Saturday, 21 August 2010

Car Clamp Protester Starts Jihad

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A Muslim printer squatted in his car for a 30 hour vigil to prevent it being towed away after being clamped by the unscrupulous Shittywatch Parking Enforcement firm who have been terrorising and victimising vulnerable motorists across the length and breadth of Britain for what anti-clamping MP Sir Irwin Bogbrush termed “Far too fucking long for anyone’s liking.”

Mr Baboon al Blabberwocky began the protest in Smegmadale on Wednesday when he returned from his devotional prayers at the nearby Ramadan Dan Mosque to find his car clamped and slapped with a demand to pay £365 – a symbolic quid for every day of the year (£366 for leap years).

Blabberwocky refused to pay the fine as he was parked on private land and there was no sign stating any ‘no parking’ ordnance was in force. Hence, as he sat in the vehicle the Shittywatch operatives went round and clamped all four wheels – with a wholly asinine 40 tickets being stuck on the car’s windscreen, side and rear windows – which amounted to a total fine of £3,565.

The Shittywatch Parking Enforcement company boss Jacko McScally, when contacted by the Daily Shitraker’s ‘Ripoffs’ columnist Baz Bottomfeeder, refused to comment on the issue – telling the reporter to “Fuck off bollocks – or else!”

Details of the scandalous incident emerged as government ministers announced plans this week to ban clampers from all private lands in England and Wales.
Home Office Minister Chlamydia Twatrot told Fux News the legislation would be introduced in the government's Freedom Bill in November and would hopefully come into force early in 2015.

Mr Blabberwocky, 27, of Smegmadale, who owns a small publishing company which prints Korans, Airbus flight manuals and the popular Babes in Burkas soft porn’ magazine, told a reporter from the Dogwatch Gazette that he was willing to pay the initial £100 quid fine for parking on a plot of private land, without a permit, behind a parade of shops on Lockdown Mews – but would not concede to the Shittywatch Parking Enforcement thugs intimidating him to pay their demand for a tow-away and vehicle release fee that they claimed they were entitled to for sticking so many tickets on his car windows.

"They tried charging me £365 nicker for the initial clamp so I questioned why and they said because I've been here more than four hours which was a pack of dirty infidel porkie pies – so I called them some nasty names – in Arabic.”

“Anyway when they covered all my windows with their accursed tickets I called up the mosque and a gang of my mujahideen brothers came down with backpack bombs and their ceremonial scimitars and threatened to start a jihad against Shittywatch if they didn’t remove the four clamps and let me go.”
“While the clamping gang were thinking it over one of the brothers chopped the head off their snarling pit bull terrier while the others set fire to their tow truck. Then they seemed to get into the true spirit of things and took off the clamps so I could go home. Insh’Allah akbar.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Yanks Convinced O’Barmy is Muslim

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

According to the results of a recent Shyster Research survey poll, the majority of Americans now believe, without a shred of a doubt, that President Barky Hussein O’Barmy is a Fifth Column Muslim Muj’ in Coon’s clothing.

What is even more damning is the fact the polling was expedited before the dodgy Pres’ committed the biggest political faux pas of the century on August 13th when he defended the right of Muslim lobbyists to build an Islamic centre and mosque on Ground Zero to commemorate the sacrifice of Big Al Qaeda’s non-existent Muhijadeen terrorists who were blamed for flying non-existent passenger jets into the Twin Towers in an attempt to undermine Western democracy and kick start the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.

The White House have been quick to attribute the erroneous beliefs about President O’Barmy's religion to a "misinformation campaign" pursued by his political opponents.
"While the president is personally committed to his own Christian faith and always says grace before tucking into a plateful of his favourite quorn pork belly and hominy grits, there's certain Devil-worshipping folks out there who’re intent on spreading falsehoods,” White House faith adviser Mohammad ibn Himar told a reporter from the Daily Shitraker.

While O’Barmy himself claims to be a practicing Christian who attends Washington’s Pancake Tuesday Adventist church his detractors grow in number by the day.

