Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The common herd of Liechtenstein hit the polls last Sunday in a ‘political first’ nationwide referendum aimed at curtailing the power of the micro-nation principality’s royal family – labelled by many pro-democracy activists as a ‘bunch of tossers’.
The reigning constitutional monarch, Hans Adam, the Mk II version, and his son, Crown Prince Alois (the acting Regent and a Rothshite-aligned technocrat bankster) still wield a medieval system of absolute ‘life and death’ autocratic power over the motley population of some 36,000 rag-arsed peasants – a total anachronism for a Western European monarchy in the 21st Century.
Now the will of the people wishes to see this authority curtailed, with the Bolshie spokesman of the radical ‘Anarchy Now’ group, Sigvard Dorkbender, pushing for the actual overthrow of the House of Liechtenstein, claiming “These sponging dog wankers can veto any decision taken by the Parliament and it’s about time these oligarchs are kicked off their lazy arses and get a job like everyone else has to.”
One of the main bones of contention with the monarchy and the Crown Prince’s right to veto any Parliamentary bill or decision that isn’t his own or he doesn’t take a liking to, centres on the fact that 90%-plus of Liechtenstein’s population are devout Roman Catholics, with abortion being outlawed and strictly illegal. Hence women wanting to end an accidental pregnancy have to make a covert trip to abortion-friendly China to facilitate the procedure – and if found out, risk excommunication and imprisonment.
Liechtenstein's money-grubbing royal family owns and runs the multi-zillion bucks LGT, (Liechtenstein Greed Trust) the poxy principality's biggest bank and asset-management fund –– and further serves as a ‘confidentiality-guaranteed’ secure haven for tax dodgers and currency rich drug cartels in need of a ‘fiscal laundering service’.
LGT Industries SA actually employs 15,500 people – half the principality’s population – in their pirate copy cuckoo clock and Swiss army knife industries.
However, while their economic cup is a veritable cornucopia of plenty that ‘runneth over’, Liechtenstein is perhaps better described as a half-arsed ‘Dog & Pony Show’ than a functioning nation, which doesn’t even possess its own currency nor field a wheelie bin service – relying on the Swiss franc for everyday monetary requirements and the neighbouring Austrian town of Feldkirch's obliging council binmen to come and collect the garbage each week.
Conversely, the popular saying that you can't win an election against the Prince seems to be proven true as the referendum ballot to curtail his powers of veto gained a vote of 85% for, and a mere 10% against – with a motley 5% don’t know or even give a fuck – and was immediately ‘vetoed’ by Prince Alois as soon as it reached Parliament – hence proving yet again that democracy rules in Liechtenstein, as long as the peasants agree with the Prince.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 5 July 2012
Wednesday, 4 July 2012
G20 Murder: Harwood says “Sorry”
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Southwark Crown Court, presided over by Judge Sir Angus Stairrod, yesterday heard testimony that PC ‘Slimy Simon’ Harwood, accused of the unlawful killing Ian Tomlinson, accepted he might have overdone things a bit when he belted the hapless newspaper seller across the back of the legs with an Asp telescopic steel baton then shoved him violently to the concrete pavement.
However the truth-challenged Harwood, a member of the manky Met’s Territorial Thug Squad, denies resorting to an outburst of gratuitous violence against an innocent member of the public, which resulted in his death during the G20 protests.
The officer told the court if he had realised Tomlinson was not part of the G20 Renta-Riot protest crowd nor posing any sort of a threat - and walking away from police lines at the time (as the damning video footage so clearly shows) - he wouldn’t have hit nor shoved him quite as hard.
To the contrary, the hapless Tomlinson was swiped across the back of his legs with a steel baton and shoved to the ground for no good reason - before dying minutes later on Dick Whittington’s gold-plated City streets.
Harwood told the jury of his shock and horror as he watched the confounding video footage of him being caught red-handed on camera for posterity delivering his vicious attack – then his victim having the inconsiderate audacity to pull that politically incorrect stunt and fall over stone dead only yards from where the assault took place.
“Really, I almost shit kittens when I saw the footage and realised this might be used to prosecute me and secure a conviction for common assault in a court of law - and I might cop for a community service order.”
Pc Harwood, despite suffering from what is now considered by many to be a chronic case of CDS – Credibility Deficiency Syndrome - told investigators in 2009 that his actions had been justified based on the threat officers faced from alcoholic newsvendors, sauntering past police lines with their hands in their pockets and eyes cast down to ensure they put one foot in front of another.
Conversely, in her cross-examination, Ms Sue Fleecem, QC for the CPS, suggested to the officer that he was "a lying twat” and had made up this story as a pathetic act of self-preservation to lessen his culpability in causing the death of an innocent member of the public.
Patrick Scrote QC, of Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot (Solicitors), defending, took the trouble to appraise and remind the jury of the facts that Ian Tomlinson was an alcoholic, estranged from his wife, and slept rough for a number of years – as if such a stream of derogatory information concerning the deceased ‘victim’ provided a licence for his murder and exonerated Harwood of his criminal actions.
To add insult to injury – and at which time Tomlinson's family walked out of court to throw up - the accused Harwood casually described to the jury a list of his options when he came into contact with the 47-year-old newsvendor – which included using his baton and giving him a shove in the back - or use a medley of kicks, punches, CS spray, handcuffs, his voice or ‘firearms’ – or bag him up in a North Face holdall and give him a good booting in the guts.
Fortunately Harwood only resorted to the application of the first two of the brutal ‘persuasion’ techniques – which in themselves were sufficient to see the poor bloke keel over in a state of collapse within minutes of them being inflicted – then be pronounced DOA by doctors at London’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Excellence in Health Care.
As to accused’s mention of ‘firearms’. Que? WTF? The Plod Squad allows thugs like Harwood to play with guns? Oh well, they allow the Met’s CO19 Armed Response clowns to have guns and go round shooting any old Brazilian electrician they think looks a bit ‘Muslimish’ – and get away with no more than a “Tut’tut – be more careful next time, sonny” slap on the wrist.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Southwark Crown Court, presided over by Judge Sir Angus Stairrod, yesterday heard testimony that PC ‘Slimy Simon’ Harwood, accused of the unlawful killing Ian Tomlinson, accepted he might have overdone things a bit when he belted the hapless newspaper seller across the back of the legs with an Asp telescopic steel baton then shoved him violently to the concrete pavement.
However the truth-challenged Harwood, a member of the manky Met’s Territorial Thug Squad, denies resorting to an outburst of gratuitous violence against an innocent member of the public, which resulted in his death during the G20 protests.
The officer told the court if he had realised Tomlinson was not part of the G20 Renta-Riot protest crowd nor posing any sort of a threat - and walking away from police lines at the time (as the damning video footage so clearly shows) - he wouldn’t have hit nor shoved him quite as hard.
To the contrary, the hapless Tomlinson was swiped across the back of his legs with a steel baton and shoved to the ground for no good reason - before dying minutes later on Dick Whittington’s gold-plated City streets.
Harwood told the jury of his shock and horror as he watched the confounding video footage of him being caught red-handed on camera for posterity delivering his vicious attack – then his victim having the inconsiderate audacity to pull that politically incorrect stunt and fall over stone dead only yards from where the assault took place.
