Pronoun Crimes on the Rise

Que? WTF? International Pronouns Day? The world has gone utterly bonkers in the thrall of this Woke joke cult – fielding yet another control freak nonsense initiative – to protect those being referred to with incorrect pronouns – a heinous act that singularly affects the snowflake sensibilities of gender-confused persons – and those suffering severe mental health issues.

This misgendering brouhaha has now been adopted as an election manifesto issue, with the Labour party threatening to make mis-gendering some cross-dressing tranny bloke in a frock - and sporting a pair of false blow-up boobs – a gender discrimination prosecution offence.

That is, if they ever get back into power – after Tony Bliar’s ‘weapons of mass distraction’ war crimes Lie-a-Thon episode while in office - viz the illegal invasion of Iraq – followed with a toxic season of managerial gross incompetence by Gordon ‘Beam me up Scotty’ Broon as Prime Minister - which definitely branded New Labour as a political entity not to be trusted.

Thus beware the Woke ‘hissy fit’ morons and their cancel culture’s creeping authoritarianism being adopted by Labour and Sir Keir Flip-Flop – which shall manifest in the non-Woke elements of our sick and floundering society cancelled for having a different opinion, or stating the bloody obvious – or, Heavens forbid, telling the Truth.

Ergo, but it is not only the loony left Labour wankers pursuing this wrong pronoun ‘criminal offence’ insanity, but so too the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

We shake our heads in wonderment and dismay. What is required by the adults in government – (if any remain) - before the Woke gang kick start a civil rebellion, is the establishment of a Common Sense Commission - to combat and stamp down on the Woke cult’s ‘fresh out of the asylum’ lunacy – for the Wokesters and their transgender-bender buddies have truly lost their way – posing as ‘progressives’ (sic) as their logic and common sense go into reverse and they engage in spitting their angry rhetoric at the public demographic in general, and those their nasty, sinister narratives specifically target for committing some socio-political breach of etiquette that does not bear the imprimatur of their ordained Woke approval.

For sure, the Woke virus has achieved a contagion level event  status, and is rife in the Labour party, with Sir Keir jumping on what he believes might prove to be a vote-winning hot-to-trot topic viz transgender-bender males participating in women’s sports, with Keir stating that biological men posing as biological women should be allowed to compete - as it could be beneficial for their mental health – whereas the common sense opposing view is one of their participation being detrimental to the mental – and physical – health of real, biological women players.

Hmmm, if this was not a touchy subject to begin with, sans a political party – the Keir Stammerer-led Labour – promoting further the hue n cry atmosphere of transphobia and discrimination from the trans-gender-bender club viz biological female protests aimed at men with cocks cheating by claiming to be true blue females, and entering women’s sports events.

Ergo, a biological male who’s downed a course of hormones for breakfast and grown a pair of man tits is not a woman – and so too winning a title in a women’s sports event just ain’t kosher either, and definitely does not make you a champion – but more an entitled cheat who should hang their head in shame – if they possessed any format of moral conscience viz playing fair.

The issue is tolerated, and thus aggravated, by IQ-deficient Woke cult membershits of the government, and regulatory sports bodies who claim  they are committed to fostering an inclusive environment that respects all athletes, regardless of gender identity.

So too, there the Woke sickness problem lies – casting their evil eye of moral judgement on every fucking thing – from some hapless twat’s carbon footprint to transgender bender tolerance and inclusivity - and addressing them with their preferred pronouns.

What pity they don’t foster an environment based on the traditional precepts of logic and common sense.

To wit, WTF next, we ask? Tranny gender-bender males of the species competing in women’s boxing tournaments?

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