Republican lobbyist and career shit-stirrer Billy Bob McTwat, the current spokesman for the KKK, told a reporter from the Scandalmongers Gazette that “The guy’s rubbing our noses in the smelly brown stuff – he’s even got a Muslim name – Barky Hussein O’Barmy - now what kind of a good ole American boy is that? Then we have irrefutable evidence he was at school in Indonesian under the name of Barry Soetero – for fuck’s sake this guy has identity problems of gigantic proportions.”

“So, O’Barmy’s people reckon he’s a kosher American then where’s his real goddamn birth certificate – and I don’t mean this Hawaiian piece of shit that stinks of tampering and forgery? The guy’s an impostor and we’ve got a Kenyan cuckoo in the White House – he’s pro-Zionist stooge and an Israeli Mossad agent. Hellfire, it ain’t rocket science – any numbskull with half a brain can see we’ve got more money-grubbing Shylocks and Hymies in the White House and overall administration than there are in Tel Aviv.”

“Mr ‘Hope and Change’ is a Rothshite crime family syndicate puppet - bought and paid for with AIPAC kikester money. If he’s a true Christian with the American people’s welfare and best interests at heart then why the fuck does he wanna back these jihadist types building a manky mosque on the Ground Zero site of the Israeli false flag attack on the World Trade Centre Twin Towers?”

Forty-three per cent of those questioned in the Shyster Research survey poll stated for the public record that they didn’t know what President O’Barmy's religion was – with many hazarding a guess that he is actually Jewish.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Thought for the day: Fuck Barky O’Barmy, and Israel and the Rothshite crime family syndicate – and the kikester Templar Freemasons and their New World Order.

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IDF Looters Stole Freedom Flotilla Goods

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

It warms the very cockles of one's heart to read on the net that Israel is facing a well-deserved backlash and a fresh set of political migranes over its May 31st homicidal attack on the Turkey to Gaza ‘Freedom Flotilla’ humanitarian aid convoy – attacked by the IDF’s psychopaths from the 21st Renta-Thug Commando with the intention of killing every fucker old enough to bleed - as new evidence emerges backing up looting charges against the kikesters (yid gangsters) involved in searching the vessels in Ashod.

Hezbollah’s Beirut-based ‘Shifty Shylocks’ news website reported that an Israeli soldier belonging to the Shayetet 13 Rape & Pillage group - and Major Zayin ben Mamzer, the officer commanding the troops engaged in ‘Operation Steal Everything’ - have been arrested for selling laptop computers stolen from activists on the six-vessel Gaza Freedom Flotilla after they docked in Ashdod port following the bloody pirate-like slaughter aboard the lead aid vessel MV Mavi Marmara in international waters.

The accused soldier, Pte Hymie Scumbaum, was arrested on Monday while selling the laptops to Freddie and Felix Fagin, the notorious Jerusalem-based Siamese twins – conjoined at the wallet since birth – who run one of Israel’s biggest illegal fencing operations.
During the investigation process more stolen goods were discovered in the soldier's possession, including crates of Korans – the inner pages coated with depleted uranium dust; Airbus flight manuals, anthrax-laced Christmas cards, counterfeit foreign passports, a shitpile of laptop computers, cell phones and an eskie full of frozen transplant organs harvested from the bodies of murdered Palestinian youths – especially arrested and then kidnapped to serve as reluctant organ donors for Mossad’s black market transplant trade.

Sgt Sharlila Rashaim, the IDF’s press officer, confirmed to a journalist from the Jabotinskyists Gazette that an internal investigation was underway but it was not at all certain the seized equipment was stolen from the Freedom Flotilla – with evidence pointing to the fact it may well have fallen off the back of a lorry – a Hamas-owned lorry – and thus be classed as legitimate war booty.

However, foreign and Turkish activists onboard the Mavi Marmara aid fleet complained that the Israeli soldiers had strip-searched everyone and stolen all their cash, then confiscated their cell phones, laptops, contact lenses, dentures and gold fillings. They also claimed their purloined credit cards had been used to their limits around Ashod, Tel Aviv and Jerusalem.

