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The latest bizarre scheme to be conjured up by the Libservative Coalition’s Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next comes as Liam Pox, the Secretary of Defence prepares to make thousands of troops redundant to save money and instead rely on Posh Dave Scameron’s ‘Big Society’ ‘volunteers’ to supplement the depleted ranks of the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade in Afghanistan, and guard the Socal gas pipeline and opium crops – plus mop up the socio-political disaster in Libya caused by NATO’s bomb-happy psychopaths - who have now armed every fucker and their dog with an AK47 and an assorted bag of M-15 Willy-Pete and M-67 frag’ grenades.
So, the gospel according to the 96-year old former Chief of the Defence Staff and career warmonger Lord Chaz Guthrie is to employ the redundant troops as school teachers to improve standards of discipline.
Guthrie’s flawed scheme aims to establish a new chain of so-called ‘academies’ modelled on the Armed Forces and staffed entirely by ex-servicemen - which he, in his unqualified arrogant opinion, claims are required to create a culture of respect among children from the roughest and toughest backgrounds.
He insisted that too many inner-city schools were currently failing to address serious behavioural problems and has been tasked to draw up plans to open a state secondary academy in Manchester’s notorious Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate - staffed by redundant members of the UK’s Special Forces.
An ex-Army General in his own right, and so typical of all that’s wrong with Britain, a non-executive director of the ultra-Zionist NM Rothshite & Sons bankster crime syndicate, Lord Guthrie’s flagship education facility at Stench Hill – the ‘Abu Ghraib Asbo Central Academy’ will open next week to serve pupils 11 to 18 - to be followed in early October by the St Atilla’s School for Latter Day Psychopaths in Crudhouse Park – with both run by teams of gung-ho, fucked-in-the-head ex-squaddies.
While career educators are gob-smacked at the very idea of staffing any institute of learning with homicidal maniacs and war criminals - proponents of the bizarre scheme at the Defence Ministry claim it will impose zero-tolerance discipline, serve to place a heavy emphasis on extraordinary rendition and outdoor activities such as gay dogging sessions - and encourage competition with a house system of survival of the fittest, and streaming by martial arts ability - to kill or be killed.
Further to these basic aims, ministers want to expand the number of cadet forces set up in state schools to instil a brainwashed Orwellian Big Brother “spirit of service” in the next generation – ready to go forth and fight the New World Order’s wars of aggression - to steal and secure the natural resources of defenceless Third World shitholes.
Meanwhile the moronic clot currently posing as the Education Secretary, Michael Gove, has described Guthrie’s scheme as an ideal example of the coalition government's concept of a Big Society, actual career educators consider the concept of employing ex-military personnel as teachers to be "deeply worrying".
Irwin Spatchcock, head teacher of the Scally Alley Media Arts College in Smegmadale, told one press hack from the Daily Shitraker "For the first time in my 30 years of teaching experience we have a situation where there are graduates with PGCEs, good references and lots of experience who cannot get jobs. Hence, if there is no place for these qualified teachers, why the fuck do we need a bunch of unqualified ones who’ll probably resort to torturing the kids if they don’t hand homework assignments in on schedule?"
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Sunday, 4 September 2011
Saturday, 3 September 2011
New Met’ Chief to be Freemason
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bwian Pillock, the Librarian-Dummercrat candidate for the 2012 London mayoral elections, is backing fellow Freemason, Sir Huge Rodent Ego OBE, the current head of the Association of Chief Police Officers, to become the next Metropolitan Plod Squad Commissioner.
A former Met’ Commander, Pillock told one press hack from the Nepotism Gazette that in his personal and unqualified opinion, Sir Huge would be the best candidate to head the force.
Pillock seized the opportunity of announcing his own fatally-flawed candidacy for the 2012 London mayoral election to promote a measure of positive spin and propaganda to support Sir Huge Ego as the man for the top job - to sort out the culture of deep-rooted criminality - and graft and corruption – which now infests the scandal-ridden Met’.
Sir Huge is believed to be one of four candidates in the running to replace the ignominious Sir Paul Stephenson as Commissioner - who committed ritual seppuku by falling on his own paper knife following revelations that there was absolutely no difference between an organized crime syndicate and the Met’s Plod Squad – apart from the fact membership of the latter provided a modicum of ‘prosecution-free’ indemnity – plus lots of kick-backs and a blue chip pension.
Stephenson opted for an easy way out ‘assisted suicide’ in the Grassy Knoll Woods last July amid damning revelations in the red top gutter press exposing the Met's immoral links with Rupert Mudrock’s felonious News International Mafioso, and which further revealed top ranking Scotland Yard officers picked up tax free cash-in-hand bribes of £30,000 quid for passing on restricted confidential information regarding secret investigations.
Speaking on BBC Radio 4's Renta-Cunt programme, Pillock opined: "We need a strong commissioner with a pair of balls running the Met’ and simply cannot afford to have another vacillating Rotary Club wimp like that twat Stephenson in charge. Personally I think my mate Sir Huge Ego’s just the man for the job – especially with his time spent in Northern Ireland, knee-capping Provos – and being a ranking Freemason too.”
Smegmashire Police Chief Genghis ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher; Acting Met’ Commissioner Tommy Badwin - and former Scouseland Police Authority head Des Fuctifino are also rumoured to have submitted applications for the Met’s vacant top dog post.
