In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ / impending Orwellian State edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The UK’s top law enforcement officer claims, with an air of unqualified arrogance, that the common herd voting demographic (us) must be prepared to sacrifice their freedoms online if they want to be protected from cyber-scrote criminals - and the type of Islamic Al Patsy Gang terror-bent Mossad-funded jihadists responsible for the 9/11 WTC outrage and the 7/7 false flag London Tube - and bus - bombings - which will include bestowing upon these unregulated security service authorities unbridled - and too unwarranted - access to private email and social media contents.
Speaking to a gutter press hack from the Scaremongers Gazette, the director general of the National Crime Agency, Keith Bristow - (yet another integrity-deficient political creature with no sense of the public good in mind, only the maintenance of a corrupt governing establishment totalitarian status quo: rabid parasitic Royals through the Satanist-Masonic sodomite / pederast infested Whitehall civil service, and including our morally bankrupt thug-ridden national Plod Squad) - warned that thanks to the likes of Julian Assange's WickedLeaks and Edward Snowden's act of betrayal 'truthsayer' revelations devastating public confidence in 'the system' and belaying government credibility to the marrow, Broken Britain’s biggest security threats must now become increasingly focused on the internet / cyberspace.
Furthermore, to Bristow's mind, the useless Con-Dem / Libservative coalition excuse of a government are not doing enough to filed teams of Trojan mice to launch problem-reaction-solution operations that will scarify and panic the public into believing that greater GCHQ snoop oversight of their online activity is necessary if they don't want ISIS turning up on their doorsteps, intent on raping their children and beheading Granny.
So Bisto - or Bristow - whatever this overweight pig-eyed bag of shite tosser is called - comes across as the type of twat who thinks wood grows on trees if he believes we, The People - (der untermenschen / peasants / common herd / sheeple) - are going to swallow - hook, line and sinker - this latest Stalinist control system approach of imposing - by public consent or 'Ultra Vires' stealth laws - a proposed panopticon 'short and curlies' surveillance stranglehold on the entire common herd demographic - and each other - in their evolving Orwellian / Kafakaesque paranoid psychotic control freak system.
Let us not overlook the fact that Bristow, founder of the West Mercia Halitosis Club, was a former welfare officer at Iraq's notorious Abu Ghraib 'Smiley Face' Torture Centre, who was hand-picked for the NCA top dog job by Chatham House back in 2011 but unable to take up the appointment until October last year due being on extended sick leave after his NHS-funded sense of humour transplant rejected him.
As to the insidious Communications Data Bill, it represents a social containment tool designed to target any fucker and their dog who dares point a canny e-cursor cyberspace finger at ranking government kiddie fiddlers - such as the cringing and despicable Leon 'Shredder' Brittan - or demand unbiased inquiries into Tony Bliar's war crimes - or Dr David Kelly's assisted suicide - or who really killed Cock Robin and set up the Sparrow as an NLP programmed patsy - or protests at the appointment of the conflict of interest likes of Baroness Butler-Sloshed or Mayor Fiona Woolf to head a national paedo abuse inquiry (with Woolf too busy to commence her task until 2015 due still waiting for the whitewash to dry on her current government scandal coverup).
This latest pro-fascist intrusion into personal privacy comes in the wake of 'Pelindaba Dave' Scameron's recent comments to the United Nations Assembly’s 69th annual session in New York viz non-violent terrorists - applying the unique Tory brand of bizarre logic to establish a connection between general disgruntlement with his government's piss poor performance and decapitated journalists.
The gospel according to Posh Dave claims that if a bunch of common herd oicks go into whinge mode over the Con-Dem coalition plagues of zero pay raises or winter fuel allowance cuts or the rising retirement age or bedroom taxes or unemployment or welfare benefits being slashed - then these complaints might well encourage some covert Bolshie, anarchist-minded sector of British society to take vigilantism into their own hands - and vote UKIP at the next election.
To wit, Scameron was quite precise viz the type of complaining that his Fabianist 'hidden hands' titled-elitist civil service Mandarin controllers and corporate crime syndicate Masters mean to make no-go areas. Specifically the ideology of extremism - which roughly translates as any fucker or their dog that questions government motives or disagrees with their self-interest policies - or claims 9/11 was an Israeli / Mossad construct - or criticises Israel's despicable war crimes treatment of their Palestinian victims - or dares questions the veracity of the Holohoax headcount - or demands a whitewash-resistant inquiry into historic - and current - child sexual abuse scandals - and the ranking aristocratic and political hierarchy offenders dragged before a court of law regardless of their high falutin Masonic secret handshake 33rd degree status - or advanced age or dementia / incontinence medical conditions.
While the moronic 'Snoop Dog' Bristow did not outline his detailed Kafkaesque plans to increase spying on web activity, the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity expressed concern that, while welcoming public debate viz surveillance of personal communications by the Plod Squad and MI5 / MI6 secret intelligence service Stasi, the government's intention to date is one of simply increasing its powers to allow unregulated data mining and trawl profiling of the entire population of our once-sceptred isle - all subject to zero democratic oversight.
Twat Watch's reaction follows comments made by the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May during the recent Conservative Party conference, in which she stated for the public record that the government’s 'I-Spy' Communications Data Bill – which is designed to eavesdrop on social networks and e-mail traffic communications between all web users – is essential for the UK’s national security - (read 'survival of the hierarchy's status quo').
And all to cover the corrupt criminal arses of their willing useful idiots and ranks of easily manipulated bribeable or blackmailable stooges, Britain is to be transformed into a high octane draconian police state, with our long-cherished basic liberties and freedom of speech falling under the political incorrectness / hate crimes / domestic terrorism category jackboot.
So, the Chicken Little conspiracy theorists, David Icke et al, have been right since Day One about this reptilian Satanist paedophile aristocracy that rules every aspect of public life in Broken Britain (globally, in fact) and are bent on an Agenda 21 extinction level event population cull of what they label as 'useless eaters' (that's us, folks).
Welcome to the Terror Dome. Fingers ready on the panic buttons for another round of high anxiety and hyper-hysteria. Prozac or whatever at hand to treat chronic cases of Oppositional Defiance Disorder suffered by critical thinking non-conformist rebels preaching a culture of anarchy.
To wit, henceforth, if the likes of Scameron, Terry May and the NCA Thug Squad's Keith Bristow (a bona-fide dog wanker / mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy) get their way - and 'not' by the route of 'public consent' - then disagreeing with repressive government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy will be classified as promoting a political or ideological cause which falls within the definition of terrorism.
The ruling establishment frowns on individuality – people who refuse to sign up for Common Purpose NLP indoctrination (read 'brainwashing') courses and instead prefer to think for themselves. They’re a threat to the order of things and are to be branded as freaks and non-conformist rebels, dissidents, radicals, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries simply due their inherent uniqueness. They buck the illusionary PTB 'big stick' authority and resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence, can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.
We are fringe elements - divergents - and the hierarchy are terrified of any nihilistic rebellious fucker or their dog who bucks their social engineering experiments and sees through the Orwellian double-speak; who can think for themselves and doesn’t give a flying fuck – for those are the true souls that can up-end this world and overturn the divine right to rule tyranny.
And as to the loose term of conspiracy theorist – it is nothing more than a government-generated term to dismiss and derogatorily categorise a critical free-thinker as a ‘domestic terrorist’ and slap their name on the National Domestic Extremism Database.
Here we are, and what a pathetic state the governance of our once-sceptred isles has become under the misrule of parasitic Royals - (a prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds) - and the intentional criminal mismanagement by stooge governments past and present - with public awareness of the abuses of officialdom and the contradictions, lies and inconsistencies in their narratives finally reaching a critical mass point at a geometric rate.
This will hopefully morph into a cataclysmic chain reaction eruption of a Biblical scale magnitude - proportionate to the sum total of past privations and sufferings under the dictatorial misrule of dynastic despots and their pisspot panjandrums - and the Day of the Rope dawns, with the tumbrels rolling and justice dispensed on every street corner lamp post by a well organised and pissed off mob of common herd revolutionaries.
Thought for the day. So the likes of authority-critical cyber bloggers (me n you) are destined for a midnight Stasi jackboot kicking the front door off its hinges and dragged away, black burlap bag over the head, to some Pennines concentration camp - the red zone (extermination) or the blue zone (re-education / life imprisonment) - or if we're really unlucky, simply sectioned under the Mental Health Act and kept in a padded cell, medicated up to the fucking eyeballs and watching re-runs of the poxy X-Factor 24/7 - until Hell freezes over.
Yep, I use satire as a literary tool and a socio-political weapon, but don't be deceived by the above content. Truthsaying and whistle-blowing are now classed as crimes against the apparatus of the inviolate and iconic State.
Rochford-based politico-critical blogger Chris Spivey has again been arrested this week - another warrantless unsociable hours raid by the Bellend-on-Sea Plod Squad's mob-handed moronic Thug Unit - for telling it the way it is.
http://chrisspivey.org/chris-has-been-arrested-again/
The Actus Reas jurisdiction statute was again thrown to the vagaries of the four winds by the Nonceland Police and Robert Green remains under virtual house arrest here in Cheshire, bound by draconian bail conditions, and faces trial #2 in January for his anti-child sexual abuse crusading expose / whistle-blowing campaign to seek justice and closure for Hollie Greig - a special needs Downs Syndrome sufferer who (among a host of other hapless kiddies) fell victim to years of serial rape by an untouchable (so far / to date) Aberdeen-based ranking establishment Satanic paedophile ring who prey on disabled children for their perverted pleasures and ritual blood sacrifices.
http://www.freerobertgreen.co.uk/
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/657/431/676/why-is-there-no-inquiry-into-child-abuse-in-scotland/
Then we have Melanie Shaw, herself a victim of sexual abuse at the Nottingham-based Beechwood Children’s Home, who blew the whistle on the hierarchy offenders and currently sits in the Sodexo mismanaged HMP Peterborough high security prison - remanded and denied bail since 25th July - on a concocted charge of arson: specifically setting fire to a neighbour's shed (Que? WTF?) with zero substantive prosecution evidence against her. Well, that's one way to keep her gagged and schtum.
