Climate Protests to Shut Down Britain

Yep, the banner headline says it all – well, nearly all – and most of what the green loonies are planning for the coming pre-Festive Season month of November – just waiting on a minute-by-minute update viz the climate change activist gang’s plans of battle and schedule from our embedded news hack on the spot - none other than former eco-activist, Ronny Greenwash. 

To wit, in the words of the Imperial Chinese Emperors of yesteryear: read this, tremble, and obey - then shit your pants – if one is gullible enough to swallow, in piecemeal format, any portion of this flawed science crap being broadcast and circulated by the green eco-lunacy machine – those who kneel before the shrine and altar dedicated to their patron, Saint Greta Greenberg.

For while jointly engaged viz intellectual dishonesty regarding this non-existent climate crisis, how will they recite St. Greta’s mantra, and while collectively engaged in protest activities based on manipulated climate science dishonesty, debate their muddled manifesto when the wind don’t blow n the sun don’t shine – n the lights go out?

Yea, hark the big bullshit new green deal sustainability boast - with so-called ‘renewables’ – (that’s renewable energy, btw) – wind and solar ‘for free’ power sources of good ole clean electricity.

But the ‘renewables’ factor is a great lie - a false construct - and rears its ugly head here – branding oil and gas as fossil fuels – which they are not – but rather ‘abiotic’ – created continually in the chemistry set bowels of Mother Earth – and while oil is a source of atmospheric pollution when burned as an energy source viz our current – and redundant – automobile and truck engines, turbines and power station furnaces – the fact remains that, across Britain for an example, the skies are clearer today than before the majority of the Green Peace, Extinction Rebellion, and Just Stop Traffic activist protesters were born – and the Smokeless Fuel Act halted the fireplace burning of wood and coal, with annual MOT tests made de rigueur to eradicate smoke-belching vehicles, thus now a mere throat-clearing memory are the perennial bronchial, coughing sessions due smog n pea souper fogs that even Blind Pew’s personal support guide dog, Radar, was unable to navigate.

The entire Extinction Rebellion / Just Stop Traffic climate change activist zealot gang’s narrative - their cause and effect rhetoric, chapter and verse, is based on this flawed greenhouse gas condemnation – a phenomenon purportedly aggravated by burning fossil fuels – which oil and gas are not – they’re abiotic – (albeit still airborne pollutants when burned) – and the dreaded and maligned CO2 factor (the vital gas that plants and tree life breathe – and then exhale oxygen – which we breathe) – but fail to consider the regions of the Earth viz climate – and geographic diversities – such as tropical and non-tropical zones temperature variations - both north n south located – ref cyclonic vs anti-cyclonic atmospheric circulation patterns - nor the major dynamic phenomenon involved with climatic variations viz the cyclic / electro-magnetic effects of our Sun itself - nor the Earth’s actual rotation – faster at the equator than at either of the north – south temperate zones, or polar regions – and not to overlook the Coriolis effect either – which has a profound – one might state ‘ruling effect’ – on the planetary scale oceanic and atmospheric circulation, which is the basis for the formation of robust weather pattern features, such as the jet streams.

Thus we ponder, with baited breath, precisely what their pre-declared protest schedule will involve – these mouth-breather Just Stop Traffic eco-warriors - definitely a host to ‘look at me’ types, stricken with severe personality disorders - and fuck all worthwhile research committed to the science of the climate they claim to be saving – while playing the role of Agent Orange and spraying historic buildings with paint-charged fire extinguishers – or invading rugby matches – and / or causing anti-social / public nuisance annoyance elsewhere across the wider public estate – as instanced by the idiots invading the theatre performance stage of Les Miserables – leaving the irate cast, and audience, feeling ‘miserable’.

This was demonstrated perfectly by today’s instance, when a visibly confused-of-purpose splinter group cadre donned Just Stop Deporting Refugees t-shirts and blocked the A354 Portland Beach Road to prevent a coach carrying illegal immigrants to what the group described in a media interview as their new ‘concentration camp’ home on the Bibby Stockholm barge – berthed on the Isle of Portland – a road-blocking tactic which did nothing to impress the coach driver, who drove into them, sans relent, until they moved. 

How we have shaken our heads as they squat on the cold asphalt, in annoying rows, every few kilometre spans, along the clockwise, and counter-clockwise rotation route of the M25 – bringing the steady flow of traffic to a state of infuriated motorist immobility.

Their Sixth Great Extinction scare-a-thon propaganda has a scientific basis grounded in manipulated research and weather data bullshit – then stitched up inside an eco-friendly shroud of utter hypocrisy, to justify the looming apocalypse.

Same with hare-brained greenie proposals to hoover up – or bury – the abundant CO2 in our atmosphere – this fantasy ‘greenhouse gas’.

What utter bollocks. – if CO2 goes, then all plant life goes - planetary-wide crop failures and famines - then we go – an extinction level event brought on by do-gooder, IQ-deficient morons, possessed with the unqualified arrogance to assume that they alone know what’s good for our sacred Mother Earth – a planetary entity, billions of years in age, that has managed to survive – and thrive – all manner of space shit impacting - and polar reversals – and will, doubtless, so too survive this current age of harmful habitation by the human race, currently blighting her precious terrains – then, once we are gone, she will breathe in, and spend a few million years restoring herself to former glory, and a new age shall begin.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.