Taliban ‘Moralists’ Sodomize Little Boys

Yep the ultra-moralist Taliban ‘Great Unwashed’ hypocrisy gang are back in power, and full control of the socio-political ‘government’ (sic) and economy of Afghanistan (Graveyard of Empires).

Since the Yanks, acting on the executive orders of an incompetent President Joe Bidet, did a spur of the moment ‘Let’s Run Away’ Snagglepuss style ‘Exit Stage Left’ a couple of years ago – and gifted the Western infidel-hating hard core Islamist paedo’ scum gang with a dream-for arsenal of brand spanking new / high tech’ military hardware – the Taliban’s Minister for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Mohammad Khalid, has, sans any format of opposition, (besides news sheet criticisms - ignored) re-imposed their strict ‘Enjoyment Forbidden’ non-negotiable Islamic misery brand on the hapless indigenous population.

To wit, just to spite the country’s female demographic (and keep them chador-cloaked, ungroomed, coyote ugly – and hence (sic) sin-free) - the nation’s beauty parlours have been shuttered and banned – along with bonfires of Western Satanic-themed lipsticks, mascara, blonde streak hair colouring, ribbed condoms and personal vibrators – a series of localised infernos now further stoked with any and all formats of musical instruments, burning in every shithole village and town from Jalalabad to Jarf to Mazar-i-Sharif to Herat to Sangin to Kandahar.

Though outlawed, under the statutes of the Shahada (Islamic creed) - and hardly compatible with Sharia Law – and on a par with musical instruments and beauty parlour accoutrements - the disgusting - albeit centuries-established - grossly perverted (licenced pederasty) practice of ‘bacha bazi’ (arse-fucking) abuse of young ‘toy boys’ is still considered a cultural norm’ by Taliban’s ‘Liwat Neekni Sahrawi  sodomites throughout Afghanistan, especially the elite Fesad fel Arz Sexual Depravity Regiment.

Below we identify and list the ranks and names of the virtue-deficient Taliban military command staff, starting with ‘Chief Hypocrite’ Sheikh Ahmed Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, and his fellow bumboy cohorts, who must shoulder command responsibility for this sinful format of male adult pleasure – a practice branded as ‘an abomination’ and castigated by God Himself in the Christian Bible – ref the divine ‘rains of sulphur and fire’ that chastened, razed, and obliterated the ‘Sin Cities’ of the Plain: Sodom & Gomorrah. (Genesis 19:24/25).

Setar Jenral Qari Fasihuddin ibn Zamel; Dagar Jenral Ghaban ibn Himar; Turan Jeneral Manuke Khara; Dagarwal Bala’a il A’air; Daghuran Mohammad al Hogra; and last but by no means least, Dvahomi Baridman Mohammed bin Grungy Git.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66271855

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66357611

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

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Mammon Corp #1 Net Zero Profiteers

Climate change – and specifically the parties of self-interest / mass media-driven opinions viz the ‘purported’ - (more at ‘invented’) - anthropogenic causes for any and all ‘negative’ effects (wholly ignoring the ‘positive’ effects) of climate change – equates as a commercial, profit-motivated controversy – with a money-spinning, end game result forecast for all corrupt players wittingly active in the deception – and claiming this is the hottest July on record since the Permian Extinction – some 230 million years ago.

Heads we win – tails you lose. How can any segment of the cause and effect debate be established as proof of certainty when all is being manipulated by dark, venal forces. A matter of wait – until global temperatures rise by several degrees Centigrade – or don’t. Until the north and south polar ice caps melt – or don’t. Until the sea levels rise by several meters – or don’t.

If the waiting game manifests into a reality, and the worst case scenario becomes a reality, it will be ‘Time please’ for the human race. An extinction level event.

There again, if the waiting game plays out and our Northern hemisphere winters get no warmer, and polar bears don't succumb to drowning – or penguins to sunstroke - and summer days remain much the same, with Autumn harvests as bountiful as ever, then the doomsayers and black propaganda merchant predictions will have been proven Wrong – with a large, capital W - and thus untrustworthy in all matters otherwise, until the end of days. Amen.

Nor are the climate change arguments helped by eco-activist trekking around the world with a big box of matches and setting fire to Greece this past week to prove their point, makes it pretty sore thumb obvious that it isn’t the Sun and global warming, but ‘in yer face’ deliberate acts of arson.

Regardless of the above paragraphs content, the Just Stop Everything eco-activist asbo wankers have not relented in their attempts to inflict misery on their common herd fellow occupants of Broken Britain, by holding up traffic and disrupting sports and gardening events.

Hark the jaded mindset pontificating of the Woke joke Extinction Rebellion cabal, and their Just Stop Everything eco-moron activist pals – sermonising to ‘We, the People’ with their double-standards, tone-deaf hypocrisy.

These eco-muppets argue, with the delusional conviction of all fanatics and zealots, that their actions are designed to force the Government into some format of animated response, to address the climate ‘crisis’ (sic) - with the specific aim of scrapping all new ‘fossil fuel’ oil and gas exploration / production projects.

Yeah right, a pity the moronic twats cannot do the research and cotton on to the fact that oil and gas – as polluting as their waste gases might be when burned - are NOT fossil fuels – and more to the point, whichever government of the day controls the House of Conmans, they don’t give a flying fuck with regard to the welfare of tax-paying voters, aka the electorate.

In accordance with the above, the eco-activist’s flawed science climate change references viz oil n gas labelled as ‘fossil fuel’ pollutants has got to win a prize for being the nadir of exaggeration and stupidity – broadcast alas, by a horde of well-intentioned, albeit stupid people.

So too we pertinently inquire, WTF are the Plod Squad doing viz these Just Stop Traffic wankers – as physically – and purposefully – blocking a public highway by meandering along it on foot – as opposed to the pavement / footpath provided - can surely be classified as jaywalking – or, in the specific case of the Just Stop Everything clowns, ‘jay-wanking’.

To wit, unless the eco-wankers switch to a more Guy Fawkes orientated approach of ‘influencing’ government policy changes, rather than just stopping traffic, and interrupting the Proms, Rugby and Soccer matches, the Ashes Cricket tournament, the Chelsea Flower Show, Wimbledon Tennis, and the Golf Open with their Agent Orange fairy dust ‘pollution’ and bits of charity shop jigsaws, then they’re gonna remain shit outa luck.

A pity these terminally-gullible eco-activists – a gaggle of virtue-signalling dog wankers, enamoured with their own ignorance and hypocrisy - have been caught - hook, line n sinker - by Mammon-worshipping for-profit commercial interests, and the equally-greedy mass media menace machine - to push the climate change / net zero carbon campaign – not so much to block the use of oil, gas and coal – and be rid of all breeds of fart-belching farm animals - but target them as a route to force the sole power source implementation of wind turbines and solar panel arrays – these each presenting a single point of supply of electrical power dependency that alone - or jointly - are fraught with an impending essence of calamity.