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/update-beechwood-child-abuse-victim-and-whistleblower-melanie-shaw
If anyone wants to write to Melanie, details below.
Melanie Shaw, Prisoner A4126DE, HMP Peterborough, Saville Road, Westwood, Peterborough PE37PD
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 9 October 2014
Wednesday, 8 October 2014
Scameron Boycotts Boycott for Hague
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In a sycophantic Tory Party conference faux pas that still stinks of nepotistic favouritism versus poor judgement, PM Posh Dave Scameron decided his choice of the greatest living Yorkshire-person was neither Dame Judy Stench nor ex-England cricketer Geoff Boycott but the pro-Rothshite crime syndicate ZioNazi apologist stooge cum Israeli arse-licker, Willy Vague - whose only claim to fame (read 'infamy') is being yet another failed Tory Party leader (Iain Dunkin Shit / Michael 'Vlad' Howard) who never went the distance (a paltry four year stint) - along with unconvincing denials of being a closet case bumboy.
Tory leadership under Vague's command will be best remembered (or forgotten) viz his moronic Listening to Britain campaign - a pathetic 'fingers in the ears' attempt to put the Conservatives back in touch with the common herd voting public after losing political office in the 1997 elections - and being - quote - 'profoundly influenced by the 'compassionate, conservatism ideology' of Texas Governor, George Dubya Bush - (holder of the Guinness World Record for signing off on Death Row executions in the Lone Star State).
Vague's overdue stand down resignation finally came in the embarrassing wake of the 2001 election - in which the Tories gained one solitary seat over their disastrous 1997 ballot box message.
After copping a barrage of protests-on-steroids flack from outraged members of Broken Britain's voting demographic over his choosing a total loser as the greatest living Yorkshireman, Scameron has now gone into apology mode (nothing unusual there) and had Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin write to Mr Boycott to sooth his offended fragile ego, and explain why he missed out on this dubious honour - with the media advised that this had nothing to do with Boycott not going to Eton or being a member of Oxford's Bullingdon Vandals Club - or a life-long Labour voter.
While Boycott might be cursed with the well-earned stigma of being a bit of an all-round gobshite during his halcyon on-field batting and later commentator days, during 18 years of first class international Test match cricket played from 1964 to 1982, he compiled a total of 48,426 spiffing runs, including 8,114 in Test matches.
And that is more than can be said for the Rotherham dog wanker Willy Vague - that history will perhaps deservedly record as the Zionist stooge who, in the post of Foreign Secretary, forced through the House of Conmans changes to the universal jurisdiction arrest laws so Israeli war criminals such as the spank-eyed Tipsy Livid could visit our green and pleasant land without fear of getting collared and cuffed for their human rights violation sins against the hapless victim Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip - the latter still besieged behind the outlaw racist state's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.
Alternatives proposed for top Yorkshireman (or Yorkshirewoman - who she?) included Captain Cook; Amy Johnson; the Bronte sisters; poet laureate Ted Hughes; singer Jarvis Cocker; Olympic athletes the Brownlee brothers - along with Jessica Ennis; actor James Mason; high octane motor-mouth Jeremy Clarkson; Freddy Trueman; Brian Clough; Monty Pythonist Michael Palin - and not forgetting the infamous 'Yorkshire Ripper' - Peter Sutcliffe - who was nominated by the Serial-Killers-R-Us website - nor Leeds-born paedophile Jimmy Savile - nominated by both the BBC and the Barnes Kiddie Fiddlers Club.
Thought for the day. From a personal angle I would have tossed my vote for anti-slavery crusader William Wilberforce - who obviously Posh Dave Scameron has never heard of - or the fact slavery has been abolished.
Regardless, overlooking Vague's onanist existence - and the meteoric Boycott's opening batsman prowess and tenacity besides - Guy Fawkes still comes in a dead cert' favourite - for his innovative scheme to 'restructure' Parliament - a plan that alas fell short of the fulminant outcome required to rid our once-sceptred isle of a troublesome Nonceland Stuart monarch and his graft and corruption-ridden ministers.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In a sycophantic Tory Party conference faux pas that still stinks of nepotistic favouritism versus poor judgement, PM Posh Dave Scameron decided his choice of the greatest living Yorkshire-person was neither Dame Judy Stench nor ex-England cricketer Geoff Boycott but the pro-Rothshite crime syndicate ZioNazi apologist stooge cum Israeli arse-licker, Willy Vague - whose only claim to fame (read 'infamy') is being yet another failed Tory Party leader (Iain Dunkin Shit / Michael 'Vlad' Howard) who never went the distance (a paltry four year stint) - along with unconvincing denials of being a closet case bumboy.
Tory leadership under Vague's command will be best remembered (or forgotten) viz his moronic Listening to Britain campaign - a pathetic 'fingers in the ears' attempt to put the Conservatives back in touch with the common herd voting public after losing political office in the 1997 elections - and being - quote - 'profoundly influenced by the 'compassionate, conservatism ideology' of Texas Governor, George Dubya Bush - (holder of the Guinness World Record for signing off on Death Row executions in the Lone Star State).
Vague's overdue stand down resignation finally came in the embarrassing wake of the 2001 election - in which the Tories gained one solitary seat over their disastrous 1997 ballot box message.
After copping a barrage of protests-on-steroids flack from outraged members of Broken Britain's voting demographic over his choosing a total loser as the greatest living Yorkshireman, Scameron has now gone into apology mode (nothing unusual there) and had Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin write to Mr Boycott to sooth his offended fragile ego, and explain why he missed out on this dubious honour - with the media advised that this had nothing to do with Boycott not going to Eton or being a member of Oxford's Bullingdon Vandals Club - or a life-long Labour voter.
While Boycott might be cursed with the well-earned stigma of being a bit of an all-round gobshite during his halcyon on-field batting and later commentator days, during 18 years of first class international Test match cricket played from 1964 to 1982, he compiled a total of 48,426 spiffing runs, including 8,114 in Test matches.
And that is more than can be said for the Rotherham dog wanker Willy Vague - that history will perhaps deservedly record as the Zionist stooge who, in the post of Foreign Secretary, forced through the House of Conmans changes to the universal jurisdiction arrest laws so Israeli war criminals such as the spank-eyed Tipsy Livid could visit our green and pleasant land without fear of getting collared and cuffed for their human rights violation sins against the hapless victim Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip - the latter still besieged behind the outlaw racist state's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.
Alternatives proposed for top Yorkshireman (or Yorkshirewoman - who she?) included Captain Cook; Amy Johnson; the Bronte sisters; poet laureate Ted Hughes; singer Jarvis Cocker; Olympic athletes the Brownlee brothers - along with Jessica Ennis; actor James Mason; high octane motor-mouth Jeremy Clarkson; Freddy Trueman; Brian Clough; Monty Pythonist Michael Palin - and not forgetting the infamous 'Yorkshire Ripper' - Peter Sutcliffe - who was nominated by the Serial-Killers-R-Us website - nor Leeds-born paedophile Jimmy Savile - nominated by both the BBC and the Barnes Kiddie Fiddlers Club.
Thought for the day. From a personal angle I would have tossed my vote for anti-slavery crusader William Wilberforce - who obviously Posh Dave Scameron has never heard of - or the fact slavery has been abolished.
Regardless, overlooking Vague's onanist existence - and the meteoric Boycott's opening batsman prowess and tenacity besides - Guy Fawkes still comes in a dead cert' favourite - for his innovative scheme to 'restructure' Parliament - a plan that alas fell short of the fulminant outcome required to rid our once-sceptred isle of a troublesome Nonceland Stuart monarch and his graft and corruption-ridden ministers.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 7 October 2014
WTF: Retire at 100 / Pay for NHS Beds?
In this morning’s 'Incitement to Revolution' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Acting on direct orders from his Tory pondscum boss, DWP Minister Iain Dunkin Shit, the Lib-Dum pensions minister, Steve 'Spider' Webb, yesterday informed a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker that those lucky enough to still have a job in recession-stricken Broken Britain must bow to politically-dictated fate and accept longer working lives in order to avoid a health care funding crisis for the 'sickie' contingent of our fucked up society.
Henceforth - if the scatster Tory hierarchy / Office for Budget Responsibility / Rothshite bankster crime syndicate get their wicked way - female and male members of the common herd reaching their respective 'once set in stone' retirement ages of 60 or 65 will now be mandated to work longer under a devious government scam to increase the average retirement point by six months per annum - an issue that - typically - 'will not' affect House of Conmans MPs - whose statuary retirement age will remain static at 65.
Webb admitted the target is ambitious to the point of being an onanists wet dream but claims that if some hapless moron works an extra five years - until they reach their Biblical 'three score and ten' - they can add 10% to their pension for life - even though they'll probably die of some job-related ailment - such as exhaustion or chronic fatigue - before they're able to collect much in the way of pension payments.
For the next Tory 'thinking the unthinkable' slap in the electorates' face, the National Ill-Health Service are planning to charge for hospital beds.
The gospel according to the dog wanker currently posing as Tory Minister of Health, Jeremy Kunt - an all-round failure whatever government post he slithers into - the NHS plan to start charging patients for the hotel costs of their hospital stay if the current health service’s looming cash flow crisis - caused by this serial profligacy of robbing Peter to pay Paul inasmuch as financing aggressive military actions in Iraq and Syria - isn't resolved sooner more so than later.
