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Anyone got their 2013 council tax bill yet? Don’t worry, it’ll be in the post and dropping right through your letter box before you can shout ‘Shit!’ – and for those in dismal Durham, wondering if it’s gonna get hiked yet again, the prediction is ‘you betcha’ – as some fucker and their dog has to cough up the £13,000 quid clothing allowance for their fat slug of a local authority chairwoman, Councillor Linda ‘Hamster-Features’ Marshall and her equally-vulgarian vice-chairperson, Councillor Porky Pauline Charlton.
The gospel according to a Bolshie crew of embedded whistle-blowing snitches inside Durham’s cash-strapped county council authority, mega-bucks tranches of taxpayers' hard-earned money are being doled out to its chairwoman and vice chair - to squander on clothes.
The story, leaked to the gutter press Ripoffs Gazette red top tabloid has caused a veritable ‘shit-hits-fan’ reaction from civil activists due the fact this latest Money-Go-Round spend-a-thon exposé comes as the New Labour-dominated local authority is tasked with making more than £200 million quid in public service budget cuts by 2018 – and the Citizens Advice Bureau topping the fatalities hit list – along with turfing 1,600 unlucky fuckers out of their jobs and into the unemployment wilderness that currently blights Broken Britain with the air of some Third World basket case nation on the cadge for foreign handouts.
Despite critics stating for the public record that this dodgy clothing allowance arrangement is a flagrant and immoral abuse of the public’s trust and funds – and the money would be better spent on vital services - the entrenched council hierarchy and jobsworth bureaucrats have refused to axe the perk. But that’s the customary stock response as there’s no official stricture to enforce the public will – and only a display of brick-throwing mob anger seems to get their apathetic attentions.
The incumbent chairwoman, Councillor Linda Marshall, 92, receives a more than adequate £13,300 basic remittance paid to all councillors – along with a special responsibility allowance of £6,650 (for making sure the tea caddy’s always full) - and a further clothing allowance of £8,580 to shop at Castaluna’s ‘Happy Hog’ Women’s Plus Size stores.
Vice-chairwoman Councillor Pauline Charlton, 86, receives the same £13 grand basic allowance, along with a special responsibility allotment of £3,325 (for keeping council meetings supplied with ginger nuts) and a clothing allowance of £4,280 - so she doesn’t have to attend public functions in her husband’s dressing gown and a pair of gardening wellies.
Well, that’s not a bad little earner to milk out of the hapless sheeple - £28,230 and £20,605 apiece respectively – the average gross wage for lower end to mid-range working couples who don’t belong to the secret handshake club cabal – or have a stream of ‘honorariums’ flowing in from their local councils.
Ron McScrote, the Lib-Dum ‘thorn-in-the-proverbial-side’ opposition councillor representing Slumgate Moor, opined to press hacks that “It’s a right load of old cobblers in my opinion cos yer can find a reasonably priced suit fer a bloke or a lass fer about £30 nicker if yer have a good mooch an’ root around in the charity shops. Well, I did, anyway.”
“But not fer that ostentatious wastrel Councillor Marshall wot wanders around wearin’ a big wooly Siberian doormat wot’s cost the Durham resident taxpayers an arm an’ a leg – an’ this ludicrous £15,000 nicker that the moron’s rakin’ in constitutes more than a pensioner gets ter live on for a full year.”
“It’s a pity they don’t allocate a few quid out of the budget fer the lardy old trout ter get some dental work done ter fix them piranha teeth - an’ buy the androgynous mutant a membership at Slimmer’s World.”
“So if she’s rakin’ in over £15,000 nicker in allowances then there’s simply no excuse for her ter be walkin’ around lookin’ that ugly – even if her mongrel parents had bin swimmin’ fer too long in the shallow end of the gene pool – cos they can do wonders nowadays wiv this Botox stuff an’ cosmetic surgery.”
“Wot we want ter know is wot the fuck New Labour’s child prodigy leader Ed Millipede’s gonna do about this waste of council funds – cos Durham County Council workers an’ tax payers are gonna look at this an’ find it a right gob-smacking insult to their collective limited intelligence.”
Conversely deputy leader Arthur Gronk, the council's panjandrum-titled ‘cabinet portfolio holder for resources’, informed the Ripoffs Gazette that the clothing allowance had been in place since Saxon times - to persuade councillors to stop daubing themselves with woad and wear something that covered their modesty – such as a well-combed bearskin or a patchwork of rabbit and squirrel pelts.
“The allowance in question covers all expenses associated with being the Council Chairperson and is not solely a clothing allowance – as Ms Marshall has a skew of very important civic responsibilities to fulfil – such as cutting ribbons, presiding over the Macbeth Cauldron Stirrers Society – and the Durham Coven, acting as secretary for the Three Baggers Club, writing a weekly column for the Broomstick Jockeys’ Gazette - plus all the council’s EUSSR duties such as the exchange wine-tasting jollies in Brussels and jaunts around Europe.”
Councillor Marshall, who lives at Trolls Cottage in Slaghead and represents Chester-le-Street West for New Labour, conspicuously failed to respond to calls to her County Hall office. Likewise, her colleague, the current vice-chairwoman, Councillor Charlton, informed press hacks “I’m sayin’ fuck all that might incriminate me – where’s me fuckin’ solicitor?”
Thought for the day. Hmmm, and the elitist scum running the world wonder why the common herd demographic get pissed off, spits the dummy, goes ballistic and stages periodic insurrections, bloody revolutions and military coups, etcetera. Come the Day of the Rope and all the trough dwellers will be dancing the Pierrepoint jig.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287347/Council-branded-ludicrous-handing-12-000-year-CLOTHING-allowance-authoritys-chairwomen.html#ixzz2MaedPfNM
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Tuesday, 5 March 2013
Monday, 4 March 2013
NATO: Very Sorry for Murdering Afghan Kids
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what has, to the undying shame of the conscienceless Western infidel invaders (and subsequent military occupiers) of Afghanistan, become too much of a regular occurrence since 2001, the Kabul-based NATO-led ISAF high command last weekend issued a yet another official apology for civilian deaths – this time around relating to the murders of a group of seven-year old children, killed when a US AH-64 Apache gunship pilot overdid his prescribed battle fatigue medication and mistook them for Jolly Jihad insurgents, then launched a barrage of AIM-114 Shitehawk missiles into the midst of their school playground soccer game.
