Labour’s Boast-a-Thon Conference

This week, Scouseland is being forced to suffer the agonising experience of playing an involuntary host to a gathering of New Labour Party pompous misfits – a veritable inimicus species of political creatures - staging their annual personal ego-massaging conference – and what a congregation of egocentric scum it truly manifested as, with the likes of the flip-flopping party leader (sic) Sir Keir Stammerer, and his ‘deputy dawg’ number two, Mangela ‘Scumbags’ Rayner, both holding forth with their visions of how they intend to transform Food Bank Britain back to its colonial Empire’s Day status of Great Britain.

Hmmm, what a sordid assembly they collectively made. If only the Devil could have cast his net over that shoal of talentless wankers.

Not only was Stammerer personally more full of shit than a Christmas goose, but so too his IQ-deficient gobshite deputy leader, the rabid Rayner; who managed – possibly with great personal effort – to take a break from referring to the Tory Party’s Parliamentarians as ‘Scum’ – and alternately pontificated, at great length, on what changes she personally, and New Labour, will make to Broken Britain - with Sir Keir at the helm – ‘when’ (er, no mention of ‘if’) Labour win the next general election and they kick start their programme of ‘utopian innovation’.

Some chance of that ever manifesting as a reality. Under the ego-driven leadershit likes of Stammerer and Rayner, life’s vital oxygen is being sucked out of what remains of a once-effective political unit headed by such leaders as Keir Hardy, and not the more-at-scent-than-substance, limp-wristed ‘Sir Keir’ of today.

A priority on the agenda, ‘if’ Labour win the 2024 General Election - as yet still unspoken – (apart from pro-Europhile and arch-Remainiac, David Scammy, MP for Tottenham, shooting his gob off and giving the game away) - is to dump Brexit and rejoin the EUSSR - then start providing ‘proper support’ to their friends in the Ukraine, by reintroducing military conscription and putting British troops on the ground, to counter Bad Vlad Putrid’s Russian invasion.

Oh yes, here we have strains – and a replay - of ex-Labour leader – and arch war criminal - Tony Bliar - committing to an illegal joint military invasion of Iraq by British troops, in cohorts with Dubya Bush’s uniformed psycho GI’s – and the entire Iraqi war plan based on a pack of dodgy dossier-compiled ‘porky pies’.

Albeit the Labour conference had many party faithful shaking their heads in disbelief, as Stammerer, boasting of Labour’s ‘green credentials’ stated for the mass media public record that he would be reinstating Fishy Sunak’s recently re-scheduled (2035) 2030 Clean n Green Zero carbon target date deadline once he steps through the door at 10, Downing Street – and committing Labour to build no less than one million new homes – (to house the waves of illegal migrants landing visa-less on our southern shores?) – which will form the backbone of the next generation of zero carbon ‘New Towns’ – aka ‘15 Minute Cities’.

Thus when it comes to building new houses or apartment blocks – for the legions of homeless illegal immigrants landing on our southern shores on a daily basis – good old big-hearted Sir Keir was quick to declare himself a Yimby with a hard-on – who intends to bulldoze restrictive planning rules (and lots of trees) overruling local MPs objections and protests to build more homes every-fucking-where - and fuck the greenbelt and parks.

And that folks, is the kinda ‘who gives a flying fuck’ talk that is sure to get you the votes of the homeless sectors of society.

For the slang record. Yimby, - yes in my back yard – are pro-housing advocates who want building projects to start near them – (especially so if they’re brickies or roofers - - or have a shitty piece of land to get rid of to some moronic local council buyer) – and are the polar opposite of a noxious Nimby – not in my back yard). 

In response to this utterly stupid commitment, in excess of half of eligible voters in Red Wall seats (53%) publicly support Sunak’s decision to slow the path to net zero carbon emissions, by delaying the petrol and diesel car ban to 2035 – and preferably to 2050 – if at all.

There again, the common sense and reality check political ranks of all parties would prefer the entire climate change / zero carbon hoax to be exposed, and our reliable hydrocarbon fuelled vehicles to remain on the roads – thus finally putting a stop to this ridiculously exaggerated and flawed (more at ‘manipulated’) science climate change crisis crap.

