Saturday, 23 November 2013

Tory Dingbats Skirt Political Suicide

Once again we bring you the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In what critics speculate is a lemming-style career suicide rush towards the cliff tops of political seppuku, an influential group of Tory MPs have gone on the public record stating that no fucker or their dog should be allowed to claim more than £20,000 a year in social welfare benefits.
Hmmm, Hypocrisy with a large capital H here, methinks – from a bunch of tossers who draw a £66,396 per annum salary directly from the taxpayers’ piggy bank – plus generous Parliamentary expenses that can cover the costs of floating duck islands or dredging their second home ‘country pile’ moats – and even down to a miserly, grasping claim for the price of a couple of plums.

Shit-for-brains members of the Free Enterprise Group of Conservative MPs this week issued a unanimous call for the flagship welfare cap to be radically reduced from its current level of £26,000 – and hence transmit a message that the unemployed would no longer be able to live the life of Riley on social benefits.

US-born Brooks Skidmark, the pig-eyed Conservative MP for Essex Brainless constituency (and Lobbyist-in-Chief for the Nasty Party’s Friends of Israel Club) informed one gutter press hack from the Hard Times Gazette that in his personal unqualified opinion the cap should be reduced to the value of the average lower management exec’s £26,000 salary - after tax - equal to £20,000 quid – while conspicuously pushing for the start point of 40% income tax to be raised to £50,000 – just to help out the rich and shameless – and MPs.

Fellow Tory David Roughage, the MP for All-Bran, anxious to get his two-penneth of back bench blather in and be noticed, claimed private polling conducted in the vault of the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar last week revealed that the benefit cap was supported by 80% of fellow MPs and 95% of the Lords.

The imbecilic membership composition of this ‘conflict of interest’ ridden Free Enterprise Group includes a strew of rising Tory scatterbrains and was founded by education minister and career adulteress Elizabeth ‘Blonde Moments’ Truss (£134,565 per annum plus expenses) and is backed by a gaggle of other senior Nasty Party conflict of interest figures, including Treasury minister Sajid Javid (a man who gets a hard on trying to triple heating bill taxes) and business minister Matthew Wankcock, along with Old Etonian (a fact that speaks for itself) Kwasi Kwarteng, the Tory MP for Ghana - and not forgetting Nadhim ‘Bald Turd’ Zahawi, the PM’s business adviser who fraudulently billed taxpayers for electricity to keep his stables and donkeys warm.

The group has further urged the Tory’s train fare-dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne to implement a string of tax cuts to ease the financial pressures caused by Broken Britain’s flatline economy on upper class families and big business – and too consider supporting the middle class – that first line attack target and iconic bastion of defence between a revolution-bent proletariat flash mob and the ruling hierarchy.

Tory MP Dominic Scaab told media hacks that “We’ve done a good job of kicking the crap out of the useless eaters with benefit cuts, but the middle classes have been hit for six and they’re a necessary buffer zone between the upper classes and the common herd when the shit finally hits the fan and anarchy and riots consume the streets – and the Plod Squad and Army decide they’re on the wrong side of the barricades.”

Further misconceived proposals fronted by the Free Enterprise Group include scrapping stamp duty on all homes worth more than £500,000 and abolishing First Class Air Passenger Duty – to ‘boost the aspiring yuppie classes’.
However, the moronic crew has sparked a shit storm of politically toxic controversy by calling for an increase in VAT on domestic fuel from 8% to 15%, along with slapping top rate VAT on food and children’s clothes, which are currently zero-rated – a bid bound to cop the same public reaction as the idiotic Osborne’s fatally flawed scam to slap VAT on hot pasties.

Hmmm, little wonder the proletariat despise their system-serving ‘elected’ (sic) representatives who do nothing of the sort to ‘represent’ the views and needs of their constituents.
This Tory Nasty Party zillionaire dominated cabinet is chocker block with money-grubbing plutocrats who are hell bent on reinstating the grim days of yore when popes, kings and queens wielded absolutist, despotic powers to expand their empires of control and enriched themselves on the profits leached from the blood, sweat and tears of the slave labour working class.

It ain’t rocket science to perceive the conundrum of how any political party – and here the microscope is on the Tory’s - represent the interests of the taxpaying voters when they’re indebted for funding from the Fortune 500 index donors (their true constituents) - and the first priority is to represent their lobbied interests?

Hopefully the Downing Street and Shitehall civil service mandarins will tug the leash on these Free Enterprise Group clots before they kick start a second Peasants Revolt with this latest stream of politically toxic schemes – which possibly represent the worst ideas any of the Tory dog wankers have conjured up since their last worst ideas.

This Free Enterprise Group, formed by Lizzie Truss, a scandalised adulteress who can’t keep her knickers on and was copped bonking fellow MP Markie Field – which resulted in his marriage breakup - - is proposing a round of social welfare benefit cuts ‘and ‘increases of VAT on basic level commodity goods that will only serve to further inflame the ire of the common herd.

How the fuck is it the bottom feeders who always want to shaft the most vulnerable of our sick society are the ones with a well-moneyed buffer comfort zone of their own? But this Free Enterprise Group are the type of tunnel vision pondscum bureaucratic frogs who dream of becoming toads - and contracted the not-fit-for-purpose Atosspots Group to expedite Work Capability Assessments and demand that special needs and disabled persons – the blind and quadriplegics - crawl around on all fours to ‘prove’ they are unable to stack shelves at Poundland.

Now here we posed a pertinent question – is this some sort of reverse psychology anti-multicultural Big Society xenophobia-generating conspiracy - that a core element of the main movers and shakers in this scumbag Free Enterprise Group are all darkie / kikester foreigner types – (Brookes Skidmark, Kwasi Kwarthog, Sajid Jaffacake, Shitti Patel, Sammy Gyimah and Nadhim Zahawi) - an immigrant species that have slithered onto the shores of our once-sceptred isle with malice aforethought - to do the indigenous population and our once-pristine economy great harm?