In a statement released last Saturday to the Warmongers Gazette, ISAF Commander Gen Joseph Dumfuck stated for the public record that: "We offer our personal apology and condolences to the families of the children who were accidentally snuffed by our troops when mistaken for a platoon of the Taliban’s Midget Mujahideen fighters.”
NATO forces claim it’s not their fault that combat missions result in what they callously term ‘acceptable collateral civilian casualties’ – due the fact the Taliban refuse to play fair and wear hi-viz uniforms, hence ISAF troops can’t tell who they fuck is who – which has manifested as a one hell of a stumbling block in trying to achieve and maintain the hearts and minds moral high ground objective in this warlord-dominated Third World basket case arena of aggressive conflict.
This latest atrocity follows on the heels of the St Valentine’s Day Massacre incident where an earlier NATO air strike called in by shit-for-brains Afghan forces killed a total of ten non-combatant civilian types, including five women and four children – only to be outdone by a unit of the 1,500 Australian forces from the 14th Body Bag Brigade, deployed in Bellend Province on poppy crop guarding duties, who were involved in an ‘operational incident’ – (the ISAF terminology for a ‘clusterfuck’) - and lost their cool, opening fire on trio of boys tending their family goat herds who were issuing catcalls of “Ozzie dingbat infidels go home!”
President Hamid Karzai and his ruling Kleptocracy Party government recently put the block on Afghan troops calling in foreign air strikes as they invariably resulted in the targeting of hospitals and schools – and the deaths of every fucker old enough to scream and bleed.
Karzai told media reporters “Is it any wonder we have these green on blue sneak attacks by our national troops against NATO’s foreign heathen soldiers when they kill more of our civilians than they have Taliban terrorists – and this ‘Whoops sorry’ attitude of theirs is no longer acceptable – nor the current compensation scale of a couple of goats per dead child.”
Thought for the day. Is it just me – as I thought Dubya Bush and Barney announced the Afghan thing with al Qa’eda and the Taliban crew was done and dusted back in 2003?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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In what has, to the undying shame of the conscienceless Western infidel invaders (and subsequent military occupiers) of Afghanistan, become too much of a regular occurrence since 2001, the Kabul-based NATO-led ISAF high command last weekend issued a yet another official apology for civilian deaths – this time around relating to the murders of a group of seven-year old children, killed when a US AH-64 Apache gunship pilot overdid his prescribed battle fatigue medication and mistook them for Jolly Jihad insurgents, then launched a barrage of AIM-114 Shitehawk missiles into the midst of their school playground soccer game.
In a statement released last Saturday to the Warmongers Gazette, ISAF Commander Gen Joseph Dumfuck stated for the public record that: "We offer our personal apology and condolences to the families of the children who were accidentally snuffed by our troops when mistaken for a platoon of the Taliban’s Midget Mujahideen fighters.”
NATO forces claim it’s not their fault that combat missions result in what they callously term ‘acceptable collateral civilian casualties’ – due the fact the Taliban refuse to play fair and wear hi-viz uniforms, hence ISAF troops can’t tell who they fuck is who – which has manifested as a one hell of a stumbling block in trying to achieve and maintain the hearts and minds moral high ground objective in this warlord-dominated Third World basket case arena of aggressive conflict.
This latest atrocity follows on the heels of the St Valentine’s Day Massacre incident where an earlier NATO air strike called in by shit-for-brains Afghan forces killed a total of ten non-combatant civilian types, including five women and four children – only to be outdone by a unit of the 1,500 Australian forces from the 14th Body Bag Brigade, deployed in Bellend Province on poppy crop guarding duties, who were involved in an ‘operational incident’ – (the ISAF terminology for a ‘clusterfuck’) - and lost their cool, opening fire on trio of boys tending their family goat herds who were issuing catcalls of “Ozzie dingbat infidels go home!”
President Hamid Karzai and his ruling Kleptocracy Party government recently put the block on Afghan troops calling in foreign air strikes as they invariably resulted in the targeting of hospitals and schools – and the deaths of every fucker old enough to scream and bleed.
Karzai told media reporters “Is it any wonder we have these green on blue sneak attacks by our national troops against NATO’s foreign heathen soldiers when they kill more of our civilians than they have Taliban terrorists – and this ‘Whoops sorry’ attitude of theirs is no longer acceptable – nor the current compensation scale of a couple of goats per dead child.”
Thought for the day. Is it just me – as I thought Dubya Bush and Barney announced the Afghan thing with al Qa’eda and the Taliban crew was done and dusted back in 2003?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sacked Psycho-Plod Sues Force
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A Cardiff Employment Tribunal has ruled that a traffic police officer was unfairly dismissed from his job for writing a whistle-blowing whinge letter to the force’s hierarchy complaining he had been unfairly dealt with for acting in an unprofessional manner that would have caused fear and alarm to a platoon of Nazi storm troopers – let alone a geriatric driver with health issues.
The Plod Squad officer, PC Taffy 'Moshpit' McTwatt, a former G4S Renta-Thug Security Agency guard, claimed he was made a laughing stock of and forced out of his job due a politically incorrect bullying campaign initiated by colleagues in the South Wales Scroteshire Police who teased him and wrote insensitive graffiti comments on his locker at the station following a road rage incident in which he lost it – spit the proverbial dummy – and attacked a Range Rover driver’s side window with his Jolly Jackrabbit baton – with the video of the attack going viral and appearing on SpewTube, the online video sharing website – where it garnered 30 million hits.
The incident, recorded in Imax 3D on the police car’s dashboard video camera, was triggered when Mr Ron Madeupname, 74, was pulled over by officers for a minor traffic offence – not wearing his seat belt - but drove away, believing they’d finished dealing with him after he gave them £20 quid each for coffee and donuts.
He was subsequently pursued for 17 minutes along country lanes and when the car was finally brought to a halt the video shows PC McTwatt running up to the driver’s door with his dildo-like truncheon drawn and striking the window non-stop until it smashed – while his gormless companion PC Frank ‘Basher’ O’Moron, jumped on the £60,000 Range Rover’s bonnet and proceeded to boot in the windscreen – at the end of which the hapless Madeupname was dragged from the driver’s seat and manhandled out of camera range.