Such is the rule of international law in the rogue state of Israel – wholly ignored by the kikesters, who ironically and with hypocrisy aforethought - demand that all others follow such to the very letter where their selfish interests are concerned.

Regardless of the IDF’s brazen hubris and denials of wrong-doing, Israeli politicians and jurists are concerned that investigations could prove to be 'highly shameful and embarrassing' for Tel Aviv as the suspicions are likely as not to prove true - with such crimes of embezzlement and theft from the 'goyim' (and each other) far too conspicuously common where Ashkenazi Yiddish culture (sic) is concerned.

The looting charges would further deface the outlaw state of Israel, whose leaders have been trying to alleviate mounting global outrage over the death of the nine Turkish citizens who were accidentally murdered during the Freedom Flotilla attacks, while its own perjurious internal inquiry into the incident failed to prevent an independent UN-led investigation into how many wounded activists were thrown overboard by the IDF - and subsequently drowned or ended up as a shark's breakfast.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Thought for the day: The government of the United States is in bed with these kikester clowns and should also be judged accordingly.

Oh, and by the way, fuck Israel and the Rothshite crime family syndicate – and the Templar Freemasons and their New World Order.

US Airport Security Exposed as Joke

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the much-vaunted morons comprising the ranks of the US Department of Homeland Security and their affiliated Transportation Security Administration (TSA) blatantly boast they have airport security across the States strung up tighter than a Gitmo’ prisoner’s scrotum, the truth boils down to the fact they personally – and their perving ‘Birthday Suit’ full body scanners – plus explosive detectors, and sniffer dogs and ‘what the fuck else have you’ - are actually as much use as tits on a bull.

Bazzer McTwatt, a 29-year old unemployed seagull strangler from Llandudno in North Wales, recently flew across to the US for a work-related interview funded by his local Jobcentre, cleaning up BP’s catastrophic toxic mess around the Gulf coastline. However, after failing to qualify for the job as his neck wasn’t red enough, he went shopping at K-Mart in downtown Pensacola where he bought a bag of Black Skunk fireworks – surplus and discounted stock from the 4th July Independence Day celebrations.

On his return journey with Cuntinental Scarelines, McTwatt flew across the US from Pensacola to Kansas to New York and then onwards to the UK with a bag containing 200-plus highly volatile and explosive cherry bombs - and a cigarette lighter - stored in his carry-on hand baggage.

It was only when McTwatt arrived at Heathrow last Sunday that his prohibited pyrotechnic goods were discovered by airport security staff.
McTwatt explained to a reporter from the Numbnuts Gazette that “So there I woz like, waiting fer me suitcase at the carousel an’ when it arrived I'd opened it up and put me duty free baccy an’ booze an’ the other hand-carry shit inside ter make it easier ter lug around - then marched off straight through customs an’ out inter the arrivals hall.”

“Next thing yer know these two knobheads from Renta-Thug security pulls me up an’ sez “Ello, ello, ello – wot ‘ave we ‘ere then eh, chummy?” cos they reckoned I woz lookin’ suspicious as I’d just pulled me balaclava on ready ter go outside an’ grab a cab inter the city – an’ yer know wot the weather’s like here in August – effin’ freezin’.”
“So they drags me off inter one of their interrogation rooms like an’ goes through me suitcase an’ finds the cherry bombs an’ sez “Wot the fuck’s this lot?” – so I tells the pair of pricks that I’d bought ‘em in Florida an’ no fucker or their dog at airport security in the States had said sweet fuck all about takin’ the stuff on the plane wiv me.”

“Bein’ a bit of a thick cunt I never even thought about the security implications – not that I’m effin’ daft enough ter light one while we’re in the air, now am I?”

Despite Thiefrow security’s initial concerns, Mr McTwatt was allowed to leave with the fireworks, with the Department for Transport's ‘Aviation Desk’ informing a reporter from the Fubar Review that they were not aware of the incident and such was a matter for the incompetent US Authorities.

Ms Fellattia van der Gammer, a spokesperson for Cuntinental Scarelines, displayed no hesitation in denying corporate responsibility, stating for the record that security screening of passengers was the responsibility of the United States inept Transportation Security Administration (TSA).

