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Jeremy ‘Growler’ Paxman, the purposely abrasive BBC Newshite anchor, has landed himself at the centre of the biggest barney with a government minister since the last big barney after he labelled Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron a ‘brain-dead dildo’ for conjuring up this moronic First World War centenary celebration scheme.
In a concerted and vindictive act of retaliation, a Biblical scale shit storm of caustic criticism and complaints has been loosed by Downing Street’s cabinet office Nudge Unit and the damage control spin doctors – all directed at the Biased Broadcasting Corp and focused on Paxo for having the audacity to publicly slag off and diss Broken Britain’s Great Leader, Reichsführer Kameron and his current pet ‘Let’s all celebrate warfare’ project.
Due the nature of the threats of personal violence he’s been receiving, Paxman has hired two ex-Mossad Kidon Unit minders, Freddy and Felix the Fagin twins as close-in protection – lest he ends up inside a big black North Face holdall (the type favoured by MI6 and the Increment assassins crew – ‘and’ suicide-bent GCHQ technicians) – then dumped on some remote grassy knoll down Wiltshire way – or is discovered leant up against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods with his left wrist slashed and a gut-full of co-proxamol tablets.
Asked during an interview with the Warmongers Gazette for his opinion of the Tory’s programmed events for 2014 Paxo claimed that Scameron had likened the commemorations to Tin Lizzie’s QE2 Diamond Jubilee celebrations – and was gearing up to stage an all-out gung-ho ‘blood n guts’ / ‘over the top’ Black Adder style commemoration event that, like the Diamond Jubilee, says something about who we are as a people – an enduring legacy that expresses Britain’s national identity.
Hmmm, yeah right - national identity indeed. A bunch of barbarians with a history of imperialist colonial aggression whose elitist rulers bask in the dark and venal joys of schadenfreude as they visit deprivation and mayhem on the heads of lesser peoples to seize their lands for strategic advantage and control of the natural resources – with Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Mali, Somalia and Syria as the latest examples of our long history of foreign adventurism and geo-political meddling.
Paxman explained “It’s a fucking worry when this tosser Scameron, purportedly kitted out with a first class public school education and a degree in some thing or the other from Oxford, is not only attempting to score political brownie points by turning the Armistice Day ‘Lest We Forget’ mantra hypocrisy into a staged national event of Busby Berkeley extravaganza proportions, but doubles the scale of blatant hypocrisy in bypassing his vaunted belt-tightening austerity measures and claims this gala spectacular to celebrate the worst man-made catastrophe in history is going to cost the taxpayer £50 million quid – all allocated from the plundered welfare benefits, bedroom tax and pensioner’s winter fuel allowance cutbacks.”
“Really, I ask you, what the fuck is there to celebrate about four years sniping at each other from a line of trenches in this abominable War to End All Wars – which ended up with fourteen million dead on all sides – and a further thirty-four million crippled and maimed – in both mind and body – all due a total breakdown in diplomacy and a record-breaking display of man’s inhumanity to his fellow man – all staged and directed by the inbred mongrel royals of the day – plus their staffs of military incompetents and raving psychopaths – just like Tony Bliar and Dave Scameron.”
“Now we are force fed this ‘Lest We Forget’ mantra hypocrisy on a yearly Remembrance Sunday basis – and the first thing we did was ‘forget’ – not just once, in 1939, but again and again and again – which we’re still doing it to this very day – forgetting - and during that two minute silence you can actually hear the hypocrisy slithering around the feet of the assembled masses. But as the proverb goes: ‘They that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat its mistakes’.”
“So now we have this pretentious dog wanker Scameron banging the patriotism drum and promoting help for heroes – who are military employees in the first instance and if they’ve two ounces of common sense to rub together, know quite fucking well they’ve no right being in someone else’s country – Afghanistan or Iraq, wherever - as part of an invading, aggressive armed force.”
“Help for heroes, my arse – we’ve heard that one before from the Welsh goat Lloyd George – ‘homes fit for heroes’ – another never-to-materialise promise from governments past.”
“But he buffoon’s too dense to extrapolate the unforeseen ramifications of what’s being proposed here – acts of revelry and carousal aimed at glorifying warfare - especially so of a four year duration conflict where none were the winners and all parties came out as losers.”
“Alas, this Tory leader, the very same bloke who came up with the Hug-a-Hoodie fiasco, is still labouring under the delusion that he’s more popular with the common herd than Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear, when the truth lies more in the fact he’s about as despised and reviled as a course of chemotherapy at some NHS cancer clinic.”
“It’s way past time for Scameron to exit stage left – as a necessary political damage control casualty - fallen victim to the Blinovitch Limitation Effect - along with his coke-snorting handler missus, Snowy Sam.”
Conversely Posh Dave was full of vim and vinegar, informing gutter press hacks that “Paxman’s a Bolshie oick who has no concept of who is really running this country. He’s the type of straight sex, missionary style bleeding heart altruist who condemns paedophilia and probably votes for Nutty Nigel and UKIP.”
“So Paxo can sod off as we’re going to celebrate 100 years of super warfare – and re-enact the Battle of the Somme, which will be a spiffing wheeze as we can use Thames Water’s multifarious neglected road works as the trenches – they’re scattered all over London - and have lots of redundant NHS nurses administering the Liverpool Care Pathway kiss of death to the make-believe casualties – just like Barky Obama’s boys did at the false flag Boston bombing last April.”
Scameron, not only short on credibility but also grass roots horse sense, intends the 2014 festive ‘War is Great’ celebrations to comprise three vital elements – a task now bestowed on the expenses-fiddling Culture Secretary Maria ‘Ginger Minger’ Miller, she of the Desperate Dan chin – in conjunction with Defence Minister Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond and armed forces commander, General Sir Dinsdale Hogg-Scatt to collectively transform into reality.
First on Scameron’s list of ‘three vital elements is – quote: ‘a massive transformation of the Imperial War Museum to make it even more incredible’ – knee deep mud, dismembered corpses, and the stench of death and putrefaction disguised under a pervading odour of mustard gas.
Second, a major programme of national commemorative events "properly funded and given the august status they deserve" – such as fire bombing mosques and targeting any fucker and their dog in our Big Society who feels inclined to hate our vaunted democratic freedoms.
And third, the last but not least, an educational programme "to create an enduring legacy for generations to come" – which we have already since the Army’s 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment set up recruitment desks in Broken Britain’s schools and Wootton Bassett council dedicated a further ten acres of greenfields to the adjoining current military graveyard.
Thought for the day. Poppy festooned Remembrance Sunday indeed – now British troops are guarding the fucking poppy crops in Afghanistan – the UK / US black op’s finance drug trade money stream.
So this WWI centenary remembrance celebration is set to be funded with £50 million nicker out of the taxpayer’s piggy bank? Nice one – how about £50 million quid spent on a job creation programme or patching up potholes with Tarmite?
Scameron’s flabby rhetoric is more at scent than substance – a prime example of political correctness gone wrong – attempting to politicise and capitalise on the utter tragedy that World War One constituted and commemorate the ultimate demonstration of human folly in the past 100 years. But WTF else can we expect from a spoiled brat who was brought up on a privileged high octane diet of pomp and pageantry.
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Regardless, fuck the warmongering Freemasons elitist rulers and Big Brother – and his sister and their doomed New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 13 November 2013
Friday, 8 November 2013
Official: Payday Loans Declared 'Debt Traps'
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The House of Conmans Business, Innovation and Skills Select Committee, headed by Labour MP Adrian ‘Two Plums’ Bailey, has heard testimony from diverse consumer groups which have condemned the greed-ridden immoral practices of the burgeoning payday loan industry who are taking advantage of this ‘no end in sight’ recession and Broken Britain’s flatline economy to ensnare hard-up families into a cycle of usurious debt.
Ron McTwatt, the pro-Marxist founder of the Ripoffs.com website called for Wonga’s cute Granny figure puppets and catchy jingles to be banned from peak time television as such are purposely designed to target child audiences with mesmerising sound bite magic – as used by politicians to captivate the common herd voters when out on the election ballot canvassing trail.
