Closet Dining for West End Grotesques

In today’s ‘Social Hysteria’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in non-linear scandal-mongering hot gossip from our paranoid pre-op' TS crypto-kike news hack, Bonkers Becky, 'manning' (sic – no pun intended) the London West End gourmet gastromonical delights desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Following the recent broadcast of Channel 69's four-part 'Dirty Tricks of the Restaurant Trade' series, a class action suit has been filed against a hit list of five star Cordon Bleu West End restaurants by Ms Sue Fleecem QC, the formidable alpha-prime (and feared) litigator for London solicitors, Upshot, Shitpot & Bagrot, on behalf of a group of what the gutter press Daily Shitraker tabloid openly referred to in its reporting of the discrimination scandal as 'ugly bastards'.

Revelations by Channel 69's undercover series exposed details of the outrageous apartheid seating policies covertly adopted by elitist London restaurants, whereby the jet set beautiful people – coke-snorting entertainment industry celebs, second rate money-grubbing royals, shifty shylock banksters and very important paedo politicos – cop the best tables and seats in the house, while patrons in dire need of that extra Botox top-up, an embarrassing outbreak of galloping acne or a scant resemblance to Quasimodo – regardless of their fiscal capacity to order and pay for the best of the house – get shoved in some corner, well away from the windows and stares of potential clients and common herd passers-by.

As part of the investigation the programme producers dispatched a crew of four high priced Mayfair glamour whores on a week-long wining and dining mission to several of the West End's most expensive restaurants, where they were immediately led to the so-called 'golden tables' near the street-side windows - as an advert to attract ogling customers.

In stark contrast the production team further recruited several members of Lennie the Leper's Freak Show from their Battersea Park HQ and commissioned them with a parallel purpose – to eat and drink their hearts out at the same haut cuisine dumps – where the 'ugly truth' came out at three restaurants - when the group were unceremoniously seated, hidden away, at the back of the luxurious eateries – and four other snooty establishments where they were simply turned away by obnoxious head waiters.

Interviewed on the programme Lennie the Leper himself related the bad vibes experiences he and his group had suffered doing the rounds of the snobbish eateries. "Fuck me drunk – an' I wasn't, honest – but we all got shoved right at the back of one place in an effin' corner an' the lights turned right down so no twat could see us, an' guess who comes waltzin' through the door but fat old Sarah Fergie's daughters – that horse-faced Princess Beatrice an' her trout of a sister Eugenie – an' both lookin' like a pair of piranhas wiv their fucked-up dentistry."

"Then right after in rolls that zillionaire Russian oligarch tosser, Oleg Mobsaroubles, wot owns Gulag Gaz an' Wankprom Oil an' Smegmadale Football Club, wiv his mate Michail Sackashit from Russtheft Energy – an' they've got a harem of super-tottie in tow – includin' that Ukrainian celebrity stripper, Takem Orloff. An' all this crowd of twats cop right good tables while we're shoved at the effin' back – outa sight and mind."

Celebrity chef Ron McScrote, who co-hosted the documentary, informed one press hack from the Dog Wankers Gazette that: "Every restaurant has golden and platinum tables where their best-looking customers are seated – as they project a certain ambience and quality onto the place. Good-looking customers attract more people, hence they make a mob more money; so you sit them where they can be seen."
"Whereas there's always some shadowy alcove at the back of the premises where they shove the 'ugly bastards' – so the next time you and the three bagger girl friend or frog-faced broomstick merchant of a missus cop a table at the back corner of the restaurant, now you know why."

Glaswegian master chef Foo-Foo McFudger, renown for his prize-winning Pink Ribbon restaurant chain, and uber bad cholesterol 'Deep Fried Mars Bar' treats, caters chiefly to the gastronomical excesses of London's gay and TS community, and in response to being named and shamed by Channel 69's damning expose documentary, stated for the public record "So take me to court, I don't give a flying toss – but I'm not having a bunch of ugly fuckers sat in my front window seats, frightening off customers with their warts and cancerous tumours."

The class action lawsuit, with the complainants' register expanding at a geometric rate of knots, has so far listed several prestigious eateries, including Chelsea's fashionable five star Pigs Trough bistro and both Marco Pierre Shite's Kings Road and Square Mile-based 'Out of Sight' steak n ale chophouses – whereas the less surreptitious, perhaps blatant, mode of segregation at Gordon Ramsey's illustrious 'Foul Mouth' gourmet culinary branches, where the rich and shameless flock in droves to be sworn at and insulted by the celebrity chef in person – have adopted a more formal approach - with their 'Ugly Cunts Fuck Right Off' sign on the front door.

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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Muslim Refugees Get 'Terrorist Housing'

In today’s ‘Enhanced Islamophobia’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Ghaban ibn Himar, manning the mobile I-Spy editorial desk outside London's MI5 HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Questions are being raised this week, not only in the House of Conmans 'and' the Upper House of Frauds, but also by the United Nations Human Right & Wrongs Commission, concerning the fate of a missing British Muslim schoolboy who mistakenly wrote in a class essay that he lived in a 'terrorist house' rather than a 'terraced house'.

In a blatant attempt by officialdom to further demonise Islam and its Muslim adherents in the eyes of Broken Britain's gullible common herd demographic, the boy was arrested at school in Lancashire last December by members of the local Plod Squad and questioned if he had information about Arab jihadist types impersonating Brazilian electricians - or had been groomed online for bum sex by members of a Westminster paedo ring.

Further lines of inquiry concerned the contents of his personal 'apostate' Father Christmas wish list essay in which he'd written "I wants one of them big shiny AK47 assault rifles wiv a banana clip like wot me Uncle Mohammad al Ka-Boom's got in Syria fer shootin' Basher Assad's heathen Shi'ite scumbag soldiers."

The 10-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons (Achmed Neekni Sahrawi of 14, Suicide Vest Crescent, Accrington, Lancs.) made the spelling mistake during an English lesson at his local Sheikh Fizzy Al Kaseltzer Primary School last December when writing a Yuletide festive season themed essay regarding his Christmas pressy wish list posted to Santa's North Pole HQ – informing the aforesaid red-clad Saint Nick that he hoped he could slide down the chimney okay as Achmed lived in a small 'terrorist house'.

