In this New Year’s ‘Monarchical Abuse’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Royal scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career radicals who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial and view 2015 as the ideal moment in history to stage a repeat performance of the 1789 and 1917 iconoclastic revolutions that twice-wiped abusive regal dynasties from the pages of history.
A licence fee-funded BBC documentary described by insiders as highly critical of the Prince of Wales has been – like the Jimmy Savile and Hollie Greig paedo sex abuse expose scandals before it – shit-canned with extreme prejudice – in this instance following a 'personalised' bully boy visit to the Beeb's craven Director General, 'Bony Tony' Hall, by Chazzer's Clarence House Tonton Macoute 'Thug Squad' after Hall chose to ignore an earlier blackmail warning note nailed to his guard dog's head – a visit which left him suffering anxiety attack trauma and an unscheduled bowel movement.
The controversial programme - 'Reinventing the Royals' - which was due to air on primetime television this Sunday, goes one step further from the Kraut bloodline Saxe-Coburg-Gotha inbred mongrel clan of syphilitic sociopaths deceitfully renaming themselves Windsor – and investigates the unscrupulous media propaganda methods used by the Prince and QE2's minders to rehabilitate and sanitise his uxoricidal image following the blatant murder of Diana, Princess of Wales - and to integrate the-then Gorgonzilla Porker-Bowels - Chazzer's 'significant other' - into palace life and the public eye – a campaign dubbed with the cryptic codename of 'Operation Big Ear's Bit on the Side'.
Typically, Clarence House has gone into denial mode viz any pressure on Prince Dobby's part to block the programme - which has been a year in the making.
The footage includes a first-ever television interview with the whistle-blowing Sandy McSnitch, employed in the capacity of press secretary to Dobby at the time of Di and Dodo al Fayed's (and the wrongfully maligned Henri Paul) murders.
Even before the fatal staged accident in Paris' Pont de Alma Tunnel the clinically insane Chazzer was increasingly concerned that his image was ‘in tatters’ - while the self-centred Royal family were alarmed by the anti-monarchist sentiment that followed the Paris crash and the common herd demographic having the audacity to question the Royal's 'divine right' to kill off who the fuck they liked – or rather 'disliked'.
McSnitch relates in the programme that "Old Dobby was going off his rocker over being accused of setting up a fatal car accident to get shut of Di' – and shown up as a bad father and unloving husband. He really got a right cob on with the media, both domestic and international, fingering him as the emotionally disturbed psychotic - a middle-aged balding Mummy's boy who talks to fucking house plants and had a pet cactus called Ronnie – who gets wed to a beautiful gal like Di'. It's the old frog and a princess story in reverse – a real no-brainer as to who is going to get the positive media coverage.”
"After the wicked Windsors had Di and Dodo murdered, Dobby hired Mark 'Scumbags' Bolland from the Press Complaints Commission to act as the 'By Appointment' spin doctor for the Royal family – tasked with implementing a program of industrial strength damage control – primarily to repair Chazzer's battered image by concocting opportunities to display him not so much as the loony Royal Plant Whisperer but more of a concerned single parent and caring father."
In addition Bolland had the unenviable job of winning public acceptance for the three-bagger broomstick merchant the Prince described as the 'non-negotiable' fellatrix part of his life – the chain-smoking Royal Wrinkleness, Gorgonzilla Porker-Bowels, the now Duchess of Cornhole.
'Blackadder' Bolland was further charged with convincing Bald Willy and Harry Hewitt to believe the same as the rest of the stupid common herd – specifically the conjured news reports that it was the nasty paparazzi who had hounded their mother to death and not snuffed on the orders of their evil ex-Nazi Granddad, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros Twattenberg of Edinburgh – aka Virus Man.
Hence as Dobby is next in line to the throne we come to the ridiculous title of Fidi Defensor, which he will assume from QE2 when she either abdicates or croaks - and this is a patent worry to all good Christian souls in our once sceptred isle as he's not only a covert fudging bisexual and kiddie fiddler but a closet case Jew – privately circumcised in a 'brit milah' ritual by London's chief mohel, the Rabbi Shylock Snipcock – and in the habit of going round Broken Britain performing the ribbon cutting ceremonies at new synagogues.
So how does this constitutional joke work for the purported 'Defender of the Faith' of the Protestant Church of England?
Probably like much else these preposterous posing clowns get up to (and away with) via their pantomime costumed ceremonial rituals and acts of sheer brazen hubris. Same as a spot of wife-murdering – all Chazzer had to say was "who will rid me of this troublesome bitch?" - and there's MI5 right on the ball – ready and able to take a couple of hours off from blackmailing cabinet minister's over their Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square paedophile crimes and play part in another homicidal royal command performance.
Thus in one respect the pregnant Princess Di' was lucky she didn't find herself another assisted suicide case - propped up against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods, wrists slashed with a blunt gardening knife (so it would hurt more) and half a pack of Co-Proximol shoved down her throat – or worse still, padlocked inside a big black North Face holdall – or a Jill Dando style Increment Unit assassin's bullet in the side of her head.
But the rabid royals have been getting away with all kinds of criminal shit since 'forever' - such as Dobby now being immune from investigation of allegations he and his raving pederast pal Savile were guilty of buggering wee boy scouts up at the deviant DJ's Glencoe (Nonceland) hideaway.
Yet such is typical of the mongrel inbred gene line of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha psychopaths and we are mildly surprised the bat-eared Chazzer hasn't thrown another of his customary hissy fit bitch tantrums and not had (yet) James Hewitt snuffed – or tossed into some dungeon in the lower reaches of the Tower - for bonking Di' and getting her up the tub with the ginger mingin Prince Harry, aka the Royal Cuckoo.
But what the fuck did he expect of his fairytale princess bride – when he'd rather be bonking the kid's nanny, Tiggy Legge-Bourke, or rolling around in the fucking compost with old Wrinkles – the Botox-deficient Gorgonzilla Porker-Bowels.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 1 January 2015
Wednesday, 31 December 2014
Tory Sex Toy Ban Scam Revealed
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Following the annual release of documents from the UK’s National Archive, canny researchers working for the Daily Shitraker have uncovered confidential communications traffic between Number 10 Downing Street and the Home Office which reveal that former egocentric Conservative Prime Minister, Maggie Twatcher, considered banning not only the sale sex toys in the UK as revenge for the defeat of her despised poll tax – but making possession of such a criminal offence.
The inter-departmental memos expose the alarming fact that Mad Maggie took this crackpot legislation under consideration after she was personally lobbied by the anti-obscenity campaigner and ultra-prude, Constance Mary 'Bonkers' Shitehouse – aka the Menopausal Moral Marauder.
The crusading Shitehouse, a psychotic socio-political gay-bashing meddler who was dead set against liberalism in all forms and did her level best to halt the evolution of today's permissive society and the ubiquitous presence of hard porn – ran a 24/7 war of attrition against what she classified as moral decay and canvassed to bring back the Inquisition and burn porno peddlers, fudging sodomites and strap-on wielding lesbos at the stake.
Thus here we had a cringeworthy pair of trouts in their own singular rights – Twatcher and the censorial head banging Shitehouse - both dead set against promiscuity, infidelity, drinking 'and' violence on the telly – in fact any social activity associated with 'enjoying oneself' – including (don't laugh) watching Doctor Who – and in Shitehouse's case lobbying the BBC to ban Chuck Berry's #1 Christmas hit 'My Ding-a-Ling' for her perceived delusion of the song's masturbation innuendo.
Following Shitehouse's lead, Twatcher, in her menopausal ego-driven insanity, took time off from waging war on the Argies, the Miners, the Trade Unions and attempting to start World War Three with the Soviet Union – and sought to extract vengeance on the contemptible common herd (us / the tax-paying public demographic) for going into near revolution mode over her Community Charge (Poll Tax) and ordered her then Home Secretary, the kiddie fiddling dossier 'misplacing' 'Lecherous Leon' Brittan, to conjure up a strong case for banning sex toys under the terms of the 1959 Obscene Publications Act – which might be viewed as items likely to deprave and corrupt.
The despicable Brittan replied that many of the items in circulation were most objectionable, including strap-on dildos and twelve inch Jolly Giant Jackrabbit vibrators which could cause physical injury if stuffed up the incorrect orifice.
Physical injury eh - like a Tory cabinet minister's cock up a 9-year old orphan's back passage while he's strangling the poor little fucker to death over the side of a Dolphin Square bathtub.
Really, isn't this latest revelation of what goes on inside the warped Tory leadership's minds so typical of the killjoy policies of the Nasty Party – unless of course it involves blood sport fox hunting, shooting unarmed stags and equally defenceless grouse up in bonny Nonceland – or tossing freshly-deflowered orphans over the side of Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht as he sails around Jersey.
Twatcher and Shitehouse – a pair of pathological hypocrites out to make possession of a vibrating pocket rocket a criminal offence.
Yet in the same instance we have juxtaposed the Twatcher-led Tory scam of semi-clandestine support for the Paedophile Information Exchange and dropping the age of consent to four just to accommodate the perverted sexual fetishes of sodomite deviant MPs and their Masonic Civil Service pals.
Mind you, one thought of bonking Twatcher or Shitehouse would drive a bloke to serial onanism – hence it's little wonder their hubbies were both bisexual fudgers 'and' pederasts: nonce-ponce Dirty Denis and Erotic Ernie.
There again, for a pair of baggages who's never sexperienced a mega-nuclear orgasm then I suppose the thought of other women actually enjoying a good romp and getting their rocks off is repellent to them.
Slaggie Maggie herself was the product of being sexually molested from childhood by her Grantham grocer father – Alfie 'Groper' Roberts, a notorious untouchable sex offender and local Mayor – then a sexless existence with Deviant Denis – and the only products of their once-off doggy style shag being the larcenous Marky Mark (Embezzler by Appointment) and his moronic twin sister Carol of Klotsters.
And let's not lose sight of the fact that Maggie's parting gift to humanity was securing a knighthood for her great pal and perennial New Year party guest at Downing Street: Jimmy Savile – awarded for his services to the kiddie fiddling and necrophilia industries.
But this pair of broomstick jockey trolls were both 'damaged goods' who thought a blowjob was something to do with balloons. And that was the blinkered vision Twatcher, who believed Fellatio was an Italian opera singer and Cunnilingus an Irish airline.