“This is an identical strategy the Common Purpose social engineerin’ outfit copied from Joseph Goebbels in the Nazi era an’ use in their NLP mind control / brainwashin’ techniques – now Wonga an’ their effin’ ilk are usin’ it fer groomin’ our sprogs ter be loan addicts an’ the next generation of chronic borrowers - bollocks deep in debt.”
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing money is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ in cash out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 5,000% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the Committee will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus this skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by corporate-dominated governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have QuickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of fivers – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
Conversely, in their own defence, bosses from Wonga and Mayday First, among other leading firms, also gave evidence to the Committee, insisting the vast majority of their customers are happy to repay a 5,000% rate of interest on the £100 quid they borrowed the previous Friday and don’t really mind a couple of heavies coming round mid-week to remind them that repayment is due by Saturday – or else.
Wonga’s head of late payments policy, Atilla van der Kuntt, told MPs: ‘Our core business is aiming to lend to people who have no choice and don’t whinge at having to pay us back at ridiculous rates of interest - that’s how we make money. The vast majority of people cough up on time - unless they want their legs broken or their kids snatched and sold to some pikey child sex trafficking ring.”
Appearing on behalf of his newly-founded Scab-Cash Inc and in defence of the entire exploitive loan sharking industry, 19-year old financial whiz-kid Mr Shylock Scattstein gave testimony that following a lecture from Rabbi Snipcock after being caught attempting to strip the lead flashings off the synagogue roof to support his drug habit two years previously, he went into rehab’ and signed on at his local Asbo Central College for a course of night school classes, earning a NVQ1 Master of Usury diploma on how to create money out of nothing and use it as a silent weapon to gain control of people’s finances and property – and eventually an iron fist strangulation grip on the short and curlies of entire sections of Broken Britain’s sick society.
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Ms Fellattia McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next day.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in CashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the cash to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic shebang goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The House of Conmans Business, Innovation and Skills Select Committee, headed by Labour MP Adrian ‘Two Plums’ Bailey, has heard testimony from diverse consumer groups which have condemned the greed-ridden immoral practices of the burgeoning payday loan industry who are taking advantage of this ‘no end in sight’ recession and Broken Britain’s flatline economy to ensnare hard-up families into a cycle of usurious debt.
Ron McTwatt, the pro-Marxist founder of the Ripoffs.com website called for Wonga’s cute Granny figure puppets and catchy jingles to be banned from peak time television as such are purposely designed to target child audiences with mesmerising sound bite magic – as used by politicians to captivate the common herd voters when out on the election ballot canvassing trail.
“This is an identical strategy the Common Purpose social engineerin’ outfit copied from Joseph Goebbels in the Nazi era an’ use in their NLP mind control / brainwashin’ techniques – now Wonga an’ their effin’ ilk are usin’ it fer groomin’ our sprogs ter be loan addicts an’ the next generation of chronic borrowers - bollocks deep in debt.”
Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for the Short-Changed debt charity, stated for the public record that “What these scumbag kikester moneylenders are doing with their telly adverts is a disgrace - an iniquitous practice which is morally reprehensible. They’re aiming to convince kids that borrowing money is a social norm, creating an actual ‘belief system’ in cash out of thin air. Live now and pay later – with Mammon, the God of Greed as the ultimate, omnipotent deity.”
“Just look at this other bunch of bottom feeders, Freddy Fagin’s Payday Loans – yet another tentacle of the Rothshite Kosher Nostra’s crime syndicate. It’s all fuelled by greed and loan sharking usury – and with 5,000% APR interest rates quoted as normal, this presents an iniquitous moral crime surpassed only by child molesting - or the US-approved theft of Palestinian lands by the outlaw Israeli government.”
“Further, the Committee will have perhaps taken note that this social blight doesn’t go down too well in the nations of Pan-Islam where usury is condemned in the pages of the Koran and a crime under Sharia Law.”
“Plus this skewed notion of a voluntary regime set up by these dodgy lenders to allow themselves to self-regulate and enforce the way loans are marketed and granted – and defaulters chased up – is a moronic scheme. That’s like having PC Foxy holding the keys to the henhouse and being expected to carry out an impartial investigation into the case of the missing chickens.”
“It all comes down to the simple fact that payday loans are a debt trap – a rigged game with money conjured out of thin air - and this scam we refer to as the crapitalist monetary system, fielded by corporate-dominated governments, has been fixed since its inception – along with the fractional reserve banking scam - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few.”
“Just take a look at the YouTube video footage this bent Amigo Loans outfit used – showing two Mexican Zetas Cartel characters armed with machetes and chopping the heads off loan defaulters to get ‘the message’ across about the definition of ‘short term’ - which prefixes the actual ‘loan’ wording.”
“Then we have QuickQuid running a commercial in which a gang of ne’er do well gyppo travellers approach the loan applications desk and simply flash their gold teeth to show they have collateral – then get handed a bag full of fivers – which is meant to demonstrate the company can grant and dole out loans faster than shit through a goose.”
Conversely, in their own defence, bosses from Wonga and Mayday First, among other leading firms, also gave evidence to the Committee, insisting the vast majority of their customers are happy to repay a 5,000% rate of interest on the £100 quid they borrowed the previous Friday and don’t really mind a couple of heavies coming round mid-week to remind them that repayment is due by Saturday – or else.
Wonga’s head of late payments policy, Atilla van der Kuntt, told MPs: ‘Our core business is aiming to lend to people who have no choice and don’t whinge at having to pay us back at ridiculous rates of interest - that’s how we make money. The vast majority of people cough up on time - unless they want their legs broken or their kids snatched and sold to some pikey child sex trafficking ring.”
Appearing on behalf of his newly-founded Scab-Cash Inc and in defence of the entire exploitive loan sharking industry, 19-year old financial whiz-kid Mr Shylock Scattstein gave testimony that following a lecture from Rabbi Snipcock after being caught attempting to strip the lead flashings off the synagogue roof to support his drug habit two years previously, he went into rehab’ and signed on at his local Asbo Central College for a course of night school classes, earning a NVQ1 Master of Usury diploma on how to create money out of nothing and use it as a silent weapon to gain control of people’s finances and property – and eventually an iron fist strangulation grip on the short and curlies of entire sections of Broken Britain’s sick society.
The adverse side of the coin was heard from Ms Fellattia McSkanger, an unemployed 16-year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate.
“These effin’ payday loan ad’s on the telly do me fuckin’ head in when yer got the kids ballin’ down me fuckin’ ear ‘Mum, Mum, why don’t yer take out a Wonga payday loan then we can all move ter Spain an’ get out of this shithouse British weather’. Really, I could strangle the little twats at times.”
“I wanted ter be a catwalk model an’ rake in mobs of moolah but me arse is too big cos of all the junk food crap they serve up fer school lunches, an’ the only qualification I got is an NVQ 1 in Welfare Benefit Fraud.”
“Anyways I only cop a loan off the fuckers once a month - when I’m on the rags an’ can’t go out floggin’ me golly down at Doggers Wood in Wythenshawe Park – an’ if I pull a couple of three-holer tricks in a night then I can afford ter pay back the money, includin’ the skyrocket interest rates, the next day.”
Thought for the day. Irony personified: Kerry ‘Blonde Moment’ Katona, Atomic Kitten singer and a shit-for-brains reality TV star, appeared in CashLady ads until she was dropped like a pet scorpion on crack after being unable to muster up the cash to repay her loans - and was consequently declared bankrupt back in 2008 due running up more debts than some Third World kleptocracy regime.
The only good part viz credit card debt and usurious bank loans and mortgages etc is that when the entire crapitalist money magic shebang goes tits up, the slate’s going to be wiped cleaner than Dandini’s tambourine.
Hmmm, we wonder if these bankster and loan shark types have thought this one through yet?
Regardless, fuck the kikester moneylenders and the Freemason Satanists - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 7 November 2013
Muslim Terrorist Suspect Slips MI5 Watchers
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
An ‘Operation Fingers on the Pulse’ taskforce has been assembled in a vain ‘shut the stable door’ attempt to track down and apprehend a Jolly Jihad terror suspect who slipped his somnambulist government minder’s leash by disguising himself in a burka and doing a 'Jumping Jack Flash' type runner.