The morning following his arrest, Achmed was grabbed from Accrington police cells by MI5 thugs under the provisions of Schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000, dumped head-first into a body bag sized North Face holdall, and transferred on a covert Sleazy Jet rendition flight, along with captured members of the feared Mohammed al Patsy suicide bomber gang, to one of their foreign-based 'black site' interrogation units – specifically Israel's notorious Facility 1391 Prison – infamous for pick n mix torture techniques, kicking pregnant Palestinian women into states of bloody miscarriage; and non-kosher goyim Arab detainees being released with a kidney missing – an IDF ZioNazi trick picked up 'for profit' from the Peoples' Utopia of China transplant organ thieving penal system.

Grapevine gossip holds that Achmed was grassed up by his class teaching assistant, Ms Fellatia McSnitch, a volunteer Community Enforcement Officer and member of the Accrington Schadenfreude Club – who human rights activists have tagged as a class act Orwellian establishment 'good citizen' / brownie points moron – brain dead to the extent she could not to see the funny side of little Achmed's simple faux pas – and in fact should be fired for failing to teach him to spell correctly.

Accrington Plod Squad boss, Chief Inspector Ron 'Piggy' Trotter, informed press hacks from the red top Mujahideen Gazette tabloid that "Young Achmed woz only the start of this radicalisation inquiry cos once we got inter the nitty-gritty of it, his school pal Mustapha had written a wish list letter ter Father Christmas as well, wot said, an' here I quote: "... an' if Santa's up ter it, I could do wiv a set of them dead sharp Argos kitchen knives like wot Jihadi John's got stuck in his belt in the online ISIS videos an' chops the effin' heads off infidel shits wiv."

"Really, I ask yer, what the fuck are these Muslim sprogs doin' writin' letters ter a mythical Christian saint fer – soddin' religious hypocrites ter my mind. An' why can't they be happy just readin' the Dandy an' Beano like wot normal kids do – an' not this online Jolly Jihad comic wot ISIS puts out fer them?"
"In my unqualified opinion little Achmed was well on his way ter becomin' the next Osama bin Bag, or whatever the fuck that bloke's name woz wot run the Big Al Qaeda terrorist gang up in Afghanistan – or doin' a bunk an' joinin' Hamas Gaza Gangsters."

"Luckily, an' thanks ter the Nasty Party's Home Secretary, Terry May, pushin' through the new 2015 Counter-Terrorism and Security Act, Achmed an' his pals can be monitored 24/7 and detained for 28 days - or indefinitely – whatever comes first - while we concoct a strew of stitch-up evidence against them."

"Then we can have 'em taken inter care an fostered out ter a decent no-nonsense Roman Catholic boardin' school run by Ninth Circle Orgia Jesuit brothers, where they'll be made ter convert ter Christianity an' worship the One True God – an' get shagged up the rear end by pervy priests until they can recite the Holy Rosary prayers off ter perfection."
"An that folks is one of the four elements comprisin' our once-sceptred isle’s all-new 'Prevent' counter-terrorism strategy."

Conversely, Achmed's Mum, Mrs Sharmuta Neekni Sahrawi , accompanied by co-offender Mustapha's Ma, Mrs Zeenat Bala’a il A’air – (both granted Syrian refugee status asylum in the UK after their doctor husbands fell victim to an RAF Tornado's slightly off-target laser guided 'smart bomb' (sic) which flattened their Aleppo-based medical clinic) - were interviewed for Channel 69's 'Semtex Scallies' expose special – defending their children's Xmas wish list scribbling as 'misguided' and heaping the blame on a certain Mr Ras al Shitbag, a cleric at their local Mosque's Islamic instruction 'madrassa' for attempting to legitimise terrorism and radicalising the juvenile attendees into becoming Takfiri jihadists and 'shaheed' suicide bombers.

Oh yes, satire and joking aside, Broken Britain's terrorist-obsessed (control freak) government is at it again. Proving that no other people are capable of coming up with more mindless responses to the exaggerated, black propaganda threat of terrorism than the likes of New Labour's war criminal ex-PM, Tony Bliar and the current incumbent Nasty Party gang, led by Posh Dave Scameron.

The latest spectacle revolves around the completely idiotic website just launched by the ginger-mingin Education Secretary Nicky 'Moron' Morgan, titled “Educate against Hate.”
In reality, the only people who need educating are the clowns who cobbled this Kafkaesque monstrosity together and thought it might just be a good idea to tackle the evil spell of twisted ideologies and protect impressionable minds from radical views – specifically susceptibility to conspiracies theories – such as questioning what are forever bullshit government propaganda narratives - and displaying a paranoid / persecution mindset with regard to the criminal class ruling establishment commissioned false flag terrorist attacks.

So common herd beware. As the cliché goes: 'be afraid – very afraid' – for the Counter-Terrorism and Security Bill 2014-15 moved through the UK Parliamentary system like shit through a goose and received Royal Assent with a nod and sly wink.
Attached to the controversial bill – a friend to no man - is a 39-page counter-terrorism measures consultation study that, in a bid to bolster its Prevent anti-terrorism plan, directs nursery school staff and registered childminders to report toddlers at risk of forswearing fundamental British values (sic - but who the fuck knows what they are anymore?) and becoming radical terrorist types.

As to the practicalities of making it a legal requirement for staff to inform on toddlers? Easy – just keep hiring Common Purpose NLP brainwashed morons like the one who reported the hapless Achmed to the local Plod Squad dipshits and dingbat security services.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment panopticon surveillance state apparatus - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Catholic School Bans Winter Woolies

In this morning’s ‘Utter Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'deep freeze' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches 'cold forged' and wrought into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Bonkers school bosses at the Cardinal Spewman School for Latter Day Catamites have banned their pupils from wearing thermal underwear and down-filled gilets or woolly beanies, scarves and gloves – (despite the global warming myth getting a further kick in the proverbial goolies as the brass monkey temperature readings across Broken Britain plummeted to well below freezing) - due the preposterous Orwellian fiction such bulky garments pose a Dunblane style shoot-to-kill 'security threat'.

