In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
British anti-war protesters staged a major demonstration this week to disrupt former Slime Minister Tony Bliar’s shifty scheme to make a political come-back.
Bliar, the world’s joint place number one international pariah (shared with Henry Kissinger, Barky Obama, Bobo Nuttyahoo – and a host of like war criminals and political scoundrels) contrived a plot to appear alongside New Labour’s child wunderkind leader Ed Millipede at a banquet promoting British sports, in a desperate ‘fingers crossed’ tactic viewed as a pathetic attempt to return to domestic politics after nine years of waiting for the ignominy of his sanctioning the deployment of British troops in the illegal invasion of Iraq to abate to amnesia level in the publics’ mind.
Bomber Bliar was forced to cancel an address to misguided New Labour supporters in Lambeth last Monday when activists from both the ‘Prosecute War Criminals’ and ‘Scum-Watch’ civil rights groups were informed by insider party moles of the location and timing of the venue of his speech - and further warned he would face a barrage of vehement protests if he went ahead with his flawed pre-Olympics plan to appear alongside Millipede at the Emirate’s aptly-named Arsehole Stadium in London, where the dinner was to be staged.
The celebrity-studded event - hosted by the likes of comedian Eddie Lizard and fellow war criminal, Kostas Ratfink of Albania - for which guests paid an exorbitant £500 quid apiece to attend - was designed to make Bliar look good and announce his re-entry to British politics as the party’s ‘foreign aggression policy’ advisor – a job he has in the past excelled at: lowering the threshold for what justifies war.
To add insult to injury, Peter ‘Shed Roof’ Hain, a classical New Labour ‘jukebox MP’ – slip a few coins in and they’ll play any tune you want - told media hacks on leaving the Arsehole Stadium dinner on Wednesday evening that he would be delighted to see his old boss back in politics and leading New Labour again – and “This little tosspot Eddie Millipede kicked right back to sharpening pencils, brewing tea and taking the mail round at the party’s Brewer’s Green HQ.”
Baz ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, director of the Stop the War Coalition and organizer of a series of rallies to protest any move by Bliar to re-enter British politics, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “Bliar is a globally discredited scumbag an’ jointly responsible wiv that other dog-wankin’ moron, Dubya Bush, fer the war crimes committed in Iraq – an’ seems ter conveniently ferget that he woz forced out of office in 2006 – an’ now sez he wants ter rehabilitate his political career an’ be the effin’ Prime Minister again – or the President of the EUSSR. So we wonder wot it’s gonna be - a ‘comeback’ – or a ‘scum-back’?”
“Anyway our lads – an’ lasses – gave the twat the welcome he so richly deserves when he got up ter speak at the Arsehole Stadium on Wednesday night. 'War criminals are not welcome here!' - or any fuckin’ where else apart from at the International Criminal Court in The Hague wearin’ a pair of handcuffs alongside Thomas Lobanga and Ratko Mladic – getting’ tried for war crimes.”
“He needs ter remember that we’ve got long memories – perhaps not quite as long as the Afghans an’ the Iraqis or al Qaeda or the Taliban – but we’re not gonna ferget wot he’s done.”
“Him an’ his effin’ Rothshite crime syndicate pro-ZioNazi handlers might well be preparin’ a new push fer the scrote ter re-enter British politics an’ hirin’ Rachel Scrunt as his new spin doctor ter put a gloss on his reputation – but if yer varnish a pile of shite – well, it’s still a pile of shite, isn’t it, eh?”
“We know wot Teflon Tony’s after – apart from the money – he wants a mention in the birthday honours – Lord Bliar of the Killing Fields, perhaps - or how about the ‘Order of the Scumbag’, eh?”
“The Blairite political legacy is one of debt, war, ignorance, welfare dependency, an’ social division – an’ yer can blame his education policies on this upsurge in illiteracy an’ innumeracy wot’s left a generation of youngsters wiv Asbo records an’ as thick as pigshit an’ totally unemployable.”
“Fore-armed wiv the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, we now know that Bliar’s the type of bloke wot inspires yer to count yer fingers after shakin’ hands wiv the dodgy git. After wot he committed British troops ter in Iraq he doesn’t even qualify fer a slot in the human classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.”
“He’s a master of self-delusion an’ a hypocrite writ large – plus an elder statesman he’ll never be. The man’s about as popular as chemotherapy, an’ the type of twat they name leper colonies and gulags after.”
“So bollocks ter a return ter government – how about a War Crimes Tribunal?”
And that, it seems to all intents and purposes, is the unanimous opinion of the British public at large.
Let us not overlook the fact that this pathetic excuse for a Middle East Peace Envoy (sic – please pass the barf bags) was the inspiration for the Jim Carey movie ‘Liar-Liar’ and known to many Mid-East Muslim children as the ‘Bogeyman’ – but to the rest of us, Bliar’s simply the most evil scumbag on Earth – using his ‘Quartet’ position to forward the ZioNazi globalist military hegemony agenda.
Ask the Palestinians of the marginalised Gaza Strip, besieged behind the racist Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe - what the Zionist stooge Bliar ever did for them – apart from go on vacation to Cyprus while the IDF blitzkrieged the place in their 22-day 2008-2009 festive season Operation Kill Every Fucker military campaign.
Tony’s the destabilisation promoter - same again now with Syria – another proxy war to overthrown the incumbent regime and install a Western-aligned muppet government.
Bliar has become an expert at creating false paradigms and conjuring debates and conflicts that obfuscate the true nature of any given problem – and if not brought to book for his war crimes then the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ will apply: ‘impunity always leads to greater crimes’.
To wit, where do we want to see Bomber Bliar? In the dock alongside Jack Straw, ex-Met Chief Ian Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson (aka Vermin in Ermine) and Alastair ‘Gobshite’ Campbell, charged with the following crimes.
1: Illegal invasion of Iraq on false Weapons of Mass Distraction pretences.
2: The sanctioning of the 7/7 false flag attacks on the London Transport system.
3: The assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly in the Grassy Knoll Woods.
4: The induced coronary murder of ex-Minister Robin Cook to silence him.
5: The contrived whitewash and cover-ups of all four of the above events.
6: Handing executive power to a clot like Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown.
Alas, Bliar will never be brought to book as the elitist establishment labour under the misapprehension that crimes and misdemeanours committed by members of their inner Masonic circle must be swept under the rug due the deceptive fact that prosecuting them would destabilise ‘the system’ – their ‘system’.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bliar or his condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of international jurists – and the hapless populations of Afghanistan, Iraq and the marginalised people of Palestine that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day: So, is that what it’s come down to? The ruling elite have woken up to the fact that Ed Millipede’s as much use as tits on a bull and have decided to bring Teflon Tony back to run things? Are they that stupid and so disconnected from the pulse of public sentiment?
Answers on a post card to Rusty’s Skewed News Views, PO Box 1, Penguin Parade, Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Friday, 13 July 2012
Kikester Transplant Organ Tout Convicted
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yet another Israeli abroad - alike Zionist spy Jonathan Pollard, plus the cadres of dodgy Mossad art students, and many more hi-fiving 9/11 removal men besides – has been caught literally ‘blood-red-handed’ in the act of abusing the laws of their host country.
Rabbi Rasa Ja’akoff Scumbaum, spiritual leader of New York’s Brooklyn-based St Shylocks Synagogue for Latter Day Kikesters, admitted brokering kidney, liver and heart transplants for profit, becoming the first Khazar-Ashkenazi crypto-Jew of convenience ever to be convicted over illegal organ sales in the US.
Scumbaum, along with fellow Rabbi Sheldon Ratsach, operated their Poshea-Ganavim Group’s black market transplant organ smuggling operations out of the St Shylock’s Synagogue on Brooklyn’s Scally Alley.