The new commissioner will be appointed on the recommendation of the Home Secretary, Theresa Maybe – (a non-Mason but active Townswomen’s Guild High Priestess) - who must take into account the opinions and preferences of the ultra-Zionist and Opus Dei member, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense - and also the shady cabal of Freemasons dominating the Metropolitan Police Authority.
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Bwian Pillock, the Librarian-Dummercrat candidate for the 2012 London mayoral elections, is backing fellow Freemason, Sir Huge Rodent Ego OBE, the current head of the Association of Chief Police Officers, to become the next Metropolitan Plod Squad Commissioner.
A former Met’ Commander, Pillock told one press hack from the Nepotism Gazette that in his personal and unqualified opinion, Sir Huge would be the best candidate to head the force.
Pillock seized the opportunity of announcing his own fatally-flawed candidacy for the 2012 London mayoral election to promote a measure of positive spin and propaganda to support Sir Huge Ego as the man for the top job - to sort out the culture of deep-rooted criminality - and graft and corruption – which now infests the scandal-ridden Met’.
Sir Huge is believed to be one of four candidates in the running to replace the ignominious Sir Paul Stephenson as Commissioner - who committed ritual seppuku by falling on his own paper knife following revelations that there was absolutely no difference between an organized crime syndicate and the Met’s Plod Squad – apart from the fact membership of the latter provided a modicum of ‘prosecution-free’ indemnity – plus lots of kick-backs and a blue chip pension.
Stephenson opted for an easy way out ‘assisted suicide’ in the Grassy Knoll Woods last July amid damning revelations in the red top gutter press exposing the Met's immoral links with Rupert Mudrock’s felonious News International Mafioso, and which further revealed top ranking Scotland Yard officers picked up tax free cash-in-hand bribes of £30,000 quid for passing on restricted confidential information regarding secret investigations.
Speaking on BBC Radio 4's Renta-Cunt programme, Pillock opined: "We need a strong commissioner with a pair of balls running the Met’ and simply cannot afford to have another vacillating Rotary Club wimp like that twat Stephenson in charge. Personally I think my mate Sir Huge Ego’s just the man for the job – especially with his time spent in Northern Ireland, knee-capping Provos – and being a ranking Freemason too.”
Smegmashire Police Chief Genghis ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher; Acting Met’ Commissioner Tommy Badwin - and former Scouseland Police Authority head Des Fuctifino are also rumoured to have submitted applications for the Met’s vacant top dog post.
The new commissioner will be appointed on the recommendation of the Home Secretary, Theresa Maybe – (a non-Mason but active Townswomen’s Guild High Priestess) - who must take into account the opinions and preferences of the ultra-Zionist and Opus Dei member, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense - and also the shady cabal of Freemasons dominating the Metropolitan Police Authority.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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UK Councils Warned: “Quit Nosying!”
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Libservative Coalition’s Communities Secretary, Eric ‘I beat Bulimia’ Prickles, is issuing strict guidelines to councils concerning their dictatorial demands for personal information contained within the intrusive lifestyle and diversity data mining surveys they appear to run on a commercial basis - and which currently include questions about people's sexual orientation and perversions, their ethnicity and religion and if they’re STD / HIV-free.
The move follows a series of high-profile cases where councils have demanded personal information from individuals who applied to access public services.
These included libraries in London’s Slumborough Hamlets, requiring people who registered to join and borrow books if they had prostate or bowel cancer, diabetes or any exotic venereal diseases, such a Galloping Dobber Rot or Minge Canker - and whether they frequented al fresco swingers sessions in Doggers Wood – or were into cross-dressing and took it up the back passage.
The Department for Communities and Local Government claims its one-page statutory guidance sheet replaces the protracted 56 pages of John ‘Two Shags’ Prescott's moronic 'The New Labour Best Value Handbook’.
They further mention that the ‘advisory’ unambiguously states there is no legal or binding requirement for councils to demand that residents undertake surveys involving unnecessary and intrusive personal lifestyle and diversity questionnaires.
Secretary Prickles informed one press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "Here we are in the middle of a deepening depression, with taxpayers keeping a wary eye on their pennies, and the last thing councils should be doing is sending out these stupid questionnaires, asking people if they like haddock.”
"Local residents shouldn't be required to reveal detailed personal information just because they've complained about their wheelie bins not being emptied - or want to join their local library so they can borrow an unabridged copy of Marx and Engles’ Communist Manifesto.”
Bazzer McSkanger, director of the anarchy-orientated Fascist Watch civil rights group, told the media "About effin’ time too that some fucker clamped down on these town hall jobsworths wiv their ‘nosy bastards’ surveys - beakin’ inter our personal affairs an’ wantin’ ter know the in’s and out’s of Rileys’ arsehole.”
“It’s all data mining for anythin’ and everythin’ ter justify payin’ some moron £100,000 quid a year – an so effin’ typical of our Nanny State Big Brother government – no respect for personal privacy – unless it’s their effin’ own an’ concernin’ how fuckin’ much they’ve fiddled in Parliamentary expenses.”
“Then yer got this survey wot they carried out around Birmingstan, where all the Pakis an’ Muslims live, an' the effin’ council wants ter know who supports this BDS campaign fer boycotts, divestment and sanctions against the Zionist kikester bastards runnin’ Israel until it complies wiv international law and stops treatin’ the Palestinians like the Nazi Germans treated the Jews.”