Education chiefs issued the absurd diktat ordering youngsters not to wear baggy trenchcoats within the school grounds as paranoid psychotic members of staff claim such might pose a 'security issue' if some pupil got fed up of being buggered by the Viagra-fuelled Games Master in the showers and decided to secrete a couple of locked n loaded handguns – or even worse – a miniaturised video camera and microphone in their pockets - to spy on and record the actions of dirty deviant staff engaging in their routine child sexual abuse practices.

The school's Compliance Officer, Mr Jack Thugg, threatened to dish out detention to any children who break the severe regulation, even though temperatures have plummeted to minus 5 Centigrade in the school hall and classrooms - with the canteen reduced to serving choc ices and Tuti-Fruiti lollies on the lunchtime menu.

Conversely, a hard core group of students at the school in Hove, East Sussex, finally rebelled and publicly expressed outrage at the bizarre decision, with one English Lit major who spoke to press hacks on conditions of anonymity (Ronny Scrote) branding it 'effin' bullshit'.

Cardinal Spewman's was visited by Ofsted inspectors earlier this month, who were shocked to find several Year 6 students frozen to their desks and had resorted to sucking Victory V lozenges to keep warm.
However, Jesuit head teacher Dr Angus 'Pitbull' McFudger – (formerly Boy Scout troop leader at the Glencoe-based St Sodom's Roman Catholic Academy for Wayward Scallies) - insisted the pupil's teeth-chattering bouts of shivering were merely juvenile theatrical displays to gain attention and that the geriatrics composing the Most Reverend Masonic Board of Governors were simply upholding their long established, and Vatican-approved, Spartan iron discipline policy to nurture strength of character in the pupils.

Speaking to one gutter press reporter from the Sado-Masochists Gazette, Dr McFudger related that "Here at the Cardinal Spewman Catholic School for Latter Day Catamites we have a strict uniform policy which is in line with our high standards and expectations of pupils to follow the faith and become priests and nuns. These kids today have it so easy. When I was a pupil at Gordonstoun with Prince Stavros of Edinburgh we'd cop for Matron's iced water enemas every morning, then get buggered up the jacksy by the prefects – while the nonce ponce school gardener had you in a side headlock and made you gobble him off."

"Hence, in the austere spirit of St Peregrine the Flagellant, we do not allow any non-essential uniform items - including cuddly winter woolies, to be worn on school premises – and as I announced during assembly this morning, following prayers, the sanction for non-compliance of school uniform regulations will be twenty strokes of the lash."
"Furthermore, any pupil faking hypothermia with applications of blue woad to the lips and digital extremities will be placed in solitary confinement in the school dungeon's igloo until end of term."

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/635877/School-bans-pupils-from-wearing-COATS-as-Britain-freezes

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties - no innocent non-combatant women and children – (or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees) - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

KSA 2016: Happy New Beheading

In today’s ‘Barbarians Rule’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, manning the editorial desk in manky Mecca for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to January's edition of the Decapitation Gazette, the Alice in Wonderland dystopian monarchical government (sic) of the barbarian-run Kingdom of Saudi Arabia ordered an excess of 150 executions during the past year, the highest figure logged by international human rights and wrongs groups since the previous 2014 record.

Obviously the homicidal psycho maniacs running the Dark Ages (1437) Saudi kingdom - with this controversial one-off head-lopping display of 47 executions on the stroke of mid-night to mark the Wicked West's 2016 New Year – are planning well ahead to beat their 'previous best' score and cop a first place entry in the McSquirter's 2016 Guinness Book of World Records (Deranged Despots Edition).

Yep, it's Happy Totalitarian-Barbarian 2016 New Year greetings from the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia with this Busby Berkely spectacular display of – not fireworks – but scimitar-swinging and head lopping – as some 47 non-conformist types - any fucker or their dog in fact - who had the audacity to dare disagree with, criticise - and protest - against the inbred mutant Al Saud ruling royal family - and the graft and corruption-ridden fat cat hangers-on oligarchy - copped a terminal dose of decapitation for their anarchist-insurgent cheek.

Conversely, the KSA's execution of the prominent Saudi Shiite cleric, Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr, for 'terrorist offences' – specifically his persistent vocal criticism of, and publicly dissing, Saudi royal scumsters as totalitarian despots 'and' heretical apostates for their foreign excursions to the lands of the infidels and Great Satan – gambling, boozing and whoring – with a spot of shop-lifting thrown in for good measure - has inadvertently resulted in his internationally-recognised martyrdom – with Mid-East Shite community leaders pledging 'divine retribution' for his murder.

Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr was arrested by Mabahith secret police thugs at his oil rich – albeit marginalised - Ash-Sharqiyyah province home in 2012 in the wake of the ZioNazi-West engineered 2011 Arab Spring uprisings and initially charged with domestic terrorism - for posting such seditious remarks against the hypocrisy-ridden monarchy as 'Sue Me Saudi Scum' on Twitter under the Anglicised nom de guerre handle of 'Derek the Cleric' - after some nasty tosspot at Twitter grassed him up to the Saudi Mutaween religious police that he'd had the cheek to send a tweet to his mate Sheikh Mohammad ibn Himar, editor of the Riyadh-based Self-Harmer's Review – (a man whose tribe claim hereditary camel and goat grazing rights on every hotel and corporate HQ atrium lobby carpet on the south side of the Persian Gulf) - referring to the KSA's King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud as a 'Nubian catamite-fucking geriatric pederast - only a single step away from a fatal coronary or stroke – and hopefully both'.

Consequently the insurrectionist word is on the streets of the Middle East / Gulf state bazaars and souqs to kick start a mess of sectarian pottage in revenge for al-Nimr's murder – with rumours of a shitload of Shiite scallies ready to depart on a violent venue of extreme prejudice payback against the dominant Saudi Sunni and Cher monarchy and their lickspittle sock puppet stooge gophers.

