In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Since his ‘enhanced austerity declaration’ earlier this week, the Nasty Party’s intellectually-challenged Grant ‘Comb Over’ Shatt has been ‘unfriended’ and seen his passport to social acceptance revoked - becoming the target for a campaign of death threats across the spectrum of the UK’s Facebook and Twatter communal networks – launched by a veritable legion of the disaffected, unemployed parents of three (along with four, five, six and seven) child families.
Shatt, the cerebrally-bovine incumbent Tory MP tasked with representing the interests of the Welwyn Twatfield constituency - and Cabinet Minister with responsibility for the ‘Pseudonym & Schizophrenia’ portfolio – is on an ego trip the size of the national debt and pushing this controversial ‘vendre un canard à moitié’ (to half-sell a duck) scheme to forward PM Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society concept and get the lazy arsed common herd off their proverbial behinds and out on the streets from dawn til dusk on systematic ‘mission impossible’ job hunts.
Henceforth so much for our beloved welfare state - no social security benefits for a third child if you're out of a job and on the ‘rock n roll’ - as a direct result of government mismanagement and our flatline economy – all bankster-induced through their unregulated Russian Roulette speculation / gambling culture with other peoples’ money.
Shatt, yet another Tory frog who dreams of being a toad – holds the office of Tory Party chairman – a post he took over from the disgraced expense-fiddling Baroness Seedy Warthog (former Minister for Pakiland Affairs) - with neither hardly representative models of moral rectitude – informed one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Review that he wants to see working and jobless families treated the same – like non-entity drones – and unemployed parents deprived of child benefit, income support and tax credits for a third sprog.
Such a move will force them into the same ballpark predicament as gainfully employed / working parents who can no longer afford to have large families since the witless Gordon ‘Incapability’ Broon and his New Labour crew of incompetents and war criminals oversaw the British end of the 2007 global financial crisis and collapse of our once-sceptred isle’s economy - and inflicted the current ‘engineered’ recession wage freeze culture – which we note conspicuously failed to include House of Conmans MPs who are up for an imminent £6,300 quid hike to their already-bloated £66,396 per annum (plus expenses) salaries.
As the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economics-graduated Tory Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne’s £26,000 nicker-a-year benefits cap for the out-of-work untermenschen (peasant class) takes effect – with a cap of £20,000 planned for the 2014 April Fool’s Day budget - Grant Shatt informed press hacks that further radical reforms to welfare are on the table for the current year - doubtless a rehash of the Malthusian concept of how to keep milking the cow without feeding it.
Shatt, a former mushroom polisher until he contracted coccidioidomycosis - which ate away most of his brain and left him with the IQ of a small potted plant, galloping halitosis and a Walter Mitty personality disorder – is of the same mind as Herr Gruppenfuhrer Ian Duncan Shit – the DWP Secretary – (both the type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil) - that 380,000 unemployed under-25 year olds are the next target to lose housing benefit – a draconic ‘reform’ (sic) which will free up £1:8 billion quid that can be better squandered on supplying arms to the fractious Syrian rebel army.
In this proposal, put forward by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, unemployed under-25s should be deprived of taxpayer-funded housing benefit, thus forcing them to live with their parents in perpetuity.
Now that’s simply gotta be a recipe for an epidemic of conflict and chronic depression, resulting in ritual suicides (parents and kids) and topping the upper reaches of the International Lemming Self Harm Scale.
Father Seamus McFudger of the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Pederasts parish at Smegmadale–on-Sea, informed one press hack from the Catamites Gazette that “Here again it all comes down to rhetoric versus reality when we see this unelected Con-Dem coalition government’s agents resorting to another one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing, and applying stealth methods to profile and target devout Roman Catholic families and the more prolific breeding members of our society – pikey travellers and folks without a TV set.”
“But believe me, nothing pisses God off more than humanity’s marginalised minority groups being subjected to unnecessary tribulations and misery – and all to fund foreign wars and MP’s pay raises.”
“So, we ask, what the fuck happened to our Big Society and ‘We’re all in this together’ bullshit dynamic that Posh Dave Scameron was preaching? It’s hardly the common herd’s fault that Slaggie Twatcher de-industrialised the country over a spat with the unions and miners - and snuffed Old King Coal - hence excising the prefix ‘Great’ from Britain and replacing it with ‘Broken’ – which in all truth should be ‘Fucked’ really.”
“Thus there’s no fucking jobs to be had – so instead of getting their proverbial act together and organising a job creation scheme, the Nasty Party cabal simply slash welfare benefits.”
“So, we contemplate, will the government start a media propaganda campaign to persuade the proles to take a leaf out of China’s ‘Guide to Happy Families’ game book and start tossing their unwanted third sprogs in the nearest river?”
“Then of course will come the pensions – working for a further fifteen years, with the qualifying age reset to 80. We might be living longer – but that’s due improved personal lifestyle choices and nutrition - and definitely not attributable in any shape or form to the social care system or National Ill-Health Service and their ‘Murder Incorporated’ Liverpool Care Pathway euthanasia project.”
“From Keir Hardy to Ramsay MacDonald and onwards, the Labour Party’s Moscow Commie Mole crew (ex-PM ‘Red Harold’ Wilson and his Bolshie handler and personal Dominatrix, Marcia Forkbender) - through to Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and his Cyclops-Paedo successor, Gordon 'Incapability' Brown - have spent decades undermining the long term future of the British economy by introducing their parasitic welfare state policies – and along comes the two-faced PM Dave ‘Austerity Man’ Scameron and his Nasty Party Eton-weaned hoodlums and make a total fuck of everything in three years.”
Fellattia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother-of-three from Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim social housing estate confided to a press hack from the Benefit Cheats Gazette that “Fer fuck’s sake me, kids is livin’ off crisps an’ Pol Pot Insta-Noodles already an’ I’ve got nowt left at the end of the week fer a bit of snort or new vibrator batteries - an’ I still owes £30 nicker ter Ron’s Genital Jewellery Emporium down at the Civic Centre fer havin’ me pissflaps an’ clit’ hood pierced.”
“Big Society my arse – the effin’ Libservative coalition scumbags are perfectin’ a dystopian state wiv us on the receivin’ end. Wot we’ve got is a government of the rich, by the rich, for the rich – an’ a Nasty Party cabinet comprised of a mix of onanists, fudgers, kiddie fiddling paedo’s an’ assorted dog wankers not worth minimum wage – an’ they give the likes of that child-molestin’ kunt Jimbo Savile an effin’ knighhood an’ he gets ter go hikin’ up in Scotland wiv old Prince Dobby Big Ears.”
“Now we have this prick Grant Shatt MP - aka Basil Brush, Foxy McFly, Seb Greenphlegm an’ what-have-yer – the twat’s got more fuckin’ alter-ego aliases than one of Mossad’s Al Qaeda terrorist stooges like that Mohammed al Patsy bloke an’ his mates wot blew themselves up outside Canary Wharf after the knobheads missed their tube train connections – an’ now Shatt an’ his baldy shitbag pal Ian Duncan Shit is after scrappin’ the entire welfare state an’ makin’ it every man fer himself – survival of the fittest.”
