In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The number of genetic disorders for which newborn babies are tested is to double in a UN-funded Agenda 21 pilot study to be conducted under the auspices of the Ministry of Health and a selection of NHS Trusts.
Under current Big Brother eugenic watchdog guidelines 700,000 babies born in Broken Britain each year are tested for adverse genetic conditions such as Up’s Disease, Down’s Syndrome, Cystic Fibrosis and CND (Congenital Numpty Disorder).
Now several additional debilitating maladies - all of them believed to be quite common on sink or swim council housing estates and such contagion hot spots as Jobcentres, Premier League football grounds and the Troublespot Tavern pub chain - will be tested for in five areas of England, with the Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence at Dachau-on-Sea tasked with leading the pilot programme.
The Department of Health’s chief medical officer, Dr Frank Mengele, informed one press hack from the Eugenics Gazette that the screening would serve to sort the prospective ‘wheat from the chaff’ at birth and not have to wait until children reached their formative teen years to detect who were going to be ‘Life’s losers’ and a burden on the state’s welfare benefits system – and who would be up to serving Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society agenda as ‘volunteers’.
The Newborn Bloodspot screening programme tests will be performed by one of the Renta-Thug Security Agency’s Community Enforcement Officers assigned to each hospital’s maternity ward and take place immediately following a live birth. Here the baby's heel is pricked and drops of blood analysed in a laboratory to determine if the child will be an asset or a burden to society and graded on the UN standard Euthanasia Scale of one to ten.
Those scoring less that five points will be shipped off to transplant organ donor fattening farms – or simply tossed in the same Senomyx skip as aborted foetuses and sold to the Coca Cola and Pepsi soft drinks industry giants to be blended into a puree for use as flavour-enhancement supplements.
Currently five conditions are tested for: CBA-S (Can’t Be Arsed Syndrome), which affects 3,500 babies a year; Matressitis, which affects 2,500 babies a year – along with WBA (Welfare Benefit Addiction), Chronic Gongenital Chlamydia and Medium Chain Brain Cell Deficiency (MCBCD).
The pilot scheme to be run at the Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence - and in Sheffield, Manchester, Birmingham and London - means 430,000 newborns a year will be also screened for genetic defects and morphological mutations that might manifest in later life following consumption of fluoride-laced drinking water and toothpaste, breathing in chem-trail residues - plus a noxious diet of junk food riddled with aspartame and a score of other like toxic preservatives, colourings and additives:
Jam Butty Urine Disease
Morgellons Nano-Tourette’s Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Type 1 Anarchy Chromosome
Long Chain Lard Arse Syndrome
Type 2 Nihilism DNA Factor
All the above affect approximately one in every 100,000 births - or about seven babies a year that grow up to be Bolshie bastards who disagree with everything the government says or does – and whose sole purpose in life is to overthrow the corrupt capitalist pecking order via the route of violent revolution and establish their own brand of ‘anarcho-syndical’ utopian communes free of banksters, usury and aggressive foreign policy.
Following a diatribe of criticism delivered against the Newborn Bloodspot screening programme by Shabby Acrobati, the director of the civil rights abuse sentinel Twat-Watch during an interview on BBC 1’s Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr ‘Jackboot Hour’, the Libservative Coalition MP Posh Dave Scameron responded with: “Ye Gods, no sodding wonder Gordon Brown lost his rag with public whingepots and called them a bunch of ignorant bigots who don’t know which way is ‘up’. This isn’t exactly what I’d call another step towards imposing an Orwellian state but simply a screening process aimed at improving the overall physical and mental health of our next generation.”
“We’re already inundated with a legion of leg-swinging sickies claiming disability benefits and draining Chancellor Osborne’s piggy bank. Hence what we don’t need is to increase these numbers amongst the ranks of the uninformed voting demographic whose parents have been swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool.”
Thought for the day: “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!” (Isaiah 5:20)
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sunday, 15 April 2012
Saturday, 14 April 2012
Bus Ads for Gayness Cure Banned
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The oddball Mayor of London, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, has put his foot down with a firm hand and got into the proverbial ‘thick of it’ to prevent a Christian moral advertising campaign from promoting the idea that gay people can be converted to heterosexuality.
Just days before posters were due to appear on the sides of buses plying their routes around the capital, Mayor Bonkers ordered his transport chiefs to pull the adverts booked by two conservative Anglican groups following cries of outrage from the massed ranks of fudgers and rug-munchers who claimed they were anti-gay in nature as there is no known psycho-medical cure for homosexuality.
The adverts were booked on behalf of the Core Issues Trust whose raving homophobic leader, Ron Scrunt, believes – in his personal unqualified Messianic opinion - that "homoerotic behaviour between persons of the same sex is sinful".
Scrunt’s charity funds courses of ‘reparative therapy’ for gay Christians and kiddie fiddling priests which it claims can manifest and evolve their latent or suppressed heterosexual potentials. The campaign was also backed by Anglican Mainstream, a global orthodox religious group whose supporters have equated both male and female homosexuality with alcoholism, hard drug abuse, incest, paedophilia, psychopathic tendencies and genocide.
So, in the interests of all-round fairness and to present a level playing field, why were the pro-poofter Stonewall group allowed to have – (starting on April Fool’s Day – which sort of says it all) - 1,000 London buses running around the Metropolis with adverts on the side promoting same sex marriages – bearing the sad slogan "Some people are gay. Get over it!" - while the Anglican Mainstream / Core Issues Trust ad’s declaring a message of "Not up my bum! Post-gay, ex-gay and proud. Get over it!" were banned by Bonkers Boris the Censor?
Transport for London spokeswoman Mingeeter Dildodo informed one gutter press hack from the red top Iron Hoof Gazette tabloid that the Core Issues Trust adverts did not reflect a tolerant and inclusive London for homosexually-inclined tourists visiting the city during the Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Wimbledon fortnight and the 2012 Olympic Games for a spot of 'casual kinky sex'.
