Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Gross Hypocrisy – By Any Other Name

In today’s ‘Gross Hypocrisy Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities closet at the Ministry of Defence for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

First, an extract from today's BBC online news:

UK warship escorts Russian carrier in English Channel

A British warship and three RAF Typhoons will keep "a close eye" on a Russian aircraft carrier and other ships as they sail past the UK. The carrier Admiral Kuznetsov and other Russian ships are passing through the English Channel on their way back to Russia from Syria. A Royal Navy Type 23 frigate, HMS St Albans, was dispatched to meet it as it neared British waters.

Per contra, rumours that the gaffe-prone nuclear-armed submarine, HMS Vengeance, would be shadowing the Kuznetsov from the deep have been scotched as BS grapevine gossip since its Biblical scale stand-down fubar in launching a Trident II D5 thermonuclear missile offshore Florida (USA) that went sort of – er – 'off-course' and made a beeline for Miami.
Fortunately (or not) the primary plutonium fission detonator was as screwed up as the onboard guidance system - so no big bang – or nuclear retaliation payback.

Ironically, as this was the only firing test of a British nuclear missile in four years, the fuck up raises serious 'panic stations' questions viz the reliability - and safety - of the Trident weapons system – and the rest of Britain's nuclear deterrent (more at 'liability') arsenal.

Biblical scale snafu's besides, Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Tory Defence Secretary - and incumbent Nasty Party MP for Kent's Old Scrotum constituency - Michael Fallon, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrisy Gazette, confided - quote: "We will keep a close eye on the Admiral Kuznetsov as it skulks back to Russia; a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people."

Hmmm, you can cop the stench of Fallon's gross hypocrisy from here.

So, WTF qualifies this fatally-flawed Knight of the Realm for the Ministry of Defence's top post? Surely not the self-righteous, egocentric tosspot's larcenous money-grubbing embezzlement record of fiddling his House of Conmans Parliamentary expenses – aka 'stealing from the public purse'? Nor his drunk driving convictions either – or anti-gay marriage moral posturing - and most definitely not the total lack of military experience in the self-delusional dog wanker's resume.

Mind you, he's a spot-on 'the buck doesn't stop here' liability dodger – perjuring himself before Parliament in a statement of "it's not our fault" - that the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia never told the export licensing Ministry of Defence that the stockpiles of banned 'Category A' anti-personnel BL755 clusterfuck bombs the UK government okayed the Bedfordshire-based INSYS / Kunting Engineering to flog to the KSA barbarians would be indiscriminately dropped on the innocent women n kids civilian population of Yemen – along with all the other pick n mix assorted aerial-delivered ka-boom nasties they ditch on hospitals and schools – and any fucker old enough to bleed - when the IQ-deficient Saudi pilots fail to target freedom-seeking Houthi rebel forces.

To wit, freaky Fallon's sanctimonious Russia-bashing comment viz the Admiral Kuznetsov carrier: "a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people" kinda exposes the tosser as a moral hypocrite considering his Ministry's continued licensing of arms sales to the barbaric Saudi government 'only extends the humanitarian suffering of the non-combatant Yemeni people'.

Thought for the day. In February 2016 the empathy-deficient Fallon – (an all-out bought n paid for Corporate stooge) - while castigated by human rights groups - was conversely congratulated for his 'tremendous support' to the British arms industry while attending a £450-a-head dinner at London's Hilton Hotel for the 'Aerospace Defence Security Group' weapons-of-death trade-body.

Members of 'War-4-Profit' ADS Group include BAE Systems, which builds the Eurofighter Typhoon and Tornado; Raytheon UK supplies Paveway guided bombs, while MBDA makes Brimstone missiles – all of which are being used in Saudi Arabia’s bombing campaign on Yemen.

Of course, this type of expose shite never makes the banner headline pages of the gutter press – only the 'distract the common herd' fake bullshit news generated and circulated by a corrupt Fourth Estate at the behest of their Establishment masters: the likes of Fallon's Nasty Party government – and the ADS Group – whose membership includes Atkins, Agusta-Westland, BAE Systems, Boeing Defence UK Ltd, Cobham plc, Daher Aerospace, EADS UK, Leonardo-Finmeccanica UK, GE Aviation, General Dynamics UK, GKN, MBDA, Messier-Dowty, Nexor, Northrop Grumman UK, Qinetiq, Osprey, CSL UK, Raytheon Systems, Rolls-Royce plc, Selex ES, Serco Group Plc and Thales UK.

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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled Saudi thugs, rabid noncing nobles, corrupt politico ponces, immoral arms dealers and bent money-laundering lawyers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

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