Thought for the day: Talk about a Womb to Tomb control freak dystopian state apparatus viz welfare benefit cuts - just wait until the Public Space Protection Orders section of the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill (see the Queen's Speech July 2013) is enforced – which will not only make homelessness and sleeping rough an offence – but holds the latent provisions to criminalise every fucking thing the common herd might do outside (and most probably ‘inside’) their own homes – and all to be enforced by your local council’s PCSO’s and zero-IQ / moronic Community Enforcement Officers – seconded from the Renta-Thug Agency.
And now for even more Tory bullshit – as the Great Satan simply ‘had’ to conjure up a false flag Muslim terrorist attack on the finish line of the Boston Marathon to further demonise Islam, then the UK’s venal Powers That Be decided it would be a grand idea to hold a copycat event – hence the staging Woolwich Red Hand Gang ‘amateur’s night’ mosh pit pantomime and kick-start a chain reaction of mad dog EDL protests, mosque bombings and generalised sectarian hate crimes.
But, wait for it – that’s fuck all as the ‘security services’ and Met Plod Squad are planning (read ‘plotting’) a carbon copy (toxic variety) of the recent New York Subway tests - conducted to assess how effective future bio-weapon viruses can be spread by Jolly Jihadi Muslim terrorist types to infect and devastate the massed ranks of the common herd.
These might well include a tarted up version of the Sneezy Pig Flu - or the dreaded Chinese Demented Duck Disease viruses – or even Aum Shinrikyo’s tried and tested Tokyo Special Sarin Gas (as used by Syrian rebel cannibals) – and are set to be carried out on the London Underground network to see how quickly poisonous gases can spread across the Tube network.
The tests on the unsuspecting guinea pigs – commuters - will be carried out over several days later this month using a variety of chemical agents. These ‘agents' (gases) will be released between the morning and evening peak travel times near the entrances to the tunnels – and which the sheeple will be unable to see, smell or taste.
Eleven tube stop locations are set to be targeted and a further forty underground stations monitored to check how efficiently the gas has moved through them (allergic reactions / coughing fits / body counts).
Now there’s a good reason to stay above ground and hire a Boris Bike to get round the City on.
Regardless, wear a gas mask – and fuck the Freemason’s secret handshake club and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Spew World Order.
To conclude, within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describe Grant Shatt or his condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of newly-marginalised three child families that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sunday, 21 July 2013
Saturday, 20 July 2013
Big Pharma Decry Transparency Bill
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Acting on a joint initiative conjured up by EUSSR’s Secretariat for Wasting Time & Money – working in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next – the Brussels’ hierarchy are pushing ‘open data transparency’ as the be-all and end-all political mantra for the 28 nation community – specifically that every single bit of niggly non-personal data affecting the public should be made freely available to any fucker and their dog who fancies having a browse – in an effort to stimulate business and technology innovations based on such data.
Hence the winds of change are blowing hard against the boardroom doors (and research lab vaults) of the Big Pharma and Big Bad Agri’ corporations to release and make publicly accessible basic drug, GMO crop and pesticide safety information – including the ‘true science’ damning reports that are currently kept under 24/7 lock and key.
TechShit recently ran an article on the All-Trials initiative that – much to the consternation of the Big Pharma exec’s - seeks to have key information related to clinical trials placed in the public domain.
Thus to achieve a greater openness, the European Medicines Agency - the main body that licenses drugs in Europe – has commenced releasing information that has hitherto been withheld.
Conversely while the hands-on grass roots medical professionals - and too their hapless and long-suffering patients - are moderately ecstatic at this greater transparency - AbbVie, the Chicago-based pharma corporation spun out of the Abbott Laboratories at the beginning of this year as a tax dodge and to side-step criminal liability suites, is taking legal action to put the block on any such moves and sought an injunction to prevent the EMA from releasing confidential and commercially-sensitive information relative to the fubar clinical trials that reveal its blockbuster Humira rheumatoid arthritis drug is a pile of crap.
Following suit in the EMA’s footsteps is the European Food Safety Authority, publicly announcing its commitment to a policy of enhanced transparency via the Science Strategy role and making research reports accessible on its website to all interested parties - including data on Monsanto’s genetically modified Frankenfood Insta-Tumour NK603 maize – a novel Mutant Meals food chain product that will eventually end up on their tables for dinner – and fuck up their kid’s DNA for generations to come.
However, the gospel according to information supplied by a crew of whistle-blowing snitches to the Pondscum Gazette, Monsanto is taking a page out of the AbbVie game book manual and threatening to sue the EFSA over the release of this data – raising suspicions and rife speculation that both AbbVie and the manky Monsanto might just have something to hide from the public consumer body concerning their dodgy drugs and ‘Mutant Meals’ crops and simply utilising the ‘commercially sensitive’ / patent factor to achieve that end.
Well of course the information’s ‘commercially sensitive’ – for if the public find out the drug’s useless – another over-hyped (and priced) placebo with more Russian roulette mortality risk factors associated with the fatal side effects than a Plutonium 239 enema, then no fucker or their dog’s going to buy the crap – and that hits the profit margin line. Ouch!
Same with Monsanto’s Roundup Ready ‘Glyphosate’ pesticides plus the mutant crops that are fucking up the DNA of every living thing they come into contact with – especially Mother Nature’s pollinators - the busy bees.
Thought for the day. Fuck Big Pharma and Big Agri - it’s all for profit and the worship of Mammon – with the duty of care has long ago gone by the board. Big Pharma aren’t out to cure anyone – only treat the symptoms – and the likes of Big Agri don’t give a toss who they poison as the US has given them – same as Big Pharma – a get out of jail free card indemnity clause if their products are proved to have contributed to the untimely demise of any person (killed them).
Big Six Agro-Chemical Bio-Wreckers to e-mail with protests: Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer (DuPont – who gave the Vietnamese Agent Orange ‘and’ napalm).
Big Bad Pharma: Johnson & Johnson, Pfizer, Roche, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, Bristol-Myers Squibb, Eli Lilly, Merck & Co, Bayer HealthCare, AstraZeneca, Sanofi and Abbott Laboratorie – and last but not least Baxter International – the people who brought you the deadly toxin-filled Sneezy Pig Flu vaccine that was designed to kick start the global cull of the human herd’s useless eaters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Acting on a joint initiative conjured up by EUSSR’s Secretariat for Wasting Time & Money – working in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next – the Brussels’ hierarchy are pushing ‘open data transparency’ as the be-all and end-all political mantra for the 28 nation community – specifically that every single bit of niggly non-personal data affecting the public should be made freely available to any fucker and their dog who fancies having a browse – in an effort to stimulate business and technology innovations based on such data.
Hence the winds of change are blowing hard against the boardroom doors (and research lab vaults) of the Big Pharma and Big Bad Agri’ corporations to release and make publicly accessible basic drug, GMO crop and pesticide safety information – including the ‘true science’ damning reports that are currently kept under 24/7 lock and key.