Their cockeyed (sic) disdain for sex toys besides and typical Tory toleration of 'cottaging' - what would this prudish pair of grinches have made of the latter day al fresco sport of dogging, ménage à trois clusterfucks, suck n swallow 69 face sitting gamaruche sessions - and heaven forbid - mention of three-hole orgies – or the High Street's Boots cash chemist flogging little blue Viagra hard-on pills?
The same old story - our elected politicians and self-appointed moral watchdogs: know all and know fuck all.
Like it or not sex toys have a place in society – behind closed doors and in the privacy of one's own boudoir perhaps – but much mention is made of them from the days of yore – the dynastic empires of the Middle Kingdom (latterly the People's Marxist Utopia of China), of Egypt, of Persia, of the Indus Valley, of Greece, of Rome, of Byzantium and the Ottomans – dating back into pre-history when Mong, the post-Ice Age Cro-Magnon engineering innovator of rudimentary cave drainage techniques first struck on the idea of using a fossilised eggplant to pleasure his Neanderthal girlfriend when his 'mojo' wasn't functioning at 100% efficiency.
Facetious comment besides, Twatcher and Shitehouse should have been taken on a guided tour of the Shanghai-based Wanking Museum's collection of erotica – specifically the Tang dynasty phallic dildos and crab-claw clitoral stimulators - crafted from exotic hardwoods and ivory – plus the jade tongue rings worn by royal concubines and other noble stock females to enhance the dynamic and stimulus effect of their cock-sucking performances.
Thought for the day. Moralist of convenience Margaret Thatcher (aka Slaggie Twatcher) who finally died in 2013 – with her single claim to infamy being the fact she de-industrialised Britain and replaced the esteemed and respected prefix of Great with one of Broken - was one of the Tory MPs who voted to decriminalize homosexuality in the late 1960s – 'and' supported calls from the disgraced Paedophile Information Exchange child sex abusers club to lower the age of consent to four.
As for Mary Whitehouse, the hand of God ensured her hypocritical moral gallivanting came to an abrupt end in 1988 when she suffered a spinal injury in a freak accident fall and died, aged 91, at Abberton Manor Nursing Home in Colchester in the November of 2001.
The Moral Meddler now lies buried in Dedham's St Sodom's Churchyard cemetery, where her grave is regularly pissed and shit on by magpies, squirrels and foxes – and masturbated over by irreverent nocturnal passer-by drunks.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Following the annual release of documents from the UK’s National Archive, canny researchers working for the Daily Shitraker have uncovered confidential communications traffic between Number 10 Downing Street and the Home Office which reveal that former egocentric Conservative Prime Minister, Maggie Twatcher, considered banning not only the sale sex toys in the UK as revenge for the defeat of her despised poll tax – but making possession of such a criminal offence.
The inter-departmental memos expose the alarming fact that Mad Maggie took this crackpot legislation under consideration after she was personally lobbied by the anti-obscenity campaigner and ultra-prude, Constance Mary 'Bonkers' Shitehouse – aka the Menopausal Moral Marauder.
The crusading Shitehouse, a psychotic socio-political gay-bashing meddler who was dead set against liberalism in all forms and did her level best to halt the evolution of today's permissive society and the ubiquitous presence of hard porn – ran a 24/7 war of attrition against what she classified as moral decay and canvassed to bring back the Inquisition and burn porno peddlers, fudging sodomites and strap-on wielding lesbos at the stake.
Thus here we had a cringeworthy pair of trouts in their own singular rights – Twatcher and the censorial head banging Shitehouse - both dead set against promiscuity, infidelity, drinking 'and' violence on the telly – in fact any social activity associated with 'enjoying oneself' – including (don't laugh) watching Doctor Who – and in Shitehouse's case lobbying the BBC to ban Chuck Berry's #1 Christmas hit 'My Ding-a-Ling' for her perceived delusion of the song's masturbation innuendo.
Following Shitehouse's lead, Twatcher, in her menopausal ego-driven insanity, took time off from waging war on the Argies, the Miners, the Trade Unions and attempting to start World War Three with the Soviet Union – and sought to extract vengeance on the contemptible common herd (us / the tax-paying public demographic) for going into near revolution mode over her Community Charge (Poll Tax) and ordered her then Home Secretary, the kiddie fiddling dossier 'misplacing' 'Lecherous Leon' Brittan, to conjure up a strong case for banning sex toys under the terms of the 1959 Obscene Publications Act – which might be viewed as items likely to deprave and corrupt.
The despicable Brittan replied that many of the items in circulation were most objectionable, including strap-on dildos and twelve inch Jolly Giant Jackrabbit vibrators which could cause physical injury if stuffed up the incorrect orifice.
Physical injury eh - like a Tory cabinet minister's cock up a 9-year old orphan's back passage while he's strangling the poor little fucker to death over the side of a Dolphin Square bathtub.
Really, isn't this latest revelation of what goes on inside the warped Tory leadership's minds so typical of the killjoy policies of the Nasty Party – unless of course it involves blood sport fox hunting, shooting unarmed stags and equally defenceless grouse up in bonny Nonceland – or tossing freshly-deflowered orphans over the side of Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht as he sails around Jersey.
Twatcher and Shitehouse – a pair of pathological hypocrites out to make possession of a vibrating pocket rocket a criminal offence.
Yet in the same instance we have juxtaposed the Twatcher-led Tory scam of semi-clandestine support for the Paedophile Information Exchange and dropping the age of consent to four just to accommodate the perverted sexual fetishes of sodomite deviant MPs and their Masonic Civil Service pals.
Mind you, one thought of bonking Twatcher or Shitehouse would drive a bloke to serial onanism – hence it's little wonder their hubbies were both bisexual fudgers 'and' pederasts: nonce-ponce Dirty Denis and Erotic Ernie.
There again, for a pair of baggages who's never sexperienced a mega-nuclear orgasm then I suppose the thought of other women actually enjoying a good romp and getting their rocks off is repellent to them.
Slaggie Maggie herself was the product of being sexually molested from childhood by her Grantham grocer father – Alfie 'Groper' Roberts, a notorious untouchable sex offender and local Mayor – then a sexless existence with Deviant Denis – and the only products of their once-off doggy style shag being the larcenous Marky Mark (Embezzler by Appointment) and his moronic twin sister Carol of Klotsters.
And let's not lose sight of the fact that Maggie's parting gift to humanity was securing a knighthood for her great pal and perennial New Year party guest at Downing Street: Jimmy Savile – awarded for his services to the kiddie fiddling and necrophilia industries.
But this pair of broomstick jockey trolls were both 'damaged goods' who thought a blowjob was something to do with balloons. And that was the blinkered vision Twatcher, who believed Fellatio was an Italian opera singer and Cunnilingus an Irish airline.
Their cockeyed (sic) disdain for sex toys besides and typical Tory toleration of 'cottaging' - what would this prudish pair of grinches have made of the latter day al fresco sport of dogging, ménage à trois clusterfucks, suck n swallow 69 face sitting gamaruche sessions - and heaven forbid - mention of three-hole orgies – or the High Street's Boots cash chemist flogging little blue Viagra hard-on pills?
The same old story - our elected politicians and self-appointed moral watchdogs: know all and know fuck all.
Like it or not sex toys have a place in society – behind closed doors and in the privacy of one's own boudoir perhaps – but much mention is made of them from the days of yore – the dynastic empires of the Middle Kingdom (latterly the People's Marxist Utopia of China), of Egypt, of Persia, of the Indus Valley, of Greece, of Rome, of Byzantium and the Ottomans – dating back into pre-history when Mong, the post-Ice Age Cro-Magnon engineering innovator of rudimentary cave drainage techniques first struck on the idea of using a fossilised eggplant to pleasure his Neanderthal girlfriend when his 'mojo' wasn't functioning at 100% efficiency.
Facetious comment besides, Twatcher and Shitehouse should have been taken on a guided tour of the Shanghai-based Wanking Museum's collection of erotica – specifically the Tang dynasty phallic dildos and crab-claw clitoral stimulators - crafted from exotic hardwoods and ivory – plus the jade tongue rings worn by royal concubines and other noble stock females to enhance the dynamic and stimulus effect of their cock-sucking performances.
Thought for the day. Moralist of convenience Margaret Thatcher (aka Slaggie Twatcher) who finally died in 2013 – with her single claim to infamy being the fact she de-industrialised Britain and replaced the esteemed and respected prefix of Great with one of Broken - was one of the Tory MPs who voted to decriminalize homosexuality in the late 1960s – 'and' supported calls from the disgraced Paedophile Information Exchange child sex abusers club to lower the age of consent to four.
As for Mary Whitehouse, the hand of God ensured her hypocritical moral gallivanting came to an abrupt end in 1988 when she suffered a spinal injury in a freak accident fall and died, aged 91, at Abberton Manor Nursing Home in Colchester in the November of 2001.
The Moral Meddler now lies buried in Dedham's St Sodom's Churchyard cemetery, where her grave is regularly pissed and shit on by magpies, squirrels and foxes – and masturbated over by irreverent nocturnal passer-by drunks.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
WTF: Performance Bonus for Mass Fubar?
In today’s ‘Enhanced Travel Sickness’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from commuters, stranded tourists and generalised marooned wayfarers who are sick to the point of a vomitous death with the chaos and self-harm despondency frustrations involved in (attempting to) travel on Broken Britain's equally broken train services.
Now, to add insult to permanent injury, the shameless tosser responsible for the rail chaos that left millions of travellers along the East Coast line stranded and waiting overnight on crowded platforms over the Christmas holiday – (with many succumbing to frostbite, several dying of hypothermia and an undisclosed number committing suicide by slashing their own wrists with an Oyster card) - is to cop for a guaranteed £371,000 quid retirement bonus.
Robin 'Gray-Gone' Gisby, the brass necked exec' responsible for Notwork Rail's day-to-day maintenance and hence the catastrophic festive season engineering fubars and snafus, already rakes in a bloated £378,000 nicker per annum salary and is up to grab this publicly-funded extravagance – a £371,000 quid bonus - on top of the almost £1 million quid total pay and perks package - (which includes pension contributions of £148,000, a £300,000 “golden handcuffs” retention payment and annual bonus of £48,000) - he's pocketed for the 2013/14 financial year.