Mohammed Shaheed al Ka-Boom, 27, who was subject to an order restricting his movements, sneaked out of London’s Ghaban Ibn Himar mosque last Friday dressed in the de rigeur apparel required of females of the Muslim species.
The Met Police's Counter Terrorism Command, MI5 and the UK Border Agency have joined forces in an all-out effort to find the miscreant before he is able to single-handedly launch his very own personal Jihad to up-end Western civilisation and destroy our hated democratic freedoms.
However Mr al-Ka-Boom is by no means the first terror suspect under a so-called TPim order to go missing. The ‘terrorism prevention and investigation measures’ have come under intense scrutiny since the Briton, a former Somali pirate, absconded from the mosque in Acton, west London – with his disappearance presenting an acute embarrassment to Terry May, the UK’s cross-dressing transvestite Home Secretary, who was responsible for arrogantly introducing the TPim regulations regardless of specialist advice that such were not fit for purpose.
According to the black propaganda being circulated to the media by Scotland Yard’s character assassination department, the terrorist suspect is believed to have close links to al-Shabab, the Somali insurgent group that recently copped the blamed for the false flag Westgate Shopping Mall attack in Nairobi last September.
While UK Border Agency officers at Britain's ports and airports have been told to stay awake and look out for the suspect, MI5 intelligence officers are working closely with GCHQ and using their top secret Ouija Board computer software to try to second-guess the AWOL terror suspect’s whereabouts.
Mr al Ka-Boom has now been placed on the government’s Warnings Index Database and his photographs – in both male mufti ‘and’ the female burka dress false identity of Neekni Sahrawi under which he evaded his watchers - have been circulated to ports and borders.
Scotland Yard’s Public Scaremongering Department chief, Cressida Dickhead, informed the media it was estimated that as al Ka-Boom has rigged his escape from government scrutiny then it could be taken as a certainty he wasn’t planning to hand himself in – which thus left him with three broad choices of evasive action.
First, it is thought he could lie low and stay in Britain, hiding out amongst the thousands of homeless unemployed and former middle class peasants now living on landfill sites, canal banks and under motorway bridge abutments up and down the country.
A second choice would be to flee Britain for East Africa – but one MI5 official who spoke to press hacks on conditions of anonymity (Ron McSnitcher) was forced to admit that in all truth the police and intelligence services didn’t have a fucking clue where Mr Mohamed Shaheed al Ka-Boom might have gone.
“Course it’s always an effin’ problem when the fuckin’ lot of ‘em is called ‘Mohamed’, ain’t it. Plus they all look the effin’ same – whispy beards, cataracts, bad teeth an’ halitosis.”
“Yer know, it’s not our forte findin’ these fuckers. We’re more up ter false flag jobs - shootin’ gobshites like that Jill Dando slag in the head – or knockin’ off the odd Bolshie royal princess in a Paris car smash - or blamin’ Mossad’s 7/7 tube train bombin’s on a gang of Muslim patsies – plus the old assisted suicide capers. Slashing loose lipped weapons inspector’s wrists an’ shovin’ whistle-blowing GCHQ poofter twats inter big black North Face holdalls an’ dumpin’ them in the bath.”
“It’s a possibility al Ka-Boom might slip through the ‘secret pipeline’ wot them illegal immigrant Albanian swan roasters an’ Gyppo Pikeys use ter get in an’ out of Britain ter claim their welfare benefits wivout the numb nuts Borders Agency morons catchin’ ‘em – wot the public commonly refer ter as the Cross Channel Tunnel.”
An open judgement was handed down by the High Court on Mr al Ka-Boom’s case last year after the security service assessed him as being linked to a group of six British nationals who received terrorist training literature from Book of the Month Club.
The biased judgement states he further bought an ‘Al-Shabab Rules’ tee shirt on an eBay auction which could be converted into a Semtex suicide vest - and in 2010 was engaged in procuring sub-nuclear weapons grade materials to knock up 'Weapons of Mass Distraction' improvised explosive devices and further the cause of his terrorism-related activities – specifically concealing purchases of black pepper and peroxide ‘and’ a box of safety matches in the family’s weekly shopping basket.
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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
An ‘Operation Fingers on the Pulse’ taskforce has been assembled in a vain ‘shut the stable door’ attempt to track down and apprehend a Jolly Jihad terror suspect who slipped his somnambulist government minder’s leash by disguising himself in a burka and doing a 'Jumping Jack Flash' type runner.
Mohammed Shaheed al Ka-Boom, 27, who was subject to an order restricting his movements, sneaked out of London’s Ghaban Ibn Himar mosque last Friday dressed in the de rigeur apparel required of females of the Muslim species.
The Met Police's Counter Terrorism Command, MI5 and the UK Border Agency have joined forces in an all-out effort to find the miscreant before he is able to single-handedly launch his very own personal Jihad to up-end Western civilisation and destroy our hated democratic freedoms.
However Mr al-Ka-Boom is by no means the first terror suspect under a so-called TPim order to go missing. The ‘terrorism prevention and investigation measures’ have come under intense scrutiny since the Briton, a former Somali pirate, absconded from the mosque in Acton, west London – with his disappearance presenting an acute embarrassment to Terry May, the UK’s cross-dressing transvestite Home Secretary, who was responsible for arrogantly introducing the TPim regulations regardless of specialist advice that such were not fit for purpose.
According to the black propaganda being circulated to the media by Scotland Yard’s character assassination department, the terrorist suspect is believed to have close links to al-Shabab, the Somali insurgent group that recently copped the blamed for the false flag Westgate Shopping Mall attack in Nairobi last September.
While UK Border Agency officers at Britain's ports and airports have been told to stay awake and look out for the suspect, MI5 intelligence officers are working closely with GCHQ and using their top secret Ouija Board computer software to try to second-guess the AWOL terror suspect’s whereabouts.
Mr al Ka-Boom has now been placed on the government’s Warnings Index Database and his photographs – in both male mufti ‘and’ the female burka dress false identity of Neekni Sahrawi under which he evaded his watchers - have been circulated to ports and borders.
Scotland Yard’s Public Scaremongering Department chief, Cressida Dickhead, informed the media it was estimated that as al Ka-Boom has rigged his escape from government scrutiny then it could be taken as a certainty he wasn’t planning to hand himself in – which thus left him with three broad choices of evasive action.
First, it is thought he could lie low and stay in Britain, hiding out amongst the thousands of homeless unemployed and former middle class peasants now living on landfill sites, canal banks and under motorway bridge abutments up and down the country.
A second choice would be to flee Britain for East Africa – but one MI5 official who spoke to press hacks on conditions of anonymity (Ron McSnitcher) was forced to admit that in all truth the police and intelligence services didn’t have a fucking clue where Mr Mohamed Shaheed al Ka-Boom might have gone.
“Course it’s always an effin’ problem when the fuckin’ lot of ‘em is called ‘Mohamed’, ain’t it. Plus they all look the effin’ same – whispy beards, cataracts, bad teeth an’ halitosis.”
“Yer know, it’s not our forte findin’ these fuckers. We’re more up ter false flag jobs - shootin’ gobshites like that Jill Dando slag in the head – or knockin’ off the odd Bolshie royal princess in a Paris car smash - or blamin’ Mossad’s 7/7 tube train bombin’s on a gang of Muslim patsies – plus the old assisted suicide capers. Slashing loose lipped weapons inspector’s wrists an’ shovin’ whistle-blowing GCHQ poofter twats inter big black North Face holdalls an’ dumpin’ them in the bath.”
“It’s a possibility al Ka-Boom might slip through the ‘secret pipeline’ wot them illegal immigrant Albanian swan roasters an’ Gyppo Pikeys use ter get in an’ out of Britain ter claim their welfare benefits wivout the numb nuts Borders Agency morons catchin’ ‘em – wot the public commonly refer ter as the Cross Channel Tunnel.”
An open judgement was handed down by the High Court on Mr al Ka-Boom’s case last year after the security service assessed him as being linked to a group of six British nationals who received terrorist training literature from Book of the Month Club.