TechShit recently ran an article on the All-Trials initiative that – much to the consternation of the Big Pharma exec’s - seeks to have key information related to clinical trials placed in the public domain.
Thus to achieve a greater openness, the European Medicines Agency - the main body that licenses drugs in Europe – has commenced releasing information that has hitherto been withheld.
Conversely while the hands-on grass roots medical professionals - and too their hapless and long-suffering patients - are moderately ecstatic at this greater transparency - AbbVie, the Chicago-based pharma corporation spun out of the Abbott Laboratories at the beginning of this year as a tax dodge and to side-step criminal liability suites, is taking legal action to put the block on any such moves and sought an injunction to prevent the EMA from releasing confidential and commercially-sensitive information relative to the fubar clinical trials that reveal its blockbuster Humira rheumatoid arthritis drug is a pile of crap.
Following suit in the EMA’s footsteps is the European Food Safety Authority, publicly announcing its commitment to a policy of enhanced transparency via the Science Strategy role and making research reports accessible on its website to all interested parties - including data on Monsanto’s genetically modified Frankenfood Insta-Tumour NK603 maize – a novel Mutant Meals food chain product that will eventually end up on their tables for dinner – and fuck up their kid’s DNA for generations to come.
However, the gospel according to information supplied by a crew of whistle-blowing snitches to the Pondscum Gazette, Monsanto is taking a page out of the AbbVie game book manual and threatening to sue the EFSA over the release of this data – raising suspicions and rife speculation that both AbbVie and the manky Monsanto might just have something to hide from the public consumer body concerning their dodgy drugs and ‘Mutant Meals’ crops and simply utilising the ‘commercially sensitive’ / patent factor to achieve that end.
Well of course the information’s ‘commercially sensitive’ – for if the public find out the drug’s useless – another over-hyped (and priced) placebo with more Russian roulette mortality risk factors associated with the fatal side effects than a Plutonium 239 enema, then no fucker or their dog’s going to buy the crap – and that hits the profit margin line. Ouch!
Same with Monsanto’s Roundup Ready ‘Glyphosate’ pesticides plus the mutant crops that are fucking up the DNA of every living thing they come into contact with – especially Mother Nature’s pollinators - the busy bees.
Thought for the day. Fuck Big Pharma and Big Agri - it’s all for profit and the worship of Mammon – with the duty of care has long ago gone by the board. Big Pharma aren’t out to cure anyone – only treat the symptoms – and the likes of Big Agri don’t give a toss who they poison as the US has given them – same as Big Pharma – a get out of jail free card indemnity clause if their products are proved to have contributed to the untimely demise of any person (killed them).
Big Six Agro-Chemical Bio-Wreckers to e-mail with protests: Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer (DuPont – who gave the Vietnamese Agent Orange ‘and’ napalm).
Big Bad Pharma: Johnson & Johnson, Pfizer, Roche, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, Bristol-Myers Squibb, Eli Lilly, Merck & Co, Bayer HealthCare, AstraZeneca, Sanofi and Abbott Laboratorie – and last but not least Baxter International – the people who brought you the deadly toxin-filled Sneezy Pig Flu vaccine that was designed to kick start the global cull of the human herd’s useless eaters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 14 July 2013
Lib-Dum Zionists Slam Truth-Sayer
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Since Lib-Dum MP Sir Bob Russell was hit with a divine stroke of moral conscience and - quite rightly - questioned the Israeli ZioNazi regime’s treatment of Palestinians in an address to the House of Conmans on the 8th July, he’s been branded a political pariah and slapped with charges of anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial – plus pelted with further measures of censure from all quarters that border on excommunication and demand penitence via acts of self-harm immolation such as committing ritual seppuku.
When, might one pose, in our purportedly Democratic / free speech society, did telling the TRUTH become a censurable offence – on the streets – and especially so, in Parliament’s House of Conmans?
Russell simply posed a necessary moral question relating to the Israeli government’s Final Solution approach to their ‘Palestinian problem’ – which collectively amount to a set of industrial grade human rights violations that have got to score top points on the war crimes scale and should be brought before a Nuremberg 2 Tribunal.
The Truth hurts - but it is the Truth and not another piece of Zionist Holohoax exaggerated propaganda - this subliminal conditioning - disseminated by Israel’s ruling Khazar Ashkenazi Jews of convenience to justify the existence of their outlaw state and portray the Chosen People (sic) as perpetual victims.
History is NOT a commodity to be re-written to suit the criminal aspirations of rogue governments – even if they do claim to be God’s Chosen People and the de facto right to pitch their tents on the Promised Land – formerly (pre-1948 Yawm an-Nakba) Palestine – and the historical home of tribes of true Semite Arab Muslims.
The likes of Jeremy Newmark and Gavin Stollar – both yes-man stooges for the foul Rothshite clan’s Kosher Nostra crime syndicate - need to wake up to the stark reality of this disgusting situation and modify their pro-Zionist stances and castigation of the likes of Bob Russell in entirety – and shift their criticisms from hapless Goyim truth-sayers, to instead focus on Israel’s Kikester-in-Chief and current head of the Knesset’s Edomite Mafia, PM Bobo Nuttyahoo as the dominant Likit Party regime’s slow-cook genocide policy sees the occupied West Bank being diminished at a geometric rate by illegal settlements – and the Gaza Strip besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.
The rogue – and illegal – state of Israel is an international pariah that presents a threat to the very fabric of geo-political stability and world peace.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal racist maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s media – along with the taxpayer-funded Parliament and BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise.
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and children - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation cum torture cum transplant organ harvesting centre.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yidsters of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative agendas - or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and wrongs - and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Since Lib-Dum MP Sir Bob Russell was hit with a divine stroke of moral conscience and - quite rightly - questioned the Israeli ZioNazi regime’s treatment of Palestinians in an address to the House of Conmans on the 8th July, he’s been branded a political pariah and slapped with charges of anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial – plus pelted with further measures of censure from all quarters that border on excommunication and demand penitence via acts of self-harm immolation such as committing ritual seppuku.
When, might one pose, in our purportedly Democratic / free speech society, did telling the TRUTH become a censurable offence – on the streets – and especially so, in Parliament’s House of Conmans?
Russell simply posed a necessary moral question relating to the Israeli government’s Final Solution approach to their ‘Palestinian problem’ – which collectively amount to a set of industrial grade human rights violations that have got to score top points on the war crimes scale and should be brought before a Nuremberg 2 Tribunal.
The Truth hurts - but it is the Truth and not another piece of Zionist Holohoax exaggerated propaganda - this subliminal conditioning - disseminated by Israel’s ruling Khazar Ashkenazi Jews of convenience to justify the existence of their outlaw state and portray the Chosen People (sic) as perpetual victims.
History is NOT a commodity to be re-written to suit the criminal aspirations of rogue governments – even if they do claim to be God’s Chosen People and the de facto right to pitch their tents on the Promised Land – formerly (pre-1948 Yawm an-Nakba) Palestine – and the historical home of tribes of true Semite Arab Muslims.
