Autumn Ramblings: Britain is F*cked

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Incompetence' – a timely scandalous exposé of the Tory Nasty Party’s recent adoption of 'The Wilkins Micawber Handbook of Economic Theory' – a banner headline first from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

As an appetiser to the main course of feasting on the utterly ridiculous state of international political mismanagement, we have the flawed science - (oil is not a fossil fuel – but abiotic) - climate change gang – specifically a gaggle of Just Stop Oil environment protesters – who have glued themselves to the asphalt along The Mall, outside Fuckingham Palace.

Hmmm, a question to ponder on - why doesn’t some fucker ‘glue’ these gullible / Stop Oil / Green New Deal / Zero Carbon . Extinction Rebellion wankers to the inside of a prison cell – along with Sweden’s squirrely marionette and climate change 'Doom n Gloom' gremlin; the emotionally-unstable Sideshow Greta?

Then, next up, we have Truss n Kwasi Warthog, practicing their personal brand of Tory Nasty Party ‘weaponised stupidity’ – on behalf of the WEF’s Great Reset architect, Satan Klaus Schlob – and their Square Mile masters – purposely crashing Food Bank Britain’s already stagnated economy, while implementing £43 billion nicker in tax cuts for their Corporatocracy cronies.

Under the Truss / Kwasi Warthog aegis, mortgage and interest rates have gone into orbit, along with food, fuel and every fucking thing else - with the office of the Chancellor of the Exchequer now retitled the Ministry of Bankruptcy, Mortgage Misery & Homelessness.

Alas Britain, fallen victim to this Truss cohort clique – with Truss topping the ego list, along with her bestie mate, Theresa ‘Six Sugars’ Coffey – a lard-arsed, unfit porker appointed Minister of Health – and then we have Kwazi Wazi the Warthog. who, collectively, since getting Bonkers Boris & Co evicted from 10 Downing St, have developed a most unhealthy and narcissistic God complex viz their Crime Minister and cabinet appointments – and with ample assistance from the leper-status Lib-Dums – and New Labour’s Keir Stammerer and Mangela ‘AirBuds’ Rayner - reduced the character and quality of Britain’s Parliamentary political debates to a series of ‘blame game’ finger-pointing, shouting matches –whose intellectual quality is on a par with a buffoonery of orangutans squabbling over perching rights on the branches of a mango-laden tree.  

Conversely, thanks to a cadre of common sense variety Tory MP’s crying ‘Foul!’, Minister Warthog now intends to ‘fast track’ his economic plan to – ‘calm financial markets’ - (bit late for that) - and deliver the entire, revised ‘financial recovery package’ before the previously scheduled end of November date, to October 31.

Yep, we know – a real life Halloween ‘Trick n Cheat’ anxiety attack-inducing surprise package.

Regardless of the plus or minus elements of the above, one negative factor that strikes right home is children’s school meals recently deteriorating in quality, and quantity, to be on a par with farmyard pigswill – all thanks to a lack of government funding – due food and staffing costs having risen to the point that 45% of children who have free school meals - priced at a stingy £2.47 per kid - fails to cover the cost of providing decent, appetising food – while Downing Street and the House of Conmans are signing off on £££ billions by sending arms and funds to the fascist crime state government of Ukraine – all to the detriment of our own developing school children.

Hark again, Truss & her band of bunglers claim to be committed to a policy of ‘fiscal responsibility’.

Yeah, right -  we hear you – but fiscally responsible to whom – our own born and bred British citizens – or the Ukraine military – and the waves of 1,000 per day – ‘hands out’ grasping illegal economic migrants arriving on our south coast beaches?

The powers that think they be need to erect a big fucking sign on the tideline at Dover: Welcome to Broken Britain – the Inflation Nation, with food prices and fuel / transport costs well beyond our means – and definitely beyond yours. A word to the wise – turn around now n head back to la belle Francaise.

As their recent annual party conference drew to an end and the Truss made her closing speech, with the Tory wankers pushing the Covid mRNA vax, and Woke, and transgender bender scams, then one might well have expected her to quote the immortal Laurel & Hardy double act with a remark of ‘Another fine mess I’ve got you into’.

The gospel according to the Daily Shitraker, a range of factors are negatively affecting mortgage and interest rates, which have been rising internationally in response to global trends – mainly caused by Vladimir Putrid’s ‘illegal invasion’ of Ukraine.

