Yer just gotta laugh n scratch yer head. How do these shit-fer-brains individuals ever get elected to a position of responsibility, to serve their electorate constituents, in national politics?
No wonder Food Bank Britain’s fallen to such a pitiful state of repair, with class act egocentric wankers like this ‘running state affairs’ (sic).
The primary subject of our ridicule today is presented in the format of a member of Sir Keir He-Haw’s Donkey Party shadow cabinet – a certain Mr David Lammy, a person of no fixed gender, who has currently secured the post of Foreign Secretary, no less – (and an individual who cannot tell the difference between a mosque and a hospital) – while gobbing off before the House of Conmans assembly, pathetically failed to engage brain prior to opening mouth regarding the fact he holds an obligatory Labour Party Friends of Israel Club membershit card – and subsequently failed to condemn the latest war crimes committed against the besieged Palestinian civilian population by the rogue state of Israel’s IDF psycho military – specifically their bombing of the Gaza Strip’s al-Ahli mosque.
Scammy’s words of condemnation were met by a chorus of ‘oh, fer fuck’s sake, no’ groans from his Parliamentary front, and rear, bench colleagues, for the contentious Hamas / IDF missile he was referring to did not hit a mosque, but rather a hospital – not quite the same thing, if one checks on definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary.
Nor to be content with one egregious error, the selective hearing-impaired Lammy blundered on, raising bouts of mirthful laughter from the Tory benches, along with a chorus of contrasting admonishments and interjections, plus discordant hisses, from his own horrified Labour MP ranks – attempting to correct him, and covertly calling out ‘Hospital!’; ‘Fer fuck’s sake, Hospital!’
Hmmm, just goes to show how much scrupulous ‘finger on the pulse’ attention Broken Britain’s political Opposition Party’s Shadow Foreign Secretary – (a blatant anti-Brexit Brussels Remainiac stooge) - takes of intelligence briefings and news reports, when some wayward (or was it?) missile impacts Gaza City’s al-Ahli Arab Hospital – and ‘NOT’ the al-Ahli Mosque – or Uncle Ali’s garage.
Surely his Tottenham constituents deserve better than a Parliamentary rep’ who can’t tell the difference between a hospital and a mosque.
Most definitely a figure fit for ridicule – even if he did cop an invite to the 2022 Washington-staged elitist Bilderberg Conference.
But Scammy’s entire career is one fit for ridicule – or microscopic analysis by the Met – and MI6 perhaps – for treachery and corruption.
Who knows, when a House of Conmans inquiry found that rules for late declaration of financial interests had been breached and Scammy failed to register a sweet ‘sixteen’ interests on time, including payments for tickets to American football games, and boxing matches in London.
In 2003, Lammy was appointed by Labour’s war crimes PM, the ever-odious Tony Bliar, as a Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State in the Constitutional Affairs department, and in this role gave his all-out ‘hands-up’ vote in favour of authorisation for Britain to illegally invade the sovereign state of Iraq - on the justification of a spiced-up - (more at complete pack of lies) - dodgy military intelligence dossier being pushed by the good ole US of A's Dubya Bush regime.
So too we remember well, and with much mirth, Scammy’s 2013 cat-calling of the BBC with accusations of racism - viz the College of Cardinals being in conclave to elect a new Pope – and rounded on their politically-incorrect speculation of the likelihood to see ‘black or white’ smoke coming from the Sistine Chapel chimney.
Really, just how thick is this guy, viz his revenant gaffes and blunders – a person that sits on King Chazzer’s Privy Councillor bench - and a supposed trained legal beagle to boot - who boasts ‘Harvard educated’ on his CV?
No shit Sherlock, we don’t fancy the Scammy Lammy defending our side of a case as an advocate in a court of law, even on a groundless charge of breaching Sad Dick Khan’s ULEZ penalty zone regulations while driving an electric Aston Martin.
Just for the record, and all-round giggles - even more Lammy fubars and snafus.
We still draw a smile at his working class / deprived childhood exaggerations – or lies – that he was raised in a single parent household on a diet of stale crusts and tax credits – when such ‘tax credit’ handouts were not introduced into Broken Britain’s welfare system until 2003 – and Lammy was 31 years old.
In January 2016 Lammy claimed that one million Indians sacrificed their lives – no, not at the Little Big Horn or Wounded Knee – but during World War Two, and not for the survival of Britain by combating the hordes of militant Hitlerian Nazism, il Duce’s Roman Legions, or the Kamikaze Samurai of the Rising Sun - but rather for some Common Market / European Union project.
A busy year was 2016, for in March he was fined £5,000 for instigating 35,629 automatic phone calls, urging people to back his ill-fated campaign for the post of Mayor of London, without gaining permission to contact the party members concerned. This was a first instance of a British politician being fined for authorising ‘nuisance calls’ under the statutes of the Privacy and Electronic Communication Regulations Act.
Nor should be overlook this stellar opportunity to revisit Lammy’s 2017 castigation of Comic Relief, viz the presenting of their African state aid recipients as Third World hopeless case nations, when they should be portraying them as Equals.
All well and good, yet if they were ‘equals’ then they’d have zero need of Comic Relief welfare handouts, c’est non?.
Still slagging off Comic Relief and Stacey Dooley, in 2019, Lammy publicly declared that ‘the world, and specifically Africa, do not need any more white saviours’ – (regardless of the blatant fact they obviously need ‘something’ as there don’t seem to be an over-abundance of ‘black saviour’ charitable donor organisations around) - this venomous criticism of generous Western donor whip-rounds resulted in a catastrophic drop in donations of £8 million-plus quid - the lowest for a Red Nose Day collection since 2007 – all thanks to Lammy’s anti-Whitey racist hangups and bombast.
For the record, and all thanks to this pointed criticism, Comin Relief declared that as Lammy knew better than they what Africa required, he, and his black African contemporaries, could take over the ‘despised ‘white saviour’ donor / charity role.
2019 was not Lammy’s best year either, as in the April he copped a major public bollocking for the media airing of his own personal ill-considered nasty racist comparison of the Tory-led Brexit European Research Group to the Hitlerian era Nazi hordes - and South African octane-boosted strength ‘kaffir-kicking’ apartheid – with the brainless boast it should have been even more damning.
In simple street talk terms, Mr ‘Nuisance Calls’ Lammy is an IQ-deficient gobshite who fails to engage brain before opening mouth.
And this dog wanker is Labour’s shadow foreign secretary of choice?
Yet another duck egg joining the ranks of Sir Keir’s ‘to be’ Labour government 2024 – along with Florence ‘Piranha Fangs’ Eshalomi, the Labour / Co-Op MP for Vauxhall Viva (Rust-Bucket Ward) who this week did a fine job of ignoring party policy, and subsequently broke ranks, by calling in the House of Conmans chamber ‘for an immediate humanitarian ceasefire’ to Israel’s war crime status military attacks on the Gaza Strip enclave and civilian population – a factor wholly in discord with Sir Keir Stammerer’s pro-Zionist ‘collective punishment’ kick some ass’ policy.
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