Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
London’s Metropolitan Plod Squad is to launch Operation Piggy Malone following the ‘kettling’ incidence involving Prince Chazzer and his wife Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, last week when their Rolls-Royce, en route to the Palladium Bingo Hall in Soho, was surrounded by crowds of anarchists types and radical students – all kitted out in Doc Martens boots and protesting the government’s tuition fees hike - who then proceeded to kick the living shit out of the blocked luxury vehicle.
According to one hot-off-the-presses release posted on WickedLeaks website this morning, Scotland Yard is set to launch a major criminal investigation, known only by it’s top-secret cryptonym of “Operation Piggy Malone” into all the tuition fee protests held from the 10th November, when disaffected students had the audacity to storm - and wholly demolish - the Tory headquarters at Millbank Tower - up to last Thursday's demonstration in Parliament Square and Regent Street – where the royal ‘kettling’ took place.
The Commissioner of the Met’s incompetent bully boy Plod Squad, Sir Paul Stephenson, was dragged before Prince Chazzer in chains following the incident and personally kissed the Royal Arse as way of apology.
Likewise Tory Home Secretary Theresa Maybe confirmed she was ready to resign and join the Raving Looney Party rather than fall on her own sword over the involvement of the Royals in the tuition fees protests – but did admit to one reporter from the Daily Shitraker that Gorgonzilla might have been poked with a sharp stick through one of the car windows as the royal couple made their way to the Palladium Bingo Hall for the Duchess’s regular Thursday night gambling session.
Secretary Maybe added and clarified that "I'm not sure about the term 'poked with a sharp stick' – however the Duchess did complain there was some ghastly contact made with an unwashed peasant type who attacked the car and attempted to urinate through her open window. Regardless, Her Highness will undergo tests for HIV, Weil’s disease and impetigo this week to ensure she didn’t catch anything nasty.”
Charlie Scrote, son of Pink Fuckpigs guitarist Dave Scrote, was arrested on Sunday following the protests on suspicion of violent disorder and criminal damage. Scrote was caught on CCTV damaging the Union Jack flag on London's Cenotaph by wiping his spotty white bum on it.
Scrote later apologised for climbing on the Cenotaph during the protests and being a total knobhead and all-round dog wanker.
A total of 175,000 people were arrested during the four demonstrations, including 34 Catholic nuns who were on their way to Mass and got caught up in the demo’and became the centrepiece attraction of the ‘Holy Kettling’.
Police have posted a list of eighteen photographs of their ‘Most Wanted - Dead or Alive’ suspects involved with rioting - and scaring the shit out of the future King of England and his harpy of a spouse - and are urging people who can identify any of the suspects whose pictures it has released to contact Ox-Rat, the official Libservative Snitch & Grassers ‘Model Citizen’ call centre on 020 8358 0100 - or the Met Plod Squad’s ‘Anarchy-Stoppers’ on 0800 555111.
The Met’s DCS Genghis McTwatt informed gutter press hacks that "The vast majority of the people we’re after collarin’ are suspected of committin’ serious offences of violent disorder and criminal damage."
“Personally I’m fed up of hearin’ all this juvenile student bullshit about ‘Magna-Fuckin’-Carta’ an’ what have yer an’ free bleedin’ speech an’ the effin’ rights of protest and expression when yer got a bunch of socialist Bolshies pissin’ on the Prince of Wales’ Rolls-Royce."
So, bravo to the Posh Dave Scameron and his lying buddy Lib-Dum leader Mick Clogg – after a mere few months in Downing Street they’ve achieved the impossible – with the wholesale disruption of British society topping their Dystopian agenda.
However, Cabbage Patch Dave and his gang of Parliamentary oicks are overlooking the fact that the students of today are not the pinko faggot Cambridge scum of yesteryear - the fashionable 1930’s –and well onward - traitors of Burgess and MacClean and Philby & Co’s ilk – that treasonable toxic cabal of arty-farty shirt-lifters – with their Bolshevik nom de guerre’s and cryptonyms. Today Britain’s student class represent a post-ideological force that might just garner enough momentum to change something – hopefully.
Hmmm, to misquote the ‘oak tree’ maxim: from little Anarchists, great Revolutions grow!
Many students, just of A-Level age and not yet entering Uni’ were in London last Thursday to register their personal objections to what they were to face in increased tuition fees just a couple of years down the road, and walking in peaceful accord along the Embankment, were summarily blocked by the Met’s Plod Squad PCSO’s and CEO’s on hire from Renta-Thug and informed that they were being ‘kettled’ in a sterile area for daring to protest their inalienable right to an affordable higher / university education.
Wayne Bogbrush, the 16-year old spokesman for the ‘Nihilism-Now’ student group, elicited bouts of raucous laughter from his contemporaries and news hack bystanders with his bullhorn speech from the centre of the kettled crowd while stood on a nun’s shoulders: “We demand the right to an affordable and state-subsidised higher education so we don’t end up with zero academic achievements or laurels – and stifled, under-developed IQ’s and intellects – wherein the only job we’re qualified for is a career wearing a blue uniform and stab vest – and evolving our powers of aggression – and so moronic we’re unable to discriminate between a carton of orange juice and a hand gun - and go around intimidating students – dragging cerebal palsy victims out of their wheelchairs - or murdering alcoholic news vendors – or Brazilian electricians who look a bit 'Muslim-ish'.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Thought for the day: Prince Chazzer now considers the Roller Phantom VI is inappropriate for trips around London and intends to trade it in for one of Universal Engineering’s up-armoured ‘Ranger Special Operations Vehicles’ rigged with ‘Crowd-Blaster’ missiles, a flame-thrower and a top mounted 30mm heavy machine gun - now the budget-stricken Ministry of Defence have cancelled their order of the units to re-equip British troops in Afghanistan.