“Next effin’ thing, the ones wot completed the survey an’ sez they support the BDS thingy gets labelled anti-Semites an’ Holohoax deniers an’ put on a terrorist watchlist.”
Conversely, Ms Beverly Titwank, the CEO of Community Area Partnerships, the quango raking in zillions of pounds organising these surveys for local authorities, has defended their work.
“While we have no decision-making power, the information harvested is processed and will form a battle plan which assists local councils in assessing the areas of their communities that should be watched for subversive activities – such as people thinking for themselves and disagreeing with government policies.”
"It might sound rather Big Brotherish and an attempt at social engineering but it really is democracy working at a grassroots level – especially so when we ask how many times a householder mows their lawn each month."
Do you get local authority data mining surveys shoved through your letter box? Do you consign them straight to the recycling bin – or fill them in with any old shit and a selection of choice inaccuracies just to throw a spanner into the bureaucratic works like any good anarchist should?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could end up on some local council’s shit list.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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The Libservative Coalition’s Communities Secretary, Eric ‘I beat Bulimia’ Prickles, is issuing strict guidelines to councils concerning their dictatorial demands for personal information contained within the intrusive lifestyle and diversity data mining surveys they appear to run on a commercial basis - and which currently include questions about people's sexual orientation and perversions, their ethnicity and religion and if they’re STD / HIV-free.
The move follows a series of high-profile cases where councils have demanded personal information from individuals who applied to access public services.
These included libraries in London’s Slumborough Hamlets, requiring people who registered to join and borrow books if they had prostate or bowel cancer, diabetes or any exotic venereal diseases, such a Galloping Dobber Rot or Minge Canker - and whether they frequented al fresco swingers sessions in Doggers Wood – or were into cross-dressing and took it up the back passage.
The Department for Communities and Local Government claims its one-page statutory guidance sheet replaces the protracted 56 pages of John ‘Two Shags’ Prescott's moronic 'The New Labour Best Value Handbook’.
They further mention that the ‘advisory’ unambiguously states there is no legal or binding requirement for councils to demand that residents undertake surveys involving unnecessary and intrusive personal lifestyle and diversity questionnaires.
Secretary Prickles informed one press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "Here we are in the middle of a deepening depression, with taxpayers keeping a wary eye on their pennies, and the last thing councils should be doing is sending out these stupid questionnaires, asking people if they like haddock.”
"Local residents shouldn't be required to reveal detailed personal information just because they've complained about their wheelie bins not being emptied - or want to join their local library so they can borrow an unabridged copy of Marx and Engles’ Communist Manifesto.”
Bazzer McSkanger, director of the anarchy-orientated Fascist Watch civil rights group, told the media "About effin’ time too that some fucker clamped down on these town hall jobsworths wiv their ‘nosy bastards’ surveys - beakin’ inter our personal affairs an’ wantin’ ter know the in’s and out’s of Rileys’ arsehole.”
“It’s all data mining for anythin’ and everythin’ ter justify payin’ some moron £100,000 quid a year – an so effin’ typical of our Nanny State Big Brother government – no respect for personal privacy – unless it’s their effin’ own an’ concernin’ how fuckin’ much they’ve fiddled in Parliamentary expenses.”
“Then yer got this survey wot they carried out around Birmingstan, where all the Pakis an’ Muslims live, an' the effin’ council wants ter know who supports this BDS campaign fer boycotts, divestment and sanctions against the Zionist kikester bastards runnin’ Israel until it complies wiv international law and stops treatin’ the Palestinians like the Nazi Germans treated the Jews.”
“Next effin’ thing, the ones wot completed the survey an’ sez they support the BDS thingy gets labelled anti-Semites an’ Holohoax deniers an’ put on a terrorist watchlist.”
Conversely, Ms Beverly Titwank, the CEO of Community Area Partnerships, the quango raking in zillions of pounds organising these surveys for local authorities, has defended their work.
“While we have no decision-making power, the information harvested is processed and will form a battle plan which assists local councils in assessing the areas of their communities that should be watched for subversive activities – such as people thinking for themselves and disagreeing with government policies.”
"It might sound rather Big Brotherish and an attempt at social engineering but it really is democracy working at a grassroots level – especially so when we ask how many times a householder mows their lawn each month."
Do you get local authority data mining surveys shoved through your letter box? Do you consign them straight to the recycling bin – or fill them in with any old shit and a selection of choice inaccuracies just to throw a spanner into the bureaucratic works like any good anarchist should?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could end up on some local council’s shit list.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Friday, 2 September 2011
Debtocracy Banksters do Big Bad Bully Act
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Cash-strapped UK home owners are being harassed with cold calls on their home land line and mobile phones by usurious banks and building societies, and told to quit spending on extravagant ‘luxuries’ such as food and super-soft triple-tinted toilet paper - or risk losing their homes if they can’t honour their monthly mortgage premiums - and hence default on their ‘never pay in your lifetime’ housing loans.
Every week an excess of 10,000 customers of Crock of Shit Asset Management and the Badford & Bingeless Building Society are being warned to slash their outlay on the latest smart phones, Sky TV All-Sports contractsand high speed Internet broadband; plus no more ‘happy ending’ sensation massages at their local gym - or even socialising over a couple of pints of Bitch Thumper lager on a weekend down at their local Troublespot Taverns pub chain boozer – and instead concentrate on priorities like paying their mortgage.