While 'Revolution Now' activists might prove a slack-arsed bunch to get their rebellion underway in the KSA, not so in Iran – where after receiving a positive 'sideways glance' nod from Iran's geriatric supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei last night, a Biblical multitude of Tehran-based Shiite activist protesters re-decorated the capital's Saudi Embassy with a 'Nowruz' pick n mix pyrotechnic bombardment of pipe bombs, Molotov cocktails, C4-laced kulfi - and similar inflammable accelerants.

Thought for the day. Ah well, there we are, and all thanks to the Sykes-Picot Agreement – a nation founded on graft and corruption and hedonistic pursuits - ruled by inbred barbaric wastrel morons who think with their stomachs and cocks before applying what passes for intelligence in their demented heads.
As long as the hopeless Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome afflicted Saudi monarchy top dogs keep up the bonkers Red Queen head-chopping suppression culture – (women can't drive / can't buy a six pack of Fosters or a tin of Spam at a Lulu Hypermarket) - then sooner more so than later, something's going to give – and it's gonna be bloody – and that. mon amis, will finally put paid to their irrational sense of entitlement and collective abuse of privilege.

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

To wit, bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

Thus fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Rock n Roller Ayatollahs n Mad Mullahs (Sunni / Shite n otherwise) n the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist fraternity – along with their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Disclaimer: While a legion of oil-rich dog wanker Sunni & Cher worshipping Ayrabs and conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose and name the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-apologists and cover-up protectors).

Tory Gongs for the Boys (& Girls)

In today’s ‘Enhanced Cronyism’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in non-linear scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the Downing Street watchtower for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain's Nasty Party Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, starts off the 2016 New Year with yet another scandalous 'Bang!', as opposition politicos and social activists point the accusatory fickle finger of Fate at the pig-fucking oick for his flat out cronyism - due awarding New Year’s honours to a slew of controversial Tory donors and incompetent / not fit for purpose spin doctors and uncivil servants.

Typically, New Year honours, akin to Queen Sweat Betty's birthday honours list, we have every fucker and their dog, from the House of Conmans and upper House of Frauds scumsters to Shitehall civil service mandarins and their apprentice catamites – this clique of graft and corruption-ridden Masonic brethren and their sock puppet stooges and gophers – so recently sucking up to Scameron's Cronies-R-Us Party (previously the rich n shameless-affiliated Nasty Party) for a perpetual first class seat of the (tax-payer funded) government Gravy Train.

Topping the list of controversial tosspots to cop a gong is the aptly-named 'Lizard of Oz' political manipulator, Lynton 'Knobhead' Crosby, who ran the Nasty Party’s election campaign, and has been awarded a Shitethood - despite his reputation for 'aggressive shock tactics' and being an all-round cunt.

New Labour's IQ-challenged Shadow Chancellor, John 'Bean Counter' McDonnell, opined to equally moronic gutter press hacks that such an award might make the public think the honours titles perpetuate an 'old boy’s club'.
Er, yes John, you're catching on – almost.

Furthermore Crosby's undeserved and contested honour led one unnamed senior UKIP MP (Que? Who he?) to declare himself speechless - and thus unable to make further legible comments or even pass some muttered utterance to Daily Shitraker hacks.

Crosby’s 'Shitehood', however, is the most contentious award of the year as the down-under lobbyist owns Crosby Textbook Fullashite, a PR firm hired by tobacco giant Philip Morris International in 2012 to campaign that smoking cigarettes is good for you - and not only enhances male virility but cures cancer.

Crosby’s strategy in May’s general election relied heavily on shock tactics, a game plan which so appalled former Lib-Dum Business Secretary Vince 'Baldy' Cable that he described the PR guru as a 'low life cunt'.... and ...
“The main thing he is known for is introducing the concept of aggressive negative campaigning, or as London Mayor, Pasha Bonkers Boris Nonsense, once described it: ‘the dead moggy strategy’ - which involves distracting the brain-dead public from a politically difficult issue by creating alternative shocking news – such as having MI5 orchestrate the Operation Gladio style 7/7/2005 false flag London Tube bombings then blame the chaos and havoc on Britain's Big Society Muslim community and demonise all things Islamic in the process."

Conversely, Cabinet Office minister Matt (The Twat) Wancock defended the decision to knight Crosby, claiming a long established tradition of honouring people for political skullduggery – justifying his argument with a comparison that if Guy Fawkes had pulled off his Gunpowder Plot back in 1605 and rid England of the moronic Scots paedo-sodomite King James 1, then he'd have copped a knighthood from whatever Norman Masonic nobility-led political clique was behind the 'plot' and grasped the reins of power in the 'Big Bang's' aftermath vacuum.

So let's take a look at who else has been kissing Nasty Party bum, eating shit or sucking dongs for gongs.
First off we have Henry 'Judas' Bellend – MP for Norfolk North-South - for undetermined political and parliamentary service (back-stabbing / grassing) – like Dirty Digger Crosby – also a Shitehood – along with Harvey McGrath – a pioneer of Scameron's failed 'We're all in it Together' / 'Hug a Hoodie' Big Society concept.

Spencer Shitfield, director of the Conservatives’ national policy forum — which generates all manner of black propaganda for policymakers – rewarded for his treason against the Brisith public with an OBE.
Zameer Choudrey – CEO of Worstway and co-chair Conservative Friends of Pakiland, cops a CBE.
And another Poundland value CBE to pornography queen Jacqueline 'Dildo' Gold – CEO of Ann Summers sex toy shops . For services to the horny underwear industry and innovator of the WiFi-ready 'Double Dutch' pussy-anal vibrating butt plug.

Bottle blonde Caroline 'Piranha Teeth' Roberts - chief waterboard torturer for the Nasty Party’s disciplinary committee - is also to be honoured, despite the Tories having faced numerous allegations of bullying, sexual abuse and blackmail over the past year – and will become a Member of the (non-existent) British Empire (MBE).