“Really, I almost shit kittens when I saw the footage and realised this might be used to prosecute me and secure a conviction for common assault in a court of law - and I might cop for a community service order.”
Pc Harwood, despite suffering from what is now considered by many to be a chronic case of CDS – Credibility Deficiency Syndrome - told investigators in 2009 that his actions had been justified based on the threat officers faced from alcoholic newsvendors, sauntering past police lines with their hands in their pockets and eyes cast down to ensure they put one foot in front of another.
Conversely, in her cross-examination, Ms Sue Fleecem, QC for the CPS, suggested to the officer that he was "a lying twat” and had made up this story as a pathetic act of self-preservation to lessen his culpability in causing the death of an innocent member of the public.
Patrick Scrote QC, of Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot (Solicitors), defending, took the trouble to appraise and remind the jury of the facts that Ian Tomlinson was an alcoholic, estranged from his wife, and slept rough for a number of years – as if such a stream of derogatory information concerning the deceased ‘victim’ provided a licence for his murder and exonerated Harwood of his criminal actions.
To add insult to injury – and at which time Tomlinson's family walked out of court to throw up - the accused Harwood casually described to the jury a list of his options when he came into contact with the 47-year-old newsvendor – which included using his baton and giving him a shove in the back - or use a medley of kicks, punches, CS spray, handcuffs, his voice or ‘firearms’ – or bag him up in a North Face holdall and give him a good booting in the guts.
Fortunately Harwood only resorted to the application of the first two of the brutal ‘persuasion’ techniques – which in themselves were sufficient to see the poor bloke keel over in a state of collapse within minutes of them being inflicted – then be pronounced DOA by doctors at London’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Excellence in Health Care.
As to accused’s mention of ‘firearms’. Que? WTF? The Plod Squad allows thugs like Harwood to play with guns? Oh well, they allow the Met’s CO19 Armed Response clowns to have guns and go round shooting any old Brazilian electrician they think looks a bit ‘Muslimish’ – and get away with no more than a “Tut’tut – be more careful next time, sonny” slap on the wrist.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Scameron Speak with Forked Tongue
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Broken Britain’s smarmy twat of a Prime Minister, Duplicitous Dave Scameron, interviewed by the Broken Promises Gazette, has now finally declared for the public record that he’s prepared to consider a referendum on our continued relationship with the Brussels-based EUSSR fascist state apparatus - but only when his Rothshite crime syndicate masters say the time is right.
In the news tabloid article the cringeworthy Posh Dave made mention that he wanted a real choice for the common herd but claimed an immediate referendum was not, in his unqualified opinion, what the majority of loyal Conservative tax-dodging donors wished to see take place.
“I want to have the wholehearted support of the British sheeple but they need to adopt a policy of long-term strategic patience – and keep voting Tory.”
"Really, these two words - 'Europe' and 'Referendum' - can go together, as Sammy and I discovered to our amazement the other night while playing a game of Scrabble together at Chequers.”
Alas, such talk is cheap, and bullshit besides, Scameron made an election campaign trail pledge to hold a one-off ‘in or out’ referendum vote, then reneged on his solemn oath – which was obviously more at scent than substance in the first place.
Hence little wonder no fucker or their dog believes anything the hypocritical twat says, as Posh Dave’s now suffering from a chronic case of CDS – Credibility Deficiency Syndrome – which first manifested its ugly presence shortly after he got his conceited, cocky arse inside Downing Street.
A cabal of a hundred rebellious Conservative MPs have called for a poll during the next Parliament – somehow deluding themselves they stand a cat in Hell’s chance of ever winning a general election this side of Eternity (nope – the British peasantry might well have been pissed off with New Labour, but the Tories ‘did not’ win the 2010 election).
In response to Scameron’s ‘weekend waffling’ the Lib-Dum Deputy PM, Mick Clogg, an ultra-Europhile, informed the media “Dave’s perfectly entitled, as the Tory party leader, to set out his views on a possible referendum after the 2015 general election – but he’s not holding any such thing while I’m part of this Coalition government.”
Conversely, New Labour’s juvenile leader, Ed Millipede, took time off from playing with his crayons and dot-to-dot colouring book to tell press hacks that the hapless British public had no appetite for an abstract discussion over a referendum on an undefined question at an unspecified time in a future parliament.
“What Broken Britain’s voting public want – and this includes all the under-18 kids and illegal immigrants and tax-dodging pikeys too – is to deal with this EUSSR Federation issue and the entire eurozone fiscal crisis in one fell swoop. We’re well past the ‘what if?’ stage, so let’s be having a vote on it: in or out – and no more shagging the cat and sodding around with ambiguities.”
The UK’s closet case of a Foreign Secretary Willy Vague, speaking on BBC One's Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr Show, opined there was a strong case for a referendum if the other 26 member states agreed to the concept of a tighter fascist super-state union – “following the eurozone crisis” – as if this economic bailout nightmare of ‘pass the parcel’ is going to be solved sometime soon.
Hell might freeze over but the eurozone (and global) financial systems are going to go tits up in a Busby Berkeley spectacular fashion – just to prove the provenance of the Mayan prophecy that 2012 will be an all-round ‘End of Times’ clusterfuck.
However, Vague did concede that harsh decisions would have to be faced when it was clear how Europe would develop - and how the UK's relationship with Brussels could be improved.
Simple really, by shit-canning Britain’s membership of the star-crossed Debtocracy community and moving on. For Christ’s sake, there was life before the UK’s membership of the EUSSR – (thanks to that nasty old Angophobe, Chazzer de Gaulle) - and there will be after.
Thus we ponder, who from the stalwart Euro-sceptic camp might we choose to replace this vacillating super-snob of a Slime Minister who wants to corner us with some craftily-worded referendum ballot which means we’re fucked if we do and equally as fucked if we don’t?
Again, Duplicitous Dave and his EUSSR-fanatic sidekick Mick Clogg are set to shaft us if given half a chance. For the public the core issue is indisputable – we do not want a grouping of foreign states (federation) administered from Brussels and dominated by the Krauts - or the poxy Frogs - that has the power to influence or veto a whole range of UK laws and regulations – and devastate our once-sceptred isle’s sovereign character.
Hence bollocks to what Scameron says – we want a one-off referendum. No conditions, no ambiguities – just Yea or Nay / In or Out.
And the man for the job is UKIP’s leader and super EUSSR-sceptic, the indestructible Nigel Barrage. He’ll give Brussels the big finger – the Digitus Impudicus – and have us out of Europe faster than shit through a goose.
Then once we’re free and back with self-determination, the Borders Agency can get off their arses and to work on hoofing out the legions of EUSSR economic migrants - and freeing up a mob of British jobs for British workers.
Thought for the day. Stellar proof of what a snafu of a Dog & Pony Show this Libservative Coalition government is was manifested in the debacle of an interview with Tory Treasury gopher Chloe Smith - an accident looking for somewhere to happen – (and it did) - on live TV’s Jeremy ‘Pitbull’ Paxman’s ‘Newshite’ programme last week.
Chancellor George Osborne chickened out and sent his sacrificial lamb underling to explain the impossible: specifically what is going to replace the planned £550 million quid revenue earned from the hot pasty and immobile caravan taxes – and too the August-scheduled three pence fuel duty rise – all now cancelled and thrown to the four winds of Fate, thanks to public protest.