Thought for the day. Slash welfare benefits? Personally I’m all for it – as my statuary old age pension comes nowhere near the £26,000 quid figure – even if we include the now-slashed Winter Fuel Allowance.
Hey, if the Tory Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit reckons that he can live on £69 quid a week, then why not – let’s cap the benefits at that figure – and slash the MP’s House of Conmans £66,000 per annum = £1,276 per week salaries to the same.

Conversely, on a more sensible note, why the fuck would any sane government do a Freddy Kruger manicure job on subsidies (welfare benefits) for the poor and needy of our society - and risk rebellion from the masses by not slashing those bestowed upon mega-bucks ‘for profit’ tax-dodging corporations instead?

Oh well, so much for a Merry Christmas 2013 when faced with this cost-of-living / welfare benefits bereft crisis.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Friday, 22 November 2013

Super-Asbo’s Criminalise Democracy

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Bolshie radical anarchist elements of our stalwart peasant class are flooding the cyberspace internet airwaves with resounding echoes of their vexation and high dudgeon regarding the latest encroachment on the civil liberties of our once-sceptred magical isle of Albion by the Con-Dem government’s Big Brother 24/7 panopticon surveillance state apparatus.

Oh yes, adios to tip-toe mission creep, it’s finally here: in the form of super-Asbo’s designed to criminalise democracy – and childhood. The genesis of a police state – with the UK‘s bully boy Plod Squads and the local council’s micro-fascist despots to be granted ‘no questions asked’ totalitarian powers to tackle acts of individual and group divergence, along with incidents of oppositional defiance disorder (asking questions or saying ‘No!’) - which amount to gross government interference with the private lives and basic freedoms of the common herd demographic.

Regardless of scrapping the spirit and essence of Magna Carta and our basic human rights and pissing off every fucker and their dog in the process, Broken Britain’s ‘womb to tomb’ control freak Libservative Coalition is set to follow in the footsteps of New Labour and pass legislation which will classify any behaviour perceived by the Thought Police (the type of twats who thinks wood grows on trees) to present a potential cause of nuisance or annoyance as a national security related political offence.

The much maligned Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill also grants local authorities, the Plod Squad’s numb nuts PCSOs and Community Enforcement Stasi (formerly traffic wardens) and even the moron-manned Renta-Thug private security agencies (G4S / Serco) - a gamut of sweeping powers to bar citizens from assembling lawfully in public spaces ( parks, dogging woods, etc).

Offenders who refuse to obey such arbitrary ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ orders under these latest dystopian regulations will face a jolly good tasering, followed by arrest and brought up before the Beak and penalised with fines and / or custodial sentences - and their name logged on the National Domestic Extremism Database.

Of course if lucky you could get off with a slap on the wrist (or ankle) with an OM247 PID offender tag tracking device and the mandatory imposition of an all-new IPNA (Injunctions to Prevent Nuisance and Annoyance) curfew / banning order.

The so-called ASBCP Bill, which passed the corrupt committee stage of its progress through the House of Conmans in mid-July, purports to simplify the cryptic and skewed legacy of New Labour’s Nanny State hit and miss legislative promiscuity.

Conversely, in all reality, it serves to create a series of wildly ambiguous, generic orders which grant egocentric local authority martinets and private sector psychos, possessed with deranged self-righteousness, even greater intimidatory powers to issue tougher penalties for non-conformance; with a total repeal of the Montesquieu checks and balances once set immutably in place to protect the basic human rights of British citizens – specifically that of peaceful assembly.

So henceforth the vade mecum for dispensing these Kafkaesque super-Asbo IPNA orders will rely on the opinion of some officious shiny-button uniformed shit-for-brains Neighbourhood Compliance jobsworth with a narcissistic personality disorder and decaffeinated IQ - and slapped on any fucker who dares say Boo! to a goose - or calls a spade ‘a spade’.

To wit, from here on in, End of the World apocalyptic preachers, buskers and protesters, Occupy demonstrators out for a bit of a picnic – and even the merry Morris Dancers, the Sally Army band and Xmas carol singers will effectively be driven off the streets under these draconian new powers designed to criminalise democratic dissent in all shapes and forms by labelling such as a breach of political correctness or social etiquette, and clamp down on anyone deemed to be an annoying twat – which at a single glance criminalises ‘having fun’ – amen.

Henceforth disagreeing with government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy is to be classified as promoting a political or ideological cause which falls within the definition of domestic terrorism.

But as we know, the establishment frowns on individuality – critical thinkers, non-conformists and savvy fuckers who never watch the goggle box and forage for alternative news via the internet – and resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence. They don’t give a shit about authority and can’t be intimidated, thus they’re a threat to the order of things.
Hence the real rulers of the world – the Kurumaku puppeteers behind the black curtains who manipulate global events and tell the Bilderberger stooges what the fuck to expedite - they’re terrified of any fucker or their dog who can think for themselves and doesn’t give a flying fuck – for those are the true souls that can up-end this world and overturn the divine right to rule tyranny.

Thus these ‘divergents’ are branded as fringe - freaks and non-conformist rebels - dissidents, radicals, agitators, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists and revolutionaries – agents provocateur hell bent on destabilising the established order of things - simply due their inherent uniqueness – they can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.

Let us not lose sight of the stark fact that the Powers That Be can only pick us off one at a time, hence the herd need to wake up to the fact of our numerical advantage and not just take to the streets but ‘take the streets’ – and only then will the Plod Squad and Army realise they’re on the wrong side of the barricades and cotton on to the fact that their best interests lie with those of the peasants – the common herd – us lot – the great unwashed – the useless eaters (and ironically the tax-paying voters).

Alas, the accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many - and hereditary, self-appointed, or elective - may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. And that is what we are starkly presented with in this Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill – and the corresponding IPNAs.
Hmmm, while there is not such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon known as ‘conventional political stupidity’.

And such demonstrates how desperate our sociopath rulers have become – the faceless politburo membership that comprise the venal ranks of Royal Arch Masonic Satan-worshipping kiddie fiddling paedo cult – for due the Great Awakening the masses intuitively grasp that what’s behind the Wizard’s curtains is more at scent than substance – and this the plutocrats fear - when the sheeple realise the black propaganda scams, demonising Islam and fingering Mohammed al Patsy for the 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks – and the murders of David Kelly and Robin Cook - and the Woolwich beheading pantomime – are all scaremongering tactics to keep us in a state of terrified anxiety – riddled with paranoid hysteria, risk aversion and political correctness lunacy.