A further assorted 'for political service' pick n mix of gongs and titles went out to:
Mark McInnes – Director, Scottish Nonce Servatives.
Marion Tittle-Tattle – CCHQ - for I-Spy snitch services.
Dr Spencer Pitfall – Director, National Policy Forum.
Cllr John Riddle – Chairman, National Parks - for poop-scooping services to the community.
James Stewart OBE – Treasurer, Scottish Conservatives - for Cayman Islands offshore banking and money laundering services.
Jill Finny Haddock MBE – for Tory Euthanasia Think Tank strategies to get shut of Old People.
Christopher Fenwick – Deputy Chairman, Monday Club. For keeping Mum viz Dolphin Square scandal
Lyndon Jones – Deputy Chairman, Welsh Conservatives - for supplying cutie looks sheep and suck n swallow lambs.
Lord Algernon Swineherd: for supplying pigs heads for Oxford Bullingdon Club / Piers Gaveston Debauchery Society blow job initiation ceremonies

Analysis by the Cronyism Gazette found that half of those receiving the highest awards – knighthoods, damehoods and above – are privately educated ( apart from Kray Twins moll, Dame Babs 'Big Tits' Windsor) a figure almost as high as it was under the old feudal rule system.

New Labour’s Chief Shit, Dozy Rosie Winterton, has been made a Dame, along with civil servant Linda 'Hopeless' Homer – anointed Dame Commander of the Order of the Bathtub, for jobsworth incompetence - despite being heavily criticized for her non-performance in every high-level job she's been misguidedly trusted with to date – and specifically her current incumbency as top dog at HMRC.

Appearing before the House of Conmans Treasury Committee in November and looking like she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards, Homer stated she was very apologetic for the poor service suffered by people trying to ring the tax office – but shoved the blame for this onto the shoulders of the HMRC receptionists.

As CEO of the UK Border Agency, she was accused of misleading MPs over the size of the backlogs in asylum and immigration.
In a purposely-leaked public attack, the Home Affairs Select Committee, headed by class act jukebox politico Keith Vaz, recorded back in 2013 that Homer's performance was "more like the scene of a Whitehall farce than a government agency operating in the 21st Century" – and further that it was “astounded” 'Hopeless' Homer was being promoted to become chief executive of HM Revenue & Customs.
“The status quo, in which catastrophic leadership failure is no obstacle to promotion, is totally unacceptable,” sayeth the committee minutes.
As head of HMRC, she was accused by the Public Accounts Committee of “an unambitious and woefully inadequate” response to a National Audit Office report.

Oh yes, you gottit, the woman, apart from being short on Botox injections and any semblance of intellect, is a fuck-up on legs – a walking disaster area who makes a total bollocks of owt she touches – then refuses to recognise the proverbial 'the buck stops here' maxim and shoulder command responsibility.

In 2005, Homer was criticised by the Election Commissioner for failings in her role as returning officer during a postal vote-rigging scandal involving Tony Bliar's New Labour candidates the previous year, described by the Commissioner as one that "would disgrace a banana republic", and involving hundreds of votes failing to be counted.

Homer, prevaricating douche bag that she is, defended her role to the Election Commission, claiming with deliberate disingenuous intent, that she had been in 'strategic, not operational control', and had confined herself to motivational management (kicking vote counting staff out of the pub) and fire fighting – (dropping her kex and personally pissing on a ballot box was rumoured to have spontaneously combusted - not a pretty sight).

In 2010 the Tories announced that Homer would assume the post of Permanent Secretary of the Department for Transport - and apart from overseeing the worse season of motorway and urban traffic jams since the Great North Road Horse & Carriage Derailment of 1893 - mishandled the controversial franchise letting process for West Coast Mainline rail network - a Notwork Rail / Rattle Track failure estimated to have cost the government (er –us / tax-payers) £100 million quid – plus change.

In December 2011 it was announced that Homer would succeed the incompetent Lesley Strathie as Chief Executive of HMRC – and the rest is history.

To conclude, we wish to quote directly a public record admission by former HMRC chairman Mike 'Claptrap' Clasper - (another overpaid dog wanker who got the boot from that post for corrupt insider deals with the bankster-corporate elitist scum who run our once sceptred isle) - regarding HMRC incompetence: "HMRC's delivery of services to the general public has fallen to unacceptable levels.”

Well, unlike Ms Homeless, at least Claptrap had the balls to admit being at fault and fall on his own office desk stapler.
Mind you, Rosie Winterton, Barbara 'Boobs' Windsor or the Hopeless Homer besides, governments hand out dodgy damehoods to all manner of low life egocentric career-chasing 'cunts' – frogs who dream of morphing into toads - that are prepared to re-write the laws of the land with a 'Very Important Paedophile' version of 'droit de seigneur' (in this case the 'privileged' legal right to sodomise innocent children) documented instrument - to circumvent criminal charges and thus accommodate their venal Masonic political masters perverted desires to bugger underage rent boys.

Then, to add insult to injury, they abuse high legal appointment to the extent of falsifying official documents and committing open court perjury to protect the same degenerate shape-shifting Ninth Circle Orgia sodomites and Speculative Society psychopathic felons from scandalous public exposure for their involvement in Satanic paedophile groups that have a diabolical bent for the group sexual abuse, serial rape and homicidal blood sacrifice of special needs and disabled children.

Thus it becomes a mundane, synchronous task to further abuse their position of official public trust to silence those Christian stalwarts who would dare expose tartan-kilted nonce-ponce kiddie fiddlers by having the Secret Squirrel Brigade arrest, prosecute and imprison them – before the status quo applecart is up-ended and the common herd demographic wake up to what the fuck is really wrong with allowing this inbred blue blood mongrel moneyed Satan-worshipping hierarchy run the government of our once sceptred isle.

Have you been awarded some New Year honour? Would you like to be knighted or given dodgy damehood? Are you willing to become a low life apostate, worship Satan and perform blood sacrifices, sexually abuse children or become an apologist for, and protector of, those that do? Have you any objections to accepting that the Wicked Windsors have a divine right to rob the tax-payers? Are you willing to kiss and lick as many political arses as are stuck in front of your face?