So much for Smith’s pantomime sobriquet of ‘The Ice Maiden’ when she spluttered and stuttered her inadequate replies to Paxo’s Stasi-style interrogation – finally pissing her pants and breaking into tears when accused of being “another of Osborne’s Treasury mushrooms – kept in the dark and fed shit” – and again “an incompetent twat who doesn’t know one end of a balance sheet from the other”.
Regardless, fuck the fascist Kraut-dominated EUSSR Federation- and the totalitarian New World Order – they both equate as the physical manifestation and wish list of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and to the common man, not fit for purpose. All designed to benefit the elitist few – to the detriment of the many.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Broken Britain’s smarmy twat of a Prime Minister, Duplicitous Dave Scameron, interviewed by the Broken Promises Gazette, has now finally declared for the public record that he’s prepared to consider a referendum on our continued relationship with the Brussels-based EUSSR fascist state apparatus - but only when his Rothshite crime syndicate masters say the time is right.
In the news tabloid article the cringeworthy Posh Dave made mention that he wanted a real choice for the common herd but claimed an immediate referendum was not, in his unqualified opinion, what the majority of loyal Conservative tax-dodging donors wished to see take place.
“I want to have the wholehearted support of the British sheeple but they need to adopt a policy of long-term strategic patience – and keep voting Tory.”
"Really, these two words - 'Europe' and 'Referendum' - can go together, as Sammy and I discovered to our amazement the other night while playing a game of Scrabble together at Chequers.”
Alas, such talk is cheap, and bullshit besides, Scameron made an election campaign trail pledge to hold a one-off ‘in or out’ referendum vote, then reneged on his solemn oath – which was obviously more at scent than substance in the first place.
Hence little wonder no fucker or their dog believes anything the hypocritical twat says, as Posh Dave’s now suffering from a chronic case of CDS – Credibility Deficiency Syndrome – which first manifested its ugly presence shortly after he got his conceited, cocky arse inside Downing Street.
A cabal of a hundred rebellious Conservative MPs have called for a poll during the next Parliament – somehow deluding themselves they stand a cat in Hell’s chance of ever winning a general election this side of Eternity (nope – the British peasantry might well have been pissed off with New Labour, but the Tories ‘did not’ win the 2010 election).
In response to Scameron’s ‘weekend waffling’ the Lib-Dum Deputy PM, Mick Clogg, an ultra-Europhile, informed the media “Dave’s perfectly entitled, as the Tory party leader, to set out his views on a possible referendum after the 2015 general election – but he’s not holding any such thing while I’m part of this Coalition government.”
Conversely, New Labour’s juvenile leader, Ed Millipede, took time off from playing with his crayons and dot-to-dot colouring book to tell press hacks that the hapless British public had no appetite for an abstract discussion over a referendum on an undefined question at an unspecified time in a future parliament.
“What Broken Britain’s voting public want – and this includes all the under-18 kids and illegal immigrants and tax-dodging pikeys too – is to deal with this EUSSR Federation issue and the entire eurozone fiscal crisis in one fell swoop. We’re well past the ‘what if?’ stage, so let’s be having a vote on it: in or out – and no more shagging the cat and sodding around with ambiguities.”
The UK’s closet case of a Foreign Secretary Willy Vague, speaking on BBC One's Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr Show, opined there was a strong case for a referendum if the other 26 member states agreed to the concept of a tighter fascist super-state union – “following the eurozone crisis” – as if this economic bailout nightmare of ‘pass the parcel’ is going to be solved sometime soon.
Hell might freeze over but the eurozone (and global) financial systems are going to go tits up in a Busby Berkeley spectacular fashion – just to prove the provenance of the Mayan prophecy that 2012 will be an all-round ‘End of Times’ clusterfuck.
However, Vague did concede that harsh decisions would have to be faced when it was clear how Europe would develop - and how the UK's relationship with Brussels could be improved.
Simple really, by shit-canning Britain’s membership of the star-crossed Debtocracy community and moving on. For Christ’s sake, there was life before the UK’s membership of the EUSSR – (thanks to that nasty old Angophobe, Chazzer de Gaulle) - and there will be after.
Thus we ponder, who from the stalwart Euro-sceptic camp might we choose to replace this vacillating super-snob of a Slime Minister who wants to corner us with some craftily-worded referendum ballot which means we’re fucked if we do and equally as fucked if we don’t?
Again, Duplicitous Dave and his EUSSR-fanatic sidekick Mick Clogg are set to shaft us if given half a chance. For the public the core issue is indisputable – we do not want a grouping of foreign states (federation) administered from Brussels and dominated by the Krauts - or the poxy Frogs - that has the power to influence or veto a whole range of UK laws and regulations – and devastate our once-sceptred isle’s sovereign character.
Hence bollocks to what Scameron says – we want a one-off referendum. No conditions, no ambiguities – just Yea or Nay / In or Out.
And the man for the job is UKIP’s leader and super EUSSR-sceptic, the indestructible Nigel Barrage. He’ll give Brussels the big finger – the Digitus Impudicus – and have us out of Europe faster than shit through a goose.
Then once we’re free and back with self-determination, the Borders Agency can get off their arses and to work on hoofing out the legions of EUSSR economic migrants - and freeing up a mob of British jobs for British workers.
Thought for the day. Stellar proof of what a snafu of a Dog & Pony Show this Libservative Coalition government is was manifested in the debacle of an interview with Tory Treasury gopher Chloe Smith - an accident looking for somewhere to happen – (and it did) - on live TV’s Jeremy ‘Pitbull’ Paxman’s ‘Newshite’ programme last week.
Chancellor George Osborne chickened out and sent his sacrificial lamb underling to explain the impossible: specifically what is going to replace the planned £550 million quid revenue earned from the hot pasty and immobile caravan taxes – and too the August-scheduled three pence fuel duty rise – all now cancelled and thrown to the four winds of Fate, thanks to public protest.
So much for Smith’s pantomime sobriquet of ‘The Ice Maiden’ when she spluttered and stuttered her inadequate replies to Paxo’s Stasi-style interrogation – finally pissing her pants and breaking into tears when accused of being “another of Osborne’s Treasury mushrooms – kept in the dark and fed shit” – and again “an incompetent twat who doesn’t know one end of a balance sheet from the other”.
Regardless, fuck the fascist Kraut-dominated EUSSR Federation- and the totalitarian New World Order – they both equate as the physical manifestation and wish list of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and to the common man, not fit for purpose. All designed to benefit the elitist few – to the detriment of the many.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
NATO Troops Train Afghans to Kill Them
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The latest bad news on digital radio’s 7:62 FM Warmonger Channel claims four British soldiers have been shot, with one wounded and three snuffed by an Afghan Plod Squad constable in the Third World shithole’s rebellious Bellend Province. Early reports state that two troopers served with the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and two with the 14th Body Bag Brigade.
The MoD issued a statement confirming that the deceased squaddie’s next of kin had been informed and said the soldiers were shot and fatally wounded on Sunday as they manned a checkpoint – which brings the headcount of foreign military personnel killed in rogue shootings by Afghan military and police this year to a score plus six.
