Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, you read it right first time around, our not-fit-for-purpose MPs have been in squander mode again and splurged some £250,000 nicker of taxpayer’s money on self-gratifying portraits.
Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, in true Tory hypocrisy fashion, preaches ‘austerity’ to the common herd masses (that’s ‘us’ – the 99% Have Not’s) while the Downing Street Cabinet’s Behavioural Insights Team aka the ‘Nudge Unit’ working in conjunction with Common Purpose social engineering / brainwashing quanco have conjured up this Channel 4 ‘Benefits Street’ series just to show us what a bunch of scrounging welfare addict wankers are running Broken Britain even further into the ground – and all the while Posh Dave’s doling out a ripoff £90 quid-a-time for a fucking haircut - and his thatch still looks like Bert’s off Sesame Street – as though Big Bird’s been pecking at it through a chain link fence.
But £90 nicker’s sweet eff all in comparison to the £250,000 quid that’s been squandered from the public purse to fund the ultimate MP vanity project – having specially commissioned portraits of themselves painted by the UK's leading (sic) artists. Er no, not Banksy.
The gospel according to an exclusive report in today’s Daily Shitraker these include wasting £10,000 quid on a portrait of the Nasty Party’s Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit; a further £4,000 to preserve the warmongering pro-Zionist closet case of a Foreign Secretary Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague in oils; capped by £8,000 for a painting of the Tory Minister With Nothing To Do, Ken ‘Nonce’ Clarke - caught for posterity having a grope at Benny Fellows’ crotch.
Labour’s useless MP Diane ‘Mumbo-Jumbo’ Abbott, notorious for her forked tongue hypocrisy on a plethora of issues, also exercised her Parliamentary right to waste taxpayer’s money and commissioned a ‘topless’ portrait by Stuart Pearson Wright –which he got totally ‘Wrong’ at a cost of £11,750 quid, as a gift to her ‘spiritual mentor’ - local Stoke Newington juju man, the Very Reverend Goodluck Jaffacake.
The pic, with Abbott in dreadlocks – is, in a word, ‘dreadful’ – and looks to have been scribbed with crayons by some 6-year old – of an evil troll out of a horror comic – Gorgonzilla Strikes Again!
Topless indeed, talk about coyote ugly, if her tits are anything like her face then the extravagant cow is a real three-bagger / broomstick merchant puke job.
A slew of former Lib-Dum leaders have also been named and shamed. Lord Scabby Pantsdown had his portrait painted for £2,000 and Chazzer ‘Pisspot’ Kennedy had a piece commissioned for £6,000, while Sir Ming Vase Campbell, the People’s Marxist Utopia Party MP for Wanking, spent £10,346 on a personalised ‘child frightener’.
Lord Michael ‘Drac’ Howard, the former Transylvanian Tory leader and ‘Party Impaler’, sat for a painting worth £9,400 – daubed from the vital blood of freshly-slaughtered virgin Gyppo skangers.
Yet while the sheeple’s gutter press are set to have the tumbrels rolling by dawn and condemn MPs as a bunch of degenerates for their exaggerated sense of self-entitlement, the shit-for-brains Jacob ‘Bagpuss’ Rees-Moggy, a rather eccentric Tory MP who no fucker takes too seriously (Parliamentary bill for Somerset to have its own time zone – WTF?) and is married to zillionaire heiress Helena von Deckchair, opined to the Spendthrifts Gazette that £250,000 quid bill for the portraits of politicians is 'chicken feed'. Hmmm, like to see what the fuck his chickens eat for lunch.
Although the numb nuts Rees-Moggy might have a point if we consider that John ‘Shortarse’ Bercow, when appointed to the post of House of Conmans Speaker, lashed out hard-earned taxpayer’s funds to the extent of £22,000 quid for a 'selfie' portrait, plus a further extravagant £15,000 for a personalised coat of arms with a ladder across the centre - and four barmcakes between the rungs - to remind him of his lowly beginnings as a window cleaner and baker's delivery lad.
Ron Scrote, chief executive of the TaxPayers’ Alliance, had this to say to media hacks.
“Wot the fuck are these tossers up to, I ask yer wiv their exaggerated sense of fuckin’ entitlement? Splashin’ out four an’ five-figure sums on these portraits an’ effin’ bronze busts has the stench of extravagant vanity projects for which unwitting taxpayers are footin’ the bill. Really, why the fuck can’t the moronic twats just settle for a big photo an’ have done wiv it?”
Apparently these ego-massaging sleaze decisions on who to honour are made by a cross-party group called the Speaker’s Advisory Committee Works of Art, currently chaired by Frank Doran, the Labour Party MP for Nonceland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen (North) constituency - who has commissioned some the country’s leading artists to paint MPs, including Graffiti Jack Scally and Croydon’s iconic One-Eyed Willy McDauber.
Hmmm, little wonder this credibility deficient government coalition is courting ridicule on a daily basis. Pity they didn’t get Anthony Gormless to knock up a few of his ‘Man Stood Doing Fuck All’ statues, they’d be more in keeping with Parliamentary activities.
Thought for the day. Now here’s a suggestion that might just be picked up by the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping system’s network as a direct anarchist threat and get me on an MI5 / 22 SAS Increment crew hit list, but who gives a flying fuck.
If these ego-massaging oicks want to be preserved for posterity, then bollocks to the paintings and bronzes - how about once they croak and shed their noxious mortal coils we send them down the taxidermist’s shop and have ‘em stuffed.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 14 January 2014
Thursday, 9 January 2014
British Plods Out of Control
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Gloucestershire’s Police & Crime Commissioner Martin Squirly has called for swift action in the wake of a scandalous incident where a Plod Squad sergeant was filmed threatening Dinsdale Figg-Newton, an amateur news photographer, with premeditated violence and promising to make his life a 'living hell’ at the aftermath scene of a road accident which the aforesaid photographer was not an involved party to.
The sergeant, who gave a false name and I/D number as Wallace McGromit -#666 on the video of the incident, threatened the 26 year old cameraman with the words “Yer lucky I don’t pull the Tomlinson Manoeuvre on yer an’ put the effin’ boot in fer good measure, yer wee sassenach twat.”
The offending officer, being equipped with the IQ of a small potted plant and too stupid to realise he was being recorded both visually and vocally on a second camera demanded that the photos be deleted or else he would arrest Figg-Newton for obstructing a policeman in the course of his duty and ensure he was remanded in custody on drug possession charges.
PCC Squirly, himself a former plod in the Gloucestershire force, informed one press hack from the Control Freak Gazette "It appears this officer swore at a member of the public, then followed that up by saying he was lucky not to have been given a good kicking, plus threatened him with arrest and being remanded in custody – where he’d get sodomised on a daily basis by hardened jailbirds bent on a sphincter stretching gang-bang mission.”
Gloucestershire Chief Constable Suzette ‘Catweazle’ Davenport also spoke with media hacks and opined that "I appreciate the work of the police can be the shits at times, but officers should not go round threatening white members of the public without good reason – and especially not letting slip that Her Majesty’s Prisons are a bumboy’s paradise.”
The offending Plod Squad Sergeant, Ron McTosser, a former Glasgow cormorant strangler, who can’t be identified for legal reasons – and in case some scrote decides to pop round his crib and lob a petrol bomb through the window - (#34, Scumbag Terraces, Twatwood Park, Gloucester) – has been suspended from duty on full pay and sent home on ‘gardening leave’ – even though he lives in a third floor flat – until the Independent Police Coverups Commission complete their misconduct investigation in August this year.
For the record: members of the public and media ‘do not’ need a permit to film or photograph in public places, and police - or Renta-Thug Security Agency uniformed morons - have no power to stop them filming or photographing incidents or police personnel.
So much for the boys in blue and ‘ask a policeman’. Protectors of society my arse. Of the upper echelons inbred landed gentry and royal blood mongrel nobility perhaps – but most definitely not the protectors of the common herd – they’re our fucking keepers.
Next, to add insult to injury we have an incident in High Wycombe where a PCSO drunk behind wheel of a Plod Squad vehicle pulls over a coloured car driver – colloquially referred to as a ‘darkie type’ - for smelling of cannabis.
Really, it’s a Wiley T Coyote pantomime – what a fucking shambles the Plod squad is. Renta-Thug bully boys, sadists and psychos. Control freak pondscum - the type of tosspots who used to dominate their pet hamster as kids.
Here again we have a street smart canny lad, Irfan Mehrban, using his mobile phone to film and record the incident where PCSO Andrew Pisspot signalled for the driver to stop his vehicle outside a school in High Wycombe, then called for back up when Mr Mehrban began arguing with him and said that halitosis besides he also stank of booze.
However when another squad car arrived on the scene and the officers found PCSO Pisspot staggering around like a drunk, they immediately suspected he’d been drinking and breathalysed him - finding that he was twice over the limit then arrested him instead.
Mehrban spoke to the media, relating that “I’d just turned inter me own street after pickin’ me son up from school, an’ this copper flags me down then tells me ter get outa the motor. So I asks him wot the fuck he stopped me for an’ he sez cos he could smell cannabis an’ reckoned I woz wearin’ a Semtex suicide vest – then sez I looked like one of them Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist bomber types wot blows thing up.”
Mehrban’s 80-second video of the incident was posted on YouTube, under the fitting title of ‘The Absolute Definition of Justice' - where it’s clocked up more than 5,000,000 hits.
Meanwhile, to further serve to revile the voting public’s opinion of this unaccountable tax-payer funded Plod Squad that strut arrogantly around in their Action Man stab vests with more crap hanging off their utility belts than Batman and Robin combined, we have a most unsafe majority verdict rendered by an eight from ten jury attending the Mark Duggan murder inquest - the 29-year-old local anti-Christ shot dead by armed officers in August 2011 in Tottenham.
The fuckwit jury returned a decision that it was ‘more likely than not’ that Duggan had a gun and threw it away before being shot - and that statement is supposed to satisfy the ‘beyond a reasonable doubt’ factor?
Hence this ‘lawfully killed’ bullshit verdict with the majority of the jury accepting the trigger-happy plods had acted ‘within the law’. Well, if that is the case then something is very fucking wrong with ‘the law’ as nobody is ever ‘lawfully killed’ – he was summarily executed – amen.
Now we’ve got the Met’s Plod Squad Scouse Commissioner, Sir Bernard Hulk Hogan, opining to gutter press hacks that "We need to do more to build trust with the British people – especially the black ones and restore confidence in our police forces.”
Well, planting guns on scallies they’ve just gunned down isn’t part of that process, Bernard.
Restore public confidence my ass. Regardless of the afore-mentioned incidents, it’s far too late for that with the litany of crimes and abuses the UK’s Plod Squad have been involved and complicit with - and guilty of – 7/7 false flag terrorist attack on British public commuters for a start – and the coverup (and probably the cause) of how many whistle-blower deaths and self-harm ‘suicides’ – with the pantomime death of Dr David Kelly presenting a stellar example of such venal complicity.
Plus the Met Plod Squad declaring war on Brazilian electricians back in 2005 on Stockwell tube station as the shit-for-brains SO19 Armed Gung Ho Unit couldn’t tell the fucking difference between a South American Catholic sparky and a Paki Muslim terrorist toting a backpack stuffed with a pantomime Toys-R-Us non-brissant black pepper and peroxide bomb.
One good piece of news that nowhere near provides the emasculation of fascist state powers we all wish for but does offset the burgeoning totalitarian clout of our control freak / panopticon surveillance society-obsessed government and police, the Lords last night shit-canned a lower House of Conmans move to pass into law the Nasty Party’s ‘Injunctions to Prevent Nuisance and Annoyance’ bill – a venal piece of legislature crafted by the Tory’s cross-dressing transvestite Home Secretary Terry Maybe.