So, WTF is Jeremy Kunt's job description as the Secretary of State with overall responsibility for the work of the Department of Health - and a l'oeil du maitre duty towards the blighted British public? According to the 'Vote Conservative' ad's, to provide strategic leadership for public health, the NHS and social care in England, all focused around five Tory-stated key priorities: compassionate care; transparency; dementia; technology and better care.
Alas, like much else in their lacklustre welfare benefits-slashing performance since May 2010, maintaining the NHS is another area of socio-political obligation and commitment this mess of a Con-Dem / Libservative coalition isn't fit for purpose on - unless it involves okaying £7,400 quid pay raises for themselves while Joe Public & Co are stuck in a persistent déjà vu 0% pay freeze situation.
Beds besides, NHS waiting times - A& E or otherwise - are abysmal for starters, regardless of pledges to rectify an easily solvable problem = less funding for foreign wars and overseas aid - and more for the welfare state.
Thus as NHS funding fails to keep up with patient demand, these inept scumsters in the House of Conmans need a sharp shock and awe slap round the back of the heads and be reminded that charity begins at home - not in some drought-stricken African shithole or meddling in the ethnic cleansing / sectarian conflict affairs of Mid-East Islamic Arab states. If they want to kill each other, no problems - let the fuckers get on with it - and pick up the pieces when they're done.
Dr Freddy Patel, director of Lancashire's prestigious Hyde-based Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence, opined to a press hack from the Hypochondriacs Gazette that the NHS was on the point of a catastrophic implosion due the parlous state of the health service’s finances which was also casting a negative pall on over-stretched GP surgeries.
"It's no good that Chancellor Osborne occasionally kicks a few quid lump sum our way. What we need is a budgetary pledge that will remedy the looming £30 billion nicker deficit in the NHS’ finances for the 2014-2015 fiscal period."
Thought for the day. Well, that's the concept of National Insurance contributions out of the window. Fend for yourself and fuck all others.
Taken singularly or as a paired brace of gross miscalculations, this retirement age / NHS bed charge shite is the weaning fodder of budding anarchists - and the casus belli for bloody and violent revolutions.
Hey all you teenage apprentices and 20-year olds - this means your retirement date doesn't kick in until reaching 70. So, do you plan on working until you drop dead on the job - or still retire at 65 and enjoy the diminished quality of life your zero welfare benefits reduced circumstances will provide?
How about hospital visits? To ensure you get around NHS incompetence and have a bed when your name comes up on the end-of-life Scouseland Care Pathway why not buy a sleeping bag now while stocks last.
As an aside, anyone notice the wall banner logo behind the train fare dodging Chancellor George Osborne, while stood at the podium at their recent Tory Party conference? 'Securing a better future' (Yeah - for rich n shameless).
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Acting on direct orders from his Tory pondscum boss, DWP Minister Iain Dunkin Shit, the Lib-Dum pensions minister, Steve 'Spider' Webb, yesterday informed a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker that those lucky enough to still have a job in recession-stricken Broken Britain must bow to politically-dictated fate and accept longer working lives in order to avoid a health care funding crisis for the 'sickie' contingent of our fucked up society.
Henceforth - if the scatster Tory hierarchy / Office for Budget Responsibility / Rothshite bankster crime syndicate get their wicked way - female and male members of the common herd reaching their respective 'once set in stone' retirement ages of 60 or 65 will now be mandated to work longer under a devious government scam to increase the average retirement point by six months per annum - an issue that - typically - 'will not' affect House of Conmans MPs - whose statuary retirement age will remain static at 65.
Webb admitted the target is ambitious to the point of being an onanists wet dream but claims that if some hapless moron works an extra five years - until they reach their Biblical 'three score and ten' - they can add 10% to their pension for life - even though they'll probably die of some job-related ailment - such as exhaustion or chronic fatigue - before they're able to collect much in the way of pension payments.
For the next Tory 'thinking the unthinkable' slap in the electorates' face, the National Ill-Health Service are planning to charge for hospital beds.
The gospel according to the dog wanker currently posing as Tory Minister of Health, Jeremy Kunt - an all-round failure whatever government post he slithers into - the NHS plan to start charging patients for the hotel costs of their hospital stay if the current health service’s looming cash flow crisis - caused by this serial profligacy of robbing Peter to pay Paul inasmuch as financing aggressive military actions in Iraq and Syria - isn't resolved sooner more so than later.
So, WTF is Jeremy Kunt's job description as the Secretary of State with overall responsibility for the work of the Department of Health - and a l'oeil du maitre duty towards the blighted British public? According to the 'Vote Conservative' ad's, to provide strategic leadership for public health, the NHS and social care in England, all focused around five Tory-stated key priorities: compassionate care; transparency; dementia; technology and better care.
Alas, like much else in their lacklustre welfare benefits-slashing performance since May 2010, maintaining the NHS is another area of socio-political obligation and commitment this mess of a Con-Dem / Libservative coalition isn't fit for purpose on - unless it involves okaying £7,400 quid pay raises for themselves while Joe Public & Co are stuck in a persistent déjà vu 0% pay freeze situation.
Beds besides, NHS waiting times - A& E or otherwise - are abysmal for starters, regardless of pledges to rectify an easily solvable problem = less funding for foreign wars and overseas aid - and more for the welfare state.
Thus as NHS funding fails to keep up with patient demand, these inept scumsters in the House of Conmans need a sharp shock and awe slap round the back of the heads and be reminded that charity begins at home - not in some drought-stricken African shithole or meddling in the ethnic cleansing / sectarian conflict affairs of Mid-East Islamic Arab states. If they want to kill each other, no problems - let the fuckers get on with it - and pick up the pieces when they're done.
Dr Freddy Patel, director of Lancashire's prestigious Hyde-based Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence, opined to a press hack from the Hypochondriacs Gazette that the NHS was on the point of a catastrophic implosion due the parlous state of the health service’s finances which was also casting a negative pall on over-stretched GP surgeries.
"It's no good that Chancellor Osborne occasionally kicks a few quid lump sum our way. What we need is a budgetary pledge that will remedy the looming £30 billion nicker deficit in the NHS’ finances for the 2014-2015 fiscal period."
Thought for the day. Well, that's the concept of National Insurance contributions out of the window. Fend for yourself and fuck all others.
Taken singularly or as a paired brace of gross miscalculations, this retirement age / NHS bed charge shite is the weaning fodder of budding anarchists - and the casus belli for bloody and violent revolutions.
Hey all you teenage apprentices and 20-year olds - this means your retirement date doesn't kick in until reaching 70. So, do you plan on working until you drop dead on the job - or still retire at 65 and enjoy the diminished quality of life your zero welfare benefits reduced circumstances will provide?
How about hospital visits? To ensure you get around NHS incompetence and have a bed when your name comes up on the end-of-life Scouseland Care Pathway why not buy a sleeping bag now while stocks last.
As an aside, anyone notice the wall banner logo behind the train fare dodging Chancellor George Osborne, while stood at the podium at their recent Tory Party conference? 'Securing a better future' (Yeah - for rich n shameless).
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Monday, 6 October 2014
Nonceland Hosts Lib-Dum Party Conflab
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
After suffering a shock n awe reality jolt when a mob of Bolshie geriatric 'Hells Grannies' from Putney's prestigious Senile Sally's Elderly Care Home lobbed a hail of bricks and soiled incontinence diapers through Deputy Slime Minister Mick Clogg's Parkfields mansion front windows last week with 'Lib-Dum wankers out' themed messages tied to them, the Losers Party are now fully cognisant of the pathetic fact they've become the 'second place' most despised political non-entity in the known Universe (next to Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Decepticons - and closely followed by Commissar 'Red Ed' Millipede's New Labour) - thus due this grass roots 'leper in the bath' unpopularity in England they prudently opted to hold the annual party conference in a foreign country: specifically paedo-friendly Nonceland's grotty Glasgow.
Arrogantly posturing himself for an ego-massaging session at the conference podium to moronic soundbite refrains of "Go, Cloogy Go!", the treacherous twat, who has pawned whatever political credibility he - or the Lib-Dums - ever possessed since joining this star crossed Con-Dem / Libservative coalition back in 2010, opened his speech with a scaremongering piece of subliminal suggestion propaganda, that "Britain will be diminished and divided" if the Tory troll mafia are left to rule alone following next May's general election - and the only way up is by voting for Cloggy & Co.
Diminished and divided? Que? WTF? That's been the de facto case since 9/11 and Broken Britain's multi-cultural society farce went tits up with first Miranda Bliar's New Labour and then the Con-Dem coalition demonising Muslims as potential bomb chucking terrorists who hate our democratic freedoms and fostering a 'spy on yer neighbours' (especially the raghead types) season of psychotic paranoia - with Scameron now shying away from his own failed 'hug a hoodie' socio-political bonding policy.
Nope, the Clogg is simply another political stooge - a disinformation jockey cum loose cannon who tends to shoot his gob off before aiming his thoughts in the right direction and is doomed to disappear - like a roll call of past Whig, Liberal, Social Dumercraps and Lib-Dum leaders - down the rabbit hole of history.
For all the bombast and pledges (shit, for fuck's sake, no - not 'more' pre-election campaign trail canvassing pledges) there's no public interest factor involved here - just a half-arsed 'Third Force' political party with an election manifesto of plans and scams that 'they' want to expedite - and not for the good of the country as we, the moronic common herd, see it but rather what their parasitic corporate masters have ordained via the bumboy / pederast - infested civil service mandarin's secret handshake fraternity.