Appearing at Scrotborough Magistrates Court following the surreal incident, Mr Madeupname, who claimed he thought the officers were giving him a police escort home in grateful response for their £20 nicker bribes, was found guilty of not wearing a seat belt, failing to stop, using a vehicle with a personalised registration plate, having non-standard tinted windows, bribing police officers - and driving in a pair of slippers.
Conversely Madeupname was eventually provided with an official apology for the officer’s barbaric conduct and awarded £20,750 compensation for the damage to his 4 x 4 and £45,000 in legal costs.
Speaking to a press hack from the Psychopaths Gazette, Mr Madeupname opined “You’d have thought I’d robbed a fucking bank – or was some kiddie fiddling Tory cabinet minister on the run the way those two delinquent goons attacked me – and did anyone test them for booze of drugs? Of course not cos they’re all members of the same secret handshake club.”
“It’s something you might expect in Los Angeles where the police are recruited from the terminal psychosis wards of mental institutes but not in the quiet of the Welsh countryside.”
So once again we see Charles Dickens’ Mr Bumble proved correct in his iconic observation that ‘The law is an ass’ – or in this case rather that the uniformed tossers tasked with administering the law at street level are a bunch of donkeys – and the thug responsible awarded a six-figure unfair dismissal payout by the not fit for purpose Employment Tribunal.
Here we have a clinically insane psycho in a blue uniform, with McTwatt’s administrative misdemeanour equating as ‘we can get away with anything’ – being on a par with the Met’s TSG barbarian Simon Harwood, caught on video at a G20 protest demo’ in the act of dealing out the fatal blows that were the direct cause of innocent passer-by news vendor Ian Tomlinson’s death – for which he dodged a guilty verdict of manslaughter and instead walked away with no more than a slap on the wrist.
Thought for the day: Was the old fart in the Range Rover at fault? Yes. Were the gung ho brain damaged plods at fault? Yes.
Hence here we have a total clusterfuck reaction in which Psycho-Plods 1 and 2 went overboard – much to the entertainment of 30 million YouTube viewers.
Thank fuck he wasn’t carrying a chair leg – or a stack of Big Issues – or looking a bit like a Brazilian electrician – otherwise it would have been a body bag incident. Hmmm, little wonder the UK’s police force prefix of PC has come to mean Prize Cunt.
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A Cardiff Employment Tribunal has ruled that a traffic police officer was unfairly dismissed from his job for writing a whistle-blowing whinge letter to the force’s hierarchy complaining he had been unfairly dealt with for acting in an unprofessional manner that would have caused fear and alarm to a platoon of Nazi storm troopers – let alone a geriatric driver with health issues.
The Plod Squad officer, PC Taffy 'Moshpit' McTwatt, a former G4S Renta-Thug Security Agency guard, claimed he was made a laughing stock of and forced out of his job due a politically incorrect bullying campaign initiated by colleagues in the South Wales Scroteshire Police who teased him and wrote insensitive graffiti comments on his locker at the station following a road rage incident in which he lost it – spit the proverbial dummy – and attacked a Range Rover driver’s side window with his Jolly Jackrabbit baton – with the video of the attack going viral and appearing on SpewTube, the online video sharing website – where it garnered 30 million hits.
The incident, recorded in Imax 3D on the police car’s dashboard video camera, was triggered when Mr Ron Madeupname, 74, was pulled over by officers for a minor traffic offence – not wearing his seat belt - but drove away, believing they’d finished dealing with him after he gave them £20 quid each for coffee and donuts.
He was subsequently pursued for 17 minutes along country lanes and when the car was finally brought to a halt the video shows PC McTwatt running up to the driver’s door with his dildo-like truncheon drawn and striking the window non-stop until it smashed – while his gormless companion PC Frank ‘Basher’ O’Moron, jumped on the £60,000 Range Rover’s bonnet and proceeded to boot in the windscreen – at the end of which the hapless Madeupname was dragged from the driver’s seat and manhandled out of camera range.
Appearing at Scrotborough Magistrates Court following the surreal incident, Mr Madeupname, who claimed he thought the officers were giving him a police escort home in grateful response for their £20 nicker bribes, was found guilty of not wearing a seat belt, failing to stop, using a vehicle with a personalised registration plate, having non-standard tinted windows, bribing police officers - and driving in a pair of slippers.
Conversely Madeupname was eventually provided with an official apology for the officer’s barbaric conduct and awarded £20,750 compensation for the damage to his 4 x 4 and £45,000 in legal costs.
Speaking to a press hack from the Psychopaths Gazette, Mr Madeupname opined “You’d have thought I’d robbed a fucking bank – or was some kiddie fiddling Tory cabinet minister on the run the way those two delinquent goons attacked me – and did anyone test them for booze of drugs? Of course not cos they’re all members of the same secret handshake club.”
“It’s something you might expect in Los Angeles where the police are recruited from the terminal psychosis wards of mental institutes but not in the quiet of the Welsh countryside.”
So once again we see Charles Dickens’ Mr Bumble proved correct in his iconic observation that ‘The law is an ass’ – or in this case rather that the uniformed tossers tasked with administering the law at street level are a bunch of donkeys – and the thug responsible awarded a six-figure unfair dismissal payout by the not fit for purpose Employment Tribunal.
Here we have a clinically insane psycho in a blue uniform, with McTwatt’s administrative misdemeanour equating as ‘we can get away with anything’ – being on a par with the Met’s TSG barbarian Simon Harwood, caught on video at a G20 protest demo’ in the act of dealing out the fatal blows that were the direct cause of innocent passer-by news vendor Ian Tomlinson’s death – for which he dodged a guilty verdict of manslaughter and instead walked away with no more than a slap on the wrist.
Thought for the day: Was the old fart in the Range Rover at fault? Yes. Were the gung ho brain damaged plods at fault? Yes.
Hence here we have a total clusterfuck reaction in which Psycho-Plods 1 and 2 went overboard – much to the entertainment of 30 million YouTube viewers.
Thank fuck he wasn’t carrying a chair leg – or a stack of Big Issues – or looking a bit like a Brazilian electrician – otherwise it would have been a body bag incident. Hmmm, little wonder the UK’s police force prefix of PC has come to mean Prize Cunt.
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Sunday, 3 March 2013
MoD Gun Money? Slash Welfare Budget!