Mayor Nonsense added to this condemnation with a derisory "It is clearly offensive to suggest that being gay is a gender issue illness that someone recovers from by watching heterosexual porno movies when the problem’s in their genes - and I’m not prepared to have that suggestion driven around London on the side of our buses – even though that daft old oick Red Ken Livingroom might well approve."
Stonewall director Rupert McSodom opined to the media: "It’s a fantastic win for us that no adverts will be promoting voodoo, gay-cure therapy in London. Really, what self-respecting lesbian is going to get ‘cured’ by having a cock up her when she has a strap-on and her girl-friend’s tongue available. Same with all this talk about us fags needing to acquire a taste for pussy then we’d be converted back to the true path. I mean to say, who wants to go licking something that smells like a dead mackerel – and especially sticking your cock in it as well? Ron Scrunt and his gang of Core Issues homophobes need a good bitch slapping."
Faulty rhetoric and convoluted self-serving logic besides, let’s be honest here – even God stated for the public record in the Bible’s Old Testament that lesbo’s and shirt-lifters – and let’s call a spade ‘a spade’ here and not piss around with politically correct euphemisms like ‘gay’ – were, in His divine words – ‘an abomination’. It’s all written down for posterity in the Book of Leviticus – and who in their right mind wants to argue with God – apart from the Stonewall group and Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The oddball Mayor of London, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, has put his foot down with a firm hand and got into the proverbial ‘thick of it’ to prevent a Christian moral advertising campaign from promoting the idea that gay people can be converted to heterosexuality.
Just days before posters were due to appear on the sides of buses plying their routes around the capital, Mayor Bonkers ordered his transport chiefs to pull the adverts booked by two conservative Anglican groups following cries of outrage from the massed ranks of fudgers and rug-munchers who claimed they were anti-gay in nature as there is no known psycho-medical cure for homosexuality.
The adverts were booked on behalf of the Core Issues Trust whose raving homophobic leader, Ron Scrunt, believes – in his personal unqualified Messianic opinion - that "homoerotic behaviour between persons of the same sex is sinful".
Scrunt’s charity funds courses of ‘reparative therapy’ for gay Christians and kiddie fiddling priests which it claims can manifest and evolve their latent or suppressed heterosexual potentials. The campaign was also backed by Anglican Mainstream, a global orthodox religious group whose supporters have equated both male and female homosexuality with alcoholism, hard drug abuse, incest, paedophilia, psychopathic tendencies and genocide.
So, in the interests of all-round fairness and to present a level playing field, why were the pro-poofter Stonewall group allowed to have – (starting on April Fool’s Day – which sort of says it all) - 1,000 London buses running around the Metropolis with adverts on the side promoting same sex marriages – bearing the sad slogan "Some people are gay. Get over it!" - while the Anglican Mainstream / Core Issues Trust ad’s declaring a message of "Not up my bum! Post-gay, ex-gay and proud. Get over it!" were banned by Bonkers Boris the Censor?
Transport for London spokeswoman Mingeeter Dildodo informed one gutter press hack from the red top Iron Hoof Gazette tabloid that the Core Issues Trust adverts did not reflect a tolerant and inclusive London for homosexually-inclined tourists visiting the city during the Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Wimbledon fortnight and the 2012 Olympic Games for a spot of 'casual kinky sex'.
Mayor Nonsense added to this condemnation with a derisory "It is clearly offensive to suggest that being gay is a gender issue illness that someone recovers from by watching heterosexual porno movies when the problem’s in their genes - and I’m not prepared to have that suggestion driven around London on the side of our buses – even though that daft old oick Red Ken Livingroom might well approve."
Stonewall director Rupert McSodom opined to the media: "It’s a fantastic win for us that no adverts will be promoting voodoo, gay-cure therapy in London. Really, what self-respecting lesbian is going to get ‘cured’ by having a cock up her when she has a strap-on and her girl-friend’s tongue available. Same with all this talk about us fags needing to acquire a taste for pussy then we’d be converted back to the true path. I mean to say, who wants to go licking something that smells like a dead mackerel – and especially sticking your cock in it as well? Ron Scrunt and his gang of Core Issues homophobes need a good bitch slapping."
Faulty rhetoric and convoluted self-serving logic besides, let’s be honest here – even God stated for the public record in the Bible’s Old Testament that lesbo’s and shirt-lifters – and let’s call a spade ‘a spade’ here and not piss around with politically correct euphemisms like ‘gay’ – were, in His divine words – ‘an abomination’. It’s all written down for posterity in the Book of Leviticus – and who in their right mind wants to argue with God – apart from the Stonewall group and Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 13 April 2012
Gorgonzilla Gets Grand Dame Cross
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
As the Prince of Wales and his wife Gorgonzilla - aka the Duchess of Cornhole – prepare to celebrate their seventh wedding anniversary in an ostentatious Lucullan display of extravagant waste, the chain-smoking troll has been made a Dame Grand Cross, the highest female rank in the Royal Victorian Order – in recognition of taking on the unenviable role of having a ‘plant whispering’ moronic clot like Chazzer for a husband and groping bed partner.
The announcement by Buckingham Palace came the day after Camilla cut the ceremonial blue ribbon on her 100th landfill site opening at Slumborough Hamlets in East London and will be invested with the insignia of her rank when the Queen eventually get round to the task of bestowing titles on the next bunch of the unwashed common herd who made it to the royal honours list.
Buckingham Palace spokeswoman Chlamydia Mingerot explained to one press hack from the Gravy Train Gazette that Camilla, now a haggard-looking 64 with more wrinkles than a desiccated prune, had earned the award for putting up with the bonkers bat-eared Prince and his eccentric mannerisms and numerous idiosyncratic peculiarities.