Same with this Dog & Pony Show titled the Chilcot Inquiry – composed of a bunch of raving Masonic camp fudgers and paedo scum – they’ve been at it since fuck knows when (June 2009) and now the taxpaying electorate are barred from ever seeing a copy of the findings and conclusions - (obvious - Tony Bliar is a war criminal who sanctioned the illegal invasion of the sovereign state of Iraq and is personally responsible for the mass murder of thousands of non-combatants) – unless some civil service mandarin has redacted entire sections with his big black censorship pen.

Since the Crime and Disorder Act 1998, which introduced Anti-Social Behaviour Orders (ASBOs) the government has invented and legislated for a litany of such orders covering everything from dog crap to drug addiction, including but not limited to: Control Orders; Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures Orders; Intervention Orders; Crack House Closure Orders; Premise Closure Orders; Brothel Closure Orders; Gang Related Violence Injunctions; Designated Public Place Orders;Special Interim Management Orders; Gating Orders; Dog Control Orders; Letter Clearing Notices; Noise Abatement Orders; Graffiti / Defacement Removal Notices; Directions to Leave and Dispersal Orders.

On top of that fucking lot we have the ‘Stop and Search Orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion - followed by:
The Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011.
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 aka RIPA.
Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act where by the Plod Squad thugs can seize an item if they believe it contains evidence in relation to an offence.
The Justice and Security Bill which authorises closed material proceedings / secret family courts: (a travesty of polices and social services corruption and unaccountability - and justice denied).
The Court of Protection – designed to conceal state-sponsored acts of kiddie fiddling and gag the whistle-blowers.
The Community Safety Accreditation Scheme.
The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself which does no such thing.
And last but by no means least, the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill 2013.

(For the record, the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act of 1996 was amended by the False Flag Terrorist Hoax & Improvements Act 2005 - following the 7/7 London Tube [and bus] bombings).

Now we come to an ironic contradictory conundrum – for regardless of all this indigenized multicultural Big Society bullshit that successive governments have been flogging us like snake oil – simultaneously the bastards are striving for the creation and maintenance of an unemployed drugged-up, financially indebted, welfare dependent dysfunctional society – with this flatline economy and perpetual recession contributing to the wholesale disruption of the traditionalist British way of life on the agenda to thus conjure a situation to impose the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill as a precursor to full Martial Law.

Hence the raison d'être for this flood of immigration and an impending wave of EUSSR pikey stock from Gyppo Land to dilute and confuse further the four major collective forces - the four pillars - of our unique Anglo-Saxon human identity: Race, Religion, Family and Nation.

Thought for the day. Whatever you brand it, we’re tip-toeing along the precipice of a democratic abyss – and in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. And what’s the betting that this dystopian bill has an anti-whistleblower clause somewhere in the small print.

Time is – to get busy erecting barricades out of discarded Pestco Greedy Grocer trolleys and priming high octane Molotov cocktails with super absorbent Tampax fuses ready for the forthcoming Mexican stand-off with the New World Order’s forces of darkness.

So fuck the Powers That Be and their Masonic Satanist Nonceter cult - and Big Brother, and his sister - and their New World Order.

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Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Paedo’s Delight: Drop Age of Consent

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Professor John Ashton, president of the UK’s Faculty of Pubic Health (while allied to the Royal College of Physicians and advises ministers and civil servants, is a non-governmental body) when interviewed on Channel 69 TV’s ‘Catholic Catamites Hour’ programme, claims the Con-Dem coalition government should consider dropping the age of sexual consent to at least 15 – and preferably lower – as changing the law would draw a metaphoric ‘line in the school playground’ against sex at 10 years old - or younger.

Obviously the muddled Ashton has deluded himself into the belief that as both Mother Nature and society transmit contradictory signals about when sex is kosher (albeit women do this throughout their entire adult lives) then in his unqualified opinion a ‘one size fits all’ remedy would be to lower the age of consent.
Thus Ashton has been rightly slammed by children’s rights campaigners and branded as unsuitable to field even this misguided personal judgement on such a controversial subject, let alone steer a national debate over the issue – nor advise or direct radical changes to existing legislative policy.

Conversely Downing Street were quick to piss on Ashton’s campaign bonfire before it could reach a critical mass state yesterday, with Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron dropping his customary procrastination stance and informing gutter press hacks that “This type of kiddie fiddling sex thing might be okay north of the border with Alex ‘Porky Pict’ Salmond’s Scottish Nonce Party - where child porno and kiddie bonking crimes get a sly nod and wink from the Freemason-infested police force and are covered up – same as occurred with the Speculative Society’s chief paedo pimp Thomas Hamilton and the Dunblane school tragedy - and let us not forget Grampian’s ongoing Hollie Greig scandal, where Aberdeen’s local worthies can molest and rape disabled children with impunity. But that’s the level of deviant perversion that manifests when society turns a blind eye to men wearing tutus.”

“And while the Welsh are half as bad, and have this kinky fetish thing for sheep, the same is not going down here in England on my watch – especially now this Jimmy Savile brouhaha has got out of hand with the sodding Met’s Yewtree, Fernbridge and Pallial witch hunts resulting in the arrest of all manner of sacrificial household name geriatric celebs on demand – and exposing the filthy peccadilloes of the odd deceased politician too - such as that ridiculous fatty Liberal Cyril Smith and Maggie’s old pal, Peter Morrison – which at least serves as a heaven-sent auspicious distraction to keep the Plod Squad off the Royal Family’s backs - and leaving Parliament’s Lords and MPs, and Whitehall civil servants alone – for now.”

Ashton's comments come against a backdrop of official figures which suggest that up to a third of pre-teens have sex before the present 16 years age of consent, go shoplifting Black Mamba ribbed condoms from one of the Greedy Grocer supermarkets such as Pestco, and are into male / female ‘comparative anatomy studies’ and copping the first savoir faire ‘sexperimental’ leg-overs down their local Doggers Wood by the age of 12.