The New York District Court heard FBI evidence that DNA tests on transplant organs recovered from the synagogue kitchen freezer had revealed they came from Palestinian children - which members of the smuggling group turned whistleblowers and state’s evidence as part of a plea bargaining deal to escape prosecution and enter a Mossad revenge-proof witness protection programme – claimed were ‘snuffed to order’ with headshots from Israeli IDF snipers or kidnapped and their internal organs harvested while incarcerated at the rogue ZioNazi state’s notorious Facility 1391 kindergarten ‘interrogation’ and hunger strike detention centre.
Scumbaum and Ratsach, members of the Great Satan-based wing of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Edomite Mafia, were alleged to have charged between US $120,000 and $160,000 bucks apiece - up front - to arrange kidney transplants, and in excess of $250,000 for a full Palestinian teenage liver – with hearts going for £500,000 (valves inc).
Handing down a sentence of two and a half years imprisonment, Judge Seymour Weaselstein informed the court "Although Rabbi Scumbaum painted himself as a benevolent kidney matchmaker, this was a criminal enterprise expedited solely for profit.”
Que? WTF? Of course it was done for profit – where the kikesters are concerned, what isn’t?
As for Scumbaum, as a Rabbi and a stickler for all things Jewish, then perhaps a penalty of a couple of years in one of the Great Satan’s sodomite paradises might be a spot too lenient for crimes that involve diminishing the quality of the lives – and the murder - of others (the reluctant / coerced donors) for profit - and so the archaic ‘shelf life expired’ statutes of Talmudic Law should apply – with an ‘arba mitot beit din’ stoning session being a fitting punishment.
To wit, while donating an internal organ might well be mired in complex bio-ethical issues for orthodox Jews, one laced in a culture of moral imperatives (typically, being so tight-fisted, Jews don't like to donate anything – especially their own organs) – these scumbags harbour disdain and contempt for all Gentiles yet have no compunction in trafficking human body parts for personal profit – nor dealing with the ‘kashrut’ hypocrisy of accepting a non-kosher liver or kidney transplanted from a grungy ‘goyim’ Palestinian Muslim to save their own worthless skin.
With Judaism being riddled with hundreds of ambiguous laws that dictate daily existence, there are a whole host of reasons why Jews won’t part with their anatomy even after they die. To some, it's simply taboo, yet another guilt-laden stigma in an already guilt-laden religion, while for others it’s a non-negotiable Biblical commandment to be buried whole - without any bits missing – but hypocritically quite acceptable to be buried with ‘treif’ transplanted organs stolen from an unclean ‘heathen’ Gentile.
Hence the above about sums up this much-vaunted illusionary concept of ‘superior’ Jewish culture – or rather the inherent hypocrisy of it.
Yet another stellar example of the cultural unqualified arrogance displayed by God’s Chosen People (sic) – the Zionists, who had the gall to hijack and illegally patent the pan-Arabian term ‘Semite’ to describe their very own ‘Jewish / Israeli’ identity – at the expense of the Muslim Semite populations of the Middle East.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yet another Israeli abroad - alike Zionist spy Jonathan Pollard, plus the cadres of dodgy Mossad art students, and many more hi-fiving 9/11 removal men besides – has been caught literally ‘blood-red-handed’ in the act of abusing the laws of their host country.
Rabbi Rasa Ja’akoff Scumbaum, spiritual leader of New York’s Brooklyn-based St Shylocks Synagogue for Latter Day Kikesters, admitted brokering kidney, liver and heart transplants for profit, becoming the first Khazar-Ashkenazi crypto-Jew of convenience ever to be convicted over illegal organ sales in the US.
Scumbaum, along with fellow Rabbi Sheldon Ratsach, operated their Poshea-Ganavim Group’s black market transplant organ smuggling operations out of the St Shylock’s Synagogue on Brooklyn’s Scally Alley.
The New York District Court heard FBI evidence that DNA tests on transplant organs recovered from the synagogue kitchen freezer had revealed they came from Palestinian children - which members of the smuggling group turned whistleblowers and state’s evidence as part of a plea bargaining deal to escape prosecution and enter a Mossad revenge-proof witness protection programme – claimed were ‘snuffed to order’ with headshots from Israeli IDF snipers or kidnapped and their internal organs harvested while incarcerated at the rogue ZioNazi state’s notorious Facility 1391 kindergarten ‘interrogation’ and hunger strike detention centre.
Scumbaum and Ratsach, members of the Great Satan-based wing of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Edomite Mafia, were alleged to have charged between US $120,000 and $160,000 bucks apiece - up front - to arrange kidney transplants, and in excess of $250,000 for a full Palestinian teenage liver – with hearts going for £500,000 (valves inc).
Handing down a sentence of two and a half years imprisonment, Judge Seymour Weaselstein informed the court "Although Rabbi Scumbaum painted himself as a benevolent kidney matchmaker, this was a criminal enterprise expedited solely for profit.”
Que? WTF? Of course it was done for profit – where the kikesters are concerned, what isn’t?
As for Scumbaum, as a Rabbi and a stickler for all things Jewish, then perhaps a penalty of a couple of years in one of the Great Satan’s sodomite paradises might be a spot too lenient for crimes that involve diminishing the quality of the lives – and the murder - of others (the reluctant / coerced donors) for profit - and so the archaic ‘shelf life expired’ statutes of Talmudic Law should apply – with an ‘arba mitot beit din’ stoning session being a fitting punishment.
To wit, while donating an internal organ might well be mired in complex bio-ethical issues for orthodox Jews, one laced in a culture of moral imperatives (typically, being so tight-fisted, Jews don't like to donate anything – especially their own organs) – these scumbags harbour disdain and contempt for all Gentiles yet have no compunction in trafficking human body parts for personal profit – nor dealing with the ‘kashrut’ hypocrisy of accepting a non-kosher liver or kidney transplanted from a grungy ‘goyim’ Palestinian Muslim to save their own worthless skin.
With Judaism being riddled with hundreds of ambiguous laws that dictate daily existence, there are a whole host of reasons why Jews won’t part with their anatomy even after they die. To some, it's simply taboo, yet another guilt-laden stigma in an already guilt-laden religion, while for others it’s a non-negotiable Biblical commandment to be buried whole - without any bits missing – but hypocritically quite acceptable to be buried with ‘treif’ transplanted organs stolen from an unclean ‘heathen’ Gentile.
Hence the above about sums up this much-vaunted illusionary concept of ‘superior’ Jewish culture – or rather the inherent hypocrisy of it.
Yet another stellar example of the cultural unqualified arrogance displayed by God’s Chosen People (sic) – the Zionists, who had the gall to hijack and illegally patent the pan-Arabian term ‘Semite’ to describe their very own ‘Jewish / Israeli’ identity – at the expense of the Muslim Semite populations of the Middle East.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Big Pharma Invents ‘Flab Jab’
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to a banner headline article in this month’s Journal of Medical Guessology, a team of Big Pharma scientists claim to have invented an obesity vaccine that uses the body’s immune system to fight weight gain. In tests, one hundred overweight mice given injections of the miracle drug lost 10% of their body weight after 5 days, 20% after 10 days, 50% after 21 days – and disappeared up their own arseholes after 30 days.
What’s more astounding – and sickening – is the fact the hapless lardy rodents were fed a high-fat chew n spew diet of greasy burgers, deep fried carcinogenic chicken nuggets and killer cholesterol French fries – along with aspartame-loaded soft drinks - which suggests the ‘flab jab’ might allow the waistline-challenged members of society to gorge on plates of junk food shite yet stay as slim as the celebrity Polish diet guru, Auschwitz Stan.
Dr Chlamydia Mingerot, the lead researcher for the Zurich-based Ratshit Biotech, informed a press hack from Blubber magazine that “We have developed a nano-molecule vaccine which could revolutionize the treatment of those colloquially referred to as ‘fat fucks’.”