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Monday, 13 December 2010
Saturday, 11 December 2010
US Slappers Go Middleton Mad
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A couple of years back it was the wife of the Kenyan President of the United States of Israel, the Hottentot-arsed Michelle O’Barmy, who shit-for-brains slappers around America were aping (sic) in ‘monkey see - monkey do’ fashion. ‘Michelle’ style Hawaiian grass skirts; Michelle ‘Brillo Pad’ merkins; Michelle ‘bone-through-the-nose’ body jewellery; Michelle ‘piranha dentures’; Michelle flesh-coloured evening gowns (dark brown?) – and not forgetting the Michelle- authored ‘Handshakes for Muslim Dummies’.
Now designer-mad women across the US have set their focus on Prince William’s regular shag, Kate Middleclass, as their latest style icon to emulate in senseless parrot fashion, denying themselves all essence of innovative self-expression and individuality.
Ever since her engagement to Willy last month, the US media have gone into the usual obsessive copycat frenzy - snooping, ferret-like, into the wardrobe and personal grooming accoutrements of a British peasant lass who next April will assume the Cinderella role – much as her swain’s dearly departed mother, Diana, did in 1981 when she got hitched to Willy’s father - the bat-eared Prince Chazzer.
In the Big Bad Apple, where upper-end designer fashion adherence is a debt-generating addiction more so than an option, her personal taste in peephole bras, nipple rings, crotchless silk knickers, black leather basques, suspenders, fishnet stockings and thigh length boots with six inch stiletto heels - anything that provides that Kate look’ – are sought after by female (and transvestite) wannabe’s unhappy with their own identity - whose manic frustrations create a belief that emulating Katie to the Nth degree will make them beautiful, elegant, sophisticated - and sexy enough to turn Prince Charming’s eyes their way.
So will these Katie Middleclass inspired trends last - or are they just another typical passing fancy of classless Americans ahead of the big day in April?
‘Slags’ – the top-end fashion magazine - editor Fellattia Titwank, believes Katie could have an enduring impact in the US – right up to the wedding and beyond.
“Her hair style and sapphire engagement ring besides, just wait and see if she follows in Diana’s footsteps and starts protesting about anti-personnel mines and clusterfuck bombs and Third World poverty – then she really will become an icon and role model – until she pisses off the powers that be and ends up dead in a Paris traffic tunnel - murdered by Royal decree.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
A couple of years back it was the wife of the Kenyan President of the United States of Israel, the Hottentot-arsed Michelle O’Barmy, who shit-for-brains slappers around America were aping (sic) in ‘monkey see - monkey do’ fashion. ‘Michelle’ style Hawaiian grass skirts; Michelle ‘Brillo Pad’ merkins; Michelle ‘bone-through-the-nose’ body jewellery; Michelle ‘piranha dentures’; Michelle flesh-coloured evening gowns (dark brown?) – and not forgetting the Michelle- authored ‘Handshakes for Muslim Dummies’.
Now designer-mad women across the US have set their focus on Prince William’s regular shag, Kate Middleclass, as their latest style icon to emulate in senseless parrot fashion, denying themselves all essence of innovative self-expression and individuality.
Ever since her engagement to Willy last month, the US media have gone into the usual obsessive copycat frenzy - snooping, ferret-like, into the wardrobe and personal grooming accoutrements of a British peasant lass who next April will assume the Cinderella role – much as her swain’s dearly departed mother, Diana, did in 1981 when she got hitched to Willy’s father - the bat-eared Prince Chazzer.
In the Big Bad Apple, where upper-end designer fashion adherence is a debt-generating addiction more so than an option, her personal taste in peephole bras, nipple rings, crotchless silk knickers, black leather basques, suspenders, fishnet stockings and thigh length boots with six inch stiletto heels - anything that provides that Kate look’ – are sought after by female (and transvestite) wannabe’s unhappy with their own identity - whose manic frustrations create a belief that emulating Katie to the Nth degree will make them beautiful, elegant, sophisticated - and sexy enough to turn Prince Charming’s eyes their way.
So will these Katie Middleclass inspired trends last - or are they just another typical passing fancy of classless Americans ahead of the big day in April?
‘Slags’ – the top-end fashion magazine - editor Fellattia Titwank, believes Katie could have an enduring impact in the US – right up to the wedding and beyond.
“Her hair style and sapphire engagement ring besides, just wait and see if she follows in Diana’s footsteps and starts protesting about anti-personnel mines and clusterfuck bombs and Third World poverty – then she really will become an icon and role model – until she pisses off the powers that be and ends up dead in a Paris traffic tunnel - murdered by Royal decree.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 10 December 2010
Royal Parasites ‘Kettled’ by Student Mob
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The man who might, God forbid, one day be King of this once green and pleasant sceptred Isle of Albion last night copped the sharp end of our nation’s student ire over a duplicitous Libservative government’s decision to treble university tuition fees in a bid to either dumb down future generations to the level of apathetic sheeple – or saddle them with a lifetime of debt.