We, the People, want out of the EUSSR. Cloggy won't submit to our simple socio-economic requirement. That, in a winkle shell, sums up the Lib-Dum's chances of winning a general election.
But just to put the boot in, let's take a look at Cloggy's broken promises - this scandalous litany of failures and reneged pledges that were sworn on the body of a dead heron laid upon a Bible and witnessed by two Bishops and a Magistrate's clerk.
Tuition Fees: pledged to scrap tuition fees and vote against future increases, but once in government voted to treble them to £9,000 quid.
VAT: campaigned against a predicted Tory VAT bombshell then went complacently along with it being bumped up to 20%.
Tax Cut for Zillionaires: Clogg promised fairer taxes but instead backed a Tory cut in the top rate of tax, giving 13,000 rich and shameless millionaires a tax cut worth £100,000 nicker apiece, while the common herd voters ended up paying mega-bucks more.
National Ill-Health Service: The Lib-Dums backed NHS top down reorganisation and they share responsibility with Scameron's Tories for wasting £3 billion quid on this failed project - while patients wait longer in A & E facilities and 5,000-plus nurses have been redundant-ised.
Constitutional Reform: The Clogg's constitutional reform 'spiffing idea' - predicted to be the biggest shake-up of British democracy (sic) since 1832 - was abandoned after Tory MPs refused to back such a radical measure - or any reform of the voting system.
Mansion Tax: And on this one Cloggy and the Lib-Dums pledged to 'stick to our guns' - but when presented with the opportunity to stand up for their own principles and vote for the mansion tax, Lib-Dum MPs voted against it.
Sure Start: On the election trail Cloggy pledged to protect Sure Start, lying to voters that 'I'll fight to ensure these centres stay open' - then once in government, his mission creep Lib-Dum scumsters backed cuts to Sure Start - with 558 centres closed down to date.
Plod Squad: In the Lib-Dum election manifesto Clogg promised to put 3,000 more flatfoots on the beat, then backed Tory plans to 'redundant-ise' 15,000-plus hapless plods.
Special Advisers: In opposition Clogg maintained that special advisers are political jobs and should be funded by political parties - then once more went back on his worthless word - with Cloggy himself kitted out with a team of sixteen Special Advisers - all paid for at the taxpayers' expense.
Thus whatever the 'Forked Tongue' Clogg gobs off about at the Glasgow conference - free school meals in primary schools; cut-price bus travel for young workers, or extended paternity leave and free childcare - he couldn't tell the truth if he didn't have a lie ready - and has evolved risk aversion and buck-passing blame into a fucking art form - so don't believe a fucking word of it.
The Lib-Dum's Minister for Geriatric Affairs, Vince Cable, was outright in his condemnation of Tory policy in Glasgow today when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Daily Nonce, referring to PM Posh Dave Scameron and his train fare dodging Chancellor George Osborne as 'lying gits' - for claiming they can eliminate the budget deficit without the need for tax rises.
Cable stated for the public record that the Lib-Dums would not go along with Tory proposals for a further £25 zillion quids worth of welfare and public works budget spending cuts while they're busy dropping non-sustainable explosive ordnance (bombs) on ISIS terrorist forces in Syria and Iraq.
"The Tories are ideologically obsessed by cuts and this nasty piece of work at the DWP, Iain Dunkin Shit, takes an onanist pleasure in destroying public services and the detested welfare state."
Really, is any fucker or their dog remotely interested in a Lib-Dum style Tribulation and Rapture experience at next May's elections? Who the fuck wants to back an even bigger bunch of pledge-breaking losers that the ones we already have - Tories - and the bunch that got hoofed out in 2010 - the graft and corruption-ridden Bliar / Broon / Scandalson New Labour Mafia.
Never forget that Clogg & Co have morphed from Whigs to Liberals to a Social-Dummercrap / Liberal Alliance to their current contradiction-ridden state of Lib-Dum being - and what a poxy leadership record they have - while overlooking David Lloyd George's sexual excesses - they still ended up with Jumping Jo Grimond, the sodomic likes of Jeremy 'Skeletor' Thorpe hiring hitmen to snuff his spurned effeminate lovers - and the vile pederast faggot David Steel who even sank to the depth of depravity by molesting his own infant son - to the ginger-mingin Chazzer 'Pisspot' Kennedy - and harbouring the despicable Rochdale kiddie fiddling bumboy Fat Cyril Smith as the party mascot.
Thought for the day. Clogg and Cable's posturing blather besides, tis an ineluctable fact of history that Scameron & Co have again unlatched Pandora's box, and this time around even Elphis has done a proverbial bunk and followed a fleeing legion of scally demons bent on a feast of war and suffering across the Greater Middle East - and not forgetting the Ukraine - another scam to draw major regional powers (Russia for one) into an all-out conflict with the Western ZioNazi bloc, headed by the Great Satan (US), Broken Britain and the foul and foreign French - and all led by the nose from Israel.
Regardless, political spin and propaganda soundbites - and the potential incidence of a nuclear holocaust besides, if you want to make a difference next May, then vote UKIP.
And while we're at it fuck the nonce-ridden Masonic / Satanist secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
After suffering a shock n awe reality jolt when a mob of Bolshie geriatric 'Hells Grannies' from Putney's prestigious Senile Sally's Elderly Care Home lobbed a hail of bricks and soiled incontinence diapers through Deputy Slime Minister Mick Clogg's Parkfields mansion front windows last week with 'Lib-Dum wankers out' themed messages tied to them, the Losers Party are now fully cognisant of the pathetic fact they've become the 'second place' most despised political non-entity in the known Universe (next to Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Decepticons - and closely followed by Commissar 'Red Ed' Millipede's New Labour) - thus due this grass roots 'leper in the bath' unpopularity in England they prudently opted to hold the annual party conference in a foreign country: specifically paedo-friendly Nonceland's grotty Glasgow.
Arrogantly posturing himself for an ego-massaging session at the conference podium to moronic soundbite refrains of "Go, Cloogy Go!", the treacherous twat, who has pawned whatever political credibility he - or the Lib-Dums - ever possessed since joining this star crossed Con-Dem / Libservative coalition back in 2010, opened his speech with a scaremongering piece of subliminal suggestion propaganda, that "Britain will be diminished and divided" if the Tory troll mafia are left to rule alone following next May's general election - and the only way up is by voting for Cloggy & Co.
Diminished and divided? Que? WTF? That's been the de facto case since 9/11 and Broken Britain's multi-cultural society farce went tits up with first Miranda Bliar's New Labour and then the Con-Dem coalition demonising Muslims as potential bomb chucking terrorists who hate our democratic freedoms and fostering a 'spy on yer neighbours' (especially the raghead types) season of psychotic paranoia - with Scameron now shying away from his own failed 'hug a hoodie' socio-political bonding policy.
Nope, the Clogg is simply another political stooge - a disinformation jockey cum loose cannon who tends to shoot his gob off before aiming his thoughts in the right direction and is doomed to disappear - like a roll call of past Whig, Liberal, Social Dumercraps and Lib-Dum leaders - down the rabbit hole of history.
For all the bombast and pledges (shit, for fuck's sake, no - not 'more' pre-election campaign trail canvassing pledges) there's no public interest factor involved here - just a half-arsed 'Third Force' political party with an election manifesto of plans and scams that 'they' want to expedite - and not for the good of the country as we, the moronic common herd, see it but rather what their parasitic corporate masters have ordained via the bumboy / pederast - infested civil service mandarin's secret handshake fraternity.
We, the People, want out of the EUSSR. Cloggy won't submit to our simple socio-economic requirement. That, in a winkle shell, sums up the Lib-Dum's chances of winning a general election.
But just to put the boot in, let's take a look at Cloggy's broken promises - this scandalous litany of failures and reneged pledges that were sworn on the body of a dead heron laid upon a Bible and witnessed by two Bishops and a Magistrate's clerk.
Tuition Fees: pledged to scrap tuition fees and vote against future increases, but once in government voted to treble them to £9,000 quid.
VAT: campaigned against a predicted Tory VAT bombshell then went complacently along with it being bumped up to 20%.
Tax Cut for Zillionaires: Clogg promised fairer taxes but instead backed a Tory cut in the top rate of tax, giving 13,000 rich and shameless millionaires a tax cut worth £100,000 nicker apiece, while the common herd voters ended up paying mega-bucks more.
National Ill-Health Service: The Lib-Dums backed NHS top down reorganisation and they share responsibility with Scameron's Tories for wasting £3 billion quid on this failed project - while patients wait longer in A & E facilities and 5,000-plus nurses have been redundant-ised.
Constitutional Reform: The Clogg's constitutional reform 'spiffing idea' - predicted to be the biggest shake-up of British democracy (sic) since 1832 - was abandoned after Tory MPs refused to back such a radical measure - or any reform of the voting system.
Mansion Tax: And on this one Cloggy and the Lib-Dums pledged to 'stick to our guns' - but when presented with the opportunity to stand up for their own principles and vote for the mansion tax, Lib-Dum MPs voted against it.
Sure Start: On the election trail Cloggy pledged to protect Sure Start, lying to voters that 'I'll fight to ensure these centres stay open' - then once in government, his mission creep Lib-Dum scumsters backed cuts to Sure Start - with 558 centres closed down to date.
Plod Squad: In the Lib-Dum election manifesto Clogg promised to put 3,000 more flatfoots on the beat, then backed Tory plans to 'redundant-ise' 15,000-plus hapless plods.
Special Advisers: In opposition Clogg maintained that special advisers are political jobs and should be funded by political parties - then once more went back on his worthless word - with Cloggy himself kitted out with a team of sixteen Special Advisers - all paid for at the taxpayers' expense.