“This is a two-stage effect that works by first tricking the immune system into creating antibodies to counter the production of hormones in the stomach that make mice hungry – and secondly by stimulating the release of enzymes that send messages to the left cerebral hemisphere of the mouse’s brain that it has just eaten lunch. So Mr Mouse goes happily about ignoring his food and getting rib-rattling thinner by the day.”
“Hence this study demonstrates the reality of treating obesity with vaccination - but don’t abandon your slimming programme just yet and start guzzling back super-sized fizzy drinks and Biffo’s Barf Burgers or Pukerella’s Pizzas as we don’t know if what works for mice will work for porker-pottamus humans that have been eating all the pies.”
While the Kwik-Fix ‘shit-or bust’ pressure wash enema programme never really caught on as the colonic solution to weight loss, there are several over-the-counter diet drugs on sale in the UK – but only one of prescription strength available: the Atomic Energy Commission’s patented Sellafield Formula – a combination of freshly ground depleted uranium U235 and decaffeinated Plutonium 239 flakes which speeds up the human metabolism to an extent that prevents the absorption of fats by the body as the associated tumours gobble it up faster that a speech therapist can say ‘metastasis’.
Conversely, this medication can act as an aggressive laxative and trigger some very unpleasant side effects - such as stomach cramps and loose bowel movements under which trial dietary regime several guinea pig patients actually shit themselves to death.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, another dodgy Big Pharma injection that produces antibodies against something produced normally by the body. Sounds like yet another autoimmune disease time bomb. Oh-ho, zombie Apocalypse here we come again – so fuck it, folks – and stay with the jaw wiring and gastric bands – or get the ‘Won’t Power’ kicked in and simply ‘eat less’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to a banner headline article in this month’s Journal of Medical Guessology, a team of Big Pharma scientists claim to have invented an obesity vaccine that uses the body’s immune system to fight weight gain. In tests, one hundred overweight mice given injections of the miracle drug lost 10% of their body weight after 5 days, 20% after 10 days, 50% after 21 days – and disappeared up their own arseholes after 30 days.
What’s more astounding – and sickening – is the fact the hapless lardy rodents were fed a high-fat chew n spew diet of greasy burgers, deep fried carcinogenic chicken nuggets and killer cholesterol French fries – along with aspartame-loaded soft drinks - which suggests the ‘flab jab’ might allow the waistline-challenged members of society to gorge on plates of junk food shite yet stay as slim as the celebrity Polish diet guru, Auschwitz Stan.
Dr Chlamydia Mingerot, the lead researcher for the Zurich-based Ratshit Biotech, informed a press hack from Blubber magazine that “We have developed a nano-molecule vaccine which could revolutionize the treatment of those colloquially referred to as ‘fat fucks’.”
“This is a two-stage effect that works by first tricking the immune system into creating antibodies to counter the production of hormones in the stomach that make mice hungry – and secondly by stimulating the release of enzymes that send messages to the left cerebral hemisphere of the mouse’s brain that it has just eaten lunch. So Mr Mouse goes happily about ignoring his food and getting rib-rattling thinner by the day.”
“Hence this study demonstrates the reality of treating obesity with vaccination - but don’t abandon your slimming programme just yet and start guzzling back super-sized fizzy drinks and Biffo’s Barf Burgers or Pukerella’s Pizzas as we don’t know if what works for mice will work for porker-pottamus humans that have been eating all the pies.”
While the Kwik-Fix ‘shit-or bust’ pressure wash enema programme never really caught on as the colonic solution to weight loss, there are several over-the-counter diet drugs on sale in the UK – but only one of prescription strength available: the Atomic Energy Commission’s patented Sellafield Formula – a combination of freshly ground depleted uranium U235 and decaffeinated Plutonium 239 flakes which speeds up the human metabolism to an extent that prevents the absorption of fats by the body as the associated tumours gobble it up faster that a speech therapist can say ‘metastasis’.
Conversely, this medication can act as an aggressive laxative and trigger some very unpleasant side effects - such as stomach cramps and loose bowel movements under which trial dietary regime several guinea pig patients actually shit themselves to death.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, another dodgy Big Pharma injection that produces antibodies against something produced normally by the body. Sounds like yet another autoimmune disease time bomb. Oh-ho, zombie Apocalypse here we come again – so fuck it, folks – and stay with the jaw wiring and gastric bands – or get the ‘Won’t Power’ kicked in and simply ‘eat less’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 11 July 2012
Big Brother Recruits Snitch n Grasser Corps
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Thousands of control freak civilians, trained (read NLP brainwashed) in the art of intimidation by the notorious Common Purpose social engineering group, are forming the core of PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron’s expanding Big Society busybody volunteer army of social misfits erroneously bestowed with Gestapo-style powers to issue ‘on the spot’ fines and demand personal information from any member of the hapless public they single out and choose to bully into a state of submissive compliance.
The Twat-Watch civil liberties group yesterday warned that this imprudent and dangerous trend, introduced by the Police Reform Act 2002, is resulting in Plod Squad powers being handed out like condoms at a pop festival – with the 2008 headcount of 1,406 official Snitch n Grass snoopers, which include traffic marshals, private security guards, street sweepers, dustbin men and gulley-sucker’s mates - and an assortment of other minimum wage dildos smitten with their own unqualified arrogance but, alas, Neanderthal IQs, now swelling their ranks to a total of 2,647 cheap labour Stasi agents.
Their numbers rose steeply under the ginger-mingin Jacqui Smith, New Labour’s incumbent MP for Redface and a former Home Secretary – who gained a 10 out of 10 score on the notoriety scale due claiming for porno-DVD rentals from Cock-Buster on her Parliamentary expenses – a howler she blamed on her dog-wanking tosspot of a husband, Dicky ‘Page 3’ Timmins. However, a closer look at Jacqui, the ‘schwein en schlippe’ (pig in knickers) ranga troll and who can blame the poor bloke for needing some sort of masturbation aid.
Twat-Watch has submitted requests under the Freedom of Information Act to the 43 police forces in England and Wales and discovered that 28 of them operate what they term Community Safety Accreditation Schemes – a misnomer considered by civil liberties critics to be a euphemism for fielding a series of totalitarian panopticon surveillance projects manned by moronic and officious pariahs kitted out in brown shirts and jackboots and a Batman belt loaded with a Dick Tracy radio, a Taser and pepper spray - and wearing a hi-viz Renta-Thug jacket displaying their laminated swastika emblem ID badge and an inset micro-CCTV camera to film and record their hapless prey.
While wholly ignoring the Bill of Rights of 1688 and its statutory version of 1689, which is a primary statute that states “All grants and promises of fines and forfeitures of particular persons before conviction are illegal and void” - under the Community Safety Accreditation Schemes introduced by Tony Bliar’s Police Reform Act 2002, a chief constable can give employees of councils and private security firms powers to carry out specific, approved militaristic roles - such as beating alcoholic news vendors to death and shooting Brazilian electricians.
Under the scheme they do not answer to any ‘higher’ (sic) authority and the police forces sanctioning these ‘accreditation’ projects don’t keep track on the Stasis operatives or who pockets the spot fines cash collected via handing out fixed penalty notices for dog fouling, littering, cycling on a footpath or fly-posting New Labour election notices – and demand the name and address of homeless agitators engaged in treasonous acts of oppositional defiance - or domestic terrorism – such as questioning their illusory powers of authority and telling them to ‘go and fuck spiders’.
Thus with the militarisation of civilian agencies, these Renta-Thugs will be empowered to confiscate alcohol, cigarettes and soft drugs such as dolly mixtures from school children and issue fixed penalty notices of up to £80 quid for acts of public disorder – such as a gang of teenage lager louts high on Old Headbanger Special Brew giving the council’s Civil Enforcement snoop a good kicking - which will be recorded in the GCHQ’s ‘666 Beast’ computer databanks.