Crossbench peer Lord Geoffrey Dear, an ex Midlands Plod Squad Chief Constable, led opposition in the name of tolerance and forbearance (and good old ‘common fucking sense’) to what he termed ‘a scam’ - to make injunctions against being ‘annoying’ legal - that anyone over the age of 10 could be served with an Ipna, which were geared to target peaceful protesters, noisy children in the street, street preachers, canvassers, carol singers, trick-or-treaters, church bell ringers, clay pigeon shooters and nudists.
Lord Dear opined to a press hack from the Whingers Weekly that “This Ipna offence bill is a piece of Stalinist work that could be used to target our youths, society’s vulnerable, such as the mentally ill, and fast track them into the criminal justice system.”
“We don’t need more laws to stamp out plurality and difference or conduct that can be categorised as causing nuisance or annoyance or offensive by those jobsworth bureaucrats on a perpetual quest for something to be offended about.”
”I will not stand to see the likes of this train wreck of a Con-Dem Coalition Dog and Pony Show pass laws that will criminalise any fucker and their dog for behaviour which a moronic local council Community Enforcement Stasi commissar decides is annoying or offensive following a complaint from some sad tosser who needs to get a life.”
As to Sergeant Ron McTosser threatening news pix taker Mr Figg-Newton with the dreaded ‘Tomlinson Manoeuvre’ – this equates with the Duggan inquest verdict – a get out of jail free card - as with that plea the Met’s Plod Squad can get away with GBH, manslaughter or murder.
Well it worked okay for PC Simon Harwood of the Met’s Bully Boy Squad after he deliberately and with malice aforethought dealt innocent passer-by Ian Tomlinson a most craven blow across the back of the legs with a telescopic steel Asp baton then shoved him violently to the pavement – for the victim to get up and stagger off – then drop dead several yards further on.
Okay, they get a slap on the wrist and hoofed out of the force – normally for a third offence – but there’s always the likes of the Serco or G4S Renta-Thug security agencies – and an erring copper can always go expatriate and work for G4S on one of their foreign deployment ventures – such as an Israeli prison – torturing Palestinian sprogs arrested and jailed without charge or trial for lobbing a couple of bricks at a Merkava battle tank and scratching the paintwork.
If Sgt McTosser or PCSO Pisspot are in need of gainful employment where references are not too big a deal, then G4S urgently require sadists for their staffing contract at Israel’s Facility 1391 detention / torture centre - overseeing David and Goliath interrogation sessions where some big hairy-arsed Israeli paedo sodomises a bunch of kids from the Gaza Strip until they admit to being linked to Hamas terrorist cells.
Or perhaps for the faint of heart there’s the Jerusalem-based Rachel Corrie Memorial Prison, along with the G4S-run Ofer, Kishon and Moskobiyyeh detention facilities at which human rights are never an issue and Palestinian prisoners invariably get released (if at all) with a kidney missing thanks to the money-spinning demands of the IDF’s transplant organ black market.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Gloucestershire’s Police & Crime Commissioner Martin Squirly has called for swift action in the wake of a scandalous incident where a Plod Squad sergeant was filmed threatening Dinsdale Figg-Newton, an amateur news photographer, with premeditated violence and promising to make his life a 'living hell’ at the aftermath scene of a road accident which the aforesaid photographer was not an involved party to.
The sergeant, who gave a false name and I/D number as Wallace McGromit -#666 on the video of the incident, threatened the 26 year old cameraman with the words “Yer lucky I don’t pull the Tomlinson Manoeuvre on yer an’ put the effin’ boot in fer good measure, yer wee sassenach twat.”
The offending officer, being equipped with the IQ of a small potted plant and too stupid to realise he was being recorded both visually and vocally on a second camera demanded that the photos be deleted or else he would arrest Figg-Newton for obstructing a policeman in the course of his duty and ensure he was remanded in custody on drug possession charges.
PCC Squirly, himself a former plod in the Gloucestershire force, informed one press hack from the Control Freak Gazette "It appears this officer swore at a member of the public, then followed that up by saying he was lucky not to have been given a good kicking, plus threatened him with arrest and being remanded in custody – where he’d get sodomised on a daily basis by hardened jailbirds bent on a sphincter stretching gang-bang mission.”
Gloucestershire Chief Constable Suzette ‘Catweazle’ Davenport also spoke with media hacks and opined that "I appreciate the work of the police can be the shits at times, but officers should not go round threatening white members of the public without good reason – and especially not letting slip that Her Majesty’s Prisons are a bumboy’s paradise.”
The offending Plod Squad Sergeant, Ron McTosser, a former Glasgow cormorant strangler, who can’t be identified for legal reasons – and in case some scrote decides to pop round his crib and lob a petrol bomb through the window - (#34, Scumbag Terraces, Twatwood Park, Gloucester) – has been suspended from duty on full pay and sent home on ‘gardening leave’ – even though he lives in a third floor flat – until the Independent Police Coverups Commission complete their misconduct investigation in August this year.
For the record: members of the public and media ‘do not’ need a permit to film or photograph in public places, and police - or Renta-Thug Security Agency uniformed morons - have no power to stop them filming or photographing incidents or police personnel.
So much for the boys in blue and ‘ask a policeman’. Protectors of society my arse. Of the upper echelons inbred landed gentry and royal blood mongrel nobility perhaps – but most definitely not the protectors of the common herd – they’re our fucking keepers.
Next, to add insult to injury we have an incident in High Wycombe where a PCSO drunk behind wheel of a Plod Squad vehicle pulls over a coloured car driver – colloquially referred to as a ‘darkie type’ - for smelling of cannabis.
Really, it’s a Wiley T Coyote pantomime – what a fucking shambles the Plod squad is. Renta-Thug bully boys, sadists and psychos. Control freak pondscum - the type of tosspots who used to dominate their pet hamster as kids.
Here again we have a street smart canny lad, Irfan Mehrban, using his mobile phone to film and record the incident where PCSO Andrew Pisspot signalled for the driver to stop his vehicle outside a school in High Wycombe, then called for back up when Mr Mehrban began arguing with him and said that halitosis besides he also stank of booze.
However when another squad car arrived on the scene and the officers found PCSO Pisspot staggering around like a drunk, they immediately suspected he’d been drinking and breathalysed him - finding that he was twice over the limit then arrested him instead.
Mehrban spoke to the media, relating that “I’d just turned inter me own street after pickin’ me son up from school, an’ this copper flags me down then tells me ter get outa the motor. So I asks him wot the fuck he stopped me for an’ he sez cos he could smell cannabis an’ reckoned I woz wearin’ a Semtex suicide vest – then sez I looked like one of them Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist bomber types wot blows thing up.”
Mehrban’s 80-second video of the incident was posted on YouTube, under the fitting title of ‘The Absolute Definition of Justice' - where it’s clocked up more than 5,000,000 hits.
Meanwhile, to further serve to revile the voting public’s opinion of this unaccountable tax-payer funded Plod Squad that strut arrogantly around in their Action Man stab vests with more crap hanging off their utility belts than Batman and Robin combined, we have a most unsafe majority verdict rendered by an eight from ten jury attending the Mark Duggan murder inquest - the 29-year-old local anti-Christ shot dead by armed officers in August 2011 in Tottenham.
The fuckwit jury returned a decision that it was ‘more likely than not’ that Duggan had a gun and threw it away before being shot - and that statement is supposed to satisfy the ‘beyond a reasonable doubt’ factor?
Hence this ‘lawfully killed’ bullshit verdict with the majority of the jury accepting the trigger-happy plods had acted ‘within the law’. Well, if that is the case then something is very fucking wrong with ‘the law’ as nobody is ever ‘lawfully killed’ – he was summarily executed – amen.
Now we’ve got the Met’s Plod Squad Scouse Commissioner, Sir Bernard Hulk Hogan, opining to gutter press hacks that "We need to do more to build trust with the British people – especially the black ones and restore confidence in our police forces.”
Well, planting guns on scallies they’ve just gunned down isn’t part of that process, Bernard.
Restore public confidence my ass. Regardless of the afore-mentioned incidents, it’s far too late for that with the litany of crimes and abuses the UK’s Plod Squad have been involved and complicit with - and guilty of – 7/7 false flag terrorist attack on British public commuters for a start – and the coverup (and probably the cause) of how many whistle-blower deaths and self-harm ‘suicides’ – with the pantomime death of Dr David Kelly presenting a stellar example of such venal complicity.
Plus the Met Plod Squad declaring war on Brazilian electricians back in 2005 on Stockwell tube station as the shit-for-brains SO19 Armed Gung Ho Unit couldn’t tell the fucking difference between a South American Catholic sparky and a Paki Muslim terrorist toting a backpack stuffed with a pantomime Toys-R-Us non-brissant black pepper and peroxide bomb.
One good piece of news that nowhere near provides the emasculation of fascist state powers we all wish for but does offset the burgeoning totalitarian clout of our control freak / panopticon surveillance society-obsessed government and police, the Lords last night shit-canned a lower House of Conmans move to pass into law the Nasty Party’s ‘Injunctions to Prevent Nuisance and Annoyance’ bill – a venal piece of legislature crafted by the Tory’s cross-dressing transvestite Home Secretary Terry Maybe.
Crossbench peer Lord Geoffrey Dear, an ex Midlands Plod Squad Chief Constable, led opposition in the name of tolerance and forbearance (and good old ‘common fucking sense’) to what he termed ‘a scam’ - to make injunctions against being ‘annoying’ legal - that anyone over the age of 10 could be served with an Ipna, which were geared to target peaceful protesters, noisy children in the street, street preachers, canvassers, carol singers, trick-or-treaters, church bell ringers, clay pigeon shooters and nudists.
Lord Dear opined to a press hack from the Whingers Weekly that “This Ipna offence bill is a piece of Stalinist work that could be used to target our youths, society’s vulnerable, such as the mentally ill, and fast track them into the criminal justice system.”
“We don’t need more laws to stamp out plurality and difference or conduct that can be categorised as causing nuisance or annoyance or offensive by those jobsworth bureaucrats on a perpetual quest for something to be offended about.”
”I will not stand to see the likes of this train wreck of a Con-Dem Coalition Dog and Pony Show pass laws that will criminalise any fucker and their dog for behaviour which a moronic local council Community Enforcement Stasi commissar decides is annoying or offensive following a complaint from some sad tosser who needs to get a life.”
As to Sergeant Ron McTosser threatening news pix taker Mr Figg-Newton with the dreaded ‘Tomlinson Manoeuvre’ – this equates with the Duggan inquest verdict – a get out of jail free card - as with that plea the Met’s Plod Squad can get away with GBH, manslaughter or murder.
Well it worked okay for PC Simon Harwood of the Met’s Bully Boy Squad after he deliberately and with malice aforethought dealt innocent passer-by Ian Tomlinson a most craven blow across the back of the legs with a telescopic steel Asp baton then shoved him violently to the pavement – for the victim to get up and stagger off – then drop dead several yards further on.
Okay, they get a slap on the wrist and hoofed out of the force – normally for a third offence – but there’s always the likes of the Serco or G4S Renta-Thug security agencies – and an erring copper can always go expatriate and work for G4S on one of their foreign deployment ventures – such as an Israeli prison – torturing Palestinian sprogs arrested and jailed without charge or trial for lobbing a couple of bricks at a Merkava battle tank and scratching the paintwork.
If Sgt McTosser or PCSO Pisspot are in need of gainful employment where references are not too big a deal, then G4S urgently require sadists for their staffing contract at Israel’s Facility 1391 detention / torture centre - overseeing David and Goliath interrogation sessions where some big hairy-arsed Israeli paedo sodomises a bunch of kids from the Gaza Strip until they admit to being linked to Hamas terrorist cells.