The biased judgement states he further bought an ‘Al-Shabab Rules’ tee shirt on an eBay auction which could be converted into a Semtex suicide vest - and in 2010 was engaged in procuring sub-nuclear weapons grade materials to knock up 'Weapons of Mass Distraction' improvised explosive devices and further the cause of his terrorism-related activities – specifically concealing purchases of black pepper and peroxide ‘and’ a box of safety matches in the family’s weekly shopping basket.
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Wednesday, 6 November 2013
Skype Avatar Cops 1,000 Paedo Pervs
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
More than 500 Britons were among 1,000 male onanists entrapped while attempting to pay a computer-generated child to perform sex acts online, after the Terre des Hommes Dutch children's charity set up a fake profile and carried out a 10-week sting from their Amsterdam base, posing on video chat rooms as "Slutsy", a 10-year-old Filipina girl too young to grow hair she could sit on.
The seductive ‘come-to-bed eyes’ Slutsy avatar was quickly approached by more than 20,000 child sex predators from 71 countries over a two month period – with the Terre des Hommes charity passing on the identities of 1,000 of these alleged predators to Interpol.
The top country of origin for the perving adults identified was bonny Scotland with over 500 offenders - followed by the good ole United States with 254, Belgium with 110 and the Vatican with 103.
As Freemasonry, Satanism and ritual child sex abuse have been proven to be the ties that bind the likes of VIP Bilderbergers and global governments, it remains to be seen if any of the webcam sex tourism procurers identified will be prosecuted – so don’t hold your breath. However the research has clearly demonstrated that it’s easy-peasy to locate and identify the guilty pederast parties involved.
Critics have been quick to speculate that this latest exposure will go the same way as the FBI’s Operation Avalanche which tagged 35,000 offenders – including ex-President George Walker Bush as an online paedo perv – with the investigation promptly shut down by his White House incumbent son, the ultra-moronic Dubya – in the interests of ‘national security’
Likewise the London Met’s Operation Ore, which identified 17,000 British-based child porno downloaders – was pre-emptively gagged by New Labour PM Tony ‘War Crimes’ Bliar following the arrest of his Parliamentary aide Philip 'Miranda' Lyon, collared by the Plod Squad for downloading zillions of kinky sex child porno images on his House of Conmans pc – and before any other household name MPs or Lords – or heaven forbid – Royals - suffered a similar fate for their collective paedophile pornography sins.
The Terre des Hommes research technicians who carried out the sting operation claim the majority of the 536 Scots offenders who offered ‘Slutsy’ money for an online webcam sex show via the Skype chat service came from Aberdeen’s infamous Ferryhill area, notorious in its reputation as being the Scottish Rite Freemasonry Speculative Society’s main hub for kinky paedophile sex with disabled and special needs children – next to Edinburgh and Glasgow with their adolescent ‘rent boy’ male prostitute rings.
Scottish National Party spin doctor Angus McFudger, speaking outside Edinburgh’s Holyrood Parliament building to one gutter press hack from the red top Caledonian Shitraker tabloid, reflected that “Our bad news media Gatekeeper, Peter Watson and his Levy & McRae 'official censorship' team will have their work cut out keeping the lid on this latest burgeoning moral outrage.”
The ‘Slutsy’ scandal could well prove to be the biggest to hit Alex Salmond’s graft and corruption-ridden SNP government since the last scandal, when the Crown Office’s incumbent Lord Advocate Elish Angiolini allegedly decided it was not in the public interest to prosecute ranking Freemason Douglas Haggarty, technical head of the Scottish Legal Aid Board, after he was caught buggering an underage rent boy in the public toilets of British Home Stores in Glasgow’s St Enoch’s Shopping Centre on a Saturday afternoon back in May of 2009.
Here we see a further example of the same course of ‘inaction’ as when Angiolini's disgraced Procurator Fiscal deputy Stuart McFarlane was apprehended in May of 2006 for having al fresco sex in a Bothwell Street alleyway with Glasgow whore Joanna McSlagg and assaulted the arresting police officers – another ‘not in the public interest to prosecute’ cover-up by the Crown Office’s nefarious ‘Whitewash Department’.
The shameless McFarlane has since gone on to be collared for being in possession of some fifteen thousand indecent / pornographic images of children on his back garden 'Wank Shed' computer – which allegedly included avatar ‘Slutsy’s’ Skype e-addy and a short ten minute video clip of her performing three hole sex with her teddy bear and a banana – for which she was paid $20 bucks via her Western Union wire transfer account – charged to the offender’s Barclaycard.
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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
More than 500 Britons were among 1,000 male onanists entrapped while attempting to pay a computer-generated child to perform sex acts online, after the Terre des Hommes Dutch children's charity set up a fake profile and carried out a 10-week sting from their Amsterdam base, posing on video chat rooms as "Slutsy", a 10-year-old Filipina girl too young to grow hair she could sit on.
The seductive ‘come-to-bed eyes’ Slutsy avatar was quickly approached by more than 20,000 child sex predators from 71 countries over a two month period – with the Terre des Hommes charity passing on the identities of 1,000 of these alleged predators to Interpol.
The top country of origin for the perving adults identified was bonny Scotland with over 500 offenders - followed by the good ole United States with 254, Belgium with 110 and the Vatican with 103.
As Freemasonry, Satanism and ritual child sex abuse have been proven to be the ties that bind the likes of VIP Bilderbergers and global governments, it remains to be seen if any of the webcam sex tourism procurers identified will be prosecuted – so don’t hold your breath. However the research has clearly demonstrated that it’s easy-peasy to locate and identify the guilty pederast parties involved.
Critics have been quick to speculate that this latest exposure will go the same way as the FBI’s Operation Avalanche which tagged 35,000 offenders – including ex-President George Walker Bush as an online paedo perv – with the investigation promptly shut down by his White House incumbent son, the ultra-moronic Dubya – in the interests of ‘national security’
Likewise the London Met’s Operation Ore, which identified 17,000 British-based child porno downloaders – was pre-emptively gagged by New Labour PM Tony ‘War Crimes’ Bliar following the arrest of his Parliamentary aide Philip 'Miranda' Lyon, collared by the Plod Squad for downloading zillions of kinky sex child porno images on his House of Conmans pc – and before any other household name MPs or Lords – or heaven forbid – Royals - suffered a similar fate for their collective paedophile pornography sins.
The Terre des Hommes research technicians who carried out the sting operation claim the majority of the 536 Scots offenders who offered ‘Slutsy’ money for an online webcam sex show via the Skype chat service came from Aberdeen’s infamous Ferryhill area, notorious in its reputation as being the Scottish Rite Freemasonry Speculative Society’s main hub for kinky paedophile sex with disabled and special needs children – next to Edinburgh and Glasgow with their adolescent ‘rent boy’ male prostitute rings.
Scottish National Party spin doctor Angus McFudger, speaking outside Edinburgh’s Holyrood Parliament building to one gutter press hack from the red top Caledonian Shitraker tabloid, reflected that “Our bad news media Gatekeeper, Peter Watson and his Levy & McRae 'official censorship' team will have their work cut out keeping the lid on this latest burgeoning moral outrage.”
The ‘Slutsy’ scandal could well prove to be the biggest to hit Alex Salmond’s graft and corruption-ridden SNP government since the last scandal, when the Crown Office’s incumbent Lord Advocate Elish Angiolini allegedly decided it was not in the public interest to prosecute ranking Freemason Douglas Haggarty, technical head of the Scottish Legal Aid Board, after he was caught buggering an underage rent boy in the public toilets of British Home Stores in Glasgow’s St Enoch’s Shopping Centre on a Saturday afternoon back in May of 2009.
Here we see a further example of the same course of ‘inaction’ as when Angiolini's disgraced Procurator Fiscal deputy Stuart McFarlane was apprehended in May of 2006 for having al fresco sex in a Bothwell Street alleyway with Glasgow whore Joanna McSlagg and assaulted the arresting police officers – another ‘not in the public interest to prosecute’ cover-up by the Crown Office’s nefarious ‘Whitewash Department’.
The shameless McFarlane has since gone on to be collared for being in possession of some fifteen thousand indecent / pornographic images of children on his back garden 'Wank Shed' computer – which allegedly included avatar ‘Slutsy’s’ Skype e-addy and a short ten minute video clip of her performing three hole sex with her teddy bear and a banana – for which she was paid $20 bucks via her Western Union wire transfer account – charged to the offender’s Barclaycard.