Yep, de wind don’t blow n de sun don’t shine – so de lights go out – hence back to Dark Ages tallow candles – lovingly crafted by artisan hands – from the carbon-enriched fat of expired sheep.

Whichever way the wind blows – or doesn’t -  the entire net zero pretence is a money-spinning orgasmic delight for select corporate and political establishment entities – (read Blackrock n Vanguard n their Establishment / Bankster puppets) - whose participation in this deceit involves psychotic-origin criminally-corrupt control freak acts of deception, viz the ‘guesswork and exaggeration’ manipulation of pseudo-science models and data - to sell an apocalyptic ‘negative effects’ weather pattern predictions scam – thus the looming global climate change crisis will continue, and intensify, regardless of the directional swing and shift of the political pendulum.

Fer fuck’s sake – all this bullshit viz London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, and his ULEZ expansion, and climate change – and saving the planet. These tossers have amnesia when it comes to revisiting what the skies and air were like in the past ‘bronchial’ days of yore; with dark, Satanic mills spewing out all manner of toxic filth into the skies of our once-pristine (pre-human habitation) world.

This was still true a mere sixty-odd years ago – until the Clean Air Act of 1956 mandated smokeless fuel - putting an end to pollution-belching industrial and household chimneys burning coal – and the 1960 MOT road vehicle tests put an end to smoke-spewing cars n trucks smogging up our highways - and personal health improvement campaigns resulted in 90% of the population calling a halt to smoking tobacco in the format of cigarettes, and coughing up their guts to a hernia rupture status every morning, when lighting that first smoke of the day.

There is no planetary climate crisis – and especially so no human-induced climate crisis. Humans do fuck all to the environment that Mother Earth cannot tolerate, deal with, and rectify – in the fullness of time. She's been at it repeatedly - non-stop, in fact, and dealt with much worse, over the past four n a half billon years.

The negative effects global warming / climate change brouhaha is lacking cogency inasmuch the entire protest facts – rhyme n reason - are rooted in the negative results of flawed computer model science and mass media scare-factor sell-points - broadcast on behalf of manipulative greed machine commercial interests.

Is the global climate ‘changing’? Of course, that is what it does – it’s cyclic – good weather / bad weather – extreme weather – hotter summer / wetter summers / warmer winters / colder winters – and all been going on for a few billion years - synchronised with the vagaries and moods of our Sun – and it ain’t gonna stop due these wankers tossing Agent Orange shite around and setting their collective arses down in the middle lane of the M25.

Here’s one for the anti-fossil fuels / climate change protest Just Stop Everything brigade activists: carbon-friendly, net zero vehicles – specifically clean n green electric cars, are a Fata Morgana delusion, as they are only as clean as the electricity used to charge them – which comes from coal, gas, oil, and wood chip fired power stations.

Ergo, the environmental credentials viz the power packs of electric drive vehicles are more at scent than substance – and that is with sans mention of the toxic contents of the fire / explosion-prone batteries.

‘Dum spiramus, speramus’ - ‘While we still breathe, we hope’.

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Labour Pledges NHS Sex Changes

The ‘sore losers’ New Labour Party are busy in the public arena, promoting their 2024 election manifesto, with vows to make it easier for gender-benders to transition – by reforming existing laws so sex changes are available on the National Ill-Health Service – for free – to anyone of voting age.

Labour’s scatterbrained chair-thing, the 96-year old Aniseed ‘Skeletor’ Dodds, recently morphed into a state of delusional virtue-signalling and publicly accused the Tory Nasty Party hierarchy of demonising vulnerable LGBTQIA+ persons - in an attempt to gain the support of zealous homophobes and gay bashers – whereas Labour’s current election vote-garnering strategy is to embrace any and all over-18 gay voters, and gender-confused tranny types, with open arms.

Under Sir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer’s leadershit, Labour has pledged (for now – until the next U-turn) to ‘modernise, simplify, and reform’ the Gender Recognition Act - (whatever the fuck that means) – purportedly in a move which will make it easier for trans-gender types to transition from male to female, and vice-versa.

The androgynous, doddering Dodds, resembling Witchipoo with her storm-battered bird’s nest hair-do, serves as Labour’s chair-fossil - ‘and’ shadow equalities secretary (busy lady) – has accused Fishy Sunak’s Tory gang of stoking ‘culture wars’ as she unveiled Stammerer’s latest plans at the party’s national policy forum in Snottingham.

Scribbling in her illiterate column for the Daily Shitraker, Dodds, viewed from a standpoint of unqualified arrogance, and regardless of her past LGBTQIA+ rights protests, states: ‘Changing gender is not a decision anyone makes lightly – especially for those guys with a big willy.’

‘The process is intrusive, outdated and humiliating. So we will modernise, simplify and reform the gender recognition law to a new process, by removing invasive bureaucracy, and allowing gender-confused prepubescent school kids and teenagers to get their names down on the NHS waiting list.’

What Dodds refers to here is the now-outdated (sic) Gender Recognition Act, originally passed by Tony ‘Miranda’ Bliar’s warmongering New Labour Government in 2004.

Despite her boasts that Bliar’s legislation is among New Labour’s ‘crowning achievements’ – and on a par with stealing Iraq’s oil and gas in an illegal military invasion driven by dodgy dossier weapons of mass distraction lies, Dizzy Dodds  boasted reforms are needed to accommodate for a much better understanding of the barriers trans-gender-bender persons face – specifically ridicule, self-hatred, erectile dysfunction, sterility, and ‘regrets’ – amongst a whole host of other negative physical and psychological complications.  

Conversely, Dodds, as a hard-arsed EUSSR Remainiac, still calls for a second Brexit referendum (as she is far smarter than the British electorate who voted Leave) appears to have something of a grasp viz the controversial nature of the gender / sex transition debate, when she proclaims: ‘We need to recognise that sex and gender are different – so just because you have a willy and bollocks doesn’t mean to say you are a man – or if you have boobs, and a gash, and bloody monthlies, is by no means hard evidence you are a female of the species.’

‘For as with the climate change science, so too has gender science been fraught with faulty interpretations – now corrected, thanks to our Sir Keir being in charge of New Labour – that men and women can change sex and gender – and men can have periods and get pregnant, join the Townswomen’s Guild – and win bike races – while trans-women can grow a moustache and beard, and have pissing contests with other men in the gym showers - or in the pub’s beer garden.’

'We will make sure that nothing in our modernised gender recognition process will conflict with the single-sex exemptions in the original Equality Act.’