Appointments to the Royal Victorian Order are made by the Queen independently of the ‘cash for honours and access’ political gang running 10 Downing Street – with the Order being founded in April 1896 by Queen Victoria as a way of rewarding personal service – with the first ‘gong’ going to Ms. Mingeeter Godermiche, the Queen’s personal lady-in-waiting for ‘services rendered’.
Since Chazzer’s first wife Diana was conveniently murdered in the Pont de l’Alma Tunnel in 1997 in what many viewed as a rather drastic plot to induce a miscarriage and prevent the birth of a Muslim-fathered sprog with a claim to the throne, the Gorgonzilla beast has been at the addle-brained Prince’s side and become the patron of a number of charitable organisations that don’t involve any actual footwork – such as having her name on the letterhead of the Common Porpoise aid group that cater to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals – and not to be confused with Julia Middleton’s insidious NLP brainwashing and social engineering organisation - Common Purpose.
BBC correspondent Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle commented: "After Diana was bumped off and Gorgonzilla became Charles's second wife, her involvement in royal engagements was gradual. But now she's often seen opening one of the ubiquitous new Greedy Grocer supermarket chain branches for Pestco or Pukesburys or Mammon & Snobfords in those dreadful, soulless ‘retail parks’ that seem to have sprung up around the UK – or in the village High Street snipping the ribbon at a branch of Cash Converters or Pound Stretcher.”
"Hence the word on the street is that Gorgonzilla's award is in recognition of her many royal engagements over the past seven years and is an indication of her importance within the Royal family as a handy gopher to dispatch and put in an appearance at functions nobody else wants to touch with a bargepole.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
As the Prince of Wales and his wife Gorgonzilla - aka the Duchess of Cornhole – prepare to celebrate their seventh wedding anniversary in an ostentatious Lucullan display of extravagant waste, the chain-smoking troll has been made a Dame Grand Cross, the highest female rank in the Royal Victorian Order – in recognition of taking on the unenviable role of having a ‘plant whispering’ moronic clot like Chazzer for a husband and groping bed partner.
The announcement by Buckingham Palace came the day after Camilla cut the ceremonial blue ribbon on her 100th landfill site opening at Slumborough Hamlets in East London and will be invested with the insignia of her rank when the Queen eventually get round to the task of bestowing titles on the next bunch of the unwashed common herd who made it to the royal honours list.
Buckingham Palace spokeswoman Chlamydia Mingerot explained to one press hack from the Gravy Train Gazette that Camilla, now a haggard-looking 64 with more wrinkles than a desiccated prune, had earned the award for putting up with the bonkers bat-eared Prince and his eccentric mannerisms and numerous idiosyncratic peculiarities.
Appointments to the Royal Victorian Order are made by the Queen independently of the ‘cash for honours and access’ political gang running 10 Downing Street – with the Order being founded in April 1896 by Queen Victoria as a way of rewarding personal service – with the first ‘gong’ going to Ms. Mingeeter Godermiche, the Queen’s personal lady-in-waiting for ‘services rendered’.
Since Chazzer’s first wife Diana was conveniently murdered in the Pont de l’Alma Tunnel in 1997 in what many viewed as a rather drastic plot to induce a miscarriage and prevent the birth of a Muslim-fathered sprog with a claim to the throne, the Gorgonzilla beast has been at the addle-brained Prince’s side and become the patron of a number of charitable organisations that don’t involve any actual footwork – such as having her name on the letterhead of the Common Porpoise aid group that cater to the needs of distressed pelagic mammals – and not to be confused with Julia Middleton’s insidious NLP brainwashing and social engineering organisation - Common Purpose.
BBC correspondent Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle commented: "After Diana was bumped off and Gorgonzilla became Charles's second wife, her involvement in royal engagements was gradual. But now she's often seen opening one of the ubiquitous new Greedy Grocer supermarket chain branches for Pestco or Pukesburys or Mammon & Snobfords in those dreadful, soulless ‘retail parks’ that seem to have sprung up around the UK – or in the village High Street snipping the ribbon at a branch of Cash Converters or Pound Stretcher.”
"Hence the word on the street is that Gorgonzilla's award is in recognition of her many royal engagements over the past seven years and is an indication of her importance within the Royal family as a handy gopher to dispatch and put in an appearance at functions nobody else wants to touch with a bargepole.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Israeli Jock Drinks Christian Blood
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Well, if it wasn’t for bad luck – and even worse press and media coverage – the homicidal war criminals running the pariah state of Israel wouldn’t have any.
In what to has to be a first in political incorrectness – and reveals the true Satanic colours of the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience - one of the belligerent Zionist regime’s top athletes - the basketball player Ido Kozikaro (better known by his sobriquet of ‘Ido the Cannibal’) – posted on his personal Facebook page on Good Friday that he gets a hard-on for Passover bread dipped in the warm blood of freshly-slaughtered Muslim and Christian children.
The moronic Kozikaro – known to friends and associates alike as the type of person you can take anywhere twice – the second time to apologise for the first visit – posted the wholly unacceptable comments that he prefers to eat Matzah, the unleavened bread traditionally served by Jews during the Feast of the Pissover, dipped in a bowl of blood drained from the pubescent corpses of infidel Muslim and Christian children.
To quote: “There is nothing like celebrating the Pissover with a few slices of Matzah seasoned with the blood of a bunch of Muslim kids, freshly killed by the IDF snipers for mooching around Gaza’s Great Apartheid Wall and spraying anti-Semitic graffiti – and the blood of Christian kids tastes just as good too.”
Scores of equally perverse and mentally defective Facebook followers of the page ‘liked’ the insidious post, while others left offensive comments, which included; “Yum-yum – Muslim black pudding - I want to be invited to this feast” and “Is the flesh of these heathen scum really kosher?”