Ironically, the soldiers were part of the ill-fated ISAF force, tasked with training their Afghan counterparts to kill ahead of the star-crossed planned handover of security responsibility to President Hamid Kami-Karzai’s Kleptocracy Party government, scheduled for 2014 when they’ll take over guarding the Socal gas pipeline and the opium poppy crops.
The up-close and confidential ambush shooting occurred at Checkpoint Kona Ka Dzha just outside the village of Ghwal Ukhura, where the soldiers were assigned to monitor the local opium trade traffic, but had been distracted by the staging of a Victoria’s Secret ‘Sexy Burkah’ party at a nearby hovel – and were shot from behind by PC Achmed Jaffacake of the National Civil Order Police as they peered through the windows for a quick perv’.
Well, so much for the background checks carried out on Afghan troops and police in a bid to ensure that the minimum wage peasants getting hired are not raving Muslim Brotherhood fanatics who simply hate Western Democratic freedoms - nor sympathetic to the Al Qaeda, Jolly Jihad or Taliban insurgent factions likely to propagate ‘green on blue’ attacks – the instance where Afghan security or police forces open fire on their ‘supposed’ Western infidel allies – and have so far snuffed 26 ISAF personnel his year, compared with 35 for the whole of 2011.
The UK’s Tory numbskull of a Defence Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, continuing to push the threadbare and clichéd propaganda soundbite line that NATO troops are in Afghanistan to ‘help’ the people, has condemned the back-stabbing behaviour of the gunman as ‘cowardly’.
To Secretary Hammond (a very poor replacement for Dr Liam Pox and his slick poofter sidekick and pro-Zionist gopher Adam Qwerty) we have this to say: “Wake up, you dozy clot – the NATO Coalition of the Warmongers are the occupying military force in some other fucker’s sovereign nation and hence the Afghan Taliban – amongst numerous other anti-infidel rebel groups – have legions of Fifth Columnists infiltrated throughout the entire NATO structure – and the graft and corruption-ridden Kabul government.
These people are neither ‘cowards’ not Jolly Jihad ‘terrorists’ - they’re ‘Patriots’ – spelled with a large capital P - fighting a guerrilla war against the insidious armies of the Great Satan and their ZioNazi proxies – from whom Broken Britain’s New Labour PM Tony Bliar accepted thirty pieces of silver and signed in blood on the dotted line – and committed our hapless troops to Purgatory in the name of neo-colonial expansion.
Hence, through the flawed game plan of the US-dominated command structure, these guys are working from a ‘win-win’ advantage situation, as the NATO forces not only provide military training but arm them as well. How’s that for a strategic first?
Much to the undying shame of the degenerate Western powers – and here History will not treat them kindly - their diplomatic sanctions are a harbinger of the Warzone – and their touch is Death.
Everywhere they trespass in the duplicitous name of ‘humanitarian intervention’ or ‘weapons of mass distraction’ to enforce regime change is followed by Four Horsemen, and havoc, mayhem and chaos become the order of the day as their invaded lands are Balkanised, the natural resources exploited, and brother turned against brother in pursuit of delusional sectarian ideology.
Thought for the day: So, here we are again, the old flawed propaganda adage about ‘hearts and minds’ – obviously overlooking the fact that back in February, Pan-Islamic public opinion against the foreign forces in Afghanistan was inflamed to the resentment chain reaction point by revelations that US troops at the Bagram Air Base had purposely and with malice aforethought, burned copies of the Holy Koran as a “Fuck you, Mohammed!” anti-Islamic gesture.
Then we have an array of platoon gangsta piccies – plus the damning YouTube videos - of a troop of Neanderthal US Marines pissing on the dead bodies of Taliban rebels – an act of desecration only surpassed by the March incidence of a squad of drunken and stoned GI homicidal maniacs from the 3rd Psycho Brigade Combat Team of the US 2nd Infantry Division, slaughtering a total of 16 members of a family, including 9 children and 3 women - in what was supposed to be a ‘village stability operation’- a fubar of atrocity that has since been ‘tactically’ blamed on a single Section 8 head-banger scapegoat, Staff Sergeant Billy Bob Redneck.
Watch this space for more of the same. To wit, any student of history has no need of a crystal ball or the power of clairvoyance, to foresee the end product of the purported 2014 NATO / ISAF military withdrawal – specifically a repeat of the Soviet pull-out.
If the super-slimy US stooge of a President, Hamid Kami-Karzai doesn’t leave with the NATO troops then he’ll meet the same fate (or worse) as Mohammad Najibullah Ahmadzai did in September 1996 – dragged out of his hidey hole in the UN Compound in Kabul by the victorious Taliban forces, strung up by the thumbs and publicly castrated – then other bits of his anatomy sliced off before being dragged around the capital behind a ZIS-151 Soviet army truck until his corpse took on the appearance of an abattoir doormat and was finally strung up on the traffic lights at the intersection of Seh Aqrab Rd and Pul-e-Surkha – symbolically right opposite the Ministry of Higher Education - as a macabre tourist attraction - and for the ravens to peck at.
Afghanistan: the Graveyard of Empires!
Regardless, fuck the Great Satan and NATO, and the Zionist’s Foreign Policy Initiative and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The latest bad news on digital radio’s 7:62 FM Warmonger Channel claims four British soldiers have been shot, with one wounded and three snuffed by an Afghan Plod Squad constable in the Third World shithole’s rebellious Bellend Province. Early reports state that two troopers served with the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and two with the 14th Body Bag Brigade.
The MoD issued a statement confirming that the deceased squaddie’s next of kin had been informed and said the soldiers were shot and fatally wounded on Sunday as they manned a checkpoint – which brings the headcount of foreign military personnel killed in rogue shootings by Afghan military and police this year to a score plus six.
Ironically, the soldiers were part of the ill-fated ISAF force, tasked with training their Afghan counterparts to kill ahead of the star-crossed planned handover of security responsibility to President Hamid Kami-Karzai’s Kleptocracy Party government, scheduled for 2014 when they’ll take over guarding the Socal gas pipeline and the opium poppy crops.
The up-close and confidential ambush shooting occurred at Checkpoint Kona Ka Dzha just outside the village of Ghwal Ukhura, where the soldiers were assigned to monitor the local opium trade traffic, but had been distracted by the staging of a Victoria’s Secret ‘Sexy Burkah’ party at a nearby hovel – and were shot from behind by PC Achmed Jaffacake of the National Civil Order Police as they peered through the windows for a quick perv’.
Well, so much for the background checks carried out on Afghan troops and police in a bid to ensure that the minimum wage peasants getting hired are not raving Muslim Brotherhood fanatics who simply hate Western Democratic freedoms - nor sympathetic to the Al Qaeda, Jolly Jihad or Taliban insurgent factions likely to propagate ‘green on blue’ attacks – the instance where Afghan security or police forces open fire on their ‘supposed’ Western infidel allies – and have so far snuffed 26 ISAF personnel his year, compared with 35 for the whole of 2011.
The UK’s Tory numbskull of a Defence Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, continuing to push the threadbare and clichéd propaganda soundbite line that NATO troops are in Afghanistan to ‘help’ the people, has condemned the back-stabbing behaviour of the gunman as ‘cowardly’.