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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So a Happy New Year 2016 to one and all of the common herd - and bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist fraternity – along with their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Thought for the day: In our 'unqualified' opinion, the only 'deserving' New Year's honours awardee was Irish jockey Tony McCoy. Ride on, into the sunset, 'Sir' Tony.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tory Party Rebranded 'Bully Brigade'

In this week’s festive season ‘Enhanced Thuggery’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in non-linear scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the editorial desk under a tarpaulin outside the Conservative Party HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

For fuck's sake, if it wasn't for bad luck then Scameron's Nasty Party Tories wouldn't have any. What a dog n pony show government we now have to suffer thanks to the likes of New Labour's Ed 'Wallace' Millipede being stricken with cancer of the personality and no fucker or their dog wanting to vote for him – so they chose the second-worst option – the fucking Tories.
The sooner a general election's called and the brain dead electorate vote Corbyn into power the better. Is he perfect? Shit no, but the closest thing you'll find to a principled and honest politician this side of eternity.

So as the spin doctors continue with their attempts to extinguish the smouldering embers of Twatler Tory scandal, a fresh conflagration erupts with the fast, cheap and out of control Nasty Party MP for Twatford-on-the-Wold in Slopshire, none other than the Common Purpose NLP brainwashed Lucy Allan – first conjuring up death threats on her Fuckbook web page to get some hapless bloke with an honest opinion in the shit - and is now publicly exposed by an offended intern turned whistle-blower as Miss Tory Bully Boots 2015 for her customary habit of unleashing tirades of profane verbal abuse against her underpaid – and volunteer – zero hours contract minions every time she fucks up and, being such an egocentric prima donna, needs to splash out with the blame brush.

To regress, we have the Tatler Tory clique (Shaun 'Golly' Bailey, Mark 'De Pimp' Clarke, Joanne 'Suck n Swallow' Gash, Annonziata Rees-Mingger and Peter Lyingit) all getting the bum's rush - with chief pimp Marky Mark Clarke, appointed official provider of rosy cheeked and dimpled toyboys and other assorted split-arsed bumfodder for the Tory GropeTrip 2015 Fuck Bus re-election campaign - expelled from the Nasty Party with extreme prejudice for bullying. blackmail, rape, treason and murder plus being an all-round oick – and driving Nasty Party activist / campaign worker Elliot Johnson to suicide due relentless bullying and blackmail attempts and subjecting him to a kangaroo court ordeal and physical beatings.

It is now alleged that Johnson - rumour holds a Very Important Paedophile catamite wannabe - died of shame following an East India Club black tie felching orgy at Westminster’s now-infamous Hamster Square apartments where he had a KY Jelly-doused chinchilla shoved up his rear passage.

Next to go as the falling dominoes syndrome takes effect was Donal 'Piranha Teeth' Blaney, a former ally of shamed Mark Clarke, who was forced to resign as chairman of the influential Conservative Way Backwards nostalgia campaign group, set up to honour the Thatcherite legacy of mismanagement, privatisation and the continued coverup and protection of kiddie fiddling Tory MPs.

And let's nor forget the High Priest of Tory Sleaze - Grant 'Ten Names' Shitts – who once masqueraded as the Tory Party co-chairman until Scameron bestowed a lateral promotion to Minister charged with attempting to oversee MI6’s 'Secret Squirrel' Department for International Development (read 'Foreign Policy Meddling').

Then we have Nasty Party Chairman Lord Andy Pandy 'Get Yer Haircut' Feldman of Deadwood, with his ridiculous Donald Trumped bouffant coiffeur - rumoured to be Scameron's bestest pig-fucking buddy from Brownose College, Poxford days – and the pressure's on for him to fall on his own sword – or anything sharp that will result in mortal damage and herald his end as Nasty Party Chairman.

So, what's the tie that binds all these shitbags together? Apart from selling their souls to the Satanist worship cause, they all belong to London’s notorious Wanksworth-based Phoenix Lodge Masonic secret handshake sodomite / paedo / felching brethren 'and' the Porkies Blow Job Club.

Thus, as one graft and corruption (read 'criminal') scandal dies down with the slaughter of the sacrificial sheep (sic) the time is ripe for Lying Lucy Allan to enter this tragedy of errors - stage left.

In December 2015, Allan posted on her Fuckbook page what appeared to be an offensive death threat email she attributed to one of her Parliamentary constituents, a certain Rusty (nope – not me) which she later, when the scandalous truth was exposed, stated was a combination of several emails from constituents that got mixed up – with the offending post she claimed to be from Rusty (alias Adam Watling, son of Twatford-on-the-Wold Labour councillor Paul Watling) reading "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!".

Then the controversy kicked in big time when Rusty's Dad got a cob on and contacted the Daily Shitraker with a copy of his son's original email: a plea to use economic sanctions rather military force after she voted in the House of Conmans in favour of starting air strikes against Syria - and which did not end with that profane phrase "Die, you ginger-mingin cock-sucking motherfucker, die!" - but rather a polite "Bye 4 now, Lucy" – thus publicly accused her of inventing the death threat.

Allan deactivated her Fuckbook and Twatter accounts following the incident and later apologised for creating a 'misleading impression' (er – lying though her T-rex-fit dentures) – then, while sporting her customary shit-eating 'I'm untouchable / above the law' grin – disingenuously claimed the controversy was not about her use of social media, but due to 'activists unhappy they didn’t get the MP they wanted'. What a fucking trollop.

Lying Lucy was duly reported to the not fit for purpose Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards over the incident – in all truth a criminal faux pas that the smirking, smarmy cunt attempted to brush off as simply another recurring instance of post-menopausal maniac madness.

Now Allan, being a twice-cursed tosspot and a soulless Tory liar – and as popular around her own constituency as a leper at a christening, is once again in the 'shit sticks' headlines thanks to her despicable Bully Bitch treatment of two (up to now – more to come) workers at her former Twatford constituency office – Arianna Bumbly and Katie Bellend – claim they were bullied by the star-crossed MP – and with the former having now made public voice mails left on her phone by Ms Allan while she was signed off sick.

The Twatford-on-the-Wold MP can be heard on the voice mail message screaming at Ms Bumbly, who had submitted a medical certificate as unwell to work.
“You are on a temporary contract. You are not protected by the law. You do not have 12 months’ service. If you sign yourself off sick … the only option will be to dismiss you.”