Conversely, the token Palestinian Knesset member Muhammad Baraka spoke to an assembly of deaf ears in the Parliamentary assembly on Sunday as he criticized racism in Israel following the repulsive jingoist slurs posted on Facebook by Kozikaro.
“The barriers which block racist remarks uttered by Israelis are non-existent and that is an inevitable outcome when ZioNazi xenophobes and chauvinists rule the stolen lands of Palestine. This Kozikaro should be arrested and brought before a court of justice for his comments,” Baraka opined to one press hack from the Shylocks Gazette.
However, the moronic Kozikaro responded to Mr Baraka’s criticism on his Facebook page, claiming that the comments were simply a bit of a Pissover festival joke to wind up the Palestinian Muslim and micro-Christian Arab communities – and taken totally out of context.
Oh well, what else can we expect from the outlaw state of Israel and God’s superbly arrogant Chosen People who for some misguided reason regard themselves – the genetically-defective mongrel detritus of Europe - as the top end of the human culture chain - and the lowly goyim (the rest of us) as ‘cattle’ – put on Earth by Yahweh / Jehovah’s divine hand to serve them.
If it wasn’t enough to have a criminal cabal of Rabbis dealing in the stolen internal organs of kidnapped and murdered Palestinian children to supply their illegal black market transplant organ donor trade, now we have their national sports celebrities advocating the vampiric practice of drinking the blood of innocent Muslim and Christian children.
Racism – the term doesn’t even come close to describing the aberrant Zionist Israeli condition.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002569243684#!/pages/Ido-Kozikaro/105546589478152
Well, if it wasn’t for bad luck – and even worse press and media coverage – the homicidal war criminals running the pariah state of Israel wouldn’t have any.
In what to has to be a first in political incorrectness – and reveals the true Satanic colours of the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience - one of the belligerent Zionist regime’s top athletes - the basketball player Ido Kozikaro (better known by his sobriquet of ‘Ido the Cannibal’) – posted on his personal Facebook page on Good Friday that he gets a hard-on for Passover bread dipped in the warm blood of freshly-slaughtered Muslim and Christian children.
The moronic Kozikaro – known to friends and associates alike as the type of person you can take anywhere twice – the second time to apologise for the first visit – posted the wholly unacceptable comments that he prefers to eat Matzah, the unleavened bread traditionally served by Jews during the Feast of the Pissover, dipped in a bowl of blood drained from the pubescent corpses of infidel Muslim and Christian children.
To quote: “There is nothing like celebrating the Pissover with a few slices of Matzah seasoned with the blood of a bunch of Muslim kids, freshly killed by the IDF snipers for mooching around Gaza’s Great Apartheid Wall and spraying anti-Semitic graffiti – and the blood of Christian kids tastes just as good too.”
Scores of equally perverse and mentally defective Facebook followers of the page ‘liked’ the insidious post, while others left offensive comments, which included; “Yum-yum – Muslim black pudding - I want to be invited to this feast” and “Is the flesh of these heathen scum really kosher?”
Conversely, the token Palestinian Knesset member Muhammad Baraka spoke to an assembly of deaf ears in the Parliamentary assembly on Sunday as he criticized racism in Israel following the repulsive jingoist slurs posted on Facebook by Kozikaro.
“The barriers which block racist remarks uttered by Israelis are non-existent and that is an inevitable outcome when ZioNazi xenophobes and chauvinists rule the stolen lands of Palestine. This Kozikaro should be arrested and brought before a court of justice for his comments,” Baraka opined to one press hack from the Shylocks Gazette.
However, the moronic Kozikaro responded to Mr Baraka’s criticism on his Facebook page, claiming that the comments were simply a bit of a Pissover festival joke to wind up the Palestinian Muslim and micro-Christian Arab communities – and taken totally out of context.
Oh well, what else can we expect from the outlaw state of Israel and God’s superbly arrogant Chosen People who for some misguided reason regard themselves – the genetically-defective mongrel detritus of Europe - as the top end of the human culture chain - and the lowly goyim (the rest of us) as ‘cattle’ – put on Earth by Yahweh / Jehovah’s divine hand to serve them.
If it wasn’t enough to have a criminal cabal of Rabbis dealing in the stolen internal organs of kidnapped and murdered Palestinian children to supply their illegal black market transplant organ donor trade, now we have their national sports celebrities advocating the vampiric practice of drinking the blood of innocent Muslim and Christian children.
Racism – the term doesn’t even come close to describing the aberrant Zionist Israeli condition.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002569243684#!/pages/Ido-Kozikaro/105546589478152
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Capt Hook up for Extradition to Great Satan
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The iconic children’s favourite antagonist, the evil Captain Hook - a JM Barrie character from his ‘Terrorist Tales for Toddlers’ bedtime story series - is finally set to be deported to the good ole US of A where he’ll be subjected to a round of kinky ‘water sports’ games and the odd ‘Deadleg’ and ‘Chinese burn’ to make him tell the truth about who killed Cock Robin – and why he really hates our democratic freedoms.
The European Court of Human Rights has finally backed the extradition of Captain Hook (real name Abu Hamster) and several other equally horrid Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist suspects from the UK to the Great Satan.
Following months of veiled threats, outright political coercion and prodding with sharp sticks, members of the Strasbourg court have finally been convinced by UK authorities that extradition would present no violation of human rights for Hook and his cohorts - who face life terms and solitary confinement in Colorado’s ‘Sodomite’s Paradise’ ADMAX super-security prison.
Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron, speaking to one press hack from the False Flag Gazette during his trade mission flight to Japan to boost the sale of radiation suits and iodine tablets to Fuckupshima residents, confided he was "rather chuffed" with the news.