"We warn customers on our website about hazardous materials which are prohibited on aircraft under federal law, and the list includes fireworks as well as all radioactive nuclear materials, jerry cans of gasoline, ‘glow in the dark’ boxcutters, explosive shoes and self-detonating pyrotechnic underpants."
“However this incident doesn’t surprise me one iota as the TSA morons couldn’t find shit in a midden – and only manage to catch Mossad’s false flag patsies when they attempt to set fire to their skiddies.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Topflop Boss Reviews Government Spending

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Self-made zillionaire and Topflop store chain owner Sir Phillip Sidney Green is to lead a review of government spending - amid harsh criticism from unions and an assortment of jealous anti-Semitic groups.

Green, who started off his business career trading from an East End cash-in-hand Petticoat Lane market stall, was soon raking in the shekels by the sackful and founded Slick Sid’s Rag and Bone Emporium – the inspiration and role model for Galton and Simpson’s successful 1960’s Oil Drum Lane-based Shitbag and Son BBC series – concerning the everyday antics of a pair of pre-HSE numpty recycling operatives.

From tiny acorns great oaks trees ‘sometimes’ grow, and Philly-Boy’s cash in the pocket strategy served well, seeing him buy up the floundering Wallis & Gromit designer clothing line for a fire sale price, then established the iconic Shylock Sid’s Boutique Group – accumulating in the process a personal fortune that the City’s leading investment banksters estimate to be worth ‘lots and lots of lovely money’.

With Chancellor Georgie Oddball not completely trusted to be in charge of the bean counting department and the piggy bank, Libservative PM Posh Dave Scameron has requested Sir Philip (call me Sid) Green to review government expenditures made since the end of the Second World War – overlooking the Churchill year’s ‘brandy n cigars’ expense claims - to try and identify potential savings that could be made in the future.

Green speculated during a recent interview with the BBC’s ‘Lunatic Spendthrifts’ programme that more centralised buying by government departments might help get them out of the shit and rein in the current recession – which at the moment is in dire need of the attentions of a Heaven-sent Keynesian solution to galvanise the disastrous state of the national finance system that is still convulsing in its death throes and requires the urgent attentions of fiscal paramedics and a ‘quantitative easing’ kick-start defibrillator to solve the economy’s current cardiac arrest and ‘stagflation’.

The alternative is to recruit the services of a sympathetic coroner to pronounce the economy dead – and an embalmer and undertaker to put it to rest so we can declare a state of national bankruptcy, tell the EUSSR and Brussels to “Fuck off!” and start afresh as an insular, re-industrialising independent island nation.

Criticised for what some see as an overly aggressive personal style, Green has a reputation for colourful language and expletive-laden outbursts – and is known around the City’s Masonic lodges and synagogues as a devoted worshipper at the altar of Mammon, yet feared for his blood-lust vampirish buccaneering forays in business – especially so where hostile take-overs and ruthless asset-stripping exercises are concerned.

However the tycoon’s appointment has come under fire from Frank McWhinge, head of the GMB union, who referred to Sir Philip's wife - the South African-born Sluttsy Green – and joint owner of the Shylock Sid’s Group - as a ‘tax-dodging twat’ - pointing out that she lives in the tax-free haven of manky Monaco on the decadent Riviera.

McWhinge added "If Cameron and Oddball were after a spot of advice about buying or selling second hand clobber and donkey jackets then this Green bloke is someone you might ask. However, this is about the health, education and care of millions of British citizens - not organising a couple of effing jumble sales to boost the office tea money reserves."

Further to McWhinge’s criticism, Candida Titwank, secretary of the Public and Commercial Services Union, which represents civil servants, opined "Oh, what a fucking surprise - the millionaires in the cabinet have appointed a billionaire to confirm that their drastic budget cuts - which will be expedited through the Comprehensive Spending Review in October."
"This review is one set to devastate the welfare prospects of entire communities of disaffected peasants - the unemployed and disabled and pensioners - across the length and breadth of the UK - and will be blessed and anointed as fair and square according to Green’s numpty dumpty kosher brochure assessments.”