‘Put simply, this means that there will always be places where it is reasonable for real-deal biological women, like my sister-in-law, to have sole access – such as harems, lesbian brothels, and maternity hospital delivery rooms.’

‘Labour will defend those spaces, and establish legal clarity for the providers of single-sex services.’

Doddsy further added: ‘Responsible politics is not about doing what is easy, it’s about doing what attracts voters – specifically those who are gullible enough to believe that Sir Keir and New Labour have their best interests at heart.’

The Oxford East MP, who briefly served as Stammerer’s shadow chancellor, repeatedly warned that the incumbent Prime Minister Fishy Sunak is pinning hopes of a Tory electoral success via a sad route of demonising vulnerable LGBT- QWERTY+ persons - whereas Labour are counting on attracting gender-bender voters by offering NHS sex changes.

Conversely, Prime Minister Fishy Sunak has doubled-down on his approach by saying biological sex is fundamentally important, and not everyone is taken in or fooled by all this trans-gender-bender brouhaha - vowing to change the law to protect single-sex spaces for women - to keep male trans-impersonators out of women’s toilets and perving at them as they pee – then getting off by smelling lavatory seats.

Playing her customary trite and threadbare ‘I am right and you are wrong’ card, Dodds went on to accuse the Tory deputy chairman, Lee ‘Growler’ Anderson, of trying to stoke gender division by resorting to actual real science truth and facts when stating for the public record that a biological man can never become a biological woman – nor vice-versa – regardless of how many hormones either sex ingests – or how skilled the resulting scalpel and suture needlework in the hands of a gender bender reassignment surgeon.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-party-transgender-transition-gender-recognition-act

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The Great Asylum Housing Ripoff

In the immortal words of John Stuart Mill, ‘Landlords grow rich in their sleep’.

An updated version of JSM’s astute quote might read: ‘Asylum housing fixers and middlemen agents grow richer whether asleep or awake – come rain or shine’.

The Tory Nasty Party government of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) stands accused of being a not-fit-for-purpose soft touch, and guilty of gross incompetence regarding the waves of ‘foreign-type’ illegal economic migrants, impersonating conflict zone refugees seeking asylum, who are setting off from the shores of ‘safe haven’ France in overloaded rubber boats, and invading the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred isle – sans visas, means of support, or even a basic English ‘please & thank you’ phrase book.

Due acquiescence to some international human rights statutes viz anyone waving a ‘refugee’ sign, our useless Border Force patrols fail to turn these inflatable rubber water craft around mid-Channel and point them back to the far Gromboolian plains from which they came – in this instance the north coast beaches of France – yet instead load them aboard their own cutters, then provide orange wet weather coats and safe passage to the Kent port of Dover.

And here silly international laws relating to any fucker and their dog claiming to be a war zone refugee and seeking asylum force the UK government’s hand to provide welfare protection status – until, on an individual basis, each illegal is processed – and either deported or bestowed with a ‘set for life’ national insurance number.

Ergo, now for the nitty gritty viz the above paragraph, for these illegals have then to be provided with shelter and three square meals per day – and the basics of civilised existence: clothing, bedding, bathing and laundry facilities – and for the bearded male refugees doggedly identifying as children – shaving kits.

To wit, due yet another Tory Party 'magnum mendacium', this paradoxical anomaly has unconsciously commissioned the opening of a veritable treasure chest of opportunities for fast buck middle men – aka ‘arch-quango-vermin’ / ‘government contract parasites’ - to cash in on inherent establishment incompetence, and a gross lack of oversight - while dispensing taxpayer funds like some automated teller machine on quaaludes – and enrich themselves greatly by providing these fore-mentioned ‘basics of civilised existence’ – often in a less than satisfactory format, which even a passel of shit-wallowing hogs would raise complaints over having to live in.

The German lexicon has an appropriate, and most fitting, term for attempting to improve something, but ending up by making things a damn sight fucking worse: verschlimmbessern.

Now these carpet-bagger types have finally attracted the attentions of human rights and charity groups, and too government immigrant welfare regulatory officials; and the main offenders being duly named n shamed in the national gutter press tabloids.

Concerned whistleblowers, still possessed of a sense of civil duty, and a moral conscience, have leaked details of one of the worst offending cases, where our incompetence-ridden Home Office had contracted management of these refugee camps to Slumsprings Ready Homes, an Essex-based private company.

Albeit not quite as notorious as other Home Office-contracted rip-off outsourcers, such as Serco and G4S, Slumsprings has made £££ zillions from asylum housing over the past couple of decades.

A search of Company House records reveals that Slumsprings is owned and controlled by Graham Slum, an Essex-based  ‘businessman’ (sic) who has a wide range of other ‘interests’, including debt collection services, the Happy Pikey caravan park chain, and is a major investment partner in providing ‘welfare services’ to several Siberian gulags, with Russian oligarch partner, Oleg Mobsaroubles.

Together with his brother Jeff, Mr Graham Slum controls the Slumsprings Group – owners of Slumsprings Ready Homes, the south coast-located Slum Bay Village, and the Midlands-based Stevie Slum’s Radio Cars; and holds voting shares in the Outer Hebrides Slumwater Beach Resort; owned by extended family member, the Glasgow-based Mrs Holly McSlum.

Housing provided for asylum seekers by the Slumsprings Group has repeatedly been found to be substandard, with leaking plumbing, rising – and falling - damp, broken fire alarms and electrical sockets, plus infestations of cockroaches, rats and mice – which has duly earned the Slum brothers a certain notoriety as – er – fittingly – ‘slum landlords’ - profiting off the misery of others less fortunate, by providing accommodation for refugees that is on a par with the inherent squalor of the Brazilian favela ghettos.

While the Slumsprings Group has raked in an excess of £4 million nicker over the last five years from Home Office and local council authority contracts, other ‘dodgy dealings’ controversies include undeclared tax disputes with HMRC, and a Slum family-owned caravan park accused of profiting from the plight of homeless folks.

Belief be suspended, but the Slumsprings / Home Office contracts clearly state, sans ambiguities, that the asylum seeker camps will be equipped with TVs, Wi-Fi, and sports equipment to keep people entertained, and information provided in several languages - plus anti-Covid masks and sanitisers available – along with language interpreters and security – the entire boast manifests as more at scent than substance.

Information gathered from residents reveals living conditions are grim on a Dickensian workhouse scale – with up fourteen refugees made to share rooms together, devoid of any sense of privacy and dignity – and with zero clothing being provided, residents are still wearing the same salt-encrusted sea spray soaked clothes they wore when crossing the Channel – unless fresh clothing can be pilfered from local village washing lines.

So too, many are having to share shoes – such as the Palestinian al-Kess-Emakk brothers, Liwat and Khara, formerly both ‘Saracen Scallies’ and members of Hamas’ 21st Ibn Himar Rock Chucker Brigade – who escaped the Gaza Strip for a ‘quiet life’ – and are now billeted at the post-Covid Hogsworth Hill quarantine centre in Derbyshire.