To Secretary Hammond (a very poor replacement for Dr Liam Pox and his slick poofter sidekick and pro-Zionist gopher Adam Qwerty) we have this to say: “Wake up, you dozy clot – the NATO Coalition of the Warmongers are the occupying military force in some other fucker’s sovereign nation and hence the Afghan Taliban – amongst numerous other anti-infidel rebel groups – have legions of Fifth Columnists infiltrated throughout the entire NATO structure – and the graft and corruption-ridden Kabul government.
These people are neither ‘cowards’ not Jolly Jihad ‘terrorists’ - they’re ‘Patriots’ – spelled with a large capital P - fighting a guerrilla war against the insidious armies of the Great Satan and their ZioNazi proxies – from whom Broken Britain’s New Labour PM Tony Bliar accepted thirty pieces of silver and signed in blood on the dotted line – and committed our hapless troops to Purgatory in the name of neo-colonial expansion.
Hence, through the flawed game plan of the US-dominated command structure, these guys are working from a ‘win-win’ advantage situation, as the NATO forces not only provide military training but arm them as well. How’s that for a strategic first?
Much to the undying shame of the degenerate Western powers – and here History will not treat them kindly - their diplomatic sanctions are a harbinger of the Warzone – and their touch is Death.
Everywhere they trespass in the duplicitous name of ‘humanitarian intervention’ or ‘weapons of mass distraction’ to enforce regime change is followed by Four Horsemen, and havoc, mayhem and chaos become the order of the day as their invaded lands are Balkanised, the natural resources exploited, and brother turned against brother in pursuit of delusional sectarian ideology.
Thought for the day: So, here we are again, the old flawed propaganda adage about ‘hearts and minds’ – obviously overlooking the fact that back in February, Pan-Islamic public opinion against the foreign forces in Afghanistan was inflamed to the resentment chain reaction point by revelations that US troops at the Bagram Air Base had purposely and with malice aforethought, burned copies of the Holy Koran as a “Fuck you, Mohammed!” anti-Islamic gesture.
Then we have an array of platoon gangsta piccies – plus the damning YouTube videos - of a troop of Neanderthal US Marines pissing on the dead bodies of Taliban rebels – an act of desecration only surpassed by the March incidence of a squad of drunken and stoned GI homicidal maniacs from the 3rd Psycho Brigade Combat Team of the US 2nd Infantry Division, slaughtering a total of 16 members of a family, including 9 children and 3 women - in what was supposed to be a ‘village stability operation’- a fubar of atrocity that has since been ‘tactically’ blamed on a single Section 8 head-banger scapegoat, Staff Sergeant Billy Bob Redneck.
Watch this space for more of the same. To wit, any student of history has no need of a crystal ball or the power of clairvoyance, to foresee the end product of the purported 2014 NATO / ISAF military withdrawal – specifically a repeat of the Soviet pull-out.
If the super-slimy US stooge of a President, Hamid Kami-Karzai doesn’t leave with the NATO troops then he’ll meet the same fate (or worse) as Mohammad Najibullah Ahmadzai did in September 1996 – dragged out of his hidey hole in the UN Compound in Kabul by the victorious Taliban forces, strung up by the thumbs and publicly castrated – then other bits of his anatomy sliced off before being dragged around the capital behind a ZIS-151 Soviet army truck until his corpse took on the appearance of an abattoir doormat and was finally strung up on the traffic lights at the intersection of Seh Aqrab Rd and Pul-e-Surkha – symbolically right opposite the Ministry of Higher Education - as a macabre tourist attraction - and for the ravens to peck at.
Afghanistan: the Graveyard of Empires!
Regardless, fuck the Great Satan and NATO, and the Zionist’s Foreign Policy Initiative and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 2 July 2012
Israelis Stage Holohoax Survivor Show
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In yet another typical display of sickening bad taste aimed at proving to the world their personalised brand of sympathy-generating perpetual suffering and whinge-ridden victimhood remain the core foundations at the heart of the Ashkenazi kikester Zionist culture, the Israelis last Thursday staged no less than a Miss Glamorous Holohoax Survivor pageant.
Further pushing their iconic money-spinning Holohoax brand to the max in this latest publicity stunt, broadcast live on raving Rupert Mudrock’s Sky ‘Puke Channel’, the show’s organiser, zillionaire Israeli impresario Shylock Shittbag, congratulated and crowned 79-year old grandmother Golda Gorgonsky as the pageant’s winner.
Mrs Gorgonsky, looking to all intents and purposes to be a few shots short on the Botox treatment, claims – like Elie Weaselstein before her - to have been an inmate at the Nazi’s Auschwitz-Birkenau holiday camp and sported a row of numbers tattooed on her left forearm - when incarcerated in 1941 - along with a photo of herself posing with a group of SS guards under the camp’s Arbeit Macht Frei welcome sign.
Gorgonsky tells that she fled her home in Brzezinka as a child when Hilter’s troops invaded Poland, hid in the forest and was rescued by a Roman Catholic priest from the St Sodoms Monastry for Latter Day Pederasts – but after two years of getting buggered and playing the part of the monk’s o’chel batachat three-hole whore - decided life in a concentration camp couldn’t be any worse so opted for voluntary internment at nearby Auschwitz.
Speaking to one press hack from the Hasbara Gazette, Mrs Gorgonsky related “Yes, I survived the camps and they say that God moves in mysterious ways as these numbers tattooed on my arm have won top prizes in the weekly Nesheker Lotto four times already.”
Billed by organizer Shylock Shittbag as a ‘celebration of the macabre’, the three hundred wizened old harpies from across Israel who registered for the competition were whittled down to fourteen finalists who boast they lived through the ‘ups and downs’ of World War Two and paraded on stage at Haifa’s ‘Sluts n Slappers Club’ last Thursday night clad in bikinis and sequins, all vying for the questionable honour of being Israel’s first ‘Miss Glamorous Holohoax Survivor’.
Conversely, Chlamydia Mingerot, spokeswoman for the UN Human Rights & Wrongs Council, slammed the pageant with a stream of harsh criticism, stating for the public record “This is the doing of those money-grubbing Khazar-Ashkenazi secular Jews of convenience – the crypto-kikes that promote the insidious cult of Zionism.”
“The entire shebang is a sickening display of emotive propaganda conjured up to further demonise the Krauts and remind them of their largely concocted past sins regarding the controversial and questionable extent and end game statistics of the Holohoax’s actual toll of human victims – hence pressure them via the route of conscience into supplying more freebie nuclear-capable Dolphin class submarines to the Israeli navy.”
“If it’s ‘sympathy’ they’re after, well it’s in the dictionary – located squarely between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’. So, what’s next we wonder – a Reality TV ‘Gas Chamber Survivor’ show?”
Bone of contention: The first series of tattooed prisoner numbers was introduced by the SS at their forced labour camps in May 1940 and remained in use until January 1945, ending with the number 402,499 – quite a few short of the vaunted ‘6,000,000’- plus figure for Jews alone – which did in fact include Slavs, Gypsies (der Zigeuner), police prisoners – and any other fucker and their dog whose face didn’t quite fit the Nazi's convoluted Aryan scheme of things.
Thought for the day: On the vomitous subject of ethnic cleansing and genocide, human rights abuses and war crimes, how about a Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) Memorial Day being staged on the 15th May to celebrate the start of the Palestinian Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’ – in 1948 – when their sovereign state was stolen from them by the ZioNazi kikester terrorist Stern Gang, and the Haganah and the Irgun?