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
As the week ended we had the Tories’ pro-Zionist uber-hypocrite of a Foreign Secretary Willy Vague writing memos to cabinet ministers demanding they refrain from discussing the illegality of the 2003 invasion of Iraq so as not to stir up the war crimes sediment of muddied (bloodied?) waters now settled – or else be branded a ‘Bolshie pleb’ and get their name in the Chief Whip’s Naughty Book.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the idiocy spectrum is Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, the UK’s hopeless case of a Defence Secretary, warning that further cuts in military spending would drastically compromise the UK's armed forces homicidal maniac capability to murder women and children in the far off lands of Greater Arabia and Africa, whose nations fly the green star and crescent banner of Islam – and have lots of enviable natural resources lying under their sands.
Alas Hammond, the Tory MP for Runnynose and formerly Minister for Badger Cull Affairs, is a walking (albeit knuckle-dragging) prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds – with a Common Purpose NLP brainwashed one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing, and no personal military experience to qualify him for the post beyond the fact he was once given a toy fort and some soldiers as a Christmas present.
Speaking to a press hack from the Warmongers Gazette, old Dandruff confided - on agreement the reporter wouldn’t tell more than a dozen - that “Never mind this sodding report by the Public Accounts Committee - which claims our MoD sent a bunch of wannabe civil servants out with a unit of squaddies from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment on a ‘shop-til-you-drop’ buying spree last year and they came back with £1.5 billion quids-worth of equipment which hasn’t been used and that such represents an outrageously wasteful display in spending".
“All this stuff was on BOGOF offers and procured for stock – and even if we don’t really need the tons of Poundland’s Blanco and whitewash – that can go to the Met Plod Squad’s investigative teams for covering up lots of the Operation Yewtree and Fernbridge’s nasty ‘warts and all’ revelations concerning Maggie Thatcher’s kiddie fiddling ministers and their secret handshake club fudger pals – and all their dirty doings down at Mrs Kasir’s Renta-Catamite Guest House in Richmond.”
“So on the one hand – even though the stupid common herd aren’t going to hear this on the telly – well, not on the BBC anyway – we receive orders from our Zionist moneylender bosses to get primed up for a humanitarian intervention campaign in Syria before the all-out pre-emptive attack on Iran – yet the likes of that long streak of ginger-mingin piss, Danny Alexander at the Treasury says he’s going to chop a few £££ billion quid off our budget.”
“Hence my argument is that Osborne and Co need to have a rethink and hit the useless eaters again – these unemployed and disabled tossers and bottle blonde single mother slappers who breed like hamsters and do sod all for the country – as our armed forces are forever in need of more bullets – along with a steady supply of bandages and body bags to keep up with all these horrid green on blue backstabber attacks by Afghan troops on ISAF soldiers.”
So Hammond wants to slash welfare benefit payments to fund his blood and gore warmongering armed forces, using the argument that if ever the UK is to amount to anything in the pecking order of the Edomite Mafia’s New World Order then we need an aggressive foreign policy – and the army, navy and air force to back up that ambition.
Alas the chances of our once-sceptred isle ever making a name for itself again went out with Empire’s Day and is long gone - so wake up Mr Hammond. Britain’s prefix of Great has been replaced with Broken – thanks to a succession of inept governments – both Labour and Tory – and especially the 1980’s years of socio-political ‘criminal’ mismanagement under that menopausal maniac Maggie Thatcher and her gang of cabinet office reprobates.
The National Audit Office has warned the government on these issues since the relief of Mafeking – and recently presented the House of Conmans Oversight Committee with a report (fortunately leaked by obliging whistle-blowing snitches) that Hammond’s MoD holds more than 710 million items of 900,000 different categories – far surpassing even Amazon’s extensive stock inventory.
Thought for the day. The UK’s dog wanker of a Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague, has now made the ultimate in Catch 22 hypocrisy statements regarding the civil war stalemate in Syria with: “You can reach the point eventually where humanitarian need is so great that you have to do something new in order to save lives. Hence our commitment to supply the Free Syrian Army rebels – all 20-plus factions of them – with more arms – on the proviso they use them to kill Assad’s soldiers and not go shooting each other and civilians."
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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As the week ended we had the Tories’ pro-Zionist uber-hypocrite of a Foreign Secretary Willy Vague writing memos to cabinet ministers demanding they refrain from discussing the illegality of the 2003 invasion of Iraq so as not to stir up the war crimes sediment of muddied (bloodied?) waters now settled – or else be branded a ‘Bolshie pleb’ and get their name in the Chief Whip’s Naughty Book.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the idiocy spectrum is Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, the UK’s hopeless case of a Defence Secretary, warning that further cuts in military spending would drastically compromise the UK's armed forces homicidal maniac capability to murder women and children in the far off lands of Greater Arabia and Africa, whose nations fly the green star and crescent banner of Islam – and have lots of enviable natural resources lying under their sands.
Alas Hammond, the Tory MP for Runnynose and formerly Minister for Badger Cull Affairs, is a walking (albeit knuckle-dragging) prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds – with a Common Purpose NLP brainwashed one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing, and no personal military experience to qualify him for the post beyond the fact he was once given a toy fort and some soldiers as a Christmas present.
Speaking to a press hack from the Warmongers Gazette, old Dandruff confided - on agreement the reporter wouldn’t tell more than a dozen - that “Never mind this sodding report by the Public Accounts Committee - which claims our MoD sent a bunch of wannabe civil servants out with a unit of squaddies from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment on a ‘shop-til-you-drop’ buying spree last year and they came back with £1.5 billion quids-worth of equipment which hasn’t been used and that such represents an outrageously wasteful display in spending".
“All this stuff was on BOGOF offers and procured for stock – and even if we don’t really need the tons of Poundland’s Blanco and whitewash – that can go to the Met Plod Squad’s investigative teams for covering up lots of the Operation Yewtree and Fernbridge’s nasty ‘warts and all’ revelations concerning Maggie Thatcher’s kiddie fiddling ministers and their secret handshake club fudger pals – and all their dirty doings down at Mrs Kasir’s Renta-Catamite Guest House in Richmond.”
“So on the one hand – even though the stupid common herd aren’t going to hear this on the telly – well, not on the BBC anyway – we receive orders from our Zionist moneylender bosses to get primed up for a humanitarian intervention campaign in Syria before the all-out pre-emptive attack on Iran – yet the likes of that long streak of ginger-mingin piss, Danny Alexander at the Treasury says he’s going to chop a few £££ billion quid off our budget.”