Thus whatever the 'Forked Tongue' Clogg gobs off about at the Glasgow conference - free school meals in primary schools; cut-price bus travel for young workers, or extended paternity leave and free childcare - he couldn't tell the truth if he didn't have a lie ready - and has evolved risk aversion and buck-passing blame into a fucking art form - so don't believe a fucking word of it.
The Lib-Dum's Minister for Geriatric Affairs, Vince Cable, was outright in his condemnation of Tory policy in Glasgow today when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Daily Nonce, referring to PM Posh Dave Scameron and his train fare dodging Chancellor George Osborne as 'lying gits' - for claiming they can eliminate the budget deficit without the need for tax rises.
Cable stated for the public record that the Lib-Dums would not go along with Tory proposals for a further £25 zillion quids worth of welfare and public works budget spending cuts while they're busy dropping non-sustainable explosive ordnance (bombs) on ISIS terrorist forces in Syria and Iraq.
"The Tories are ideologically obsessed by cuts and this nasty piece of work at the DWP, Iain Dunkin Shit, takes an onanist pleasure in destroying public services and the detested welfare state."
Really, is any fucker or their dog remotely interested in a Lib-Dum style Tribulation and Rapture experience at next May's elections? Who the fuck wants to back an even bigger bunch of pledge-breaking losers that the ones we already have - Tories - and the bunch that got hoofed out in 2010 - the graft and corruption-ridden Bliar / Broon / Scandalson New Labour Mafia.
Never forget that Clogg & Co have morphed from Whigs to Liberals to a Social-Dummercrap / Liberal Alliance to their current contradiction-ridden state of Lib-Dum being - and what a poxy leadership record they have - while overlooking David Lloyd George's sexual excesses - they still ended up with Jumping Jo Grimond, the sodomic likes of Jeremy 'Skeletor' Thorpe hiring hitmen to snuff his spurned effeminate lovers - and the vile pederast faggot David Steel who even sank to the depth of depravity by molesting his own infant son - to the ginger-mingin Chazzer 'Pisspot' Kennedy - and harbouring the despicable Rochdale kiddie fiddling bumboy Fat Cyril Smith as the party mascot.
Thought for the day. Clogg and Cable's posturing blather besides, tis an ineluctable fact of history that Scameron & Co have again unlatched Pandora's box, and this time around even Elphis has done a proverbial bunk and followed a fleeing legion of scally demons bent on a feast of war and suffering across the Greater Middle East - and not forgetting the Ukraine - another scam to draw major regional powers (Russia for one) into an all-out conflict with the Western ZioNazi bloc, headed by the Great Satan (US), Broken Britain and the foul and foreign French - and all led by the nose from Israel.
Regardless, political spin and propaganda soundbites - and the potential incidence of a nuclear holocaust besides, if you want to make a difference next May, then vote UKIP.
And while we're at it fuck the nonce-ridden Masonic / Satanist secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 3 October 2014
FCA Hoofs Willy Wonga's Money Factory
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In a superb 'Karma Rules' kickback move by the Financial Conduct Authority, the payday loan shark mafia has been penalised for not taking adequate steps to assess customers’ ability to meet repayments in a sustainable manner following complaints that the likes of Rabbi Reuben's Smiley Face Finance had been dispatching teams of pigshit-thick morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Collection Agency to chase up defaulting clients, which resulted in front doors getting booted down and telly's snatched - along with pram loads of kids who were sold on to the local pikey paedo child sex trafficking gangs as ready cash conversion collateral to offset arrears.
This crackdown to clean up the currently disreputable consumer money-lending market means a heads up pre-Christmas windfall for a Biblical legion of credit-deficient losers who - faced with 'hand-to-mouth' no alternative situations due the Con-Dem coalition government's DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit, slashing their welfare benefits and slapping them with Bedroom Tax charges - were forced to take out short term loans from controversial kikester moneylender Freddy Fagin's Usury Central and became victims of the debt entrapment system - are to have their outstanding liabilities cancelled in an executive action move expected to initially cost the loan sharking industry in excess of £200 million nicker - an amount referred to by grasping banksters at the St Mammon’s Filthy Lucre Credit Union as 'lots and lots of money'.
The gospel according to the usury pages of this morning's Ripoffs Gazette, the hardest hit to date is payday loan market top dog, Willy Wonga's Money Factory (read 'debt factory') who have raked in zillions via toxic finance and profiteering from human frailty by pursuing the promotion of credit and materialism and thus creating a landscape wilderness of unserviceable debt.
Thus the disreputable vulture fund likes of Willy Wonga; SlickQuid; Pound of Flesh Loans; Ripoff Readies; ScabCash and the notoriously avaricious Shylock Scatberg's Pounds-to-Penury payday loans outfit will be forced to wipe clean the debts of 330,000 customers now trapped in arrears of over 30 days, while a further 45,000 hapless borrowers will have to repay their loans - albeit exempt from the 'typical' usurious 7500% APR interest charge.
But for the Willy Wonga Money Factory this isn't the first time they've come under heavy criticism and copped a barrage of flack for professional (sic) malpractices - as exampled by the £2.6 million quid they were forced to fork out to an excess of 45,000 customers after pulling a dodgy debt collection caper - sending out 'pay up or else' demand letters from non-existent law firm Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot.
To add to their well-deserved angst, since July the firm has been banned from producing TV adverts designed to attract gullible youngsters, and specifically its campaign using wrinkly Granny puppets, screened during children’s peak telly viewing – in a blatant attempt to tempt kids to get a pocket money boost and blow it all on video games or drugs - or both.
Further, the erring Willy Wonga brand was forced to apologize to New Labour's Stella Greasy MP in 2012 after she used Parliamentary privilege to brand all payday loans as virtual ‘debt traps’ - with Wonga's Money Factory hit men launching a hate campaign against her on Twitter, calling her a 'blonde moment bonkers cunt' - and inciting a stream of rape threats and other nasty misogynistic messages.
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing a stash of cash is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ of insta-dinero out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 7,500% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the FCA will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus the skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by multi-national corporate-dominated shill governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off purported loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have SlickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of tenners – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Feral Beryl McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Willy Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next week.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in GashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the spondoolies to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank / payday loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic machine goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In a superb 'Karma Rules' kickback move by the Financial Conduct Authority, the payday loan shark mafia has been penalised for not taking adequate steps to assess customers’ ability to meet repayments in a sustainable manner following complaints that the likes of Rabbi Reuben's Smiley Face Finance had been dispatching teams of pigshit-thick morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Collection Agency to chase up defaulting clients, which resulted in front doors getting booted down and telly's snatched - along with pram loads of kids who were sold on to the local pikey paedo child sex trafficking gangs as ready cash conversion collateral to offset arrears.
This crackdown to clean up the currently disreputable consumer money-lending market means a heads up pre-Christmas windfall for a Biblical legion of credit-deficient losers who - faced with 'hand-to-mouth' no alternative situations due the Con-Dem coalition government's DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit, slashing their welfare benefits and slapping them with Bedroom Tax charges - were forced to take out short term loans from controversial kikester moneylender Freddy Fagin's Usury Central and became victims of the debt entrapment system - are to have their outstanding liabilities cancelled in an executive action move expected to initially cost the loan sharking industry in excess of £200 million nicker - an amount referred to by grasping banksters at the St Mammon’s Filthy Lucre Credit Union as 'lots and lots of money'.
The gospel according to the usury pages of this morning's Ripoffs Gazette, the hardest hit to date is payday loan market top dog, Willy Wonga's Money Factory (read 'debt factory') who have raked in zillions via toxic finance and profiteering from human frailty by pursuing the promotion of credit and materialism and thus creating a landscape wilderness of unserviceable debt.
Thus the disreputable vulture fund likes of Willy Wonga; SlickQuid; Pound of Flesh Loans; Ripoff Readies; ScabCash and the notoriously avaricious Shylock Scatberg's Pounds-to-Penury payday loans outfit will be forced to wipe clean the debts of 330,000 customers now trapped in arrears of over 30 days, while a further 45,000 hapless borrowers will have to repay their loans - albeit exempt from the 'typical' usurious 7500% APR interest charge.
But for the Willy Wonga Money Factory this isn't the first time they've come under heavy criticism and copped a barrage of flack for professional (sic) malpractices - as exampled by the £2.6 million quid they were forced to fork out to an excess of 45,000 customers after pulling a dodgy debt collection caper - sending out 'pay up or else' demand letters from non-existent law firm Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot.
To add to their well-deserved angst, since July the firm has been banned from producing TV adverts designed to attract gullible youngsters, and specifically its campaign using wrinkly Granny puppets, screened during children’s peak telly viewing – in a blatant attempt to tempt kids to get a pocket money boost and blow it all on video games or drugs - or both.
Further, the erring Willy Wonga brand was forced to apologize to New Labour's Stella Greasy MP in 2012 after she used Parliamentary privilege to brand all payday loans as virtual ‘debt traps’ - with Wonga's Money Factory hit men launching a hate campaign against her on Twitter, calling her a 'blonde moment bonkers cunt' - and inciting a stream of rape threats and other nasty misogynistic messages.
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing a stash of cash is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ of insta-dinero out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite bankster Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 7,500% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the FCA will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus the skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by multi-national corporate-dominated shill governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off purported loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have SlickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of tenners – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Feral Beryl McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Willy Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next week.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in GashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the spondoolies to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank / payday loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic machine goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Thursday, 2 October 2014
UKIP Growing Third (or First) Force?