The likes of Jeremy Newmark and Gavin Stollar – both yes-man stooges for the foul Rothshite clan’s Kosher Nostra crime syndicate - need to wake up to the stark reality of this disgusting situation and modify their pro-Zionist stances and castigation of the likes of Bob Russell in entirety – and shift their criticisms from hapless Goyim truth-sayers, to instead focus on Israel’s Kikester-in-Chief and current head of the Knesset’s Edomite Mafia, PM Bobo Nuttyahoo as the dominant Likit Party regime’s slow-cook genocide policy sees the occupied West Bank being diminished at a geometric rate by illegal settlements – and the Gaza Strip besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet.
The rogue – and illegal – state of Israel is an international pariah that presents a threat to the very fabric of geo-political stability and world peace.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal racist maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s media – along with the taxpayer-funded Parliament and BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise.
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and children - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation cum torture cum transplant organ harvesting centre.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yidsters of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative agendas - or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and wrongs - and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 4 July 2013
The Circus Without a Tent
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
To take even a sideways glance at our once-sceptred isle’s ‘sanitised’ bullshit propaganda mechanism media - or the alternative ‘real true story’ variety – over this past few days such can only serve to form a consolidated opinion that the entire governmental / ruling caste system – the shape-shifting parasitic Royal reptiles, the stooge Privy Council, the House of Conmans (Nasty Party Tories, the Librarian-Dummercrats, and Newer-than-New Labour) – along with that adjoining doss house, the Lords; the Shitehall civil service, and nationwide UK local authorities – the whole shebang – is a circus without a tent – and alas, we’ve seen better organised riots.
This carnival coalition government amounts to no more than a snake oil peddling dog n pony show - and as to the austerity measures and wage freeze policies currently being force fed down the gullets of the common herd like a bunch of Bolshie Guantanamo Bay jolly jihadist Muslim inmates on hunger strike – the MPs are set to cop for a 3% pay raise – whereas a January 2013 poll informed the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority watchdog that they arrogantly estimate they’re actually worth a 32% wage hike – upping the ante to £86,250 per annum – plus expenses – and should keep their exorbitant final-salary pensions.
So public sector salaries are henceforth flash frozen like a Siberian mammoth’s bollocks while MPs get a pay raise. Oh well, as Confucius say: “If you only pretend to pay them then they’ll only pretend to work”.
Ron McScrote, director of the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity had this to say to one gutter press hack from the red top Ripoffs Gazette: “The effin’ lot’s a bunch of Bilderberg stooges, doin’ wot the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate tell ‘em.”
“It’s not only the septic populations of the House of Conmans an’ the Lords, but the entire secret handshaking brotherhood of fudgers and ravin’ kiddie fiddlers wot infests Westminster an' Shitehall – collectively a potpourri of dipshits, tossers (variation of ‘tosspots’) an’ dog wankers.”
“Last month we had the not-fit-for purpose ex-Tory leader – now rebranded as the Works & Pensions Minister - Ian Duncan Smut, wot reckons he can survive an’ live the life of Riley on £53 quid a week. So why the fuck is he drawing a cabinet minister’s salary of £134,565 per annum – plus House of Conmans expenses an’ directorship honorariums (read ‘bribes and kickbacks’). Isn’t ‘austerity’ like charity an’ supposed ter start at home?”
“Some chance of that with old Baldy – his effin’ bread’s had the crusts trimmed off an’ buttered on both sides – an’ wiv jam on it. Married ter Betsy Fremantle, who’s Dad’s Johnnie ‘Tapped’ Fremantle, the 5th Baron Coleslaw of the Swan Roasters an’ lives in a country house wot belongs ter his father-in-law at Fuckinghamshire.”
“Really, yer got this other Chancellor fuckwit ‘Jeff’ Osborne wot’s doin’ nowt ter extricate the country from its flatline economy state by robbin’ the welfare benefits kitty just ter pay off these EUSSR scumbags in Brussels an’ the usurious interest on a bunch of IMF loans – an’ yer watch 'In Parliament Today' on the goggle box an’ yer see Eric ‘Ten Chins’ Prickles – the Lord High Panjandrum of Gluttony - sat there lookin’ like he’s a single step away from a massive fatal coronary or a stroke – or both – an’ they’re tellin’ the public we’re all in it together an’ lean times are ahead.”
“Yesterday we had that gobshite Lord David Fraud, the Tory’s Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Work an’ Pensions – an’ more significantly, the great-grandson of the dildo-obsessed Austrian psycho-quack Sigmund Fraud – bestowed wiv life peerage by Posh Dave Scameron in 2009 just fer joining the Nasty Party an’ became Baron Fraud of the Soup Kitchens – on the telly an’ pontificatin’ a right old pile of crap about how the fact that food banks are poppin’ up at a geometric rate has got sod all ter do wiv the government axin’ welfare benefits or unemployment or poverty – - or the introduction of this Universal Credits system wot’s screwed every fucker an’ their dog up – now derisively branded wiv the moniker of the ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door Act’ – an’ the cursed ‘Bedroom Tax’ wot's bin renamed the ‘Suicide Desperation Levy’.”
“So is the government ter blame? Oh no, not in Lord Fuckwit Fraud’s unqualified opinion, cos it’s all down ter dysfunctional families wot can’t get off their arses an’ find a job – cos a bunch of Polacks an’ Pikey Gyppos have grabbed them all.”
“Have a butchers at the front page of the Daily Shitraker an’ here we’re presented wiv a stellar example of this incestuous network of socio-political, commercial an’ financial links corruptin’ the required regulatory actions of the government when we got the piranha-fanged Jo Swinson, the Scots Lib-Dum MP who’s the Minister fer Usury.”
“Swinson proves herself yet another parties of self-interest lackey an’ a Westminster weasel – cos she’s told the likes of Wonga-Bonga, Ripoffs-R-Us an’ the Insta-Cash scumbag payday loan shark outfits that they’re very naughty chargin’ exploitive interest rates an’ rollin’ a loan over ten zillion times – but has no intention of stampin’ down on them cos they’re owned by the Rothshite bankster mafia.”
“But this is the bog standard Con-Dem Coalition government we - the common herd helots – are lumbered wiv until 2015.”
“No shit, the merits of education besides, an earthworm must be devastated ter read that its genus is considered to be the arse-end of Nature’s food chain – an’ I’m startin’ ter think we’re down there wiv them.”
“Then we have the news – nothing surprising here – that Prince Big-Ears Chazzer of Wales claims tax-free status for his Highgrove-on-the-Hog ‘Dobby’s Duchy Ripoff Organic Originals’. So why the fuck does the Royal Plant Whisperer an’ his chain-smoking troll of a consort, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, qualify fer tax-exempt status when the rest of the common herd have ter fork out their life’s blood on a platter to his grasping Mother’s HMRC collectors, I ask yer?”
“Ter add insult ter injury we find out, thanks ter some whistle-blowin’ Yank wot’s sprouted a moral conscience, that the UK’s Plod Squad’s National Domestic Extremism Unit is usin’ the GCHQ’s Echelon and Prism Spy-a-Thon systems ter keep tabs on any self-aware, critical thinkin’ fucker and their dog wot has the audacity ter dare question – or worse still criticise on Twitter or a weblog – government motives or MP’s an’ local authority jobsworth’s bloated salaries an’ expenses.”