“Hence my argument is that Osborne and Co need to have a rethink and hit the useless eaters again – these unemployed and disabled tossers and bottle blonde single mother slappers who breed like hamsters and do sod all for the country – as our armed forces are forever in need of more bullets – along with a steady supply of bandages and body bags to keep up with all these horrid green on blue backstabber attacks by Afghan troops on ISAF soldiers.”
So Hammond wants to slash welfare benefit payments to fund his blood and gore warmongering armed forces, using the argument that if ever the UK is to amount to anything in the pecking order of the Edomite Mafia’s New World Order then we need an aggressive foreign policy – and the army, navy and air force to back up that ambition.
Alas the chances of our once-sceptred isle ever making a name for itself again went out with Empire’s Day and is long gone - so wake up Mr Hammond. Britain’s prefix of Great has been replaced with Broken – thanks to a succession of inept governments – both Labour and Tory – and especially the 1980’s years of socio-political ‘criminal’ mismanagement under that menopausal maniac Maggie Thatcher and her gang of cabinet office reprobates.
The National Audit Office has warned the government on these issues since the relief of Mafeking – and recently presented the House of Conmans Oversight Committee with a report (fortunately leaked by obliging whistle-blowing snitches) that Hammond’s MoD holds more than 710 million items of 900,000 different categories – far surpassing even Amazon’s extensive stock inventory.
Thought for the day. The UK’s dog wanker of a Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague, has now made the ultimate in Catch 22 hypocrisy statements regarding the civil war stalemate in Syria with: “You can reach the point eventually where humanitarian need is so great that you have to do something new in order to save lives. Hence our commitment to supply the Free Syrian Army rebels – all 20-plus factions of them – with more arms – on the proviso they use them to kill Assad’s soldiers and not go shooting each other and civilians."
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 2 March 2013
Kerry: US Will Fund Syrian Terrorists
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Great Satan’s new Secretary of State John ‘Gung-Ho’ Kerry, taking over the hardline pro-ZioNazi stance of his rug-munching predecessor, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that the good ole US of A - (beacon of democracy / land of the free - and all that hypocritical shit) - is to push Saudi Arabia and Qatar to step up support for the Syrian rebel terrorist groups as they continue their futile, squabbling attempts to topple President Bashar al-Assad, slaughter as many civilians as possible – and Balkanise the entire country as per the Iraqi template – so Turkey can annex the northern provinces and the rogue state of Israel steal a massive swathe of territory below the Golan Heights and into the Rif Dimasq and Dar’a provinces.
Kerry, opening gob before engaging brain, boasted that he had the word from the Kenyan cuckoo that the US was committed to providing direct support to rebel forces in the form of Slackwater / XE’s – (or rather their current morphed identity guise as Academi) - ‘technical advisers’ and lots of assault rifles – specifically the very ones being confiscated from American citizens in an unlawful breach of their Constitutional 2nd Amendment rights.
He further promised an additional $60 million bucks in cash-in-hand financial aid to the Syrian opposition leaders to pay outstanding 5-star hotel bills in Istanbul for themselves and the trains of hangers-on – with any loose change left over to be used to deliver basic governance and other services in rebel-controlled areas of the civil war-stricken country.
Really, where the fuck do the US get these clinically-insane Zionist-funded – and directed - warmongering tossers who know fuck all about the world, the cultures they are attempting to subvert, or the protocols of foreign policy and diplomacy
The fact that Israel and the Great Satan’s ZioNazi AIPAC / ADL / B’nai B’rith lobbyist groups swear on a stack of Torahs that Syria’s President Basher al Assad – (a Russian / Iranian supported client state) heads an illegal regime - that doesn’t actually equate as fuck all as their faction-ridden rebel scumbag stooge mujahideen are foreign Muslim terrorists out for the money and a spot of blood sport mayhem.
But that’s old shit for brains Kerry’s view of the situation – not a fucking clue. “Hey, we don’t like Assad – same as his old man - he’s friends with the Ruskies – and the Iranians – so let’s fund the terrorists” – and that is the essence of this burgeoning proxy war the US and Israel have kick started to give Russia and Iran the finger.
Reading from his kikester-scripted crib sheet Kerry pontificated that "President Assad is out of time and hence to my mind out of power – so he needs to step down and allow a democratic transition – as there’s no way in Hell he’s going to shoot his way out of this little war even with a superior armed force propped up by foreign fighters from Iran and Hezbollah.”
So here we go again - Order into Chaos by design – as per Libya and nasty NATO’s humanitarian intervention farce – with US arms caches provided to the anti-Gaddafi rebels in Benghazi ending up in the hands of rebels in Algeria, and Mali – and fuck knows where else.
Thus as per Iraq and Libya - how can this unregulated flood of weapons be kept out of the hands of extremist Islamist groups – when the guys getting the weapons ‘are’ the extremists?
What’s more to the point, does any fucker or their dog still equipped with two brain cells achieving telemetry and a couple of ounces of common sense believe that supplying these tossers with funds and weapons will boost the influence of the Edomite Mafia-controlled Western governments if they eventually win the day and become the ‘government’ (sic) in a post-Assad Syria? No fucking chance.
Thought for the day. Fuck the Great Satan and the Masonic Secret Handshake Club and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia - and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Great Satan’s new Secretary of State John ‘Gung-Ho’ Kerry, taking over the hardline pro-ZioNazi stance of his rug-munching predecessor, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that the good ole US of A - (beacon of democracy / land of the free - and all that hypocritical shit) - is to push Saudi Arabia and Qatar to step up support for the Syrian rebel terrorist groups as they continue their futile, squabbling attempts to topple President Bashar al-Assad, slaughter as many civilians as possible – and Balkanise the entire country as per the Iraqi template – so Turkey can annex the northern provinces and the rogue state of Israel steal a massive swathe of territory below the Golan Heights and into the Rif Dimasq and Dar’a provinces.
Kerry, opening gob before engaging brain, boasted that he had the word from the Kenyan cuckoo that the US was committed to providing direct support to rebel forces in the form of Slackwater / XE’s – (or rather their current morphed identity guise as Academi) - ‘technical advisers’ and lots of assault rifles – specifically the very ones being confiscated from American citizens in an unlawful breach of their Constitutional 2nd Amendment rights.
