem coalition fuckup is a classical disaster of epic proportions. There's always a few million £££ quid spare for some starving twat in sub-Saharan Africa but fuck all for our own marginalised sectors of the public demographic useless eaters. Pensioners' winter fuel allowance slashed by £50 nicker - and the reviled Bedroom Tax, to name but a couple of 'in yer face' insulting abuses by this government.
While the Department for Work and Pensions refused to comment on the UN inquiry they did admit in the strictest of confidence that our Libservative coalition government blows around £50 billion nicker a year of taxpayers' money on funding foreign proxy wars - such as arming the ISIS Muslim rebels in Syria and Iraq - which most definitely contributes to 'disabling' people.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 28 August 2014
Rotherham Wins 'Ignorance is Bliss' Award
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