Prince Chazzer and wife, the Duchess of Cornhole, fortunately experienced first hand the wrath of an angry mob of youthful protesters when their shit-for-brains security detail imprudently decided to drive along Regent Street through the centre of the tuition fees hike demonstration cum riot rather than take the long way round to the Palladium on Argyll Street in Soho for Gorgonzilla’s regular Thursday night bingo session.
When their Rolls-Royce Phantom became stuck in the surging pedestrian traffic, radical elements were quick to take up the offensive to make a political point, and employed the Plod Squad’s tactic of ‘kettling’ the luxury vehicle, then bombarding it with a hail of missiles, including litter bins, bricks, paint, empty cider bottles, dog vomit and a bucket of over-ripe pigeon shit.
While Gorgonzilla went into headless chicken hysterics and shit her knickers, howling "off with their heads!"- Chazzer held up his hands in one of his customary slack-jawed gestures that exclaimed “What the fuck - I’m innocent” – much as the moronic King Louis XVI of France did in 1793 as the tumbrel rattled across the cobbled streets of Paris towards Madame Guillotine.
While attending a reception earlier that afternoon at Clarence House, the bat-eared prince and his chain-smoking partner apparently joked about the futility of the demonstration, with Gorgonzilla issuing a typical Marie Antoinette politically-incorrect comment of “Let them attend the University of Life”.
Hopefully experiencing a mob of marginalised and discontented common peasant types adorning their Roller’s bodywork with a gallery of artful dents might serve to at least illuminate these privileged parasites – leeches sucking on the lifeblood of British society – of the temporal and precariousness of their position as Royalty – as that established buffer between the wretched, vengeful poor and the Nobility of the Second Estate – the middle class - is hounded and ground into extinction.
They would do well to remember 1789 and the blood-soaked violence and Great Terror of the French revolution which saw the end of the Bourbon scum - and 1918 when their Russian Romanov genetic mongrel contemporaries copped for it in a cellar in Yekaterinberg – compliments of the Bolsheviks.
Yet one ponders if such would occur to an inbred clot like Chazzer, who’s never had to put his hand in his own pocket in his entire life – and why so when some asinine superstition and divine dictate allows him to stick it into the public purse at his convenience.
So too with this shambles of incompetents that constitutes the human resource components of our Libservative coalition government. Have these morons wholly overlooked or forgotten the tenets and lessons of history? – to ‘invest in their nation’s youth’.
Hence, little wonder at this display of student and public discontent concerning the total mismanagement of public affairs and finances – plus the breaking of election manifesto commitments, then denying us the right to the twice promised referendum that would see the British electorate veto our membership of the draconic and graft-ridden EUSSR in Brussels and become an insular and sovereign state once again.
This is the same government that is currently working against the statutes of established British laws and Universal Jurisprudence to accommodate the whims of Zionist Israeli war criminals - just to please Baron Ja’ackoff Rothshite and his cabal of kikesters. The Tory Party ‘Friends of Israel’ indeed. How about a Tory party Friends of Britain?
Britain is not only ‘Broken’ but also now stands ‘Betrayed’ by the corrupt politicians tasked with conducting the affairs of state. However, while we can’t cure stupid we can vote it out of office come the next election – and stick a cross – en masse – in the UKIP box.
Were you involved in yesterday’s student protests and the tuition fees demonstration? Do you agree with the government’s decision to shackle and yoke you to a lifetime of debt simply because you want to get an education that was once for free to all tax-paying citizens under the welfare state? Did you manage to put the boot into Chazzer’s Roller? Do you have any cellphone pix of Gorgonzilla screaming her wrinkled head off?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a visit to the Tower of London – as an inmate.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Thought for the day: Tory PM Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense and Met Plod Squad chief Sir Paul Stephenson might well condemn the harsh treatment eked out on the Royal convoy last night by rioting students and other assorted political radicals and social anarchists, and launch ‘an immediate and full inquiry’ etcetera, et al, into ‘what went wrong’ with the crowd policing effort.
Conversely it’s a pity they don’t apply the same criteria and official leverage to the assault and murder of innocent news seller and passer-by Ian Tomlinson by one the Met’s Plod Squad thugs – specifically PC Simon Harwood – during the G20 demonstrations in London last year. Almost two years on and still ‘a case of ‘justice denied’ – just like the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide fiasco – and the MI5-Mossad executed 7/7 false flag terrorist attack London tube bombings.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The man who might, God forbid, one day be King of this once green and pleasant sceptred Isle of Albion last night copped the sharp end of our nation’s student ire over a duplicitous Libservative government’s decision to treble university tuition fees in a bid to either dumb down future generations to the level of apathetic sheeple – or saddle them with a lifetime of debt.
Prince Chazzer and wife, the Duchess of Cornhole, fortunately experienced first hand the wrath of an angry mob of youthful protesters when their shit-for-brains security detail imprudently decided to drive along Regent Street through the centre of the tuition fees hike demonstration cum riot rather than take the long way round to the Palladium on Argyll Street in Soho for Gorgonzilla’s regular Thursday night bingo session.