He further promised an additional $60 million bucks in cash-in-hand financial aid to the Syrian opposition leaders to pay outstanding 5-star hotel bills in Istanbul for themselves and the trains of hangers-on – with any loose change left over to be used to deliver basic governance and other services in rebel-controlled areas of the civil war-stricken country.
Really, where the fuck do the US get these clinically-insane Zionist-funded – and directed - warmongering tossers who know fuck all about the world, the cultures they are attempting to subvert, or the protocols of foreign policy and diplomacy
The fact that Israel and the Great Satan’s ZioNazi AIPAC / ADL / B’nai B’rith lobbyist groups swear on a stack of Torahs that Syria’s President Basher al Assad – (a Russian / Iranian supported client state) heads an illegal regime - that doesn’t actually equate as fuck all as their faction-ridden rebel scumbag stooge mujahideen are foreign Muslim terrorists out for the money and a spot of blood sport mayhem.
But that’s old shit for brains Kerry’s view of the situation – not a fucking clue. “Hey, we don’t like Assad – same as his old man - he’s friends with the Ruskies – and the Iranians – so let’s fund the terrorists” – and that is the essence of this burgeoning proxy war the US and Israel have kick started to give Russia and Iran the finger.
Reading from his kikester-scripted crib sheet Kerry pontificated that "President Assad is out of time and hence to my mind out of power – so he needs to step down and allow a democratic transition – as there’s no way in Hell he’s going to shoot his way out of this little war even with a superior armed force propped up by foreign fighters from Iran and Hezbollah.”
So here we go again - Order into Chaos by design – as per Libya and nasty NATO’s humanitarian intervention farce – with US arms caches provided to the anti-Gaddafi rebels in Benghazi ending up in the hands of rebels in Algeria, and Mali – and fuck knows where else.
Thus as per Iraq and Libya - how can this unregulated flood of weapons be kept out of the hands of extremist Islamist groups – when the guys getting the weapons ‘are’ the extremists?
What’s more to the point, does any fucker or their dog still equipped with two brain cells achieving telemetry and a couple of ounces of common sense believe that supplying these tossers with funds and weapons will boost the influence of the Edomite Mafia-controlled Western governments if they eventually win the day and become the ‘government’ (sic) in a post-Assad Syria? No fucking chance.
Thought for the day. Fuck the Great Satan and the Masonic Secret Handshake Club and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia - and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 1 March 2013
UK Pushing Anti-Terrorist Scam
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to an ad’ on Smooth Radio this morning, the semi-comatose British public are being exhorted to trust their inner child ‘scared of the dark’ paranoia instincts and report the first signs of suspicious behaviour by their Muslim neighbours to the National Anti-Terrorist Hotline immediately – if not sooner.
Officialdom claims such I-Spy participation by the public is required to thwart the plans of Big Al Qa’eda’s Jolly Jihad suicide bombers before they get chance to air their ‘righteous indignation’ for getting blamed over the 9/11 false flag attacks - and so much since – then detonate their trainers or skiddies in a sub-nuclear weapons of mass distraction fireball in the middle of a packed Brummystan bingo hall on a Saturday afternoon – or fly a hijacked passenger jet into the Qatari-owned London Shard – the latest Tower of Babel architectural monstrosity to blight the Metropolitan landscape.
Since the ‘Irish terrorist question’ seems to have died a natural death with the likes of the Real IRA, False IRA, Provos, Sinn Fein and a gaggle of other spud-munching bomb chuckers too numerous to mention collectively losing interest in suffering the discomforts of a Ryanair flight to London with the sole intention of blowing up one of the Guinness World Book of Big Bangs editors - to justify their exaggerated existence – and budgets - and avoid copping a mortal career wound from the whetted blade of the Con-Dems austerity measures chopper - the MI5 and MI6 security services have resorted to fielding a ‘Grass up your local Terrorists’ alert campaign.
This national radio and television media Islamophobia offensive being broadcast across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle is aimed not only at raising the kitten-shitting hysteria levels of a tabloid and telly brainwashed common herd already spaced out on Prozac and Valium – and White Lightning cider - but their awareness of what sneaky Muslim types can get up to with a litre of peroxide and a bag of black pepper – and we’re not talking about cooking up some haemorrhoid-scorching hot curries here either.
While containing nary a mention of thirty pieces of silver reward for a decent tip-off, the half-hourly persistent parroted announcements implore the proletariat voters of our panopticon surveillance state to be good citizens and turn into super grasses and Billy the Snitch – as that one vital piece of information could disrupt a major terrorist plot and save lives.
So if you see a yellow and black ‘Danger: Radioactive Materials’ bag hanging out of Mrs Achmed’s wheelie bin and glowing in the dark, then get straight on the blower to your local terrorist watch centre.
As the annoying ad’s go: “Chances are it’s probably nothing ... 'but' ... there again it might just be ... that’s why we have a team of specialist officers - our ‘terrorism gurus’ - who know exactly what to do and make split second decisions – such as ‘Shoot the Brazilian Electrician!’ – before he can mend Mrs Achmed’s blown fuse and she starts up the covert centrifuges in her basement again, enriching uranium to weapons grade 90%+ U-235 level.”
The government’s Paranoia Broadcast Service campaign further provides the public with examples of suspicious activity and aberrant behaviour to enable them to ‘Spot the Terrorist’ at a glance.
The Met’s Anti-Terrorist Squad chief, Commissioner Cressida Knobhead, informed one press hack from the Xenophobia Gazette that “Perhaps it might be some shufty bint who hangs her washing out dressed in a burka – and is actually a cross-dressing al Qa’eda operative – or maybe just one of your Muslim neighbours that you don’t particularly like – but report them anyway.”
“This could be some one-eyed Middle Eastern type with a grungy beard - and coat hanger hook for a hand - loitering around the local mosque – or Canary Wharf - and trying to look like he’s a constructive member of Posh Dave Scameron’s multicultural Big Society. But never lose sight of the fact these people aren’t even Christians and like George Dubya Bush and Tony Bliar told us: ‘They hate out democratic freedoms’. Amen.”
“Don’t forget, one itty-bit of information could be crucial in helping disrupt the peace of an entire Muslim neighbourhood – just to let them know MI6 are still watching. So go on, report the twats, just to be on the safe side and our team of trained experts will decide if it’s the real thing – a weapons of mass distraction incident – or just another bunch of the Israeli Mossad’s high-fiving removals men and art students pulling another of their false flag pranks – like 9/11 and 7/7.”