The brothers informed charity workers that they had to either share the single pair of shoes and wear one each, then hop around – otherwise, on alternate days, one wear the shoes while the other went barefoot – or stayed in bed all day.

The asylum accommodation business model is quite the fundamental enterprise. Private companies such as Slumsprings, and a chain of money-grubbing government quangos, receive regular fees from the Home Office, then find the cheapest accommodation possible from local landlords and sub-contractors, with a bare minimum of management and maintenance, to maximise the cut they take - which results in thousands of refugees dumped in damp, squalid, rat and cockroach infested slum housing - or, even worse, billeted at one of the notorious Britannia Hotel chain's multi-storey shitholes.

Slumsprings may not have not received the same focused negative gutter press attention as the infamous outsourcers, Serco, Mears - or G4S – yet has been in the asylum housing business nigh on 20 years and holds a pretty abysmal track record - more accurately described as ‘appalling’.

In 2019 the Daily Shitraker news tabloid exposed how hundreds of refugees were crammed into hostels in Southall, London, accommodations overrun with vermin - cockroaches, rats and mice. These were all Slumsprings contracted hostels - but sans proper oversight due being managed through a ‘couldn’t care less’ sub-contractor aptly named Roachlets.co.uk.

None of these issues have stopped Graham Slum making good money from asylum housing, with accounts filed at Companies House revealing that Slumsprings Ready Homes Ltd – the full legal name of the company running the asylum contracts – was paid £68 million quid for its services in the year ending 31st January 2020.

The Slumsprings circus, and boss Graham Slum, have done well as asylum housing profiteers. But this isn’t just the story of a few greedy individuals, for Mr Slum is only one medium-sized player in a rotten asylum system which, at every level, puts outsourcers’ profits before the conditions of the people under its ‘care’ (sic).

Meanwhile, as the Home Office stumbles from one half-baked measure to the next, amplifying cack-handed government incompetence by dishing out further lucrative, money-spinning contracts to quangos with a documented records of gross incompetence; outsourcers such as Slumsprings Ready Homes, sans competent Home Office oversight, will keep banking their ‘money for old rope’ management fees.

https://corporatewatch.org/clearsprings/

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DfE Issues Stab Vests to Teachers

The stabbing of Jamie Sansom – (a maths teacher originally hailing from Newport, South Wales) - by a teenage male pupil on Monday morning, in the classroom of the Gloucester-based Tewkesbury Academy, has resulted in the arrest of the offending pupil – on a charge of attempted murder - (nice addition to a school-leaver’s CV) - and hospitalisation of the wounded teacher.

First responder paramedic reports claim the stab wound wasn’t life-threatening, which is doubly fortunate as the victim wasn’t wearing the recommended Department for Education issue stab vest protection gear when the violent attack occurred – an incident that prompted fellow teachers to shit kittens and collectively run for cover in the school’s armour-plated ‘safe room’ – doubtless speculating they might be next on the pupil’s hit list.

The incident is still being investigated by Plod Squad officers, but thought to be directly related to either the teenager being given low marks in recent exam results  – or threatened with detention due homework assignments remaining incomplete.

However, rumours now abound that the stabbing occurred in a fit of rejected outrage due Sansom refusing to comply with the offending pupil’s demand – made under Woke leftie cult diversity, equality and inclusivity ideology - to be identified in the school attendance register as Hasan-i Sabbah – (head of the Nizari Ismaili state, and founder of the Persian-based Hashashins).

Apparently Sansom’s initial response was to inform the pupil that if he wanted to identify as a female, be called Susan or Jennifer, use the girl’s toilets, and wear a sanitary towel, then no problems.

Conversely, he then put his foot down, with a firm hand, stating that the 11th Century Middle East Order of Assassins had no place in a modern day Tewkesbury school – and definitely not in his maths subject classroom.

The Tory Nasty Party’s Education Secretary, Gillian Keegan, informed gutter press hacks that she, in conjunction with the National Education Union, is now planning to enforce the mandatory wearing of stab vests by teachers, when in school corridors, classrooms, and playgrounds.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-66157339

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Mourn the Death of Common Sense

In today's 'Let's Kick Some ‘Great Reset’ Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely ‘eyes-open’ exposé of the pathetic antics of the psychotic 'Greedy, Control Freaks who Covet the Wealth of this World' - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Well, there we are, the kiddie-sniffing President of the good ole US of A is in our domain, and holding meetings with the Tory Numpty Party Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, in the Downing St gardens. Hmmm, mustn’t be pissing down with rain there – same as the rest of the British Isles.

Yep, senile Creepy Joe’s on a mission to convince Fishy and British military top dogs to okay the supply of ‘banned’ cluster bomb munitions to the Ukraine comedian – Zelensky – for use against the Russian interlopers.

While supplying the Ukraine with all manner of other evil weaponry, Sunak, has publicly decried the use of the verboten ‘cluster munitions’ being supplied to Zelensky’s rabid regime – regardless of the fact the entire situation is already two steps beyond a total ‘cluster fuck’.  

Okay, don’t get carried away now – Creepy Joe Bidet and the rest of the Pentagon warmongers don’t really give a flying fuck viz the welfare of Zelensky and his neo-Nazi klepto’ regime – or the Ukraine itself – (North America and Canada produce more wheat than Ukraine anyways) – but are hell bent on not losing the opportunity - (presented, gift-wrapped, to them through the most reckless and imprudent invasion actions of Bad Vlad Putrid) - to fight a proxy war with Russia – and make a total devastated wasteland bollocks of some other hapless fucker’s countryside and cities – specifically the Ukraine’s.

Oh my, none of this will end well, for those who are supplying Zelensky’s crooked regime with weapons of war are eventually gonna cop a very stern rebuke from Kuzma's Mother.

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There again, much as Creepy Joe ain’t to be trusted – neither is Fishy Sunak – for when it comes down to the Tory Useless Party leader’s pledge viz ‘stopping the flotillas of boats’ and Channel crossings by scrounging ‘hordes’ (or is the correct terminology ‘shoals’?) of welfare-seeking ‘opportunity knocks’ illegal foreign immigrant types, then, pun intended, Fishy’s ‘boat has sailed’ and his promises in tatters.

So too for the Labour Party’s erstwhile Sir Keir ‘U-Turn’ Stammerer, on the subject of this illegal Channel crossing ‘public-opinion-critical’ genre – he’s on a par with Fishy, and more full of shit than a Christmas goose, when it comes down to stopping the overloaded rubber dinghy’s coming ashore on our south coast beaches.