“The next gob-smacking revelation in this Them an’ Us paradox comes from Sgt Barry Snitch, a former undercover police officer, wot claims in yesterday’s papers that he was ordered ter infiltrate the Justice for Stephen Lawrence campaign back in 1993 an’ hunt for disinformation ter use against the black an' minority ethnic groups wot were critical of police inaction an’ corruption.”
“Mind you, the purpose of the Plod Squad was never ter be the protectors of the public – just the elitist 1% an’ their property.”
“So where the fuck has the Con-Dem Coalition PM Posh Dave Scameron bin while all this shite’s goin’ down? A Prime Minister wot’s the Tory’s answer ter Jam Jar Binks – an incompetent clot that forever fails ter engage brain before openin’ his gob – or putting one foot in front of the other – or leavin’ the kids in the pub beer garden.”
“Our man Scameron hasn’t quite yet cottoned on ter the fact that bad luck follows him around like the Grim Reaper, so he’s bin doin’ the rounds of the war zones an’ waltzing wiv dictators – providin’ legitimacy ter a bunch of Third World dynastic despots runnin’ autocratic regimes an’ playin’ at civilisation - where torture an’ extra-judicial killings are considered ter be crimes wot’s on a par wiv a Community Service Order sentence.”
“First off in Afghanistan, givin’ a pep talk ter President Hamid Kami-Karzi an’ his ruling Graft & Corruption Party – or rather an economy of the truth (read ‘big porky pies’) that UK / NATO troops are goin’ ter pull out of the backward Third World shithole next year. Never, not as long as the world’s heroin supply comes from the mega-hectares of bloomin’ GM opium crops growin’ there, an’ all nurtured with Monsanto’s Roundup Ready addict-friendly fertiliser.”
“Oh yeah, Scameron might well be discussing trade opportunities wiv this nutty Nazarbayev bloke as well, the dodgy despot wot’s runnin’ Kazakhstan – an’ floggin’ his secret police mobs of ‘proudly British made’ crowd control riot gear an’ interrogation / torture equipment - an’ givin’ him a bit of a hypocrisy-laden pontificatin’ lecture on human rights and wrongs.”
“The Human Rights Watch has fingered Kazakhstan as one of the most repressive political regimes in the world – an’ on a par with the old Soviet Union, apartheid South Africa an’ Hitler’s nasty Nazi pro-genocide regime – and in today’s terms only surpassed by the Zionist state of Israel (formerly Palestine) an’ their despicable treatment of the indigenous an’ dispossessed Arab Muslim populations that this Promised Land previously belonged ter prior ter the 1948 Yawm an-Nakba (Palestinian Day of Catastrophe / diaspora) theft of their country by a mob of Jews of convenience wavin’ some obscure missive signed by Arthur Balfour – wot’s claimed ter be a forgery, just like the notorious Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
“Wot a crock of hypocritical crap – these tossers take health an’ safety – an’ risk assessments - ter a paranoid level at home then supply the logistics for a bunch of mad-cap Islamic dog wankers ter wage civil war across the Middle East – an’ we’re lumbered wiv the likes of Scameron preachin’ about human rights an’ wrongs an’ democracy yet utters nary one word of criticism or censure against the rogue ZioNazi state of Israel an’ their inhuman treatment of the captive Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank an’ Gaza Strip – wiv the latter besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe.”
“Ter cap that fubar he missed out on a stop-over in Bahrain ter have a word in the porcine ear of King Fizzy Al Kaseltzer bin al Khalifa on the subject – an’ the concepts of evolving a constitutional democracy - cos the Great Satan’s Fifth Fleet is based in the Myanmar port, all ready ter launch their sneak attack on the sovereign Islamic Republic of Iran an’ destroy their half-built Death Star.”
“Let’s not forget that Scameron an’ his little closet case poofter mate Willy Vague are pushin’ ter arm Syria’s multifaceted an’ sectarian faction-ridden rebel forces – the Salafists and Takfiri - along with the ubiquitous Sunni and Cher Muslim jihadists - who, at the end of the day, all expect to come out of the affray as the top dog beardies.”
“None of these groups, sectarian divisions besides, are goin’ ter settle for anything less than an Islamic state based on the barbaric precepts of Sharia law – so these shit-stirring fat fuck dynasties in Saudi Arabia an’ Jordan an’ Qatar an’ the UAE should beware their fate when the weapons they’re supplyin’ ter be used against Basher Assad’s Shi’ite Syrian regime are eventually turned against them – an’ the wicked Western powers – an’ the hated rogue ZioNazi state of Israel.”
“But that’s Sod’s Law an’ history’s record proves that, time after time, man’s actions result in disastrous an’ irreversible effects – just like Iraq an’ Libya.”
Alas, with this fatally-flawed Con-Dem Coalition, we’re heading for a shitstorm fuckup of a far greater magnitude than previously accomplished under war criminal Tony Bliar’s New Labour government mismanagement.
The gap between the 1% Haves and the 99% Have Nots (Us) is widening at such a geometric rate that it now manifests as one of ‘continental divide’ canyon proportions – and might well be the required trigger to unleash the ire and fury of the common herd as socio-political discontent reaches a critical mass state and erupts in a chain reaction of mega-nuclear genocidal proportions – directed at the elitist ‘silver spoon’ arrogant kikester core of our sick global society.
But the common herd are seduced with delusions of a caring government and welfare state - this Cradle to the Grave / Womb to Tomb paradox foisted on them by a succession of governments when the diametric opposite is actually true.
Mass media induced cognitive dissonance on a monumental social scale – and the common herd must dismiss this Hegelian snare of a political / sectarian left and right and recognise it is in fact a matter of Them and Us.
And this, folks, is just a mere sampling of the scandalous conspiratorial acts certain rogue elements of our government and civil service are up to – without a mention of 7/7 and wicked Woolwich ‘Red Hand’ false flag terrorist attacks to scarify the common herd into accepting further infringements on their personal liberty in exchange for a 24/7 panopticon surveillance society.
Hmmm, this might just be the final push that starts the stubborn wheels of the tumbrels rolling towards Tower Hill.
* Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.
Thought for the day. Humankind, due this socio-political Crapitlist control system dynamic forced down our throats at every level of our existence, are the only species on the planet that Mother Nature does not provide for free of charge.
So, fuck the Freemasonic Order and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Zionist kikesters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
To take even a sideways glance at our once-sceptred isle’s ‘sanitised’ bullshit propaganda mechanism media - or the alternative ‘real true story’ variety – over this past few days such can only serve to form a consolidated opinion that the entire governmental / ruling caste system – the shape-shifting parasitic Royal reptiles, the stooge Privy Council, the House of Conmans (Nasty Party Tories, the Librarian-Dummercrats, and Newer-than-New Labour) – along with that adjoining doss house, the Lords; the Shitehall civil service, and nationwide UK local authorities – the whole shebang – is a circus without a tent – and alas, we’ve seen better organised riots.
