Sunday, 3 January 2016

KSA 2016: Happy New Beheading

In today’s ‘Barbarians Rule’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, manning the editorial desk in manky Mecca for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to January's edition of the Decapitation Gazette, the Alice in Wonderland dystopian monarchical government (sic) of the barbarian-run Kingdom of Saudi Arabia ordered an excess of 150 executions during the past year, the highest figure logged by international human rights and wrongs groups since the previous 2014 record.

Obviously the homicidal psycho maniacs running the Dark Ages (1437) Saudi kingdom - with this controversial one-off head-lopping display of 47 executions on the stroke of mid-night to mark the Wicked West's 2016 New Year – are planning well ahead to beat their 'previous best' score and cop a first place entry in the McSquirter's 2016 Guinness Book of World Records (Deranged Despots Edition).

Yep, it's Happy Totalitarian-Barbarian 2016 New Year greetings from the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia with this Busy Berkely spectacular display of – not fireworks – but scimitar-swinging and head lopping – as some 47 non-conformist types - any fucker or their dog in fact - who had the audacity to dare disagree with, criticise - and protest - against the inbred mutant Al Saud ruling royal family - and the graft and corruption-ridden fat cat hangers-on oligarchy - copped a terminal dose of decapitation for their anarchist-insurgent cheek.

Conversely, the KSA's execution of the prominent Saudi Shiite cleric, Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr, for 'terrorist offences' – specifically his persistent vocal criticism of, and publicly dissing, Saudi royal scumsters as totalitarian despots 'and' heretical apostates for their foreign excursions to the lands of the infidels and Great Satan – gambling, boozing and whoring – with a spot of shop-lifting thrown in for good measure - has inadvertently resulted in his internationally-recognised martyrdom – with Mid-East Shite community leaders pledging 'divine retribution' for his murder.

Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr was arrested by Mabahith secret police thugs at his oil rich – albeit marginalised - Ash-Sharqiyyah province home in 2012 in the wake of the ZioNazi-West engineered 2011 Arab Spring uprisings and initially charged with domestic terrorism - for posting such seditious remarks against the hypocrisy-ridden monarchy as 'Sue Me Saudi Scum' on Twitter under the Anglicised nom de guerre handle of 'Derek the Cleric' - after some nasty tosspot at Twitter grassed him up to the Saudi Mutaween religious police that he'd had the cheek to send a tweet to his mate Sheikh Mohammad ibn Himar, editor of the Riyadh-based Self-Harmer's Review – (a man whose tribe claim hereditary camel and goat grazing rights on every hotel and corporate HQ atrium lobby carpet on the south side of the Persian Gulf) - referring to the KSA's King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud as a 'Nubian catamite-fucking geriatric pederast - only a single step away from a fatal coronary or stroke – and hopefully both'.

Consequently the insurrectionist word is on the streets of the Middle East / Gulf state bazaars and souqs to kick start a mess of sectarian pottage in revenge for al-Nimr's murder – with rumours of a shitload of Shiite scallies ready to depart on a violent venue of extreme prejudice payback against the dominant Saudi Sunni and Cher monarchy and their lickspittle sock puppet stooge gophers.

While 'Revolution Now' activists might prove a slack-arsed bunch to get their rebellion underway in the KSA, not so in Iran – where after receiving a positive 'sideways glance' nod from Iran's geriatric supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei last night, a Biblical multitude of Tehran-based Shiite activist protesters re-decorated the capital's Saudi Embassy with a 'Nowruz' pick n mix pyrotechnic bombardment of pipe bombs, Molotov cocktails, C4-laced kulfi - and similar inflammable accelerants.

Thought for the day. Ah well, there we are, and all thanks to the Sykes-Picot Agreement – a nation founded on graft and corruption and hedonistic pursuits - ruled by inbred barbaric wastrel morons who think with their stomachs and cocks before applying what passes for intelligence in their demented heads.
As long as the hopeless Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome afflicted Saudi monarchy top dogs keep up the bonkers Red Queen head-chopping suppression culture – (women can't drive / can't buy a six pack of Fosters or a tin of Spam at a Lulu Hypermarket) - then sooner more so than later, something's going to give – and it's gonna be bloody – and that. mon amis, will finally put paid to their irrational sense of entitlement and collective abuse of privilege.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry 'felcher-friendly' sized mammals – voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets and otters – or Syrian pikey refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

To wit, bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

Thus fuck the Devil's demonic SatanĂ¡s and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Rock n Roller Ayatollahs n Mad Mullahs (Sunni / Shite n otherwise) n the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist fraternity – along with their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Disclaimer: While a legion of oil-rich dog wanker Sunni & Cher worshipping Ayrabs and conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose and name the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-apologists and cover-up protectors).


