Balkanisation of Greater Mid-East on Track

In today’s 'Political Arse-Kissing Special' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's transvestite Slime Minister, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, addressing the Congress of Tomorrow's GOP scumster retreat at Philadelphia's Loews Hotel on Thursday, heaped congratulations and unctuous praise on the graft and corruption-ridden Republican Party hierarchy regarding their election victories in November - particularly Donald Chump’s triumph in the presidential race – against all odds and in defiance of pundits and polls – and Hilarious Rodent Clinton's (the Mena Mafia Matriarch) Democratic Party dirty tricks campaign.

In recognition for her knee-bending obeisance and wooing GOP lawmakers ahead of her meeting with President Chump on Friday at the Shite House - Mayhem received a standing 'pat on the head' ovation when she pledged her commitment to the "special ass-kissing' / dog n Master vassal state relationship that has existed between London and Washington since the days of the last century's Lease-Lend and the Marshall Plan war-related bankruptcy handouts.

"Due this great victory you have won in getting a xenophobic, Muslim-bashing pro-Zionist president into the Oval Office, then Israel can be stronger, greater, and more confident in the years ahead - and a newly emboldened, confident Israel that can get away with any old illegal settlement land grabs, human rights abuses or war crimes keeps the Rothshite bankster consortium and the ZioNazi Edomite Mafia happy."

Conversely, in a paradoxical reverse gear move from her kow-tow speech before the Republican Congress of Tomorrow gathering, during a later interview with the gutter press Moral Conscience Gazette, PM Mayhem stated for the public record that the United Kingdom and good ole US of A must put an end to intervening in the affairs of other sovereign countries in an attempt to remake the world in 'our own robber baron Imperialist image'.

Mayhem believes that the days of Broken Britain and the Great Satan intervening in the affairs of sovereign countries - in some clichéd neo-colonial Manifest Destiny attempt to remould the world in our own image via the pretence route of 'humanitarian intervention' - are over and done with.

Hmmm, the Seventh Generation Principle philosophy besides, the Krauts have a word for attempting to improve something but ending up by making things a darn sight fucking worse: verschlimmbessern

However, in a pathetic self-preservation bid to avoid ending up at the top of the Military-Industrial cartel's Deep State Shadow Government assassination hit list, she insisted the two powers should still lead the world and take on 'fresh global challenges' – such as instigating Arab Spring 'colour revolutions' via Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attacks wherever some Third World shithole refused to kiss Western bankster arses – or experienced pangs of collective shame and sympathy, and decided to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign– or dared foster audacious notions of independence and national attainment - while threatening to renege on IMF debts or dump the US dollar and trade in something more worthwhile –such as cowrie shells, coconuts or bananas.

“But this cannot mean a return to the failed policies of the past – such as evidenced by the capricious whim of a Foreign Secretary signing the Balfour Declaration at the suggestion of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate - and subsequently giving someone else's country away to a bunch of nasty land-grabbing Zionist Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience."
"There again, nor can we afford to stand idly by when the threat is real. We must be strong, smart and hard-headed – and demonstrate the resolve necessary to stand up for our own economic-industrial interests – and kick the shit out of a bunch of Muslim sand niggers threatening our life's blood oil supplies - then take control of the natural resources and pipelines, plus establish geo-political military bases in their own backyards – to protect them from – er – 'themselves' – and the Russians."

Meanwhile, the gospel according to the Daily Shitraker wire service, President Chump is set to sign an executive order that would include a Jolly Jihad refugee ban and suspension of visas for citizens of Syria and six other Middle Eastern and African countries - including Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen.

If that list of pariah nations sounds remotely familiar to conspiracy theorists then let's just take a gander at a 2001 interview with four-star General Wesley 'Whistleblower' Clark in the wake of the Israeli Mossad's false flag terrorist attacks on 9/11 – in which Honest Wes' revealed the Neo-Con pro-ZioNazi controlled Pentagon had adopted a plan to topple the governments of several Mid-East and African Islamic states: Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Syria, Somalia, Sudan, Iran and Yemen - a requirement of their Project for the New American Century agenda – (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) and the establishment of the Greater Israel - the craved end game result of the Corporate Edomite Mafia elitist cartel.