The not fit for purpose Gisby has been a director on the deadwood board of publicly-owned Notwork Rail since it was formed from the remnants (read 'ruins') of investor-shy Practical Pig Trains and Rattle-Track – both of which were liquidated in 2003 following the Baconsfield collision disaster.
While public fury rages at the affront of Gisby being awarded a £371,000 bonus, with calls for him to hang his head in shame – and perhaps go for the ritual seppuku option as way of apology – alike the penance acts of disgraced Japanese CEOs – the mass media are shouting that if he has anything resembling a social conscience then should refuse this 'non-performance' bonus – or donate it to Stranded – the destitute rail commuter's charity.
Candida Mingerot, campaigns director of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, opined to one gutter press hack from Train Wreck magazine that Gisby's pay packet figures were an outrage.
"For fuck's sake, this is chaos in motion – so what are these clowns playing at? Stevenson's Rocket ran a better service than this latter day fuck-up – even with a bloke waving a red flag walking (at a steady pace) in front of the locomotive."
"We've already has a damning report released in October which found the entire Notwork Rail maintenance program is £40 million nicker over-budget and months behind schedule – and more troubling still is the fact these tossers haven't got a clue about basic data on their own bridges and the thousands of trains delayed. Thus we reckon it's about time to re-brand Notwork with the more appropriately title of Snail Rail."
Meanwhile Rail Minister Claire 'Bonkers' Perry opened herself to widespread – and justified - ridicule after claiming there is “light at the end of the tunnel” for passengers.
What a fucking joke – a light indeed. Wake the fuck up Claire – it's another broken down train.
Yep, this is the self-same Tory MP that doesn't know the difference between the 'national debt' and the 'national deficit'. God fucking help us.
Writing in the Daily Shitraker, the delusional Perry, who was given her first government job in the summer reshuffle, claims only a minority of computers are unhappy with rail services and she was 'chuffed to little mintballs' with the network after travelling from London to Edinburgh last week on Nonce-Rail and Caledonian Creeper - then making the return journey with Sardine Mainline's Inter-Shitty service – with an overnight stop in Holyhead.
Juxtaposed with Notwork Rail's useless maintenance director Gisby, the actual company CEO, Mark Carnage had the brazen hubris to fob press hacks off with a statement of 'I've got far more important things to talk about than my pay packet'.
So fuck Carnage – we'll discuss his pay n perks arrangement since he joined Notwork Rail as chief executive in January this year, replacing Sir David Piggins - who moved along the corporate trough to the fatally flawed Slow Speed 2 project as executive chairman.
Now although his annual bonus is limited to a mere 20% of an outrageous £675,000 nicker salary, this cranks the aforesaid bonus up to £135,000.
And while we're on the subject of scum of the Earth shitbag corporate boardroom directors and CEOs let's have a few nasty septis-dipped needles stuck in the voodoo doll effigy of flabby arsed Better Crapital's head honcho, Jon 'Pig-Eyes' Moulton - founder and managing partner of Vulture Fund Investments who, assuming the role of God, has single-handedly delivered the Shitty-Link courier service into liquidation and made thousands of staff redundant on Christmas Eve – whose next post-festive season stop-off will be at their local Jobcentre, jostling in the queue with a horde of Polacks, vulgar Bulgars and other assorted eastern European pikey and gyppo types searching for non-existent employment.
Fat cat greedster Moulton informed a press hack from the Ripoffs Review that the 2,700 workers he's put out of a job will have to apply to the government for statutory redundancy pay as his Better Crapital are in the business of making money for investors and not a registered charity.
What a money grubbing, asset stripping dog wanker - especially so when he bought the ailing company for a mere £1 (one pound – no typo) just last year. How not to win a popularity contest. And to add insult to injury the parcel carrier will not now deliver and customers with orders stuck at Shitty Link's 53 depots across the UK were given just one day to collect their goods at their own expense.
Bev Titwank, a 16-year-old mother of three, hailing from Landfill Terraces in south London's notoriously unpleasant Slumborough Hamlets, was left with no option but to head out on Christmas Eve to collect a parcel containing the pair of new kidneys she'd ordered for her ailing Granny from Israel's Rabid Rabbi black market transplant organ syndicate – guaranteed 'teenage quality' and freshly harvested from some occupied West Bank Palestinian rock-chucking youth – and scheduled to arrive last weekend via Shitty-Link's premium next day transplant organ service.
"Wot an effin' ripoff that woz an' I'd bin savin' all me drug dealin' money up fer months ter buy them fer me Gran an' get her off that dialysis machine. I got the parcel home an' stuck it in the fridge cos there woz all this blood an' shit runnin' out of it. Then I opens it in the mornin' an' the fuckin' kidneys had gone rotten and woz stinkin' like week old roadkill – an' even me boyfriend's pit bull terrier shied off eatin' 'em.
Thought for the day. Regarding our once-sceptred isle's shagged rail system and privatised train services, hopefully that old tosser Dr Dickie 'Fat Fuck' Beeching is turning in his grave for the unforgivable crime of dismantling our stellar British Rail and reducing its legacy of Mussolini style 'on time' efficiency to the Third World mess of pottage it has now become.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Now, to add insult to permanent injury, the shameless tosser responsible for the rail chaos that left millions of travellers along the East Coast line stranded and waiting overnight on crowded platforms over the Christmas holiday – (with many succumbing to frostbite, several dying of hypothermia and an undisclosed number committing suicide by slashing their own wrists with an Oyster card) - is to cop for a guaranteed £371,000 quid retirement bonus.
Robin 'Gray-Gone' Gisby, the brass necked exec' responsible for Notwork Rail's day-to-day maintenance and hence the catastrophic festive season engineering fubars and snafus, already rakes in a bloated £378,000 nicker per annum salary and is up to grab this publicly-funded extravagance – a £371,000 quid bonus - on top of the almost £1 million quid total pay and perks package - (which includes pension contributions of £148,000, a £300,000 “golden handcuffs” retention payment and annual bonus of £48,000) - he's pocketed for the 2013/14 financial year.
The not fit for purpose Gisby has been a director on the deadwood board of publicly-owned Notwork Rail since it was formed from the remnants (read 'ruins') of investor-shy Practical Pig Trains and Rattle-Track – both of which were liquidated in 2003 following the Baconsfield collision disaster.
While public fury rages at the affront of Gisby being awarded a £371,000 bonus, with calls for him to hang his head in shame – and perhaps go for the ritual seppuku option as way of apology – alike the penance acts of disgraced Japanese CEOs – the mass media are shouting that if he has anything resembling a social conscience then should refuse this 'non-performance' bonus – or donate it to Stranded – the destitute rail commuter's charity.
Candida Mingerot, campaigns director of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, opined to one gutter press hack from Train Wreck magazine that Gisby's pay packet figures were an outrage.
"For fuck's sake, this is chaos in motion – so what are these clowns playing at? Stevenson's Rocket ran a better service than this latter day fuck-up – even with a bloke waving a red flag walking (at a steady pace) in front of the locomotive."
"We've already has a damning report released in October which found the entire Notwork Rail maintenance program is £40 million nicker over-budget and months behind schedule – and more troubling still is the fact these tossers haven't got a clue about basic data on their own bridges and the thousands of trains delayed. Thus we reckon it's about time to re-brand Notwork with the more appropriately title of Snail Rail."
Meanwhile Rail Minister Claire 'Bonkers' Perry opened herself to widespread – and justified - ridicule after claiming there is “light at the end of the tunnel” for passengers.
What a fucking joke – a light indeed. Wake the fuck up Claire – it's another broken down train.
Yep, this is the self-same Tory MP that doesn't know the difference between the 'national debt' and the 'national deficit'. God fucking help us.
Writing in the Daily Shitraker, the delusional Perry, who was given her first government job in the summer reshuffle, claims only a minority of computers are unhappy with rail services and she was 'chuffed to little mintballs' with the network after travelling from London to Edinburgh last week on Nonce-Rail and Caledonian Creeper - then making the return journey with Sardine Mainline's Inter-Shitty service – with an overnight stop in Holyhead.
Juxtaposed with Notwork Rail's useless maintenance director Gisby, the actual company CEO, Mark Carnage had the brazen hubris to fob press hacks off with a statement of 'I've got far more important things to talk about than my pay packet'.
So fuck Carnage – we'll discuss his pay n perks arrangement since he joined Notwork Rail as chief executive in January this year, replacing Sir David Piggins - who moved along the corporate trough to the fatally flawed Slow Speed 2 project as executive chairman.
Now although his annual bonus is limited to a mere 20% of an outrageous £675,000 nicker salary, this cranks the aforesaid bonus up to £135,000.
And while we're on the subject of scum of the Earth shitbag corporate boardroom directors and CEOs let's have a few nasty septis-dipped needles stuck in the voodoo doll effigy of flabby arsed Better Crapital's head honcho, Jon 'Pig-Eyes' Moulton - founder and managing partner of Vulture Fund Investments who, assuming the role of God, has single-handedly delivered the Shitty-Link courier service into liquidation and made thousands of staff redundant on Christmas Eve – whose next post-festive season stop-off will be at their local Jobcentre, jostling in the queue with a horde of Polacks, vulgar Bulgars and other assorted eastern European pikey and gyppo types searching for non-existent employment.
Fat cat greedster Moulton informed a press hack from the Ripoffs Review that the 2,700 workers he's put out of a job will have to apply to the government for statutory redundancy pay as his Better Crapital are in the business of making money for investors and not a registered charity.
What a money grubbing, asset stripping dog wanker - especially so when he bought the ailing company for a mere £1 (one pound – no typo) just last year. How not to win a popularity contest. And to add insult to injury the parcel carrier will not now deliver and customers with orders stuck at Shitty Link's 53 depots across the UK were given just one day to collect their goods at their own expense.
Bev Titwank, a 16-year-old mother of three, hailing from Landfill Terraces in south London's notoriously unpleasant Slumborough Hamlets, was left with no option but to head out on Christmas Eve to collect a parcel containing the pair of new kidneys she'd ordered for her ailing Granny from Israel's Rabid Rabbi black market transplant organ syndicate – guaranteed 'teenage quality' and freshly harvested from some occupied West Bank Palestinian rock-chucking youth – and scheduled to arrive last weekend via Shitty-Link's premium next day transplant organ service.