Banking industry whistleblowers, working under cover for Ox-Rat, the consumer watchdog charity, have revealed that grasping mortgage lenders are performing clandestine credit checks to identify high-risk customers – with a total of 300,000 ear-marked for a wake-up warning call relating to their prodigal spending habits.
While it might well be a finance industry standard for a credit check to be undertaken when a loan is applied for, it is unprecedented for so many to be carried out after mortgages have been approved and granted.
Though some might well argue such actions are a sensible precaution on the part of the vampiric lenders, to ensure borrowers meet their obligations and bow to debt slavery before the altar of Mammon, civil rights and privacy groups have condemned this recently-exposed ‘Cut the Spending - or Else’ intimidating practice as patronising and unfairly singling out the thriftless members of society who live for today – and harbour a justifiable attitude of ‘fuck tomorrow’.
It is a fact that UK laws require the country’s Debtocracy financial institutions to obtain a customer’s written permission to run a credit check – however, this is obviously being ignored – or disingenuously utilised due them giving their permission when originally applying for the loan – now other banksters are likely to launch their own copycat moves – and again breach the statutes of the Data Protection Act.
Ronnie Wanks, the chief executive of UK Asset Resolution - the company set up by government regulators to run the ‘Crock of Shit Asset Management’ and ‘Badford & Bingeless Building Society’ after both were rescued from insolvency by the ‘Taxpayer’ – explained that the company has 616,000 mortgage customers on its debt ledgers that still owed a total of £47 zillion quid in bail-out money back to the hapless British public.
Wanks attempted to diffuse critical publicity against their credit-worthy data mining project with: “All we’re trying to do is identify customers who may be struggling with other debts and risk failing to pay their vulture mortgages, hence ending up evicted and living in a tent – by helping them out to identify and correct problems with their monthly spending habits.”
“It’s not their credit card expenditures or renewing their Sky ‘Wank Channel’ subscription, or going out for the latest mobile smart phone technology that should come first – it’s their fucking mortgage payments.”
Mr Wanks, a former director of the bankrupt Misaligned & Red Leicester mortgage lender, added “We want our debt slaves to look at their finances and change their behaviour as almost 20,000 families have had their homes repossessed in the first half of 2011 due the fact they failed to make their mortgage payments and have ended up living on canal banks and landfill sites, fighting with seagulls and scrabbling around for food.”
“The latest figures from the Council of Housing Usurers show there were 18,100 repossessions between January and June this year - and the number of people failing to fully pay their mortgages every month is over a quarter of a million. Now that is definitely a recipe for disaster and eviction.”
Thought for the day: So, if your local banksters call up and say cancel your expensive mobile phone contract – then do so – and they can’t call to annoy you any more – perfect sense.
In a more ‘perfect world’ we’d ditch the fatally-flawed banking system of ‘times 10’ fractional reserves and centrally-controlled worthless fiat currencies and opt for an interest-free model, then the voracious fat cat banksters could fuck off, eat shit and die.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Cash-strapped UK home owners are being harassed with cold calls on their home land line and mobile phones by usurious banks and building societies, and told to quit spending on extravagant ‘luxuries’ such as food and super-soft triple-tinted toilet paper - or risk losing their homes if they can’t honour their monthly mortgage premiums - and hence default on their ‘never pay in your lifetime’ housing loans.
Every week an excess of 10,000 customers of Crock of Shit Asset Management and the Badford & Bingeless Building Society are being warned to slash their outlay on the latest smart phones, Sky TV All-Sports contractsand high speed Internet broadband; plus no more ‘happy ending’ sensation massages at their local gym - or even socialising over a couple of pints of Bitch Thumper lager on a weekend down at their local Troublespot Taverns pub chain boozer – and instead concentrate on priorities like paying their mortgage.
Banking industry whistleblowers, working under cover for Ox-Rat, the consumer watchdog charity, have revealed that grasping mortgage lenders are performing clandestine credit checks to identify high-risk customers – with a total of 300,000 ear-marked for a wake-up warning call relating to their prodigal spending habits.
While it might well be a finance industry standard for a credit check to be undertaken when a loan is applied for, it is unprecedented for so many to be carried out after mortgages have been approved and granted.
Though some might well argue such actions are a sensible precaution on the part of the vampiric lenders, to ensure borrowers meet their obligations and bow to debt slavery before the altar of Mammon, civil rights and privacy groups have condemned this recently-exposed ‘Cut the Spending - or Else’ intimidating practice as patronising and unfairly singling out the thriftless members of society who live for today – and harbour a justifiable attitude of ‘fuck tomorrow’.
It is a fact that UK laws require the country’s Debtocracy financial institutions to obtain a customer’s written permission to run a credit check – however, this is obviously being ignored – or disingenuously utilised due them giving their permission when originally applying for the loan – now other banksters are likely to launch their own copycat moves – and again breach the statutes of the Data Protection Act.
Ronnie Wanks, the chief executive of UK Asset Resolution - the company set up by government regulators to run the ‘Crock of Shit Asset Management’ and ‘Badford & Bingeless Building Society’ after both were rescued from insolvency by the ‘Taxpayer’ – explained that the company has 616,000 mortgage customers on its debt ledgers that still owed a total of £47 zillion quid in bail-out money back to the hapless British public.
