PETA Demands Male Carnivore Celibacy

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Yep, you read the banner headline correctly: PETA Demands Male Carnivore Celibacy. Meat-eating men should be banned from having sex, says PETA - due ‘toxic masculinity’.

Really, first off, WTF is ‘toxic masculinity’ – and second, who is PETA? Yet another bunch of asylum-escapee cretins? Morons sans borders, on a mission, clamouring for socio-political attention?

So, to reply to this burning question of the day: who, or what, the fuck is PETA? Well, it ain’t part of the Peter, Paul and Mary folk group; and definitely nowt to do with Jesus’ disciple, Peter the Fisherman; nor any relation to Russia’s Peter the Great.

Nope, this is the ‘People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ meddling twat club – and the male meat-eating celibacy demand originates from loony members of their wankers collective. Yet another offshoot of the psychosis-ridden Woke cult that is attempting to control the narrative of every fucking thing, in, on, and around the entirety of God’s creation, that they, in their omnipotent stupidity, do not agree with.

To wit, the gospel according to the PETA fuckwits - an American animal rights non-profit boasting ‘nine’ million IQ-deficient members - they are ‘demanding’ no less, that men who eat meat should be banned from having sex – but do not expand proficiently enough to state who, or what, they should be banned from having sex with.

Other men - or women – or all meat eaters – or the animals they intend to eat – or post-mortem ‘necro-sex’ with the butchered beasts -  or the make-believe ‘toxic’ transgender types who simply dress up as women – and still eat meat?

Albeit, a quick read of their so-called peak insanity ‘manifesto’ is enough to get a common sense sort of person head-shaking when they read the command that any fucker – specifically males of the species - who grabbed a quick burger for lunch should be henceforth banned from engaging in acts of coitus until they have digested the spicy patty, and vented all offensive flatulent gases – then switch to a Vegan diet.

Eating meat is a symptom of toxic masculinity, say the PETA fascists – and according to their flawed science guesstimates, men caused 41% more arsehole-emitted greenhouse gas bursts than women, due the fact they consume more meat – hence their call for women to go on a ‘sex strike to save the world’.

Er, anyone ask for a meat-eating woman’s opinion on this issue?

PETA’s Sandrine 'Piranha Teeth' Rousseau, a prominent French Green / EELV MP, ‘ignited’ controversy in France last month – (no, not due lighting one of his smelly Vegan farts) - by branding the smoking outdoor BBQ grill as a ritual that reeks (sic) of virility, male meat-eating compulsion and power over women - (and perhaps exerts a certain ‘appetising’ power over hungry, homeless folk too).

Ergo, men who eat meat should be banned from having sex and need to change their lifestyle by joining PETA’s free Vegan start programme – for they claim scientific proof that ‘toxic masculinity’ also harms the climate.

Yeah right, such might possibly harm the climate to the same degree as PETA’s ‘toxic stupidity’.

Hmmm, thanks to the PETA think tank for that little gem. Here we have the calibre of a pushy lifestyle / enviro’ group – the psychotic fascist variety, who once appeared at Nuremberg, charged with crimes of genocide for imprisoning persons with an ‘opposing opinion’ in the likes of Auschwitz and Belsen concentration camps.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/meat-eating-men-should-be-banned-from-having-sex-says-peta/369512

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