So this is the latest from the Libservative Coalition’s fascist-titled Ministry of Compliance – the one with the scold’s bridal and leg irons escutcheon adorning the official letterhead – and a neo-Nazi jackboot stamped on the neck of our smitten once-Socratic society.
Doubtless the aim will proceed along the customary tip-toe lines until they achieve the same as the Yanks over in the Great Satan with their Department of Homeland Insecurity and the Federal Emergency Military Administration - and laws to lock up every fucker and their dog on suspicion of not voting Tory at the last election.
Perhaps this is what Scameron and Co have lined up for us. Carbon copies of the US / Great Satan’s ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ - whose Section 1021 sanctions the indefinite military detention of American citizens without charge or access to legal representation.
We’re already blighted with stop n search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act of 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion.
We further have the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011; the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act; and too the Police and Criminal Evidence Act - Section 19 of which means Plod Squad thugs can seize any item they consider might just contain evidence in relation to an offence – such as your snot rag, socks or a pack of Polo mints.
Then we have the Community Safety Accreditation Scheme which bestows any and all from the Renta-Thug Agency: PCSOs and Community Enforcement Officers, Bailiffs, Special Constables, Tipstaffs, Traffic wardens, Water bailiffs, Wildlife inspectors, ‘Wheelie bin recycling technicians’ - and a host of other like officious psycho social misfits - with the powers of life and death over the hapless public.
And to cap the insanity we have the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself - which does no such thing.
So, what the fuck next, might we ask? Loitering with intent at zebra crossings is now to be considered a ‘terrorist offence’ by some Community Enforcement thug or Lollipop Lady?
Ye Gods, what has our sceptred isle now become – but morphed into a mess of fucking pottage - a land of twitching curtains and slanderous fishwife gossip.
We are ruled by pompous petty bureaucrats suffering from megalomaniacal complexes and posturing themselves as Alpha Males – and too Alpha Dykes – along with officious sociopathic morons from the Renta-Thug Security Agency, equipped with single figure IQ’s posing as Community Enforcement Officers – and to cap off the travesty, corrupt social services criminals filling secret family courts with ‘desirable’ children, snatched from their parents as fodder for Masonic officialdom’s kiddie fiddling paedophile rings.
Hmmm, Community Enforcement Officer – the name has a sinister Naziesque ring about it – reminiscent of a repressive, dystopian nightmare manifested into actual reality to perpetuate the essential divide and conquer class struggle. A draconian paramilitary order staffed by officious sociopaths and fascist pariahs that would harbour no compunction or second thoughts over turning on the Zyklon B gas in the communal showers – or stoking the gulag’s crematorium ovens.
Thought for the day: The Libservative Coalition has manifested into a living, breathing example that the Peter Principle is a spot-on aphorism to describe a bureaucracy.
Well, if it wasn’t bad enough kitting these control freak tosspots out with pepper spray and teaching them how to operate a water cannon and shoot baton rounds, now they’re going to be instructed on the ‘safe use’ of the LRAD 1000Xi ‘sound cannon’ that broadcasts a focused beam of orders and warnings over distances up to 3,000 meters to peacefully resolve uncertain situations - blasting the ear drums out of any Bolshie anarchist types.
Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thousands of control freak civilians, trained (read NLP brainwashed) in the art of intimidation by the notorious Common Purpose social engineering group, are forming the core of PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron’s expanding Big Society busybody volunteer army of social misfits erroneously bestowed with Gestapo-style powers to issue ‘on the spot’ fines and demand personal information from any member of the hapless public they single out and choose to bully into a state of submissive compliance.
The Twat-Watch civil liberties group yesterday warned that this imprudent and dangerous trend, introduced by the Police Reform Act 2002, is resulting in Plod Squad powers being handed out like condoms at a pop festival – with the 2008 headcount of 1,406 official Snitch n Grass snoopers, which include traffic marshals, private security guards, street sweepers, dustbin men and gulley-sucker’s mates - and an assortment of other minimum wage dildos smitten with their own unqualified arrogance but, alas, Neanderthal IQs, now swelling their ranks to a total of 2,647 cheap labour Stasi agents.
Their numbers rose steeply under the ginger-mingin Jacqui Smith, New Labour’s incumbent MP for Redface and a former Home Secretary – who gained a 10 out of 10 score on the notoriety scale due claiming for porno-DVD rentals from Cock-Buster on her Parliamentary expenses – a howler she blamed on her dog-wanking tosspot of a husband, Dicky ‘Page 3’ Timmins. However, a closer look at Jacqui, the ‘schwein en schlippe’ (pig in knickers) ranga troll and who can blame the poor bloke for needing some sort of masturbation aid.
Twat-Watch has submitted requests under the Freedom of Information Act to the 43 police forces in England and Wales and discovered that 28 of them operate what they term Community Safety Accreditation Schemes – a misnomer considered by civil liberties critics to be a euphemism for fielding a series of totalitarian panopticon surveillance projects manned by moronic and officious pariahs kitted out in brown shirts and jackboots and a Batman belt loaded with a Dick Tracy radio, a Taser and pepper spray - and wearing a hi-viz Renta-Thug jacket displaying their laminated swastika emblem ID badge and an inset micro-CCTV camera to film and record their hapless prey.
While wholly ignoring the Bill of Rights of 1688 and its statutory version of 1689, which is a primary statute that states “All grants and promises of fines and forfeitures of particular persons before conviction are illegal and void” - under the Community Safety Accreditation Schemes introduced by Tony Bliar’s Police Reform Act 2002, a chief constable can give employees of councils and private security firms powers to carry out specific, approved militaristic roles - such as beating alcoholic news vendors to death and shooting Brazilian electricians.
Under the scheme they do not answer to any ‘higher’ (sic) authority and the police forces sanctioning these ‘accreditation’ projects don’t keep track on the Stasis operatives or who pockets the spot fines cash collected via handing out fixed penalty notices for dog fouling, littering, cycling on a footpath or fly-posting New Labour election notices – and demand the name and address of homeless agitators engaged in treasonous acts of oppositional defiance - or domestic terrorism – such as questioning their illusory powers of authority and telling them to ‘go and fuck spiders’.
Thus with the militarisation of civilian agencies, these Renta-Thugs will be empowered to confiscate alcohol, cigarettes and soft drugs such as dolly mixtures from school children and issue fixed penalty notices of up to £80 quid for acts of public disorder – such as a gang of teenage lager louts high on Old Headbanger Special Brew giving the council’s Civil Enforcement snoop a good kicking - which will be recorded in the GCHQ’s ‘666 Beast’ computer databanks.
So this is the latest from the Libservative Coalition’s fascist-titled Ministry of Compliance – the one with the scold’s bridal and leg irons escutcheon adorning the official letterhead – and a neo-Nazi jackboot stamped on the neck of our smitten once-Socratic society.
Doubtless the aim will proceed along the customary tip-toe lines until they achieve the same as the Yanks over in the Great Satan with their Department of Homeland Insecurity and the Federal Emergency Military Administration - and laws to lock up every fucker and their dog on suspicion of not voting Tory at the last election.
Perhaps this is what Scameron and Co have lined up for us. Carbon copies of the US / Great Satan’s ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ - whose Section 1021 sanctions the indefinite military detention of American citizens without charge or access to legal representation.
We’re already blighted with stop n search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act of 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion.
We further have the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011; the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act; and too the Police and Criminal Evidence Act - Section 19 of which means Plod Squad thugs can seize any item they consider might just contain evidence in relation to an offence – such as your snot rag, socks or a pack of Polo mints.
Then we have the Community Safety Accreditation Scheme which bestows any and all from the Renta-Thug Agency: PCSOs and Community Enforcement Officers, Bailiffs, Special Constables, Tipstaffs, Traffic wardens, Water bailiffs, Wildlife inspectors, ‘Wheelie bin recycling technicians’ - and a host of other like officious psycho social misfits - with the powers of life and death over the hapless public.
