Sunday, 24 January 2016

Nasty Party Okays Kiddie Trafficking Bill

In today’s ‘Keep the Paedos Happy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the Wicked Westminster editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's Nasty Party government is burning the midnight oils in a bid to conjure up a Chinese legerdemain legislation loophole to legally formalise the shipping in thousands of unaccompanied Syrian refugee sprogs who have been smuggled into Europe by Turkish child sex traffickers by exploiting crafty dodge clauses in the EU's fucked-up Schengen Treaty.

According to International Development Secretary Justine Greenthing (Tory MP for Slutney), obviously suffering another of her frequent blonde moments while being interviewed on Sky News's Pederasty Hour programme: "We are looking at whether we can do more in relation to finding foster homes and adoptive parents for unaccompanied Syrian children wandering around Europe due the war zone migrant crisis."

"PM Scameron has been steadily evolving our approach to this problem, and frankly we've been right at the forefront of helping children who've been affected by our RAF Tornadoes bombing the shit out of their homes, and will advance our efforts as the West's anti-Assad military strikes continue to kill their parents and close families."

"The response from wannabe first time Mums and Dads across Britain has been tremendous, and I have one unconfirmed report that Elton John and his wife, David Furniture-Polish, have offered to adopt as many little boys as our for-profit child care quango agencies can provide."

Likewise, stepping up to the media mikes outside 10 Downing Street, the Tory's joke of a Slime Minister, 'Pig-Fucker Dave' Scameron, repeated what he had told the House of Conmans earlier – "That regarding the issue of unaccompanied children the Government would look very carefully at importing some 3,000-plus little brown cuties - in good faith that they hadn't been pre-radicalised by ISIS jihadists, and we can indoctrinate them with staunch Christian moral values."

Conversely, New Labour's shadow home secretary Andy Burn-out, claimed Scameron's approach to the migration crisis had made Britain look selfish and like it was governed by a bunch of inept dog wankers.
"Just miles from our own doorstep, across the Channel, there are thousands of refugee children in shithole makeshift French camps, living alone in abhorrent conditions and resorting to cannibalism to feed themselves."

"If I was in the Prime Minister's chair – and not Cabbage Patch Dave or Jerry Corbyn – then I'd be flat out like a lizard drinking to provide those kids a place of safety; and I truly believe the vast majority of the brain dead common herd here in Britain would support me in doing more for them – even if it meant a big cut in their welfare benefits."

Yes, nice one Andy, but, self-delusion aside, yer missin' the fuckin' point, lad. If thousands of unaccompanied / orphaned sprogs have ended up in Calais an' livin' off their wits, then why the fuck should we, an EUSSR member same as the foul an' most foreign French (like the Krauts, our historical enemies, mind), take them in when the Frogs have the very same First World welfare state logistics at hand?

An' this statement viz 'do more for the Syrian refugee children' – for starters – stop bombing the livin' daylights out of their country an' homes – an' call a halt to providin' weapons an' trainin' these so-called 'moderate' terrorist types that have taken up arms in this sectarian rebellion against Assad's legitimate regime - an' then the kids won't be refugees.
Diatribe over. A-fuckin'-men!

So, howzat! No shit, overnight and in one fell swoop, the corruption-ridden ruling factions of our once-sceptred isle are going to achieve what the Paedophile Information Exchange perverts failed to morph into reality back in the permissive 1970s – even with the whole-hearted assistance of the NCCL's Harriet Harmful and 'Pat the Twat' Spewitt and Slack Jack Dormy - following the Houses of Conmans & Frauds corrupt success in accommodating their Masonic bumboy pals by passing the 1967 Shirt-Lifters Act, which decriminalised fudging and, finally, legalised sodomy between consenting males - and sheep.

Yessir, what an opportunity, seized by House of Conmans MP and the Upper House of Frauds 'vermin in ermine' gang as a red hot wish list child sex trafficking prospect to promote their Satanic pederast culture and secure a ready source supply of kiddie fiddling material.
And best of all, no bothersome parents or brothers and sisters to complain about little 6-yar old Fatima or Mohammed getting shafted up the rear end by some debauched VIP (Very Important Paedophile) in a nonce version of 'droit de seigneur' – the legal right to bugger little boys - then chopped to bits in a ritual Death Eaters blood sacrifice to their Masonic Lord of the Light (Lucifer / Satan / Devil – they're all the same evil cunt).

Rupert Figg-Newton, former Tory Minister for Felching, and now, seized by conscience and self-guilt, quit his government post and took Holy Orders and a vow of celibacy at a Smegmadale-on-Sea monastery, confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "It's not so much that all these profane politicos and ranking civil service mandarins, entertainment industry celebs etc, are naturally inclined sexual perverts - but for example, via the non-assuming / innocent route of schoolboy ripping yarn secret society Freemasonry they are initially 'groomed' at public school – same as Scameron and Osborne and Co at Eton or Oxford or Gordonstoun - then inducted into the sinister system – with the likes of Jimmy Savile shoving underage slappers and dead bodies at you to shag."

"That's when the initiations begin - if you want the keys to the kingdom – temporal power and wealth and material gain, then stick your cock in the pig's gob and jack off - or invade Iraq - or bum that naughty Johnny up the ass in Dolphin Square then strangle him – or choke little blonde haired, blue-eyed Maddy to death by forcing her to suck deep throat cock as part of her MPD Monarch control programme - then whoops! – 'really, it was an accident and not a ritual sacrifice' - make out she was kidnapped. And that's all part of it, the commitment and the Chinese burn wrist grip – bribery, blackmail or threats - they want your first-born too."

"They thrive on the immaculate unsoiled purified essence of pre-pubescent children via the route of fear and murder, and their blood is a Satanist's aqua vitae. And they're all at it too, with the common thread being Devil worship under the guise of Freemasonry. The secret handshake brethren protecting each other - until, of course, like Janner and Brittan, - and Dunblane's Thomas Watt Hamilton - they become liabilities and surplus to requirements. But in the greater scheme of things, they're all mere frogs who dream of becoming toads – the Rothshite banksters, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, and the total cesspit political community I was until so recently a sicko part of."

Thought for the day. Hmmm, damaged goods you might well brand me, being the cynic I am, thanks to a lifetime experience of the negative vagaries of human nature. But I stop and ponder if the Iraq – get Saddam out / Libya – get Gaddafi out / Syria – get Assad out – wars of neo-colonial aggression were solely to expedite regime changes and Balkanise / divide and conquer – to corner oil / natural resources – or - with this intent – to create a refugee crisis of such Biblical proportions that would serve to promote cause and effect : 'let's take care of the poor children' (orphaned and uprooted by our self-serving acts of military aggression) – and thus secure a steady – endless – supply of fodder for the global elitist Satanic paedophile rings to sexually abuse and butcher at will.

And let's not overlook all those healthy young transplant organs ready to be harvested once the little tykes have been shagged or sodomised to death by the vile conscienceless bastard scum that rule the roost in this sad, sick world – this level of physical existence - we find ourselves trapped.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry felching-sized mammals - otters / voles / hamsters / guinea pigs / gerbils etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic lower Fourth Dimension Brotherhood of the Snake SatanĂ¡s - and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle Orgia / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist 'Omerta' fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Plus an extra round of applause to Broken Britain's BAE Systems weapons manufacturer for supplying the RAF - and others (Saudis / Qatar) – with the not-so-smart bombs and Shitstreak missiles that have contributed so much to creating this child refugee crisis.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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