Ms Candida Mingerot, a child abuse team specialist at Scrunt & McKunt (Solicitors), who represent the thousands of ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ victims who were indecently groped or sexually molested or subjected to a three holer bonking session by Savile, informed media hacks that she has real concerns viz the prospect of the age of consent being lowered.

“Any such legislation that is even contemplated, let alone passed, would provide legitimacy for predatory adults at the BBC and around the Westminster seat of government to focus their attentions on even younger kiddies - hence there would manifest the real risk that we’re sending out a message to our already sick society that sex between some greying flabby DJ with a Roller and a big cigar - or paunchy cabinet minister having a ménage à trios with a couple of Year 5 elementary school pupils - is perfectly acceptable.”
“Really, it’s about time some fucker and their dog woke up to what’s being proposed here – lowering the age of sexual consent is a pederast’s wet dream come true.”

Making sure he got in on the act and said something, regardless of how irrelevant or asinine, Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg opined to a press hack from the Kiddie Fiddlers Review that internet pornography – especially so the ‘dark zone’ paedo websites - was causing young people to have strange expectations concerning sexual relationships – specifically if couples were supposed to be Adam and Eve – or Adam and Steve – and was it legal to bonk woolly farm animals?

Conversely shadow public health minister Fellattia van der Gamm called for mandatory sex and relationship education from nursery level, then had the nerve to boast that “The teenage pregnancy rate fell substantially under our last New Labour government – even if it was due to Peter Scandalson and the rest of the cabinet fudgers pushing their ‘gay is great – try it’ mission creep policy.”

However, according to the International Child & Youth Care Network, an age of consent set at 16 years negatively affects the teenage population of the UK in their own right – and further serves to criminalise upward of 50% of Roman Catholic priests, Boy Scout masters, BBC DJs, cabinet ministers – and the male cast of Coronation Street.

Yet at the other end of the yea / nay debate spectrum we have a split-arsed barrister from Hardon & Hardon Chambers in London, Ms Barbara Hewson, who in one of her frequent ‘blonde moments’ claimed the sex crimes committed by Stuart ‘Knobber’ Hall amount to low-level ‘slap on the wrist’ misdemeanours – and this paedophile hounding inquisition and persecution is the manipulation of the British criminal justice system to produce scapegoats on demand.

“What we need is the age of consent lowering to 13 to accommodate the perverted purposes of child sex aficionados - then there won’t be any paedophile crimes and the likes of poor Sir Jimmy Savile and old Cyril Porky Smith can enjoy their slap and tickle games in peace.”

Ms Hewson argued that “pinching a 16-year-old’s nipples, necking with a 13-year-old, or sticking one’s willy in between a comely 14-year-old’s luscious lips are not comparable to cases such as the kiddie bummings and murders that occurred on Ted Heath’s yacht around Jersey – or the sphincter-stretching suck and swallow gang rapes which became a regular Sunday School activity at St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Pederasts in Smegmadale back in the 1960’s - until the choir boys poisoned the offending priests with an overdose of their own Viagra by spiking the communion vino.”

Thought for the day. In 1875 the Offences Against the Persons Act raised the age of sexual consent from 12 to 13 in Britain and Ireland; then was further revised in 1885 under the Criminal Law Amendment Act which raised it again – to the current 16 years of age – all committed with the welfare of our precious youth in mind and not to be undone by permissive politicos with a pederast bent.

Regardless, in a bid to accommodate the perverted deviant tastes of the child molesting sectors of our sick global society, the People’s Marxist Republic of China’s DHgate.com website is selling kiddie-sized sex dolls named the ‘Licky-Sucky 69’ costing $180 apiece and has commenced shipping to online purchase customers in Japan and across Europe and the good ole US of A.

DHgate is now catching flack from all quarters of the ‘civilised’ (sic) world for thumbing their noses at socio-moral taboos by manufacturing and marketing this sex doll described as being ‘a beautiful young girl or boy sex partner for those discerning dirty old men who don’t want to end up in jail’ – and being very flexible with all three self-lubing holes ready for use.

Stop press / drop the dead donkey: Saudi Arabia, the UAE and Kuwait are alleged to be engaged in a bidding war over the purchase of the DHgate factory’s stock production of inflatable goats for the next year.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Typhoon HAARP = Signal 4 US Hypocrisy

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Republic of the Philippines’ central Visayas islands zone and the common herd peasant inhabitants were yesterday left in a mixed state of shock and high dudgeon on receiving news - via the alternative media obviously - that the Yanks were responsible for this latest super typhoon calamity that so recently was visited upon their collective, innocent heads.

So the reason for the 200 mph Typhoon HAARP-generated gales and tidal surge devastation wreaked on the islands of Samar, Leyte, Cebu and Bohol et al via this ruthless weather wars attack was aimed at cowing and coercing the inept Aquino-led government into embracing the lop-sided Trans-Pacific Partnership and re-initiating the 1991-defunct US Bases Agreement.

Oh yes, nothing less than a hefty TPP kick in the ass from the Great Satan global bully for the Philippines to stop shagging the cat and get with the Trans-Pacific Partnership programme – authorised by none other than the south Chicago Harry Lennix clone currently squatting in the Oval Office who claims to be an all-American born and bred Hawaiian – and not some coke-snorting, cock-sucking Kenyan-Indonesian Muslim impostor cuckoo faggot - still peddling the threadbare ‘Hope n Change’ deception.

So in the wake of Typhoon HAARP’s passage, the penultimate Signal 4 strength weather disturbance which made purposeful landfall and ripped through the Visayas last week like Hell’s Furies on steroids, the good ole US of A hypocrisy score has achieved an all-time high, breaking earlier world class records of duplicity, when navy warships and legions of psycho kiddie bonking Marines arrived in the storm-battered Third World archipelago to firmly entrench their ‘returned’ military presence and help clean up the mega-mess caused by the piloted passage of the weather wars manipulated Yolandia (Haiyan).