And to cap the insanity we have the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself - which does no such thing.
So, what the fuck next, might we ask? Loitering with intent at zebra crossings is now to be considered a ‘terrorist offence’ by some Community Enforcement thug or Lollipop Lady?
Ye Gods, what has our sceptred isle now become – but morphed into a mess of fucking pottage - a land of twitching curtains and slanderous fishwife gossip.
We are ruled by pompous petty bureaucrats suffering from megalomaniacal complexes and posturing themselves as Alpha Males – and too Alpha Dykes – along with officious sociopathic morons from the Renta-Thug Security Agency, equipped with single figure IQ’s posing as Community Enforcement Officers – and to cap off the travesty, corrupt social services criminals filling secret family courts with ‘desirable’ children, snatched from their parents as fodder for Masonic officialdom’s kiddie fiddling paedophile rings.
Hmmm, Community Enforcement Officer – the name has a sinister Naziesque ring about it – reminiscent of a repressive, dystopian nightmare manifested into actual reality to perpetuate the essential divide and conquer class struggle. A draconian paramilitary order staffed by officious sociopaths and fascist pariahs that would harbour no compunction or second thoughts over turning on the Zyklon B gas in the communal showers – or stoking the gulag’s crematorium ovens.
Thought for the day: The Libservative Coalition has manifested into a living, breathing example that the Peter Principle is a spot-on aphorism to describe a bureaucracy.
Well, if it wasn’t bad enough kitting these control freak tosspots out with pepper spray and teaching them how to operate a water cannon and shoot baton rounds, now they’re going to be instructed on the ‘safe use’ of the LRAD 1000Xi ‘sound cannon’ that broadcasts a focused beam of orders and warnings over distances up to 3,000 meters to peacefully resolve uncertain situations - blasting the ear drums out of any Bolshie anarchist types.
Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tory Austerity Cuts Target Pensioners
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In the latest round of devastating austerity measures to hit public welfare spending just announced by our ‘not-fit-for-purpose’ Libservative Coalition government – the first they’ve dared to field since the proposed ‘pasties tax’ nigh incited a bloody ‘mobocracy’ revolution by the pie-munching common herd - Nick Boles, the Tory MP for Old Fudgers - yet another dog wanker who gained election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence - has come up with a spiffing money-saving scheme: “Let’s get the Pensioners!”
Boles, one of Posh Dave Scameron’s toady 'oick' gophers and a brainwashed Tory ‘Yes’ man, aired personal views concerning austerity policy to Andrew ‘Bat Ears’ Marr on BBC Two's News-shite programme – specifically that in his unqualified opinion, all pensioners should be ‘means tested’ on reaching the age of 65 and those who’ve had the nuance – and luck – to salt a few bob away for their twilight years would henceforth be denied universal benefits such as free bus passes / public transport access, medical prescriptions (eye tests, walking sticks, Zimmer frames) or the already-diminished winter fuel allowance.
The pathetic Boles, due his cavalier attitude, has obviously failed to engage brain before opening mouth and overlooked the fact that Broken Britain’s older people still ‘vote’ and has marked his political career for termination with extreme prejudice come the next election, yet argues that pensioners must shoulder their fair share of spending cuts, with the cancellation of free television licences for the over 75s constituting a viable approach to kick starting this penny pinching campaign to turn a profit from our senior citizens.
Boles continued waffling that "We live in an age when we face some really uncomfortable choices and the pensioners have got to shoulder their fair share of the shit that’s coming down on us all – especially the Greeks – and simply doling out £107 quid a week each to a bunch of oldies who are no longer generating income for Mr Osborne’s Treasury piggy bank has got to stop.”
Well, at least the moronic twat got his figures right: single status pensioners get £107 quid to feed and clothe themselves plus pay all utility bills - while this super-prat pockets his fat cat MP’s salary of £65,738 per annum (plus ‘think of a figure then double it’ Parliamentary expenses) – which works out at £1,369 quid per week - while the tens of thousands of the common herd thrown out of work due enforced redundancy are expected to live off £60-odd nicker a week welfare benefit from the Joblesscentre.
The reaction from Candida Mingerot, editor of the Wrinklie’s Review, a senior citizen magazine, was critically caustic and condemning. “Who is this twat to be determining eligibility for pension benefits when we have the equally-incompetent Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith barely muddling through as the MP for Chigley and Camberwick Green?”
“This typically Tory ‘one-size-fits-all’ approach to every fucking thing is a constant source of annoyance to me – especially so as I voted Lib-Dum and Mick Clogg has now become a subservient closet case Conservative and goes along with everything Posh Dave Scameron decrees. Just watch, this scam of Boles, the means testing, will produce a ‘cliff edge’ criterion – and as past histories of this practice show, the wrong people tend to fall off the cliff – so hopefully Nick Boles will be leading the defenestrators when the shit hits the fan regarding his piss-pottical proposals.”
Mrs Gladys Portaloo, a 69-year old widow from Smegmadale-on-Sea had this to say on the subject to a press hack from the Anarchists Gazette: “These tossers piss me right off. The jobless get a meagre £67 quid a week, pensioners like me receive £107 if single and only £171 if a married couple - whereas recent research compiled by Malnutrition magazine indicates a family needs £36,800 to be able to eat three meals a week and sleep easy - without the fear the next knock on the door is the bailiffs. So how do this clot Boles’ figures tally with the stark reality of the true situation?”
“Ye gods, this mess of pottage brought on our heads by New Labour and the Tories makes you miss the halcyon days of the Blitz.”
Boles, a close ally of PM Posh Dave Scameron, is also calling for a shift to policies which he believes will raise the productivity and competitiveness of the UK's workforce – specifically a further significant slashing of tax credits and housing benefit, and a re-examination of what he terms “the pathetic sentimentalism of the Sure Start programme of children's centres” – along with the closure of the Remploy work centres for the disabled.
So, let’s take a closer look at Mr Boles and see what makes him ‘tick’. Well, he claims productivity and competitiveness are his lodestars and anyone who no longer contributes to society has no place in it.
To wit, Boles is rumoured to be an active member of the Stavros Group’s neo-Nazi ‘Euthanasia Now!’ committee, a dystopian organisation allegedly founded by Prince Philip, old Virus Man himself, and whose core fascist policy promotes the eradication of ‘useless eaters’- with Boles being the type of scumbag who wouldn’t think twice about consigning his own mother to the Zurich–based Dignitas Clinic for ‘recycling’
Further, Boles was the pillock responsible for the imprudent, moronic remark that the phone hacking scandal involving Rupert Mudrock’s News Corporation crime syndicate was merely “a bit of a local difficulty blown out of all proportion by New Labour shit-stirrers”.
Ouch! Now, three concurrent – and ongoing – Met’ Plod Squad investigations later, plus a raft of arrests and resignations, plus the closure of the Sunday Shitraker and the break-up of News Corporation into smaller criminal enterprises – Boles’ dismissive comment has got to qualify as the ‘Understatement of the Year’.
Last March this self-same cretin took the Tory Party’s 'Friends of Israel Club' concept a step beyond the pale by getting shacked up to one, Mr Shay O’chel Batachat, in a gay civil partnership.
Thus if we consider the Ten Commandments of the Holy Bible's Old Testament / the Pentateuch to be a guidestone to social virtues that still applies in this depraved modern world then perhaps Boles’ own flawed character traits and moral value judgements might be questioned in accordance with the words of Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 – which condemns 'men lying with other men' – and specifically 'sodomy' - as an ‘abomination’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In the latest round of devastating austerity measures to hit public welfare spending just announced by our ‘not-fit-for-purpose’ Libservative Coalition government – the first they’ve dared to field since the proposed ‘pasties tax’ nigh incited a bloody ‘mobocracy’ revolution by the pie-munching common herd - Nick Boles, the Tory MP for Old Fudgers - yet another dog wanker who gained election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence - has come up with a spiffing money-saving scheme: “Let’s get the Pensioners!”