Wanks attempted to diffuse critical publicity against their credit-worthy data mining project with: “All we’re trying to do is identify customers who may be struggling with other debts and risk failing to pay their vulture mortgages, hence ending up evicted and living in a tent – by helping them out to identify and correct problems with their monthly spending habits.”
“It’s not their credit card expenditures or renewing their Sky ‘Wank Channel’ subscription, or going out for the latest mobile smart phone technology that should come first – it’s their fucking mortgage payments.”
Mr Wanks, a former director of the bankrupt Misaligned & Red Leicester mortgage lender, added “We want our debt slaves to look at their finances and change their behaviour as almost 20,000 families have had their homes repossessed in the first half of 2011 due the fact they failed to make their mortgage payments and have ended up living on canal banks and landfill sites, fighting with seagulls and scrabbling around for food.”
“The latest figures from the Council of Housing Usurers show there were 18,100 repossessions between January and June this year - and the number of people failing to fully pay their mortgages every month is over a quarter of a million. Now that is definitely a recipe for disaster and eviction.”
Thought for the day: So, if your local banksters call up and say cancel your expensive mobile phone contract – then do so – and they can’t call to annoy you any more – perfect sense.
In a more ‘perfect world’ we’d ditch the fatally-flawed banking system of ‘times 10’ fractional reserves and centrally-controlled worthless fiat currencies and opt for an interest-free model, then the voracious fat cat banksters could fuck off, eat shit and die.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Krauts Solve Euro Crisis with ‘Whoring Tax’
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The German city of Bonn has decided to tax the *second oldest profession - and installed a series of ‘Shagometers’ to impose a levy on prostitutes who solicit their clientele on its streets, at a rate of six euros per fuck – with those who fail to pay facing fines and a possible ban on engaging in alleyway knee tremblers or suck n spit blow jobs within the city limits.
The Shagometers, which are actually converted parking meters, have been installed around the perimeter of Strumpet Strasse and the Trollop Square red light area, close to the city centre, which is favoured by hookers and a wide assortment of sexual perverts ready to shell out a stash of euros for a quick thrill and play the HIV version of Russian roulette gambling – by going bareback and dipping their wick into some slut’s snatch without a condom.
However, Candida Mingerot, director of Kunt Klub – a prostitute support group, demanded the meters removal, informing gutter press hacks that whores already paid income tax.
“I mean to say, we’re in the middle of a recession here, and blokes don’t call around for a quick mid-week hump anymore – and now you want to screw with our business even further so we have to up the price for a quick fuck by six euros to meet the tax bill?”
Ex-night club stripper and high class ‘courtesan’, Takem Orloff, sided with Candida, stating for the public record “We have a government approved scale of taxes for street hookers, just the same as those working in the brothels and massage parlours. A 10% ‘Wank Tax’ on rub and tug hand or tit jobs; a 15% discounted rate on suck and spit fellatio – rising to 20% for a full suck n swallow blow job; then 25% on penetrative sex in any position – including doggy – reduced to 15% for full anal ‘right-up-the-arse’ intercourse - due the inflated prices of KY Jelly and Preparation H.”
Ms Mingerot added “This is a discriminatory practice, targeting only female prostitutes – what about all the transvestites and faggots flogging their arses – and the hordes of Turks and Albanian pikeys hiring out their children by the hour to the kiddie fiddling paedo’s from the Arab embassies that come around Gropers Strasse and Catamite Park to satisfy their perverse erotic fetishes for little boys? Then you’ve got those disgusting necrophiliacs hanging out around the cemetery – who’s going to tax them?”
“This is all the fault of that bitch of a Chancellor, Angela Merkel. When Gerhard Schröder was running the government there was never a problem as he’d pay a visit to Slutt Strasse a couple of times a week with members of the cabinet, to see the girls and get his sack emptied in Doggers Wood.”
* Oldest profession = grave-digging.
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The German city of Bonn has decided to tax the *second oldest profession - and installed a series of ‘Shagometers’ to impose a levy on prostitutes who solicit their clientele on its streets, at a rate of six euros per fuck – with those who fail to pay facing fines and a possible ban on engaging in alleyway knee tremblers or suck n spit blow jobs within the city limits.
The Shagometers, which are actually converted parking meters, have been installed around the perimeter of Strumpet Strasse and the Trollop Square red light area, close to the city centre, which is favoured by hookers and a wide assortment of sexual perverts ready to shell out a stash of euros for a quick thrill and play the HIV version of Russian roulette gambling – by going bareback and dipping their wick into some slut’s snatch without a condom.
However, Candida Mingerot, director of Kunt Klub – a prostitute support group, demanded the meters removal, informing gutter press hacks that whores already paid income tax.
“I mean to say, we’re in the middle of a recession here, and blokes don’t call around for a quick mid-week hump anymore – and now you want to screw with our business even further so we have to up the price for a quick fuck by six euros to meet the tax bill?”
Ex-night club stripper and high class ‘courtesan’, Takem Orloff, sided with Candida, stating for the public record “We have a government approved scale of taxes for street hookers, just the same as those working in the brothels and massage parlours. A 10% ‘Wank Tax’ on rub and tug hand or tit jobs; a 15% discounted rate on suck and spit fellatio – rising to 20% for a full suck n swallow blow job; then 25% on penetrative sex in any position – including doggy – reduced to 15% for full anal ‘right-up-the-arse’ intercourse - due the inflated prices of KY Jelly and Preparation H.”