White House spokesman Billy Bob Redneck, speaking to a gutter press hack from the False Flag Gazette in Washington, made a crude reference to the serendipitous fact that American forces ‘just happened’ to be in the locality (an entire carrier fleet) and were willing to devote themselves to address nagging problems like disaster relief and humanitarian assistance – and, er, hang around indefinitely to keep a check on China’s ever-expanding influence in the south-east Asian region.

While it’s not unique for a seasonal south-east monsoon typhoon strength weather disturbance to forge a path through the central Visayas and exit on a north-west heading across the South China Sea – one of that intensity is a sore thumb anomaly that stinks of weather wars manipulation – with Yolanda intentionally and with malice aforethought boosted via the globally-positioned weaponised HAARP arrays.

While we’re treating this war crimes attack on the Philippines with a healthy and corrective double coat of cynicism, it might be worthy of mention that Typhoon Yolanda’s ‘intensity will doubtless be blamed on climate change and used to push the fantasy phenomenon of anthropogenic global warming scam – hence boosting the carbon credits cap and trade exchange rip-off bourse.

So the Republic of the Philistines gets a taste of the Hurricane Katrina and Superstorm Sandy false flag scenario treatment – just the same as the 2010 Haiti HAARP-generated ground–shaker, and Japan’s Tōhoku coastal region 2011 Force 9 HAARP earthquake that never was – which caused the tsunami inundation of the Fuckupshima nuke power plant.

And let’s not overlook the 2005 Boxing Day mega tsunami triggered in the Sumatran Trench off Indonesia, generated either by the HAARP weapons array or more likely a pair of sub-marine 20 megaton nukes detonated simultaneously to create a ‘natural’ (sic) force majeure / act of God calamity and hence Jakarta rolled out the red carpet for US aid – which was all ready and waiting in Guam and Okinawa.
And here we have the same again – to re-establish their mid-western Pacific presence in the hapless Philippines since their oppressive military bases were hoofed out with ‘extreme prejudice’ in 1991 – an insult the Great Satan has never forgotten.

Oh yes, these maleficent, baleful bastards have no limits to the destruction, suffering and misery they wreak – and all to forward the New World Order agenda for their inbred, core evil Masonic Illuminati Master Race bosses in Switzerland and London – (the very sinister, devoid of conscience sub-human beings, who instruct the Bilderberg gophers what to expedite) - and achieve the establishment of the illusory New Jerusalem.

For a history of US military and CIA / black ops interventions and meddling read Killing Hope by William Blum – a history of Uncle Sam’s dirty tricks from the false flag attack on the Midway in Havana Harbour - up to the 9/11 treasonable debacle expedited by rogue elements of the US military and the Dubya Bush administration neo-cons in criminal collusion with Mossad’s dirty tricks department.

Hot on the heels of the US Stage 1 Hypocrisy, we are then faced with the home truth and harsh realities of ‘Stage 2 Hypocrisy’ – doled out by the Republic of the Philistines very own government kleptocracy – all under the dubious watch of President Nonoy Aquino – son of the late, utterly naïve President Cory and scion of the filthy rich Cojuangco family – a fortune founded on loan sharking usury, sugar cane and slave labour.

The Philippines - 7,090-odd islands, all dominated by a voracious oligarch class composed of congenital braggarts whose material gluttony and all-consuming greed is only surpassed by their sick capacity for boastacious self-promotion. Take our word on this score - humility isn’t part of their limited lexicon.

So thanks to these oligarch clans (untouchable warlords by any other name – all with their own standing armies) are running the country that is so riddled with graft and corruption that the system of officialdom is unable to function without it.
Fact – the government is more at a kleptocracy than bureaucracy - thanks to 350 years of Spanish misrule and Roman Catholic-generated religious superstition – and 50 years of fine-tuned corruption under the Yanks.

Thus graft and corruption and wide-scale extortion exists at every level of society – and never more so than when calamity strikes. Okay the old joke goes – favourite nation? - easy – ‘donation’. And here the hypocrisy kicks in.

All donated international aid shipped in gets impounded, scrutinised and sorted by the Renta-Crook Bureau of Customs and down the road by local council officials – with the real goodies and choice foods – especially so corned beef and tinned ham diverted (read ‘stolen’) for resale at duty free outlets to generate mega-bucks foreign exchange – with the donated goodies being substituted with gash stash locally produced Mami Noodles and ‘Super-Ulam Pinoy’ 555 Sardines and short grain F6 sub-standard rice– then handed out to the starving peasantry by some elected official – with the reminder of “Don’t forget – vote for me.”

On a lighter note – if such a thing is possible in this sea of human tragedy and deceit, New Zealand was kind enough to dispatch a shipment of yeast – for making bread (or Marie Antoinette style ‘cakes’) – so hopefully some other magnanimous souls donated a couple of loads of flour to go with the former – albeit the indigenous population, while occasionally partaking of a breakfast pan de sal, are not too addicted to sandwiches and toast as per their Occidental counterparts – and even if starving would still prefer a bowl of rice. Preferably fish and rice, and if no fish, then bagoong – a fishy paste that makes moggie grub Kit-e-Kat look – and smell – like a 5 star Chef gourmet dish.

Irony Part One: It might well be expected that in the wake of the storm’s devastation the main whinge be focused on the shortage of potable water and food – or toilet and bathing facilities and shelter – but no, it’s the fact the power lines are down, hence zero electricity means there’s no way to charge their ubiquitous i-Pads and smart phones. No internet, no e-mails, no texts, no tweets.

As for Irony Part Two, Broken Britain’s flabby Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron was full of himself this week on the floor of the House of Conmans, boasting to all and sundry of the UK’s contribution of aid to the areas of the Philippines devastated by Typhoon HAARP – with a Royal Navy ‘destroyer’ HMS Rustbucket currently underway on a heading for storm-ravaged Tacloban, capital of the island of Leyte.
A ‘destroyer’ – Que? WTF? Isn’t the place ‘destroyed’ enough already?

Thought for the day. HAARP, akin with nuclear weapons: for purposes of belligerence we command a technology of far greater evolution than our moral and intellectual abilities to rationally commit such to destructive use.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 17 November 2013

Austerity Hypocrisy Dooms Tory Re-Election

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The state of dark, rebellious passions which now rule the ranks of Broken Britain’s common herd society – the very ‘sheeple’ that this Con-Dem Nasty Party Coalition assume with unqualified arrogance to lord it over – are those of acrimonious dissent and do not bode well for Tory or Lib-Dum candidates alike at the ballot box come the day of reckoning in 2015.