Boles, one of Posh Dave Scameron’s toady 'oick' gophers and a brainwashed Tory ‘Yes’ man, aired personal views concerning austerity policy to Andrew ‘Bat Ears’ Marr on BBC Two's News-shite programme – specifically that in his unqualified opinion, all pensioners should be ‘means tested’ on reaching the age of 65 and those who’ve had the nuance – and luck – to salt a few bob away for their twilight years would henceforth be denied universal benefits such as free bus passes / public transport access, medical prescriptions (eye tests, walking sticks, Zimmer frames) or the already-diminished winter fuel allowance.
The pathetic Boles, due his cavalier attitude, has obviously failed to engage brain before opening mouth and overlooked the fact that Broken Britain’s older people still ‘vote’ and has marked his political career for termination with extreme prejudice come the next election, yet argues that pensioners must shoulder their fair share of spending cuts, with the cancellation of free television licences for the over 75s constituting a viable approach to kick starting this penny pinching campaign to turn a profit from our senior citizens.
Boles continued waffling that "We live in an age when we face some really uncomfortable choices and the pensioners have got to shoulder their fair share of the shit that’s coming down on us all – especially the Greeks – and simply doling out £107 quid a week each to a bunch of oldies who are no longer generating income for Mr Osborne’s Treasury piggy bank has got to stop.”
Well, at least the moronic twat got his figures right: single status pensioners get £107 quid to feed and clothe themselves plus pay all utility bills - while this super-prat pockets his fat cat MP’s salary of £65,738 per annum (plus ‘think of a figure then double it’ Parliamentary expenses) – which works out at £1,369 quid per week - while the tens of thousands of the common herd thrown out of work due enforced redundancy are expected to live off £60-odd nicker a week welfare benefit from the Joblesscentre.
The reaction from Candida Mingerot, editor of the Wrinklie’s Review, a senior citizen magazine, was critically caustic and condemning. “Who is this twat to be determining eligibility for pension benefits when we have the equally-incompetent Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith barely muddling through as the MP for Chigley and Camberwick Green?”
“This typically Tory ‘one-size-fits-all’ approach to every fucking thing is a constant source of annoyance to me – especially so as I voted Lib-Dum and Mick Clogg has now become a subservient closet case Conservative and goes along with everything Posh Dave Scameron decrees. Just watch, this scam of Boles, the means testing, will produce a ‘cliff edge’ criterion – and as past histories of this practice show, the wrong people tend to fall off the cliff – so hopefully Nick Boles will be leading the defenestrators when the shit hits the fan regarding his piss-pottical proposals.”
Mrs Gladys Portaloo, a 69-year old widow from Smegmadale-on-Sea had this to say on the subject to a press hack from the Anarchists Gazette: “These tossers piss me right off. The jobless get a meagre £67 quid a week, pensioners like me receive £107 if single and only £171 if a married couple - whereas recent research compiled by Malnutrition magazine indicates a family needs £36,800 to be able to eat three meals a week and sleep easy - without the fear the next knock on the door is the bailiffs. So how do this clot Boles’ figures tally with the stark reality of the true situation?”
“Ye gods, this mess of pottage brought on our heads by New Labour and the Tories makes you miss the halcyon days of the Blitz.”
Boles, a close ally of PM Posh Dave Scameron, is also calling for a shift to policies which he believes will raise the productivity and competitiveness of the UK's workforce – specifically a further significant slashing of tax credits and housing benefit, and a re-examination of what he terms “the pathetic sentimentalism of the Sure Start programme of children's centres” – along with the closure of the Remploy work centres for the disabled.
So, let’s take a closer look at Mr Boles and see what makes him ‘tick’. Well, he claims productivity and competitiveness are his lodestars and anyone who no longer contributes to society has no place in it.
To wit, Boles is rumoured to be an active member of the Stavros Group’s neo-Nazi ‘Euthanasia Now!’ committee, a dystopian organisation allegedly founded by Prince Philip, old Virus Man himself, and whose core fascist policy promotes the eradication of ‘useless eaters’- with Boles being the type of scumbag who wouldn’t think twice about consigning his own mother to the Zurich–based Dignitas Clinic for ‘recycling’
Further, Boles was the pillock responsible for the imprudent, moronic remark that the phone hacking scandal involving Rupert Mudrock’s News Corporation crime syndicate was merely “a bit of a local difficulty blown out of all proportion by New Labour shit-stirrers”.
Ouch! Now, three concurrent – and ongoing – Met’ Plod Squad investigations later, plus a raft of arrests and resignations, plus the closure of the Sunday Shitraker and the break-up of News Corporation into smaller criminal enterprises – Boles’ dismissive comment has got to qualify as the ‘Understatement of the Year’.
Last March this self-same cretin took the Tory Party’s 'Friends of Israel Club' concept a step beyond the pale by getting shacked up to one, Mr Shay O’chel Batachat, in a gay civil partnership.
Thus if we consider the Ten Commandments of the Holy Bible's Old Testament / the Pentateuch to be a guidestone to social virtues that still applies in this depraved modern world then perhaps Boles’ own flawed character traits and moral value judgements might be questioned in accordance with the words of Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 – which condemns 'men lying with other men' – and specifically 'sodomy' - as an ‘abomination’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 10 July 2012
UK Citizenship Test ‘Pikey-Proofed’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The UK’s ‘blonde moment’ clot of a Home Secretary, Theresa Maybe, is reported to be suffering another bout of menopausal madness and planning further moronic modifications to the test taken by foreign nationals who, for some perverse, masochistic reason known only to themselves, wish to become British citizens.
The ‘Life in Broken Britain’ exam was introduced by New Labour in 2005 as a bit of a joke conjured up by Tony Bliar’s twat of a spin doctor, Alastair Campbell, and contained questions on how immigrants would go about claiming welfare benefits and suing the UK’s Plod Squad and HM Immigration Service for breaches of the Human Rights & Wrongs Act.
However, all that is about to change and the revised version will henceforth be printed only in English and not every language and gibberish dialect spoken around the Commonwealth - and focus less on the practicalities of daily living in Britain – such as which gutter press red top tabloid has the best set of tits on Page 3.
Further, the revised test will require a more extensive knowledge of why we should be a part of the insolvent, crisis-hit Debtocracy mess of pottage commonly referred to as the 27-member EUSSR Community – and which political party to vote for in future elections – Tory or Conservative.
Aspiring immigrants will henceforth be informed that “Historically Broken Britain is a Protestant God-fearing nation which used to hang Papists, stage pogroms against shifty Shylocks - and burn infidel Moors and pagan witches at the stake – and will soon be introducing legislation to visit similar punishments on any voters caught putting an X in the UKIP box on ballot slips at local elections.”
The Home Office’s all-new 400-page revised format test guidance handbook, aptly titled “Citizenship for Dummies” will see potential immigrants having to learn the first verse of Kipling’s iconic poem “Take Up the White Man’s Burden” – memorise the entire text of Enoch Powell’s infamous 1968 ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech - and be expected to learn the why’s and wherefore’s of characters like Lord Byron, the Duke of Wellington, Shakespeare and other historical and socio-cultural pariahs such as Guy Fawkes, Dick Turpin, Jack the Ripper and Harold Shipman.
Further guidance will be provided on simple Common Law regulations – specifically that ‘paedophilia’ is illegal in the UK (unless one has a Masonic or Roman Catholic priesthood exemption) and the carp and swans inhabiting the ponds in public parks are not ‘fair game’ for anyone with a hook, line and crust of bread - or snare or cudgel – and letter boxes are fitted to facilitate the delivery of mail and not to urinate through if taken short following a heavy session on the Old Headbanger or Tyskie lager.