Ms Mingerot added “This is a discriminatory practice, targeting only female prostitutes – what about all the transvestites and faggots flogging their arses – and the hordes of Turks and Albanian pikeys hiring out their children by the hour to the kiddie fiddling paedo’s from the Arab embassies that come around Gropers Strasse and Catamite Park to satisfy their perverse erotic fetishes for little boys? Then you’ve got those disgusting necrophiliacs hanging out around the cemetery – who’s going to tax them?”
“This is all the fault of that bitch of a Chancellor, Angela Merkel. When Gerhard Schröder was running the government there was never a problem as he’d pay a visit to Slutt Strasse a couple of times a week with members of the cabinet, to see the girls and get his sack emptied in Doggers Wood.”
* Oldest profession = grave-digging.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 1 September 2011
Libyan Rebels Get Reality Check Call
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In an incredible display of moronic naivety, Libya's rag-arsed rebel leadership has rejected the concept of the United Nations deploying any kind of international military force to oversee and ensure the peaceful formation of a democratically-elected government; with the shit-for-brains chairman of the National Transitional Council, Bala’a il A’air ibn Zamel, informing Western press hacks that his country did not need outside help to maintain domestic security and law and order now the Gaddafi gang were no longer part of the political equation.
The NTC’s official spokesman and acting Minister for Graft & Corruption, Mohammed ibn Himar, issued a statement to the international media, aimed at NATO’s military leadership and the UN Security Council, declaring “Cheers for the help in ousting Colonel Gaddafi, but so long – and thanks for all the guns.”
Conversely, US General Billy Bob McGnasher, NATO’s military envoy to the devastated war-torn desert shithole, informed reporters “These rebel clowns need to wake up to the reality that our Atlantic Alliance, alike Afghanistan and Iraq, is here to stay. Obviously these NTC clots have never heard of the Project for a New American Century or US Manifest Destiny – or the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
“These guys are surplus to requirements now, so they need to rethink their position very carefully when we stir up a nice little civil war for them and get the place well and truly Balkanised - with an ethnic cleansing campaign underway to be shut of the ‘undesirables’ – and that will provide the perfect excuse for the UN to advocate ‘continued humanitarian intervention’ - and hence we’ll be here until Hell freezes over - if not longer.”
Doubtless, the National Transitional Council’s head honchos, alike the stooge puppet political administrations of Iraq and Afghanistan, will eventually come to realise a ways down the road that perhaps, respectively, Saddam Hussein and the Taliban weren’t such a bad deal after all – and admit the fact that maybe Gaddafi was a lot more magnanimous than their new ZioNazi-Imperialist masters who are in control of their natural resources and have a jackboot firmly on the neck of their now-IMF dominated ‘Debtocracy’ economy.
UN representative Aldous Cocksquirrel, on site in Tripoli, told the media “This asinine display of patriotic fervour by the NTC is hopefully just a bit of nationalistic posturing. Obviously they’re going to require Western expertise to get the place up and running again – and organise a police force to collect up all the arms - as every fucker and their dog is walking around with guns right now.”
“Then we have 90% of Tripoli's population without water and sanitation – which isn’t that big a deal as they rarely take a bath by the smell of them - and seem to be used to shitting and pissing wherever they drop their ‘sirwals’.
While it has now emerged that Gaddafi's wife, Gorgonzilla Sharmuta and three of his adult children, Mohammed, Muhammad and Mohamed, fled to the neighbouring Third World shithole of Algeria in the early hours of Monday morning - taking advantage of the Bank Holiday weekend’s heavy traffic to disguise their 10-truck motorcade loaded with lots of Cash Converter-friendly goodies, all ready to finance an exile of luxury – the whereabouts of the bonkers Colonel remain unknown for certain.
However Western intelligence analysts are using the Echelon global eavesdropping system to track his daily laptop postings on Twitter, Adult Friend Finder and his Facebook web page, in an effort to locate his hideaway.
Thought for the day: International Zionist stooge political leaders, including UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron and US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton, are meeting in Paris to divvy up Libya's assets – who’s getting what.
The scrounging representatives of 60 countries and parasite organizations will also be in attendance to feast like scavenging jackals on the corpse of a once-sovereign nation – along with UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Loony, who has decided to put in a cameo appearance at the hypocritically-titled "Friends of Libya" conference, to be hosted by the French midget troll, President Nicolas Sarkozy.
One point of conspicuous noteworthiness is the fact the only fuckers ‘not invited’ to the Paris-based ‘War Profiteers’ conference are representatives of the rebel’s National Transitional Council.
An alternative ‘who’s in charge?’ scenario tabled for discussion on conference’s agenda means the Libyan NTC rebels might have to whistle for democracy if the NATO / UN mafia decide to re-install the monarchy – specifically the scumbag progeny of King Idris, the despotic kleptocrat Gaddafi’s coup ousted on this day, September 1st, in 1969.