Or perhaps for the faint of heart there’s the Jerusalem-based Rachel Corrie Memorial Prison, along with the G4S-run Ofer, Kishon and Moskobiyyeh detention facilities at which human rights are never an issue and Palestinian prisoners invariably get released (if at all) with a kidney missing thanks to the money-spinning demands of the IDF’s transplant organ black market.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
Kikesters Seize Total Control of Fed
In this morning’s ‘Kosher Brochure’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yup, America is fucked with a large capital F. Not only have the Rothshite crime syndicate banksters been controlling the privately owned Federal Reserve with a steady chain of succession American Zionist sympathisers / Ashkenazi Jews of convenience since 1913 - a round robin 100 years - but henceforth will have actual dual citizenship Israelis running the outfit – which puts the kikester AIPAC lobby’s jackboot firmly on the throat of the good ole US of A’s stagnant economy and currency issuing stream.
First off in this double-whammy Shylock control of the Federal Reserve, the US Senate has confirmed the appointment of 67-year-old weasel-featured Janet Yellen as its next head when current chairman Baldy Bernanke steps down next month following 8 years of dodgy debt juggling and screwing the US economy into the ground in favour of his yidster bosses that control the global Crapitalist money system.
Fifty-six craven senators – (all beholden to AIPAC electoral donations and a variety of back-hander bribes and honorariums from the likes of Sheldon Adelson - plus dirty weekend excursions to Las Vegas to shack up with the blow job queen of their choice) - voted in favour of the pinch-faced Yellen, with a token opposition of twenty-odd opposed to make it appear a fair vote – while the remainder stayed home due bad weather and generalised apathy.
Yellen, who is married to pro-Zionist Georgie Jackoffalot, a UC/ Berkeley economics professor, was appointed to the Fed’ post by White House cuckoo Barry Soetoro Obama, the Kenyan-Indonesian-Hawaiian Muslim Presidential impostor - on orders from his Rothshite crime syndicate bosses in London and will be the first woman to lead the kikester-owned private bank since its insidious creation at Jekyll Island in 1910.
Hmmm, let’s hope Grandma Yellen doesn’t suffer too many temporising ‘blonde moments’ when it comes to decisions on quantitative easing versus inflation or else the US economy, already super-saturated in debt to a mega-trillions $$$$ figure, will go completely tits up.
And while we’re on the subject of bare-faced and blatant yidster infiltration into the US banking / monetary control system and someone shouts “For fuck’s sake, is it only the shifty Shylocks who get to run the Fed?” - guess who’s going to be second in command at the Willie Wankers Money Factory and worshipping before the altar of their God of Greed, Mammon?
Why none other than the Edomite Mafia’s Bank of Israel governor Stanley ‘Skeletor’ Fischer - which to any common sense, logical mind sort of throws up all manner of red flag warnings viz conflict of interest and dual loyalty – especially where ‘Israel First’ sentiments manifest and Fischer (the only bankster in town with a rib-rattling Body Mass Index of ‘Zero’) abuses his Fed’ position to subvert the aims of the burgeoning BDS movement – much as we saw the neo-con likes of Wolfowitz, Feith, Perle, Bryen, Leeden and Schulsky etcetera, et al commit to America’s detriment with calculated deliberation following the rogue Zionist state’s false flag attacks on the WTC Twin Towers and the Pentagon on 9/11.
For the record, before any sod gets distracted from the issues at hand, Fischer will be AIPAC’s puppet at the Fed’ – much as he was Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s strategically placed stooge at the Bank of Israel - conjuring up sanctions against Iran in cahoots with his kikester crony Stuart Levey, head of the U.S. Treasury Department’s division for Terrorism and Financial Intelligence - ostensibly with regard to the Islamic nation’s nuclear research and development program to prevent them becoming a rival regional power and upsetting the status quo balance of Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony.
The Federal Reserve – aka The Monster from Jekyll Island – and that’s the evil edifice’s fitting sobriquet.
A cabal of banksters - J.P. Morgan, Rockersmeller, and Kunt, Loeb & Co - all representing the interests of the dominant Rothshite crime cartel, was convened in a secret caucus at the Jekyll Island Tosspots Club in November of 1910 by Senator Nelson Aldrich and U.S. Treasury Department Under-Secretary A. Piatt Andrew – which included Willy Wartburg, Shylock Scattstein, Frank Vanderlipgloss and Sheldon Scumberg - all former alumnus of Yale’s Skull Fuckers n Bones Sodomite Club.
Here these oligarchs discussed monetary strategies and the creation of a private banking monopoly and currency issuing system based not on only on gold but commercial paper – and all devoid of government regulation - to screw the American public out of every last cent they earned – and then some - by fielding sub-prime mortgage loans then foreclosing on defaulters each time this corrupt cabal crashed the stock market and entire economy – a conspiratorial conclave which resulted in the drafting of the Federal Reserve Act: a piece of crafted treason laid on the Oval Office desk by Colonel Edward Mandell House and signed into law by the traitorous hand of puppet President Woodchuck Wilson in 1913.
Okay, regardless of being globally reviled as a bunch of money-grubbing, usurious scumbags throughout their recorded history – and too for their part in having God’s only son (JC) murdered by the Romans – their unqualified Chosen People arrogance now sees them despised for the racist ‘crimes against humanity’ offences visited on the marginalised Palestinian population of Israel (formerly Palestine) – now divided into the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip, besieged behind the Israeli’s 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall and suffering under the racist Knesset’s ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide policies.
The Zionist kikesters are accursed on all sides as their crimes reflect badly on the true orthodox worshippers of Judaism who, while still deluding themselves that they are this ‘superior culture’ Chosen People (for what exactly?) do not accept that Palestine was ever intended as God’s Promised Land – and the usurping ZioNazis had no right to establish the illegal outlaw state of Israel on someone else’s home turf back in May 1948 by force of arms.
But this insidious, corrupting cartel of Ashkenazi Jews of convenience didn’t always get their own way.
Andrew Jackson, one of the few US presidents with the good of the American nation and people foremost in his mind, went head on with the Fed’s equally iniquitous predecessor, the Second National Bank of United Usury - authorised by the corrupt James Madison administration in 1816 - and kiboshed its federal charter in 1832.
Jackson's veto message stated that the Second National Bank:
1) concentrated the nation's financial strength in a single institution,
2) exposed the government to control by foreign interests, (Israel)
3) served mainly to make the rich richer,
4) exercised too much control over members of Congress,
5) favoured north-eastern states over southern and western states,
6) was controlled by a few select elitist families and kikester oligarchs.
Not one to bandy his words, Jackson denounced the bank and its controllers as a blood-sucking monopoly which granted itself exclusive privileges at the expense of the American public – following which he survived a variety of assassination attempts by agents of the kikester banking crony cabal.
Hmmm, a pity no fucker listened to the Democrat’s uber-orator and legal mind, William Jennings Bryan either. Bryan – aka The Great Commoner - applied his frenzy-rousing rhetoric to parallel the thoughts of Andy Jackson and vehemently denounced the Wall Street leeches and all private banks for what we now know them to be, with his immortal and prophetic ‘Cross of Gold’ speech in 1896.
Thought for the day. Of course, any fucker or their dog that rightly questions or challenges these skewed conflict of interest ‘Israeli citizen’ appointments of Yellen and Fischer to the Fed’ will be slapped with the kikester’s stock-in-trade accusations of anti-Semitism - and branded a Holohoax denier.
Well, for fuck’s sake, Rothshite bankster stooges besides, we’ve even got a snap-frozen Yank here in Broken Britain at the helm of the Bank of England – Canuk Mark Carney – and an ex-Gold-in-Sacks employee to boot - which does little to instil a sense of trust in his judgement – or moral scruples.
Regardless, fuck Israel and their embedded Fifth Column ZioNazi moles – and their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / agenda for global domination. And while we’re on the subject, fuck the Freemasons too, and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yup, America is fucked with a large capital F. Not only have the Rothshite crime syndicate banksters been controlling the privately owned Federal Reserve with a steady chain of succession American Zionist sympathisers / Ashkenazi Jews of convenience since 1913 - a round robin 100 years - but henceforth will have actual dual citizenship Israelis running the outfit – which puts the kikester AIPAC lobby’s jackboot firmly on the throat of the good ole US of A’s stagnant economy and currency issuing stream.
First off in this double-whammy Shylock control of the Federal Reserve, the US Senate has confirmed the appointment of 67-year-old weasel-featured Janet Yellen as its next head when current chairman Baldy Bernanke steps down next month following 8 years of dodgy debt juggling and screwing the US economy into the ground in favour of his yidster bosses that control the global Crapitalist money system.
Fifty-six craven senators – (all beholden to AIPAC electoral donations and a variety of back-hander bribes and honorariums from the likes of Sheldon Adelson - plus dirty weekend excursions to Las Vegas to shack up with the blow job queen of their choice) - voted in favour of the pinch-faced Yellen, with a token opposition of twenty-odd opposed to make it appear a fair vote – while the remainder stayed home due bad weather and generalised apathy.
Yellen, who is married to pro-Zionist Georgie Jackoffalot, a UC/ Berkeley economics professor, was appointed to the Fed’ post by White House cuckoo Barry Soetoro Obama, the Kenyan-Indonesian-Hawaiian Muslim Presidential impostor - on orders from his Rothshite crime syndicate bosses in London and will be the first woman to lead the kikester-owned private bank since its insidious creation at Jekyll Island in 1910.
Hmmm, let’s hope Grandma Yellen doesn’t suffer too many temporising ‘blonde moments’ when it comes to decisions on quantitative easing versus inflation or else the US economy, already super-saturated in debt to a mega-trillions $$$$ figure, will go completely tits up.
And while we’re on the subject of bare-faced and blatant yidster infiltration into the US banking / monetary control system and someone shouts “For fuck’s sake, is it only the shifty Shylocks who get to run the Fed?” - guess who’s going to be second in command at the Willie Wankers Money Factory and worshipping before the altar of their God of Greed, Mammon?
Why none other than the Edomite Mafia’s Bank of Israel governor Stanley ‘Skeletor’ Fischer - which to any common sense, logical mind sort of throws up all manner of red flag warnings viz conflict of interest and dual loyalty – especially where ‘Israel First’ sentiments manifest and Fischer (the only bankster in town with a rib-rattling Body Mass Index of ‘Zero’) abuses his Fed’ position to subvert the aims of the burgeoning BDS movement – much as we saw the neo-con likes of Wolfowitz, Feith, Perle, Bryen, Leeden and Schulsky etcetera, et al commit to America’s detriment with calculated deliberation following the rogue Zionist state’s false flag attacks on the WTC Twin Towers and the Pentagon on 9/11.
For the record, before any sod gets distracted from the issues at hand, Fischer will be AIPAC’s puppet at the Fed’ – much as he was Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s strategically placed stooge at the Bank of Israel - conjuring up sanctions against Iran in cahoots with his kikester crony Stuart Levey, head of the U.S. Treasury Department’s division for Terrorism and Financial Intelligence - ostensibly with regard to the Islamic nation’s nuclear research and development program to prevent them becoming a rival regional power and upsetting the status quo balance of Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony.
The Federal Reserve – aka The Monster from Jekyll Island – and that’s the evil edifice’s fitting sobriquet.