The entire pissed-off voting demographic of our once sceptred isle is ready and raring for this next general election in May 2015 – counting down the passing days alike the hapless Estragon and Vladimir waiting for Godot - (who unbeknown to his pals copped for a fatal ration of NHS Trust Liverpool Care Pathway treatment after being hospitalised with an ingrowing foreskin some days previously and most definitely won’t be arriving as scheduled).

With fanfare and vengeful relish, on the 7th May 2015 we can express our collective ire at the voting booth and hoof this absurd Tory-dominated coalition vaudeville dog n pony show out of office – and hopefully not put an X down for the also-ran election pledge-breaking Lib-Dum ‘Loser’s Party’ - or the child wunderkind-led New Labour incompetents whose mismanagement of domestic and international affairs caused this flatline economic calamity in the first place.
At a pinch the indestructible Nutty Nigel Barrage and UKIP sounds a fair alternative choice, or the equally bonkers tree hugging crowd, or the BNP – or the EDL – or even Screaming Lord Sutch’s Raving Loony Party – or do we return to a system of autonomous tribal collectives, dump the Crapitalist monetary ripoff and go back to barter trading?

While no fucker or their dog actually won the 2010 general election, and Cabbage Patch Dave’s Nasty Party garnered a few more votes than the Gordon Cyclops Broon and the New Labour dog wankers – things were still pretty free and easy until the Tory’s Minister for Social Misery, Iain Duncan Shit – assisted in no minor way by the train fare dodging Chancellor George ‘Spankies’ Osborne and Her Royal Pompousness, Employment Minister Esther ‘Blonde Moments’ McVey - set out on a pre-plotted course of strategic social engineering strikes to devastate the dignity of the unemployed and disabled with their respective ‘lettres de cachet’ – so they were branded as common herd pauper scum, then subsequently disenfranchised and cast out, stigmatised by the ruling hierarchy as the wretched of the earth.

Let’s be clear on one fact here – the ‘disenfranchised’ were not just a slew of ne’er-do-well workshy scroungers and disabled impersonators with their little walking sticks and limp wrist slings – the social benefit addicts that hang around outside boozers all afternoon rolling ciggies and mainline on jobseekers allowance, sick pay and housing benefit – but the actual poor and needy ostracised in situations of acute want and distress, abandoned by this duplicitous nanny state, to survive by their wits and own devices. Not an easy task for those frail of limb and short on mental acumen.

In utter disgust we perceive these merciless, empathy-deficient pondscum twats such as the above-named trio and their 640-odd House of Conmans cohorts – along with the Shitehall civil service jobsworth bureaucrats – who simply erode the integrity and trust required for democracy to function. To wit, their actions are tantamount to treason.

And the main blame for this state of affairs lies squarely with Iain Duncan Shit, the DWP’s welfare benefits-slashing answer to Freddie Kruger. Blighted as he might be with a legion of palpable faults, he’s thus deservedly earned the thousand and one pejoratives that serve to describe his sub-human condition to a tee – and branded as a smug cunt about sums him up - end of story.

With Duncan Shit, if he was a black feller, then we could perhaps put this failure to comprehend the misery he’s causing down to some congenital mental aberration, such as the Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome – same problem as afflicts Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama - the Kenyan-Indonesian ‘Harry Lennix’ clone – that ‘darkie’ Muslim cuckoo currently squatting in the White House under false pretences and trying his damndest to beat Dubya Bush’s and Tony Bliar’s war crimes body count records.

But alas, 20/20 hindsight does not provide a facility to revise or correct the flaws of past government actions, hence worthless onanist twats like Mr Duncan Shit simply fall into Parliament’s perpetual recycling of duff politicians process, with the tosser hoofed out of the party leadership post due his reliance on the evasive art of temporising – a habit evolved following a lifetime of making the wrong decisions.

Thus ousted as Fuhrer of the Nasty Party, alike his equally useless Tory contemporaries - closet case Willy ‘Fudge’ Vague and the bloodsucking Michael ‘Drac’ Howard - the not fit for purpose hypocrisy-ridden Iain Duncan Shit, while basking in the perverted schadenfreude joys he derives from turning Broken Britain’s welfare benefits system into a hit n run, scorched earth hopscotch game, has conveniently engaged selective memory mode to overlook the fact he personally took a year off work when his missus was ill.

Oh yes, and all fully paid up - with us, the hapless taxpayers, getting shafted for the cost of that holiday - and nary a single ATOS check on his ability to do even part-time work – whereas any other fucker and their dog tried to pull a stunt like that and their welfare benefits get the chop.

Then in charge of this millionaire’s cabinet of tosspots we have Mr Austerity himself, Posh Dave Scameron, a ‘man tits’ flabby self-delusional buffoon who believes that in the eyes of the common herd (us) the Tory Party now constitutes an actual reformist ‘belief system’ – with him as the cult’s Messiah.

But Bullingdon Dave, current mouthpiece for the Great and the Good, fails to comprehend the stark realities of cause and effect inflicted on the heads of innocents by his fatally flawed coalition’s mismanagement of domestic and international / foreign policy affairs – and the devastation wrought not only on the economy of our once-sceptred isle but that too of our iconic welfare state safety net – specifically designed to cater for the diversity of human needs – and the once-boasted pride and joy of society’s victims - the real needy and benefit scroungers likewise.

Successive governments have worked for decades on delivering this Womb to Tomb welfare state and hence embellished the entitlement culture to an inbred cradle to grave expectation that borders on addiction – then the Tory Nasty Party, in their frustrated incompetence and ineptitude over how to reduce the national debt (just default) start slashing family and single parent benefits and can’t comprehend why they are pilloried by unemployed, homeless, gut-hungry mobs every which way they turn now the iconic privileges have been blocked.
And let’s not mention the £££ zillions ‘wasted’ on foreign aid charity and funding neo-imperialist wars of aggression – all of which would be better spent here in Third World Broken Britain.