Anonymous said...

You condemn racism and sexism in others yet you conclude your post by using a blatantly hateful slur to describe Jewish people and furthermore employ the loaded with sexist assumption terms "nonce ponce" to refer to a parliament largely dominated by heterosexual masculine politicians. I note that you frequent and comment on internet web troll Chris Spivey's site - someone whose views and language are strikingly similar to your own. As you can see I'm not a fan of Mr Spivey. What is it that you people want because all I see amongst much of the self-proclaimed 'alternative media' is racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, transphobia and an awful lot of paranoia? Perhaps Mr Spivey should have got more than his hand checked out when he went to hospital the other day?

Tym R said...

Well, well. Bitter Becky. the paranoid psychotic troll, is up in arms and accuses our blog of 'trollism', no less.
We are on equal and magnanimous sectarian terms with the worshippers of Judah and hence not anti-Semites but rather anti-Zionist (who hijacked the term anti-Semite)- or would ZioNazi be more accurate terminology to describe the rogue Israeli regime for their war crimes against the Palestinian population of - er - Palestine.
'Nonce Ponce' House of Conmans due the fact these 'heterosexual masculine politicians' are child molester apologists and hence enablers - if not part of the Satanic kiddie fiddling clique themselves. As to the 'masculine' comment - that we can agree on viz Home Sec Terry May.
So go do the research - historical and current - and get your warped establishment, good citizen / Common Purpose / NLP-conditioned viewpoint sorted out.
As to the rest of your ramblings, kiss our 'couldn't give a flying fuck' ass.

Anonymous said...

You claim you are anti-Zionist as opposed to anti-Jewish Tym yet you clearly used a blatantly anti-Semitic or more specifically anti-Jewish term above when you used the word "kikester". You are also misrepresenting my criticism of your use of the term "nonce ponce" because my comment was arguing that it is precisely because the paedophilia allegations are directed towards a parliament largely dominated by heterosexual gender normative masculine males. By using the term "ponce" in particular you are disassociating the crime of child abuse from the activities of heterosexual paedophiles like Savile, Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter for instance and insinuating that paedophilia is largely caused by the LGBT community and the gender non-conformist. That is precisely my criticism of your post. Moreover, your reply could have done without the ad Hominems already. After all, I'm glad your mate Mr Spivey went and got his hand examined for any trace of infection at hospital the other day - who knows, the likes of Dogman and Wolfie might have rabies;)

Tym R said...

Kikester = Zionist gangster.
Old English terminology for ponce is pimp.
As to LGBT / gender non-conformists - made no mention of them so don't drag ur bent interpretations regarding imaginary homophobia into the debate.
Viz non-conformism - it's an obvious fact that you're a chronic-case common sense non-conformist.
Savile: Heterosexual pederast? Que? WTF? Research deficient knobhead u are. He sodomised his great pal / driver / Mini Me DJ Ugli Ray - along with a host of drugged up Broadmoor inmates.
My mate Spivey? Assumption wears a cloak of errors Ms Troll - and now you're starting to sound like the paedo-enabler Hollie Greig Hoaxster Brigade - or is that where we've seen ur IP addy previously?
Now, we're busy, so fuck off and get a life - or simply ring the Samaritans and toss ur 'I can't get my own way / nobody takes any fucking notice of me' tantrum on their fireside rig.
As to ur rabies comment - hopefully they aren't suffering paranoid psychosis or congenital insanity alike yourself.

Anonymous said...

Now, now language Tymothy;) A slew of ad Hominem threaded together in an angry rant is a poor substitute for the want of a rational argument, is it not? Actually, the term "kike" has absolutely zero to do with Zionism as it's been directed at Jewish people long before the modern state of Israel came into being - or even, according to one theory, several centuries before Zionism emerged as an ideology.

One school of theory traces the term "kike" to the latin word "caeca" meaning "blind obstinacy" which Pope Clement VIII used in the 16th century when he failed to convert the Jews and consequently issued a prohibition against the study of the Talmud.

The other main school of theory regarding the origin of the term "kike" is that it is derived from the Yiddish word "kikel" meaning circle. Many of the Jewish immigrants from the Tsarist Russian empire who arrived at the emigration processing centre on Ellis Island, USA in the late 19th and early 20th century were illiterate so they often signed their names with an O (ergo: circle) in place of an X. When immigration officials inquired about it some of the immigrants replied "kikel" and so after a while the shortened nickname for a Jewish immigrant became "kike".