The political will just ain’t there – and any old excuse will suffice to justify this chronicle of failure – which puts our entire Anglo-Saxon culture – and the economy - in a state of jeopardy.

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WTF next? A man just won the Miss Netherlands 2023 competition – hormone-sprouted boobs, swinging dick, bollocks and all.

Yet should we be surprised, living in this post-truth world, the way the Woke joke political correctness cult is steering our Western society with their twisted inclusivity, equity and diversity strategy - bizarre and immoral as it is to our Christian faith mores and ethical upbringings.

Now we have trans-gender-bender activists giving fiery speeches at their Trans Pride parade, promoting violence against what the cross-dressing sicko’s call TERFS (someone who questions their gender-confused mental condition).

‘Punch them in the face’ – cries the trans-spokes-thing with a history of violence who served a 30 year jail stay for attempted murder.

Lovely people they have on the trans-gender team.

Irrational ideas, woolly logic, and sans any modicum of common n sense - all a stage, creating a socio-political platform for leftie wankers – specifically the Woke joke leftie commissars, erecting their cancel culture signs n ‘standing up’ for the minorities of our sad n sick society, eh?

Yeah, right, the homeless, druggies, illegal immigrants, child molesting paedos, blokes impersonating women – so they can invade women’s private spaces – and win at women’s events – due the fact they’ve got no fucking chance of winning sweet fuck all in a men’s sport event.

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The rodent-featured Tommy Malthus, himself the sixth of seven sprogs, was very big on eugenics - ‘proper breeding’ and population control – and set the later Hitlerian Nazi-embraced model for ‘ethnic cleansing’.

Malthus had the hots for exterminating what might be regarded as lesser races, and useless eaters, determined via his eugenics treatise – yet married his own first cousin’s daughter, sans a care for the negative effects of inbreeding and had three children of his own brood – all of whom were squirrely.

Best remembered for his predictions of demographic catastrophe viz maintaining both resources – specifically food supplies - and national / global population statistics from reaching – and exceeding - sustainable levels – to thus pre-empt the negative effects of an over-population crisis.

Yeah, social engineering on steroids – no fucking wonder the likes of ex-Microslop CEO, Bent Bill Gates (of Hell) and the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob, have a hard-on for the possible ‘end game’ advantages of applying Malthus’ theories viz over-population and useless eaters to their Great Reset project.

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The word is out from wily whistle blowers - those still possessed with some modicum of social conscience - embedded in the halls of Worstminster and our Parliament - that the establishment’s dodgy Behavioural Inshites Team – aka the Tory Cabinet Office’s ‘Nudge Unit’ - along with their contemporary mind control freak fascist pals at the Tavistock Institute - are burning the midnight oil to perfect fresh NLP social conditioning techniques to coerce the common herd – alas, by nature, a most trusting and gullible public entity - to accept and unquestioningly ‘comply’ with their totalitarian lockdowns and ‘roll yer sleeve up’ vaxx directives when the next Wicked Wuhan false flag ‘mind games’ scamdemic is launched.

Hmmm, yet another a dowry of dime-store psychological manipulation, cobbled together by officialdom’s psycho squad, and masquerading as Pied Piper charisma. 

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Time for British society to wake the fuck up, for this entire Woke joke cult – with its political correctness fascist undertones – linked with the no-so-subtle inclusivity, diversity and equality NLP brainwashing of the public body – to embrace trans men with cocks as real women – is morphing into a religion-scale belief system – woven into the fabric of our daily existence – becoming a veritable bureaucratic caste that portrays itself beyond reproach – or censure.

Ergo, it is the pinnacle of absurdity - with the Woke acolytes chanting the same irrational, flawed science mantras - to herald in and celebrate our cultural decline.

The entire Woke joke cult are hell bent on silencing opposition – any format of questioning, or criticism, of their ideology – for this repressive and toxic creed has now permeated itself deep into the fabric, and very weave, of the civil service bureaucracy and government – and further still, into the hallowed hals of corporations, banking houses and industry.

Oh my, the moral superiority assumed by the Wokesters, and their affiliated Mermaids and Stonewall – (the Keepers of the Rainbow Ring) and the rest of the cancel culture crazy gang – regarded by the ‘still sane’ critical thinking sector of our society as the IQ-stunted result of generations of endogamous diminishment and genetic regression.

As we stated, time for the public to wake up before this socio-political trend is so deeply engrained it will take a civil war status reaction to rid our society of the immoral bane.

Dum Spiro, Spero’ - ‘While I Breathe, I Hope’.

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Our ever-caring government (sic) is set to get tough on the Greedy Grocer supermarket chain’s ‘Buy One – Get Two Free’ processed junk food sales – which have a nutritional value equal to pigswill.

Ha! Shrug the waistline worries - simply laugh n get fat.

So too is the vastly overpriced Starbucks ‘designer’ caramel Puke-accino coffee on the healthy diet guidelines hit list.

The gospel according to the Starbucks ‘small print’ the Puke-accino is made with semi-skimmed milk, and comes with a six inch length of sugar cane to stir n sweeten it.

Whereas a Caffe Nero Belgian chocolate and hazelnut frappe crème – on a par with the oat milk chocolate fudge brownie frappe mocha from Cost a Lot Coffee - all contain more sugar than a 2lb grocery shelf bag from the Pestco supermarket – and are to henceforth carry a warning on the cup stating This Drink May Cause Diabetes.

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Sound of Music Cops ‘Trigger Warning’

The iconic Sound of Music – a 1959 Broadway musical that went on to becoming a 1965 movie musical – has been slapped with a trigger warning for the benefit of snowflake members of the public, as Christopher Plummer’s character rips up a German Nazi swastika flag – a reckless and delinquent act that might well upset latter day neo-Nazis, and cause them distress, fear and alarm.

Ha! ‘The hills are alive with the sound of Wokeness’.

WTF next is in line for a trigger warning - and the Woke joke cancel culture's axe? The Road Runner cartoons – as Wile T Coyote suffers repeated violent accidents in pursuit of the turbo-charged desert chicken.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-madness-trigger-warning-sound-of-music-nazi-germany

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BBC television interviewer, Anjana Gadgil, (for it was she) provoked outrage while interviewing Israel’s former Slime Minister, Naftali Bennett, commenting that the Zionist state’s IDF military ‘are happy to kill Palestinian children’ in the occupied West Bank and the besieged Gaza Strip coastal enclave – a matter of fact which will doubtless be stamped with the Israeli’s stock n trade anti-Semitic brand, and Gadgil smeared – then doubtless demoted to work in the Beeb’s canteen – in charge of the tea urn.

Hmmm, truth be known, Israel’s trigger-happy IDF psychos are happy to kill Palestinians of any age – and gender.