Regardless, with hindsight thrown to the vagaries of the four winds, the austerity juggernaut lumbers on, claiming fresh victims with each passing day - crushing the Remploy facilities, paring down pensioner’s winter fuel allowance payments by £50 quid (as ‘unregulated’ gas and electric tariffs soar); imposing draconian second bedroom taxes - and all the while the House of Conmans bludgers are giggling away, personally ignoring the flatline state of our de-industrialised nation’s finances and while refusing to accept a ‘benefits cap’ on their Parliamentary expenses, are regardless and without a hint of self-regulatory control, shamelessly pushing for an 11% pay raise.

Yet we, the common herd, the 99%, the great unwashed, the useless eaters, the wretched of the earth, - who just happen, by circumstance of our toil and sweat, to be the ones actually funding the lifestyles of this privileged class - who by self-proclaimed divine right to rule have been sneering down their lardy-da toff class noses at the peasantry and lording it over us for centuries – nay, millenniums - and hence we are fully inured to being shit on by inbred bloodline mongrels who’ve been swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool.

Homelessness and youth unemployment, along with the myriad ills of our diseased economy, collectively represent the mechanism – explosive charge, shrapnel and detonator - of a socio-political time bomb of sub-nuclear proportions just tick-ticking away in the background of Broken Britain’s neglected inner city urban sprawls – our slum ‘projects’ and ghettoes.

Hmmm, come the Day of the Rope …… rebellion …… enough said.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday, 16 November 2013

Sheffield Set for Pikeyphobia Race War

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Con-Dem Coalition’s Deputy PM, Nick ‘Forked Tongue’ Clegg, has been forced to get off his complacent flabby arse and go into damage control mode following fellow Sheffield MP David Blindgitt’s xenophobic scaremongering panic attack this week, warning all and sundry who were willing to listen to his paranoid hysterical blather of a brewing race war, then shouting from his ramshackle Shiteside constituency rooftops “To the barricades - lock up your children! The Gyppos are coming!”

New Labour MP Mr Blindgitt - whose Sheffield Shiteside constituency includes the Pikey Hill area, where Roma migrants from Slovakia have set up a cottage industry clothes peg whittling factory alongside Poacher Pete’s Ripoff Emporium - which deals exclusively in smuggled and stolen goods - was high in oath when informing a gutter press hack from the red top Jingoists Gazette that mass rioting was a dead cert when the waves of Gyppo migrants waded ashore onto Broken Britain’s beaches in January.

“Poo-pooing this talk of galloping xenophobia besides, it’s about time Posh Dave Scameron woke up to the reality of the dark brooding mood and flash mob tempers fomenting outside of Parliament’s insular walls.”
“First off, the government need to pressure Pikey Hill’s Roma community to radically mend their anti-social behaviour patterns – apart from the sweaty armpits and galloping halitosis and loitering on street corners at all hours - and taking a dump in the town’s litter bins – which really aggravates the locals and attracts swarms of flies - there’s the matter of all the missing dogs and cats which have doubtless ended up in some Fido or Tiddles goulash.”
“What’s more, these moronic suggestions of talking to each other across community divides are more at scent than substance - as in this case the ‘divides’ will just end up as a line of slit trenches and barbed wire barriers."

“We’re already inundated with a flood of Albanian swan-roasters and carp-poaching Polacks – none of whom have any intentions of ever going back home now they’re on the welfare benefits gravy train – and come New Year we’ll be swamped out with hordes of Gyppos – then it’s time to start watching the kiddies 24/7 before they fall victim to some pikey child sex trafficking ring.”

“So, I ask the logical question, how can there be any determined effort to aid integration when they turn up with their smelly ferrets and ratting dogs and go off around the local parks trapping hedgehogs for their Sunday lunch. Its got that bad on the Pikey Hill housing estate that if they pay the rent twice in a month the Plod Squad call round to see where they got the money from?”

Conversely Librarian Dummercrat leader Mick Clogg, whose Sheffield Hallam constituency shares a boundary with Mr Blindgitt's, informed media hacks that “Downing Street is acutely aware of the possible tensions, but it doesn’t really help what is a volatile situation already when Blindgitt lurches around making wildly hypocritical statements that it’s all our Coalition government's fault when back in 2003, from his Home Secretary’s desk, in between advertising for loose moral skangers to have his babies, he declared there was ‘no obvious upper limit’ to immigration. Hence in my book it’s tough shit for him to start complaining now, ten years down the road, over the knock-on effect in his own backyard.”

”MigrationWatch UK’s Andy Green exposed the systematic deceit involved with the genuine scale of immigration that occurred under Tony Bliar’s Downing Street watch – and was subjected to a vile and sustained campaign of character assassination for his troubles, directed by that reptilian fudger, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) who pursued an aggressive policy of Rent-an-Immigrant, having visa application forms posted in Third World telephone boxes and public toilets from Murmansk to Tierra del Fuego.”

“For Christ’s sake, Ed Millipede needs to have some fucker do a risk assessment on anything David Blindgitt intends saying to the media from here on in, before he single-handedly kick starts World War Three with the eastern bloc Europeans – or the Pakis or Muslims or whoever – Astrid and Rufus the true blue ET aliens from Planet Argos maybe.”
“I mean, really – how the fuck are the cabinet Nudge Unit supposed to spin doctor us out of a nation-wide wave of sodding race riots - and we can hardly count of Blindgitt’s brand of bellicose chauvinism when the best sound bite he can come up with is “The Pikeys are coming!”

“Obviously Mr Blindgitt and I don’t quite see eye to eye on this issue, as David’s one of these old stick-in-the-mud type commoners who never embraced our concept of the Big Society and has a bit of a blind spot where racial tolerance is concerned.”
"There again, I’m a die-hard liberal and think one of the great things about Britain – well, apart from nonce-infested Scotland - is that we are an open multi-cultural society and should welcome migrants willing to work for minimum wages and sleep ten to a room.”
“And there again we have the ones with a few bob who invest here and create jobs – like Mr al Fayed buying Harrods and his ready cash for questions bonus back-handers. Plus let’s not forget the droves of foreign medical professionals who are currently keeping the National Ill-Health Service afloat – apart from the likes of Dr Freddy Patel who made a right mockers of our autopsy procedures which resulted in the course of justice going tits up.”

