Male Jail for Fake Femmes

The Tory Nasty Party’s latest Justice Secretary appointee, Brandon Lewis, today informed one gutter press hack from the Gender Bender’s Gazette that henceforth, prisoners with ‘male genitalia’ will no longer be held in the ‘natural born’ women’s prison estate – and henceforth be cast down to dwell amongst their own sex in the appropriate ‘sodomite's paradise' penitentiary - and doubtless 'under the wing' (sic) of some muscled Alpha male pugilist type - their cherished, and protected, personal 'bitch'.

“This will apply to all trans-gender benders posing as females of the species, especially so those who have been convicted of sexual offences against ‘real’ women.”

“Further detail about these reforms will be announced when we publish our updated ‘common sense’ trans-gender prisoners policy framework later this year.”

Speaking before Tory Party members at the International Convention Centre in Birmingham earlier this month, Lewis promised that the Government’s ‘new approach’ will rely on the application of common sense, and no longer pandering to nonsensical Woke cult demands or trans-gender-diverse and non-binary criminal types of all persuasions – including cross-dressers and closet queens.

Sussex Police were recently forced to apologise after Home Secretary Spewella Braverman accused them of 'playing silly Woke identity politics and denying biology' around sexual offences committed by a female impersonator .

The force initially insisted it would not tolerate any hateful comments in respect of gender identity, regardless of crimes committed; but later had a rethink and admitted its response was inconsistent with common sense and logic.

So, WTF is the solution, to keep everybody happy? Purpose-designated trans-prisons – with trans officers? In this Woke-dominated society, anything is possible - and the more perverse the better, seems to be the order of the day.

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