(Celebration of the Yawm an-Nakbah – by Palestinians – is currently banned by the occupying Israeli forces whose nutty Knesset master, PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, does not like being reminded of the fact their Promised Land is actually someone else’s country)
Hey, perhaps we can get Mr Shittbag to stage a similar ‘Holohoax’ reality television series, highlighting the hapless populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip coastal enclave - besieged behind the Israeli’s racist 30-foot high Great Apartheid Walls in the biggest Nazi Holocaust style concentration camps on the planet.
Then perhaps garner the opinions and condemnations from a coven of talking head pundits pushing for a Nuremberg 2 War Crimes Tribunal to mete out the weight of justice against the belligerent Israeli politicians – and perhaps a Survivors Hour section to interview Palestinian prisoners – men, women and children - who’ve endured hunger strikes in Israeli prisons and being tortured at the notorious Facility 1391 interrogation facility – and how they were lucky to get out alive from this centre of supply for the Rabid Rabbi’s illegal transplant organ black market – with only one kidney or half their liver missing.
Black humour and acid sarcasm aside, fuck the ZioNazi kikesters and their PNAC / Foreign Policy Initiative / New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In yet another typical display of sickening bad taste aimed at proving to the world their personalised brand of sympathy-generating perpetual suffering and whinge-ridden victimhood remain the core foundations at the heart of the Ashkenazi kikester Zionist culture, the Israelis last Thursday staged no less than a Miss Glamorous Holohoax Survivor pageant.
Further pushing their iconic money-spinning Holohoax brand to the max in this latest publicity stunt, broadcast live on raving Rupert Mudrock’s Sky ‘Puke Channel’, the show’s organiser, zillionaire Israeli impresario Shylock Shittbag, congratulated and crowned 79-year old grandmother Golda Gorgonsky as the pageant’s winner.
Mrs Gorgonsky, looking to all intents and purposes to be a few shots short on the Botox treatment, claims – like Elie Weaselstein before her - to have been an inmate at the Nazi’s Auschwitz-Birkenau holiday camp and sported a row of numbers tattooed on her left forearm - when incarcerated in 1941 - along with a photo of herself posing with a group of SS guards under the camp’s Arbeit Macht Frei welcome sign.
Gorgonsky tells that she fled her home in Brzezinka as a child when Hilter’s troops invaded Poland, hid in the forest and was rescued by a Roman Catholic priest from the St Sodoms Monastry for Latter Day Pederasts – but after two years of getting buggered and playing the part of the monk’s o’chel batachat three-hole whore - decided life in a concentration camp couldn’t be any worse so opted for voluntary internment at nearby Auschwitz.
Speaking to one press hack from the Hasbara Gazette, Mrs Gorgonsky related “Yes, I survived the camps and they say that God moves in mysterious ways as these numbers tattooed on my arm have won top prizes in the weekly Nesheker Lotto four times already.”
Billed by organizer Shylock Shittbag as a ‘celebration of the macabre’, the three hundred wizened old harpies from across Israel who registered for the competition were whittled down to fourteen finalists who boast they lived through the ‘ups and downs’ of World War Two and paraded on stage at Haifa’s ‘Sluts n Slappers Club’ last Thursday night clad in bikinis and sequins, all vying for the questionable honour of being Israel’s first ‘Miss Glamorous Holohoax Survivor’.
Conversely, Chlamydia Mingerot, spokeswoman for the UN Human Rights & Wrongs Council, slammed the pageant with a stream of harsh criticism, stating for the public record “This is the doing of those money-grubbing Khazar-Ashkenazi secular Jews of convenience – the crypto-kikes that promote the insidious cult of Zionism.”
“The entire shebang is a sickening display of emotive propaganda conjured up to further demonise the Krauts and remind them of their largely concocted past sins regarding the controversial and questionable extent and end game statistics of the Holohoax’s actual toll of human victims – hence pressure them via the route of conscience into supplying more freebie nuclear-capable Dolphin class submarines to the Israeli navy.”
“If it’s ‘sympathy’ they’re after, well it’s in the dictionary – located squarely between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’. So, what’s next we wonder – a Reality TV ‘Gas Chamber Survivor’ show?”
Bone of contention: The first series of tattooed prisoner numbers was introduced by the SS at their forced labour camps in May 1940 and remained in use until January 1945, ending with the number 402,499 – quite a few short of the vaunted ‘6,000,000’- plus figure for Jews alone – which did in fact include Slavs, Gypsies (der Zigeuner), police prisoners – and any other fucker and their dog whose face didn’t quite fit the Nazi's convoluted Aryan scheme of things.
Thought for the day: On the vomitous subject of ethnic cleansing and genocide, human rights abuses and war crimes, how about a Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) Memorial Day being staged on the 15th May to celebrate the start of the Palestinian Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’ – in 1948 – when their sovereign state was stolen from them by the ZioNazi kikester terrorist Stern Gang, and the Haganah and the Irgun?
(Celebration of the Yawm an-Nakbah – by Palestinians – is currently banned by the occupying Israeli forces whose nutty Knesset master, PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, does not like being reminded of the fact their Promised Land is actually someone else’s country)
Hey, perhaps we can get Mr Shittbag to stage a similar ‘Holohoax’ reality television series, highlighting the hapless populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip coastal enclave - besieged behind the Israeli’s racist 30-foot high Great Apartheid Walls in the biggest Nazi Holocaust style concentration camps on the planet.
Then perhaps garner the opinions and condemnations from a coven of talking head pundits pushing for a Nuremberg 2 War Crimes Tribunal to mete out the weight of justice against the belligerent Israeli politicians – and perhaps a Survivors Hour section to interview Palestinian prisoners – men, women and children - who’ve endured hunger strikes in Israeli prisons and being tortured at the notorious Facility 1391 interrogation facility – and how they were lucky to get out alive from this centre of supply for the Rabid Rabbi’s illegal transplant organ black market – with only one kidney or half their liver missing.
Black humour and acid sarcasm aside, fuck the ZioNazi kikesters and their PNAC / Foreign Policy Initiative / New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Plod Squad Perv’s Get Away With Rape
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to an investigation carried out by the Daily Shitraker, which analysed a plethora of data from court cases and misconduct hearings, over the past four years it was discovered there have been 56 instances involving Plod Squad scallies and PCSOs who were found guilty of abusing their positions of public trust and care - or were investigated for acts of rape – and sexually assaulting or harassing women – and men (depending on the sexual orientation of the offending officer).
The Daily Shitraker investigation was prompted by the case of the Smegmashire PCSO Jack D. Ripper who was jailed for life in January 2011 for carrying out a series of violent sex attacks on vulnerable women, including prostitutes and Marmite addicts, while he was on duty and getting paid to pursue his criminal perversions.
In response to the shocking report, the IPCC - Independent Police Coverups Commission – in conjunction with the Association of Chief Plods - have been coerced into carrying out a joint inquiry into the scale of such criminality inside their graft and corruption-ridden organisation – and too the efficacy of the police complaints system - which optimists claim will be published in report format by September 2014 – while the pessimist corner have warned “Don’t hold your breath”.