When their Rolls-Royce Phantom became stuck in the surging pedestrian traffic, radical elements were quick to take up the offensive to make a political point, and employed the Plod Squad’s tactic of ‘kettling’ the luxury vehicle, then bombarding it with a hail of missiles, including litter bins, bricks, paint, empty cider bottles, dog vomit and a bucket of over-ripe pigeon shit.
While Gorgonzilla went into headless chicken hysterics and shit her knickers, howling "off with their heads!"- Chazzer held up his hands in one of his customary slack-jawed gestures that exclaimed “What the fuck - I’m innocent” – much as the moronic King Louis XVI of France did in 1793 as the tumbrel rattled across the cobbled streets of Paris towards Madame Guillotine.
While attending a reception earlier that afternoon at Clarence House, the bat-eared prince and his chain-smoking partner apparently joked about the futility of the demonstration, with Gorgonzilla issuing a typical Marie Antoinette politically-incorrect comment of “Let them attend the University of Life”.
Hopefully experiencing a mob of marginalised and discontented common peasant types adorning their Roller’s bodywork with a gallery of artful dents might serve to at least illuminate these privileged parasites – leeches sucking on the lifeblood of British society – of the temporal and precariousness of their position as Royalty – as that established buffer between the wretched, vengeful poor and the Nobility of the Second Estate – the middle class - is hounded and ground into extinction.
They would do well to remember 1789 and the blood-soaked violence and Great Terror of the French revolution which saw the end of the Bourbon scum - and 1918 when their Russian Romanov genetic mongrel contemporaries copped for it in a cellar in Yekaterinberg – compliments of the Bolsheviks.
Yet one ponders if such would occur to an inbred clot like Chazzer, who’s never had to put his hand in his own pocket in his entire life – and why so when some asinine superstition and divine dictate allows him to stick it into the public purse at his convenience.
So too with this shambles of incompetents that constitutes the human resource components of our Libservative coalition government. Have these morons wholly overlooked or forgotten the tenets and lessons of history? – to ‘invest in their nation’s youth’.
Hence, little wonder at this display of student and public discontent concerning the total mismanagement of public affairs and finances – plus the breaking of election manifesto commitments, then denying us the right to the twice promised referendum that would see the British electorate veto our membership of the draconic and graft-ridden EUSSR in Brussels and become an insular and sovereign state once again.
This is the same government that is currently working against the statutes of established British laws and Universal Jurisprudence to accommodate the whims of Zionist Israeli war criminals - just to please Baron Ja’ackoff Rothshite and his cabal of kikesters. The Tory Party ‘Friends of Israel’ indeed. How about a Tory party Friends of Britain?
Britain is not only ‘Broken’ but also now stands ‘Betrayed’ by the corrupt politicians tasked with conducting the affairs of state. However, while we can’t cure stupid we can vote it out of office come the next election – and stick a cross – en masse – in the UKIP box.
Were you involved in yesterday’s student protests and the tuition fees demonstration? Do you agree with the government’s decision to shackle and yoke you to a lifetime of debt simply because you want to get an education that was once for free to all tax-paying citizens under the welfare state? Did you manage to put the boot into Chazzer’s Roller? Do you have any cellphone pix of Gorgonzilla screaming her wrinkled head off?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a visit to the Tower of London – as an inmate.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Thought for the day: Tory PM Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense and Met Plod Squad chief Sir Paul Stephenson might well condemn the harsh treatment eked out on the Royal convoy last night by rioting students and other assorted political radicals and social anarchists, and launch ‘an immediate and full inquiry’ etcetera, et al, into ‘what went wrong’ with the crowd policing effort.
Conversely it’s a pity they don’t apply the same criteria and official leverage to the assault and murder of innocent news seller and passer-by Ian Tomlinson by one the Met’s Plod Squad thugs – specifically PC Simon Harwood – during the G20 demonstrations in London last year. Almost two years on and still ‘a case of ‘justice denied’ – just like the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide fiasco – and the MI5-Mossad executed 7/7 false flag terrorist attack London tube bombings.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 9 December 2010
WickedLeaks Slammed by Parent Groups
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
WickedLeaks, the notorious online snitch and grassers brigade, have come under fire from parent groups around the world following the posting of documents on their website, sourced from the notorious international whistleblower ‘Killjoy’, that expose Santa Claus – aka St Nicholas / Father Christmas – to be a downright myth concocted to deceive children into believing in benign mystical deities and create a subconscious ‘supernatural awe’ psychosis.
Seven-year old Frankie Bogbrush, a first year student at Smegmadale’s Junior Asbo Academy, told one reporter from the Beano “Me an’ the other kids were right gobsmacked when me mate Biffo brought up the WickedLeaks article: ‘Santa Claus – More Scent than Substance’ – on his laptop at school. And here’s me, year after year, puttin’ a mince pie and a glass of mulled vino by the fireplace every Christmas Eve for Santa – when it woz me Dad scoffin’ an’ skullin’ the goodies. Just goes ter show, yer can’t trust any fucker nowadays, when even yer parents are both lyin’ gits.”
Ms Candida Titwank, regional director of the UK’s General Social Care Council, opined to the media “This Julian Blancmange character and his WickedLeaks website pose a real threat to the founding principles of our society. Who’s going to be exposed as a complete myth next – the Tooth Fairy? I mean to say, where does it stop? Are the Holy Trinity and the belief and faith concepts of established Christian religion in for similar measures of scepticism and iconoclastic treatment?”