A cabal of banksters - J.P. Morgan, Rockersmeller, and Kunt, Loeb & Co - all representing the interests of the dominant Rothshite crime cartel, was convened in a secret caucus at the Jekyll Island Tosspots Club in November of 1910 by Senator Nelson Aldrich and U.S. Treasury Department Under-Secretary A. Piatt Andrew – which included Willy Wartburg, Shylock Scattstein, Frank Vanderlipgloss and Sheldon Scumberg - all former alumnus of Yale’s Skull Fuckers n Bones Sodomite Club.
Here these oligarchs discussed monetary strategies and the creation of a private banking monopoly and currency issuing system based not on only on gold but commercial paper – and all devoid of government regulation - to screw the American public out of every last cent they earned – and then some - by fielding sub-prime mortgage loans then foreclosing on defaulters each time this corrupt cabal crashed the stock market and entire economy – a conspiratorial conclave which resulted in the drafting of the Federal Reserve Act: a piece of crafted treason laid on the Oval Office desk by Colonel Edward Mandell House and signed into law by the traitorous hand of puppet President Woodchuck Wilson in 1913.
Okay, regardless of being globally reviled as a bunch of money-grubbing, usurious scumbags throughout their recorded history – and too for their part in having God’s only son (JC) murdered by the Romans – their unqualified Chosen People arrogance now sees them despised for the racist ‘crimes against humanity’ offences visited on the marginalised Palestinian population of Israel (formerly Palestine) – now divided into the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip, besieged behind the Israeli’s 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall and suffering under the racist Knesset’s ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide policies.
The Zionist kikesters are accursed on all sides as their crimes reflect badly on the true orthodox worshippers of Judaism who, while still deluding themselves that they are this ‘superior culture’ Chosen People (for what exactly?) do not accept that Palestine was ever intended as God’s Promised Land – and the usurping ZioNazis had no right to establish the illegal outlaw state of Israel on someone else’s home turf back in May 1948 by force of arms.
But this insidious, corrupting cartel of Ashkenazi Jews of convenience didn’t always get their own way.
Andrew Jackson, one of the few US presidents with the good of the American nation and people foremost in his mind, went head on with the Fed’s equally iniquitous predecessor, the Second National Bank of United Usury - authorised by the corrupt James Madison administration in 1816 - and kiboshed its federal charter in 1832.
Jackson's veto message stated that the Second National Bank:
1) concentrated the nation's financial strength in a single institution,
2) exposed the government to control by foreign interests, (Israel)
3) served mainly to make the rich richer,
4) exercised too much control over members of Congress,
5) favoured north-eastern states over southern and western states,
6) was controlled by a few select elitist families and kikester oligarchs.
Not one to bandy his words, Jackson denounced the bank and its controllers as a blood-sucking monopoly which granted itself exclusive privileges at the expense of the American public – following which he survived a variety of assassination attempts by agents of the kikester banking crony cabal.
Hmmm, a pity no fucker listened to the Democrat’s uber-orator and legal mind, William Jennings Bryan either. Bryan – aka The Great Commoner - applied his frenzy-rousing rhetoric to parallel the thoughts of Andy Jackson and vehemently denounced the Wall Street leeches and all private banks for what we now know them to be, with his immortal and prophetic ‘Cross of Gold’ speech in 1896.
Thought for the day. Of course, any fucker or their dog that rightly questions or challenges these skewed conflict of interest ‘Israeli citizen’ appointments of Yellen and Fischer to the Fed’ will be slapped with the kikester’s stock-in-trade accusations of anti-Semitism - and branded a Holohoax denier.
Well, for fuck’s sake, Rothshite bankster stooges besides, we’ve even got a snap-frozen Yank here in Broken Britain at the helm of the Bank of England – Canuk Mark Carney – and an ex-Gold-in-Sacks employee to boot - which does little to instil a sense of trust in his judgement – or moral scruples.
Regardless, fuck Israel and their embedded Fifth Column ZioNazi moles – and their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / agenda for global domination. And while we’re on the subject, fuck the Freemasons too, and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 7 January 2014
Putin Vows ‘Annihilation’ of Muslim Terrorists
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshitsky’ Cyrillic reader’s edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill inside the ‘Rodina’ – with dispatches hand forged and crafted by humourless Siberian gulag inmates into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Russian President Vlad Putrid, founder of the Okhta Halitosis Society, has sworn a quasi-religious oath on the body of a dead heron to exact vengeance and thus provide closure for the victims of the double-whammy Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) bombing atrocities and annihilate the Saudi-funded Islamic terrorist scumbags responsible.
Putrid’s televised New Year statement was also addressed to gutter press hacks at a funeral for civilian victims of the two craven suicide bombings which killed thirty-plus people in attacks less than 24 hours apart – at the Volgograd railway station last Sunday and aboard a trolleybus in the Monday morning rush-hour - with Mohammedvich al Ka-Boomsky and his gang of Chechen Islamist militants from the North Caucasus being blamed - until a better set of suspects turns up or claim responsibility.
Well, if the Chechen Muslim’s Shaheed Semtex Vest Brigade - a loose cannon gang of virgin-fixated Salafist suicide bombers out to make a bit of a name for themselves in Paradise – are determined to continue acting on orders from their Mid-East funding sponsors – the shitbag Saudis – (and specifically the pro-Zionist Saudi rogue intelligence (sic) boss Prince Bandar bin Sodomite – a raving paedo’ deviant who prefers little boy’s asses to the female vulva) - and extending this terror bombing campaign to the forthcoming Sochi Winter Olympics – they need to think again.
Vlad Putrid’s no prevaricating wimp or Zionist stooge like the UK’s Scameron and Clegg, and the scope and extent of Putrid’s idea of ‘payback' for the Volgograd bombing is perhaps beyond the scope of moral capacity of a layman in the street as he’ll have his vory agents nail the heads of the guilty to the floor for starters.
This man is cast from the Russian psycho mould who’ll order the extreme prejudice murder of whoever was responsible along with every fucker and their dog in their extended family – including the dog – and cat – and any other hapless sod on their Christmas card or Hijra / Muharram New Year greetings list.
Obviously Putrid’s had enough of this foreign meddling bullshit being directed back in his court for a change and appears ready to shrug off the fantasy of this Russian capacity to shoulder eternal suffering – and strike at the source of the problem.
Thus some fucker is gonna cop for a few nano-particles of Polonium 210 in their morning cuppa – or a prod in the back of the leg with a ricin-pellet loaded brolly. Like the ZioNazi outlaw regime running Israel, Russia is now another nuclear armed rogue gangster state who doesn't give a flying fuck nor play by the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
For fuck’s sake, Putrid and his semi-trusted sidekick Dmitry Medvedev are both ‘Siloviki’ - top ranking ex-KGB officers who were spawned into their criminal careers dominating St Petersburg’s ‘vory v zakone’ Tambov Gang and lesser organised crime ‘bratva’. Political pantomime and diplomatic protocol posturing besides, these are not reasonable people when it comes down to nitty-gritty turf war arguments.
As to the obnoxious Saudi Arabian Prince Bandar – a self-declared playboy (read ‘bumboy’) behaving alike some proverbial tomcat testing the myth he has nine lives - this tosspot was stupid – and imprudent – enough to actually threaten Putrid to his pig-eyed Slavic face concerning Russian support for the Basher Assad regime in Syria – and that his finger was on the trigger of the Chechen-based Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist groups – then facilitated the false flag chemical weapons attacks in Syria with Israeli-supplied sarin gas mortar shells just to give the Russian military the finger.
The shameless Saudi scum and Qatari goat-bonkers are playing at Sun Tzu and Machiavelli and have grown arrogant - with their transient oil wealth and the mega-funds available supplying a vehicle of mischief far beyond their moral capacity to deploy wisely.
Steered under the inept helm of Prince Bandar, the Saudi Wahhabist fanatics are out to cause an Islamic holy war – not against the Christian West but their own kind – Sunni versus Shi’ite – and duly rejoice in their collective schadenfreude as others suffer in misery due their inhuman acts – as per the most viewed television slot of the week being the Friday afternoon ‘Extreme Stoning’ event on Al Jazeera Sports Plus – followed by Hand Chopping Hour and ‘Beheading of the Week’.
The Saudi’s host a most barbaric culture, playing at civilisation, with their women folk not permitted to drive and be-cloaked in the ridiculous chador and burka – and they embrace this perverted Dark Ages Sharia Law which reads like some screenplay straight out of the Neanderthal ‘Quest for Oil’.
Oh yes, yet another delusional bunch of self-promoting, holier-than-thou adulterous, boozing, gambling, whoring pederast hypocrites that most definitely do not practice what they preach – and the Syrian false flag sarin gas attack, plus the recent Russian Volgograd and Lebanon bombings, have Mid-East Saudi mischief thumbprints all over them.
Now the Saudi and Qatar regimes – along with the insane Jordanian monarchy, are hell bent on regional destabilisation via the routes of death and destruction – a gameplan that will come back and kick them in the ass.
Of course, this Arab arrogance stems from Israeli / US prompting – a devil on their shoulder temptation to carve out a bigger slice of the Mid-East / Gulf region for themselves.
Thus the Spend-a-Thon funding of Arab Springs and all manner of ultra-fundamentalist Islamic crazies across the Mid-East and Africa’s Islamic states – with the end game strategy to achieve regime changes from Morocco to Pakiland – and specifically Iran, to oust ruling Shi’ite regimes and install rulers who adhere to their preferred ‘Sunni Side Up’ versions of Islam.
Alas, they’re not possessed of the foresight to gauge that once the rebel terrorist Salafist running dogs are done with the likes of Syria, then their sights will be set on the Western-Zionist stooge puppet monarchies of Qatar, Saudi, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman and the UAE – and once that shower of shits are dealt the death blow then all attentions turn to the illegal, outlaw state of Israel and justice for their Arab Semite Muslim Palestinian brothers.
Oh yes, make no mistake on this score – they’re the next on the fundamentalist fanatics hit list – the corrupt monarchies and their bourgeoisie bureaucrats – and every Western diplomatic mission – which is going to make a total bollocks of the New World Order agenda’s schedule.
Oh well, at the end of the day this is all down to the good ole U S of A – the Great Satan – the Yanks – who have the knack of fucking up everything they touch – the Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Central America, Iraq, Afghanistan, etcetera, et al.
Thought for the day. One major stumbling block these Ayrab wannabes want to smarten up on is the fact that while their obedient stooge antics are helping to forward this purported monotheist New World Order’s insidious agenda (read ‘Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’ gameplan) they are never going to be a top dog part of the new order but simply kowtowing ‘goyim’ chattels.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Russian President Vlad Putrid, founder of the Okhta Halitosis Society, has sworn a quasi-religious oath on the body of a dead heron to exact vengeance and thus provide closure for the victims of the double-whammy Volgograd (formerly Stalingrad) bombing atrocities and annihilate the Saudi-funded Islamic terrorist scumbags responsible.
Putrid’s televised New Year statement was also addressed to gutter press hacks at a funeral for civilian victims of the two craven suicide bombings which killed thirty-plus people in attacks less than 24 hours apart – at the Volgograd railway station last Sunday and aboard a trolleybus in the Monday morning rush-hour - with Mohammedvich al Ka-Boomsky and his gang of Chechen Islamist militants from the North Caucasus being blamed - until a better set of suspects turns up or claim responsibility.
Well, if the Chechen Muslim’s Shaheed Semtex Vest Brigade - a loose cannon gang of virgin-fixated Salafist suicide bombers out to make a bit of a name for themselves in Paradise – are determined to continue acting on orders from their Mid-East funding sponsors – the shitbag Saudis – (and specifically the pro-Zionist Saudi rogue intelligence (sic) boss Prince Bandar bin Sodomite – a raving paedo’ deviant who prefers little boy’s asses to the female vulva) - and extending this terror bombing campaign to the forthcoming Sochi Winter Olympics – they need to think again.