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Angela Rayner is being tipped by the gutter press media to be bestowed with a new job by Labour Party leader, Keir ‘U-Turn’ Stammerer, as he goes about a shadow cabinet reshuffle – with the ginger-mingin Mangy Angie slated for the post of shadow Minister for AirPod Affairs.

Likewise, her shadow cabinet contemporary, Eddy Milipede, 'shape shifting' from his current climate change and net zero secretariat to Minister for Egocentric Monuments, will oversee the carving of all Stammerer’s election pledges – including the dozens of ‘U-turned’ assurances - into that ‘soon-to-be-resurrected’ ridiculous gimmick, the 2015 election ‘Edstone’ – aka ‘Miliband’s Folly’.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EdStone

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Still on the subject of the ‘holier-than-thou’ Labour Party, has anyone yet asked Keir Stammerer why he and Labour’s political machine continue to accept monetary donations from Dale Vince, the bloke who is financing the Just Stop Traffic eco-activist group? – a gaggle of science-ignorant wankers who this week expanded their protest nonsense arena to Just Stop Tennis at Wimbledon – and yesterday to Just Stop Weddings – by dousing ex-Tory Chancellor George Osborne and his bride with ‘agent orange’ confetti as they exited their wedding venue.

Hmmm, we have Mr U-turn Stammerer gobbing off viz election pledges at every opportunity, yet refuses to say ‘yea or nay’ viz London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan’s ULEZ extortion scam.

Oh yes, Stammerer is definitely a political creature that follows the non-committal ‘until opportunity knocks’ code.

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The 92-year-old shit-for-brains soccer pundit, Gary ‘Gobshite’ Lineker has given his backing to Wimbledon’s Just Stop Tennis protesters, claiming the climate change activists are just a bit of a nuisance and “not going to hurt anyone”.

The BBC’s obnoxious ‘Match of the Day’ host was commenting on the antics of eco-zealots spreading Agent Orange confetti on the hallowed turf and making a total bollocks of yet another of our summer’s world class sporting events.

Let’s hope their next stop is Lineker’s Beeb show and the annoying eco-tossers douse the wanker with orange dioxin.

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A Lancet review of 325 autopsies related to the Wuhan 400 / Sars-Cov2 / Covid-1984 virus scamdemic vaxx fatalities has revealed that 74% of the deaths were directly attributed to the negative side effects of the vaccine – with the journal removing the online study from its website within 24 hours – so as to keep the public ignorant and avoid a violent, riotous reaction.

Wuhan 400 / Sars-CoV2 / Covid-1984 – call it WTF you will – or rather ‘call it’ for what it actually is: a non-virus negative health condition – but rather 5G millennium wave EMF sickness – which is then taken to the next level of human pathological damage via the toxic nano-tech crap / graphene oxide / Tween-80 sterilising agent loaded vaccines.

Oh yes, an ‘in yer face’ concerted global scale depopulation conspiracy.

The Covid-1984 mRNA vax shots fortified with nasty spike proteins and toxic super-conductive graphene oxide – so just wait til that shite gets ‘activated’ by the 5G millimetre wave killer frequencies – then the adverse injury effects will kick in - systemic lipid nanoparticle (LNP) and mRNA distribution, spike protein-associated tissue damage, thrombogenicity, immune system dysfunction and carcinogenicity.

The flagrant ‘revelation of the method’ symbology is there for all to see – a Great Reset opportunity - and stinks of a rehashed, and modified mass ‘depopulation’ version of the 1960’s Iron Mountain report agenda – conjured up by self-interest wannabees, begging for an invite to the next Davos / Bilderberg conflab.

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Yer Just Gotta Laugh – or Cry

Yer just gotta laugh - or shake your head in amazement at such a state of socio-political mismanagement. The human population community (20,000) of the Orkney Islands, sited off Scotland’s north coast, are so sick to the teeth with the ruling SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) political incompetence under the past leadershit of Alex ‘Groper’ Salmon, then Knickerless Sturgeon (& family – all under investigation for acts of gross light-fingeredness) - and now this current, incumbent, retard clown, Humza Yousaf - that they want Independence, and dispense with the misrule of Edinburgh’s Holyrood Parliament - and apply to join the West Nordic Council and become a self-governing territory of Norway.

Now that has simply gotta reflect negatively on the Scottish politico’s wet dream fantasy of home rule, and their more at sense than substance Independence referendums to break away from Worstminster and create a Dis-United Kingdom – yet rejoin the EUSSR as a vassal state under the  Brussels jackboot.

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Labour's rodent-featured Shadow Chancellor, Rachel ‘Ratsy’ Reeves, has blamed Fishy Sunak’s ‘Jingle & Mingle’ Tory government for failing to "get a grip" of inflation, "damaging our economic security and leaving families worse off.

Round of applause for Ratsy – who has a short memory of Labour fubars, or is totally ignorant of British fiscal history – for it was the mismanagement of once-Great Britain’s economy that culminated in the 1967 devaluation of the Pound £ Sterling under Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson’s Labour government – with non-other than the wholly incompetent Woy ‘Wobblegob’ Jenkins acting as Chancellor, and in charge of our national Piggy Bank.

In focus: Slimy Sue Gray – she who chaired the anti-Tory ‘Let’s Get Boris’ inquisition, then cops a top dollar ‘thank you’ job sharpening pencils and running a Spellcheck program for Keir Stammerer at the New Labour HQ. Nowt like a wee spot of nepotistic ‘conflict of interest’ to spice up the nation’s politics.

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Hark, a coming general election on the cards for Food Bank Britain in 2024 – with the Tory’s ‘Mingle & Jingle’ Party - and New Labour – along with the Ed ‘Hobbit’ Davey-led ‘no hope’ Librarian-Dummercraps (please Sir, can we hold your hand – and form a coalition?) - ready to battle for dominancy – equals naught but fucking chaos.

The entire mess of pottage shall once more be composed of individual personalities, with their own socio-political-economic ideas of how the country should be run – that bode nil good for the welfare of the working, and unemployed, classes of Food Bank Britain.

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Labour leader Sir Keir Stammerer is set to announce his latest ‘cross your heart’ election pledge - to break down ‘class barriers to opportunity’, in a speech outlining his party's plans for social reform - and is expected to warn the "class ceiling" is stifling opportunity for too many ‘couldn’t care fucking less’ attitude kids across Food Bank Britain.

Nice one Sir Keir – that Labour plan will put the mockers on our aristocrap elitist class hereditary rights – when any snotty-nosed, rag-arsed kid from a working class background can be voted in as King – or Queen.

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How to best describe Woke joke progressivism – from a critically-honest ‘non-Woke’ perspective?