This carnival coalition government amounts to no more than a snake oil peddling dog n pony show - and as to the austerity measures and wage freeze policies currently being force fed down the gullets of the common herd like a bunch of Bolshie Guantanamo Bay jolly jihadist Muslim inmates on hunger strike – the MPs are set to cop for a 3% pay raise – whereas a January 2013 poll informed the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority watchdog that they arrogantly estimate they’re actually worth a 32% wage hike – upping the ante to £86,250 per annum – plus expenses – and should keep their exorbitant final-salary pensions.
So public sector salaries are henceforth flash frozen like a Siberian mammoth’s bollocks while MPs get a pay raise. Oh well, as Confucius say: “If you only pretend to pay them then they’ll only pretend to work”.
Ron McScrote, director of the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity had this to say to one gutter press hack from the red top Ripoffs Gazette: “The effin’ lot’s a bunch of Bilderberg stooges, doin’ wot the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate tell ‘em.”
“It’s not only the septic populations of the House of Conmans an’ the Lords, but the entire secret handshaking brotherhood of fudgers and ravin’ kiddie fiddlers wot infests Westminster an' Shitehall – collectively a potpourri of dipshits, tossers (variation of ‘tosspots’) an’ dog wankers.”
“Last month we had the not-fit-for purpose ex-Tory leader – now rebranded as the Works & Pensions Minister - Ian Duncan Smut, wot reckons he can survive an’ live the life of Riley on £53 quid a week. So why the fuck is he drawing a cabinet minister’s salary of £134,565 per annum – plus House of Conmans expenses an’ directorship honorariums (read ‘bribes and kickbacks’). Isn’t ‘austerity’ like charity an’ supposed ter start at home?”
“Some chance of that with old Baldy – his effin’ bread’s had the crusts trimmed off an’ buttered on both sides – an’ wiv jam on it. Married ter Betsy Fremantle, who’s Dad’s Johnnie ‘Tapped’ Fremantle, the 5th Baron Coleslaw of the Swan Roasters an’ lives in a country house wot belongs ter his father-in-law at Fuckinghamshire.”
“Really, yer got this other Chancellor fuckwit ‘Jeff’ Osborne wot’s doin’ nowt ter extricate the country from its flatline economy state by robbin’ the welfare benefits kitty just ter pay off these EUSSR scumbags in Brussels an’ the usurious interest on a bunch of IMF loans – an’ yer watch 'In Parliament Today' on the goggle box an’ yer see Eric ‘Ten Chins’ Prickles – the Lord High Panjandrum of Gluttony - sat there lookin’ like he’s a single step away from a massive fatal coronary or a stroke – or both – an’ they’re tellin’ the public we’re all in it together an’ lean times are ahead.”
“Yesterday we had that gobshite Lord David Fraud, the Tory’s Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Work an’ Pensions – an’ more significantly, the great-grandson of the dildo-obsessed Austrian psycho-quack Sigmund Fraud – bestowed wiv life peerage by Posh Dave Scameron in 2009 just fer joining the Nasty Party an’ became Baron Fraud of the Soup Kitchens – on the telly an’ pontificatin’ a right old pile of crap about how the fact that food banks are poppin’ up at a geometric rate has got sod all ter do wiv the government axin’ welfare benefits or unemployment or poverty – - or the introduction of this Universal Credits system wot’s screwed every fucker an’ their dog up – now derisively branded wiv the moniker of the ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door Act’ – an’ the cursed ‘Bedroom Tax’ wot's bin renamed the ‘Suicide Desperation Levy’.”
“So is the government ter blame? Oh no, not in Lord Fuckwit Fraud’s unqualified opinion, cos it’s all down ter dysfunctional families wot can’t get off their arses an’ find a job – cos a bunch of Polacks an’ Pikey Gyppos have grabbed them all.”
“Have a butchers at the front page of the Daily Shitraker an’ here we’re presented wiv a stellar example of this incestuous network of socio-political, commercial an’ financial links corruptin’ the required regulatory actions of the government when we got the piranha-fanged Jo Swinson, the Scots Lib-Dum MP who’s the Minister fer Usury.”
“Swinson proves herself yet another parties of self-interest lackey an’ a Westminster weasel – cos she’s told the likes of Wonga-Bonga, Ripoffs-R-Us an’ the Insta-Cash scumbag payday loan shark outfits that they’re very naughty chargin’ exploitive interest rates an’ rollin’ a loan over ten zillion times – but has no intention of stampin’ down on them cos they’re owned by the Rothshite bankster mafia.”
“But this is the bog standard Con-Dem Coalition government we - the common herd helots – are lumbered wiv until 2015.”
“No shit, the merits of education besides, an earthworm must be devastated ter read that its genus is considered to be the arse-end of Nature’s food chain – an’ I’m startin’ ter think we’re down there wiv them.”
“Then we have the news – nothing surprising here – that Prince Big-Ears Chazzer of Wales claims tax-free status for his Highgrove-on-the-Hog ‘Dobby’s Duchy Ripoff Organic Originals’. So why the fuck does the Royal Plant Whisperer an’ his chain-smoking troll of a consort, Gorgonzilla, the Duchess of Cornhole, qualify fer tax-exempt status when the rest of the common herd have ter fork out their life’s blood on a platter to his grasping Mother’s HMRC collectors, I ask yer?”
“Ter add insult ter injury we find out, thanks ter some whistle-blowin’ Yank wot’s sprouted a moral conscience, that the UK’s Plod Squad’s National Domestic Extremism Unit is usin’ the GCHQ’s Echelon and Prism Spy-a-Thon systems ter keep tabs on any self-aware, critical thinkin’ fucker and their dog wot has the audacity ter dare question – or worse still criticise on Twitter or a weblog – government motives or MP’s an’ local authority jobsworth’s bloated salaries an’ expenses.”
“The next gob-smacking revelation in this Them an’ Us paradox comes from Sgt Barry Snitch, a former undercover police officer, wot claims in yesterday’s papers that he was ordered ter infiltrate the Justice for Stephen Lawrence campaign back in 1993 an’ hunt for disinformation ter use against the black an' minority ethnic groups wot were critical of police inaction an’ corruption.”
“Mind you, the purpose of the Plod Squad was never ter be the protectors of the public – just the elitist 1% an’ their property.”
“So where the fuck has the Con-Dem Coalition PM Posh Dave Scameron bin while all this shite’s goin’ down? A Prime Minister wot’s the Tory’s answer ter Jam Jar Binks – an incompetent clot that forever fails ter engage brain before openin’ his gob – or putting one foot in front of the other – or leavin’ the kids in the pub beer garden.”
“Our man Scameron hasn’t quite yet cottoned on ter the fact that bad luck follows him around like the Grim Reaper, so he’s bin doin’ the rounds of the war zones an’ waltzing wiv dictators – providin’ legitimacy ter a bunch of Third World dynastic despots runnin’ autocratic regimes an’ playin’ at civilisation - where torture an’ extra-judicial killings are considered ter be crimes wot’s on a par wiv a Community Service Order sentence.”