“What’s more, who really gives a flying fuck if a crew of the Met’s SO19 Armed Response Unit thugs get it wrong and blow Grandma Patel away on Stockton Tube Station instead of Mohammed al Patsy and his gang of Shaheed Semtex Suicide Vest Brigade – as long as they all end up suicided inside one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls in the middle of the David Kelly Memorial Woods at the end of the day.”
“So if you have a suspicion that Muslim groups in your area may be involved in contaminating our Greedy Grocer supermarket microwave-ready meals with horsemeat then sent us a Tweet or e-mail – or phone us direct to the ‘Scaremongers’ Anti-Terrorist Hotline and we’ll be down on their case faster than shit though a goose.
Thought for the day. So much for peace on Earth when the Zionist military-industrial conglomerates are forcing the hand of their stooge governments to run campaigns to demonise Islam and arouse the hibernating hatreds of its Muslim worshippers.
Fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to an ad’ on Smooth Radio this morning, the semi-comatose British public are being exhorted to trust their inner child ‘scared of the dark’ paranoia instincts and report the first signs of suspicious behaviour by their Muslim neighbours to the National Anti-Terrorist Hotline immediately – if not sooner.
Officialdom claims such I-Spy participation by the public is required to thwart the plans of Big Al Qa’eda’s Jolly Jihad suicide bombers before they get chance to air their ‘righteous indignation’ for getting blamed over the 9/11 false flag attacks - and so much since – then detonate their trainers or skiddies in a sub-nuclear weapons of mass distraction fireball in the middle of a packed Brummystan bingo hall on a Saturday afternoon – or fly a hijacked passenger jet into the Qatari-owned London Shard – the latest Tower of Babel architectural monstrosity to blight the Metropolitan landscape.
Since the ‘Irish terrorist question’ seems to have died a natural death with the likes of the Real IRA, False IRA, Provos, Sinn Fein and a gaggle of other spud-munching bomb chuckers too numerous to mention collectively losing interest in suffering the discomforts of a Ryanair flight to London with the sole intention of blowing up one of the Guinness World Book of Big Bangs editors - to justify their exaggerated existence – and budgets - and avoid copping a mortal career wound from the whetted blade of the Con-Dems austerity measures chopper - the MI5 and MI6 security services have resorted to fielding a ‘Grass up your local Terrorists’ alert campaign.
This national radio and television media Islamophobia offensive being broadcast across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle is aimed not only at raising the kitten-shitting hysteria levels of a tabloid and telly brainwashed common herd already spaced out on Prozac and Valium – and White Lightning cider - but their awareness of what sneaky Muslim types can get up to with a litre of peroxide and a bag of black pepper – and we’re not talking about cooking up some haemorrhoid-scorching hot curries here either.
While containing nary a mention of thirty pieces of silver reward for a decent tip-off, the half-hourly persistent parroted announcements implore the proletariat voters of our panopticon surveillance state to be good citizens and turn into super grasses and Billy the Snitch – as that one vital piece of information could disrupt a major terrorist plot and save lives.
So if you see a yellow and black ‘Danger: Radioactive Materials’ bag hanging out of Mrs Achmed’s wheelie bin and glowing in the dark, then get straight on the blower to your local terrorist watch centre.
As the annoying ad’s go: “Chances are it’s probably nothing ... 'but' ... there again it might just be ... that’s why we have a team of specialist officers - our ‘terrorism gurus’ - who know exactly what to do and make split second decisions – such as ‘Shoot the Brazilian Electrician!’ – before he can mend Mrs Achmed’s blown fuse and she starts up the covert centrifuges in her basement again, enriching uranium to weapons grade 90%+ U-235 level.”
The government’s Paranoia Broadcast Service campaign further provides the public with examples of suspicious activity and aberrant behaviour to enable them to ‘Spot the Terrorist’ at a glance.
The Met’s Anti-Terrorist Squad chief, Commissioner Cressida Knobhead, informed one press hack from the Xenophobia Gazette that “Perhaps it might be some shufty bint who hangs her washing out dressed in a burka – and is actually a cross-dressing al Qa’eda operative – or maybe just one of your Muslim neighbours that you don’t particularly like – but report them anyway.”
“This could be some one-eyed Middle Eastern type with a grungy beard - and coat hanger hook for a hand - loitering around the local mosque – or Canary Wharf - and trying to look like he’s a constructive member of Posh Dave Scameron’s multicultural Big Society. But never lose sight of the fact these people aren’t even Christians and like George Dubya Bush and Tony Bliar told us: ‘They hate out democratic freedoms’. Amen.”
“Don’t forget, one itty-bit of information could be crucial in helping disrupt the peace of an entire Muslim neighbourhood – just to let them know MI6 are still watching. So go on, report the twats, just to be on the safe side and our team of trained experts will decide if it’s the real thing – a weapons of mass distraction incident – or just another bunch of the Israeli Mossad’s high-fiving removals men and art students pulling another of their false flag pranks – like 9/11 and 7/7.”
“What’s more, who really gives a flying fuck if a crew of the Met’s SO19 Armed Response Unit thugs get it wrong and blow Grandma Patel away on Stockton Tube Station instead of Mohammed al Patsy and his gang of Shaheed Semtex Suicide Vest Brigade – as long as they all end up suicided inside one of MI5’s big black North Face holdalls in the middle of the David Kelly Memorial Woods at the end of the day.”
“So if you have a suspicion that Muslim groups in your area may be involved in contaminating our Greedy Grocer supermarket microwave-ready meals with horsemeat then sent us a Tweet or e-mail – or phone us direct to the ‘Scaremongers’ Anti-Terrorist Hotline and we’ll be down on their case faster than shit though a goose.
Thought for the day. So much for peace on Earth when the Zionist military-industrial conglomerates are forcing the hand of their stooge governments to run campaigns to demonise Islam and arouse the hibernating hatreds of its Muslim worshippers.
Fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Birds Eye Deny Sea Horse Rumours
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Birds Eye, an iconic household name for their frozen food lines, has gone into damage control mode and withdrawn a host of dodgy beef meals from Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves across Broken Britain after a batch of microwave-ready ‘Chilli con Donkey’ dinners tested positive for 25% equine DNA – but are in total denial that their fish fingers contain a mix of 50% sea horse meat and not the advertised filling of succulent North Atlantic cod flakes.