Yet another prat with an ego that far surpasses his intellect and an absurd sense of personal entitlement – bestowed with a name longer than the famous North Wales train station: Crown Prince Sayyid Muhammad al-Rida bin Sayyid Hasan al-Rida al-Mahdi al-Senoussi : the man who still claims hereditary grazing rights to every hotel lobby carpet across the expanse of North Africa, for his camels and goats.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In an incredible display of moronic naivety, Libya's rag-arsed rebel leadership has rejected the concept of the United Nations deploying any kind of international military force to oversee and ensure the peaceful formation of a democratically-elected government; with the shit-for-brains chairman of the National Transitional Council, Bala’a il A’air ibn Zamel, informing Western press hacks that his country did not need outside help to maintain domestic security and law and order now the Gaddafi gang were no longer part of the political equation.
The NTC’s official spokesman and acting Minister for Graft & Corruption, Mohammed ibn Himar, issued a statement to the international media, aimed at NATO’s military leadership and the UN Security Council, declaring “Cheers for the help in ousting Colonel Gaddafi, but so long – and thanks for all the guns.”
Conversely, US General Billy Bob McGnasher, NATO’s military envoy to the devastated war-torn desert shithole, informed reporters “These rebel clowns need to wake up to the reality that our Atlantic Alliance, alike Afghanistan and Iraq, is here to stay. Obviously these NTC clots have never heard of the Project for a New American Century or US Manifest Destiny – or the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
“These guys are surplus to requirements now, so they need to rethink their position very carefully when we stir up a nice little civil war for them and get the place well and truly Balkanised - with an ethnic cleansing campaign underway to be shut of the ‘undesirables’ – and that will provide the perfect excuse for the UN to advocate ‘continued humanitarian intervention’ - and hence we’ll be here until Hell freezes over - if not longer.”
Doubtless, the National Transitional Council’s head honchos, alike the stooge puppet political administrations of Iraq and Afghanistan, will eventually come to realise a ways down the road that perhaps, respectively, Saddam Hussein and the Taliban weren’t such a bad deal after all – and admit the fact that maybe Gaddafi was a lot more magnanimous than their new ZioNazi-Imperialist masters who are in control of their natural resources and have a jackboot firmly on the neck of their now-IMF dominated ‘Debtocracy’ economy.
UN representative Aldous Cocksquirrel, on site in Tripoli, told the media “This asinine display of patriotic fervour by the NTC is hopefully just a bit of nationalistic posturing. Obviously they’re going to require Western expertise to get the place up and running again – and organise a police force to collect up all the arms - as every fucker and their dog is walking around with guns right now.”
“Then we have 90% of Tripoli's population without water and sanitation – which isn’t that big a deal as they rarely take a bath by the smell of them - and seem to be used to shitting and pissing wherever they drop their ‘sirwals’.
While it has now emerged that Gaddafi's wife, Gorgonzilla Sharmuta and three of his adult children, Mohammed, Muhammad and Mohamed, fled to the neighbouring Third World shithole of Algeria in the early hours of Monday morning - taking advantage of the Bank Holiday weekend’s heavy traffic to disguise their 10-truck motorcade loaded with lots of Cash Converter-friendly goodies, all ready to finance an exile of luxury – the whereabouts of the bonkers Colonel remain unknown for certain.
However Western intelligence analysts are using the Echelon global eavesdropping system to track his daily laptop postings on Twitter, Adult Friend Finder and his Facebook web page, in an effort to locate his hideaway.
Thought for the day: International Zionist stooge political leaders, including UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron and US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton, are meeting in Paris to divvy up Libya's assets – who’s getting what.
The scrounging representatives of 60 countries and parasite organizations will also be in attendance to feast like scavenging jackals on the corpse of a once-sovereign nation – along with UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Loony, who has decided to put in a cameo appearance at the hypocritically-titled "Friends of Libya" conference, to be hosted by the French midget troll, President Nicolas Sarkozy.
One point of conspicuous noteworthiness is the fact the only fuckers ‘not invited’ to the Paris-based ‘War Profiteers’ conference are representatives of the rebel’s National Transitional Council.
An alternative ‘who’s in charge?’ scenario tabled for discussion on conference’s agenda means the Libyan NTC rebels might have to whistle for democracy if the NATO / UN mafia decide to re-install the monarchy – specifically the scumbag progeny of King Idris, the despotic kleptocrat Gaddafi’s coup ousted on this day, September 1st, in 1969.
Yet another prat with an ego that far surpasses his intellect and an absurd sense of personal entitlement – bestowed with a name longer than the famous North Wales train station: Crown Prince Sayyid Muhammad al-Rida bin Sayyid Hasan al-Rida al-Mahdi al-Senoussi : the man who still claims hereditary grazing rights to every hotel lobby carpet across the expanse of North Africa, for his camels and goats.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
UK Plotting Afghan Karzai’s Downfall
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In the biggest security fuck-up since the last security fuck-up, the moronic International Development Secretary, Andy Pandy Mitchell, walked out of the front door of 10 Downing Street on Tuesday with a Top Secret briefing document in his hand, totally visible to sharp-eyed press hacks, who trained a score of telephoto camera lenses on the cover sheet of the A4 bundle - then scuttled back to their rat holes to process the shots and enlarge the script to a decipherable font size.
So, due this display of gross incompetence that would get lesser men fired in the real world, the cat’s out of the bag and no amount of spin or bullshit is going to get Tiddles back in there.