“While not being a proponent of violence personally, I think Mr Blancmange should be shoved head-first inside a six foot long industrial condom and suffocated.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.
Thought for the day: If ontological proof of the existence of God is no longer acceptable, and Santa and the Tooth Fairy are going the way of the Dodo, what are the chances of the Bogey Man really existing?
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
WickedLeaks, the notorious online snitch and grassers brigade, have come under fire from parent groups around the world following the posting of documents on their website, sourced from the notorious international whistleblower ‘Killjoy’, that expose Santa Claus – aka St Nicholas / Father Christmas – to be a downright myth concocted to deceive children into believing in benign mystical deities and create a subconscious ‘supernatural awe’ psychosis.
Seven-year old Frankie Bogbrush, a first year student at Smegmadale’s Junior Asbo Academy, told one reporter from the Beano “Me an’ the other kids were right gobsmacked when me mate Biffo brought up the WickedLeaks article: ‘Santa Claus – More Scent than Substance’ – on his laptop at school. And here’s me, year after year, puttin’ a mince pie and a glass of mulled vino by the fireplace every Christmas Eve for Santa – when it woz me Dad scoffin’ an’ skullin’ the goodies. Just goes ter show, yer can’t trust any fucker nowadays, when even yer parents are both lyin’ gits.”
Ms Candida Titwank, regional director of the UK’s General Social Care Council, opined to the media “This Julian Blancmange character and his WickedLeaks website pose a real threat to the founding principles of our society. Who’s going to be exposed as a complete myth next – the Tooth Fairy? I mean to say, where does it stop? Are the Holy Trinity and the belief and faith concepts of established Christian religion in for similar measures of scepticism and iconoclastic treatment?”
“While not being a proponent of violence personally, I think Mr Blancmange should be shoved head-first inside a six foot long industrial condom and suffocated.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.
Thought for the day: If ontological proof of the existence of God is no longer acceptable, and Santa and the Tooth Fairy are going the way of the Dodo, what are the chances of the Bogey Man really existing?
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
WickedLeaks set to Release Real X-Files
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
WickedLeaks head honcho, the 39-year old Julian Blancmange, currently rumoured to be taking advanced ‘hide n seek’ lessons from Lord Lucan and Martin Bormann via the Fugitives-R-Us website, today swore on a stack of Vulgate Bibles to convert to Catholicism in exchange for a ‘Frequent Fly-by-Night’ membership card to access Pope Benny XVI’s re-inaugurated Vatican ‘Ratlines Incognito’ international escape network.
Blancmange’s lawyer, Ms Sue Fleecem QC, of Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot, informed one reporter from the Whistleblowers Gazette “These people want to watch how far they go, threatening my client with criminal extra-judicial means to shut him up – and concocting this rape case against him in Sweden too.”
"Democratic societies need a strong media and WickedLeaks is part of that media. The media’s purpose is to act as part of a classical Montenesque regulatory system – applying a set of checks and balances to keep corporate-controlled governments honest – especially when the entire global media’s now owned or dominated by crooked Shylocks and pro-Zionists like Rupert Mudrock and his Spew News Corporation.”
“So, think hard on this one, and don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths that the incompetent morons staffing the United States diplomatic and intelligence services have allowed to be copied and pilfered.”
“Julian’s decision to publish top secret documents on the WickedLeaks website is revenge against the abusive criminal elements running the United States government.”
Ms Fleecem continued: “Believe me, he’s holding some trump playing cards which will really up-end a few cans of diplomatic and political worms concerning US and Western intelligence community criminal doings – plus copies of the real X-Files – which will grass up the western governments who signed off on a deal with the alien Reptoids from the Draco star system to supply a steady stream of ‘tasty’ human abductees for their transplant organ donor cloning experiments – and galactic barbeques.
Conversely, former Governor of Arkansas (home to the Clinton crime syndicate and of Mena Mafia notoriety) and Pox News blabberwocky Mike Fuckabee labelled Blancmange as a “goldarn Aussie terrorist” and called for whoever leaked the documents to be executed with extreme prejudice.
This prompted homicidal wannabe’s Tommy Flanagan (Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s personal Rasputin) - and the ex-Alaskan Governor Sarah ‘Teapot’ Palin to assume a vigilante stand and ignore the ethics of moral society and the statutes of established law in publicly demanding that Julian Blancmange - a person ‘suspected’ of being responsible for publishing the whistle-blower supplied ‘Cablegate’ documents that doubtless fall under the heading of ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’- should be summarily assassinated by the US-based Slackwater XE’s stable of mercenary psychopaths.
According to Ox-Rat, the international snitch and grassers watchdog charity, WickedLeaks tech’s went a few steps further than Gary McKinnon, the Scottish systems administrator and hacker who penetrated the CIA’s Area 51 and NASA websites searching for their ‘little green men’ files.
Blancmange and his cohorts reportedly accessed and downloaded the locations of several underground alien bases around the world – including the main UFO Kwik-Fit repair centre in the UK – in deep caverns under the ‘Pestco Extra’ Greedy Grocer supermarket branch, just off the A406 North Circular at Neasden.