To wit, typical of the Nasty Party culture, this gloating by a Tory MP viz the shameful fact that workers have no legal protection - as new research indicates that 14 million people faced debt problems in the last year directly related to the sad reality they are on temporary, part-time or zero hours contracts: 1.26 million people now are forced to work part time because they can’t get a full time job – with 565,000 work a temporary job because they can’t get a permanent job – plus 790,000 people are forced to work on zero hour contracts as their main job - and the blue-nosed Toff's Party claim to be on the side of working people. Bullshit.

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Scumbags Gazette, Bumbly and Bellend related Allan's constituency office was a nasty, toxic environment to work in, and when they complained to the Conservative HQ over her despicable ogre style behaviour, were told that sympathy was in the dictionary – right between shit and syphilis.

Conversely Lying Lucy's ex-campaign manager Katie 'Rat Fangs' Woodleg, founder of the Croydon Halitosis Society, suffered a minor 'blonde moment' career devastation event by joining the fray then publicly stating the uber-troll MP should bite the bullet and quit over the bullying allegations and all-round piss poor performance on behalf of her constituents – plus becoming yet another major embarrassment Scameron and his Nasty Tory Gang don't really need.

Hence we are left to speculate WTF the Tory hierarchy and the useless Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards Office mandarins will do in way of slapping sanctions on the egocentric gobshite twat for her guttersnipe bully bitch behaviour - for no amount of magic circle spin is gonna exonerate this ginger mingin slapper twat from her malevolent ego-driven indiscretions – nor the unqualified arrogance involved in Allan's sociopath dog n pony show performance. Who the fuck does the demagogic skanger think she is?

But poxy Parliament's shut down for the festive season hol's and now these scumsters are off for Christmas, toasting each other's idle overpaid arses in the House of Conman's duty free Strangler's Bar with glasses of Rothshite Chateau de Jobseeker's Blood (Great Depression / 1920's vintage). Thus by the time they reconvene in the New Year half the brain dead population that are baying for her blood n guts right now will be hung over and more concerned with credit card bills than exacting justice on Allan's worthless neck.

And Lying Lucy's 'outside the box' solution to calls for her to resign – or do a Lord Feldman and fall on something sharp and nasty - is labour on under the false and delusional impression that a festive season 'sorry' apology will suffice to appease offended egos and sensibilities.
Allan's the type of dog wanker who would push for the criminalisation of free speech where it concerns criticism of politicos – and specifically herself – and as to thinking outside the box – she should be in a fucking box – and six feet under.
Really, who the fuck voted for this Philistine – cos it wasn't the folks from Twatford-on-the-Wold?

So if any zero hours contract workers or bullied political interns / party activists would like to post Lying Lucy a festive season death threat or two on her Fuckbook weblog page, or send her a 'don't forget your toxic shite winter flu jab' reminder - then here's her publicly-listed House of Conmans e-addy: lucy.allan.mp@parliament.uk or alternatively as the House of Conmans doss house is on Xmas recess - lucy@lucyallan.com

Have you been accused of making death threats to shitbag lying scum MPs? Did you send an e-mail telling Lucy Allan to 'fuck off, eat shit and die'? Have you been gagged by the Nasty Party hierarchy? Do you have any photos of Posh Dave Scameron getting a blow job off a pig?

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Thought for the day. Summed up simply, Lucy Allan is a class act cunt. A cunt in cunt's clothing, as the adage goes – who, as rumour would have it – is only to be equalled (if not surpassed) in her innate nasty bastard contempt for others by bottle blonde Scouse donation-fiddling shitbag Charlotte Ann Leslie, the Tory Nasty Party's MP for the Bristol North West constituency.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Top Military School Sexual ‘Abuse’ Probed

In today’s Enhanced Kiddie Fiddling / Untouchable Sodomites' Society edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Angus McScallie, manning the mobile editorial desk across the road from Edinburgh's BD/SM Violate Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/626318/Top-military-abuse-probed-Queen-Victoria-School

Glenn Harrison was a housemaster at Queen Victoria School in Dunblane when he became concerned regarding the after dark antics of a group of dodgy VIP (Very Important Paedophile) perverts being officially granted unfettered access to his pubescent and juvenile pupils.

He made a report to the old Central Scotland Police, but officers from the Thug Squad responded by breaking down the door to his flat and snatching any and all incriminating computer discs, papers and other nasty evidence that might get their ruling elite Masonic brothers into trouble.

The loose-lipped, whistle-blowing Harrison was obviously not a guy to be trusted with dirty secrets and subsequently ordered by the Headmaster to pack his shit and go – never to return – and escorted from the purportedly 'elite' QVS school's campus by moronic renta-thug security guards - (noteworthy: Queen Lizzie's useless Greek spouse, Black Nobility Guelph and career sociopath, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, is the school's poxy patron) - and interrogated by Keystone Cop detectives in a local police station.

After the disturbing incident in December 1991, he moved to Unst in the Shetland Isles and continued his successful career as an educator – teaching sheep.

Despite the support of his MP, Jim Wallace, now Lord Wallace of Wankerness, and in keeping with the corrupt antics of Nonceland's Mason-infested Plod Squad filth, Harrison never received an explanation for the way he was treated.

He lodged further complaints in the wake of the paedo-linked Dunblane Massacre in 1996 and again in 2005, before launching a final quest for answers earlier this year.
Now the Police Investigations & Review Commissioner (PIRC) has written to Harrison to confirm that his complaints have never been properly dealt with (and probably never will before Hell freezes over).

The letter states: "In your letter to Police Scotland on 6 September 2014, you raised the following complaints about the police:

"1) that, in December 1991, officers removed items from your flat without a warrant (and, in doing so, may have been attempting to destroy evidence related to your allegations about a possible paedophile ring);

"2) that officers failed to make specific enquiries into your allegations about a possible paedophile ring, and instead told you never to return to the school where you worked; and ...

"3) that the behaviour of officers towards you, as a teacher carrying out your professional duty to protect children, was entirely inappropriate.

"As far as I can ascertain from my examination of the papers provided by both you and the police, none of the complaints listed above has ever been investigated or responded to by the police. I have therefore written to Police Scotland requesting that it makes enquiry into the complaints listed above and thereafter provides you with an appropriate response."