Following in the immoral and felonious footsteps of New Labour’s notorious war criminal, Tony Bliar, the UK’s Libservative Coalition Prime Minister, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, and his Millionaires Cabinet, are already acting on the orders of their Rothshite bankster family crime syndicate masters: get rid of Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai and the inner circle cabinet of career nepotists 'before' his second 5 year term of office expires in 2014 – with ‘before’ implying ‘immediately, if not sooner'.
The facing page of the secret memo photographed by reporters from the red top gutter press revealed that Scameron’s government is actively working on a plot of Machiavellian proportions to topple Hamid Kami-Karzai – the incumbent Afghan President and leader of the ruling corruption-ridden National Kleptocracy Party: a nefarious scheme that has been welcomed and endorsed by all members of the NATO Atlantic Alliance warmongers involved with the illegal neo-colonial occupation of Afghanistan.
So, just how to engineer and deliver this reversal of fortune onto the head of the hapless Karzai? A military coup demanding honest and democratic elections? Radioactive thallium in his coffee - al la Yasser Arafat? An ‘Et tu Brutus?’ Caesarian style back-stabbing? Mercury in the heel of his Doc Martins? A stray Shitehawk missile from a rogue UAV Raptor drone slamming into his motorcade? A Black Talon expanding round from a NATO sniper’s M24-E1/ XM2010 rifle through his thick skull? One of the Taliban’s Mohammed al Ka-Boom Brigade’s Semtex vest suicide bombers sneaked through the Presidential security net cobweb?
Hmmm, knowing the depths of criminal depravity that these venally corrupt Western governments will stoop to in order to achieve their ZioNazi Master’s objectives, then anything’s on the table.
Karzai, a US-installed political muppet gopher, who’s plunging popularity is on a par with that of chemotherapy clinics, and the type of person dogs bark at as he walks down the street, is suffering a lack of commitment and credibility in the eyes of his Zionist masters due repeated ‘patriotic’ calls of “Yankee go Home!” every time the moronic psychopaths in command of the NATO military occupation ‘accidentally’ happen to snuff another school full of sprogs.
Thought for the day: Will the erring International Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, suffer a bout of acute embarrassment and ignominy concerning his epic security faux pas and decide to do the right thing and observe the Greek bureaucratic tradition of exorcising shame and indignity – by falling on his own paper knife?
Hmmm, perhaps he might be persuaded to slip into a Semtex suicide vest himself and deliver it personally to the ill-fated Karzai.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In the biggest security fuck-up since the last security fuck-up, the moronic International Development Secretary, Andy Pandy Mitchell, walked out of the front door of 10 Downing Street on Tuesday with a Top Secret briefing document in his hand, totally visible to sharp-eyed press hacks, who trained a score of telephoto camera lenses on the cover sheet of the A4 bundle - then scuttled back to their rat holes to process the shots and enlarge the script to a decipherable font size.
So, due this display of gross incompetence that would get lesser men fired in the real world, the cat’s out of the bag and no amount of spin or bullshit is going to get Tiddles back in there.
Following in the immoral and felonious footsteps of New Labour’s notorious war criminal, Tony Bliar, the UK’s Libservative Coalition Prime Minister, Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, and his Millionaires Cabinet, are already acting on the orders of their Rothshite bankster family crime syndicate masters: get rid of Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai and the inner circle cabinet of career nepotists 'before' his second 5 year term of office expires in 2014 – with ‘before’ implying ‘immediately, if not sooner'.
The facing page of the secret memo photographed by reporters from the red top gutter press revealed that Scameron’s government is actively working on a plot of Machiavellian proportions to topple Hamid Kami-Karzai – the incumbent Afghan President and leader of the ruling corruption-ridden National Kleptocracy Party: a nefarious scheme that has been welcomed and endorsed by all members of the NATO Atlantic Alliance warmongers involved with the illegal neo-colonial occupation of Afghanistan.
So, just how to engineer and deliver this reversal of fortune onto the head of the hapless Karzai? A military coup demanding honest and democratic elections? Radioactive thallium in his coffee - al la Yasser Arafat? An ‘Et tu Brutus?’ Caesarian style back-stabbing? Mercury in the heel of his Doc Martins? A stray Shitehawk missile from a rogue UAV Raptor drone slamming into his motorcade? A Black Talon expanding round from a NATO sniper’s M24-E1/ XM2010 rifle through his thick skull? One of the Taliban’s Mohammed al Ka-Boom Brigade’s Semtex vest suicide bombers sneaked through the Presidential security net cobweb?
Hmmm, knowing the depths of criminal depravity that these venally corrupt Western governments will stoop to in order to achieve their ZioNazi Master’s objectives, then anything’s on the table.
Karzai, a US-installed political muppet gopher, who’s plunging popularity is on a par with that of chemotherapy clinics, and the type of person dogs bark at as he walks down the street, is suffering a lack of commitment and credibility in the eyes of his Zionist masters due repeated ‘patriotic’ calls of “Yankee go Home!” every time the moronic psychopaths in command of the NATO military occupation ‘accidentally’ happen to snuff another school full of sprogs.
Thought for the day: Will the erring International Development Secretary, Andrew Mitchell, suffer a bout of acute embarrassment and ignominy concerning his epic security faux pas and decide to do the right thing and observe the Greek bureaucratic tradition of exorcising shame and indignity – by falling on his own paper knife?
Hmmm, perhaps he might be persuaded to slip into a Semtex suicide vest himself and deliver it personally to the ill-fated Karzai.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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