"It's quite right that we have a proper legal process with the 2003 Extradition Act although sometimes you can get very frustrated by how long things take to get rid of nasty one-eyed oicks like Hook – or Hamster – whatever other alias he’s hiding behind. So good riddance to him and his tribe of dependents who’ve so far cost Broken Britain £2.75 million quid in welfare payments, council housing benefit, NHS and prison bills, trials and legal appeals.”
Captain Hook, an Egyptian cleric who preached a radical brand of militant Islamic Jihadism, is charged not only with repeated acts of piracy on the High Seas and the keel-hauling of Peter Pan, but offences relating to plots to attack the outlaw Zionist state of Israel and the US with weapons of mass distraction - plus setting up a terrorist training camp behind the Pestco Extra supermarket branch in Croydon, and issuing fatwas against his political opponents around the Brighton and Hove area.
Hook, a former Imam at the Twatsbury Park Mosque, also conspired with the Old Etonian MI6 double agent, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, to engineer the ouster of London Mayor Red Ken Livingroom and initiate the creation of a caliphate to rule the City’s Square Mile, then destroy whatever was left of British democracy after Tony Bliar’s New Labour Party had done its worst.
Hook faces further charges of being behind the 2002 hostage taking in Neverland at the Lost Boys Orphanage – several of whom were forced to walk the plank – and the kidnapping of CIA agent Wendy Darling – outed by rogue Zionist neo-con agents at Langley as payback for her exposure of their Niger ‘cheesecake’ dodgy dossier scam – who the lecherous Muslim cleric turned into a three-hole sex slut to sate his perverted carnal fetishes.
Also approved for extradition along with Hook are his muhijadeen crew, consisting of boatswain Bartholomew Quigley Smeethington (aka Mohammed Smee), Achmed the Gerbil, Barbar Blacksheep, Haroon Arsewipe, Tiswas ibn Himar, Shaheed Kess Emakk and Istimna Bala’a il A’air.
Thought for the day: So, will Captain Hook’s final words, as he boards a covert CIA extraordinary rendition flight from Smegmadale’s RAF Shitcreek Airfield to Guantanamo Bay, be the classic adieu of ‘Floreat Etona’ – or a simple, yet fittingly vulgar, two-fingered Harvey Smith salute? (handcuffs permitting).
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The iconic children’s favourite antagonist, the evil Captain Hook - a JM Barrie character from his ‘Terrorist Tales for Toddlers’ bedtime story series - is finally set to be deported to the good ole US of A where he’ll be subjected to a round of kinky ‘water sports’ games and the odd ‘Deadleg’ and ‘Chinese burn’ to make him tell the truth about who killed Cock Robin – and why he really hates our democratic freedoms.
The European Court of Human Rights has finally backed the extradition of Captain Hook (real name Abu Hamster) and several other equally horrid Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist suspects from the UK to the Great Satan.
Following months of veiled threats, outright political coercion and prodding with sharp sticks, members of the Strasbourg court have finally been convinced by UK authorities that extradition would present no violation of human rights for Hook and his cohorts - who face life terms and solitary confinement in Colorado’s ‘Sodomite’s Paradise’ ADMAX super-security prison.
Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron, speaking to one press hack from the False Flag Gazette during his trade mission flight to Japan to boost the sale of radiation suits and iodine tablets to Fuckupshima residents, confided he was "rather chuffed" with the news.
"It's quite right that we have a proper legal process with the 2003 Extradition Act although sometimes you can get very frustrated by how long things take to get rid of nasty one-eyed oicks like Hook – or Hamster – whatever other alias he’s hiding behind. So good riddance to him and his tribe of dependents who’ve so far cost Broken Britain £2.75 million quid in welfare payments, council housing benefit, NHS and prison bills, trials and legal appeals.”
Captain Hook, an Egyptian cleric who preached a radical brand of militant Islamic Jihadism, is charged not only with repeated acts of piracy on the High Seas and the keel-hauling of Peter Pan, but offences relating to plots to attack the outlaw Zionist state of Israel and the US with weapons of mass distraction - plus setting up a terrorist training camp behind the Pestco Extra supermarket branch in Croydon, and issuing fatwas against his political opponents around the Brighton and Hove area.
Hook, a former Imam at the Twatsbury Park Mosque, also conspired with the Old Etonian MI6 double agent, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, to engineer the ouster of London Mayor Red Ken Livingroom and initiate the creation of a caliphate to rule the City’s Square Mile, then destroy whatever was left of British democracy after Tony Bliar’s New Labour Party had done its worst.
Hook faces further charges of being behind the 2002 hostage taking in Neverland at the Lost Boys Orphanage – several of whom were forced to walk the plank – and the kidnapping of CIA agent Wendy Darling – outed by rogue Zionist neo-con agents at Langley as payback for her exposure of their Niger ‘cheesecake’ dodgy dossier scam – who the lecherous Muslim cleric turned into a three-hole sex slut to sate his perverted carnal fetishes.
Also approved for extradition along with Hook are his muhijadeen crew, consisting of boatswain Bartholomew Quigley Smeethington (aka Mohammed Smee), Achmed the Gerbil, Barbar Blacksheep, Haroon Arsewipe, Tiswas ibn Himar, Shaheed Kess Emakk and Istimna Bala’a il A’air.
Thought for the day: So, will Captain Hook’s final words, as he boards a covert CIA extraordinary rendition flight from Smegmadale’s RAF Shitcreek Airfield to Guantanamo Bay, be the classic adieu of ‘Floreat Etona’ – or a simple, yet fittingly vulgar, two-fingered Harvey Smith salute? (handcuffs permitting).
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 11 April 2012
Kraut Poem Pisses Off Zionists
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The paranoid Zionist regime of Israel has gone into its customary ‘victims’ mode yet again in condemning a poem by the celebrated German author and Nobel laureate Guenter Grass as anti-Semitic and declaring him "persona non grata" – thus effectively barring him from travelling to the outlaw militarist state for a ‘Kinky Kibbutz’ mini-break – if he ever felt the perverse desire to visit the pariah state.