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Regardless of perjurious denials to the contrary issued to satiate the scandal-frenzy thirst of persistent gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, the huff n puff mandarin hierarchy manning the battlements and drawbridge at the Conservative Party's Matthew Parker Street HQ have now gone into Devcon Two crisis mode following the latest round of resignations and defections by turncoat Tory MPs and party faithful moneybags donors.
The alarm bells factor hiked up a couple of notches when it was discovered that the defectors are avoiding New Labour and the Lib-Dums like the proverbial plague but joining the ranks of that political bogeyman UKIP instead: a fearsome socio-political organ seen by many common herd voters - those still in possession of two functioning brains cells to rub together - as the last bastion of hope for retaining Britain's sovereign national identity before the Brussels-based kleptocrats get chance to impose their planned regional boundaries - and Devon becomes part of France, Norfolk linked with Holland and Kent cops a Belgian post code - and the Jobcentre is totally infested with begging pikey and gyppo migrants from the ne'er-do-well ex-Communist Eastern bloc states.
Tory MPs continue to desert the foundering not-fit-for-purpose Con-Dem / Libservative coalition ship of state like canny rats gifted with the power of clairvoyance where next May's election results are concerned, and see no future with Captain 'Man Tits' Dave at the helm - or defecting to pariah status New Labour under the current aegis of the Wallace n Gromit team of child prodigy Commissar Ed Millipede and Fast Eddy Ballsup - or the equally leprous Lib-Dums under the leadership of the serial pledge-breaking Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg.
Nope, the party of popular choice for the turncoats is UKIP, with none other than the indestructible Nigel Barrage as their bannerman - the Tory's latest bête noire and the survivor of political conflicts on many fronts - not least the Brussels EUSSR battlefield - plus airplane crashes galore, with nary a hair out of place and his underpants still in pristine condition.
While Barrage once fostered a determined ambition for his UK Independence Party to replace the slapstick Librarian-Dummercrats as the 'third force' in national politics, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, Flatbrokes, are giving generous odds that due the continuing fuck ups foisted by this moronic Con-Dem mess of a coalition that come next May then UKIP could well be placed as the favourite 'first force' to win the general election.
In a pathetic bid to downplay the current snowballing defections trend, the Tory's moronic House of Conmans leader Willy Vague opined to media hacks that the fact a few non-entity back bench Tories had switched alliances to the Barrage Gang and former Tory donor, multi-zillionaire Shiteside Insurance / 3D skipping ropes inventor / tycoon Arron Banks, had yesterday also absconded to UKIP, taking his cornucopia of ready cash with him - was 'small potatoes' - dismissing the defections as 'insignificant'.
Responding to Vague's imprudent and obnoxious remarks, and for making a joke at his expense, Mr Banks countered this ridicule by spitefully upping his initial donation to UKIP's election war chest by the power of ten - from a mere £100,000 to a round robin £1,000,000 nicker - what greedy banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Yep, counting in the £1 million nicker gift from another disillusioned 'former' Tory donor, Paul Sykes, that's a cool £2 million quid the Tory election campaign machine 'isn't' 'getting - and the UKIP Mafia are - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance and an ill-tempered statement from this 'insignificant' closet case sodomite Willy Vague - a failed party leader cum Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist stooge - hanging on to the threadbare vestiges of political power - like the equally abhorrent DWP Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Arron Banks’ embarrassing announcement, made alongside UKIP leader Nigel Barrage, came as Posh Dave Scameron delivered a blunt warning to disillusioned Tories at their party conference that a flirtation with the UKIP anti-Christ at the next general election could lead to a Millipede-led New Labour government - here wholly overlooking the fact that 'flirtation with UKIP' might well lead to a Barrage-led UKIP government - and our once-sceptred isle - this pre-fracked green and pleasant land - finally out of Brussels graft and corruption infested EUSSR bully boy community.
Following the Eurosceptic UKIP's annual conference at Smegmadale-on-Sea last week, Nigel Barrage is definitely seen as the UK's political pointsman to be watched - and without a shadow of doubt a credible governing political alternative to the showers of shit Broken Britain's voters are currently saddled with - party of self-interest Tories, scumbag Whigs that became Liberals into Social Democraps - and now morphed into Librarian-Dummercrats - and not forgetting incompetent New Labour for all their sins - past and present.
The gospel according to St Nigel states: "The EUSSR is no longer an academic debate as it’s affecting the British public in every single aspect of their miserable lives and a daily point of heated anarchistic discussion for commuters, people waiting in queues at the Jobcentre, and forever a topic of controversy at bankruptcy hearings.”
“I mean, let’s simply look at the facts – it’s a 27 nation insolvency fubar, bollocks deep in perpetual debt and run by a bunch of foreign types, most of whom, such as the poxy Germans and fickle French are our historical enemies – plus not forgetting our insular sceptred isle of Albion has never been a part of Europe – and southern England is definitely not a part of this ridiculous ‘Arc Manche’ region with northern France that Brussels is trying to foist on us to murder our national identity.”
While being an elected MEP, Barrage remains a devout Eurosceptic and a fierce critic of the corruption-ridden edifice that only serves the interests of the few to the detriment of the many. Further, due his constructive criticisms of the Brussels kleptocracy he is a particular annoying thorn in the side of the EUSSR President, the wretched Catweazle-look-alike, Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy - a man so stricken by negative Karma and total lack of personality that last November his sense of humour transplant rejected him.
So nice one all round Nigel, but alas, by the same rule he's probably now topping MI5's assisted suicide / fatal heart attack hit list due his stated blue collar vote policies of revoking Britain's crippling EUSSR membership, hoofing out sponging EU pikey immigrants and other foreign swan poachers - along with slamming down on the current Whitehall / Westminster culture of fostering Israeli ZioNazi war crimes / genocide apologist policy 'and' pledging to stage an all-encompassing national inquiry into the scandalous suppression of historical and topical child sexual abuse investigations - with a guarantee that no whitewash merchants of the Butler-Sloshed / Fiona Woolf conflict of interest calibre would be appointed to the board of inquiry and kiddie fiddling ex-cabinet ministers would be getting their collars felt - no matter which Masonic lodge or BD/SM club they belonged to or who their neighbours were.
As he informed the party faithful at the UKIP conference - and any other fucker and their dog who might have wandered in to shelter from the rain: "We need to call a halt to these latter day imperialist schemes - these neo-colonial wars of aggression that are depleting our national budget and the cause of welfare benefit cuts."
"This ISIS excuse in Iraq's simply an excuse to invade Syria by the back door which Scameron's gone into with no exit strategy in mind. For fuck's sake how about an 'entry strategy' to begin with apart from this "let's bomb some nasty ISIS ragheads" bluster - which is all an excuse to devastate Syria's infrastructure - same as Iraq and Libya - both fucked up beyond all recognition - then cut loose and leave a nightmare of socio-political mayhem and chaos in their departing wake - with Dirty Dick Cheney's old pals 'no-tender' Scalliburton on hand to repair the damage at some exorbitant cost - all charged to the IMF or World Bank - with a price tag levelled in usurious measures of socio-political compliance - plus interest."
"Look towards Afghanistan as the perfect example, much the same as it was previously - the Taliban undefeated and centralised government a kleptocracy - with any semblance of a Kabul-based federal authority being more at scent than substance - and warlords ruling their respective tribal fiefdoms."
"Britain under New Labour and this pisspottical Con-Dem Tory / Lib-Dum mess of a coalition have been blackmailed and coerced into backing the Great Satan US wars of aggression to achieve and maintain military hegemony for the ZioNazi kikesters in Israel (formerly Palestine) and pushing forward their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda on orders from the Rothshite crime syndicate - and when UKIP get into Downing Street that's all going to stop."
Thought for the day. Next May, vote UKIP and say fuck it to Brussels and a federalised EUSSR Stasi state - and the Zionist scumsters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Regardless of perjurious denials to the contrary issued to satiate the scandal-frenzy thirst of persistent gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, the huff n puff mandarin hierarchy manning the battlements and drawbridge at the Conservative Party's Matthew Parker Street HQ have now gone into Devcon Two crisis mode following the latest round of resignations and defections by turncoat Tory MPs and party faithful moneybags donors.
The alarm bells factor hiked up a couple of notches when it was discovered that the defectors are avoiding New Labour and the Lib-Dums like the proverbial plague but joining the ranks of that political bogeyman UKIP instead: a fearsome socio-political organ seen by many common herd voters - those still in possession of two functioning brains cells to rub together - as the last bastion of hope for retaining Britain's sovereign national identity before the Brussels-based kleptocrats get chance to impose their planned regional boundaries - and Devon becomes part of France, Norfolk linked with Holland and Kent cops a Belgian post code - and the Jobcentre is totally infested with begging pikey and gyppo migrants from the ne'er-do-well ex-Communist Eastern bloc states.
Tory MPs continue to desert the foundering not-fit-for-purpose Con-Dem / Libservative coalition ship of state like canny rats gifted with the power of clairvoyance where next May's election results are concerned, and see no future with Captain 'Man Tits' Dave at the helm - or defecting to pariah status New Labour under the current aegis of the Wallace n Gromit team of child prodigy Commissar Ed Millipede and Fast Eddy Ballsup - or the equally leprous Lib-Dums under the leadership of the serial pledge-breaking Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg.
Nope, the party of popular choice for the turncoats is UKIP, with none other than the indestructible Nigel Barrage as their bannerman - the Tory's latest bête noire and the survivor of political conflicts on many fronts - not least the Brussels EUSSR battlefield - plus airplane crashes galore, with nary a hair out of place and his underpants still in pristine condition.