"Wot an effin' ripoff that woz an' I'd bin savin' all me drug dealin' money up fer months ter buy them fer me Gran an' get her off that dialysis machine. I got the parcel home an' stuck it in the fridge cos there woz all this blood an' shit runnin' out of it. Then I opens it in the mornin' an' the fuckin' kidneys had gone rotten and woz stinkin' like week old roadkill – an' even me boyfriend's pit bull terrier shied off eatin' 'em.
Thought for the day. Regarding our once-sceptred isle's shagged rail system and privatised train services, hopefully that old tosser Dr Dickie 'Fat Fuck' Beeching is turning in his grave for the unforgivable crime of dismantling our stellar British Rail and reducing its legacy of Mussolini style 'on time' efficiency to the Third World mess of pottage it has now become.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Saturday, 27 December 2014
QE2 Speech / Tsunami Memorial: Photo-Finish
In today’s ‘2004 Asian Tsunami Mass Murder Anniversary’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to Crap-View's television ratings website, the Christmas Day Queen's Speech versus the Boxing Day 2004 Asian Great Flood anniversary stats stand at a par – with seven-plus million tuning in to watch this pair of brain-addling distractions – then the whole caboodle switching channels to Mrs Brown's Foul-Mouthed Pikey Gang Xmas special - or Father Ted get collared by Operation Paedo Hunt plods when Mrs Doyle catches him logged in to the Vatican website and viewing a feast of altar boy kiddie porn images on his laptop.
What a pathetic state of affairs when over seven million sad twats haven't anything better to do than listen to this parasitic old paedo-protecting Kraut bloodline royal baggage prattle on about the fubar state of 'Our kingdom' (aka Broken Britain) – or watch north Sumatra's Aceh province and the Bay of Bengal coastlines get swamped in another staged docu-drama tear-jerker – and shake their heads in spiritual bewilderment at the capricious, callous whims of Mother Nature – or God – for causing the devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami that hit the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day in 2004 – wholly unaware in their ignoramus bliss that neither Nature or the mythic deity known as God / Jehovah / Allah / Krishna - or the Flying Spaghetti Monster were responsible.
Mind you there was fuck all on the telly that hasn't been screened a score and ten times previously – so perhaps QE2's pedantic pet talk and the Asian tsunami rehash were the only shite worth watching - but it sums up the mentality of the useless eating common herd when any old titbit of goggle box crap serves to distract and divert attentions from the real cause and effect issues that confront human existence: specifically the facts that QE2 doesn't give a flying fuck about any of the voting public demographic (specifically 'us') 'and' the 2004 Asian tsunami was as natural as Monsanto's genetically-modified Frankenfood chew and spew crops - a man made phenomenon.
Yep, and here we're talking about Operation Gladio style false flag scenarios – only this time the Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorists got a break and the blame was falsely slapped well and truly on the shoulders of Mother Nature and God.
Then we arrive at the question of "who the fuck is insane enough to kill an estimated 300,000 civilians just to achieve some geo-political / strategic advantage?"
And such speculation brings us to the age-old counter question of 'cui bono?' (who benefits) - and in this particular case the realistic 'usual suspect' candidates are the megalomaniac ZioNazi neo-con crazies out to bludgeon the whole world into submission with their endless money stream and wicked DARPA weapons – and force their New World Order down our throats – by conquest or consent.
This is accompanied by lashings of hypocritically sanctimonious and psychologically flawed dogma - disseminated 24/7 by their controlled mass media and the likes of Hollywood - striving as always to create a One World Government – the NWO - and finally complete the sinister agenda of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – whose basic tenet is to maintain American / Israeli 'ZioNazi' hegemony on a global scale: a control freak's wet dream.
Yep, the ZioNazi dominated Great Satan - the good ole US of America - a notorious cesspool of hypocrisy and injustice at the beck and call of the kikester money lender financial oligarchy and whose Project for a New American Century (read 'ZioNazi Protocols') is designed to achieve global control via their imperialist foreign adventures / wars of aggression.
This cabal of clinically insane ZioNazi neo-cons have deluded themselves into believing, post-Gulf War Mk 1 and the 9/11 false flag outrage, they are invincible and can get away with any fucking thing.
Basically this has its roots way back - as it all went to shit with the advent of Alamogordo / Trinity and the nuclear (weapons) age genesis – then Hiroshima – then the JFK assassination – then the fubar attempt to snuff Reagan and put Daddy Bush behind the Oval Office desk – with Rhodes Round Table's Billy Boy Clinton for a two term interim - – then Bush's moron son Dubya Shrub - and now this joke of an Indonesian Muslim 'Kunta Kinte' Bantu impersonator - with America's never-ending overdraft facility and limitless Rothshite bankster crime syndicate credit card – will go on playing the global hypocrisy bully unless the Oath Keeper hierarchy execute a military coup and dissolve the Presidency, the Senate and Congress, and start again from the roots up – just as Old Hickory would do – by criminalising the likes of AIPAC and the money-grubbing Federal Reserve in the process.
So what was this devilish Operation Gladio false flag game plan back in 2004, with Gulf War Part 2 already underway and knocking the living shit out of Iraq?
The target was the Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition – to take India out of the loop with the 'natural' destruction of their coastal Chennai nuclear power station in the southern state of Tamil Nadu – and US 'humanitarian aid' response, diving in to save the day – and leave India in hock to the Great Satan – and the IMF and World Bank – for the rest of time.
Hence to push their geo-political engineering games the US neo-con gang came up with a scam to deliberately cause an earthquake-less tsunami to open the door of opportunity for 'benevolent' (sic) military aid infiltration – the kind that never leaves – by detonating a couple of 20 megaton nukes in armoured pressure-proofed casings dumped on the seabed of the Sumatran Trench – and initiate a massive tsunami in that sector of the Indian Ocean that would tear arse up into the Bay of Bengal and take out – primarily – India's Tamil coastline Chennai nuclear power station and cause massive radioactive fallout damage.
Conversely, while leaving 300,000 dead in Aceh and along the Bay of Bengal coastlines, the tsunami failed to achieve its primary Chennai nuclear plant destruction objective – but a scam that was revisited in entirety in 2011 with the Japanese Fuckupshima Daini nuclear power station disaster when they revised calculations and upped the megaton yield ante from 20 to 50 (hey and why not – they almost got away with it the first time around, circa Boxing Day 2004 – and who the fuck would start playing 'dot to dot' and join these aberrant factors together?).
So, now we come to Sceptic's Corner, and here's the conundrum – the paradox and clincher. Was it a couple of mega-nukes – or HAARP that caused the 2004 'and ' 2011 tsunamis?
One sector holds fast to the belief that both tsunamis were HAARP generated, as there were zero pre or after shocks recorded with neither of the earthquake-less tsunamis – while a parallel school of conspiratorial thought maintains the conviction that both the Sumatran Trench and Fuckupshima catastrophic tidal waves were generated by the detonations of a pair of deep sea bottomed 20 or 50 MT nukes.
Now that is the multi-megaton question, is it not. And of course such delusions are the grist of bonkers conspiracy theorists – and that too I might well agree with – apart from one subtle – and quite alarming singular, stumbling block factor.
A certain canny weblogger named Aussie Bloke (er – not his real name) had in May of 2004 – seven months prior to the devastating / calamitous event – a grip on half the plot and intent - that a 'use by date expired' US Navy submarine had been bottomed in the North Western Pacific, with two 20 megaton thermonuclear bombs aboard, which when simultaneously detonated by VLF undersea radio wave command would produce the desired effect and swamp Chinese, Korean and Japanese coastal areas – with US military 'relief forces' standing by in Guam ready to sail and dish out mobs of Lady Bountiful 'humanitarian relief' – which did precisely occur when the zero pre or after shocks non-earthquake and calamitous tsunami 'event' occurred in the Sumatran Trench on Boxing Day that same year.
Of course, Aussie Bloke might well have been spot on too with his original prediction back in 2004 – as the March 2011 non-earthquake / tsunami 'incident' did take out the Tōhoku / Pacific coastal region of Japan's Honshu Island – 'and' the Fuckupshima Daini Nuclear Power plant – all attributed to a super intensity mega- quake that measured Magnitude 9 on the Bullshit Scale.
Okay, now for the nukes vs HAARP dead give-aways:
Unlike Japan's Fuckupshima reactors, India's Chennai plant was built to withstand a tsunami – even though the Bay of Bengal had never before experienced a tsunami in recorded history. Hmmm, a spot of astute Indian clairvoyance on that score.
Next, the big trick was to convince a global public audience and canny beards and anoraks with more degrees than an industrial thermometer that a Richter 6.4 earthquake on 26th December 2004 created a massive tidal wave powerful enough to murder 300,000+ people, while the infinitely more powerful Richter 8.7 earthquake on 28th March 2005 barely rippled the waters of the Indian Ocean.
Banda Aceh, at the northern tip of Sumatra, and the first in the line of devastation of the raging tsunami experienced the failure of all electrical appliances and telephone system switchboards – including gasoline engine vehicles prior to the first tidal wave hitting the town – the blatant signature of the electromagnetic pulse from a large thermonuclear weapon.
For the record, the energy released on the Earth's surface only (ME, which is the seismic potential for damage) by the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami is estimated at 1.1×1017 joules - or 26 megatons of TNT – just the right parameters for a United States B-41 three-stage nuke.
At a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing in January 2005 on her appointment by Dubya Bush to the post of Secretary of State, Condo-sleeza Rice made a most arrogant remark when she declared that the so-recent Asian Boxing Day tsunami had delivered a 'veritable wake up punch' to the regional powers (read India / warning) and constituted a wonderful opportunity which has paid great dividends for the United States – for meddling and manipulation, no doubt.
Hmmm, little wonder there is a burgeoning global market for US stars and stripes door mats and toilet paper – and too the same embellished with the ZioNazi's Israeli Magen David / Star of David pennon.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to Crap-View's television ratings website, the Christmas Day Queen's Speech versus the Boxing Day 2004 Asian Great Flood anniversary stats stand at a par – with seven-plus million tuning in to watch this pair of brain-addling distractions – then the whole caboodle switching channels to Mrs Brown's Foul-Mouthed Pikey Gang Xmas special - or Father Ted get collared by Operation Paedo Hunt plods when Mrs Doyle catches him logged in to the Vatican website and viewing a feast of altar boy kiddie porn images on his laptop.