So there you go, you can thank me for educating you, can't you? As for your friend Christopher; if the worst comes to the worst maybe he could get himself a hook in place of that hand like Abu Hamza - I'm sure when he's off on one of his rants about Jews, gays or transfolk no-one would notice the difference. LOL:)

Ally C said...

What a boring and pedantic cow cunt you are becky. Nothing constructive in your diatribe, just repetitive, contradictory Wickedpaedia-sourced shite, which amount to annoyance, like crabs or an enlarged prostate.
Thus go and spit your menopausal dummy elsewhere. Per se: fuck off, eat shit n die.

Anonymous said...

Pedantic? How so, Ally C...? I simply offered evidence that the use of the term "kike" in the above post was proof that the writer was anti-Semitic (in this case specifically anti-Jewish) as opposed to being purely anti-Zionist (as Tym incorrectly claimed). I did this by citing evidence that the term "kike" was used as a slur against Jewish people long before the modern state of Israel or Zionism existed even as a concept.

It also wouldn't have been pedantic of me to add that "ponce" is also a fundamentally sexist term as its origins are theorized to have been a contemptuous reference to a man who lived off the earnings of a woman.

Whilst on the subject of misogyny; your own comment above seems to contain a great deal of it, does it not?

Ally C said...

Becky? Is that really it? Becky the Troll? Legally? No longer Frank or Bill the Troll - or were you more of a Rupert or Simon prior to this weirdo troll identity swap?
So ref ur unsolicited nasty troll comments on our RSNV weblog, WTF are you - a split arse troll who wants to be a man-troll - or a just another wholly confused guy with a bent to get his willy lopped down the middle and turning into a botched-job pussy?
Seriously, we can't decide by looking at the singular piccy on your weblog. Be honest chuckles - you wouldn't fit in with our Lipstick Lez clique.
Or – by the flow of your harping – yet another prime example of your 'species' -
simply a gender-frustrated tranny with cross-wired DNA who's further fucked up due overdoses of oestrogen hormone therapy?
Well, even if your suck n swallow gob is fixed in this hysterical, verbal diarrhoea, pedantic, clap-trap mode, as long have you've got one serviceable hole (your ass) then doubtless you'll pass muster for any blase creep with a hard-on - doggy style, of course. Perhaps you'd like the rear end attentions of my strap-on? :-(
Pity someone doesn't stick their cock in your ear and fuck some sense into your addled-brain head.
Now fuck off with your pointless trolling and do something useful - like play in the rush hour traffic.
'Real Woman' Ally

Anonymous said...

a. Politically, am I right that you'd be falling in with the TERF camp then?

b. Personally, have you ever considered addressing the hyper-sexualised frustrations evident in your above post with a mental health professional, Ally?

c. What on earth is a 'real' woman or, for that matter, a 'real' man? The picture you're painting in your above post I'd actually be inclined to class as somewhat 'surreal'(!)

Tym R said...

Boring with a large Capital B.

As per your preliminary complaint diatribe on the sadistic Saudi beheading blog post – (of which no part mentioned yourself or your abnormal trans-gender species) - making unsolicited and vindictive, negative know-all-ing pedagogue comments (so typical of your pathetic wannabe 'species') - regarding Chris Spivey's well researched works and weblog – why not trot over there – a short cyberspace hop from your corner of the trans-gender Netherworld – and post a few of your nasty critical (albeit unqualified) opinions - and cop the kick back reaction you so richly deserve.

Oh Becky, stop attempting to pose as an intellectual / academic – for that you're not – and call a halt to this pointless exchange 'you' - for whatever perverse reason your muddled mind has chosen to pursue – have initiated, and go seek out the counsel of your psycho-therapist.

If you really think we give a flying fuck about what you, (or any other fucker and their dog for that matter) in your egocentric view of worldly things, deem politically incorrect or gender-offensive, or racially offensive or culturally offensive or borders on anti-Semitism (that includes all the Semite races = Arabs / Palestinians too) or Holohoax denial – or the fact you ignore or contest the Old Testament maxim stating in clear homophobic terms that sodomites are an abomination – which obviously includes the gender-confused transvestite / shemale assemblage of our sick society – then you're chasing your own tail (sic – no pun intended).

Go preach your pompous, pedantic crap elsewhere. Try WH Smiths or Waterstones – they've got copies of Hitler's Mein Kampf on their New Year best-seller shelves. A fine piece of Jew-hating, homophobic work if ever there was one. Just up your 'righteous' street.

Anonymous said...