Vlad Putrid’s no prevaricating wimp or Zionist stooge like the UK’s Scameron and Clegg, and the scope and extent of Putrid’s idea of ‘payback' for the Volgograd bombing is perhaps beyond the scope of moral capacity of a layman in the street as he’ll have his vory agents nail the heads of the guilty to the floor for starters.
This man is cast from the Russian psycho mould who’ll order the extreme prejudice murder of whoever was responsible along with every fucker and their dog in their extended family – including the dog – and cat – and any other hapless sod on their Christmas card or Hijra / Muharram New Year greetings list.
Obviously Putrid’s had enough of this foreign meddling bullshit being directed back in his court for a change and appears ready to shrug off the fantasy of this Russian capacity to shoulder eternal suffering – and strike at the source of the problem.
Thus some fucker is gonna cop for a few nano-particles of Polonium 210 in their morning cuppa – or a prod in the back of the leg with a ricin-pellet loaded brolly. Like the ZioNazi outlaw regime running Israel, Russia is now another nuclear armed rogue gangster state who doesn't give a flying fuck nor play by the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
For fuck’s sake, Putrid and his semi-trusted sidekick Dmitry Medvedev are both ‘Siloviki’ - top ranking ex-KGB officers who were spawned into their criminal careers dominating St Petersburg’s ‘vory v zakone’ Tambov Gang and lesser organised crime ‘bratva’. Political pantomime and diplomatic protocol posturing besides, these are not reasonable people when it comes down to nitty-gritty turf war arguments.
As to the obnoxious Saudi Arabian Prince Bandar – a self-declared playboy (read ‘bumboy’) behaving alike some proverbial tomcat testing the myth he has nine lives - this tosspot was stupid – and imprudent – enough to actually threaten Putrid to his pig-eyed Slavic face concerning Russian support for the Basher Assad regime in Syria – and that his finger was on the trigger of the Chechen-based Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist groups – then facilitated the false flag chemical weapons attacks in Syria with Israeli-supplied sarin gas mortar shells just to give the Russian military the finger.
The shameless Saudi scum and Qatari goat-bonkers are playing at Sun Tzu and Machiavelli and have grown arrogant - with their transient oil wealth and the mega-funds available supplying a vehicle of mischief far beyond their moral capacity to deploy wisely.
Steered under the inept helm of Prince Bandar, the Saudi Wahhabist fanatics are out to cause an Islamic holy war – not against the Christian West but their own kind – Sunni versus Shi’ite – and duly rejoice in their collective schadenfreude as others suffer in misery due their inhuman acts – as per the most viewed television slot of the week being the Friday afternoon ‘Extreme Stoning’ event on Al Jazeera Sports Plus – followed by Hand Chopping Hour and ‘Beheading of the Week’.
The Saudi’s host a most barbaric culture, playing at civilisation, with their women folk not permitted to drive and be-cloaked in the ridiculous chador and burka – and they embrace this perverted Dark Ages Sharia Law which reads like some screenplay straight out of the Neanderthal ‘Quest for Oil’.
Oh yes, yet another delusional bunch of self-promoting, holier-than-thou adulterous, boozing, gambling, whoring pederast hypocrites that most definitely do not practice what they preach – and the Syrian false flag sarin gas attack, plus the recent Russian Volgograd and Lebanon bombings, have Mid-East Saudi mischief thumbprints all over them.
Now the Saudi and Qatar regimes – along with the insane Jordanian monarchy, are hell bent on regional destabilisation via the routes of death and destruction – a gameplan that will come back and kick them in the ass.
Of course, this Arab arrogance stems from Israeli / US prompting – a devil on their shoulder temptation to carve out a bigger slice of the Mid-East / Gulf region for themselves.
Thus the Spend-a-Thon funding of Arab Springs and all manner of ultra-fundamentalist Islamic crazies across the Mid-East and Africa’s Islamic states – with the end game strategy to achieve regime changes from Morocco to Pakiland – and specifically Iran, to oust ruling Shi’ite regimes and install rulers who adhere to their preferred ‘Sunni Side Up’ versions of Islam.
Alas, they’re not possessed of the foresight to gauge that once the rebel terrorist Salafist running dogs are done with the likes of Syria, then their sights will be set on the Western-Zionist stooge puppet monarchies of Qatar, Saudi, Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman and the UAE – and once that shower of shits are dealt the death blow then all attentions turn to the illegal, outlaw state of Israel and justice for their Arab Semite Muslim Palestinian brothers.
Oh yes, make no mistake on this score – they’re the next on the fundamentalist fanatics hit list – the corrupt monarchies and their bourgeoisie bureaucrats – and every Western diplomatic mission – which is going to make a total bollocks of the New World Order agenda’s schedule.
Oh well, at the end of the day this is all down to the good ole U S of A – the Great Satan – the Yanks – who have the knack of fucking up everything they touch – the Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Central America, Iraq, Afghanistan, etcetera, et al.
Thought for the day. One major stumbling block these Ayrab wannabes want to smarten up on is the fact that while their obedient stooge antics are helping to forward this purported monotheist New World Order’s insidious agenda (read ‘Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’ gameplan) they are never going to be a top dog part of the new order but simply kowtowing ‘goyim’ chattels.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 6 January 2014
Tory Plot to Trash Forests: Plan B
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
According to the latest divinely-inspired gospel from the Nasty Party’s Defra Minister, Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, ‘developers’ (read ‘profit-motivated environmental pillagers’) could be allowed to destroy ancient woodland if they agreed to plant more trees ‘elsewhere’. (Que? Will some fucker please define ‘elsewhere’? Egypt? The Dogger Bank? Barclay’s Bank? In Never-Never Land? On Cloud Cuckoo? Where is this elusive, enigmatic ‘elsewhere’ exactly?)
Playing a nonsensical ‘rhetorical semantics’ wild card hand to bestow credence and justification for this latest backdoor attempt to devastate and lay waste to the ancient woodlands of our once-sceptred isle, Paterson opined to one gutter press hack from the Hack & Burn Gazette that ‘biodiversity offsetting’ (WTF kind of Orwellian ‘newspeak’ is that?) could provide ‘a better environment over the long term’ – less trees / more concrete and railway lines – a proposal which critics have been quick to label as a government licence to ‘trash nature’.
Cobblers has previously expressed frustration with Broken Britain’s planning system, which he claims gives precedence to silly environmental concerns over the dire need for more wind farms, nuclear power stations, shale gas fracking sites and fields of genetically-modified Frankenfood crops.
“Hey, the tree-hugging common herd need to look at the big picture and get with the programme. Just think of how many zillions of big old trees we’re going to chop down when the HS2 high speed Rattle-Track project cuts a swathe of devastation through the middle of the English greenbelt.”
In support of his flawed argument Paterson further cited the construction of the M6 toll road around Brummystan as justification for his biodiversity-famine scheme, claiming 10,000 mature hardwood trees had been chopped down for firewood but a million Christmas conifers were planted along the hard shoulder to appease the divergent greenies – which would look very nice when it snowed.
However the moronic Farmer Owen was coerced by aggie media hacks into acknowledging that the scale of Britain’s ancient woodlands could not be recreated overnight – as it takes a long, long time for a tiny acorn to grow into a great stalwart oak.
In a quick-fix damage control response to offset incoming flack, saner, common sense minds at the Department for the Environment stressed it was extremely unlikely (but not impossible) that planning permission would be granted on property covered by ancient woodland regardless of Paterson’s ramblings that his priority as Defra Minister was to boost the rural economy – but ensure it was kept in harmony with nature – and sometimes a few trees needed felling to achieve this skewed balance.
Ron McScrote, spokesman for Friends of the Earth, opined to gutter press hacks that instead of putting nature up for sale the government should come up with a long term planning system to protect Britain's wildlife – bunnies, birdies and squirrels – and the first move in the right direction would be to ditch Farmer Owen who harboured nothing but disrespect for Mother Nature by pushing the recent and abortive badger cull - and spent his time lobbying for the toxic agro-chemical and energy exploiters of the environment – Puff n Blow Wind Farms; Scum-Drill Frackers; Nasty Nuclear Fuels and Monsanto Frankenfoods with their Insta-Tumour GM terminator seed crops that even the fucking rats won’t eat.
“Wot we got here is yet another stellar instance of Tory Party values at their graphic worse. If it’s not subsidised wind farms blightin’ the effin’ horizons an’ coastlines then they’re floggin’ us Jap-crap Fuckupshima model nuke power plants an’ this groundwater-pollutin’ shale gas frackin’ wot’s gonna bring the price of domestic gas down ter sweet fuck all – I don’t think.”
“We, the electorate wot comprises the voting demographic of this country, are sick ter the effin’ teeth wiv attempts ter trash the forests an’ Owen Paterson is yet another classical example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment wiv semi-intelligent bipeds.”
“Takin’ the Nasty Party’s post-2010 election ‘one size fits all’ political policy platform ter new levels of gross stupidity, this is Plan B / Part 2 of the Tory scam ter flog off our national forests ter a bunch of profit-driven environmental pillagers wot want ter tear up the trees ter build rows of shoe box dwellings - then in a display of hypocrisy-ridden irony, name the roads after the very centuries old botanical wonders wot they’ve uprooted: Oak Wood Drive; Beech Crescent; Yewtree Lane; Giant Sequoia Avenue – whatever – but all blighted by the vertical thrusting obscenity of telegraph poles, street lights an’ cellphone an’ Wi-Fi signal booster modules.”
“Where this Con-Dem Coalition fubar find these tossers I’m fucked if I know. They’re all moronic Common Purpose-trained (read NLP brainwashed) knobheads wot thinks wood grows on trees. Like that xenophobic excuse for an immigration minister Mark ‘Firewood’ Harper – the very same dog wanker wot proposed sellin’ off our woodlands ter the Sahara Forest Trading Corp – an’ is double-damned in my eyes for fieldin’ the racist ‘Pikeys Go Home or Risk Arrest’ vans drivin’ round London.”
“Course, Harper’s just like Paterson, another conflict of interest corrupt politician an’ member of the cabinet’s Zillionaire’s Club (WTF - aren’t they all?) stricken wiv the curse of ‘sinecurism’ cos the Fortune 500 index is their true constituency. An’ let’s not forget the ginger mingin Caroline ‘Sugar Beet’ Spelman, the Tory MP for Middens. This Desperate Dan chinned slapper woz in on the first forest sell-off scam too an’ is marred wiv severe credibility issues - like Nannygate for starters.”
Hmmm, one seems to recall that Posh Dave Scameron bid Spelman to go forth, grovelling into the House of Conmans on her knobbly knees, clad in fuck all but sackcloth and ashes, and apologise to every fucker and their dog for attempting to chop down all our trees. So what is Paterson’s penance fate to be when the same public knee-jerk reaction kicks in and the Friends of the Earth and Countryside Alliance demand his IQ-deficient head on a platter?
So, to the maxim that if a tree falls in the forest and there’s no-one around to hear it, does it actually make a noise? If this corrupt arsehole Cobblers Paterson is anywhere around with a chain saw or axe then some fucker is most definitely gonna hear it.
Point to remember, prolific old growth forests have established themselves over centuries via the route of Darwinian natural selection’s hit n miss system – the most suitable terrain and sub soil and weather protection.
You can plant all the fucking acorns and beech nuts, sweet chestnuts and conkers, rowan, lime, hornbeam seeds – or alder and birch strobiles or the proud evergreen conifer cones – but they ain’t gonna prosper and grow to maturity on a landfill site or round the soccer pitch of some Asbo sink or swim social housing estate or Pikey caravan park.