While Barrage once fostered a determined ambition for his UK Independence Party to replace the slapstick Librarian-Dummercrats as the 'third force' in national politics, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, Flatbrokes, are giving generous odds that due the continuing fuck ups foisted by this moronic Con-Dem mess of a coalition that come next May then UKIP could well be placed as the favourite 'first force' to win the general election.
In a pathetic bid to downplay the current snowballing defections trend, the Tory's moronic House of Conmans leader Willy Vague opined to media hacks that the fact a few non-entity back bench Tories had switched alliances to the Barrage Gang and former Tory donor, multi-zillionaire Shiteside Insurance / 3D skipping ropes inventor / tycoon Arron Banks, had yesterday also absconded to UKIP, taking his cornucopia of ready cash with him - was 'small potatoes' - dismissing the defections as 'insignificant'.
Responding to Vague's imprudent and obnoxious remarks, and for making a joke at his expense, Mr Banks countered this ridicule by spitefully upping his initial donation to UKIP's election war chest by the power of ten - from a mere £100,000 to a round robin £1,000,000 nicker - what greedy banksters refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.
Yep, counting in the £1 million nicker gift from another disillusioned 'former' Tory donor, Paul Sykes, that's a cool £2 million quid the Tory election campaign machine 'isn't' 'getting - and the UKIP Mafia are - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance and an ill-tempered statement from this 'insignificant' closet case sodomite Willy Vague - a failed party leader cum Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist stooge - hanging on to the threadbare vestiges of political power - like the equally abhorrent DWP Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit.
Arron Banks’ embarrassing announcement, made alongside UKIP leader Nigel Barrage, came as Posh Dave Scameron delivered a blunt warning to disillusioned Tories at their party conference that a flirtation with the UKIP anti-Christ at the next general election could lead to a Millipede-led New Labour government - here wholly overlooking the fact that 'flirtation with UKIP' might well lead to a Barrage-led UKIP government - and our once-sceptred isle - this pre-fracked green and pleasant land - finally out of Brussels graft and corruption infested EUSSR bully boy community.
Following the Eurosceptic UKIP's annual conference at Smegmadale-on-Sea last week, Nigel Barrage is definitely seen as the UK's political pointsman to be watched - and without a shadow of doubt a credible governing political alternative to the showers of shit Broken Britain's voters are currently saddled with - party of self-interest Tories, scumbag Whigs that became Liberals into Social Democraps - and now morphed into Librarian-Dummercrats - and not forgetting incompetent New Labour for all their sins - past and present.
The gospel according to St Nigel states: "The EUSSR is no longer an academic debate as it’s affecting the British public in every single aspect of their miserable lives and a daily point of heated anarchistic discussion for commuters, people waiting in queues at the Jobcentre, and forever a topic of controversy at bankruptcy hearings.”
“I mean, let’s simply look at the facts – it’s a 27 nation insolvency fubar, bollocks deep in perpetual debt and run by a bunch of foreign types, most of whom, such as the poxy Germans and fickle French are our historical enemies – plus not forgetting our insular sceptred isle of Albion has never been a part of Europe – and southern England is definitely not a part of this ridiculous ‘Arc Manche’ region with northern France that Brussels is trying to foist on us to murder our national identity.”
While being an elected MEP, Barrage remains a devout Eurosceptic and a fierce critic of the corruption-ridden edifice that only serves the interests of the few to the detriment of the many. Further, due his constructive criticisms of the Brussels kleptocracy he is a particular annoying thorn in the side of the EUSSR President, the wretched Catweazle-look-alike, Herman van Rumpy-Pumpy - a man so stricken by negative Karma and total lack of personality that last November his sense of humour transplant rejected him.
So nice one all round Nigel, but alas, by the same rule he's probably now topping MI5's assisted suicide / fatal heart attack hit list due his stated blue collar vote policies of revoking Britain's crippling EUSSR membership, hoofing out sponging EU pikey immigrants and other foreign swan poachers - along with slamming down on the current Whitehall / Westminster culture of fostering Israeli ZioNazi war crimes / genocide apologist policy 'and' pledging to stage an all-encompassing national inquiry into the scandalous suppression of historical and topical child sexual abuse investigations - with a guarantee that no whitewash merchants of the Butler-Sloshed / Fiona Woolf conflict of interest calibre would be appointed to the board of inquiry and kiddie fiddling ex-cabinet ministers would be getting their collars felt - no matter which Masonic lodge or BD/SM club they belonged to or who their neighbours were.
As he informed the party faithful at the UKIP conference - and any other fucker and their dog who might have wandered in to shelter from the rain: "We need to call a halt to these latter day imperialist schemes - these neo-colonial wars of aggression that are depleting our national budget and the cause of welfare benefit cuts."
"This ISIS excuse in Iraq's simply an excuse to invade Syria by the back door which Scameron's gone into with no exit strategy in mind. For fuck's sake how about an 'entry strategy' to begin with apart from this "let's bomb some nasty ISIS ragheads" bluster - which is all an excuse to devastate Syria's infrastructure - same as Iraq and Libya - both fucked up beyond all recognition - then cut loose and leave a nightmare of socio-political mayhem and chaos in their departing wake - with Dirty Dick Cheney's old pals 'no-tender' Scalliburton on hand to repair the damage at some exorbitant cost - all charged to the IMF or World Bank - with a price tag levelled in usurious measures of socio-political compliance - plus interest."
"Look towards Afghanistan as the perfect example, much the same as it was previously - the Taliban undefeated and centralised government a kleptocracy - with any semblance of a Kabul-based federal authority being more at scent than substance - and warlords ruling their respective tribal fiefdoms."
"Britain under New Labour and this pisspottical Con-Dem Tory / Lib-Dum mess of a coalition have been blackmailed and coerced into backing the Great Satan US wars of aggression to achieve and maintain military hegemony for the ZioNazi kikesters in Israel (formerly Palestine) and pushing forward their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda on orders from the Rothshite crime syndicate - and when UKIP get into Downing Street that's all going to stop."
Thought for the day. Next May, vote UKIP and say fuck it to Brussels and a federalised EUSSR Stasi state - and the Zionist scumsters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 28 September 2014
Tories Launch 'Operation Distraction'
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Islamophobic scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
With a sycophantic Yea vote of 524 against 43 'sensible' Nays (and 82 'not here' / 'couldn't give a fuck' no-shows) Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron gets his wish to lead our once-sceptred isle into another neo-colonial war of latter day imperialist aggression against a bunch of unwashed raghead 'death cult' thugs known as ISIS or ISIL or simply IS - as they seem to get re-branded with every Caliphate Channel news update - with the mission creep intent of expanding the UK's end of this 'Sunni & Cher vs The Shites' sectarian conflict into Syria - to oust President Basher al Assad's regime and turn the country into a total basket case state of chaos alike NATO's earlier fubar achievements in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan.
In an interview with the Warmongers Gazette, PM Scameron - overlooking an earlier House of Conmans statement pledging to have DWP Oberstfuhrer Iain Dunkin Shit slash Broken Britain's welfare benefits cap by £3,000 a year 'if' the Tories win the election - (ha, great way of ensuring you don't win an election / and never won an outright majority at the last election - plus have a cat in hell's chance of doing so next May) - and declaring the Treasury kitty does not have a spare couple of bucks to run the sadly-defunct Remploy disabled workplaces - now intends to pilfer the taxpayers' purse for the cash to fuel Tornado GR4 fighter jet's RB 199 Mk 103 turbofans to fly sorties from Cyprus to Iraq (via Syria) - and buy a shitload of laser guided Paveway IV smart bombs, DMS Legacy Brimstone and AIM-132 ASRAAM missiles - plus stack of munitions for the fighter's Kraut Mauser 27mm / 1,700 rpm cannons that loose off streams of 260 gram projectiles which - Gaza-style - tear the limbs off any non-combatant civilian old enough to scream and bleed - even if they are hiding under a school desk or behind a hospital wall.
So we have Scameron, Clogg and Millipede - this tri-party Coalition of Zionist Stooges, at the beck and call of their multi-national military-industrial complex paymasters. A troika of creeps sanctifying the immoral Operation Distraction mission creep backdoor invasion of Syria with a Parliamentary vote - for democracy's sake - and the public common herd's brain dead media-mesmerised (read 'muddled') emotions stirred up to a Red Queen state of "off with their heads!" propaganda-driven frenzy by Scameron's mention of Jihadi John of the ISIS Beatles Decapitation Brigade.
In Posh Dave's own words: "Yes, you with the Cockney accent. MI6 know who you are and we're stopping your Mum and Dad's welfare benefits and slapping them with a Bedroom Tax bill - then I'm going to send those nasty chaps from 22 SAS at Credenhill over to snuff you and your oick pals - and the Geneva Convention be buggered."
Unfounded rumours abound in the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar that Scameron's further attempts to cow the ISIS leadership into submission include shock n awe tactical threats of dropping his secret Tory 'blonde moments' sub-nuclear Celebrity bombshell, Nadine 'Scouse' Dorries MP in their Jolly Jihad mujahideen midst to cause havoc and disarray.
Yep, that's the key core element for the success of Operation Distraction - paint ISIS as the latest 'foreigner' type bogeyman - an all-new Islamic anti-Christ scaremongering source now that Big Al Qaeda has gone out of fashion and Osama bin Laden's been snuffed for the umpteenth time. In the Tavistock Institute's estimation this will serve to take the focus off the fact that the VIP / Parliamentary Paedo Club Inquiry chair Fiona Woolf is far too busy to investigate the elitist Masonic paedo cabal until after Christmas - by which time the UK will be under a martial law jackboot and all such embarrassing kiddie fiddling investigations into the sordid abnormal perversions of cabinet ministers - past and present - will be a no go area under our (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land's all-new 'Tory Tyranny' fascist democracy system.