One further WickedLeaks item that will doubtless prove embarrassing to the Nth Degree is an original black and white uncut video copy of the faked Apollo 11 lunar landing, filmed entirely on location – in an aircraft hanger at Nevada’s Area 51 – which show 'The Eagle has Landed’ director Sheldon Scumbaum walking onto the dusty talcum powder and crematorium ash film set and berating astronaut Neil Armstrong for making a botch up of garbling his singular “One small step for man - one giant leap for mankind" lines for the fourth take running.
During an online Q & A session on the Daily Shitraker’s website, Mr Blancmange stated that “The threats against our lives are a matter of public record, however, we have taken the appropriate precautions to the degree that we are able when dealing with a criminal superpower such as the ultra-Zionist controlled United States.”
In a clear warning to the fore-mentioned authorities, Blancmange said the leaked American diplomatic cables, along with significant material from the US and other kikester-controlled countries, had been copied to more than 100,000 people in code. “If something happens to us the key parts will be released automatically and mirrored off scores of other websites – and then the shit will really hit the fandango.”
Do you believe the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO crash was one of the Annunaki’s commuter tour bendy-saucers that hit a cactus and lost control? Was Henry Kissinger actually cloned from a Draco system reptilian mother with spliced tadpole genes – hence why he’s such an ugly cunt and known as the frog who dreams of being a toad? That George Dubya Bush was a no-brainer Texan ‘Gray’ clone experiment to prove that any moron can do the job?
How about the rumour that shape-shifting Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown is a failed genetically-modified organism? That Prince Chazzer of Wales has ostrich DNA? That Patrick Moore, the gimp-eyed BBC astronomer was actually from Planet Nibiru and an Annunaki spy? Was Michael Jackson really a ‘Gray’ experiment that went totally tits up and right off the colour chart? Will a staged scam alien UFO landing take place during the 2012 Olympics in London and be declared the 'Second Coming’?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win an exclusive ‘Dinner for Two’ with Julian Blancmange at Harry’s Chippy in Snitchford, just off the M25.
Thought for the day: Anyone know the true identity of the Julian Blancmange impersonator, hired from Spitting-Images-R-Us, who surrendered to the UK’s Metropolitan Plod Squad yesterday and appeared in court to answer an extradition warrant issued by Swedish authorities, charging him with engaging in consensual three hole sex without a condom – just as any good Roman Catholic chappie has been brought up to do?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate Zionists and their New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
WickedLeaks head honcho, the 39-year old Julian Blancmange, currently rumoured to be taking advanced ‘hide n seek’ lessons from Lord Lucan and Martin Bormann via the Fugitives-R-Us website, today swore on a stack of Vulgate Bibles to convert to Catholicism in exchange for a ‘Frequent Fly-by-Night’ membership card to access Pope Benny XVI’s re-inaugurated Vatican ‘Ratlines Incognito’ international escape network.
Blancmange’s lawyer, Ms Sue Fleecem QC, of Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot, informed one reporter from the Whistleblowers Gazette “These people want to watch how far they go, threatening my client with criminal extra-judicial means to shut him up – and concocting this rape case against him in Sweden too.”
"Democratic societies need a strong media and WickedLeaks is part of that media. The media’s purpose is to act as part of a classical Montenesque regulatory system – applying a set of checks and balances to keep corporate-controlled governments honest – especially when the entire global media’s now owned or dominated by crooked Shylocks and pro-Zionists like Rupert Mudrock and his Spew News Corporation.”
“So, think hard on this one, and don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths that the incompetent morons staffing the United States diplomatic and intelligence services have allowed to be copied and pilfered.”
“Julian’s decision to publish top secret documents on the WickedLeaks website is revenge against the abusive criminal elements running the United States government.”
Ms Fleecem continued: “Believe me, he’s holding some trump playing cards which will really up-end a few cans of diplomatic and political worms concerning US and Western intelligence community criminal doings – plus copies of the real X-Files – which will grass up the western governments who signed off on a deal with the alien Reptoids from the Draco star system to supply a steady stream of ‘tasty’ human abductees for their transplant organ donor cloning experiments – and galactic barbeques.
Conversely, former Governor of Arkansas (home to the Clinton crime syndicate and of Mena Mafia notoriety) and Pox News blabberwocky Mike Fuckabee labelled Blancmange as a “goldarn Aussie terrorist” and called for whoever leaked the documents to be executed with extreme prejudice.
This prompted homicidal wannabe’s Tommy Flanagan (Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s personal Rasputin) - and the ex-Alaskan Governor Sarah ‘Teapot’ Palin to assume a vigilante stand and ignore the ethics of moral society and the statutes of established law in publicly demanding that Julian Blancmange - a person ‘suspected’ of being responsible for publishing the whistle-blower supplied ‘Cablegate’ documents that doubtless fall under the heading of ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’- should be summarily assassinated by the US-based Slackwater XE’s stable of mercenary psychopaths.
According to Ox-Rat, the international snitch and grassers watchdog charity, WickedLeaks tech’s went a few steps further than Gary McKinnon, the Scottish systems administrator and hacker who penetrated the CIA’s Area 51 and NASA websites searching for their ‘little green men’ files.