How indeed? A re-imagined – and wholly deranged - delivery package for fascist neuro-linguistic programming – in the format of forced radical messaging that attempts to assume a false primacy over the actual narrative theme – which serves to mesmerise a gullible common herd to march, unquestioningly, in step with the Woke cult agenda.

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How these elitist occultist freaks, born of inbred toxic bloodlines, adore their ‘in yer face / gives the game away’ symbolism – with the UK £20 quid note resplendent with display of the Covid-1984 coronavirus symbol.

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The London-based elitist Cuntts Bank (By Appointment: Banksters to King Dobby Big Ears) has dissed the Indestructible Nigel Barrage and closed his OAP Savers account - for being too poor to bank with them – while for money-laundering Colombian drug cartel bosses, rapacious Russian oligarchs, and African blood diamond digging despots – no problem – deposit your ill-gotten gains with us.

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A word to the wise viz Agenda 30. Forget the doomsayer cries of the gullible, believe any old shite common herd useless eater dog wankers, for those semi-critical thinkers that actually fear this coming WEF Great Reset being conjured up by ex-Nazi Youth prodigy (sic), Satan Klaus Schlobb, is actually going to manifest and become reality, and we all become slaves of the New World Order in their 15 minute city concentration camps – take a settled, deep breath, cos it ain’t.

The lot, their human stooge wannabe elitist zillionaire agents are marked for elimination.

For a force greater than they have ever imagined, that is the spirit of the shadows they believe to control and hide in, are the domicile of our spiritual saviours – and zero quarter shall be given in their overdue reckoning. Amen.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Snowflake Woke Cult: Book Censors

‘To the Lighthouse’, originally published 1927, a literary work by Virginia Woolf, now features a warning in fresh-off-the-press copies, that the book ‘reflects the attitudes of its time’. 

Yeah right, ‘the attitudes of its time’ – the Great Depression.

Oh my, just dawned on us, the prophecy finally comes true. Some fucker and their dog are ‘Afraid of Virginia Woolf’.

Hmmm, a dead cert’ bet that ‘To the Lighthouse’ won’t be topping the reading list for Drag Queen Storytime.

Conversely, in the interests of political correctness and not upsetting any of the Woke joke snowflake brigade, best to ban the effin’ thing - and owt else that old Wolfie ever wrote.

Same treatment for that Holy Bible text too – another literary work that reflects the ‘attitudes of the time’ – Old and New Testaments alike – both chocker with violence – and the offensive Leviticus chapter, verses 18-22, condemning same sex relationships - and sodomy - as acts of deviant debauchery branded ‘an abomination’.

So too the entire Old Testament narrative. A quick flick through the pages of Genesis is all it takes, and we become acutely aware of what God dispensed upon Sodom and Gomorrah - equally notorious for their litany of grievous sin – He nuked both cities – incinerated to ash, and blown away by the vagaries of the four winds.

Ouch! A bitter garnish to adorn any meal.

Ergo, so the Holy Bible, for all its good points, just ain’t too magnanimous on the diversity, inclusivity and equity themes, nor the type of subversive literature we wish to have upsetting the LGB+T+Q Gay Pride Month extravaganza crowd – with the politically incorrect homophobic ‘attitudes of its time’.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-madness-virginia-woolf-book-tigger-warning-list

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UK Illegal Migrant Surge Crisis

While the banner headline states the bare fact, the common herd need to get their collective heads around the more pertinent ‘fact’ – that the entire illegal immigrant ‘rubber boat people’ surge from the shores of la belle Français is all part of a venal plan – for racial, religious, and cultural dissolution – to see our historic national Ancient Briton DNA identity diminished to such a vacuous state that we no longer know who the fuck we are.

The gospel according to House of Conmans opposition MPs and the mass media castigates the Tory 'Mingle & Jingle' Party’s lack of positive action under the leadershit of Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak - and specifically his central pledge (one of five) of, quote: ‘stopping small boat crossings’ is eroding public trust – as the illegal crossings of the Channel have increased since the passage of the more at scent than substance Illegal Migration Bill – with the Monty Pythonesque proposed core solution to the problem of hosting detained (sic) illegals in cosy hotels and Airbnb facilities being one of fast forwarding the fucking lot to Rwanda.

Yep, correct, that’s the Rwanda in Africa – notorious for its 1994 era record of Tutsi vs Hutu mass genocide massacre fun n frolics.

Fer fuck’s sake, the UK’s not-fit-for-purpose immigration service / border force can’t stop the flotillas of illegal immigrants – all posing as war zone refugees seeking asylum – who are crossing the Channel from safe haven France - or rather was a ‘safe haven’ until some gung-ho trigger-happy racist gendarme shot a teenage kid at point blank range in his car last week – for looking a bit foreign – and thus kick started a mass national riot.

Ergo, let us not overlook the lessons of history – specifically WW2 – and the fact Frogland was overrun with Hitlerian Nazi Krauts – who has in fact conquered all the profitable, tasty bits of Europe as German ‘lebensraum’ (living space) – and our sacred isle of Albion was next on the hit list.

Yet the Royal Navy, with help from other military forces – (Army / RAF) smited and blighted these plans – and fuck all crossed the Channel – apart from fish, seagulls, and flights of ariel Doodlebugs.

To wit, if Elizabethan England - under the leadership of Sir Francis Drake - could stop and sink the invasion-bent Spanish Armada - the Duke of Medina Sidonia’s ‘Great and Most Fortunate Navy’ - (read ‘Unfortunate’) - 'halfway up the Channel in 1588 before it reached our sacred shores - ‘and’ stymied Hitler’s Nazi ‘war machine’ invasion force setting off from France and crossing the Channel to invade the south coast shores of merrie England - with the zero technology of the early 1940’s - then why the fuck can’t we stop hordes of welfare-grubbing foreign types – (mainly military-age young testosterone fuelled males – suspiciously chanting ISIS mantras and giving Bible-worshipping infidels the evil eye) - sneaking across the Channel during the hours of daylight in flotillas of small rubber boats, all overloaded to the gunwales?

Why? Easy, a lack of political will. The New World Order plan is to dilute our Anglo-Saxon society, and culture, to a point where white Christians are a minority – and this same scam is alive and working all across Europe.

Nothing to worry about. Move along now. All part n parcel of Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF ‘Great Reset’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-53734793

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Confirmed: World Gone Mad

Broken Britain’s water corporations – once a national – and efficient – public-owned, and managed, industry - initially privatised to take the hard work off the idle-arsed and incompetent Twatcher Tory government bureaucracy’s hands - and with a fatally-misguided ideological faith in private sector efficiency viz achieving social and environmental goals - are on the bones of their proverbial arse – with Thames Water - following the dismal failure of thirty-four years of this private ownership experiment - being the primary agent to clear a path into the bankruptcy courts.