Thought for the day: Hmmm, the planned questions section on English pirates, such as Blackbeard and Henry Morgan, should prove a 'role model' doddle for the Somali refugee applicants.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The UK’s ‘blonde moment’ clot of a Home Secretary, Theresa Maybe, is reported to be suffering another bout of menopausal madness and planning further moronic modifications to the test taken by foreign nationals who, for some perverse, masochistic reason known only to themselves, wish to become British citizens.
The ‘Life in Broken Britain’ exam was introduced by New Labour in 2005 as a bit of a joke conjured up by Tony Bliar’s twat of a spin doctor, Alastair Campbell, and contained questions on how immigrants would go about claiming welfare benefits and suing the UK’s Plod Squad and HM Immigration Service for breaches of the Human Rights & Wrongs Act.
However, all that is about to change and the revised version will henceforth be printed only in English and not every language and gibberish dialect spoken around the Commonwealth - and focus less on the practicalities of daily living in Britain – such as which gutter press red top tabloid has the best set of tits on Page 3.
Further, the revised test will require a more extensive knowledge of why we should be a part of the insolvent, crisis-hit Debtocracy mess of pottage commonly referred to as the 27-member EUSSR Community – and which political party to vote for in future elections – Tory or Conservative.
Aspiring immigrants will henceforth be informed that “Historically Broken Britain is a Protestant God-fearing nation which used to hang Papists, stage pogroms against shifty Shylocks - and burn infidel Moors and pagan witches at the stake – and will soon be introducing legislation to visit similar punishments on any voters caught putting an X in the UKIP box on ballot slips at local elections.”
The Home Office’s all-new 400-page revised format test guidance handbook, aptly titled “Citizenship for Dummies” will see potential immigrants having to learn the first verse of Kipling’s iconic poem “Take Up the White Man’s Burden” – memorise the entire text of Enoch Powell’s infamous 1968 ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech - and be expected to learn the why’s and wherefore’s of characters like Lord Byron, the Duke of Wellington, Shakespeare and other historical and socio-cultural pariahs such as Guy Fawkes, Dick Turpin, Jack the Ripper and Harold Shipman.
Further guidance will be provided on simple Common Law regulations – specifically that ‘paedophilia’ is illegal in the UK (unless one has a Masonic or Roman Catholic priesthood exemption) and the carp and swans inhabiting the ponds in public parks are not ‘fair game’ for anyone with a hook, line and crust of bread - or snare or cudgel – and letter boxes are fitted to facilitate the delivery of mail and not to urinate through if taken short following a heavy session on the Old Headbanger or Tyskie lager.
Thought for the day: Hmmm, the planned questions section on English pirates, such as Blackbeard and Henry Morgan, should prove a 'role model' doddle for the Somali refugee applicants.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 9 July 2012
7/7 False Flag Attack Anniversary
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
July 7th, 2012: now a full seven years gone – as fast as shit through a goose - since the 7/7/05 false flag terrorist atrocities were visited on London - and while the true guilty parties responsible have never been brought to book, al least the anniversary thankfully passed by without anything else going “Ka-Fucking-Boom!” – maybe due the horrifying fact the shadow government’s agent provocateurs are saving it up for the Olympics.
Alike super-pariah Tony Bliar’s dodgy dossier justification for the illegal invasion of Iraq and the ensuing slaughter of hundreds of thousands of civilians from Basra to Baghdad, the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks serve as a lasting monument to the inherent perfidy of the dark and sinister core elements that dominate the less visible ‘face’ of British government. Those who would sink lower than a gopher’s bollocks to commit acts of treason against the hapless tax-paying electorate simply to further demonise Islam, justify foreign wars of aggression and advance the scheduled implementation of the desired (and long-planned) Big Brother / martial law panopticon surveillance state to regulate and rule over society with a neo-fascist iron fist.
So, while our corrupt establishment declined to stage any sort of ‘Lest We Forget’ 7/7/05 anniversary ceremony - or reminder that might jog the public memory of the sore thumb ‘pantomime’ transparencies of those purported Muslim terrorist attack scenarios expedited by Mohammed al Patsy and his moronic Leeds ‘Stooge Club’ cohorts - ex-Yorkshire Police Chief Intelligence Analyst Tony Farrell and conspiracy watchdog author Nick Kollerstrom, in the interests of public disclosure and the relay of open source information, took on the burden of responsibility with a splendid YouTube ‘Elephant in the Living Room’ production, directed by Kevin West, to embarrass the crap out of Whitehall and Westminster – along with the ‘fast, cheap and out of control’ intelligence services.
Aptly titled ‘7/7 Kollerstrom and Farrell Are Dead’ as a reference to the subversive nature of their joint expose and possible repercussions, hopefully this dynamic duo’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder Syndrome attack does not find them propped up against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods, wrists slashed with a blunt box cutter or pruning knife - or stuffed inside a North Face holdall and dumped in a bathtub – another victim of the MI5 / Force Recon’ Regiment’s ‘Assisted Suicide Squad’.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t8NZhl-ogoY
To those who spotted the glaring 7/7 inconsistencies (just like the blatant 9/11 ‘Hopefully Nobody’s Watching’ farcical hi-fiving stage play) from Day One, then their YouTube presentation offers nothing new but it does serve to lay out the Catch 22 absurdities of the ‘official’ version of events in a sound chronological order – which to the amateur conspiracy chaser will prove a boon.
For the uninitiated, Peter Power, a former Scotland Yard Anti-Terrorist Branch official, and Managing Director of Visor Consultants, was running a set of anti-terrorist drills at the same time and place that the bombs exploded at the very same three tube stations / trains as the Muslim terrorist trio were purported to have been aboard and detonated their backpack bombs. No shit, isn’t coincidence a bitch.
Well, anyone with two brain cells still achieving telemetry will speculate if Powers and Visor were involved with the actual bombings – perhaps the crucial factor that prompted Powers to apply due prudence and pull his Gennifer Flowers style self-preservation diligent disclosure statement to the media before he too ended
up being found dead in the Grassy Knoll Cemetery Gardens – yet another victim of laying violent hands upon himself.
(Gennifer Flowers self-preservation defence – ref’ Arkansas Amateur Rapist Dodger Bill Clinton / Mena Mafia era)
But here Power’s litany of lies comes apart – along with the official line. First, the so-called Muslim terrorist schmucks missed their trains. Oh yes, you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. Mohammed al Patsy and his pantomime gang of Jolly Jihad stooges are that well organised as a terrorist cell they miss the fucking trains they’re supposed to be blown up on, hear the news, say WTF goes on? and turn up at Canary Wharf – only to get triple-tapped by the Met’s CO19 / FRR intelligence agents.
Next, the coincidence stinks of official collusion – ‘conspiracy’ being the more fitting term. The three explosions were simultaneous synchronised detonations (via radio signal) of military explosives concealed under the train carriages – not inside them.
The official forensics report claims the explosives were a home-made blend of black pepper and peroxide. Alas, this schoolboy fireworks / pyrotechnic mix does not have the potent ‘brisance’ to blast the steel floors of the carriages ‘upwards’ as do military class Semtex charges tactically situated under the train. That is state-level technical gear and expertise – which coincidentally, like 9/11 and Madrid and the Bali micro-nuke, stinks of Mossad, along with FRR, involvement.
Next on the Moron Scale of 1 to 10, and scoring a definite 9, we are pawned off with a ridiculous statement that the contracting client for whom Peter Power / Visor Consultants was conducting the terror rehearsal drills is, thus far, unknown. What a crock of shit. Was it the Salvation Army? Julia Middleton’s Common Purpose NLP / brainwashing social engineering ‘charity’? The Met’s Scotland Yard? MI5 / MI6? The Force Reconnaissance Regiment? Mossad? The CIA? Uncle Tom Cobley and all - or actually Big Al Qaeda himself?