And if common sense and logic ruled the roost then that would be the plan, but alas, Stammerer is no decision-making leader, rather a programmed messenger – for Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF, and the Club of Rome - and yet, alike his predecessor Tony Bliar, simply another New World Order stooge.

This entire climate change crisis-related, money-grubbing pantomime – the net zero, carbon neutral, new green deal rip-off – is all more at scent than substance con’ job - but the scent of mega-profits attracts all manner of unscrupulous, moral-deficient predators – like carrion blowflies to cow crap – and specifically so the brain dead, gullible, holier-than-thou eco-warrior apostles – as perfectly exampled by the Just Stop Traffic crazies - who still believe oil and gas are fossil fuels (cos that’s what they were told) – manipulated to perfection by the ranks of greed-mongering anti-carbon, get-rich lobbyists.

Not to lose sight of the fact that the newly-titled ‘Sir Keir’ is no practiced politician but an ex-CPS paper shuffler – (who failed to prosecute the BBC’s celebrity sex molester / rapist / paedophile / necrophiliac - Jimmy Savile) and if by some uncanny quirk Labour get into office, then one of Sir Keir’s priority orders of the day, when he sets foot inside 10, Downing Street, is to mandate school teachers to supervise pupils brushing their teeth – as Broken Britain’s once exemplary NHS dental service has gone the way of the dinosaurs, and for the lower wage earning sectors of our shafted society, then private dental care is an unaffordable pipe dream.

Nice one Keir, did you conjure up that ridiculous nonsense to implement more Nanny State fascism all on your lonesome  - or is it a joint / team effort by Labour’s shadow nudge unit squad?

But Keir was outdone on the tooth-brushing fubar, by none other than Labour's Peter Kyle, MP for Hove, who made a cracking faux pas during his main stage speech – blaming Labour for squandering the past 13 years (of Tory Nasty Party mismanagement) on the mismanagement of Broken Britain by New Labour.

Really, no shit, Sherlock – who the fuck is responsible for vetting these wankers, and letting a tosser like Kyle anywhere near the podium and microphone?

There again, to the IQ-deficient party members who comprise Labour’s Red Wall  mindset, their conference goes well - with the main theme centred on the good old Blame Game – dissing the Tory gang and make them look bad, for all that is wrong in Britain – and how Labour is the panacea.

Panacea my arse - the gospel according to ‘Raving Rachel’ Reeves, (MP for Leeds West) wholly ignoring their net zero / clean n green pledges, Labour are planning on an environmental assault by reclassifying our precious Green Belt as ‘Brownfield’ lands, and building homes for the thousands of homeless illegal immigrants that have set out from their Third World origins on a mass scrounging mission, and puddle-hopped the Channel from safe haven France in overloaded rubber boats.

Conversely, this factor gels well with Labour’s ‘Brussels-friendly’ immigration ‘plan’ (sic) and myopic approach to addressing a wide range of labour shortages across Broken Britain - this “Skills England” initiative, and its corresponding EUSSR-compliance stance on illegal, ‘visa-deficient’ migration by hordes of Third World scallies on a mass scrounge-a-thon.

Next up on the bonkers ideas list, and perhaps an attempt to top Reeves’ fatuous idiocy, we have this ludicrous proposal announced in the ginger-mingin Mangela ‘Witchipoo’ Rayner’s speech - of making misogyny a hate crime – principally to counter criticism of her blundering political circus act and referring to political opponents as ‘scum’. 

Que? WTF? Has any fucker or their dog thought this one through – specifically viz Labour being enamoured with the Woke joke cult’s equality, inclusivity and diversity 'I'm offended!' credo?

If misogyny is to be a hate crime, then how about ‘misandry’ – Will that anti-male  hate factor be categorised as a crime too?

Betcha not.

So, misogyny is to become a hate crime – for what, exactly - using the wrong pronouns?

To wit, referencing the Labour conference manifesto wish list – the burning question of the day in our dysfunctional society is this: do we want a political party running Food Bank Britain that bears an innocuous stance on transgender women - with the hare-brained Lisa Nandy, MP for Wicked Wigan, demanding trans-women (men in a skirt) have a pre-ordained right to co-habit biological women's spaces: prisons, toilets, clothing store changing rooms, hospital wards.