Yes, they have copies of Hitler's Mein Kampf for sale but there is a complete difference in people buying it for the purposes of historical research and those sick haters who actually agree with the content. On that note, have you ever asked yourself the question why you hate transgender people so much? Your friend Ally posted a comment on my blog reprimanding me for my "nasty comments" on this blog but so far all I see are a series of ad Hominem and bigoted attacks upon me from yourself and Ally whenever I've tried to engage in reasonable debate with you. It seems that like most fascists you are unable to tolerate opinions and peoples which and whom you perceive as different from yourself whilst according them equal respect. You chastise me for being "abnormal" yet your extreme reaction towards me is not what I normally encounter from the majority of people. Have the insane ravings of Chris Spivey & Co brainwashed you?

Ally C said...

Wow - wot a cunt this Becky the Tranny Slag is. Leaves nasty bastard comments on other folk's weblogs but won't tolerate the same on hers.

Beckytranssexual's Blog: Just another fucked-up cross dressing shemale site
Fascism for Schmucks - Posted on January 4, 2016

Don't like the TRUTH, does (he? she? ) it. Doesn't even know the definition of fascism.
Wot a crypto-kikester cunt. Amen.
Off ya go Becky the Sayanim, run ter tell ur rabid Rabbi Snipcock that some evil anti-ZioNazi Holohoax deniers have been rude to you.

cc: Chris Spivey / David Icke / Pie n Mash / UK Column /

Bete Noir said...

You claim Chris Spivey's weblog is a cult? And your comments are not bearing the same - people to agree with what YOU say and not tender alternative opinions?
Just been reading up on your slew of venal comments on the Skewed News Views weblog.
Obviously your hormone-induced delusional raging indicates a self-righteous sexually immoral conundrum suffering from intellectual bankruptcy.
Can you not comprehend the point? You are tottaly missing it. They are fishing without bait and you've taken the whole schlemiel, hook, line and sinker every time, every counter post.
They are taking the piss out of you and holding you - and by connection - trans-sexuality - up to a global cyber-audience via your own narcissist Wordpress blog as a monument to self-declared ridicule.
Becky, you are NOT a good 'sound mind' advert for the LGBT Community purposes but rather one that tends to undermine our credibility.

Ally C said...



1. Peter says:
January 5, 2016 at 12:05 pm

Ref your crap venom-hate Turdpress blog post n piccy:
That’s Rusty, from Prisoners of Conscience group, coming out of Aberdeen Sheriffs Court two years back during his trial for exposing the injustice of the Nonceland Crown Office imprisoning anti-child sexual abuse campaigner Robert Green for attempting to get a police inquiry into the serial rape of Hollie Greig by a cabal of elitist Aberdeen Satanists / Masons – same thing.
Rusty was sentenced to 9 months for his truther campaign of naming and shaming the Crown Office and Holyrood Parliament guilty parties involved – but the public outcry saw him released dead on 100 days – July 4th – Independence Day in the Great Satan US of A.
2. Malc says:
January 5, 2016 at 12:11 pm
That’s Rusty. Legend. Along with fellow anti CSA crusader Rob Green.
The guys the Speculative Society nonces fear most
3. Cathy says:
January 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
Just picked up the link to this blog from Spivey’s site.
Rusty the Man indeed. The Prisoner of Conscience. Big Balls. Never backs down. Defied the graft and corruption-ridden Scottish government and paedophile-protecting Crown Office, arrested three times for his diligence and perspicacity, then went to prison for his beliefs. He actually is a legend in Scotland.
What’s the purpose of posting his pic, Becky? Some pathetic payback embarrassment attempt for your idiotic attack on the PoC’s Skewed News Views website?
Rusty is beyond embarrassment, he’s the real deal.

Tym R said...

Well, well, Becky the Bigot. But excuses must be made for your mental aberrations, we suppose.
Anyone who wants a gender swap has got to be fucked in the head to some degree or other. I'm a man trapped in a woman's body / a woman trapped in a man's syndrome. Some Dr Frankenstein medic in denmark claims to be on the abyss of brain transplants. Now that's gotta be a better alternative to transgender surgery n the uber painful process of getting your wedding tackle chopped n channelled. Brain transplants? Perhaps the worst post-surgery effects are mild headaches - take two Paracetamol. Just gotta find a suitable male / female donor - a dead one obviously.
Oh, and PS, Becky: watch you don't swallow any of your own toxic hate-state venom by accident.

Bete Noir said...

Know all n know fuck all, that sums you up,

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Belinda McKenzie said...

That's the spirit. Tar n feather the paedo hoax promoting androgynous hermaphrodite nonce lover.