Grass, who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1999, recently published a ‘social conscience’ poetic composition which severely dissed the Israel leadership and their insidious ultra-Zionist policies that serve to keep the marginalised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip under the IDF’s sadistic jackboot and in a subjugated state of ethnic cleansing terror – which constitutes, in Grass’s eyes - an unacceptable abuse of human rights that equates to what Hitler’s Nazis did to the hapless Jews of Europe during the 1930-40’s pogroms.
In the poem - Der Kikesters Sucken (The Kikesters Suck) published by the Shitstirrer Zeitung newspaper last week, Herr Grass, 96, condemned his country's arms sales to Israel and denounced the war-mongering Zionist state’s contrived justifications and threats to launch pre-emptive military strikes against the peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran on the fictitious premise they might just be building nuclear weapons.
“It is a gross hypocrisy, these Khazar-Ashkenazi scumbags running Israel are all stooges for the Rothshite crime syndicate – and Israel has a covert nuclear weapons arsenal and is the greatest danger to regional security and world peace due this fact. They only wish for Syria and Iran to be attacked by the US and NATO so as to neutralise their military capacities and hence no longer pose a threat to Israel’s military hegemony.”
“So if my words of truth, even in a poem, offend them and cast aspersions on the fallacy that the pariah state of Israel is the Middle East’s showpiece of civilisation and a shining Beacon of Democracy, well they can go fuck off, eat shit and die.”
However, Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo described the ‘Der Kikesters Sucken’ poem as a display of ‘Jew-baiting’ by an ex- Waffen SS Holohoax denier.
“This anti-Semite Grass is henceforth barred from ever visiting Israel for his attempt to inflame hatred against God’s Chosen People and give credence to the falsehood that we stole our lands from the Palestinians. They have their lands – the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip – and we have even been kind enough to build a wall around them so they know which bit is theirs and which bits are ours.”
Grass's most recent work has also been widely criticised in Germany, which is extremely sensitive about attacks on Israeli policy due its predominant role in building chains of ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ concentration camps and the causing the Holohoax.
German Foreign Minister Guido Dorkpuller informed one press hack from the Bild newspaper that "Grass is treading the razor thin edge of political correctness here, for putting Israel and Iran on the same moral level is not only ingenious but absurd – as the Israelis are proven barbarians and guilty of a legion of false flag attacks – and too their human rights abuses and war crimes against the Palestinians - while the Iranians don’t come anywhere near the same level of criminality in their half-arsed support of international jihad movements.”
Conversely Grass’s latest work has been staunchly defended by many sections of international jurisprudence and human rights groups. Writing in the Shovrim Shtika Gazette, columnist Shylock Shochet criticised the ban on Grass.
"A situation in which any German who dares censure Israel is instantly accused of anti-Semitism is intolerable. We need first to denounce this customary first line ‘perpetual victims’ defence exaggeration, then once we shake off the unjustified part of the charge, we must listen to Grass’s words of wisdom and unadulterated truth that so offend the Zionist Israeli leadership.”
“They question why Grass only says this now – that a mad-dog and belligerent Israeli state armed with a nuclear arsenal endangers an already fragile world peace: for if these words are not spoken today, then tomorrow may already be too late.”
Thought for the day: To misquote the French philosopher Denis Diderot: An absence of conflict is no guarantee of peace – nor can there ever be peace in the Middle East or the world until the last Zionist political stooge has been strangled with the eviscerated entrails of the last Rothshite bankster.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The paranoid Zionist regime of Israel has gone into its customary ‘victims’ mode yet again in condemning a poem by the celebrated German author and Nobel laureate Guenter Grass as anti-Semitic and declaring him "persona non grata" – thus effectively barring him from travelling to the outlaw militarist state for a ‘Kinky Kibbutz’ mini-break – if he ever felt the perverse desire to visit the pariah state.
Grass, who was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1999, recently published a ‘social conscience’ poetic composition which severely dissed the Israel leadership and their insidious ultra-Zionist policies that serve to keep the marginalised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip under the IDF’s sadistic jackboot and in a subjugated state of ethnic cleansing terror – which constitutes, in Grass’s eyes - an unacceptable abuse of human rights that equates to what Hitler’s Nazis did to the hapless Jews of Europe during the 1930-40’s pogroms.
In the poem - Der Kikesters Sucken (The Kikesters Suck) published by the Shitstirrer Zeitung newspaper last week, Herr Grass, 96, condemned his country's arms sales to Israel and denounced the war-mongering Zionist state’s contrived justifications and threats to launch pre-emptive military strikes against the peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran on the fictitious premise they might just be building nuclear weapons.
“It is a gross hypocrisy, these Khazar-Ashkenazi scumbags running Israel are all stooges for the Rothshite crime syndicate – and Israel has a covert nuclear weapons arsenal and is the greatest danger to regional security and world peace due this fact. They only wish for Syria and Iran to be attacked by the US and NATO so as to neutralise their military capacities and hence no longer pose a threat to Israel’s military hegemony.”
“So if my words of truth, even in a poem, offend them and cast aspersions on the fallacy that the pariah state of Israel is the Middle East’s showpiece of civilisation and a shining Beacon of Democracy, well they can go fuck off, eat shit and die.”
However, Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo described the ‘Der Kikesters Sucken’ poem as a display of ‘Jew-baiting’ by an ex- Waffen SS Holohoax denier.
“This anti-Semite Grass is henceforth barred from ever visiting Israel for his attempt to inflame hatred against God’s Chosen People and give credence to the falsehood that we stole our lands from the Palestinians. They have their lands – the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip – and we have even been kind enough to build a wall around them so they know which bit is theirs and which bits are ours.”
