Truss Auction: Going, Going - Gone

WTF are the Tory Nasty Party attempting? To set a new Guinness Book record for how many party leaders / prime ministers can hold office in a calendar year – or which can stay in Downing Street the shortest time?

Insh-Allah it might be, though Broken Britain deserves better from its elected representatives than ignoring their fiduciary duty and lockdown party animal behaviour – and yet even more Conservative chaos and incompetence – and that electoral opinion does not translate as opting for a fresh round of chaotic incompetence from New Labour – or, worse still, from Ed the Dwarf’s Lib-Dum gang.

Less than six weeks – 44 days is it? – in office – and what a hodgepodge mess to make of the national economy. Is ‘clueless’ the correct and fitting word? The Truss simply isn’t Prime Minister material. Get her the fuck out of Downing Street before she has any more ‘bright ideas’.

Ergo, a few more days and the ‘un-truss-worthy’ Truss is gone – swallowed her pride and deflated her ego – then, with minimum prompting from the 1922 Committee, dutifully committed an act of self-harm seppuku by falling on her personal back-stabbing blade - while a gaggle of pompous – and equally talentless - Tory front benchers commenced scrabbling round their closest – and back bench – cronies, drumming up backing for a 100 support vote leadershit bid – with the bookie’s odds-on favourite, Fishy Sunak, poised n rearing to go before the starting gate, at an optimistic #ReadyforRishi 4/5.

Meanwhile the New Labour opportunists cry ‘havoc’ and demand a general election – with Keir Stammerer poised to be Slime Minister – and this the wanker who, as Director of Pubic Prosecutions, failed to prosecute Royal Family favourite and Prince Dobby’s (now King Dobby) ‘bestie’ mate - the arch-kiddie fiddling / sex pest / rapist / necrophiliac – and BBC icon DJ / Mr Fix-It - Jimbo Savile - for his nefarious crimes.

Not a bloke to be trusted, Sir Keir. He might well foster a salt-of-the-earth / man of the people façade, but truth be known, he is possessed of a power-seeking, dark, gargoyle heart. 

So, let’s just ponder that scenario – a general election and a Labour victory.

WTF could we, the voters – and taxpayers - of Food Bank Britain, expect from a Labour government that not too long ago, under the incompetence-riven, dishonest leadershit of Tony Bliar (and Gordon Broon) committed Broken Britain to an illegal invasion of Iraq and protracted foreign military involvements – aka ‘wars’ – across the Middle East and Afghanistan (Graveyard of Empires) – all on the strength of a pack of concocted dodgy dossier lies. Do the names of Bliar, Straw and Campbell strike a chord?

So too were these treacherous criminals - copy-catting the 9/11 footsteps of the Neo-Con and Mossad Deep State traitors - responsible for authorising three ‘same day’ false flag Muslim terrorist attacks on the London tube system – and one that blasted the top off a London bus – all in the name of demonising Islam and justifying an aggressive military response?

Regardless of who the Tory Nasty Party front for Crime Minister, it’s gotta be better than having Stammerer and his ginger-mingin gobshite deputy, Mangela ‘AirPods’ Rayner, running the show.

And let us not overlook why the New Labour gang lost the 2010 general election to the Tory bunch and thus allowing Posh Dave Scameron to slither his way into Downing Street – due the fact they were no longer trusted, not only to govern – but even tell the fucking Truth.

Mind you, not to be purposely contradictory, even Stammerer n AirPods would be a better option to the Librarian-Dummercraps taking office, and led by that ‘conflicts of interest’ mental midget, Ed ‘Pork Pie’ Davey – (Mongoose Energy Man).

To wit, considering the party’s history of snafu’s and fubar’s under his shit for brains predecessor, she of the ‘revoke Article 50’ self-imploding ego - Jo ‘Fuckwit’ Swinson – who proved to be so popular with her own Dunbarton conshituency voters, back in the 2019 election she lost out to the Scottish Nonce Party candidate.

But Stammerer is capable of any old grandstanding – even to the gender bending tranny brigade and media networks – anything for a few brownie points.

Speaking at the PinkNews Awards, Stammerer called for a ban on conversion therapy in all its forms and pledged ‘his party’ (how’s that for ego?) would modernise the Gender Recognition Act.

Really, Labour should be renamed the Old Flannel Party – or the Untrustables’ - and now, in the footsteps of war criminal Tony Bliar, we have the Labour MP for Chester, Christian Matheson – this week resigned over sexual misconduct charges – before he got his ass fired.

Then we have Labour’s entire Leicester crew – starring a porcine troll named Claudia Webbe, MP for Leicester East, today a convicted criminal, and likely to chuck acid in the faces of anyone who refuses to vote for her.

And not to overlook that repulsive and corrupt influence-peddling / coke-snorting sodomite, ex-Labour MP, Keith Vaz. Gone but not forgotten.

What a team – especially so when we include one more, now-deceased, lowlife Leicester Labour MP, he of kiddie fiddling notoriety, Greville Janner, titled for his services to Freemasonry – and pederasty - as Baron Janner of Bumstone.

Of course the common herd are gullible beyond borders, and can be manipulated and coerced to vote for utter scumbags time and again – and that’s ‘no thanks’ to a corrupt mass media system that has been brainwashing them, pedalling moral legitimacy, thus controlling the public’s perception of reality – and which way is ‘up’.

Alas, that is the state of our House of Conmans. Personally, we have seen better organised riots.

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