Conversely, notable omissions from the rabid refugee ban list includes the backward and uncivilised barbarian-infested Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, a Third World dump that funds and trains Takfiri Muslim terrorists as a tool of foreign policy and exports their nasty brand of radical Wahhabism ideology – and not overlooking the fact that the majority of the non-existent 9/11 hijackers were purportedly Saudis.

Then we have the United Arab Emirates, who channelled the 9/11 terrorist's funding – along with Qatar, whose vast wealth has been used to arm Semtex suicide vest jihadists to kill and maim any fucker old enough to bleed in Syria - and Afghanistan – birthplace of al-Qaeda.
And last but not least, Turkey – who funds, trains and provides safe passage to any old terrorist wolf pack – ISIS included - heading for Syria – and medical / hospital treatment for ISIS wounded.

To wit, excluded from Chump's banned manky Muslim Islamic terrorist list are the very same towel head scumbags that arguably created the Mid-East Jolly Jihad terrorist problem.

Seriously, these pro-ZioNazi Neo Con bottom feeder tosspots are so blatant and transparent it's a joke – political 'painting by numbers' foreign policy – with the likes of super-shill sayanim stooges embedded in the US Congress and Senate - Lindsey Graham, John Boy McCain and Paul Ryan – the sexual pervs that Mossad really got paedo-honey-trapped - and have by the short n curlies.

Oh yes, all under the jackboot of the Scum of the Earth Brigade - the self-appointed know-all – (and know fuck all) – inbred mongrel zillionaire Illuminati dog wankers. Control freak eugenicists who should really take a close look in a mirror – and have learned nowt from the passage of history.

But for the critical thinking sector of humanity who prefer a TV set turned 'off' and still have a couple of brain cells tuned to immune mode with regard to anything the government or mainstream media care to spout or pontificate on – plus can discern between shit and shinola – then it is a given, immutable fact that these Satan-worshipping Freemason Brotherhood of the Snake reptiles have been manipulating global events for millenniums past.

The Western ZioNazi death cult elite's 'War on Terror’ is a charade – and a euphemism for neo-colonial warmongering aggression and rapacious imperialism – a Balkanisation policy of divide n conquer - precisely what currently tops the Illuminati consortium wish list - hell bent on the control of natural resources and establishing geopolitical military bases.
The US and Britain have jointly staged dozens of violent coups worldwide (undeclared wars of aggression) since the end of WWII – and the subsequent decline / end of Empire.
Here again in Syria and Yemen, etc, et al - the aim is to simply turn Order into Chaos, then install their own compliant puppet leader in order to better streamline Western interests with those of the target nation.

While the fact bears a dystopian edge to it, any nation that isn't kiss-ass stooge material to be manipulated to suit the ends of the Western Crapitalist bankster system – NorKor, Russia, Iran, China, Lebanon (Hezbollah), Yemen – with the likes of Afghanistan (Taliban), Iraq, Libya gone – and Syria well on the way – has simply got to have a touch of regime change – for purely democratic and / or humanitarian intervention reasons (read 'promote global finance').

Hence backed and funded by their proxy stooge KSA / Qatari bed sheet brigade, the blueprint plots hatched by ultra-Zionist interests in Britain and the Great Satan to partition countries in the Middle East and Africa have morphed into reality – for the corrupt political systems of Broken Britain and the United States are infected by ZioNazism - whose main principle is to destroy any country in the Middle East that could resist Israel’s territorial expansion or dare challenge their nuclear armed military hegemony.

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So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct fake news format.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the phony Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Deutsches Verteidigungs Dienst organisation and the vile Vatican regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic Omerta / Opus Dei / Ninth Circle Orgia Jesuits / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments consortium who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

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