“First off in Afghanistan, givin’ a pep talk ter President Hamid Kami-Karzi an’ his ruling Graft & Corruption Party – or rather an economy of the truth (read ‘big porky pies’) that UK / NATO troops are goin’ ter pull out of the backward Third World shithole next year. Never, not as long as the world’s heroin supply comes from the mega-hectares of bloomin’ GM opium crops growin’ there, an’ all nurtured with Monsanto’s Roundup Ready addict-friendly fertiliser.”
“Oh yeah, Scameron might well be discussing trade opportunities wiv this nutty Nazarbayev bloke as well, the dodgy despot wot’s runnin’ Kazakhstan – an’ floggin’ his secret police mobs of ‘proudly British made’ crowd control riot gear an’ interrogation / torture equipment - an’ givin’ him a bit of a hypocrisy-laden pontificatin’ lecture on human rights and wrongs.”
“The Human Rights Watch has fingered Kazakhstan as one of the most repressive political regimes in the world – an’ on a par with the old Soviet Union, apartheid South Africa an’ Hitler’s nasty Nazi pro-genocide regime – and in today’s terms only surpassed by the Zionist state of Israel (formerly Palestine) an’ their despicable treatment of the indigenous an’ dispossessed Arab Muslim populations that this Promised Land previously belonged ter prior ter the 1948 Yawm an-Nakba (Palestinian Day of Catastrophe / diaspora) theft of their country by a mob of Jews of convenience wavin’ some obscure missive signed by Arthur Balfour – wot’s claimed ter be a forgery, just like the notorious Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion.”
“Wot a crock of hypocritical crap – these tossers take health an’ safety – an’ risk assessments - ter a paranoid level at home then supply the logistics for a bunch of mad-cap Islamic dog wankers ter wage civil war across the Middle East – an’ we’re lumbered wiv the likes of Scameron preachin’ about human rights an’ wrongs an’ democracy yet utters nary one word of criticism or censure against the rogue ZioNazi state of Israel an’ their inhuman treatment of the captive Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank an’ Gaza Strip – wiv the latter besieged behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe.”
“Ter cap that fubar he missed out on a stop-over in Bahrain ter have a word in the porcine ear of King Fizzy Al Kaseltzer bin al Khalifa on the subject – an’ the concepts of evolving a constitutional democracy - cos the Great Satan’s Fifth Fleet is based in the Myanmar port, all ready ter launch their sneak attack on the sovereign Islamic Republic of Iran an’ destroy their half-built Death Star.”
“Let’s not forget that Scameron an’ his little closet case poofter mate Willy Vague are pushin’ ter arm Syria’s multifaceted an’ sectarian faction-ridden rebel forces – the Salafists and Takfiri - along with the ubiquitous Sunni and Cher Muslim jihadists - who, at the end of the day, all expect to come out of the affray as the top dog beardies.”
“None of these groups, sectarian divisions besides, are goin’ ter settle for anything less than an Islamic state based on the barbaric precepts of Sharia law – so these shit-stirring fat fuck dynasties in Saudi Arabia an’ Jordan an’ Qatar an’ the UAE should beware their fate when the weapons they’re supplyin’ ter be used against Basher Assad’s Shi’ite Syrian regime are eventually turned against them – an’ the wicked Western powers – an’ the hated rogue ZioNazi state of Israel.”
“But that’s Sod’s Law an’ history’s record proves that, time after time, man’s actions result in disastrous an’ irreversible effects – just like Iraq an’ Libya.”
Alas, with this fatally-flawed Con-Dem Coalition, we’re heading for a shitstorm fuckup of a far greater magnitude than previously accomplished under war criminal Tony Bliar’s New Labour government mismanagement.
The gap between the 1% Haves and the 99% Have Nots (Us) is widening at such a geometric rate that it now manifests as one of ‘continental divide’ canyon proportions – and might well be the required trigger to unleash the ire and fury of the common herd as socio-political discontent reaches a critical mass state and erupts in a chain reaction of mega-nuclear genocidal proportions – directed at the elitist ‘silver spoon’ arrogant kikester core of our sick global society.
But the common herd are seduced with delusions of a caring government and welfare state - this Cradle to the Grave / Womb to Tomb paradox foisted on them by a succession of governments when the diametric opposite is actually true.
Mass media induced cognitive dissonance on a monumental social scale – and the common herd must dismiss this Hegelian snare of a political / sectarian left and right and recognise it is in fact a matter of Them and Us.
And this, folks, is just a mere sampling of the scandalous conspiratorial acts certain rogue elements of our government and civil service are up to – without a mention of 7/7 and wicked Woolwich ‘Red Hand’ false flag terrorist attacks to scarify the common herd into accepting further infringements on their personal liberty in exchange for a 24/7 panopticon surveillance society.
Hmmm, this might just be the final push that starts the stubborn wheels of the tumbrels rolling towards Tower Hill.
* Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.
Thought for the day. Humankind, due this socio-political Crapitlist control system dynamic forced down our throats at every level of our existence, are the only species on the planet that Mother Nature does not provide for free of charge.
So, fuck the Freemasonic Order and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Zionist kikesters New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 27 June 2013
Them n Us Austerity: QE2 Gets £900K Raise
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
So Tory Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne burned the midnight oil and suffered dietary privations, dining on a £10 quid ‘posh nosh’ burger and chips Happy Meal from Byron's Barfery local chew n spew fast food joint – eating sans his customary silver spoon – but Third World style with fingers – so as to focus his energies on the all-new Slam-Dunk austerity spending review proposal – which will see every fucker and their dog (MPs & civil servants exempt) take a weekly income nosedive.
Of course, Jeff’s a dyed-in-the-wool Zionist and one of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s compliant bitches – always ready to assume the position and please his Masters – thanks to good ole public school NLP programming – which might well stand him in good stead with his Old Etonian Chumocracy pals and the secret handshake brotherhood cabal – but as far as Broken Britain’s common herd are concerned – he’s henceforth ‘unfriended’ – alike Nadine ‘Bonkers’ Dorries, the Tory MP for Numpty Dumpty.
But apart from being as popular as a course of chemo’ or a leper at a Bar Mitzva, Bullingdon Club boy Jeff’s (as Barky Obama calls him) insistence that Broken Britain’s train wreck economy is out of intensive care is a load of utter bollocks, as it’s already been given the last rites, shoved in a body bag and headed for the cemetery.
This factor alone casts him as more of an embarrassment to this blighted Tory Party than Marky Mark Harpic, the MP for the Black Forest and Minister for Break Dancing – who earlier this week made an utter cunt of himself in a Soho nightclub and was forced to seek solace at the nearest NHS Trust for his injuries.
Alas poor Jeff’s not been thinking too straight since his bilateral capsulotomy procedure last year, which was intended to boost his 80-odd IQ score into the triple figure Mensa range but went tits up and left him with the problem-solving skills of an autistic hedgehog – which do not bode well for a Chancellor of the Exchequer – especially so after the Biblical scale fiscal fuck ups left by Gordon 'Incapability’ Broon and his Scots successor, the equally-incompetent albino, Alastair Darling – and considering his Treasury second-in-command coalition partner, the ginger-mingin Danny ‘McRatty’ Alexander, is also a Jock in a frock.