Blancmange and his cohorts reportedly accessed and downloaded the locations of several underground alien bases around the world – including the main UFO Kwik-Fit repair centre in the UK – in deep caverns under the ‘Pestco Extra’ Greedy Grocer supermarket branch, just off the A406 North Circular at Neasden.
One further WickedLeaks item that will doubtless prove embarrassing to the Nth Degree is an original black and white uncut video copy of the faked Apollo 11 lunar landing, filmed entirely on location – in an aircraft hanger at Nevada’s Area 51 – which show 'The Eagle has Landed’ director Sheldon Scumbaum walking onto the dusty talcum powder and crematorium ash film set and berating astronaut Neil Armstrong for making a botch up of garbling his singular “One small step for man - one giant leap for mankind" lines for the fourth take running.
During an online Q & A session on the Daily Shitraker’s website, Mr Blancmange stated that “The threats against our lives are a matter of public record, however, we have taken the appropriate precautions to the degree that we are able when dealing with a criminal superpower such as the ultra-Zionist controlled United States.”
In a clear warning to the fore-mentioned authorities, Blancmange said the leaked American diplomatic cables, along with significant material from the US and other kikester-controlled countries, had been copied to more than 100,000 people in code. “If something happens to us the key parts will be released automatically and mirrored off scores of other websites – and then the shit will really hit the fandango.”
Do you believe the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO crash was one of the Annunaki’s commuter tour bendy-saucers that hit a cactus and lost control? Was Henry Kissinger actually cloned from a Draco system reptilian mother with spliced tadpole genes – hence why he’s such an ugly cunt and known as the frog who dreams of being a toad? That George Dubya Bush was a no-brainer Texan ‘Gray’ clone experiment to prove that any moron can do the job?
How about the rumour that shape-shifting Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown is a failed genetically-modified organism? That Prince Chazzer of Wales has ostrich DNA? That Patrick Moore, the gimp-eyed BBC astronomer was actually from Planet Nibiru and an Annunaki spy? Was Michael Jackson really a ‘Gray’ experiment that went totally tits up and right off the colour chart? Will a staged scam alien UFO landing take place during the 2012 Olympics in London and be declared the 'Second Coming’?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win an exclusive ‘Dinner for Two’ with Julian Blancmange at Harry’s Chippy in Snitchford, just off the M25.
Thought for the day: Anyone know the true identity of the Julian Blancmange impersonator, hired from Spitting-Images-R-Us, who surrendered to the UK’s Metropolitan Plod Squad yesterday and appeared in court to answer an extradition warrant issued by Swedish authorities, charging him with engaging in consensual three hole sex without a condom – just as any good Roman Catholic chappie has been brought up to do?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate Zionists and their New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
McSkank Crashes Global Banking System
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Mrs Hilda McSkank, a 96-year old pensioner and former cormorant strangler, of Chapter Eleven Terraces in Smegmadale, today brought the entire global banking system crashing down when she withdrew her Christmas savings of £135 quid from the UK-based Smegmadale-on-Sea branch of Scamtander – the mammoth Spanish banking conglomerate.
Scamtander branch manager Guido Corruptioni, told one reporter from the Usury Gazette “I mean, this old baggage just walks straight past the vandalised ATM machine and strolls up to the teller’s window with her Zimmer frame, all nonchalant like, hands her account passbook over and announces “I wanna withdraw £135 nicker in cash!”
“I mean, what are we supposed to do? Banks don’t carry that sort of ready cash since the system collapsed and went tits up a couple of years ago – it’s all electronic transactions now – credit and debit cards generating more debt. Anyway, I explained to her that we didn’t have that amount of cash in the vault and then she takes her dentures out and starts spitting and screaming that we’re a bunch of robbing bastards and how she wants her Christmas savings – in cash – and no poxy cheques or vouchers.”
“I called up our CEO Senor Scumarotti at the head office in Cantabria and explained the dilemma – he got straight on to the IMF in Washington for a bail-out - so they shit kittens and rang up Baron Ja’akoff Rothshite in London. Luckily he got hold of the boss of De la Rue in Money Launderer’s Lane and they ran off a bunch of crisp new fivers for us, then had the £135 quid couriered across here double-quick by a Bank of England dispatch rider on one of Mayor Johnson’s new bendy bikes.”
“Unfortunately, by this time - thanks to Granny ‘Big Gob’ McSkank - the word was on the streets that Scamtander had no cash reserves and that started a run of Biblical proportions – with Baron Rothshite ordering De la Rue into overtime mode to print a few zillion quid’s-worth of quantitative easing £10’s and £20’s.”
Interviewed later that evening by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Insolvency Now’ programme, Mrs McSkank revealed “I saw that sexy French bloke wiv the pussy tickler growin’ on ‘is chin – ‘im wot used ter play fer Man’ United - on the effin’ telly last week - Eric Cantona - an’ ‘e sez ‘Bollocks ter the New World Order’ and all that shit an’ ‘ow we ‘ave ter work together ter bring down the EUSSR and end fractional reserve bankin’ – an’ all draw our money out of the bank on December 7th – so that’s wot I went an’ did.”