The offending officers involved come from all ranks within the service: the most senior officer accused of serious sexual harassment was a deputy chief constable, who was subject to 26 complaints by a most unlucky 13 female police staff who got bored and frustrated with his amateur gropings and decided to grass him up.
Frank McScrote, deputy chief constable of the Scumford-on-Sea Plod Squad, was found dead in the David Kelly Memorial Woods last year, having committed suicide by overdosing on high octane rhubarb. An inquest concluded his self-harm death was most likely initiated out of embarrassment over being summoned to appear before an IPCC inquiry into his sexual misconduct behaviour against WPCs under his command after one split-arsed officer testified he was impotent and only succeeded in satisfying her through ‘dexterous use of his truncheon’
Many of the cases documented by the Daily Shitraker’s press hacks involve plods accessing the police national computer to source details of vulnerable women and young people in order to initiate sexual contact – and in many cases demanding they perform acts of ‘inappropriate’ sexual behaviour to avoid arrest – (as opposed to ‘appropriate’ acts) – with these corrupt libidinous practices going unreported by the victims lest they end up getting another unsolicited ‘good seeing to’.
Ms Mingeeter Godermiche, a lawyer with Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot (Solicitors) who has represented women sexually assaulted by police officers, revealed that “A lot of this stems from failures in the vetting procedures which were relaxed post-2001 during a surge in police recruitment – and involved the hiring of some 2,650 trainee plods – 10% of who were registered sex offenders with convictions for fudge rape, molesting women, kiddie fiddling – plus acts of zoophilia. And that is only a sampling of the sadists and intimidating pervs who the uniform and job attracts due the inherent opportunities to commit dirty deeds of sexual criminality with sure-fire impunity.”
Alas it is a sad fact that the secret handshake upper ranks of the Plod Squad have a history of conspiring to cover up crimes committed by ‘their own’.
If it takes three years to get one of the Plod Squad’s murderers into court – specifically the craven Slimy Simon Harwood, an acting officer with the Met’s Territorial Thug Unit who was video’d brutally attacking an innocent passer-by (Ian Tomlinson) from behind – in true bully-boy fashion - which resulted in his untimely death – then what chance have we of ever seeing a mere uniformed rapist prosecuted unless he’s caught ‘in flagrante delicto’ with his cock stuck up some unwilling, screaming female of the species?
Thought for the day. Well, it’s a fact we can’t trust the police – nor the poxy government – New Labour, the Tories, or the Librarian-Dummercrats – nor this clusterfuck of a Libservative Coalition – especially so after the lies and official complicity surrounding the illegal invasion of Iraq, the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, and the 7/7 false flag attacks - perpetuated by the intelligence services to justify the War on Terror and further demonise Islam and the UK’s Muslim communities.
And as to the Independent Police Coverups Commission – they’re collectively a bunch of vacillating imbeciles who have long ago pawned whatever moral franchise and credibility they ever possessed. Even acid sarcasm fails to do them justice.
Broken Britain’s entrenched elitist ruling class control all things political and economic – the Plod Squad included - to the detriment of the many and the benefit of the few. All administered by a bloated civil service of public school perverts – an insidious cabal of opportunist kiddie fiddlers and fudgers – running our once-sceptred isle via a cocktail of secret handshakes, blackmail and buggery – and all protected by those bent guardians of the propertied upper class - ‘the Police’
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to an investigation carried out by the Daily Shitraker, which analysed a plethora of data from court cases and misconduct hearings, over the past four years it was discovered there have been 56 instances involving Plod Squad scallies and PCSOs who were found guilty of abusing their positions of public trust and care - or were investigated for acts of rape – and sexually assaulting or harassing women – and men (depending on the sexual orientation of the offending officer).
The Daily Shitraker investigation was prompted by the case of the Smegmashire PCSO Jack D. Ripper who was jailed for life in January 2011 for carrying out a series of violent sex attacks on vulnerable women, including prostitutes and Marmite addicts, while he was on duty and getting paid to pursue his criminal perversions.
In response to the shocking report, the IPCC - Independent Police Coverups Commission – in conjunction with the Association of Chief Plods - have been coerced into carrying out a joint inquiry into the scale of such criminality inside their graft and corruption-ridden organisation – and too the efficacy of the police complaints system - which optimists claim will be published in report format by September 2014 – while the pessimist corner have warned “Don’t hold your breath”.
The offending officers involved come from all ranks within the service: the most senior officer accused of serious sexual harassment was a deputy chief constable, who was subject to 26 complaints by a most unlucky 13 female police staff who got bored and frustrated with his amateur gropings and decided to grass him up.
Frank McScrote, deputy chief constable of the Scumford-on-Sea Plod Squad, was found dead in the David Kelly Memorial Woods last year, having committed suicide by overdosing on high octane rhubarb. An inquest concluded his self-harm death was most likely initiated out of embarrassment over being summoned to appear before an IPCC inquiry into his sexual misconduct behaviour against WPCs under his command after one split-arsed officer testified he was impotent and only succeeded in satisfying her through ‘dexterous use of his truncheon’
Many of the cases documented by the Daily Shitraker’s press hacks involve plods accessing the police national computer to source details of vulnerable women and young people in order to initiate sexual contact – and in many cases demanding they perform acts of ‘inappropriate’ sexual behaviour to avoid arrest – (as opposed to ‘appropriate’ acts) – with these corrupt libidinous practices going unreported by the victims lest they end up getting another unsolicited ‘good seeing to’.
Ms Mingeeter Godermiche, a lawyer with Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot (Solicitors) who has represented women sexually assaulted by police officers, revealed that “A lot of this stems from failures in the vetting procedures which were relaxed post-2001 during a surge in police recruitment – and involved the hiring of some 2,650 trainee plods – 10% of who were registered sex offenders with convictions for fudge rape, molesting women, kiddie fiddling – plus acts of zoophilia. And that is only a sampling of the sadists and intimidating pervs who the uniform and job attracts due the inherent opportunities to commit dirty deeds of sexual criminality with sure-fire impunity.”
Alas it is a sad fact that the secret handshake upper ranks of the Plod Squad have a history of conspiring to cover up crimes committed by ‘their own’.
If it takes three years to get one of the Plod Squad’s murderers into court – specifically the craven Slimy Simon Harwood, an acting officer with the Met’s Territorial Thug Unit who was video’d brutally attacking an innocent passer-by (Ian Tomlinson) from behind – in true bully-boy fashion - which resulted in his untimely death – then what chance have we of ever seeing a mere uniformed rapist prosecuted unless he’s caught ‘in flagrante delicto’ with his cock stuck up some unwilling, screaming female of the species?
Thought for the day. Well, it’s a fact we can’t trust the police – nor the poxy government – New Labour, the Tories, or the Librarian-Dummercrats – nor this clusterfuck of a Libservative Coalition – especially so after the lies and official complicity surrounding the illegal invasion of Iraq, the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, and the 7/7 false flag attacks - perpetuated by the intelligence services to justify the War on Terror and further demonise Islam and the UK’s Muslim communities.
And as to the Independent Police Coverups Commission – they’re collectively a bunch of vacillating imbeciles who have long ago pawned whatever moral franchise and credibility they ever possessed. Even acid sarcasm fails to do them justice.