Mr Harrison said he was pleased by the PIRC response but admitted that he was "not getting his hopes up" just yet.

"This shows it was not just way back in 1991, it's all the years since including in 2005 when the police even came to see me in Shetland and then ignored me again."

Harrison added: "Police Scotland are more or less over a barrel because they can't ignore it. Now they have to explain to me why they have not investigated these serious allegations."
"I am not the issue here, Glenn Harrison is the pain in the neck bringing up something from 24 years ago. The issue is the behaviour of the police who have broken their own code of conduct in order to achieve their own aims."

The Queen Victoria School is funded by the taxpayer for the children of serving Scottish military personnel and professional caber tossers.
Harrison claimed that boys were taken off campus as bum fodder to Satanic fudging parties attended by high-ranking legal, military and political figures.

This decadent, child-molesting Freemason cult - known as the 'Friends of QVS Catamites' - included former solicitor general Sir Nicholas Fairbairn and the leading advocate Robert Henderson QC – both practicing Satanists and notorious paedo-sodomites and the type of scum who would sink to engaging in oral sex with a pig.

Harrison further stated for the public record that: "They had to take their kilts, clean underwear and tubes of KY Jelly and I was not given a contact address. What may have gone on at these parties was secret but some boys were very disturbed at being buggered and the distateful 'suck n swallow' rituals they were forced to perform."

"I became disturbed, too, by screams in the dorm at night - from sphincters being stretched, empty beds, rituals in dark places and used, warm, filled condoms hurriedly abandoned. There was fear throughout every age group and the teachers knew about it."

The 'more at scent than substance' Holyrood inquiry into historic child abuse has been asked to consider the claims, with the Ministry of Defence confirming that it was 'co-operating fully with the 'window dressing' investigations' – by shredding any and all incriminating documents.

So, the burning questions of the day are:

Will the Dunblane Primary School Massacre (Scandal) Coverup be Exposed Next?
Will the Lord Douggie 'McWhitewash' Cullen Inquiry Coverup (100 year Closure Order) to Protect VIP (Very Important Paedophiles) Masonic Nonce Ponce / Speculative Society Sodomite Brethren (Lord George Robertson?) be Finally Laid Bare in National Gutter Press Media?

Will the Venal Aberdeen-based VIP Paedophile Ring that Sexually Abused Hollie Greig and Other Special Needs / Disabled Children be a National Banner Headline too?

Will the Titled & High-Falutin Crown Office, Holyrood Nonce / Rent Boy Buggering Apologist, Enabler and Facilitator Panjandrums (Past & Present - [Operation Planet] ) be Exposed for Covering up (and Participating in) these Vile Crimes – along with Glasgow's Bent Media-Manipulating (Money-Laundering) Conspiracy-Ridden, Corrupt Scumster Solicitor Clique?

Can Plod Squad Nonceland be Trusted with this Investigation? Past Experience & Results Say 'NO'.

Will Valiant Welshman Robert Green be exonerated and pardoned for 'Doing the Right Thing' and Exposing the 'Untouchable' psycho / blood sacrifice / murdering Aberdeen Satanist Paedo Ring?

Will Scotland's Ill-Conceived 'Named Nonce' Project Actually Protect Children – or Just the Appointed Kiddie Fiddlers?

Will Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond ever Get a Six Pack? (and not Tennent's Lager)
Will the Scottish Herald ever Print the TRUTH?
Will Pigs Fly?

No Way – Not While this Corrupt Cabal of Scottish Rite Freemasons Rules the Roost.

More Power to the Likes of Educator Glenn Harrison & Lord Michael Evan Victor Baillie - 3rd Baron Burton (RIP) – a Singular Good Mason Possessed of a Moral Conscience Who was Silenced by Corrupt Fellow Masons viz Exposing the Truth of the Dunblane School Massacre Scandal and Cullen's Coverup - and Who Actually Shot Who.

http://www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk/2012/06/26/the-good-freemason-lord-burton/

For the record: The scumbag who silenced Lord Burton with a tantrum display of fist-to-table banging in the House of Lords was none other than Masonic Speculative Society 'Friend of QVS' – Scotland's Lord Advocate, Baron Peter 'Lovrat' Fraser of Carmyllie – the self-same grossly overweight slug who conspired to ignore sore thumb Whodunnit evidence viz the Lockerbie bombing that implicated a rogue Drugs-4-Arms CIA black ops crew and instead indicted a couple of Libyan patsies.

Fraser, like Lord Burton - albeit morally poles apart - (Burton was no kiddie-buggering nonce) were both life-long Practitioners of The Craft and members of Edinburgh's Grand Lodge of Free & Incontinent Masons.

Prior to his death Lord Burton confided that it was unfair for Freemasonry in general to be held responsible for the likes of Hamilton being the local Dunblane paedo-pimp when the actual blame lies with Freemasonry's Speculative Society Law Lord clique and too the corrupt and corrosive toxic culture that has metastasised throughout the entire body of Nonceland's venal judiciary.

Rumour has it that in light of this resurrected Tartan Tadgers sodomy scandal, Dunblane's Queen Victoria School is to be re-named the St Sodom's Military Academy for Latter Day Catamites.

Do you live in Jimmy Krankie's SNP Fascist Scotland? Did you belong to the Dunblane Boy Scout troop? Were you ever groped by a gun-toting cross-dressing dog wanker nutter named Thomas Watt Hamilton? Have you ever been buggered by some bloke in a tartan skirt while boarding at QVS (local Laird / Sheriff / visiting VIP / BBC DJs / Prince Dobby)? Do you fancy a taste of Scotland's perverse sense of Alice in Wonderland topsy-turvy justice?

Send your comments using the online reply form below to name and shame the abusers and you could win a 12 month stay in one of Nonceland's penal institutes – just like Rob Green and Rusty.

A selection of your comments might be published, displaying your name and location – so Police Scotland's finest (sic) know where to kick the door in and serve the arrest warrant.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals – otters, voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, at the merest mention of a public media 'VIP Nonce Ponce Expose' a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted and the age of consent lowered to three years.

Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Military Knights of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together – and spin the yarn that the key to conflict resolution is via more conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).