“Believe me, it wasn’t any fun either – I ‘ad ter wait fer two effin’ ‘ours in the freezin’ cold while they ‘ad a whip-round ter club a poxy £135 quid together. We never ‘ad problems like this when Lloyd George woz Prime Minister.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck fractional reserve banking and ‘typical 100% APR usury’ – and the Rothshite crime syndicate – and their New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Mrs Hilda McSkank, a 96-year old pensioner and former cormorant strangler, of Chapter Eleven Terraces in Smegmadale, today brought the entire global banking system crashing down when she withdrew her Christmas savings of £135 quid from the UK-based Smegmadale-on-Sea branch of Scamtander – the mammoth Spanish banking conglomerate.
Scamtander branch manager Guido Corruptioni, told one reporter from the Usury Gazette “I mean, this old baggage just walks straight past the vandalised ATM machine and strolls up to the teller’s window with her Zimmer frame, all nonchalant like, hands her account passbook over and announces “I wanna withdraw £135 nicker in cash!”
“I mean, what are we supposed to do? Banks don’t carry that sort of ready cash since the system collapsed and went tits up a couple of years ago – it’s all electronic transactions now – credit and debit cards generating more debt. Anyway, I explained to her that we didn’t have that amount of cash in the vault and then she takes her dentures out and starts spitting and screaming that we’re a bunch of robbing bastards and how she wants her Christmas savings – in cash – and no poxy cheques or vouchers.”
“I called up our CEO Senor Scumarotti at the head office in Cantabria and explained the dilemma – he got straight on to the IMF in Washington for a bail-out - so they shit kittens and rang up Baron Ja’akoff Rothshite in London. Luckily he got hold of the boss of De la Rue in Money Launderer’s Lane and they ran off a bunch of crisp new fivers for us, then had the £135 quid couriered across here double-quick by a Bank of England dispatch rider on one of Mayor Johnson’s new bendy bikes.”
“Unfortunately, by this time - thanks to Granny ‘Big Gob’ McSkank - the word was on the streets that Scamtander had no cash reserves and that started a run of Biblical proportions – with Baron Rothshite ordering De la Rue into overtime mode to print a few zillion quid’s-worth of quantitative easing £10’s and £20’s.”
Interviewed later that evening by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Insolvency Now’ programme, Mrs McSkank revealed “I saw that sexy French bloke wiv the pussy tickler growin’ on ‘is chin – ‘im wot used ter play fer Man’ United - on the effin’ telly last week - Eric Cantona - an’ ‘e sez ‘Bollocks ter the New World Order’ and all that shit an’ ‘ow we ‘ave ter work together ter bring down the EUSSR and end fractional reserve bankin’ – an’ all draw our money out of the bank on December 7th – so that’s wot I went an’ did.”
“Believe me, it wasn’t any fun either – I ‘ad ter wait fer two effin’ ‘ours in the freezin’ cold while they ‘ad a whip-round ter club a poxy £135 quid together. We never ‘ad problems like this when Lloyd George woz Prime Minister.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck fractional reserve banking and ‘typical 100% APR usury’ – and the Rothshite crime syndicate – and their New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 7 December 2010
Pope Backs WickedLeaks Founder
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
WickedLeaks head honcho Julian Blancmange has been granted bail and released on his own surety of £5 quid after surrendering to the UK’s Metropolitan Plod Squad this morning and later appearing at Bow Street Magistrates Court in London to answer an extradition warrant issued by Swedish authorities on ridiculous US-instigated charges that he engaged in consensual three hole sex without a condom – a fate worse than death in silly Sweden – the supposed model of social modernity.
Presiding Judge Sir Irwin Bogbrush told the court “In all conscience I cannot sanction Mr Blancmange’s extradition to Sweden at this time of year as the weather in Stockholm is even colder that Britain’s – and with bollocks-deep snow. This would be an affront to his God-given human right to stay warm and cosy and not be sharing a frigid prison cell with a bunch of reindeer-bonking Laplander sodomites. We shall thus schedule a review of the extradition warrant again sometime in June 2011 – if this global warming phenomenon is permitting.”
Rumours remain unsubstantiated that Pope Benny, the Mk XVI German ‘build to last’ model, has thrown the entire weight of the Vatican’s resources – both legal and financial – behind Julian Blancmange’s defence against charges he is being persecuted – and prosecuted – for having sex without a condom – as any good Roman Catholic should.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
WickedLeaks head honcho Julian Blancmange has been granted bail and released on his own surety of £5 quid after surrendering to the UK’s Metropolitan Plod Squad this morning and later appearing at Bow Street Magistrates Court in London to answer an extradition warrant issued by Swedish authorities on ridiculous US-instigated charges that he engaged in consensual three hole sex without a condom – a fate worse than death in silly Sweden – the supposed model of social modernity.
Presiding Judge Sir Irwin Bogbrush told the court “In all conscience I cannot sanction Mr Blancmange’s extradition to Sweden at this time of year as the weather in Stockholm is even colder that Britain’s – and with bollocks-deep snow. This would be an affront to his God-given human right to stay warm and cosy and not be sharing a frigid prison cell with a bunch of reindeer-bonking Laplander sodomites. We shall thus schedule a review of the extradition warrant again sometime in June 2011 – if this global warming phenomenon is permitting.”
Rumours remain unsubstantiated that Pope Benny, the Mk XVI German ‘build to last’ model, has thrown the entire weight of the Vatican’s resources – both legal and financial – behind Julian Blancmange’s defence against charges he is being persecuted – and prosecuted – for having sex without a condom – as any good Roman Catholic should.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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