What a pathetic state of affairs when over seven million sad twats haven't anything better to do than listen to this parasitic old paedo-protecting Kraut bloodline royal baggage prattle on about the fubar state of 'Our kingdom' (aka Broken Britain) – or watch north Sumatra's Aceh province and the Bay of Bengal coastlines get swamped in another staged docu-drama tear-jerker – and shake their heads in spiritual bewilderment at the capricious, callous whims of Mother Nature – or God – for causing the devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami that hit the Indian Ocean on Boxing Day in 2004 – wholly unaware in their ignoramus bliss that neither Nature or the mythic deity known as God / Jehovah / Allah / Krishna - or the Flying Spaghetti Monster were responsible.
Mind you there was fuck all on the telly that hasn't been screened a score and ten times previously – so perhaps QE2's pedantic pet talk and the Asian tsunami rehash were the only shite worth watching - but it sums up the mentality of the useless eating common herd when any old titbit of goggle box crap serves to distract and divert attentions from the real cause and effect issues that confront human existence: specifically the facts that QE2 doesn't give a flying fuck about any of the voting public demographic (specifically 'us') 'and' the 2004 Asian tsunami was as natural as Monsanto's genetically-modified Frankenfood chew and spew crops - a man made phenomenon.
Yep, and here we're talking about Operation Gladio style false flag scenarios – only this time the Muslim Jolly Jihad terrorists got a break and the blame was falsely slapped well and truly on the shoulders of Mother Nature and God.
Then we arrive at the question of "who the fuck is insane enough to kill an estimated 300,000 civilians just to achieve some geo-political / strategic advantage?"
And such speculation brings us to the age-old counter question of 'cui bono?' (who benefits) - and in this particular case the realistic 'usual suspect' candidates are the megalomaniac ZioNazi neo-con crazies out to bludgeon the whole world into submission with their endless money stream and wicked DARPA weapons – and force their New World Order down our throats – by conquest or consent.
This is accompanied by lashings of hypocritically sanctimonious and psychologically flawed dogma - disseminated 24/7 by their controlled mass media and the likes of Hollywood - striving as always to create a One World Government – the NWO - and finally complete the sinister agenda of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – whose basic tenet is to maintain American / Israeli 'ZioNazi' hegemony on a global scale: a control freak's wet dream.
Yep, the ZioNazi dominated Great Satan - the good ole US of America - a notorious cesspool of hypocrisy and injustice at the beck and call of the kikester money lender financial oligarchy and whose Project for a New American Century (read 'ZioNazi Protocols') is designed to achieve global control via their imperialist foreign adventures / wars of aggression.
This cabal of clinically insane ZioNazi neo-cons have deluded themselves into believing, post-Gulf War Mk 1 and the 9/11 false flag outrage, they are invincible and can get away with any fucking thing.
Basically this has its roots way back - as it all went to shit with the advent of Alamogordo / Trinity and the nuclear (weapons) age genesis – then Hiroshima – then the JFK assassination – then the fubar attempt to snuff Reagan and put Daddy Bush behind the Oval Office desk – with Rhodes Round Table's Billy Boy Clinton for a two term interim - – then Bush's moron son Dubya Shrub - and now this joke of an Indonesian Muslim 'Kunta Kinte' Bantu impersonator - with America's never-ending overdraft facility and limitless Rothshite bankster crime syndicate credit card – will go on playing the global hypocrisy bully unless the Oath Keeper hierarchy execute a military coup and dissolve the Presidency, the Senate and Congress, and start again from the roots up – just as Old Hickory would do – by criminalising the likes of AIPAC and the money-grubbing Federal Reserve in the process.
So what was this devilish Operation Gladio false flag game plan back in 2004, with Gulf War Part 2 already underway and knocking the living shit out of Iraq?
The target was the Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition – to take India out of the loop with the 'natural' destruction of their coastal Chennai nuclear power station in the southern state of Tamil Nadu – and US 'humanitarian aid' response, diving in to save the day – and leave India in hock to the Great Satan – and the IMF and World Bank – for the rest of time.
Hence to push their geo-political engineering games the US neo-con gang came up with a scam to deliberately cause an earthquake-less tsunami to open the door of opportunity for 'benevolent' (sic) military aid infiltration – the kind that never leaves – by detonating a couple of 20 megaton nukes in armoured pressure-proofed casings dumped on the seabed of the Sumatran Trench – and initiate a massive tsunami in that sector of the Indian Ocean that would tear arse up into the Bay of Bengal and take out – primarily – India's Tamil coastline Chennai nuclear power station and cause massive radioactive fallout damage.
Conversely, while leaving 300,000 dead in Aceh and along the Bay of Bengal coastlines, the tsunami failed to achieve its primary Chennai nuclear plant destruction objective – but a scam that was revisited in entirety in 2011 with the Japanese Fuckupshima Daini nuclear power station disaster when they revised calculations and upped the megaton yield ante from 20 to 50 (hey and why not – they almost got away with it the first time around, circa Boxing Day 2004 – and who the fuck would start playing 'dot to dot' and join these aberrant factors together?).
So, now we come to Sceptic's Corner, and here's the conundrum – the paradox and clincher. Was it a couple of mega-nukes – or HAARP that caused the 2004 'and ' 2011 tsunamis?
One sector holds fast to the belief that both tsunamis were HAARP generated, as there were zero pre or after shocks recorded with neither of the earthquake-less tsunamis – while a parallel school of conspiratorial thought maintains the conviction that both the Sumatran Trench and Fuckupshima catastrophic tidal waves were generated by the detonations of a pair of deep sea bottomed 20 or 50 MT nukes.
Now that is the multi-megaton question, is it not. And of course such delusions are the grist of bonkers conspiracy theorists – and that too I might well agree with – apart from one subtle – and quite alarming singular, stumbling block factor.
A certain canny weblogger named Aussie Bloke (er – not his real name) had in May of 2004 – seven months prior to the devastating / calamitous event – a grip on half the plot and intent - that a 'use by date expired' US Navy submarine had been bottomed in the North Western Pacific, with two 20 megaton thermonuclear bombs aboard, which when simultaneously detonated by VLF undersea radio wave command would produce the desired effect and swamp Chinese, Korean and Japanese coastal areas – with US military 'relief forces' standing by in Guam ready to sail and dish out mobs of Lady Bountiful 'humanitarian relief' – which did precisely occur when the zero pre or after shocks non-earthquake and calamitous tsunami 'event' occurred in the Sumatran Trench on Boxing Day that same year.
Of course, Aussie Bloke might well have been spot on too with his original prediction back in 2004 – as the March 2011 non-earthquake / tsunami 'incident' did take out the Tōhoku / Pacific coastal region of Japan's Honshu Island – 'and' the Fuckupshima Daini Nuclear Power plant – all attributed to a super intensity mega- quake that measured Magnitude 9 on the Bullshit Scale.
Okay, now for the nukes vs HAARP dead give-aways:
Unlike Japan's Fuckupshima reactors, India's Chennai plant was built to withstand a tsunami – even though the Bay of Bengal had never before experienced a tsunami in recorded history. Hmmm, a spot of astute Indian clairvoyance on that score.
Next, the big trick was to convince a global public audience and canny beards and anoraks with more degrees than an industrial thermometer that a Richter 6.4 earthquake on 26th December 2004 created a massive tidal wave powerful enough to murder 300,000+ people, while the infinitely more powerful Richter 8.7 earthquake on 28th March 2005 barely rippled the waters of the Indian Ocean.
Banda Aceh, at the northern tip of Sumatra, and the first in the line of devastation of the raging tsunami experienced the failure of all electrical appliances and telephone system switchboards – including gasoline engine vehicles prior to the first tidal wave hitting the town – the blatant signature of the electromagnetic pulse from a large thermonuclear weapon.
For the record, the energy released on the Earth's surface only (ME, which is the seismic potential for damage) by the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake and tsunami is estimated at 1.1×1017 joules - or 26 megatons of TNT – just the right parameters for a United States B-41 three-stage nuke.
At a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing in January 2005 on her appointment by Dubya Bush to the post of Secretary of State, Condo-sleeza Rice made a most arrogant remark when she declared that the so-recent Asian Boxing Day tsunami had delivered a 'veritable wake up punch' to the regional powers (read India / warning) and constituted a wonderful opportunity which has paid great dividends for the United States – for meddling and manipulation, no doubt.
Hmmm, little wonder there is a burgeoning global market for US stars and stripes door mats and toilet paper – and too the same embellished with the ZioNazi's Israeli Magen David / Star of David pennon.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 26 December 2014
UK Gov Fears for Jordan Pilot. Why?
Today's festive season bullshit edition brings readers the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In a statement riddled with the airs of hypocrisy now so customary to every fucking thing the Conservative 'Nasty Party' say or do, their intellectually-challenged stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, has expressed 'deep concerns' for the safety and welfare of a Royal Jordanian Air Force fighter pilot – the 26-year-old First Lieutenant Mu'ath Safi Yousef al-Kaseasbeh (nickname 'Lucky') - reportedly shot down with a heat-seeking missile near the city of Raqqa on Wednesday by a front line unit of unwashed and barbaric ISIS death cult mujahadeen jihadists while on a bombing mission - and who is going to miss out on Santa Claus dropping down the chimney and Christmas dinner back home in Amman with his wife and family.
Que? WTF? Excuse me, Mr 'Not So Lucky' Jordanian pilot is a Muslim - they do not celebrate Xmas, you dumb twat Hammond.
Hmmm, 'deep concern' eh. Pity the moronic Hammond didn't think to express a modicum of 'deep concern' for the hapless non-combatant women and children – aka the 'collateral damage' victims – that have had their Christmas festivities totally fucked up by the Jordanian pilot's missiles and bombs – plus being strafed with streams of 20mm rounds from his aircraft's M61 A1 Vulcan electric Gatling gun system.
For Christ's sake, he's now a prisoner of war and gonna end up – 'if lucky' and the statutes of the Geneva Convention apply – in an ISIS Caliphate version of Stalag Luft XVII – or if not so lucky, with his head sawn off with a cheapo Argos brand kitchen knife by Jihadi John and his fellow Beatles.