Yet another Tory Nasty Party fubar – a total snafu – overseen by the blood-sucking Michael ‘Dracul’ Howard (MP for Transylvania) during the mismanagement of our nation by Slaggie Twatcher’s government, and the 1989 privatisation sell-off of our national assets – specifically water – to a bunch of profit-motivated foreign-based ‘private equity’ greed merchants – who have virtually reverse-asset-stripped the companies via investor dividend payouts, and loaded them with debt – and likewise ‘loaded’ our once-pristine rivers and sea shore coastlines with human sewage.

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Doubtless every fucker and their dog of voting age is acutely aware that the Tory Nasty Party government, under the leadershit of Fishy Sunak, is in a state of terminal paralysis, and ‘change’ is required like a blood transfusion for a ‘bleed-out’ casualty.

Albeit, in the eyes of the critical thinking membership of the British public, while the Tory Party are a complete and utter ‘fucked unit’ and no longer fit for purpose, WTF is the answer, replacement-wise?

The Librarian-Dummercrats? The Greens? Reform UK? Or New Labour – the political carpetbaggers who, under Teflon Tony Bliar’s leadershit, shut down the Met Plod Squad’s investigations into establishment child sex abuse paedo rings operating out of Worstminster – and to add insult to injury, joined hands with the good ole US of A in the illegal military invasion of the sovereign state of Iraq – all based on a conjured dodgy intelligence dossier.

Hmmm, not the type of ‘people’s representatives’ to be trusted to run the affairs of state.

Ergo, New Labour leader, Keir ‘U-turn’ Stammerer, high on hubris, has declared he intends to kick start a Sovereign Fund – aping the successful scheme run by Norway – to seduce and appease hordes of bonkers Greenie voters to stick their little X in Labour’s ballot box square come election day.

Thus we propose a $64,000 question.

As Stammerer intends to shut down all oil n gas production in n around Broken Britain – this will doubtless render our once-sceptred isle more ‘Broken’ in the process – due the massive oil n gas industry personnel redundancies – and the fact we then need to import oil n gas.

Now for the nitty-gritty conflict fact: Norway’s super-success Sovereign Fund was created solely from – and is maintained by - the hefty income their domestic oil and gas industry generates – while Britain’s oil n gas industry is set to be laid low – and emasculated of any and all earning potential - by Sir Keir’s Labour Party plan to shut down Britain’s entire established – and profitable - oil and gas industry.

Then we have Keir’s ‘flagshit’ election scam to spend £28 billion nicker ‘per annum’ on ‘green projects’.

Yeah, read eyesore wind turbines and solar panel farms blighting the natural beauty views our once green and pleasant land. A power generation system that will only produce electricity when windy, and the sun is shining. Not quite the perfect design strategy for our northern hemisphere island nation. 

Alas, what pity Stammerer takes himself so seriously.

Oh my, if Labour get into Downing St and control the House of Conmans government, then it won’t be long before Food Bank Britain’s Treasury is declaring Chapter 11, and calling in the bailiffs.

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We have a stooge Woke joke / LGB+T / QWERTY aligned officialdom getting its claws into national scale social engineering, and promoting, in fact force feeding, Food Bank Britain’s public community a dodgy, deviant veneer of inclusiveness and diversity ideology, enticing them to go n join in the Gay Pride Month extravaganza, and wave a rainbow flag.

Thus we raise the question – who is in control of our once-sacred isle’s government, Parliament – or Mermaids n Stonewall – the Keepers of the Rainbow Ring?

Oh my, hark their latest immoral canard: Trans-women are real women.

Doubtless the sexual deviant trans-gender-bender activists will next be lobbying to have our foundation stone of moral guidance – the Holy Bible - banned, and  the above mendacious falsehood enshrined the into law – to be enforced by a uniformed force of Woke Pronoun Police.

At this point we are acutely reminded of Alice in Wonderland, and that arrogant, fat fuck Humpty Dumpty, who, setting the stage for the future trans-movement’s flawed science proclamation that ‘trans-women are real women’  - informed Alice (misquote) “... when I say a thing, it means just what I intend it to mean.”

Ergo, men dressed as women are real women - and woe betide if you are common sense critical and publicly question the bio-science accuracy of this radical ideology, for you’ll be next in line to be smiteth with the deplatforming stick – and dragged before the Non-Person Cancel Culture Court – (of no appeal).

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Hark to the entire ‘negative effects’ / rising sea levels / polar ice melts / global warming / climate change scare-a-thon propaganda, spouted by the likes of the Swedish climate expert gremlin, grotty Greta - and Extinction Rebellion, and their Just Stop ‘Everything’ pals – (a gaggle of climate change fanatic activists, hampered by sub-par intellects, jumping on the ‘Let’s Save the World’ bandwagon) - is rooted in flawed science throughout – from the fact oil and gas are classified as fossil fuels – which they are not – (but rather abiotic) – which exposes their climate change science model as being constructed on flawed physics, exaggerations, and purposeful, socio-political manipulated lies.

Alas, these wankers fall short when doing the research, and are thus ignorant to the fact the World doesn’t need any saving – especially so from the excesses and abuses of the human species - and been taking pretty good care of Herself for some four-plus billion years – with the battle scars to prove the fact.

So too, by comparison, the same deception – and misconception - applies to the dark cloud Covid-1984 ‘Lie til you Die’ mantra recited by SAGE and ‘Numpty Neil’ Ferguson’s ‘prognostications of doom’ computer modelling, then jointly promoting lockdowns and toxic mRNA spike protein ‘three shot’ vaxxing for an entire global population.

To wit, here we go again, what the fuck does this teach us? Don’t trust any fucker or their dog wearing an ‘expert’ badge.

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Oh my, Food Bank Britain’s High Court justices have put the kibosh on the Tory Nasty Party’s ill-conceived scheme to deport all illegal immigrants washing up on Food Bank Britian’s south coast shores to Rwanda – in Africa.

Que? WTF? Did anyone actually delude themselves into believing this so-called illegal immigrant crisis was gonna be solved by our laissez-faire Tory gang doing half a job – as usual – and sending the fuckers to ‘genocide-central’ Rwanda?

Really, what fucking imbecile thought that one up?

How about ‘Fuck it, send them to the Moon’ – or, by turning the boats around, n directing them back to France – their point of origin. Otherwise coerce the foul n foreign French to get their finger out n police their Channel shores, to stop the crossings.

Mind you, can’t really blame the Frogs, as they are perfectly content to see the illegal scrounging wankers sail off for Broken Britain - and out of France.

Ergo, regardless of the time n head-scratching effort (sic) – and mega-bucks - put into the Rwanda immigrant fix - now blocked by the High Court with an ‘illegal’ stamp on the very concept – the entire fiasco doesn’t really reflect well on the Tory cabinet’s decision-making skills.

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