In today’s ‘You Won't Believe This Shit’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mohammed al Ka-Boom, manning a covert cellphone hotline from Washington's Assassins Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire – ricocheting across the Atlantic pond to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, it wasn't a super-prank and some fucker's idea of a very bad joke to piss Hilarious Clinton right off - or the previous White House Keyan-Indonesian Muslim cuckoo, Barky O'Barmy – for Donald Chump actually won the US Presidential election via a popular majority Russian immigrant vote and took his seat behind the Oval Office desk last Friday – the 20th January.
Hmmm, pity the inauguration didn't fall the previous 'unlucky-for-some' Friday 13th while Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – were refusing to give odds on a predicted 2017 date for Chump's assassination – or by whom: CIA / NSA / FBI / Mexican immigrants / the Chinese / the Iranians - or Hilarious Clinton's Mena Mafia hit squad – quoting 'it's a no-win gamble for us'.
So now his 'Let's Make America Great Again' Manifest Destiny / global policeman (aka 'bully') agenda gets kick started – by paradoxically casting the eye of approval on the Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy delusion pushed by the ZioNazi rogue proto-fascist apartheid state of Isra-Hell – and their occupied West Bank land thefts and illegal settlement building – (and war crimes / human rights n wrongs abuses) - then proposing to shift the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to the Palestinian capital of Jerusalem and incite a shitstorm of violent protest.
Next the Chump is enforcing a ban on Muslim refugees n immigrants via the rhetoric 'we have enough potential terrorist scum here already' – then building a 2,000 mile stretch 'Great Wall' along the US / Mexican border to keep illegal Beaners 'out' (what's the betting either Bechtel or Scallyburton get the job) – and American-based manufacturing corporations 'in' – with threats of being taxed into extinction if they dare move south.
But the day-glow orange-skinned Pres' (claimed to be a side effect of his chronic tangerine juice addiction) has taken a cue from Barky's book of broken election trail promises, and apart from going back on many pledges such as draining the swamp - (then appointing a Neo-Con Mk II administration chock full of pro-Zionist turkeys - Wall Street's bottom-feeding vampire squid scum– along with the Pentagon's war mongering mindset of certifiable hawk lunatics – to his cabinet) - is avoiding Congress approvals with a stream of Executive Orders – the first being to approve and legalise the good ole US of A's psycho-thug-infested police policy of shoot-to-kill 'niggas' that give them a funny look – and to torture or waterboard any arrestee who refuses to answer questions or quips 'I wanna talk to my lawyer first'.
To wit, what's the odds on Tel Aviv's pro-Zionist Jersey Shore tanned mensch bitch making criticism of Isra-Hell – (now globally recognised as a World Heritage Segregation Site, founded on a culture of racism and persistant land thefts) - or questioning the WWII Holohoax - both anti-Semitic criminal offences?
Ha, is this tosser purposely on a self-destruction track – and clueless of how to make friends and influence people – but rather create enemies out of thin air at a geometric rate?
C'est la vie, so much for world peace – with Chump in the Great Satan's driving seat n Israel's obedient bitch – and Russia, China, Syria and Iran in the target sights, then 'para bellum' - prepare for war.
As to Chump's controversial Great Wall of Mexico, his kikester son-in-law and numero uno advisor, Jared Cushionberg, is of a mind to exclude the world's prime Great Wall specialists - China - from the tender bid and handing the contract to Isra-Hell's racist segregation experts after due consideration that the illegal rogue state is the only nation in the world with a 30-odd foot high pre-cast concrete wall surrounding it – and the hapless Palestinian's marginalised Gaza Strip enclave – turning the latter into the biggest Hitlerian Nazi Holocaust style concentration camp in the known Universe.
Mind you, unlike the disenfranchised Palestinian population of Gaza, the Mexican Beaners will soon find a way round this 2,000 mile obstacle – or rather in good old drug smuggling fashion – underneath it - via their tried n tested super-mole border tunnel systems.
Thought for the day. Every US citizen with two active brains cells to rub together knows it – the Land of Hope n Glory – the American Dream – has morphed into a Faustian Nightmare – for Chump ain't the President – it's the Rothshite ZioNazi Edomite Mafia crime syndicate's nuclear armed proxy state of Isra-Hell - and Wall Street's toxic Great Vampire Squid - Gold in Sacks and the Wankfein Kosher Nostra Cartel.
And let's not overlook the Fourth Estate's posed 'fake news' blackmail threat that President Vlad Putrid's FSB Federal Security Service has a video - not only of Russ whores pissing all over each other - and the Chump - at Moscow's Golden Shower Club –– but one of him (Barky O'Barmy / Larry Sinclair limousine style) - copping a gobble off Washington cafe owner Jimbo Alefantis.
Although the burning question of the day – while well speculated on - remains unanswered – (as per White House cuckoo Barky O'Barmy passing for a genuine born n bred Yank via a forged Hawaiian birth certificate – and transvestite 'wife' (sic) Muscles Michelle posing as a female of the species) - centres on Chump's dyed blonde barnet – a likely challenge to the world's worst haircut record holder, NorKor's nutbox leader, Kim Jong-Un. Is it a fucked up comb-over - or a scalp transplant weave that went tits up - or a Poundshop wig stapled to his bonce?
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Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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