To keep the record straight, let's belay this one-sided 'ISIS - Bad Guys / ZioNazi Coalition - Good Guys' argument before it even gets underway as the air forces of Jordan, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and the rogue illegal state of Israel have - along with the US of A, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, the Netherlands and Broken Britain have carried out hundreds of air strikes on ISIS-held territory and ground forces in Syria and Iraq over the past three months – with the majority of targets being in and around Raqqa, the now de facto capital of their Caliphate (which the ISIS Mossad-trained hierarchy proclaimed in June) getting bombarded with a diabolical pick n mix selection Willy Pete, cluster bombs and nasty DIME and depleted uranium munitions.
Then to add brass necked cheek to brazen hubris we've got the equally duplicitous United Nations issuing 'demands' no less for the 'humane treatment' of this aforesaid pilot – who is not fit for purpose and deserved to get his useless arse shot down if he can't steer an F16 Fighting Falcon around a barrage of flack and dodge the odd shoulder-fired GTAM Shitstreak or Shitehawk missile.
Casting further confusion and muddle to the already conflicting reports and all-round media propaganda, we have a stream of duplicitous crap from the good ole US of A that, first off, this cockeyed ISIS Caliphate are the most dangerous threat to Western civilisation (sic) and life across the expanse of the known Universe – and mere steps away from being a nuclear power and showering every fucker and their dog with radioactive dirty bombs. Then in the next hypocritical breath, the Pentagon and CIA issue a statement that ISIS didn't shoot down the Jordanian Air Force F-16 for they don't have the firepower capabilities as their Mossad / Qatar / Saudi arms suppliers (read US of A) haven't given then any Stingers – yet.
Mind you, when we have this joke of a White House cuckoo, the bogus African (read Indonesian Muslim) Barky Hussein O'Barmy, a raving faggot coke snorter, married to the blatantly transvestite 'Muscles Mike' (Michelle LaVaughn Robinson) and parading Malia and Sasha – this pair of Moroccan coonberry adopted velcohead 'daughters' for the public image factor, then reality and truth have a cat in hell's chance of winning the day.
But with the O'Barmy gang, all is falsity: counterfeit and forgery. The man and the Presidency are as fake as Michelle's hormone-induced tits.
The BBC's Ron Putz in 'far from the front line action' Beirut claims the latest news will raise concern among the Gulf Arab ZioNazi stooge coalition states about the level of armament available to the militants - and the non-existent defensive measures deployed by their 'sitting duck' fighter jets – and may further diminish the appetite of these aforesaid oil and gas rich nations to take part in such operations.
Yeah right. Yer win some , yer lose some. Get over it. Only another over-priced $165 million bucks per fucking jet for Christ's sake. Ask Israel's PM Bobo Nuttyahoo for a replacement as Jordanian King Abdullah and his Cannon Fodder air force pilots are expediting the Zionist's Greater Israel land grab agenda with their participation in this latest illegal war of aggression against Syria's al Assad regime.
Thought for the day. One might cogitate, however briefly, on the waste of time pondering what the fuck a Jordanian pilot is doing bombing ISIS terrorists in Syria or Iraq – but as every fucker and their dog – the US / Israel / UK / European ZioNazi stooges / Qatar / Saudi / UAE – and ISIS included – seem hell bent on ousting President Basher al Assad and balkanising the entire Tigris / Euphrates region as a snub to Russia and China then why fucking bother.
By the same order of logic, why the fuck is Broken Britain – this joke of a Nasty Party-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government getting involved in foreign neo-colonial military misadventures – much as Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's New Labour crowd did – when they can't even sort out the problems at home?
Bollocks, the answer lies somewhere in the complex web referred to as 'human nature' and the propensity for meddling in things we don't understand. So just let them get on with this latest razor's edge / tightrope game – as per the Third Force / Fifth Column meddling in Ukraine - which is headed towards a Happy New Year's tactical nuclear devastation stalemate – then it will be bye-bye Great Satan / bye-bye Israel.
So fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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In a statement riddled with the airs of hypocrisy now so customary to every fucking thing the Conservative 'Nasty Party' say or do, their intellectually-challenged stooge of a Foreign Secretary, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, has expressed 'deep concerns' for the safety and welfare of a Royal Jordanian Air Force fighter pilot – the 26-year-old First Lieutenant Mu'ath Safi Yousef al-Kaseasbeh (nickname 'Lucky') - reportedly shot down with a heat-seeking missile near the city of Raqqa on Wednesday by a front line unit of unwashed and barbaric ISIS death cult mujahadeen jihadists while on a bombing mission - and who is going to miss out on Santa Claus dropping down the chimney and Christmas dinner back home in Amman with his wife and family.
Que? WTF? Excuse me, Mr 'Not So Lucky' Jordanian pilot is a Muslim - they do not celebrate Xmas, you dumb twat Hammond.
Hmmm, 'deep concern' eh. Pity the moronic Hammond didn't think to express a modicum of 'deep concern' for the hapless non-combatant women and children – aka the 'collateral damage' victims – that have had their Christmas festivities totally fucked up by the Jordanian pilot's missiles and bombs – plus being strafed with streams of 20mm rounds from his aircraft's M61 A1 Vulcan electric Gatling gun system.
For Christ's sake, he's now a prisoner of war and gonna end up – 'if lucky' and the statutes of the Geneva Convention apply – in an ISIS Caliphate version of Stalag Luft XVII – or if not so lucky, with his head sawn off with a cheapo Argos brand kitchen knife by Jihadi John and his fellow Beatles.
To keep the record straight, let's belay this one-sided 'ISIS - Bad Guys / ZioNazi Coalition - Good Guys' argument before it even gets underway as the air forces of Jordan, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and the rogue illegal state of Israel have - along with the US of A, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, the Netherlands and Broken Britain have carried out hundreds of air strikes on ISIS-held territory and ground forces in Syria and Iraq over the past three months – with the majority of targets being in and around Raqqa, the now de facto capital of their Caliphate (which the ISIS Mossad-trained hierarchy proclaimed in June) getting bombarded with a diabolical pick n mix selection Willy Pete, cluster bombs and nasty DIME and depleted uranium munitions.
Then to add brass necked cheek to brazen hubris we've got the equally duplicitous United Nations issuing 'demands' no less for the 'humane treatment' of this aforesaid pilot – who is not fit for purpose and deserved to get his useless arse shot down if he can't steer an F16 Fighting Falcon around a barrage of flack and dodge the odd shoulder-fired GTAM Shitstreak or Shitehawk missile.
Casting further confusion and muddle to the already conflicting reports and all-round media propaganda, we have a stream of duplicitous crap from the good ole US of A that, first off, this cockeyed ISIS Caliphate are the most dangerous threat to Western civilisation (sic) and life across the expanse of the known Universe – and mere steps away from being a nuclear power and showering every fucker and their dog with radioactive dirty bombs. Then in the next hypocritical breath, the Pentagon and CIA issue a statement that ISIS didn't shoot down the Jordanian Air Force F-16 for they don't have the firepower capabilities as their Mossad / Qatar / Saudi arms suppliers (read US of A) haven't given then any Stingers – yet.
Mind you, when we have this joke of a White House cuckoo, the bogus African (read Indonesian Muslim) Barky Hussein O'Barmy, a raving faggot coke snorter, married to the blatantly transvestite 'Muscles Mike' (Michelle LaVaughn Robinson) and parading Malia and Sasha – this pair of Moroccan coonberry adopted velcohead 'daughters' for the public image factor, then reality and truth have a cat in hell's chance of winning the day.
But with the O'Barmy gang, all is falsity: counterfeit and forgery. The man and the Presidency are as fake as Michelle's hormone-induced tits.
The BBC's Ron Putz in 'far from the front line action' Beirut claims the latest news will raise concern among the Gulf Arab ZioNazi stooge coalition states about the level of armament available to the militants - and the non-existent defensive measures deployed by their 'sitting duck' fighter jets – and may further diminish the appetite of these aforesaid oil and gas rich nations to take part in such operations.
Yeah right. Yer win some , yer lose some. Get over it. Only another over-priced $165 million bucks per fucking jet for Christ's sake. Ask Israel's PM Bobo Nuttyahoo for a replacement as Jordanian King Abdullah and his Cannon Fodder air force pilots are expediting the Zionist's Greater Israel land grab agenda with their participation in this latest illegal war of aggression against Syria's al Assad regime.
Thought for the day. One might cogitate, however briefly, on the waste of time pondering what the fuck a Jordanian pilot is doing bombing ISIS terrorists in Syria or Iraq – but as every fucker and their dog – the US / Israel / UK / European ZioNazi stooges / Qatar / Saudi / UAE – and ISIS included – seem hell bent on ousting President Basher al Assad and balkanising the entire Tigris / Euphrates region as a snub to Russia and China then why fucking bother.
By the same order of logic, why the fuck is Broken Britain – this joke of a Nasty Party-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government getting involved in foreign neo-colonial military misadventures – much as Tony 'Miranda' Bliar's New Labour crowd did – when they can't even sort out the problems at home?
Bollocks, the answer lies somewhere in the complex web referred to as 'human nature' and the propensity for meddling in things we don't understand. So just let them get on with this latest razor's edge / tightrope game – as per the Third Force / Fifth Column meddling in Ukraine - which is headed towards a Happy New Year's tactical nuclear devastation stalemate – then it will be bye-bye Great Satan / bye-bye Israel.
So fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 25 December 2014
UK Shoplifting Crime Rate Soars
In this morning’s 'Klepto's's Guide to Xmas’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Under this not fit for purpose fuck up of a Con-Dem / Libservative (call it what you might) Coalition government the UK's shoplifting crime rate has soared to astronomical proportions - a factor civic action groups collectively attribute to Broken Britain's depression-stricken jobless wilderness and the poverty-level slashing of welfare benefits by the likes of the Tory's train fare dodging / narcotic substance snorting Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne - and the insufferable Department of Works & Pensions Minister, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Met Plod Squad spokeswoman, WPC Chlamydia Mingerot, informed an all-party Parliamentary group on food poverty and hunger of the serious concerns that although there has been a reduction in almost every type of crime - apart from elevated child porn and paedo sexual offences by MPs and Tory cabinet ministers - what is being termed as 'survival shoplifting' has seen a 26% rise across the county as the common herd battle to cope with brutal welfare benefit cuts in the Nasty Party's austerity Britain.