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Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Forced Adoptions a Crime Syndicate Scam?
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In 2000 Tony ‘Trust Me’ Bliar amended New Labour’s approach to paedo’ pimping with a dynamic shift in policy and radically modified adoption targets to raise to an industrial level scale the number of children snatched from what ‘not fit for purpose’ social services would, in their infinite unqualified arrogance, brand as ‘unfit parents’ by 50% to 5,400 per annum.
With this flawed broad brush approach Bliar and his fellow child molesting pals Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown and the flamboyant fudge artist Lord Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) – established a deeply secretive system of in-camera closed family courts that were purposely, and with conspiratorial malice aforethought, biased against decent families via the dishonest testimony of Common Purpose-brainwashed empathy-deficient social worker Stasi jobsworths fuelled by high octane greed and bent on raking in their ‘adoption placement’ performance bonuses - and reams of questionable evidence submitted by doctors from such dubious clinical institutions as the Harold Shipman Memorial Hospital for Medical Excellence and the Freddy Patel Centre for Diagnostic Fubars – both of which have wrongly condemned mothers of being unfit to perform the tasks of parentage.
Thus since the insidious scheme’s 2000 inception date, zillions of pounds have been doled out of the taxpayer’s purse to local councils – not to fill in the ubiquitous potholes blighting our roads or sweep the pavements – but encourage them to meet the increased Government target figures on child adoptions – with an annual tally of 4,000 in England and Wales alone – and wholly ignoring what goes on in that inhospitable Masonic kiddie fiddling pederast’s paradise north of Hadrian’s Wall.
Figures recently released by the Department for Local Government and Community Cohesion name both Essex and Kent councils as entities who were paid £2 million quid apiece in performance bonuses over a three year period to encourage additional adoptions.
Cheshire, Hampshire, Gloucestershire and Norfolk were promised an extra £1 million nicker each in rewards to boost their kiddie snatching and adoption figures – with the true aim being for social workers to find permanent homes for difficult-to-place older ‘in care’ children.
However, such is the human condition, that motivated by greed and the promise of a limitless flow of ready cash in extra bonuses, venal council officials and social workers who would kneel before the altar of Mammon, tossed the ‘Best Interests of the Child’ concept credo to the four winds and formed a corrupt network that began earmarking the cuddly newborn babes and cutie-pie toddlers which proved so easy to snatch from single teenage mothers via the medium of intimidation, coercion and threats of being sectioned - and assign to ready-canvassed adoptive parents catering to the PTB hierarchy’s Satanist pederast rings.
While Gyppos and Pikeys have been kidnapping children for profit for centuries – this sinister line of black commerce that has gone viral since the birth of the internet – with orders coming in from Brussels for a nice little virgin blonde toddler photographed on vacation in Portugal back in 2007 to be snatched and shipped to Belgium (COD) for a Flores de Mayo ritual Black Mass blood sacrifice by an elitist cabal of Black Nobility Satanists.
Oh aye, the sprog-snatching bourse is doing a roaring trade – a de facto case of legalised human trafficking - with gagging orders imposed by these compliant secret family courts. Nice one indeed, a true Mammon money-spinning enterprise – especially so since being handed over to profit-motivated PFI quangos.
Conversely this practice of targeting the ‘valuable commodity’ progeny of dysfunctional young single mothers while they are still in the womb and ripe to be snatched at birth has thus resulted in leaving the more difficult-to-place older, Asbo-grade children in local care homes – a tragedy of graft and corruption with the number of over-seven-year old scallies being adopted now plummeting by half.
So, if we are to read between the lines of the report compiled by the St Sodom’s Trust for Girls & Boys who carried out a socio-political moral impact study on the issue in 2011, what did Bliar’s Masonic masters set in motion by ordering him to implement their wicked scheme?
A bonus-driven foster / adoption care culture of child-snatching for profit - run by corruption-ridden local authorities and their Common Purpose brainwashed uniform fetishist Gestapo social service drones – all backed up by immoral secret courts manned by venal magistrates and judges with perverse sexual tastes - where the statutes of habeas corpus no longer apply and hence conceal the abuse from the public and media scrutiny and condemnation. Not so much a complete disgrace - but a disgrace with criminal undertones and implications. Basically, we’ve seen better organised riots.
Any system that patronises this behaviour is corrupt and rotten from the foundations up – and so much for Magna Carta’s pledge: To no-one shall we sell, to no one shall we delay or refuse, the right to justice.
Then at the opposite end of the polarised spectrum we have such incompetent lapses in social service efficiency, demonstrated by oversights and fubars concerning unfit parents as evidenced with the instances of the tapas party delinquent McCanns and the mother / carers of Baby P – quite simply criminally unfit for purpose. Children? These fuckers should be barred from keeping even a hamster as a pet.
In light of Thomas Watt Hamilton – he of Dunblane notoriety and official paedo pimp to Scottish Rite Freemasonry’s ‘Selective Society’ - and the disgusting revelations now entered into the Annals of Infamy concerning the Aberdeen cover-up of the elitist Masonic kiddie fiddling ring involved in the Hollie Greig sexual abuse and serial rape scandal, whose social services were complicit in pimping for the elitists’ ‘Special Needs School’ pederast’s bordello - we wouldn’t ‘trust’ this gang of child molesting perverts to take the dog a walk lest it fall victim to canine buggery.
Anyone who has further doubts concerning the character flaws that demean and corrupt government establishment integrity, then Google up the Waterhouse Report, circa 2000 AD and the sordid tale of Bryn Estyn Children's Home in Wales where Police Chief Superintendent Gordon Anglesea and a legion of other perverted plods staged Satanic black mass rituals and sexually abused children in the company of ranking Freemason kiddie fiddlers – including bigwig scumbag Swiss breakfast cereal tycoon Lord McAlpen and his fudging Fusiliers, one of the many high-level Masonic paedo’s in power who escaped prosecution following fellow Mason Sir Ronald Waterhouse’s 3-year / £13 million quid investigation and ensuing whitewash / cover-up.
Let us not overlook the hypocrisy-ridden Freemason Secret Handshake Club’s ‘brotherhood’ credo: “By our acts shall Masonry be judged” – these people shame the memory of the Widow’s son.
Secret courts – family or otherwise – are an insult to our social intelligence and tribal mind culture. A venal anathema – and alas the shape of things to come under this budding Big Brother martial law panopticon surveillance state we are tip-toeing towards at a steady rate of knots.
Let’s not forget that Stalin’s gulags were simply a re-branded version of the Tsarist gulags. Then we have the nasty nouns: Gestapo, Stasi, Okhrana, Cheka, Ogpu, Savak, MI5, gagging orders, D notices and secret family courts.
A well-ordered society and honest government have no requirement for such dictatorial, totalitarian devices. If a system of secret courts is established then obviously some fucker and their dog has something to hide – of a most embarrassing or criminal nature – such as the murder of Dr David Kelly or the 7/7 London Tube bombings being a false flag terror attack.
To wit, secret courts are a despicable social evil that flies in the face of the true spirit and essence of justice and fair play.
Hmmm, social services out for profit and Kafkaesque secret courts indeed - something stinks in Denmark – and it isn’t Hamlet’s socks.
To close. fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the Masonic-dominated New World Order.
This skit is dedicated to Kellie Cottam and all those other loving parents who have fallen victim to this iniquitous abuse of power by the state apparatus – corrupt social services operating with a profit-motivated agenda – and the secret family courts which assist in expediting such crimes. May a plague be upon all their houses and those that dwell within.
The feisty Kellie Cottam, blighted and partially crippled with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and persecuted by Broken Britain’s corrupt ‘injustice’ system, is nevertheless possessed with a healthy dose of Oppositional Defiance Disorder and refuses to take shit from jobsworth bureaucrats with a bent agenda.