No shit, Sherlock – why didn’t that scenario manifest its ugly head following New Labour Crime Minister, Tony Bliar’s ‘illegal invasion’ of Iraq – an act of military aggression warmongering justified by the concocted contents of a dodgy ‘intelligence’ (sic) dossier – aka the now-notorious weapons of mass distraction lie.

One thing any critical thinking Englishman does not require right now is to be gifted with the power of prophecy – to determine that the remainder of 2022 AD, and 2023 – and beyond – (up to the Great Reset agenda’s 2030 target date – and then some) - are going to present socio-political – and economic - chaos in motion – disaster sans deliverance – and our once sacred isle of Albion – aka Great Britain – then to Broken Britain – and on, to the current status of Food Bank Britain – slides by ever-quickening degrees into a diminished condition of a Third World failed state.

Lot of chat viz the entirety of Parliament’s House of Conmans / Upper House of Frauds hodgepodge being no more than high theatre, albeit, personally I would not rank it with such a distinction, perhaps more as Shakespearean tragedy, or music hall burlesque – or a Whitehall Theatre farce – and on certain occasions no better than a Punch n Judy show between New Labour and the Tory cabal.

All well and good, the zillionaire elitist technocraps – the nouveau riche of this current epoch, on the one hand destroying the environment – and then attempting to evade the consequences of their societal / environmental destructive greed – installing ‘deep six’ OpSec survival bunkers and the like – but the point is no fucker will survive – while they might gain a few months , then be left to emerge from their underground sanctuaries to a toxic atmosphere and contaminated ground water; a supply chain system that no longer functions – then stumble through the zero Wi-Fi / zero Internet debris of their own creation – just a Wilderness of Things – tripping over discarded algorithms and fractured app’s and heaps of ‘more at scent than substance’ inedible cyber currencies – to be set upon by a horde of very hungry zombified cannibals.

Ergo, and if that fucking lot isn’t enough to make a pig spew, we are now being informed that due Bad Vlad Putrid invading Ukraine and Silly Britain being part of the NATO military force joke – our once-sceptred isle might be suffering electricity blackouts due a lack of natural gas to run power station generators – all to be blamed on Bad Vlad – and not due the fact the government have swallowed the Green Deal ‘renewables’ lie and expect solar panels to power the country – in Winter (Que? WTF?) – or the wind turbines to rotate when the wind don’t blow – and all down to the climate change  / global warming flawed science lies that saw the closure of coal mines and an end to offshore oil n gas exploration – and apathetic approach to updating and expanding nuclear power resources.

So, prepare thyself, Biblical fashion, for a cold n dark Winter – and Christmas – to come – and a manifestation not to be helped along by the marked drop in solar activity now gathering pace, with one consequence being a predicted decrease in planetary temperatures – from Mercury to Pluto – and as our Earth is commonly regarded as the sole ‘inhabited’ planet in the Sun’s satellite system since we migrated here, from Mars, countless Millennia ago, then cometh the time to run up some further credit card debt, and invest in a 20+ tog duvet, woolly beanies and socks, gloves and thermal underwear – and too perhaps a few gallons of anti-freeze safely stocked away – along with a pair of snow shoes (discarded tennis rackets might suffice – (take a peek in Serena Williams’ wheelie bin), a sledge, and a pet huskie.

Okay, perhaps the latter is of a slightly facetious nature, but, joking aside, if we do a swift reality check, are we, the ever-marginalised and shit-upon useless eater class sick to the back – and front – teeth with the state of current affairs and the globalist scams? You fuckin’ betcha, baby.

Covid 1984 / SARS / lockdowns / mRNA toxic vaxx shots / global warming / climate change / sea levels rising / zero carbon / New Green Deal / economic collapse / WEF Great Resets / Fourth Industrial Revolutions (how silly). All more at scent than substance propaganda bullshit– and while the Powers That Think They Be rub the common herd’s nose in the fact we know sweet  fuck all – and they’re the Masters of the Universe – what a collective of wankers they actually are.

Never to learn, all the centuries – millenniums – they have been repeating this ‘better than you’ scam – and they self-devour – self-immolate – every fucking time. They can’t help it - inbred mutant genetic flaws – either they become extinct due their chronic habit of inbreeding with IQ deficient haemophiliac stock – basically fucking ones cousins n sisters – or brothers - then the common herd finally get super-pissed-off and take them out – an extinction level event scenario – and history repeats itself – ergo 1789 and 1917 being the more recent ruling class elimination episodes.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.