In today's 'Let's Kick Some Evil Yankee Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Deep State High Crimes’ – a timely scandalous exposé of ‘Man Made Weather Crises’ from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The Chinese whispers snitch n grasser network is buzzing with all manner of chatter and innuendo suggesting the foul weather incident that this past week virtually ‘flattened’ Florida was not as President Joe 'Dementia' Bidet claims - a result of climate change - but rather another HAARP-generated ‘sneak attack’ event as ‘fuck you’ retaliation aimed principally at the state’s Republican Governor, Ron DeSantis, for pissing off the Shite House ruling Democraps, by shipping a two score n ten contingent of illegal Venezuelan immigrants out of his back yard – and depositing them on the main ‘Snob Row’ thoroughfare of the ultra-conservative, WASP billionaire-infested Massachusetts island R & R leisure resort of Martha’s Vineyard.
While boasting to be a haven of empathy and inclusiveness for the downtrodden and marginalised of global society, the hypocrisy-ridden residents of Moneybags Island – (whose number includes fake Hawaiian ‘Indonesian Muslim’ ex-President Barky Obama and his pre-op’ tranny partner Big Mike, plus their two adopted daughters) - lost no time in contacting their bought n paid for state governor, Charlie Baker – and rep’s in Congress and the Senate, demanding immediate action – which resulted in the National Guard being mobilised, who rounded up and trucked out the so-recently arrived visitors to a military joint base compound on Cape Cod.
Insider gossip and scuttlebutt are pointing the fickle finger of fate for the Florida landfall HAARP hurricane targeting on orders issued by Pentagon Joint Chiefs of Staff top dog General, ‘Thoroughly Modern’ Milley – in collusion with Shite House gophers Antony Blinkered - and Defence Sec’ Lloyd Austin – he tainted by scandalous notoriety viz being a former habitue of Washington’s Chevy Chase-based Comet Ding Dong (Pizzagate) kiddie fiddling destination.
The names of ‘Tropical Storm Payback’, and also ‘Hurricane Fuck You’ were suggested by a gaggle of moronic Shite House staffers playing around with a bucket of Scrabble tiles, but smarter minds decided they were a bit too ‘in yer face’ obvious, thus the ‘inoffensive’ (sic) moniker of Ian was selected by the NOAA and Alaska’s Gakona-based HAARP team for the man-made Category 4 storm.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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