Thus due this fact Kelly is facing a two year committal to prison by Wrectum Magistrates Court (in Welsh Wales) for having the audacity to publicly protest against a Kafkaesque secret court decision by publicly challenging the abduction of her two infant children by the graft and corruption-ridden Skintshire Council Authority and their equally corrupt Social Services ‘Tonton Macoutes’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaD0jcqmY54&feature=share&list=PLEW9Eo4Npb1LxmLVBNmd-z-VP_DWRixcn
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
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In 2000 Tony ‘Trust Me’ Bliar amended New Labour’s approach to paedo’ pimping with a dynamic shift in policy and radically modified adoption targets to raise to an industrial level scale the number of children snatched from what ‘not fit for purpose’ social services would, in their infinite unqualified arrogance, brand as ‘unfit parents’ by 50% to 5,400 per annum.
With this flawed broad brush approach Bliar and his fellow child molesting pals Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown and the flamboyant fudge artist Lord Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) – established a deeply secretive system of in-camera closed family courts that were purposely, and with conspiratorial malice aforethought, biased against decent families via the dishonest testimony of Common Purpose-brainwashed empathy-deficient social worker Stasi jobsworths fuelled by high octane greed and bent on raking in their ‘adoption placement’ performance bonuses - and reams of questionable evidence submitted by doctors from such dubious clinical institutions as the Harold Shipman Memorial Hospital for Medical Excellence and the Freddy Patel Centre for Diagnostic Fubars – both of which have wrongly condemned mothers of being unfit to perform the tasks of parentage.
Thus since the insidious scheme’s 2000 inception date, zillions of pounds have been doled out of the taxpayer’s purse to local councils – not to fill in the ubiquitous potholes blighting our roads or sweep the pavements – but encourage them to meet the increased Government target figures on child adoptions – with an annual tally of 4,000 in England and Wales alone – and wholly ignoring what goes on in that inhospitable Masonic kiddie fiddling pederast’s paradise north of Hadrian’s Wall.
Figures recently released by the Department for Local Government and Community Cohesion name both Essex and Kent councils as entities who were paid £2 million quid apiece in performance bonuses over a three year period to encourage additional adoptions.
Cheshire, Hampshire, Gloucestershire and Norfolk were promised an extra £1 million nicker each in rewards to boost their kiddie snatching and adoption figures – with the true aim being for social workers to find permanent homes for difficult-to-place older ‘in care’ children.
However, such is the human condition, that motivated by greed and the promise of a limitless flow of ready cash in extra bonuses, venal council officials and social workers who would kneel before the altar of Mammon, tossed the ‘Best Interests of the Child’ concept credo to the four winds and formed a corrupt network that began earmarking the cuddly newborn babes and cutie-pie toddlers which proved so easy to snatch from single teenage mothers via the medium of intimidation, coercion and threats of being sectioned - and assign to ready-canvassed adoptive parents catering to the PTB hierarchy’s Satanist pederast rings.
While Gyppos and Pikeys have been kidnapping children for profit for centuries – this sinister line of black commerce that has gone viral since the birth of the internet – with orders coming in from Brussels for a nice little virgin blonde toddler photographed on vacation in Portugal back in 2007 to be snatched and shipped to Belgium (COD) for a Flores de Mayo ritual Black Mass blood sacrifice by an elitist cabal of Black Nobility Satanists.
Oh aye, the sprog-snatching bourse is doing a roaring trade – a de facto case of legalised human trafficking - with gagging orders imposed by these compliant secret family courts. Nice one indeed, a true Mammon money-spinning enterprise – especially so since being handed over to profit-motivated PFI quangos.
Conversely this practice of targeting the ‘valuable commodity’ progeny of dysfunctional young single mothers while they are still in the womb and ripe to be snatched at birth has thus resulted in leaving the more difficult-to-place older, Asbo-grade children in local care homes – a tragedy of graft and corruption with the number of over-seven-year old scallies being adopted now plummeting by half.
So, if we are to read between the lines of the report compiled by the St Sodom’s Trust for Girls & Boys who carried out a socio-political moral impact study on the issue in 2011, what did Bliar’s Masonic masters set in motion by ordering him to implement their wicked scheme?
A bonus-driven foster / adoption care culture of child-snatching for profit - run by corruption-ridden local authorities and their Common Purpose brainwashed uniform fetishist Gestapo social service drones – all backed up by immoral secret courts manned by venal magistrates and judges with perverse sexual tastes - where the statutes of habeas corpus no longer apply and hence conceal the abuse from the public and media scrutiny and condemnation. Not so much a complete disgrace - but a disgrace with criminal undertones and implications. Basically, we’ve seen better organised riots.
Any system that patronises this behaviour is corrupt and rotten from the foundations up – and so much for Magna Carta’s pledge: To no-one shall we sell, to no one shall we delay or refuse, the right to justice.
Then at the opposite end of the polarised spectrum we have such incompetent lapses in social service efficiency, demonstrated by oversights and fubars concerning unfit parents as evidenced with the instances of the tapas party delinquent McCanns and the mother / carers of Baby P – quite simply criminally unfit for purpose. Children? These fuckers should be barred from keeping even a hamster as a pet.
In light of Thomas Watt Hamilton – he of Dunblane notoriety and official paedo pimp to Scottish Rite Freemasonry’s ‘Selective Society’ - and the disgusting revelations now entered into the Annals of Infamy concerning the Aberdeen cover-up of the elitist Masonic kiddie fiddling ring involved in the Hollie Greig sexual abuse and serial rape scandal, whose social services were complicit in pimping for the elitists’ ‘Special Needs School’ pederast’s bordello - we wouldn’t ‘trust’ this gang of child molesting perverts to take the dog a walk lest it fall victim to canine buggery.
Anyone who has further doubts concerning the character flaws that demean and corrupt government establishment integrity, then Google up the Waterhouse Report, circa 2000 AD and the sordid tale of Bryn Estyn Children's Home in Wales where Police Chief Superintendent Gordon Anglesea and a legion of other perverted plods staged Satanic black mass rituals and sexually abused children in the company of ranking Freemason kiddie fiddlers – including bigwig scumbag Swiss breakfast cereal tycoon Lord McAlpen and his fudging Fusiliers, one of the many high-level Masonic paedo’s in power who escaped prosecution following fellow Mason Sir Ronald Waterhouse’s 3-year / £13 million quid investigation and ensuing whitewash / cover-up.
Let us not overlook the hypocrisy-ridden Freemason Secret Handshake Club’s ‘brotherhood’ credo: “By our acts shall Masonry be judged” – these people shame the memory of the Widow’s son.
Secret courts – family or otherwise – are an insult to our social intelligence and tribal mind culture. A venal anathema – and alas the shape of things to come under this budding Big Brother martial law panopticon surveillance state we are tip-toeing towards at a steady rate of knots.
Let’s not forget that Stalin’s gulags were simply a re-branded version of the Tsarist gulags. Then we have the nasty nouns: Gestapo, Stasi, Okhrana, Cheka, Ogpu, Savak, MI5, gagging orders, D notices and secret family courts.
A well-ordered society and honest government have no requirement for such dictatorial, totalitarian devices. If a system of secret courts is established then obviously some fucker and their dog has something to hide – of a most embarrassing or criminal nature – such as the murder of Dr David Kelly or the 7/7 London Tube bombings being a false flag terror attack.
To wit, secret courts are a despicable social evil that flies in the face of the true spirit and essence of justice and fair play.
Hmmm, social services out for profit and Kafkaesque secret courts indeed - something stinks in Denmark – and it isn’t Hamlet’s socks.
To close. fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the Masonic-dominated New World Order.
This skit is dedicated to Kellie Cottam and all those other loving parents who have fallen victim to this iniquitous abuse of power by the state apparatus – corrupt social services operating with a profit-motivated agenda – and the secret family courts which assist in expediting such crimes. May a plague be upon all their houses and those that dwell within.
The feisty Kellie Cottam, blighted and partially crippled with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and persecuted by Broken Britain’s corrupt ‘injustice’ system, is nevertheless possessed with a healthy dose of Oppositional Defiance Disorder and refuses to take shit from jobsworth bureaucrats with a bent agenda.