Broken Britain’s entrenched elitist ruling class control all things political and economic – the Plod Squad included - to the detriment of the many and the benefit of the few. All administered by a bloated civil service of public school perverts – an insidious cabal of opportunist kiddie fiddlers and fudgers – running our once-sceptred isle via a cocktail of secret handshakes, blackmail and buggery – and all protected by those bent guardians of the propertied upper class - ‘the Police’
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 1 July 2012
HM Queen Brenda Survives Ulster Trip
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Ulster’s Sunday edition gutter press tabloids are full of the week’s historical visit to the Proddy-dominated province by HM Queenie as part of her ‘Diamonds-R-Forever’ Jubilee pressy-scrounging ‘acquisitions’ excursion – with the highlight of the trip focused on Her Imperial Regal Majesty Brenda Saxaphone-Coburg-Gotha (aka Big 60 Lizzie) and the former IRA knee-capping commander Martin ‘Black & Decker’ McGuinness meeting in Belfast and shaking hands.
A sad reminder of the rancour underlying this ceremony manifested as both parties automatically counted their respective fingers once the mutually-repulsive symbolic exchange was done with – then Brenda faced the unenviable task of glad-handing a mob of ex-members of Sinn Fein, the Provos, the Real IRA - and Paddy ‘Semtex’ McSkanger, chief car bomb maker for the False IRA.
While the final day of Brenda’s visit to Northern Ireland was perhaps marred by this repugnant reconciliatory handshakes episode, it was followed with an equally-hypocritical ‘Smiley Face’ traditional Irish Mixed Grill Jubilee banquet in Stormont’s Great Hall, consisting of jacket spuds, mashed spuds, boiled spuds, roast spuds and chips, all washed down with jeroboams of Old Headbanger black porter to seal the star-crossed act of rapprochement.
While Brenda opted out for the ‘a la carte’ menu, her Greek immigrant (ex-Nazi) hubby, his Royal Rudeness Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor got into the mood of things by quaffing several glasses of vintage Rothschild Chateau de Gobshite 1917 before breaking into one of his customary insulting outbursts and began looking around the dining table at the ex-IRA members demanding “So, which one of you papist dog wankers was responsible for blowing up Brenda’s cousin Dickie Mountbatten and his boat, the Privileged Prat, off Mullaghmore back in 1979?”- which elicited knee-jerk murmured retorts of “Get fucked, yer spongin’ Greek twat.”
After leaving Stormont Queen Brenda was driven through the grounds of Northern Ireland's seat of government in an open-topped Pope-mobile, with ‘Stavros’ on the lookout for rebel bomb chuckers as the royal motorcade was met with a cacophony of boo’s - and the odd confused catcalls of “Yankee go home!” - from around 20,000 belligerent, grudge-bearing pikey peasants with long memories - and each bearing their personal measure of righteous animosity nurtured from centuries of having Westminster’s barbaric imperialist jackboot on their necks.
Bestowing this Diamond Jubilee trip with a historical significance, Brenda is the first English monarch to visit ‘The Bog’ since her grandfather George V dropped in at Dublin Castle in 1911 to congratulate British troops from the 21st Barbarian Regiment on their unstinting sadistic treatment of Irish Home Rule activists and keeping Eire in the realm of Empire regardless of how many ‘Bolshie Micks’ they had to martyr.
Interviewed post-event by the Dog & Pony Show Gazette on his thoughts of meeting Queen Brenda, McGuinness replied "Bejaysus, I thought she would have bin taller an’ reminded me of Auntie Candida wot works at the Pound Stretcher shop in Ballymena – same yellow teeth from smokin’ all them fags."
Thought for the day: The Palace of Westminster / House of Parliament (Conmans and Lords) iconic clock tower, colloquially known as Big Ben, has last week, in a hare-brained gesture of vomitous Diamond Jubilee-inspired sycophancy by MPs to honour Queenie, now been renamed ‘Big Brenda’
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Ulster’s Sunday edition gutter press tabloids are full of the week’s historical visit to the Proddy-dominated province by HM Queenie as part of her ‘Diamonds-R-Forever’ Jubilee pressy-scrounging ‘acquisitions’ excursion – with the highlight of the trip focused on Her Imperial Regal Majesty Brenda Saxaphone-Coburg-Gotha (aka Big 60 Lizzie) and the former IRA knee-capping commander Martin ‘Black & Decker’ McGuinness meeting in Belfast and shaking hands.
A sad reminder of the rancour underlying this ceremony manifested as both parties automatically counted their respective fingers once the mutually-repulsive symbolic exchange was done with – then Brenda faced the unenviable task of glad-handing a mob of ex-members of Sinn Fein, the Provos, the Real IRA - and Paddy ‘Semtex’ McSkanger, chief car bomb maker for the False IRA.
While the final day of Brenda’s visit to Northern Ireland was perhaps marred by this repugnant reconciliatory handshakes episode, it was followed with an equally-hypocritical ‘Smiley Face’ traditional Irish Mixed Grill Jubilee banquet in Stormont’s Great Hall, consisting of jacket spuds, mashed spuds, boiled spuds, roast spuds and chips, all washed down with jeroboams of Old Headbanger black porter to seal the star-crossed act of rapprochement.
While Brenda opted out for the ‘a la carte’ menu, her Greek immigrant (ex-Nazi) hubby, his Royal Rudeness Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor got into the mood of things by quaffing several glasses of vintage Rothschild Chateau de Gobshite 1917 before breaking into one of his customary insulting outbursts and began looking around the dining table at the ex-IRA members demanding “So, which one of you papist dog wankers was responsible for blowing up Brenda’s cousin Dickie Mountbatten and his boat, the Privileged Prat, off Mullaghmore back in 1979?”- which elicited knee-jerk murmured retorts of “Get fucked, yer spongin’ Greek twat.”
After leaving Stormont Queen Brenda was driven through the grounds of Northern Ireland's seat of government in an open-topped Pope-mobile, with ‘Stavros’ on the lookout for rebel bomb chuckers as the royal motorcade was met with a cacophony of boo’s - and the odd confused catcalls of “Yankee go home!” - from around 20,000 belligerent, grudge-bearing pikey peasants with long memories - and each bearing their personal measure of righteous animosity nurtured from centuries of having Westminster’s barbaric imperialist jackboot on their necks.
Bestowing this Diamond Jubilee trip with a historical significance, Brenda is the first English monarch to visit ‘The Bog’ since her grandfather George V dropped in at Dublin Castle in 1911 to congratulate British troops from the 21st Barbarian Regiment on their unstinting sadistic treatment of Irish Home Rule activists and keeping Eire in the realm of Empire regardless of how many ‘Bolshie Micks’ they had to martyr.
Interviewed post-event by the Dog & Pony Show Gazette on his thoughts of meeting Queen Brenda, McGuinness replied "Bejaysus, I thought she would have bin taller an’ reminded me of Auntie Candida wot works at the Pound Stretcher shop in Ballymena – same yellow teeth from smokin’ all them fags."
Thought for the day: The Palace of Westminster / House of Parliament (Conmans and Lords) iconic clock tower, colloquially known as Big Ben, has last week, in a hare-brained gesture of vomitous Diamond Jubilee-inspired sycophancy by MPs to honour Queenie, now been renamed ‘Big Brenda’
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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