Further, to put down a barrage of black propaganda and typical consumer hysteria, Birds Eye have emphasised that, the product name besides, none of their products actually contain ‘bird’s eyes’ – although they do market a Nomad’s Delight microwave-ready insta-dinner for their Oasis line of Mid-Eastern tucker which contains the Arab ‘sheep’s eyeballs’ delicacy – along with the popular piquant 70% camel meat Bedouin Burgers.
Company spokeswoman Candida Mingerot, speaking to a press hack from the Salmonella Gazette, advised that they intended taking precautionary measures in the UK and any other country that might have a tendency to complain over the odd bit of old nag in their dinner – by performing DNA tests on the traditional Spaghetti Bollocknasty and Sheep Shagger’s Pie meals which were made by Romanian supplier Gyppo-Lunch SA.
“Whilst this comes down to a matter of personal taste and isn’t really a food safety issue, it is clearly unacceptable for our patrons to toss a lamb or beef oven-ready meal into the microwave and then read in the next morning’s paper that the damn thing was actually butchered from a carthorse that dropped dead while pulling some pikey family’s caravan over the Turnu Roşu Pass in Transylvania’s Carpathian Mountains a couple of weeks previously."
This latest bout of ‘horse play’ bad news comes as the Food Standards Agency prepares to announce there has been a total loss of accountability in the entire food supply chain – which they are directly attributing to (blaming) Brussels lax EUSSR regulations that licence any old European-based pikey abattoir to deliver meat inside the 27 member community without a satisfactory standard of checks and balances in place.
The adage states that black propaganda and a pack of lies can sweep around the globe – and back - while the truth is still getting its boots on is an undeniable fact, which has led to this trade description brouhaha now spreading to Tel Aviv, with orthodox Jews in up in arms and accusing Palestinian Fatah and Hamas subversives working at Mama Shylock’s kosher foods plant of contaminating the iconic Manky Matzo snackies with pork.
This weird synchronicity of a global knock-on effect has also struck bovine-abstaining Hindus in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, with religious adherents from both the Vaishnavite and Shaivite denominations complaining that their Dunkin Dobbin horsemeat burgers have been contaminated with up to 30% beef.
Meanwhile a flood of complaints from Africa are being posted on Twitter - with Rwandan cannibals whingeing their canned Honky Meals contain too much ‘dark meat’ which turned out to be rhesus monkey and not the white Christian Missionary as advertised on the tin.
Thought for the day. Horse steaks on the Continent - if from a pedigree Lipizzaner stallion or thoroughbred mare instead of some dodgy Romanian Gyppo’s cart horse – are more expensive than the best grain-fed beef.
So who really gives a toss about horsemeat when we consider the crap that goes into the fast food chew n spew outlet meals with their pink slime ‘Barf Burgers’ or Pukesbury’s repulsive ‘Turkey Twizzlers’ that would make a feral cat throw up.
Just for laughs, does anyone fancy trotting down their local butchers and asking for a 'saddle' of lamb?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Birds Eye, an iconic household name for their frozen food lines, has gone into damage control mode and withdrawn a host of dodgy beef meals from Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves across Broken Britain after a batch of microwave-ready ‘Chilli con Donkey’ dinners tested positive for 25% equine DNA – but are in total denial that their fish fingers contain a mix of 50% sea horse meat and not the advertised filling of succulent North Atlantic cod flakes.
Further, to put down a barrage of black propaganda and typical consumer hysteria, Birds Eye have emphasised that, the product name besides, none of their products actually contain ‘bird’s eyes’ – although they do market a Nomad’s Delight microwave-ready insta-dinner for their Oasis line of Mid-Eastern tucker which contains the Arab ‘sheep’s eyeballs’ delicacy – along with the popular piquant 70% camel meat Bedouin Burgers.
Company spokeswoman Candida Mingerot, speaking to a press hack from the Salmonella Gazette, advised that they intended taking precautionary measures in the UK and any other country that might have a tendency to complain over the odd bit of old nag in their dinner – by performing DNA tests on the traditional Spaghetti Bollocknasty and Sheep Shagger’s Pie meals which were made by Romanian supplier Gyppo-Lunch SA.
“Whilst this comes down to a matter of personal taste and isn’t really a food safety issue, it is clearly unacceptable for our patrons to toss a lamb or beef oven-ready meal into the microwave and then read in the next morning’s paper that the damn thing was actually butchered from a carthorse that dropped dead while pulling some pikey family’s caravan over the Turnu Roşu Pass in Transylvania’s Carpathian Mountains a couple of weeks previously."
This latest bout of ‘horse play’ bad news comes as the Food Standards Agency prepares to announce there has been a total loss of accountability in the entire food supply chain – which they are directly attributing to (blaming) Brussels lax EUSSR regulations that licence any old European-based pikey abattoir to deliver meat inside the 27 member community without a satisfactory standard of checks and balances in place.
The adage states that black propaganda and a pack of lies can sweep around the globe – and back - while the truth is still getting its boots on is an undeniable fact, which has led to this trade description brouhaha now spreading to Tel Aviv, with orthodox Jews in up in arms and accusing Palestinian Fatah and Hamas subversives working at Mama Shylock’s kosher foods plant of contaminating the iconic Manky Matzo snackies with pork.
This weird synchronicity of a global knock-on effect has also struck bovine-abstaining Hindus in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh, with religious adherents from both the Vaishnavite and Shaivite denominations complaining that their Dunkin Dobbin horsemeat burgers have been contaminated with up to 30% beef.
Meanwhile a flood of complaints from Africa are being posted on Twitter - with Rwandan cannibals whingeing their canned Honky Meals contain too much ‘dark meat’ which turned out to be rhesus monkey and not the white Christian Missionary as advertised on the tin.
Thought for the day. Horse steaks on the Continent - if from a pedigree Lipizzaner stallion or thoroughbred mare instead of some dodgy Romanian Gyppo’s cart horse – are more expensive than the best grain-fed beef.
So who really gives a toss about horsemeat when we consider the crap that goes into the fast food chew n spew outlet meals with their pink slime ‘Barf Burgers’ or Pukesbury’s repulsive ‘Turkey Twizzlers’ that would make a feral cat throw up.
Just for laughs, does anyone fancy trotting down their local butchers and asking for a 'saddle' of lamb?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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