Grass's most recent work has also been widely criticised in Germany, which is extremely sensitive about attacks on Israeli policy due its predominant role in building chains of ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ concentration camps and the causing the Holohoax.
German Foreign Minister Guido Dorkpuller informed one press hack from the Bild newspaper that "Grass is treading the razor thin edge of political correctness here, for putting Israel and Iran on the same moral level is not only ingenious but absurd – as the Israelis are proven barbarians and guilty of a legion of false flag attacks – and too their human rights abuses and war crimes against the Palestinians - while the Iranians don’t come anywhere near the same level of criminality in their half-arsed support of international jihad movements.”
Conversely Grass’s latest work has been staunchly defended by many sections of international jurisprudence and human rights groups. Writing in the Shovrim Shtika Gazette, columnist Shylock Shochet criticised the ban on Grass.
"A situation in which any German who dares censure Israel is instantly accused of anti-Semitism is intolerable. We need first to denounce this customary first line ‘perpetual victims’ defence exaggeration, then once we shake off the unjustified part of the charge, we must listen to Grass’s words of wisdom and unadulterated truth that so offend the Zionist Israeli leadership.”
“They question why Grass only says this now – that a mad-dog and belligerent Israeli state armed with a nuclear arsenal endangers an already fragile world peace: for if these words are not spoken today, then tomorrow may already be too late.”
Thought for the day: To misquote the French philosopher Denis Diderot: An absence of conflict is no guarantee of peace – nor can there ever be peace in the Middle East or the world until the last Zionist political stooge has been strangled with the eviscerated entrails of the last Rothshite bankster.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Cameron: Poll Rating lower than Pol Pot
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Well, if it wasn’t for bad luck then the Tory’s Übermensch leader Posh Dave Scameron wouldn’t have any following two weeks of dodging ‘cash for access’ questions from House of Conmans opposition MPs regarding party donors coughing up what banksters refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’ so they can get close in and personal with whatever cabinet minister can help fulfil their personal commercial ‘wish list’.
To that end the fatally-flawed Libservative Coalition cabinet decided on a moronic Chinese fire drill ‘Panic Stations’ strategy by announcing that a vehicle fuel tanker strike was imminent and for everyone and their dog to rush off to the nearest gas station and fill up their cars – and anything else available that was capable of holding a few litres of diesel or petrol. Empty bottles, buckets, casserole dishes, slow cooker crocks, pots and pans, kettles, old welly boots, goldfish bowls – and even wheelie bins.
Alas, the car wreck Cabinet’s ‘Clot Superior’ responsible for turning order into chaos, Francis Maude, the Tory MP for Horseshit in Sussex, overlooked a simple HSE regulation when he sent the motoring population of Broken Britain into headless chicken mode – don’t decant the petrol in front of a blazing log fire – nor in the kitchen while Mum’s making a beef flambé on the stove – which resulted in scores of the UK’s households getting an emergency visit from their local fire brigade - and the NHS Trust A & E Burns Units being filled to capacity with barbequed housewives.
Now to add to the angst, Posh Dave, whose popularity ratings are on a par with a camping holiday in a leper colony or volunteering as a guinea pig for chemotherapy trials, has gone totally batshit bonkers and admitted to one press hack from the Mental Health Gazette that he keeps hearing ‘whispering voices’ in his pointy little head - all telling him to “play it safe” if he wants to win a majority.
But our Daring Dave - a man who while a student at Oxford once had the audacious balls to personally play ‘knock door - run’ on the Dean’s cottage one night following a drunken Bullingdon Club boozing session – has thrown this spectral ‘play it safe’ advice to the four winds and said “Popularity be damned!” – and intends to get a grip on Britain’s welfare bill so he can free up further funds to pay for the UK’s component of the imminent military invasions of Syria and Iran.
But Posh Dave’s a fair sort of bloke – just like Tony Bliar before him – and this time around intends leaving the hapless and marginalised senior citizens and disabled benefits claimants alone - and target unemployed youngsters instead.
Scameron’s radical proposals are being worked on by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next and the Department for Work and Pensions as part of a drive to slash benefits and force people to labour and sweat for their daily bread – or starve.
Under the current situation people below the age of 25 can claim housing benefit to help pay the rent for bed-sits or rooms in shared accommodation if their wages or jobseeker’s allowances are below the bog standard hand to mouth survival test criterion.
Now the plan is to eviscerate these benefits and hence drive the affected younger generation out onto the streets to boost the dwindling ranks of the homeless who’ve frozen to death over the winter months – or back to shack up with Mum and Dad as a reluctant lodger in the old spare room – or the garden shed.
But as the whimsical Scameron informed one reporter from the Daily Shitraker, he’s determined to push through his radical reforms and prepared to rub people up the wrong way concerning this – not his actual political masters, of course – but the common herd.
Going into petulant mode, Scameron stated for the public record “Really, it can’t be right that we pay a bunch of lazy-arsed oicks loads of unemployment benefits to stay at home rather than go out to work. And I don’t want to hear the old threadbare excuse that there are no jobs or apprenticeships to be had. These sods can come and volunteer for my Big Society work force and get a free hi-viz vest and a badge – plus a carton of orange juice and a bag of crisps for their lunch.”
Hmmm, perhaps readers might wish to check out Shelter’s response to Scameron’s plans - and point his attentions to the fact this tosspot scheme is a total contradiction of the Government’s own policies on overcrowding.
Thought for the day: So, Scameron’s poll rating has dived 8 points in a fortnight, following rows over cash–for-access donors, panic fuel buying, the controversial pastie tax, Chancellor Osborne’s crap budget – and the proposed ‘secret courts’ legislation being fielded as the ‘Something to Hide Act 2012’ which will exempt Tory Party donations and the likes of the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks – and the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide case - from ever being scrutinised in a public court of inquiry.