Thus due this fact Kelly is facing a two year committal to prison by Wrectum Magistrates Court (in Welsh Wales) for having the audacity to publicly protest against a Kafkaesque secret court decision by publicly challenging the abduction of her two infant children by the graft and corruption-ridden Skintshire Council Authority and their equally corrupt Social Services ‘Tonton Macoutes’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaD0jcqmY54&feature=share&list=PLEW9Eo4Npb1LxmLVBNmd-z-VP_DWRixcn
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
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Monday, 4 November 2013
Polack Poultry Reclassed as British Bred
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The latest hare-brained political correctness scheme from the Brussels-based EUSSR totalitarian state madhouse’s Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, working in conjunction with Broken Britain’s Parliamentary Select Committee for Wasting Time & Money, headed by Keith ‘Mr Fixit’ Vaz, the incumbent New Labour MP for Red Leicester, has resulted in the passage of legislation that classifies poultry raised in regulations-zero poxy Poland using nasty intensive-breeding methods as British born and bred produce.
Henceforth hormone-boosted ‘45-day Wonder’ clucks will be legally labelled and sold as ‘Proudly British Bred’ regardless of the sinister deception factor that the birds were shipped to the UK a couple of weeks prior to getting the chop and ending up in a pack of Pukesbury’s disgusting ‘Crunchy Nano-Nuggets’ – or on a KFC chew n spew fast food tray, deep fried in greasy crap and disguised as something edible.
So forget worrying about horsemeat in your Captain Turdseye fish fingers as from now on you won’t have a fucking clue about the origin of the meat on the shelves at your local Greedy Grocer supermarket chains as Pestco, Shiteland, Mammon & Snobfords and Pukesburys etc et al will be affected and just as much in the dark as their hapless patrons.
Hence the gospel according to Brussels latest bizarre regulations, a chicken would qualify to be branded British after 14 days in the UK - while a sheep would have to spend three-quarters of its life in our once-sceptred isle – which amounts to a mere sixteen weeks – whereas a pig would have to be in the UK for up to four months to qualify for an EU-approved residents visa – and claim welfare benefits.
At present, beef and veal are required to be labelled with a comprehensive ‘long’ copy of a bullock or heifer’s BBC (Bovine Birth Certificate) detailing where the beast was born and raised and went to school – a legal requirement fielded after the Mad Cow Disease outbreak of that resulted in 10% of the British population affected with BSE / vCJD in the late 80’s and 90’s - and running around country parks and woodland meadows, chewing the grass and mooing.
Conversely this decision clashes with a labelling campaign by consumer and animal welfare groups fighting for shoppers to have the right to know the true origin of the food they put on the table – especially so that originating from former Eastern Bloc countries where animal rights are on a par with those of human rights: non-existent.
Likewise the legislation has started alarm bells ringing not only with the UK’s slack-arsed Borders Agency but also a strew of British patriot groups, including the BNP and EDF neo-Nazis, with Nick Griffin and Tommy Knobhead jointly penning an article in the Xenophobes Gazette questioning if the same rules will apply to the waves of Polish plumbers and carp poachers, Albanian swan roasters and Romanian gyppo-pikey child sex traffickers that turn up on our ‘soft touch’ shores on a daily basis.
Thought for the day. Calls placed to Defra to speak with the moronic Minister for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Farmer Owen Paterson, for his comments on the new EUSSR legislation were unsuccessful due Paterson’s ‘second job’ commitments as chief lobbyist for Monsanto and pushing acceptance of their toxic GMO Frankenfood crops - plus promoting the extraction of shale gas deposits by the fracking industry’s environmental pillagers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The latest hare-brained political correctness scheme from the Brussels-based EUSSR totalitarian state madhouse’s Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, working in conjunction with Broken Britain’s Parliamentary Select Committee for Wasting Time & Money, headed by Keith ‘Mr Fixit’ Vaz, the incumbent New Labour MP for Red Leicester, has resulted in the passage of legislation that classifies poultry raised in regulations-zero poxy Poland using nasty intensive-breeding methods as British born and bred produce.
Henceforth hormone-boosted ‘45-day Wonder’ clucks will be legally labelled and sold as ‘Proudly British Bred’ regardless of the sinister deception factor that the birds were shipped to the UK a couple of weeks prior to getting the chop and ending up in a pack of Pukesbury’s disgusting ‘Crunchy Nano-Nuggets’ – or on a KFC chew n spew fast food tray, deep fried in greasy crap and disguised as something edible.
So forget worrying about horsemeat in your Captain Turdseye fish fingers as from now on you won’t have a fucking clue about the origin of the meat on the shelves at your local Greedy Grocer supermarket chains as Pestco, Shiteland, Mammon & Snobfords and Pukesburys etc et al will be affected and just as much in the dark as their hapless patrons.
Hence the gospel according to Brussels latest bizarre regulations, a chicken would qualify to be branded British after 14 days in the UK - while a sheep would have to spend three-quarters of its life in our once-sceptred isle – which amounts to a mere sixteen weeks – whereas a pig would have to be in the UK for up to four months to qualify for an EU-approved residents visa – and claim welfare benefits.
At present, beef and veal are required to be labelled with a comprehensive ‘long’ copy of a bullock or heifer’s BBC (Bovine Birth Certificate) detailing where the beast was born and raised and went to school – a legal requirement fielded after the Mad Cow Disease outbreak of that resulted in 10% of the British population affected with BSE / vCJD in the late 80’s and 90’s - and running around country parks and woodland meadows, chewing the grass and mooing.
Conversely this decision clashes with a labelling campaign by consumer and animal welfare groups fighting for shoppers to have the right to know the true origin of the food they put on the table – especially so that originating from former Eastern Bloc countries where animal rights are on a par with those of human rights: non-existent.
Likewise the legislation has started alarm bells ringing not only with the UK’s slack-arsed Borders Agency but also a strew of British patriot groups, including the BNP and EDF neo-Nazis, with Nick Griffin and Tommy Knobhead jointly penning an article in the Xenophobes Gazette questioning if the same rules will apply to the waves of Polish plumbers and carp poachers, Albanian swan roasters and Romanian gyppo-pikey child sex traffickers that turn up on our ‘soft touch’ shores on a daily basis.
Thought for the day. Calls placed to Defra to speak with the moronic Minister for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, Farmer Owen Paterson, for his comments on the new EUSSR legislation were unsuccessful due Paterson’s ‘second job’ commitments as chief lobbyist for Monsanto and pushing acceptance of their toxic GMO Frankenfood crops - plus promoting the extraction of shale gas deposits by the fracking industry’s environmental pillagers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 3 November 2013
Vatican Blamed for Black Death
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Roman Catholic Church comes in for yet another round of well-deserved vilification this week as the worn-out scamster’s institution gets lambasted again – this time not so much for turning a blind eye as their bumboy priests run kiddie fiddling bordellos but rather creating the conditions that allowed the Black Death bubonic plague to ravage Europe – the deadliest pandemic to devastate the burgeoning ranks of humankind since the pandemic before that – due the Vatican hierarchy fingering the common house feline (Meowus Catus) as inherently linked with the practices of cackling broomstick merchants and Satan-worshipping Masonic Templar pederasts belonging to the Order of St Sodom of the Latter Day Catamites.
The Black Death is estimated to have killed 60% of Europe's great unwashed peasants and nobility – and poxy priests - alike, reducing the world's population from half a billion to 350 million around 1400 CE (not a good year) thus prompting the question – was this intentional or simply another of the Church’s diverse and myriad fuck-ups?
Well, according to a 300-page scathing report just published by the Brussels-based Culpability Review, what kicked off as the Church’s customary pig ignorance stance into all things scientific, evolved into a conspiratorial plot to cull around 100 million folk and clean out the over-crowded urban centres of Europe, plus snuff the Ashkenazi Jews of convenience money-lenders in one hell of a pustule and bad cough epidemic and wipe out all records of their debts – plus achieve a massive land grab in the name of all that was Holy.
The Vatican and associated hierarchy rose to power via the longest-running contrived confidence trick scam in history – that Jesus saves – and God is in His Heaven, hence all was well on Earth - and maintained that premium position through the early spin doctor’s use of sound bite propaganda and superstition – enforced via the ultimate ‘compliance’ agency of the Middle Ages – the Grand Inquisition.
Here we had the Catholic Church, the most venal institution on Earth, posing as a do-gooder outfit tasked with enforcing morality and saving humanity’s souls – whereas in all truth they corrupted mankind away from honesty and decency in each and every aspect of their daily commerce and interactions with others due the purposeful promulgation of the heinous falsehood that sin can be forgiven – and absolution is still attainable on the deathbed.