But this goes in entirety for Labour, which has no problem with endorsing the ridiculous ‘acceptance’ aspects of the transgender-bender camp – and women’s identities being airbrushed out of existence – along with this testosterone diminished physical state of ‘manopause’ now ordained by the High Priests of Woke as a sound excuse for males of the species dodging work - with a valid medical certificate?

For the record, and most certainly feel free to laugh at the nonsense, if you wish – ‘andropause’, aka ‘male menopause’, is caused by a middle age drop in testosterone production, and can manifest with symptoms of decreased libido, erectile dysfunction, gynaecomastia (man tits), hot flushes, anxiety, depression and weight gain.

Further to the afore-mention bullshit, here we are referencing a party that is in agreement with the anti-science in which the Woke joke media – and establishment bodies – and too, specifically, the leader of the New Labour Party – are of a mind that our society is composed of multiple gender bender sexes – as opposed to a historically-consistent biological two – male and female – and the anomalous blue moon manifestation of the odd hermaphrodite – kitted out with both male and female biological attributes – while this gender bender dysphoria of biological men identifying as women qualifies as a negative mental health condition.

There again, the gospel according to New Labour’s arrogant Sir Keir Flip-Flop, there is no difference whatsoever between those who are born female and those who are born male – if they chose to identify as women - and that a penis can be a female appendage too.

Hmmm, hate to view a record of Sir Keir’s adolescent ‘sexual intimacy’ learning curve years.

Alas, the Woke membershit contingent of the Labour party, along with their transgender-bender buddies, have truly lost their way – posing as ‘progressives’ (sic) going forward - while their faculties of logic and common sense go into reverse.  For here we see the negative effects of group think manifest – especially so with groups of moronic imbeciles and deadbeat Wokesters pushing their fascist cancel culture message - and, believe this or not, had the Liverpool conference hall's male toilets cosmetically modified to accommodate the gender benders - by concealing the stand-up porcelain urinals behind a curtained arrangement. Hence the only place for genuine males of the species to take a leak - in the male toilets - was to use the sit-down lavatory stalls - an aberration that caused all manner of head-shaking mirth - and an assortment of sarcastic expletives.

Ergo, the Woke joke mindset isn’t simply about indoctrination but more at neuro-linguistic programming – brainwashing being the more apt term for the ‘good dog’ mental state of subservient compliance.

Seriously, Labour and Sir Keir need a rethink on this vital issue, for the voting public – those still retaining the faculties of common sense, logic, and a half-arsed grasp on reality – have had a bellyful of the ‘fresh out of the asylum’ lunacy from the bonkers Woke joke cult’s so-called ‘progressives’ spitting their angry rhetoric at the public demographic in general, and those ‘adversaries’ their nasty, sinister narratives specifically target for committing some socio-political breach of etiquette that does not bear the imprimatur of their ordained Woke approval.

Sir Keir indeed – this man, the flip-flopping leader (sic) of a political party, who believes in earnest that he will be the next prime minister of Broken Britain in the wake of the 2024 scheduled general erection, is a virtual parody of himself – and confirms the fact every time the clown opens his gob – with yet another mind-change statement - and being a WEF convert and Broken Britain's anointed political stooge to implement Satan Klaus Schlob's 'you vill own nutink und be happy' Great Reset.

But let it be duly noted that Stammerer earned a round of applause from the gullibility-stricken audience for his ‘decade of national renewal’ promise speech – and then received a standing ovation for a superb ‘Garry Glitter’ impersonation when one unimpressed anarchist type tossed a pail of silver party glitter over his Poundland discount suit jacket.

To close, and add insult to injury, the Labour controlled Medway Council (Kent) has scrapped its town’s Christmas lights display for 2023, opting for an alternative, Scrooge-themed, cheap-arsed Non-Festive Season celebration instead, with the porcine council leader, Vince Slugg, informing one gutter press hack from the Penny Pinchers Gazette that the move will save £75,000 – to be added to the council’s bonus pot.

Oh my, if the loopy Labour party beat the Tories in the next general election and are top dogs in the House of Conmans, then the British public should be individually issued with a freebie NHS course anxiolytic medication – to offset the induced suicide levels of finger nail nibbling anxiety.

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