But let us ignore the duplicity uttered by this forked-tongued Zionist stooge currently tasked with administering the crony capitalist state that comprises Broken Britain with its culture of corporate greed, income disparities and social inequality, and focus instead on the fact his real constituency is not Shitney in Poxforshire but the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Fortune 500 corporations – and fatally involving the UK with the US criminal agenda to destabilise the Mid-East and Africa to achieve their New World Order’s ‘Foreign Policy Initiative’ (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) goals.
As to the National Bellenders popularity poll, New Labour’s Ed Millipede only copped for a sad 19% who thought he’d make a better PM, up just one point in the last two weeks – with the Lib-Dum’s Mick Clogg getting a mere 5%.
46% said they “don’t know” who would be the best PM - the highest figure since May 2010 – but speculated that Wallace and Gromit would make better Coalition leaders than the current pair of twats.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Well, if it wasn’t for bad luck then the Tory’s Übermensch leader Posh Dave Scameron wouldn’t have any following two weeks of dodging ‘cash for access’ questions from House of Conmans opposition MPs regarding party donors coughing up what banksters refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’ so they can get close in and personal with whatever cabinet minister can help fulfil their personal commercial ‘wish list’.
To that end the fatally-flawed Libservative Coalition cabinet decided on a moronic Chinese fire drill ‘Panic Stations’ strategy by announcing that a vehicle fuel tanker strike was imminent and for everyone and their dog to rush off to the nearest gas station and fill up their cars – and anything else available that was capable of holding a few litres of diesel or petrol. Empty bottles, buckets, casserole dishes, slow cooker crocks, pots and pans, kettles, old welly boots, goldfish bowls – and even wheelie bins.
Alas, the car wreck Cabinet’s ‘Clot Superior’ responsible for turning order into chaos, Francis Maude, the Tory MP for Horseshit in Sussex, overlooked a simple HSE regulation when he sent the motoring population of Broken Britain into headless chicken mode – don’t decant the petrol in front of a blazing log fire – nor in the kitchen while Mum’s making a beef flambé on the stove – which resulted in scores of the UK’s households getting an emergency visit from their local fire brigade - and the NHS Trust A & E Burns Units being filled to capacity with barbequed housewives.
Now to add to the angst, Posh Dave, whose popularity ratings are on a par with a camping holiday in a leper colony or volunteering as a guinea pig for chemotherapy trials, has gone totally batshit bonkers and admitted to one press hack from the Mental Health Gazette that he keeps hearing ‘whispering voices’ in his pointy little head - all telling him to “play it safe” if he wants to win a majority.
But our Daring Dave - a man who while a student at Oxford once had the audacious balls to personally play ‘knock door - run’ on the Dean’s cottage one night following a drunken Bullingdon Club boozing session – has thrown this spectral ‘play it safe’ advice to the four winds and said “Popularity be damned!” – and intends to get a grip on Britain’s welfare bill so he can free up further funds to pay for the UK’s component of the imminent military invasions of Syria and Iran.
But Posh Dave’s a fair sort of bloke – just like Tony Bliar before him – and this time around intends leaving the hapless and marginalised senior citizens and disabled benefits claimants alone - and target unemployed youngsters instead.
Scameron’s radical proposals are being worked on by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next and the Department for Work and Pensions as part of a drive to slash benefits and force people to labour and sweat for their daily bread – or starve.
Under the current situation people below the age of 25 can claim housing benefit to help pay the rent for bed-sits or rooms in shared accommodation if their wages or jobseeker’s allowances are below the bog standard hand to mouth survival test criterion.
Now the plan is to eviscerate these benefits and hence drive the affected younger generation out onto the streets to boost the dwindling ranks of the homeless who’ve frozen to death over the winter months – or back to shack up with Mum and Dad as a reluctant lodger in the old spare room – or the garden shed.
But as the whimsical Scameron informed one reporter from the Daily Shitraker, he’s determined to push through his radical reforms and prepared to rub people up the wrong way concerning this – not his actual political masters, of course – but the common herd.
Going into petulant mode, Scameron stated for the public record “Really, it can’t be right that we pay a bunch of lazy-arsed oicks loads of unemployment benefits to stay at home rather than go out to work. And I don’t want to hear the old threadbare excuse that there are no jobs or apprenticeships to be had. These sods can come and volunteer for my Big Society work force and get a free hi-viz vest and a badge – plus a carton of orange juice and a bag of crisps for their lunch.”
Hmmm, perhaps readers might wish to check out Shelter’s response to Scameron’s plans - and point his attentions to the fact this tosspot scheme is a total contradiction of the Government’s own policies on overcrowding.
Thought for the day: So, Scameron’s poll rating has dived 8 points in a fortnight, following rows over cash–for-access donors, panic fuel buying, the controversial pastie tax, Chancellor Osborne’s crap budget – and the proposed ‘secret courts’ legislation being fielded as the ‘Something to Hide Act 2012’ which will exempt Tory Party donations and the likes of the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks – and the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide case - from ever being scrutinised in a public court of inquiry.
But let us ignore the duplicity uttered by this forked-tongued Zionist stooge currently tasked with administering the crony capitalist state that comprises Broken Britain with its culture of corporate greed, income disparities and social inequality, and focus instead on the fact his real constituency is not Shitney in Poxforshire but the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Fortune 500 corporations – and fatally involving the UK with the US criminal agenda to destabilise the Mid-East and Africa to achieve their New World Order’s ‘Foreign Policy Initiative’ (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) goals.
As to the National Bellenders popularity poll, New Labour’s Ed Millipede only copped for a sad 19% who thought he’d make a better PM, up just one point in the last two weeks – with the Lib-Dum’s Mick Clogg getting a mere 5%.
46% said they “don’t know” who would be the best PM - the highest figure since May 2010 – but speculated that Wallace and Gromit would make better Coalition leaders than the current pair of twats.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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