The peasants – and most nobles – were as thick as pig shit – if not thicker - and purposely kept that way. None of the laity could read or write so the deceptive and conjured hand-scribed Gospels compiled in the second century CE (AD) by Rome’s Pio and Flavian families could only be read by the clergy.
The First Estate of monks and priests controlled all aspects of human existence – cradle to the grave / womb to tomb – extracting and accumulating great wealth and land acquisitions in the process – the majority from simony and benefices.
But here was the rub – the little old crones who lived in the forests – or the outskirts of villages - the ones who through hereditary knowledge of things spiritual and the Gaia Principle were attuned to Mother Earth- and practiced herbalism and naturalism to effect cures and could forecast the weather better than any latter day Met’ Office wallah – or the IPCC’s Neanderthal head honcho and his gang of climate change propagandists.
They accepted no false monotheistic God but worshipped the Tree and the Stone and were wholly attuned to Nature – and this was a problem. They were smarter than your average priest and hence an anathema to the Church’s credibility and sinister ambitions.
Thus they were declared heretics and labelled ‘witches’ – in league with the Fallen Angel Lucifer – and too all their accoutrements such as dried roots, herbs, eye of toad, tongue of newt, bat’s foreskins etc were labelled as the Devil’s tools – along with broomsticks (hence nowhere got swept clean) – and cats.
What better way to rid the pestilence of these naturist subversives who threatened the standing of the church in keeping the peasantry beholden and ignorant? Why, burns the fuckers – warts and all – and hunt down their cats.
Yep- you got it – cats – with medieval start-up companies such as Renta-Moggy and Hello Kitty hounded out of business with threats of excommunication or an interview with the Inquisition
Bubonic plague wasn’t anything new, it had been around since Eve was a rib, but never really achieved a pandemic stranglehold on the population due the very nature of the disease’s life cycle.
To keep it concise and simple, the Black Death bacterium Yersinia Pestis live in the digestive tracts of fleas which in turn live on rats. Rats infested human dwellings and thus the fleas were transferred to human hosts who they nibble at, and via which route they infected them with the plague.
Prior to the Church’s crack-down on wise old ladies (and their youthful split arsed students) there were moggies a-plenty who, having no tins of Kit-e-Kat or Whiskers to rely on for sustenance did their own thing as a predatory hunter and kept on top of the rat population. Hence no rats equalled no fleas and no fleas equalled no plague. Nature in harmony and balance.
But now we had every fucker and their dog round the bonfire howling “Burn the witch!” and hunting down cats alike Captain Queeg’s obsession with the strawberries – and nine lives be damned.
Thus the rats thrived and the Black Death feasted on humanity for centuries to come – and all thanks to the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church – yet another feather of infamy for their cap. Here endeth today’s lesson. Amen, and all that good shit.
Thought for the day: Today’s science challenges the theory that rats were the promulgators of the Plague – yet they’ve had a bad press all round ever since and it was generations later that the likes of Roland Rat were ever welcomed as TV presenters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a rat-infested area and may contain traces of plague.
The Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Roman Catholic Church comes in for yet another round of well-deserved vilification this week as the worn-out scamster’s institution gets lambasted again – this time not so much for turning a blind eye as their bumboy priests run kiddie fiddling bordellos but rather creating the conditions that allowed the Black Death bubonic plague to ravage Europe – the deadliest pandemic to devastate the burgeoning ranks of humankind since the pandemic before that – due the Vatican hierarchy fingering the common house feline (Meowus Catus) as inherently linked with the practices of cackling broomstick merchants and Satan-worshipping Masonic Templar pederasts belonging to the Order of St Sodom of the Latter Day Catamites.
The Black Death is estimated to have killed 60% of Europe's great unwashed peasants and nobility – and poxy priests - alike, reducing the world's population from half a billion to 350 million around 1400 CE (not a good year) thus prompting the question – was this intentional or simply another of the Church’s diverse and myriad fuck-ups?
Well, according to a 300-page scathing report just published by the Brussels-based Culpability Review, what kicked off as the Church’s customary pig ignorance stance into all things scientific, evolved into a conspiratorial plot to cull around 100 million folk and clean out the over-crowded urban centres of Europe, plus snuff the Ashkenazi Jews of convenience money-lenders in one hell of a pustule and bad cough epidemic and wipe out all records of their debts – plus achieve a massive land grab in the name of all that was Holy.
The Vatican and associated hierarchy rose to power via the longest-running contrived confidence trick scam in history – that Jesus saves – and God is in His Heaven, hence all was well on Earth - and maintained that premium position through the early spin doctor’s use of sound bite propaganda and superstition – enforced via the ultimate ‘compliance’ agency of the Middle Ages – the Grand Inquisition.
Here we had the Catholic Church, the most venal institution on Earth, posing as a do-gooder outfit tasked with enforcing morality and saving humanity’s souls – whereas in all truth they corrupted mankind away from honesty and decency in each and every aspect of their daily commerce and interactions with others due the purposeful promulgation of the heinous falsehood that sin can be forgiven – and absolution is still attainable on the deathbed.
The peasants – and most nobles – were as thick as pig shit – if not thicker - and purposely kept that way. None of the laity could read or write so the deceptive and conjured hand-scribed Gospels compiled in the second century CE (AD) by Rome’s Pio and Flavian families could only be read by the clergy.
The First Estate of monks and priests controlled all aspects of human existence – cradle to the grave / womb to tomb – extracting and accumulating great wealth and land acquisitions in the process – the majority from simony and benefices.
But here was the rub – the little old crones who lived in the forests – or the outskirts of villages - the ones who through hereditary knowledge of things spiritual and the Gaia Principle were attuned to Mother Earth- and practiced herbalism and naturalism to effect cures and could forecast the weather better than any latter day Met’ Office wallah – or the IPCC’s Neanderthal head honcho and his gang of climate change propagandists.
They accepted no false monotheistic God but worshipped the Tree and the Stone and were wholly attuned to Nature – and this was a problem. They were smarter than your average priest and hence an anathema to the Church’s credibility and sinister ambitions.
Thus they were declared heretics and labelled ‘witches’ – in league with the Fallen Angel Lucifer – and too all their accoutrements such as dried roots, herbs, eye of toad, tongue of newt, bat’s foreskins etc were labelled as the Devil’s tools – along with broomsticks (hence nowhere got swept clean) – and cats.
What better way to rid the pestilence of these naturist subversives who threatened the standing of the church in keeping the peasantry beholden and ignorant? Why, burns the fuckers – warts and all – and hunt down their cats.
Yep- you got it – cats – with medieval start-up companies such as Renta-Moggy and Hello Kitty hounded out of business with threats of excommunication or an interview with the Inquisition
Bubonic plague wasn’t anything new, it had been around since Eve was a rib, but never really achieved a pandemic stranglehold on the population due the very nature of the disease’s life cycle.
To keep it concise and simple, the Black Death bacterium Yersinia Pestis live in the digestive tracts of fleas which in turn live on rats. Rats infested human dwellings and thus the fleas were transferred to human hosts who they nibble at, and via which route they infected them with the plague.
Prior to the Church’s crack-down on wise old ladies (and their youthful split arsed students) there were moggies a-plenty who, having no tins of Kit-e-Kat or Whiskers to rely on for sustenance did their own thing as a predatory hunter and kept on top of the rat population. Hence no rats equalled no fleas and no fleas equalled no plague. Nature in harmony and balance.
But now we had every fucker and their dog round the bonfire howling “Burn the witch!” and hunting down cats alike Captain Queeg’s obsession with the strawberries – and nine lives be damned.
Thus the rats thrived and the Black Death feasted on humanity for centuries to come – and all thanks to the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church – yet another feather of infamy for their cap. Here endeth today’s lesson. Amen, and all that good shit.
Thought for the day: Today’s science challenges the theory that rats were the promulgators of the Plague – yet they’ve had a bad press all round ever since and it was generations later that the likes of Roland Rat were ever welcomed as TV presenters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a rat-infested area and may contain traces of plague.
The Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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