Conversely, the Libservative’s token transvestite Cabinet Office Minister - Francis (call me ‘Ethel’) Maude - defended Sir Philip's appointment, stating the entrepreneur had a true cut-throat kikester’s eye for saving a few bob and could guide the MoD on sourcing cheaper replacement uniforms for the troops in Afghanistan.

Sir Philip will be supported by a team of civil servants and report to Minister ‘Ethel’ Maude and Chancellor Georgie Oddball – who personally hopes that Green’s review will help the government "totally re-think" the way it currently 'wastes' the public’s money.

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Was John the Baptist Bulgarian?

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Bulgarian archaeologists claim to have discovered what they believe are the remains of St John the Baptist in the bottom of an ancient alabaster reliquary at a 5th century monastery on Sweaty Ivan Island in the Black Sea.

The reliquary – a container for holy relics – discovered last week under the monastery’s basilica, embedded in an altar in the ruins of the ancient monastery - was opened on Sunday and found to contain bone fragments of a skull, a lock of red hair, a hand and a jawbone complete with teeth.
A Greek inscription on the stone casque show the Aramaic characters ‘J de B’ and contains a reference to June 24th - which is John the Baptist’s actual birthday.

A forensic study of the jawbone and teeth has been subjected to computer-analysis and a comparative study run against dental records still on file in the archives of the Judean Institute for Odontoid Studies at Galilee and provide a perfect match with those of St John – especially the 'overbite' factor, and the bridgework on the upper right bicuspid and a gold filling in the left lower second molar.
Further, the lock of red hair also matches a graphic depiction of the Baptist in the Apocrypha – described as a ‘grouchy old ginger-minger’ and a ‘shit-stirring ranga’ who got right up Herodias's nose.

While St John was canonised for his mission and commitment to the Faith and work as a baptist, he had apparently quit the job just prior to getting beheaded by Herod Antipasta for calling Salome ‘a right little slapper.” Mention of this fact is made several times in the Dead Sea Scrolls, with actual quotes from St John, stating “There’s no money to be had in this Baptist lark – I’m gonna take a night school course in carpentry.”

Christians who believe in all this religious legerdemain consider it was John the Baptist that heralded the coming of Christ and personally baptized Jesus in the River Jordan one Saturday afternoon while doing a blue rinse for his Mum.

Conversely, Fr. Fabrizio Sodomotti, superintendent of the Vatican Pontifical Commission of Sacred Archaeology, told a reporter from the Heretics Gazette that the commission "will wait until a more thorough study has been conducted, including anthropological analysis, before we express an opinion on the findings that St John might be a vulgar Bulgar."

Fr. Sodomotti added that there are literally thousands of alleged relics of John the Baptist scattered around the world - including photos of him at the Last Brunch.
An e-mail, purportedly from St John to Jesus and apparently containing a coded message in Aramaic, warning him to ‘Watch your back when that cunt Judas is around’ – was sold to a private collector in Texas via an eBay auction last Easter for a rumoured US$5 million bucks.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

US-Kikesters: Iran Attack Clock Ticking

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Russian Prime Minister Vlad ‘The Impaler’ Putred publicly declared in March this year that Russia would complete its $1 billion bucks construction contract with Iran by kick-starting the Bushehr nuclear reactor this summer – which the US’s pro-Zionist politicians seemed to take with a pinch of strontium.
However an updated ‘out of the blue’ announcement by Igor Pissedoffsky, the spokesman for ‘Rosatom’ - Russia's state atomic energy agency - to Reuters last Friday has now galvanised a host of sceptical international diplomats into avoiding a possible Mexican standoff crisis - and World War Three.

The fact that Russia is set and ready to load the enriched uranium fuel rods into Iran’s new reactor has provoked a countdown to a point of no return - a deadline by which the outlaw state of Israel’s ruling psychopaths would have to launch their threatened attack on the Bushehr reactor before it goes ‘hot’ and becomes effectively "immune" to any assault – according to former Dubya Bush administration U.N. Ambassador John Bolton – a pro-kikester stooge with the most embarrassing moth-eaten moustache in Washington.