So, anyone out there have a Ouija board that can predict the impact of vulgar Bulgars and Romanian pikeys arriving in the UK next January?
It all comes down to the failure of the previous New Labour government fubar for opening the doors to the welfare benefit scroungers from eight eastern European countries back in the semi-halcyon days of 2004 – and Jumping Jack Straw describing this balls-up as a ‘spectacular mistake’ is a purposeful euphemism for the biggest fuck up New Labour made – next to having David Kelly and Robin Cook murdered – and letting Gordon Brown sit in the Prime Minister’s chair.

The demographic composition of our once-sceptred isle has been purposely corrupted with malice aforethought to suit the New World Order agenda.
So fuck Brussels and this 28 nation community disaster, allowing millions of newcomers with no historic connection to Britain to settle here. We need to disengage from the EUSSR and this pernicious policy of multi-culturalism immediately if not sooner – along with criminalising childhood and the political correctness hysteria – that’s got every fucker and their dog terrified to say ‘Boo!’ to a goose or call a spade ‘a spade’ anymore.

Thought for the day. Now here’s a thought to stop this prophesised tidal bore of pikey trailer trash in its path: enforce the provisions of the contentious ‘asbos on steroids’ Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill which is currently being fast tracked through the House of Conmans by the Illuminati / New World Order stooges.

Why the fuck not – if kids skateboarding or playing in the street or park can be targeted by PCSO and Community Enforcement Stasi morons seconded from Renta-Thug Agency and officially sanctioned with their behaviour outlawed on the sole grounds that they ‘might’ annoy miserable twat neighbours who need to get a life – then the self-same regulations can be enforced on these tribes of Neanderthal culture knuckle-draggers hell bent on bringing our Anglo-Saxon society down to their level of uncouth existence and depravity.

Further, let’s not overlook the blatant fact that this totalitarian tip-toe creep-creep legislation is purposely and with malice aforethought, politically geared to shitcan the very essence of Magna Carta and criminalise protests and demonstrations on the ‘Occupy’ scale – another step closer to the Big Brother jackboot coming down on our collective freedom-loving necks.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday, 14 November 2013

UK Quacks Cop Death List Bonuses

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The shit has hit the fan big time with rowdy demonstrations being fielded by Falun Gong style anarchy-bent flash mobs outside the House of Conmans this week, with pro-life groups determined to get their core message across following leaks from National Ill-Health Service whistle-blowers, published in the red top gutter press tabloids that Broken Britain’s money-grubbing GPs are raking in an extra £50 quid bonus per head if they stick elderly patients on NHS 'death lists' – a key objective strategy aimed at reducing healthcare costs and complying with the UN’s Agenda 21 euthanasia requirements for mass population reductions.

Information leaked from Smegmadale-on-Sea’s Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence revealed that every non-hospitalised death saves the NHS £1,000 nicker, hence GPs – always eager to have their palms crossed with thirty pieces of silver, are now being paid to draw up 'end-of-life advanced care plans' – aka ‘oldie hit lists’ - for patients their computerised Ouija board software programme predicts will pass away in the coming year.

From a philosophical viewpoint the concept of bonus payments was initially mused to encourage doctors to discuss the imminent ‘Grim Reaper’ factor with elderly and terminally ill patients and suggest alternatives for croaking in hospital – such as landfill sites or even under a tree in the cemetery to cut down on funeral costs.

Due hospital deaths in the UK costing the NHS a flat rate of £3,065, whereas patients croaking elsewhere come in at a discounted £2,107, GP quacks were paid £50 for each care home patient they coerced into signing an ‘end-of-life’ contract – in which is stated they want to die at home, and further stipulates they are not to be resuscitated nor given expensive pain-killer drugs in their final hours.

One negative and adverse knock-on effect of the controversial ‘yellow folder’ end of life contract scheme (read ‘scam’) has now resulted in ambulance crews refusing to take extremely ill people to hospital if their ‘care’ plan states they want to die in the comfort of their own home – with paramedics simply posting a body bag through the letterbox instead.

Ron McScrote, spokesman for the prestigious Croak with Dignity charity, had a condemning message for one press hack from the Coffin Dodgers Gazette: “It does my fuckin’ head in that GP’s are rakin’ in a stream of tidy sums in bonuses from the NHS for addin’ pensioners and terminal sickie patient’s names ter a controversial ‘death list’ wot our team reckons is reminiscent of Hitler’s Nazi euthanasia campaigns – or the Yank’s Dr Jack Kevorkian Assisted Dying programme.”

“It all comes down ter makin’ euthanasia socially acceptable under the skewed terms of this moronic political correctness culture wot’s bin shoved down our throats – an’ instanced perfectly wiv the controversial Scouseland Care Pathway - aka Assisted Suicide with a Smile - wot involves beatin’ the patient ter death wiv a claw hammer, or similar blunt instrument, wrapped in a soft and cuddly glove puppet.”

“Wot we’re face wiv here is yet another social engineerin’ control mechanism designed ter serve the established an’ flawed political system – a bureaucratic vehicle designed ter secure an’ further the unfair (1% vs 99%) advantages of this over-privileged ruling economic elite wot lords it over us.”

Thought for the day. Well, Agenda 21 and the Liverpool Care Pathway besides, there’s another cold winter ahead that even burning stacks of global warning propaganda bullshit will fail to warm the cockles of pensioners hearts, that will see our not-fit-for-purpose excuse for a National Health Service overloaded with flash-frozen geriatrics who, thanks to the money-grubbing power corporations upping the tariff rates for gas and electricity by astronomic double figures (10%+ when Ofgem claims that wholesale prices only rose by 1:7%) won’t be able to afford to heat their homes – a factor aggravated by Tory Chancellor Jeff ‘Mollie’ Osborne slashing £50 quid off the pre-coalition government Winter Fuel Allowance for pensioners down to a mere £200 – just enough to buy a woolly cardigan, a pair of gloves and a packet of Victory Vs.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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