It was further noted that there was no substantial 'peine forte et dure' or amercement penalty in place to serve as a deterrent, for if caught in the act then the police response sanction usually amounted to no more than a cant-loaded lecture and a 'remedial justice' slap on the wrist, plus saying 'sorry' - unlike certain Middle East Third World shitholes - and here the barbaric Wahhabist sect of the despotic regime of Saudi Arabia springs immediately to mind - where the inherent Islamic 'cruelty culture' ordains that hands get chopped off for stealing a mere crust. Yep, Sharia Law - what a wheeze. Gimmee dat ''Old Time Heathen Religion'.
WPC Mingerot's statistics revealed there were more than 21,000 extra thefts from stores across England and Wales, a near seven per cent hike in Pound Stretcher outlets alone - and up to last June there were a grand total of 321,014 recorded shoplifting crimes where penniless pensioners and hard up housewives had been caught virtually 'red-handed' (sic) in their local Greedy Grocer supermarket branch with a pork pie or insta-microwave dinner shoved down their knickers.
A report in this week's Kleptomaniac's Gazette reveals their recent street poll pinpointed the worst hit area up to the end of November as being south London's Skidrow Hamlets - with 37,680 reported thefts in that month alone - and all from Aleef's 24/7 corner shop at the junction of Scally Street and Muggers Lane.
Fellattia van der Gamm, of the Gussett Trust food bank, obviously one blessed with the gift of stating the fucking obvious, shared this little piece of moronic wisdom with a gutter press hack from Cannibal magazine: “One of the reasons for shoplifting is levels of unemployment, welfare benefits being cut and coping with the sky high cost of living - plus forking out the draconian bedroom tax - which suggests that perhaps this line of criminal activity is poverty or hunger-related.”
Nice one Fellattia, now go back to sucking your - er - thumb.
Citizens Advice Bureau director Mingeeter Dildodo related to media hacks that 50,000 extra shoplifting incidents were recorded around Manchester in the run-up to Christmas - with 'must have' bare essentials such as the latest cell phones, eye shadow, lip gloss, condoms and 'morning after' pills being pilfered from supermarket shelves rather than the customary bottles of 25 year old malt whiskey, Xmas trees, mince pies and turkeys.
Thought for the day. No need to apply 20/20 hindsight to this dilemma as things are gonna get a damn sight worse before they improve to any discernable degree.
So, job numero uno for the New Year - let's vote this useless shower of Tory / Lib-Dum shites out of Downing Street come the 7th of May, 2015.
Who to vote for that's any better? Fluck knows, but we were better off as a people under New Labour's one-eyed nonce ponce leader, the inept Gordon 'Incapability' Broon and his balancing the national books by popping down to the IMF's Payday Loan centre every Friday.
Or is it to be the indestructible Nigel Barrage and his UKIP troopers? They can't be any worse than what we have. In fact Wallace and Gromit could do a better job of running our once-sceptred isle than Posh Dave Scameron and his overpaid Nasty Party self-interest cohorts.
On the self-delusional 'bright side', a Merry Christmas to one and all - enjoy it while you can.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Under this not fit for purpose fuck up of a Con-Dem / Libservative (call it what you might) Coalition government the UK's shoplifting crime rate has soared to astronomical proportions - a factor civic action groups collectively attribute to Broken Britain's depression-stricken jobless wilderness and the poverty-level slashing of welfare benefits by the likes of the Tory's train fare dodging / narcotic substance snorting Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne - and the insufferable Department of Works & Pensions Minister, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Met Plod Squad spokeswoman, WPC Chlamydia Mingerot, informed an all-party Parliamentary group on food poverty and hunger of the serious concerns that although there has been a reduction in almost every type of crime - apart from elevated child porn and paedo sexual offences by MPs and Tory cabinet ministers - what is being termed as 'survival shoplifting' has seen a 26% rise across the county as the common herd battle to cope with brutal welfare benefit cuts in the Nasty Party's austerity Britain.
It was further noted that there was no substantial 'peine forte et dure' or amercement penalty in place to serve as a deterrent, for if caught in the act then the police response sanction usually amounted to no more than a cant-loaded lecture and a 'remedial justice' slap on the wrist, plus saying 'sorry' - unlike certain Middle East Third World shitholes - and here the barbaric Wahhabist sect of the despotic regime of Saudi Arabia springs immediately to mind - where the inherent Islamic 'cruelty culture' ordains that hands get chopped off for stealing a mere crust. Yep, Sharia Law - what a wheeze. Gimmee dat ''Old Time Heathen Religion'.
WPC Mingerot's statistics revealed there were more than 21,000 extra thefts from stores across England and Wales, a near seven per cent hike in Pound Stretcher outlets alone - and up to last June there were a grand total of 321,014 recorded shoplifting crimes where penniless pensioners and hard up housewives had been caught virtually 'red-handed' (sic) in their local Greedy Grocer supermarket branch with a pork pie or insta-microwave dinner shoved down their knickers.
A report in this week's Kleptomaniac's Gazette reveals their recent street poll pinpointed the worst hit area up to the end of November as being south London's Skidrow Hamlets - with 37,680 reported thefts in that month alone - and all from Aleef's 24/7 corner shop at the junction of Scally Street and Muggers Lane.
Fellattia van der Gamm, of the Gussett Trust food bank, obviously one blessed with the gift of stating the fucking obvious, shared this little piece of moronic wisdom with a gutter press hack from Cannibal magazine: “One of the reasons for shoplifting is levels of unemployment, welfare benefits being cut and coping with the sky high cost of living - plus forking out the draconian bedroom tax - which suggests that perhaps this line of criminal activity is poverty or hunger-related.”
Nice one Fellattia, now go back to sucking your - er - thumb.
Citizens Advice Bureau director Mingeeter Dildodo related to media hacks that 50,000 extra shoplifting incidents were recorded around Manchester in the run-up to Christmas - with 'must have' bare essentials such as the latest cell phones, eye shadow, lip gloss, condoms and 'morning after' pills being pilfered from supermarket shelves rather than the customary bottles of 25 year old malt whiskey, Xmas trees, mince pies and turkeys.
Thought for the day. No need to apply 20/20 hindsight to this dilemma as things are gonna get a damn sight worse before they improve to any discernable degree.
So, job numero uno for the New Year - let's vote this useless shower of Tory / Lib-Dum shites out of Downing Street come the 7th of May, 2015.
Who to vote for that's any better? Fluck knows, but we were better off as a people under New Labour's one-eyed nonce ponce leader, the inept Gordon 'Incapability' Broon and his balancing the national books by popping down to the IMF's Payday Loan centre every Friday.
Or is it to be the indestructible Nigel Barrage and his UKIP troopers? They can't be any worse than what we have. In fact Wallace and Gromit could do a better job of running our once-sceptred isle than Posh Dave Scameron and his overpaid Nasty Party self-interest cohorts.
On the self-delusional 'bright side', a Merry Christmas to one and all - enjoy it while you can.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 24 December 2014
UK Paedo Abuse Inquiry Sabotaged
In today’s festive season ‘Nonce Ponce Coverups’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Simon Danczuk, the crusading Labour backbench MP for nonce scandal-stricken Rochdale, who has led the calls for an all-encompassing 'statutory powers' inquiry into allegations of historic child sexual abuse by a gang of untouchable establishment paedophiles (royals, lords, Parliamentary politicos, civil service mandarins, Plod Squad perverts and local authority jobsworths) dating back to - and perhaps before - the signing of Magna Carta - this week opined to one press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the obstacles which have dogged the stalled six month old probe are deliberate gaffes and pitfall blunders purposely thrown into the spokes of the wheels of progress via the venal machinations of a clique of corrupt criminal elements in central Government and create a snafu cum fubar 'unworkable situation' to protect the high profile VIP shameless degenerate miscreants involved.
A letter leaked to alternative media at the weekend by Shitehall moles revealed that the Tory's Botox-deficient hermaphrodite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May, is in the process of conjuring up some viable excuse to disband the current leaderless inquiry panel, amid a catalogue of Biblical scale complications which have included the publicly forced resignations of two cringe-worthy 'establishment stooge' chairwomen after the election of the afore-mentioned conflict of interest broomstick merchants sparked a near flash mob riot situation, with abuse victims and civil rights groups protesting from the rooftops the fact that Pelindaba Dave Scameron's government was attempting to have the inquiry headed - or controlled - or overseen - by the very same dog wanking noncers and apologist shills responsible for the abuse - 'and' the repeated subversion of past police investigations.
Ron McScrote, leader of the 'Burn the Nonces' anti-pederast action group, and himself a victim / survivor of child sexual abuse while a resident at the Roman Catholic Church's St Sodom's Home for Latter Day Waifs and Strays in south London's Skidrow Hamlets, related to a reporter from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that the only people who wished to see the inquiry fail were the treacherous high and mighty establishment abusers themselves.
"Of course the twats want ter stall - an' better still sabotage - any inquiry inter the dirty doin's of their VIP Tapas Tea Party tosspots - this Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cabal wot's chocker block wiv Masons an' Templar wannabes an' Knights of Malta - as the trail leads straight back ter the centre of government an' the parasitic royal family - an' not forgettin' Broken Britain's security service scumsters presidin' over these kiddie care home brothels an' settin' up likely corruptible political an' diplomatic an' commercial candidates fer honey trap seduction an' blackmail opportunities by preyin' on the human frailty factor."
"Here yer dealin' wiv a network of high-profile owl worshippin' nonces, includin' politicians an' leadin' members of the judiciary, military, police an' security services - wiv the trail leadin' straight back ter Downin' Street an' the taxpayer-funded palaces of the rabid Royals - an' they're shittin' kittens that the effin' truth's gonna come out after all these years of coverin' it up cos of twats like old fatso Cyril Smith an' Jimmy Savile - an' a shitheap load more wot copped fer peerages an' knighthoods fer their paedo pimpin' activities."
"It's not just a matter of the scandalous rapin' an' sodomisin' of little girls an' boys on loan from local care homes but their ritual murders - and too those of whistleblowers past - and present. Cos accountability fer these venal crimes goes right ter the heart of the establishment - an' the paedo rings have their origins not in the actual House of Conmans an' the Lords doss pit but in Shitehall, wiv the career Civil Service wot's notoriously infested wiv all manner of bottom feedin' deviants an' BD/SM fetishists an' noncin' necrophiliac necromancers an' other proprietary brands of murmurating morons an' fudgin' occultists an' Devil worshipping scatsters hell bent on performin' ritual child sacrifices once they've shagged the poor little fuckers half ter death."