Apparently the rogue Israeli state – usually obsessed with things kosher, money-grubbing usury and snipping foreskins – and portraying itself as the eternal victim – has gone into total whinge mode at the news – screaming it’s customary litanies of “Foul” and “Anti-Semites” and “Remember the Holohoax” – to attract global sympathy and a hopeful thumbs up from the international community to bomb the Iranians back to the Middle Ages (Middle Ages? - it’s only 1431 there right now!) without a word of condemnation for their pre-emptive barbaric actions – as previously demonstrated against Iraq and Syria’s reactors - in 1981 and 2007 respectively - to maintain their Shylock grip on military hegemony in the Middle East as the only nuclear weapons bully in town.

”Once the fuel rods are loaded,” Bolton whinged to Fux News last Friday "it makes it essentially immune from attack by our Israel brothers-in-arms. Once the rods are in the reactor an attack will cause the airborne spread of deadly nuclear radiation into Pakistan and Afghanistan and right across the entire Persian Gulf region. For Christ’s sake, if we didn’t have enough problems already with all this depleted uranium contamination in Iraq - and that damned Fallujah place glowing in the dark every night."

Bolton’s AIPAC-initiated scare-mongering immediately became front-page news in Israel, which has laid precise plans to carry out an attack on Iran's nuclear facilities in conjunction with US assistance while going along with President Barky O’Barmy’s hypocrisy front scheme to apply international sanctions and diplomatic persuasion to convince Iran's clerics not to go nuclear.

Rosatom spokesman Igor Pissedoffsky informed Reuters "The fuel will be loaded on August 21st and this is the start of the physical launch of the reactor. From that moment on the Bushehr plant will be officially considered a nuclear-energy installation” - adding for effect that the head of Rosatom, Oleg Mobsaroubles, will visit Bushehr for the start-up event – and to collect the outstanding cheque for completing the job.

Getting his sad arse back into whinge mode, Bolton howled to an amused press conference that once the reactor is operational it’s only a matter of time – mere weeks - before it begins producing plutonium that could be used in a nuclear weapon – much as the Israelis did with their Dimona plant.

Hence these latest developments mean Israel’s Chief Psychopath, the die-hard Jabonskyist Prime Minister Binman Nuttyahoo, now faces a stark choice: Attack the Bushehr reactor in the next few days or allow it to become operational despite the certainty it would greatly enhance Iran's ability to create nuclear weapons – or – blast it all to shit and back once it is operational and get the entire Middle East glowing in the dark.

Conversely, Russian leaders have said the Bushehr reactor project is being closely monitored by the International Atomic Energy Agency - the UN's nuclear watchdog group that seems to have wholly overlooked Israel’s non-existent nuclear weapons development programme and extensive arsenal. According to Iran's ISNA news agency, IAEA inspectors will be on hand to observe the fuel-rod loading process scheduled to begin on August 21st – and get blown away in the process – along with the Russian hierarchy, observers and engineers if the mad dog Israelis are true to form and undertake a last ditch attack on the site later this week.

The AIPAC-puppet Bolton further lamented “The failure to demand it be shut down began in the Bush years and continues with this Kenyan O’Barmy guy’s administration under the erroneous dialectic that Iran is entitled to the peaceful use of nuclear energy."
Totally missing the irony and hypocrisy of his pontificating speech, Bolton concluded "Now we Zionist supporters don't think Iran is entitled to that and it shouldn’t happen, because we reckon they intend to violate the non-proliferation treaty not to seek nuclear weapons – just like our good buddies in Israeli did.”

Unfortunately the world in general is sick to the back teeth with the outlaw Zionist Israeli state and their total disregard international law or human rights – and too their repeated false flag attacks on Western - and Third World - targets to elicit support for their personal Greater Israel expansionist agenda – by any and all means necessary - fair and foul.
Hence the agreed consensus to ignore their practiced lamentations and instead direct their attentions to the location of ‘Sympathy’ in the dictionary – right between ‘Shit’ and ‘Syphilis’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

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