Well that's the name of the game now for the Tory Party rag-tag outfit - with turncoat MPs defecting to UKIP or resigning over public disclosure of their disgusting sexual indiscretions - like canny rats deserting an unseaworthy ship of state that has foundered on the rocks of public mistrust after suffering a Biblical scale credibility crisis - back in the Autumn of 2010.
So what's the public opinion? Has Tory MP Mark Reckless been 'reckless' in defecting to UKIP - or is he just a twat? Does everyone agree with Brooks Skidmark's - the Tory MP for Essex Brainless constituency - admission, confided to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "I'm a bit of a dumb cunt at times and have no-one to blame but myself."
But to grab the British public's attentions 'and approval' by the Pavlovian short n curlies, Scameron's spin doctors are alleged to be pushing the UK's ubiquitous High Street Poundshop stores to market a line of Islamic horror Halloween paraphernalia - complete with severed heads.
Not to miss a chance on the outrageous, Chatham House's NLP mind-benders are reputedly scheming to have ISIS usurp Guy Fawkes (that notorious Yorkshireman executed for his valiant, albeit failed, efforts to 'restructure' Parliament) as our historical Public Enemy No 1 and henceforth, in accordance with the ditching of Broken Britain's 'multi-cultural society' concept and this post-9/11 Islamophobia sectarian / racist slant being fostered by Western governments - specifically the UK's past Bliarite New Labour regime and Posh Dave Scameron's incumbent mess of pottage politely referred to as the Con-Dem Coalition - now adopting a 21st Century-themed anti-Jihadist / ISIS hate campaign by converting our iconic November 5th Bonfire Night to Burn-a-Beardie Muslim Night instead.
Thoughts for the day. New Labour's Wallace n Gromit leadership team of child prodigy Red Ed Millipede & Fast Eddie Balls were of a mind to pull a spiffing lampoon on Scameron's marketing of this humanitarian intervention 'let's get ISIS' propaganda bullshit to Parliament last Friday - intending to scribe slanderous Twitter and Facebook postings linked to a montage of graphic piccies of the devastated and Balkanised Libya of today - with the message "This is another socio-politically stable Muslim Arab state the Tory Coalition fucked up earlier".
Obviously clearer minds thought better of such imprudent action coming back to kick them squarely in the arse, considering the state of mayhem and chaos Tony Bliar's illegal invasion of Iraq caused back in those earlier post-9/11 Islamophobic 'Let's get Saddam Hussein' hatred heydays, circa 2003.
Do you believe British kids will go for the government's 'Penny for the Jihadist Scum' and swap their regular 'Guy' for a straw-stuffed Muslim effigy in a black Ninja suit, BD/SM ski mask and Granny's gingham tea towel wrapped around its head? Were you invited to the anti-ISIS talks - or did you too - like the Syrian government - miss out on a shopping trip in Paris? Do you think the ISIS photo-shopped journalist / aid worker beheading videos are Academy Award material? Is the ISIS Caliphate's top dog Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi really the kikester Mossad agent provocateur, Elliot ben Shimon?
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With a sycophantic Yea vote of 524 against 43 'sensible' Nays (and 82 'not here' / 'couldn't give a fuck' no-shows) Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron gets his wish to lead our once-sceptred isle into another neo-colonial war of latter day imperialist aggression against a bunch of unwashed raghead 'death cult' thugs known as ISIS or ISIL or simply IS - as they seem to get re-branded with every Caliphate Channel news update - with the mission creep intent of expanding the UK's end of this 'Sunni & Cher vs The Shites' sectarian conflict into Syria - to oust President Basher al Assad's regime and turn the country into a total basket case state of chaos alike NATO's earlier fubar achievements in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan.
In an interview with the Warmongers Gazette, PM Scameron - overlooking an earlier House of Conmans statement pledging to have DWP Oberstfuhrer Iain Dunkin Shit slash Broken Britain's welfare benefits cap by £3,000 a year 'if' the Tories win the election - (ha, great way of ensuring you don't win an election / and never won an outright majority at the last election - plus have a cat in hell's chance of doing so next May) - and declaring the Treasury kitty does not have a spare couple of bucks to run the sadly-defunct Remploy disabled workplaces - now intends to pilfer the taxpayers' purse for the cash to fuel Tornado GR4 fighter jet's RB 199 Mk 103 turbofans to fly sorties from Cyprus to Iraq (via Syria) - and buy a shitload of laser guided Paveway IV smart bombs, DMS Legacy Brimstone and AIM-132 ASRAAM missiles - plus stack of munitions for the fighter's Kraut Mauser 27mm / 1,700 rpm cannons that loose off streams of 260 gram projectiles which - Gaza-style - tear the limbs off any non-combatant civilian old enough to scream and bleed - even if they are hiding under a school desk or behind a hospital wall.
So we have Scameron, Clogg and Millipede - this tri-party Coalition of Zionist Stooges, at the beck and call of their multi-national military-industrial complex paymasters. A troika of creeps sanctifying the immoral Operation Distraction mission creep backdoor invasion of Syria with a Parliamentary vote - for democracy's sake - and the public common herd's brain dead media-mesmerised (read 'muddled') emotions stirred up to a Red Queen state of "off with their heads!" propaganda-driven frenzy by Scameron's mention of Jihadi John of the ISIS Beatles Decapitation Brigade.
In Posh Dave's own words: "Yes, you with the Cockney accent. MI6 know who you are and we're stopping your Mum and Dad's welfare benefits and slapping them with a Bedroom Tax bill - then I'm going to send those nasty chaps from 22 SAS at Credenhill over to snuff you and your oick pals - and the Geneva Convention be buggered."
Unfounded rumours abound in the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar that Scameron's further attempts to cow the ISIS leadership into submission include shock n awe tactical threats of dropping his secret Tory 'blonde moments' sub-nuclear Celebrity bombshell, Nadine 'Scouse' Dorries MP in their Jolly Jihad mujahideen midst to cause havoc and disarray.
Yep, that's the key core element for the success of Operation Distraction - paint ISIS as the latest 'foreigner' type bogeyman - an all-new Islamic anti-Christ scaremongering source now that Big Al Qaeda has gone out of fashion and Osama bin Laden's been snuffed for the umpteenth time. In the Tavistock Institute's estimation this will serve to take the focus off the fact that the VIP / Parliamentary Paedo Club Inquiry chair Fiona Woolf is far too busy to investigate the elitist Masonic paedo cabal until after Christmas - by which time the UK will be under a martial law jackboot and all such embarrassing kiddie fiddling investigations into the sordid abnormal perversions of cabinet ministers - past and present - will be a no go area under our (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land's all-new 'Tory Tyranny' fascist democracy system.
Well that's the name of the game now for the Tory Party rag-tag outfit - with turncoat MPs defecting to UKIP or resigning over public disclosure of their disgusting sexual indiscretions - like canny rats deserting an unseaworthy ship of state that has foundered on the rocks of public mistrust after suffering a Biblical scale credibility crisis - back in the Autumn of 2010.
So what's the public opinion? Has Tory MP Mark Reckless been 'reckless' in defecting to UKIP - or is he just a twat? Does everyone agree with Brooks Skidmark's - the Tory MP for Essex Brainless constituency - admission, confided to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "I'm a bit of a dumb cunt at times and have no-one to blame but myself."
But to grab the British public's attentions 'and approval' by the Pavlovian short n curlies, Scameron's spin doctors are alleged to be pushing the UK's ubiquitous High Street Poundshop stores to market a line of Islamic horror Halloween paraphernalia - complete with severed heads.
Not to miss a chance on the outrageous, Chatham House's NLP mind-benders are reputedly scheming to have ISIS usurp Guy Fawkes (that notorious Yorkshireman executed for his valiant, albeit failed, efforts to 'restructure' Parliament) as our historical Public Enemy No 1 and henceforth, in accordance with the ditching of Broken Britain's 'multi-cultural society' concept and this post-9/11 Islamophobia sectarian / racist slant being fostered by Western governments - specifically the UK's past Bliarite New Labour regime and Posh Dave Scameron's incumbent mess of pottage politely referred to as the Con-Dem Coalition - now adopting a 21st Century-themed anti-Jihadist / ISIS hate campaign by converting our iconic November 5th Bonfire Night to Burn-a-Beardie Muslim Night instead.
Thoughts for the day. New Labour's Wallace n Gromit leadership team of child prodigy Red Ed Millipede & Fast Eddie Balls were of a mind to pull a spiffing lampoon on Scameron's marketing of this humanitarian intervention 'let's get ISIS' propaganda bullshit to Parliament last Friday - intending to scribe slanderous Twitter and Facebook postings linked to a montage of graphic piccies of the devastated and Balkanised Libya of today - with the message "This is another socio-politically stable Muslim Arab state the Tory Coalition fucked up earlier".
Obviously clearer minds thought better of such imprudent action coming back to kick them squarely in the arse, considering the state of mayhem and chaos Tony Bliar's illegal invasion of Iraq caused back in those earlier post-9/11 Islamophobic 'Let's get Saddam Hussein' hatred heydays, circa 2003.
Do you believe British kids will go for the government's 'Penny for the Jihadist Scum' and swap their regular 'Guy' for a straw-stuffed Muslim effigy in a black Ninja suit, BD/SM ski mask and Granny's gingham tea towel wrapped around its head? Were you invited to the anti-ISIS talks - or did you too - like the Syrian government - miss out on a shopping trip in Paris? Do you think the ISIS photo-shopped journalist / aid worker beheading videos are Academy Award material? Is the ISIS Caliphate's top dog Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi really the kikester Mossad agent provocateur, Elliot ben Shimon?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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