Also stepping best foot forward into the affray is John Mann, a campaigning Labour MP with an air of socio-political responsibility and moral conscience about him - and perhaps, like Simon Danczuk, a phenomenon as rare as hen's teeth in the House of Conmans den of iniquity - who has publicly disclosed that two whistle-blowers who threatened to expose an alleged VIP paedophile ring were murdered by Special Branch or MI5 thugsters - and most likely a joint op's hit team.
Mann, the MP for Bassett Hounds, has wisely learned from Geoffrey Dickens MP's fatal mistake - bypassing Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall and presented his doorstep wedge dossier to Operation Vermin detectives, which names 22 politicians – including six serving MPs and members of the House of Lords and the Royal family involved with the now-internationally notorious Westminster Dolphin Square / Elm Guest House / Cedra Court paedo rings - and the murder of the two whistle-blowers who had been ready to expose powerful society figure members of a pederast clique preying on defenceless underage boys from children’s care homes in Lambeth and Islington: the first being a Lambeth Council caretaker in 1989, and an Islington social worker in 1993.
The unnamed Lambeth caretaker had in his possession tapes of the ultra-violent ‘sex parties’ when he died in an apparent arson attack and threatened to expose a Labour shadow minister - with the establishment shill coroner returning a verdict of accidental death.
A second council employee from Islington, social services manager Bulic Forsythe, was found dead by fire fighters in his blazing flat in Clapham - his skull fractured by a heavy weapon - which resulted in a verdict - by the same coroner - of suicide: with rumours abounding that Islington council leader Mad Maggie Oppenslimer-Slodge had ordered the hit to cover up the brewing child abuse scandal which has dogged her - and rightly so - to the present day.
Here Forsythe's 'suicide' comes across as a concocted scenario with parallels to the 1997 'assisted suicide' / murder of Hollie Greig's Uncle Roy - to prevent him exposing the Nonceland / Aberdeen establishment paedophile rings that were - and still are - abusing (and sacrificing) special needs and disabled children in and around Granite City.
Thought for the day. One just has to agree with Danczuk's logical conclusion -that to all intents and purposes this is the way the Home Office inquiry pantomime looks from all angles of appraisal - deliberately sabotaged with malice aforethought by the very abusers and their Masonic secret handshake fraternity apologists / protectors that the so-called inquiry is supposed to investigate.
Career scumsters of the ilk of Lord Brian Mutton, ex Justice Sec' Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Baron Basil Whitewash - plus the equally repugnant and corrupt Sir Malcolm Rifkind - and not forgetting the pro-ZioNazi toad himself - ex Dolphin Square resident and Tory closet case Willy Vague - the diminutive craven tosser who 'controlled' the North Wales care homes / Bryn Estyn paedo abuse investigation on the say-so of his then-untouchable Masonic brotherhood 33rd Degree superior, Police Superintendent Gordon Anglesea - since arrested by Operation Pallial detectives on charges of historic child sexual abuse.
And that is one of the major problems with the paedo rings - the common corrupt thread that is woven throughout the entire weave of this debauched fabric is Freemasonry - royalty, executive, legislature, judiciary, social services, the fucking lot - and not fit for purpose politicos such as Iain Dunkin-Shit and Willy Vague - both failed Nasty Party leaders, past their expiry dates and still hanging around like a bad smell as they are the 'useful idiots' who never question their Master's voice.
So Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.
Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Simon Danczuk, the crusading Labour backbench MP for nonce scandal-stricken Rochdale, who has led the calls for an all-encompassing 'statutory powers' inquiry into allegations of historic child sexual abuse by a gang of untouchable establishment paedophiles (royals, lords, Parliamentary politicos, civil service mandarins, Plod Squad perverts and local authority jobsworths) dating back to - and perhaps before - the signing of Magna Carta - this week opined to one press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the obstacles which have dogged the stalled six month old probe are deliberate gaffes and pitfall blunders purposely thrown into the spokes of the wheels of progress via the venal machinations of a clique of corrupt criminal elements in central Government and create a snafu cum fubar 'unworkable situation' to protect the high profile VIP shameless degenerate miscreants involved.
A letter leaked to alternative media at the weekend by Shitehall moles revealed that the Tory's Botox-deficient hermaphrodite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May, is in the process of conjuring up some viable excuse to disband the current leaderless inquiry panel, amid a catalogue of Biblical scale complications which have included the publicly forced resignations of two cringe-worthy 'establishment stooge' chairwomen after the election of the afore-mentioned conflict of interest broomstick merchants sparked a near flash mob riot situation, with abuse victims and civil rights groups protesting from the rooftops the fact that Pelindaba Dave Scameron's government was attempting to have the inquiry headed - or controlled - or overseen - by the very same dog wanking noncers and apologist shills responsible for the abuse - 'and' the repeated subversion of past police investigations.
Ron McScrote, leader of the 'Burn the Nonces' anti-pederast action group, and himself a victim / survivor of child sexual abuse while a resident at the Roman Catholic Church's St Sodom's Home for Latter Day Waifs and Strays in south London's Skidrow Hamlets, related to a reporter from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that the only people who wished to see the inquiry fail were the treacherous high and mighty establishment abusers themselves.
"Of course the twats want ter stall - an' better still sabotage - any inquiry inter the dirty doin's of their VIP Tapas Tea Party tosspots - this Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cabal wot's chocker block wiv Masons an' Templar wannabes an' Knights of Malta - as the trail leads straight back ter the centre of government an' the parasitic royal family - an' not forgettin' Broken Britain's security service scumsters presidin' over these kiddie care home brothels an' settin' up likely corruptible political an' diplomatic an' commercial candidates fer honey trap seduction an' blackmail opportunities by preyin' on the human frailty factor."
"Here yer dealin' wiv a network of high-profile owl worshippin' nonces, includin' politicians an' leadin' members of the judiciary, military, police an' security services - wiv the trail leadin' straight back ter Downin' Street an' the taxpayer-funded palaces of the rabid Royals - an' they're shittin' kittens that the effin' truth's gonna come out after all these years of coverin' it up cos of twats like old fatso Cyril Smith an' Jimmy Savile - an' a shitheap load more wot copped fer peerages an' knighthoods fer their paedo pimpin' activities."
"It's not just a matter of the scandalous rapin' an' sodomisin' of little girls an' boys on loan from local care homes but their ritual murders - and too those of whistleblowers past - and present. Cos accountability fer these venal crimes goes right ter the heart of the establishment - an' the paedo rings have their origins not in the actual House of Conmans an' the Lords doss pit but in Shitehall, wiv the career Civil Service wot's notoriously infested wiv all manner of bottom feedin' deviants an' BD/SM fetishists an' noncin' necrophiliac necromancers an' other proprietary brands of murmurating morons an' fudgin' occultists an' Devil worshipping scatsters hell bent on performin' ritual child sacrifices once they've shagged the poor little fuckers half ter death."
Also stepping best foot forward into the affray is John Mann, a campaigning Labour MP with an air of socio-political responsibility and moral conscience about him - and perhaps, like Simon Danczuk, a phenomenon as rare as hen's teeth in the House of Conmans den of iniquity - who has publicly disclosed that two whistle-blowers who threatened to expose an alleged VIP paedophile ring were murdered by Special Branch or MI5 thugsters - and most likely a joint op's hit team.
Mann, the MP for Bassett Hounds, has wisely learned from Geoffrey Dickens MP's fatal mistake - bypassing Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall and presented his doorstep wedge dossier to Operation Vermin detectives, which names 22 politicians – including six serving MPs and members of the House of Lords and the Royal family involved with the now-internationally notorious Westminster Dolphin Square / Elm Guest House / Cedra Court paedo rings - and the murder of the two whistle-blowers who had been ready to expose powerful society figure members of a pederast clique preying on defenceless underage boys from children’s care homes in Lambeth and Islington: the first being a Lambeth Council caretaker in 1989, and an Islington social worker in 1993.
The unnamed Lambeth caretaker had in his possession tapes of the ultra-violent ‘sex parties’ when he died in an apparent arson attack and threatened to expose a Labour shadow minister - with the establishment shill coroner returning a verdict of accidental death.
A second council employee from Islington, social services manager Bulic Forsythe, was found dead by fire fighters in his blazing flat in Clapham - his skull fractured by a heavy weapon - which resulted in a verdict - by the same coroner - of suicide: with rumours abounding that Islington council leader Mad Maggie Oppenslimer-Slodge had ordered the hit to cover up the brewing child abuse scandal which has dogged her - and rightly so - to the present day.
Here Forsythe's 'suicide' comes across as a concocted scenario with parallels to the 1997 'assisted suicide' / murder of Hollie Greig's Uncle Roy - to prevent him exposing the Nonceland / Aberdeen establishment paedophile rings that were - and still are - abusing (and sacrificing) special needs and disabled children in and around Granite City.
Thought for the day. One just has to agree with Danczuk's logical conclusion -that to all intents and purposes this is the way the Home Office inquiry pantomime looks from all angles of appraisal - deliberately sabotaged with malice aforethought by the very abusers and their Masonic secret handshake fraternity apologists / protectors that the so-called inquiry is supposed to investigate.
Career scumsters of the ilk of Lord Brian Mutton, ex Justice Sec' Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Baron Basil Whitewash - plus the equally repugnant and corrupt Sir Malcolm Rifkind - and not forgetting the pro-ZioNazi toad himself - ex Dolphin Square resident and Tory closet case Willy Vague - the diminutive craven tosser who 'controlled' the North Wales care homes / Bryn Estyn paedo abuse investigation on the say-so of his then-untouchable Masonic brotherhood 33rd Degree superior, Police Superintendent Gordon Anglesea - since arrested by Operation Pallial detectives on charges of historic child sexual abuse.
And that is one of the major problems with the paedo rings - the common corrupt thread that is woven throughout the entire weave of this debauched fabric is Freemasonry - royalty, executive, legislature, judiciary, social services, the fucking lot - and not fit for purpose politicos such as Iain Dunkin-Shit and Willy Vague - both failed Nasty Party leaders, past their expiry dates and still hanging around like a bad smell as they are the 'useful idiots' who never question their Master's voice.
So Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.
Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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