Handy entity to have around, the old Big Al Qaeda Gang bogeyman - anywhere a spot of mayhem and chaos are required to create a total socio-political clusterfuck - especially so when it comes down to demonising Muslims and the religion / culture of Islam.
Well, evidence proves that 7/7 served to achieve the objective as the moronic Met Plod Squad went into hyper-paranoia 'headless chicken' mode and started shooting Brazilian electricians on the off chance they might be closet case Muslim bombers on a do-or-die mission to usurp our hated Western Democratic freedoms.
Thought for the day. Amen, Saturday 7/7/2012 passed quietly. But we are left pondering if MI5’s JTAC Black Propaganda section, working in conjunction with the Met’s Perception Management Department, are saving it all up for an orchestrated Busby Berkeley style Jolly Jihad ‘Semtex Spectacular’ during the Olympic Games venue.
Whatever, whether they do or don’t, it all comes down to testing the public reaction to their insane, dystopian stimuli.
Maybe worth a trip down to Flatbrokes, the ubiquitous High Street bookies and see what odds they’re giving on a false flag terrorist attack kicking of big time during the Olympic Games. Have a fiver each way?
Social engineering bio-chemistry lesson #1: State-sponsored acts of terrorism breed paranoia and panic stations ‘fear’ and hence the enforced compliance / conformity of the common herd via the route of increased surveillance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
July 7th, 2012: now a full seven years gone – as fast as shit through a goose - since the 7/7/05 false flag terrorist atrocities were visited on London - and while the true guilty parties responsible have never been brought to book, al least the anniversary thankfully passed by without anything else going “Ka-Fucking-Boom!” – maybe due the horrifying fact the shadow government’s agent provocateurs are saving it up for the Olympics.
Alike super-pariah Tony Bliar’s dodgy dossier justification for the illegal invasion of Iraq and the ensuing slaughter of hundreds of thousands of civilians from Basra to Baghdad, the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks serve as a lasting monument to the inherent perfidy of the dark and sinister core elements that dominate the less visible ‘face’ of British government. Those who would sink lower than a gopher’s bollocks to commit acts of treason against the hapless tax-paying electorate simply to further demonise Islam, justify foreign wars of aggression and advance the scheduled implementation of the desired (and long-planned) Big Brother / martial law panopticon surveillance state to regulate and rule over society with a neo-fascist iron fist.
So, while our corrupt establishment declined to stage any sort of ‘Lest We Forget’ 7/7/05 anniversary ceremony - or reminder that might jog the public memory of the sore thumb ‘pantomime’ transparencies of those purported Muslim terrorist attack scenarios expedited by Mohammed al Patsy and his moronic Leeds ‘Stooge Club’ cohorts - ex-Yorkshire Police Chief Intelligence Analyst Tony Farrell and conspiracy watchdog author Nick Kollerstrom, in the interests of public disclosure and the relay of open source information, took on the burden of responsibility with a splendid YouTube ‘Elephant in the Living Room’ production, directed by Kevin West, to embarrass the crap out of Whitehall and Westminster – along with the ‘fast, cheap and out of control’ intelligence services.
Aptly titled ‘7/7 Kollerstrom and Farrell Are Dead’ as a reference to the subversive nature of their joint expose and possible repercussions, hopefully this dynamic duo’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder Syndrome attack does not find them propped up against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods, wrists slashed with a blunt box cutter or pruning knife - or stuffed inside a North Face holdall and dumped in a bathtub – another victim of the MI5 / Force Recon’ Regiment’s ‘Assisted Suicide Squad’.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t8NZhl-ogoY
To those who spotted the glaring 7/7 inconsistencies (just like the blatant 9/11 ‘Hopefully Nobody’s Watching’ farcical hi-fiving stage play) from Day One, then their YouTube presentation offers nothing new but it does serve to lay out the Catch 22 absurdities of the ‘official’ version of events in a sound chronological order – which to the amateur conspiracy chaser will prove a boon.
For the uninitiated, Peter Power, a former Scotland Yard Anti-Terrorist Branch official, and Managing Director of Visor Consultants, was running a set of anti-terrorist drills at the same time and place that the bombs exploded at the very same three tube stations / trains as the Muslim terrorist trio were purported to have been aboard and detonated their backpack bombs. No shit, isn’t coincidence a bitch.
Well, anyone with two brain cells still achieving telemetry will speculate if Powers and Visor were involved with the actual bombings – perhaps the crucial factor that prompted Powers to apply due prudence and pull his Gennifer Flowers style self-preservation diligent disclosure statement to the media before he too ended
up being found dead in the Grassy Knoll Cemetery Gardens – yet another victim of laying violent hands upon himself.
(Gennifer Flowers self-preservation defence – ref’ Arkansas Amateur Rapist Dodger Bill Clinton / Mena Mafia era)
But here Power’s litany of lies comes apart – along with the official line. First, the so-called Muslim terrorist schmucks missed their trains. Oh yes, you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. Mohammed al Patsy and his pantomime gang of Jolly Jihad stooges are that well organised as a terrorist cell they miss the fucking trains they’re supposed to be blown up on, hear the news, say WTF goes on? and turn up at Canary Wharf – only to get triple-tapped by the Met’s CO19 / FRR intelligence agents.
Next, the coincidence stinks of official collusion – ‘conspiracy’ being the more fitting term. The three explosions were simultaneous synchronised detonations (via radio signal) of military explosives concealed under the train carriages – not inside them.
The official forensics report claims the explosives were a home-made blend of black pepper and peroxide. Alas, this schoolboy fireworks / pyrotechnic mix does not have the potent ‘brisance’ to blast the steel floors of the carriages ‘upwards’ as do military class Semtex charges tactically situated under the train. That is state-level technical gear and expertise – which coincidentally, like 9/11 and Madrid and the Bali micro-nuke, stinks of Mossad, along with FRR, involvement.
Next on the Moron Scale of 1 to 10, and scoring a definite 9, we are pawned off with a ridiculous statement that the contracting client for whom Peter Power / Visor Consultants was conducting the terror rehearsal drills is, thus far, unknown. What a crock of shit. Was it the Salvation Army? Julia Middleton’s Common Purpose NLP / brainwashing social engineering ‘charity’? The Met’s Scotland Yard? MI5 / MI6? The Force Reconnaissance Regiment? Mossad? The CIA? Uncle Tom Cobley and all - or actually Big Al Qaeda himself?
Handy entity to have around, the old Big Al Qaeda Gang bogeyman - anywhere a spot of mayhem and chaos are required to create a total socio-political clusterfuck - especially so when it comes down to demonising Muslims and the religion / culture of Islam.
Well, evidence proves that 7/7 served to achieve the objective as the moronic Met Plod Squad went into hyper-paranoia 'headless chicken' mode and started shooting Brazilian electricians on the off chance they might be closet case Muslim bombers on a do-or-die mission to usurp our hated Western Democratic freedoms.
Thought for the day. Amen, Saturday 7/7/2012 passed quietly. But we are left pondering if MI5’s JTAC Black Propaganda section, working in conjunction with the Met’s Perception Management Department, are saving it all up for an orchestrated Busby Berkeley style Jolly Jihad ‘Semtex Spectacular’ during the Olympic Games venue.
Whatever, whether they do or don’t, it all comes down to testing the public reaction to their insane, dystopian stimuli.
Maybe worth a trip down to Flatbrokes, the ubiquitous High Street bookies and see what odds they’re giving on a false flag terrorist attack kicking of big time during the Olympic Games. Have a fiver each way?
Social engineering bio-chemistry lesson #1: State-sponsored acts of terrorism breed paranoia and panic stations ‘fear’ and hence the enforced compliance / conformity of the common herd via the route of increased surveillance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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