To wit, the woodlands are not the governments to loan, barter, trade or sell – they belong to us – the peasant demographic and we want them left alone – and no more feeble excuses and faulty science crap from the Fortune 500 energy stooge Paterson about it’s good for ancient woodlands to be chopped down and grow again.
Ah well, while there is no such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon, and all too frequently displayed, known as ‘conventional political stupidity’ – which seems in the Con-Dem coalition’s case, to be a sore thumb constant.
Thought for the day. If old conflict of interest Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson – the ‘corporate lobbyist MP’ - put as much effort into initiating police investigations and seeking justice for the special needs and disabled children such as Hollie Greig – a victim of serial sexual abuse and resident of his neglected North Slopshire constituency - as he does shilling for the likes of Monsanto and mutagenic GM Frankenfood crops, along with the environmental disaster toxic fracking industry – and sponsoring badger culls, then he might pass muster as being fit for purpose as an MP in the human / public interest department, but sadly that is not the case. There’s only one person in Cobblers’ life – and that’s the egocentric Cobblers.
Despite repeated petitions and presentations of documented medical evidence of sexual abuse and serial rape by an elitist pederast group – with the 20-plus offenders named by Hollie and her mother - Paterson continues with the Tory / BBC official establishment line of ignoring the plight of sexually abused children – and too the harassment and further abuse of Hollie and her mother Anne by his own Shropshire Council social services and police – and the corrupt Court of Protection slapping mum Anne with a gagging order interdict to prevent her contacting the legions of supporters of the Hollie Demands Justice group.
The disgusting revelations of the Jimbo Savile and Cyril Smith scandals besides, what else can we expect from a Masonic-dominated civil service and a Parliament – upper and lower houses – that are chocker full of raving fudgers and kiddie fiddling deviants.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
According to the latest divinely-inspired gospel from the Nasty Party’s Defra Minister, Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson, ‘developers’ (read ‘profit-motivated environmental pillagers’) could be allowed to destroy ancient woodland if they agreed to plant more trees ‘elsewhere’. (Que? Will some fucker please define ‘elsewhere’? Egypt? The Dogger Bank? Barclay’s Bank? In Never-Never Land? On Cloud Cuckoo? Where is this elusive, enigmatic ‘elsewhere’ exactly?)
Playing a nonsensical ‘rhetorical semantics’ wild card hand to bestow credence and justification for this latest backdoor attempt to devastate and lay waste to the ancient woodlands of our once-sceptred isle, Paterson opined to one gutter press hack from the Hack & Burn Gazette that ‘biodiversity offsetting’ (WTF kind of Orwellian ‘newspeak’ is that?) could provide ‘a better environment over the long term’ – less trees / more concrete and railway lines – a proposal which critics have been quick to label as a government licence to ‘trash nature’.
Cobblers has previously expressed frustration with Broken Britain’s planning system, which he claims gives precedence to silly environmental concerns over the dire need for more wind farms, nuclear power stations, shale gas fracking sites and fields of genetically-modified Frankenfood crops.
“Hey, the tree-hugging common herd need to look at the big picture and get with the programme. Just think of how many zillions of big old trees we’re going to chop down when the HS2 high speed Rattle-Track project cuts a swathe of devastation through the middle of the English greenbelt.”
In support of his flawed argument Paterson further cited the construction of the M6 toll road around Brummystan as justification for his biodiversity-famine scheme, claiming 10,000 mature hardwood trees had been chopped down for firewood but a million Christmas conifers were planted along the hard shoulder to appease the divergent greenies – which would look very nice when it snowed.
However the moronic Farmer Owen was coerced by aggie media hacks into acknowledging that the scale of Britain’s ancient woodlands could not be recreated overnight – as it takes a long, long time for a tiny acorn to grow into a great stalwart oak.
In a quick-fix damage control response to offset incoming flack, saner, common sense minds at the Department for the Environment stressed it was extremely unlikely (but not impossible) that planning permission would be granted on property covered by ancient woodland regardless of Paterson’s ramblings that his priority as Defra Minister was to boost the rural economy – but ensure it was kept in harmony with nature – and sometimes a few trees needed felling to achieve this skewed balance.
Ron McScrote, spokesman for Friends of the Earth, opined to gutter press hacks that instead of putting nature up for sale the government should come up with a long term planning system to protect Britain's wildlife – bunnies, birdies and squirrels – and the first move in the right direction would be to ditch Farmer Owen who harboured nothing but disrespect for Mother Nature by pushing the recent and abortive badger cull - and spent his time lobbying for the toxic agro-chemical and energy exploiters of the environment – Puff n Blow Wind Farms; Scum-Drill Frackers; Nasty Nuclear Fuels and Monsanto Frankenfoods with their Insta-Tumour GM terminator seed crops that even the fucking rats won’t eat.
“Wot we got here is yet another stellar instance of Tory Party values at their graphic worse. If it’s not subsidised wind farms blightin’ the effin’ horizons an’ coastlines then they’re floggin’ us Jap-crap Fuckupshima model nuke power plants an’ this groundwater-pollutin’ shale gas frackin’ wot’s gonna bring the price of domestic gas down ter sweet fuck all – I don’t think.”
“We, the electorate wot comprises the voting demographic of this country, are sick ter the effin’ teeth wiv attempts ter trash the forests an’ Owen Paterson is yet another classical example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment wiv semi-intelligent bipeds.”
“Takin’ the Nasty Party’s post-2010 election ‘one size fits all’ political policy platform ter new levels of gross stupidity, this is Plan B / Part 2 of the Tory scam ter flog off our national forests ter a bunch of profit-driven environmental pillagers wot want ter tear up the trees ter build rows of shoe box dwellings - then in a display of hypocrisy-ridden irony, name the roads after the very centuries old botanical wonders wot they’ve uprooted: Oak Wood Drive; Beech Crescent; Yewtree Lane; Giant Sequoia Avenue – whatever – but all blighted by the vertical thrusting obscenity of telegraph poles, street lights an’ cellphone an’ Wi-Fi signal booster modules.”
“Where this Con-Dem Coalition fubar find these tossers I’m fucked if I know. They’re all moronic Common Purpose-trained (read NLP brainwashed) knobheads wot thinks wood grows on trees. Like that xenophobic excuse for an immigration minister Mark ‘Firewood’ Harper – the very same dog wanker wot proposed sellin’ off our woodlands ter the Sahara Forest Trading Corp – an’ is double-damned in my eyes for fieldin’ the racist ‘Pikeys Go Home or Risk Arrest’ vans drivin’ round London.”
“Course, Harper’s just like Paterson, another conflict of interest corrupt politician an’ member of the cabinet’s Zillionaire’s Club (WTF - aren’t they all?) stricken wiv the curse of ‘sinecurism’ cos the Fortune 500 index is their true constituency. An’ let’s not forget the ginger mingin Caroline ‘Sugar Beet’ Spelman, the Tory MP for Middens. This Desperate Dan chinned slapper woz in on the first forest sell-off scam too an’ is marred wiv severe credibility issues - like Nannygate for starters.”
Hmmm, one seems to recall that Posh Dave Scameron bid Spelman to go forth, grovelling into the House of Conmans on her knobbly knees, clad in fuck all but sackcloth and ashes, and apologise to every fucker and their dog for attempting to chop down all our trees. So what is Paterson’s penance fate to be when the same public knee-jerk reaction kicks in and the Friends of the Earth and Countryside Alliance demand his IQ-deficient head on a platter?
So, to the maxim that if a tree falls in the forest and there’s no-one around to hear it, does it actually make a noise? If this corrupt arsehole Cobblers Paterson is anywhere around with a chain saw or axe then some fucker is most definitely gonna hear it.
Point to remember, prolific old growth forests have established themselves over centuries via the route of Darwinian natural selection’s hit n miss system – the most suitable terrain and sub soil and weather protection.
You can plant all the fucking acorns and beech nuts, sweet chestnuts and conkers, rowan, lime, hornbeam seeds – or alder and birch strobiles or the proud evergreen conifer cones – but they ain’t gonna prosper and grow to maturity on a landfill site or round the soccer pitch of some Asbo sink or swim social housing estate or Pikey caravan park.
To wit, the woodlands are not the governments to loan, barter, trade or sell – they belong to us – the peasant demographic and we want them left alone – and no more feeble excuses and faulty science crap from the Fortune 500 energy stooge Paterson about it’s good for ancient woodlands to be chopped down and grow again.
Ah well, while there is no such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon, and all too frequently displayed, known as ‘conventional political stupidity’ – which seems in the Con-Dem coalition’s case, to be a sore thumb constant.
Thought for the day. If old conflict of interest Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson – the ‘corporate lobbyist MP’ - put as much effort into initiating police investigations and seeking justice for the special needs and disabled children such as Hollie Greig – a victim of serial sexual abuse and resident of his neglected North Slopshire constituency - as he does shilling for the likes of Monsanto and mutagenic GM Frankenfood crops, along with the environmental disaster toxic fracking industry – and sponsoring badger culls, then he might pass muster as being fit for purpose as an MP in the human / public interest department, but sadly that is not the case. There’s only one person in Cobblers’ life – and that’s the egocentric Cobblers.
Despite repeated petitions and presentations of documented medical evidence of sexual abuse and serial rape by an elitist pederast group – with the 20-plus offenders named by Hollie and her mother - Paterson continues with the Tory / BBC official establishment line of ignoring the plight of sexually abused children – and too the harassment and further abuse of Hollie and her mother Anne by his own Shropshire Council social services and police – and the corrupt Court of Protection slapping mum Anne with a gagging order interdict to prevent her contacting the legions of supporters of the Hollie Demands Justice group.
The disgusting revelations of the Jimbo Savile and Cyril Smith scandals besides, what else can we expect from a Masonic-dominated civil service and a Parliament – upper and lower houses – that are chocker full of raving fudgers and kiddie fiddling deviants.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 2 January 2014
UK Slammed by Pikey Express
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Flatbrokes, Broken Britain’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are well out of pocket due mega-bucks payouts this morning as the doomsayers were spot on with their New Year immigration deluge predictions as literally zillions of vulgar Bulgars and unwashed Romanians rolled into the UK’s premier Thiefrow Airport yesterday on a stream of Gyppo Air flights and into St Pancras station aboard (or underneath) the Eurostar’s Pikey Express following Brussels’ reversal of working restrictions on migrants from certain members of the 28 nation EUSSR community.
The Nasty Party’s xenophobic excuse for an immigration minister Mark ‘Firewood’ Harper – the very same dog wanker who proposed selling off the woodlands of our once-sceptred isle to the Sahara Forest Trading Corp – and is double-damned for fielding the racist ‘Pikeys Go Home or Risk Arrest’ vans driving round London - informed media hacks that the Con-Dem coalition's Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, was working to ensure that controls on accessing benefits and services, including the NHS and free housing, were tighter than a proverbial ‘duck’s arse’ to protect the system from abuse by swarms of gyppo scroungers.
Conversely, as restrictions on Britain's labour market were lifted yesterday UK employers were advertising close to 5,000 positions on Krap-Jobs, a Romanian recruitment website which claims it will place workers in low-skilled jobs here and provide them with ‘cash in hand’ pay – maintaining that knowledge of English is ‘not necessary’ - even when kissing their new boss’s arse or reading the HSE Do’s & Don’ts signs at their workplace.
A total of some 4,896 jobs were advertised yesterday as being available in England – at Domino’s Pizza - along with 80 for bomb-chuckers and persons with ‘knee-capping experience’ in Northern Ireland, 24 in Scotland for bagpipe mechanics and caber fettlers - and 1 for a ‘shepherd’ in Welsh Wales.
Speaking to the media viz the imminent gyppo invasion, Philippa ‘Blonde Moments’ Roe, leader of Westminster City Council and a personality bent on a perpetual quest for something to be offended about, said that local authorities were ‘fucking clueless’ as to how many Eastern Europeans would arrive and go into aggressive begging mode (mugging) and start shitting on Britain’s pristine ‘donkey-stoned’ doorsteps now that immigration restrictions had been lifted.
Frank McScatt, the ex-BNP spokesman for Pikey-Watch UK, which campaigns against unrestricted immigration, agreed with Roe’s opinion and stated that Britain will be the most lucrative destination in the EUSSR community for new migrants as the stringent rules on welfare benefits were so easy to circumvent with forged documents.
“An’ let’s no forget that all these Gyppo leeches are from Transylvania, same as that twat Dracula – so expect them ter start suckin’ the life’s blood outa the country from day one – then they’ll be poachin’ the swans an’ carp from the local park ponds - an’ so beware the socio-economic race wars catastrophe wot’s as sure as shite ter follow.”
“Yer can blame this benefit tourism on the Lib-Dum leader Mick ‘Contrary’ Clogg, pledgin’ ter block any attempts ter curb immigration from the EU. Bit of a change for Cloggy cos he normally sez one thing then does precisely the opposite - same as he did wiv the Tory’s evil plan ter hike university tuition fees.”
“Really, Scameron an’ Clogg are runnin’ a circus without a tent – a dog n pony show. It’s a busted flush, a colossal train wreck, a Chinese fire drill – an’ personally I’ve seen better organised riots.”
“Talk about a multi-cultural society – the ethnic-indigenous Anglo-Saxon Christians are now a minority thanks ter the Tory engineered EUSSR membership. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant bloodline is gonna become diminished ter the point of a homeopathic dilution ratio – an’ be contaminated by toxic mongrelism from a Third World immigrant breed of incestuous pikeys wot’s bin swimmin’ at the shallow end of the gene pool for generations.”
Labour MP Keith ‘Mr Fix-It’ Vaz, himself the product of Indian economic migrant stock, has obviously never learned from his past scandalous Filkin, Hinduja, Eggnoggington, Auchi and Mireskandari corrupt influence peddling / money-grubbing / conflict of interest fuck-ups, and was on hand at Luton Airport, doling out his business cards to the droves of arriving benefit claimants, with a quick word in their ear that if they encountered any problems from the UK Border Agency then simply give him a call at the House of Conmans for fast remedial action on a no-win / no fee basis (no cheques / cash in brown envelopes only).
Vaz was accompanied by Tory MP Mark Reckless who claimed the 180-seat aircraft from the central Romanian city of Targu Mureș had only 140 scroungers on board, most of whom were already toilet trained and had reserved a park bench or shop doorway to act as a temporary home through the internet’s Pikey Dossers website.
Ex-Bulgarian security service Colonel, Todor Scumbagsky, now CEO of Sofia-based Ripoff Recruitment opined to one gutter press hack from the Workhouse Gazette that he had thousands of applicants ready to work in the UK and fill every job vacancy going – from trainee brain surgeons to lapdancers and ‘happy ending’ masseurs – to local council wheelie bin recycling technicians and gulley sucker’s mates.
“What they earn in one day in our eastern European economic environment they can earn the same per hour in the UK. I even have a deluge of young kids applying to our Paedo Placements Agency wanting to quit school and move to Britain and get in on the lucrative child sex trade scene that’s a real thriving market around Westminster and Whitehall – and too up north of the border in Nonceland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen and the graft and corruption-ridden power bases of Glasgow and Edinburgh.”
For the record and regardless of denials to the contrary, Scumbagsky has been positively linked by Interpol to the management of the Grotty Gulag timeshare apartments at the Black Sea beach resort of Krapit Sands which saw scores of Western European pensioners duped out of their retirement fund investments.
His further involvement in shifty business enterprises are alleged to include a majority shareholding in the Renta-Thug Security Agency and the notorious 50,000% APR Slick-Quid and Gash-Cash payday loan outfits that are currently under investigation by the Financial Ombudsman Service.
Thought for the day. The opinions of advocates and naysayers to further job-seeking economic migrant influxes besides, they’re all missing the core principle point.
If droves of gyppo and pikey cheap labour arrives, willing to work for what economists refer to as ‘sweet fuck all’ then this wild card factor guts the strategy behind canny Brit’s refusing minimum wage employment – which would eventually force tight-fisted employers to up the ante and pay a living wage – then the vacancies would be filled by jobless Brit’s.
Lol’s: it must have been a bit of a shock when a shedload of scrounging Gyppos and Pikey types arrived on New Year’s Day and found the Jobcentres closed.
Plus there’ll be an even bigger shock when they have to fork out for their NHS medical treatment – whether it be an elastoplast for a finger end paper cut casualty or haemorrhoid banding or a major organ transplant – or emergency A & E treatment after falling victim to one of MI5’s false flag Islamic terrorist attacks.
Regardless, fuck Brussels compliance-obsessed EUSSR hierarchy and the control freak New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Flatbrokes, Broken Britain’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are well out of pocket due mega-bucks payouts this morning as the doomsayers were spot on with their New Year immigration deluge predictions as literally zillions of vulgar Bulgars and unwashed Romanians rolled into the UK’s premier Thiefrow Airport yesterday on a stream of Gyppo Air flights and into St Pancras station aboard (or underneath) the Eurostar’s Pikey Express following Brussels’ reversal of working restrictions on migrants from certain members of the 28 nation EUSSR community.
The Nasty Party’s xenophobic excuse for an immigration minister Mark ‘Firewood’ Harper – the very same dog wanker who proposed selling off the woodlands of our once-sceptred isle to the Sahara Forest Trading Corp – and is double-damned for fielding the racist ‘Pikeys Go Home or Risk Arrest’ vans driving round London - informed media hacks that the Con-Dem coalition's Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, was working to ensure that controls on accessing benefits and services, including the NHS and free housing, were tighter than a proverbial ‘duck’s arse’ to protect the system from abuse by swarms of gyppo scroungers.
Conversely, as restrictions on Britain's labour market were lifted yesterday UK employers were advertising close to 5,000 positions on Krap-Jobs, a Romanian recruitment website which claims it will place workers in low-skilled jobs here and provide them with ‘cash in hand’ pay – maintaining that knowledge of English is ‘not necessary’ - even when kissing their new boss’s arse or reading the HSE Do’s & Don’ts signs at their workplace.
A total of some 4,896 jobs were advertised yesterday as being available in England – at Domino’s Pizza - along with 80 for bomb-chuckers and persons with ‘knee-capping experience’ in Northern Ireland, 24 in Scotland for bagpipe mechanics and caber fettlers - and 1 for a ‘shepherd’ in Welsh Wales.
Speaking to the media viz the imminent gyppo invasion, Philippa ‘Blonde Moments’ Roe, leader of Westminster City Council and a personality bent on a perpetual quest for something to be offended about, said that local authorities were ‘fucking clueless’ as to how many Eastern Europeans would arrive and go into aggressive begging mode (mugging) and start shitting on Britain’s pristine ‘donkey-stoned’ doorsteps now that immigration restrictions had been lifted.
Frank McScatt, the ex-BNP spokesman for Pikey-Watch UK, which campaigns against unrestricted immigration, agreed with Roe’s opinion and stated that Britain will be the most lucrative destination in the EUSSR community for new migrants as the stringent rules on welfare benefits were so easy to circumvent with forged documents.
“An’ let’s no forget that all these Gyppo leeches are from Transylvania, same as that twat Dracula – so expect them ter start suckin’ the life’s blood outa the country from day one – then they’ll be poachin’ the swans an’ carp from the local park ponds - an’ so beware the socio-economic race wars catastrophe wot’s as sure as shite ter follow.”
“Yer can blame this benefit tourism on the Lib-Dum leader Mick ‘Contrary’ Clogg, pledgin’ ter block any attempts ter curb immigration from the EU. Bit of a change for Cloggy cos he normally sez one thing then does precisely the opposite - same as he did wiv the Tory’s evil plan ter hike university tuition fees.”
“Really, Scameron an’ Clogg are runnin’ a circus without a tent – a dog n pony show. It’s a busted flush, a colossal train wreck, a Chinese fire drill – an’ personally I’ve seen better organised riots.”
“Talk about a multi-cultural society – the ethnic-indigenous Anglo-Saxon Christians are now a minority thanks ter the Tory engineered EUSSR membership. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant bloodline is gonna become diminished ter the point of a homeopathic dilution ratio – an’ be contaminated by toxic mongrelism from a Third World immigrant breed of incestuous pikeys wot’s bin swimmin’ at the shallow end of the gene pool for generations.”
Labour MP Keith ‘Mr Fix-It’ Vaz, himself the product of Indian economic migrant stock, has obviously never learned from his past scandalous Filkin, Hinduja, Eggnoggington, Auchi and Mireskandari corrupt influence peddling / money-grubbing / conflict of interest fuck-ups, and was on hand at Luton Airport, doling out his business cards to the droves of arriving benefit claimants, with a quick word in their ear that if they encountered any problems from the UK Border Agency then simply give him a call at the House of Conmans for fast remedial action on a no-win / no fee basis (no cheques / cash in brown envelopes only).
Vaz was accompanied by Tory MP Mark Reckless who claimed the 180-seat aircraft from the central Romanian city of Targu Mureș had only 140 scroungers on board, most of whom were already toilet trained and had reserved a park bench or shop doorway to act as a temporary home through the internet’s Pikey Dossers website.
Ex-Bulgarian security service Colonel, Todor Scumbagsky, now CEO of Sofia-based Ripoff Recruitment opined to one gutter press hack from the Workhouse Gazette that he had thousands of applicants ready to work in the UK and fill every job vacancy going – from trainee brain surgeons to lapdancers and ‘happy ending’ masseurs – to local council wheelie bin recycling technicians and gulley sucker’s mates.
“What they earn in one day in our eastern European economic environment they can earn the same per hour in the UK. I even have a deluge of young kids applying to our Paedo Placements Agency wanting to quit school and move to Britain and get in on the lucrative child sex trade scene that’s a real thriving market around Westminster and Whitehall – and too up north of the border in Nonceland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen and the graft and corruption-ridden power bases of Glasgow and Edinburgh.”
For the record and regardless of denials to the contrary, Scumbagsky has been positively linked by Interpol to the management of the Grotty Gulag timeshare apartments at the Black Sea beach resort of Krapit Sands which saw scores of Western European pensioners duped out of their retirement fund investments.
His further involvement in shifty business enterprises are alleged to include a majority shareholding in the Renta-Thug Security Agency and the notorious 50,000% APR Slick-Quid and Gash-Cash payday loan outfits that are currently under investigation by the Financial Ombudsman Service.
Thought for the day. The opinions of advocates and naysayers to further job-seeking economic migrant influxes besides, they’re all missing the core principle point.
If droves of gyppo and pikey cheap labour arrives, willing to work for what economists refer to as ‘sweet fuck all’ then this wild card factor guts the strategy behind canny Brit’s refusing minimum wage employment – which would eventually force tight-fisted employers to up the ante and pay a living wage – then the vacancies would be filled by jobless Brit’s.
Lol’s: it must have been a bit of a shock when a shedload of scrounging Gyppos and Pikey types arrived on New Year’s Day and found the Jobcentres closed.
Plus there’ll be an even bigger shock when they have to fork out for their NHS medical treatment – whether it be an elastoplast for a finger end paper cut casualty or haemorrhoid banding or a major organ transplant – or emergency A & E treatment after falling victim to one of MI5’s false flag Islamic terrorist attacks.
Regardless, fuck Brussels compliance-obsessed EUSSR hierarchy and the control freak New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 1 January 2014
Global Warming Scam Kicked in Ass
For our Happy New Year ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Regardless of the New World Order’s Greenpeace stooges holding out their habitual begging bowl for ‘Season of Goodwill’ donations by fielding a Save Santa Claus Home campaign, both the North and South polar icecaps were in all truth and reality at a 35-year high in the run-up to Christmas – with Antarctica logging the lowest temperature ever recorded on the planet at minus 135.8 degrees Fahrenheit – which in scientific jargon is referred to as being ‘very, very cold’ – and by the Met Office’s beardies and anoraks as ‘brass monkey weather’.
Hence it comes as a severely ironic kick in the ass when the M/V Akademik Shitoutalucksky research vessel assigned to the Australasian Antarctic Expedition and currently stationed in the ‘brass monkey’ area of the Southern Ocean to study the negative effects of anthropogenic (man-made) global warming on the now ice-bound continent of Lemuria, has become immobilised and frozen in by a four metre wall of ice.
Further, much to the discomfort and embarrassment of the seventy-four scientists, crew and fare-paying tourists aboard the blighted vessel, they’re surrounded by mega-flocks of mocking penguins out for a Yuletide good laugh at the stupid human’s paradoxical predicament.
So far attempts by Australian, Chinese and French icebreakers to free the stranded vessel have been thwarted by the extreme freezing conditions that seem to be spitefully ignoring Al Gore’s faux global warming warnings – once again being hyped around the global stock market bourses in an attempt to sell the shifty Shylock bankster’s carbon emission credits cap n trade exchange to a world of sceptics now tossed off with being force fed manipulated propaganda regarding aberrant climate change being caused by human activity (chemtrails / HAARP?) and not that gigantic fiery yellow ball of capricious electro-magnetic dynamism at the epicentre of our solar system – namely ‘the Sun’.
To counter the non-cooperative weather pattern elements associated with global warming we have Broken Britain’s Rothshite crime syndicate / Edomite Mafia-run Con-Dem Coalition government’s cross-party Environmental Audit Committee now juggling a not fit for purpose Climate Change Act ‘and’ a political brownie points Energy Bill – the implementation of which will change the definition of key poverty indicators and, faster than shit through a goose, reduce by a factor of 30% the number of English households currently tagged as ‘fuel-poor’ from 3.2 million to 2.4 million – a sleight of hand trick learned from Jobcentre Plus statistics manipulation of unemployment figures.
Conversely, the real numbers for the here and now, released by the Office of Statistical Guessology this week, reveal the effects of policies designed to tackle climate change (higher energy prices) resulted in 31,000 ‘excess’ deaths across England and Wales last winter, double that of the previous year – with all being, in effect, old age pensioners who died of the cold ( read ‘due lack of affordable heating’) – in preference to croaking at the hands of inept and apathetic NHS staff, and falling victim to the Liverpool Care Pathway euthanasia scheme.
The arse-scorching killer heat wave of 2003 was blamed for 2,000 deaths and treated as a national emergency. Sir David King Kong, PM Tony Bliar’s appointed chief scientific officer - and to his undying shame a peak oil con’ job proponent and supporter of uber-hypocrite carbon footprint alarmist Al Bore – declared for the public record this meant that global warming was more of a danger to public health than the threat of MI5’s false flag terrorist operations.
Since King’s 2003 Chicken Little scaremongering proclamation and regardless of community ‘Wooly Knit-a-Thons’ expedited by groups of Grannies, some 280,000 elderly British citizens have died from the chilling effects of frigid conditions / hypothermia in their own front rooms – while a mere sixteen pensioner types were recorded as snuffing it as a result of global warming – fifteen due to dehydration when the mid-summer temperatures soared to the 25 Centigrade mark - and one dumb fuck from nodding off to sleep in a care home sauna.
Hmmm, Energy Bills and Climate Change Acts besides, just wait for the adverse public reaction to the gas and electricity company monopolies hiking their tariffs to prohibitive, unaffordable rates when winter really kicks in and the local council authorities are propping frozen, penniless pensioners up against the car park wall at the crematorium to wait their turn to get a final warm up before going to the sunny Hereafter.
Of course, the start of the snap-frozen oldies dilemma kicked off when the Tory’s moronic Chancellor of the Exchequer, George ‘call me Jeff’ Osborne – a product of the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economics - slashed £50 nicker off the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance - and to add insult to injury we have the sadistic Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, along with his deputy Nazi fascist accomplice, super-skanger Esther ‘Blonde Moment’ McVey, the Tory MP for Squirrels - revelling in a sense of schadenfreude as they jointly pare down welfare benefits for the old and needy to sweet fuck all – and any other poverty-stricken fucker and their dog - regardless of the hardships bestowed on the hapless heads of the victims of the Nasty Party’s austerity policies.
But the solution to the problem doesn’t involve quantum math – just common sense and the political will to make it work. Put the gas and electricity industries back under public ownership – nationalised non-profit organisations run for the public good and bollocks to these foreign money-grubbing extortionist power corporation monopolies and price-rigging cabals.
Plus put an abrupt end to these bottom feeding, bog-standard government quango appointees from Gluttony Associates and Greedmore Consultants raking in £200,000 quid bloated salaries plus expenses, telling us we need more horizon-blighting subsidised wind farms or that toxic fracking is the future – or it’s time to build a few more faulty Fuckupshima design nuclear power stations – and all the while being conflict-of-interest paid lobbyists for the very industries they’re supposed to be regulating – with the Tory’s own Defra Minister Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson is a perfect example of this lobbying duplicity.
Have these tossers got the public good at heart? Fuck no – they’re hell bent on imposing (read ‘inflicting’) carbon credit fascism on our collective heads via the route of faulty science - same as the East Anglia Uni’s flawed weather and climate data purposely manipulated with malice aforethought by ego-driven cretins to secure funding and grants – plus the odd thirty pieces of sordid silver back-handers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Regardless of the New World Order’s Greenpeace stooges holding out their habitual begging bowl for ‘Season of Goodwill’ donations by fielding a Save Santa Claus Home campaign, both the North and South polar icecaps were in all truth and reality at a 35-year high in the run-up to Christmas – with Antarctica logging the lowest temperature ever recorded on the planet at minus 135.8 degrees Fahrenheit – which in scientific jargon is referred to as being ‘very, very cold’ – and by the Met Office’s beardies and anoraks as ‘brass monkey weather’.
Hence it comes as a severely ironic kick in the ass when the M/V Akademik Shitoutalucksky research vessel assigned to the Australasian Antarctic Expedition and currently stationed in the ‘brass monkey’ area of the Southern Ocean to study the negative effects of anthropogenic (man-made) global warming on the now ice-bound continent of Lemuria, has become immobilised and frozen in by a four metre wall of ice.
Further, much to the discomfort and embarrassment of the seventy-four scientists, crew and fare-paying tourists aboard the blighted vessel, they’re surrounded by mega-flocks of mocking penguins out for a Yuletide good laugh at the stupid human’s paradoxical predicament.
So far attempts by Australian, Chinese and French icebreakers to free the stranded vessel have been thwarted by the extreme freezing conditions that seem to be spitefully ignoring Al Gore’s faux global warming warnings – once again being hyped around the global stock market bourses in an attempt to sell the shifty Shylock bankster’s carbon emission credits cap n trade exchange to a world of sceptics now tossed off with being force fed manipulated propaganda regarding aberrant climate change being caused by human activity (chemtrails / HAARP?) and not that gigantic fiery yellow ball of capricious electro-magnetic dynamism at the epicentre of our solar system – namely ‘the Sun’.
To counter the non-cooperative weather pattern elements associated with global warming we have Broken Britain’s Rothshite crime syndicate / Edomite Mafia-run Con-Dem Coalition government’s cross-party Environmental Audit Committee now juggling a not fit for purpose Climate Change Act ‘and’ a political brownie points Energy Bill – the implementation of which will change the definition of key poverty indicators and, faster than shit through a goose, reduce by a factor of 30% the number of English households currently tagged as ‘fuel-poor’ from 3.2 million to 2.4 million – a sleight of hand trick learned from Jobcentre Plus statistics manipulation of unemployment figures.
Conversely, the real numbers for the here and now, released by the Office of Statistical Guessology this week, reveal the effects of policies designed to tackle climate change (higher energy prices) resulted in 31,000 ‘excess’ deaths across England and Wales last winter, double that of the previous year – with all being, in effect, old age pensioners who died of the cold ( read ‘due lack of affordable heating’) – in preference to croaking at the hands of inept and apathetic NHS staff, and falling victim to the Liverpool Care Pathway euthanasia scheme.
The arse-scorching killer heat wave of 2003 was blamed for 2,000 deaths and treated as a national emergency. Sir David King Kong, PM Tony Bliar’s appointed chief scientific officer - and to his undying shame a peak oil con’ job proponent and supporter of uber-hypocrite carbon footprint alarmist Al Bore – declared for the public record this meant that global warming was more of a danger to public health than the threat of MI5’s false flag terrorist operations.
Since King’s 2003 Chicken Little scaremongering proclamation and regardless of community ‘Wooly Knit-a-Thons’ expedited by groups of Grannies, some 280,000 elderly British citizens have died from the chilling effects of frigid conditions / hypothermia in their own front rooms – while a mere sixteen pensioner types were recorded as snuffing it as a result of global warming – fifteen due to dehydration when the mid-summer temperatures soared to the 25 Centigrade mark - and one dumb fuck from nodding off to sleep in a care home sauna.
Hmmm, Energy Bills and Climate Change Acts besides, just wait for the adverse public reaction to the gas and electricity company monopolies hiking their tariffs to prohibitive, unaffordable rates when winter really kicks in and the local council authorities are propping frozen, penniless pensioners up against the car park wall at the crematorium to wait their turn to get a final warm up before going to the sunny Hereafter.
Of course, the start of the snap-frozen oldies dilemma kicked off when the Tory’s moronic Chancellor of the Exchequer, George ‘call me Jeff’ Osborne – a product of the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economics - slashed £50 nicker off the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance - and to add insult to injury we have the sadistic Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin-Shit, along with his deputy Nazi fascist accomplice, super-skanger Esther ‘Blonde Moment’ McVey, the Tory MP for Squirrels - revelling in a sense of schadenfreude as they jointly pare down welfare benefits for the old and needy to sweet fuck all – and any other poverty-stricken fucker and their dog - regardless of the hardships bestowed on the hapless heads of the victims of the Nasty Party’s austerity policies.
But the solution to the problem doesn’t involve quantum math – just common sense and the political will to make it work. Put the gas and electricity industries back under public ownership – nationalised non-profit organisations run for the public good and bollocks to these foreign money-grubbing extortionist power corporation monopolies and price-rigging cabals.
Plus put an abrupt end to these bottom feeding, bog-standard government quango appointees from Gluttony Associates and Greedmore Consultants raking in £200,000 quid bloated salaries plus expenses, telling us we need more horizon-blighting subsidised wind farms or that toxic fracking is the future – or it’s time to build a few more faulty Fuckupshima design nuclear power stations – and all the while being conflict-of-interest paid lobbyists for the very industries they’re supposed to be regulating – with the Tory’s own Defra Minister Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson is a perfect example of this lobbying duplicity.
Have these tossers got the public good at heart? Fuck no – they’re hell bent on imposing (read ‘inflicting’) carbon credit fascism on our collective heads via the route of faulty science - same as the East Anglia Uni’s flawed weather and climate data purposely manipulated with malice aforethought by ego-driven cretins to secure funding and grants – plus the odd thirty pieces of sordid silver back-handers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)