Critics from the Twat Watch social concerns charity have expressed alarm that Jeff’s recent display of chronic cognitive dissonance regarding the flatline state of Broken Britain’s economy has led to the conjuring of a ‘synthetic reality’ – a self-delusional fantasy system first conceived by Lewis Carroll in his ‘Alice up a Rabbit Hole’ book.
Hence we see manifest Jeff’s latest gob-smacking conundrum - for while slashing pensioners winter fuel allowances if they have loft insulation or own more than one cardigan, a scarf and a pair of mittens – and making jobseekers take English language lessons then wait a week before they can claim welfare benefits – regardless of the Crown Estate – aka Queen Lizzie Inc – having increased profits to £252.6 million quid in the 2012 / 2013 financial period through their offshore Insolvency Investments group and Ripoffs Venture Capital Bank SA - Jeff’s found a few bob spare from the £11:5 zillion nicker spending review savings to up the monarchy’s ante by £900,000 - to £33.3 million nicker per annum – all thanks to the reluctant courtesy of the hapless British taxpayer.
Thus we ponder, is this yet another piece of Tavistock Institute / Common Purpose social engineering to test the common herd’s reaction and how far they can push the envelope before the Riot Act gets read and the water cannons hit the streets?
As to Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond whingeing over defence spending and laying off 4,500 squaddies - which while freeing up a plethora of battle-hardened thugs and psychos to stand in as teachers at the UK’s Asbo Central Academies - will consequently gut the armed forces fighting strength – the solution is easy-peasy.
Do the same as Africa with squabbling nations self-divided into fractious tribal and sectarian demographics – all warring over who controls the source of conflict diamonds – or the rare earth ‘Niggerite’ that the electronics and cellphone industries can’t survive without .
Go round the schools and press gang gaggles of gob-shite sprogs into child army regiments – which would most definitely contribute to solving Broken Britain’s truancy problems, ease the burden on the secret family court system – along with the corruption-ridden social services and their money-spinning paedo-fostering scams.
Thought for the day. Amazing how PM Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society multicultural inclusiveness adroitly avoids the rich and poor divide factor.
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister - and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
So Tory Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne burned the midnight oil and suffered dietary privations, dining on a £10 quid ‘posh nosh’ burger and chips Happy Meal from Byron's Barfery local chew n spew fast food joint – eating sans his customary silver spoon – but Third World style with fingers – so as to focus his energies on the all-new Slam-Dunk austerity spending review proposal – which will see every fucker and their dog (MPs & civil servants exempt) take a weekly income nosedive.
Of course, Jeff’s a dyed-in-the-wool Zionist and one of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s compliant bitches – always ready to assume the position and please his Masters – thanks to good ole public school NLP programming – which might well stand him in good stead with his Old Etonian Chumocracy pals and the secret handshake brotherhood cabal – but as far as Broken Britain’s common herd are concerned – he’s henceforth ‘unfriended’ – alike Nadine ‘Bonkers’ Dorries, the Tory MP for Numpty Dumpty.
But apart from being as popular as a course of chemo’ or a leper at a Bar Mitzva, Bullingdon Club boy Jeff’s (as Barky Obama calls him) insistence that Broken Britain’s train wreck economy is out of intensive care is a load of utter bollocks, as it’s already been given the last rites, shoved in a body bag and headed for the cemetery.
This factor alone casts him as more of an embarrassment to this blighted Tory Party than Marky Mark Harpic, the MP for the Black Forest and Minister for Break Dancing – who earlier this week made an utter cunt of himself in a Soho nightclub and was forced to seek solace at the nearest NHS Trust for his injuries.
Alas poor Jeff’s not been thinking too straight since his bilateral capsulotomy procedure last year, which was intended to boost his 80-odd IQ score into the triple figure Mensa range but went tits up and left him with the problem-solving skills of an autistic hedgehog – which do not bode well for a Chancellor of the Exchequer – especially so after the Biblical scale fiscal fuck ups left by Gordon 'Incapability’ Broon and his Scots successor, the equally-incompetent albino, Alastair Darling – and considering his Treasury second-in-command coalition partner, the ginger-mingin Danny ‘McRatty’ Alexander, is also a Jock in a frock.
Critics from the Twat Watch social concerns charity have expressed alarm that Jeff’s recent display of chronic cognitive dissonance regarding the flatline state of Broken Britain’s economy has led to the conjuring of a ‘synthetic reality’ – a self-delusional fantasy system first conceived by Lewis Carroll in his ‘Alice up a Rabbit Hole’ book.
Hence we see manifest Jeff’s latest gob-smacking conundrum - for while slashing pensioners winter fuel allowances if they have loft insulation or own more than one cardigan, a scarf and a pair of mittens – and making jobseekers take English language lessons then wait a week before they can claim welfare benefits – regardless of the Crown Estate – aka Queen Lizzie Inc – having increased profits to £252.6 million quid in the 2012 / 2013 financial period through their offshore Insolvency Investments group and Ripoffs Venture Capital Bank SA - Jeff’s found a few bob spare from the £11:5 zillion nicker spending review savings to up the monarchy’s ante by £900,000 - to £33.3 million nicker per annum – all thanks to the reluctant courtesy of the hapless British taxpayer.
Thus we ponder, is this yet another piece of Tavistock Institute / Common Purpose social engineering to test the common herd’s reaction and how far they can push the envelope before the Riot Act gets read and the water cannons hit the streets?
As to Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond whingeing over defence spending and laying off 4,500 squaddies - which while freeing up a plethora of battle-hardened thugs and psychos to stand in as teachers at the UK’s Asbo Central Academies - will consequently gut the armed forces fighting strength – the solution is easy-peasy.
Do the same as Africa with squabbling nations self-divided into fractious tribal and sectarian demographics – all warring over who controls the source of conflict diamonds – or the rare earth ‘Niggerite’ that the electronics and cellphone industries can’t survive without .
Go round the schools and press gang gaggles of gob-shite sprogs into child army regiments – which would most definitely contribute to solving Broken Britain’s truancy problems, ease the burden on the secret family court system – along with the corruption-ridden social services and their money-spinning paedo-fostering scams.
Thought for the day. Amazing how PM Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society multicultural inclusiveness adroitly avoids the rich and poor divide factor.
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister - and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Great Satan Passes False Flag Act
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what could prove to be the biggest media scandal since last week’s big media scandal – (Edward Snowden / covert Prism eavesdropping scam) - a United States of the Great Satan Pentagon insider, Shylock Snitchberg, has been stricken with a bout of moral conscience, taken flight to Outer Mongolia, turned rogue, and spilled the beans on White House cuckoo Barky Hussein Obama abusing his Presidential prerogative to bypass both the Senate and Congress and sign into law by a sneak Executive Order the ‘False Flag Act’, which is intended to provide US intelligence and military agencies with the legal wherewithal to join with the Israeli Mossad in staging false flag jihadist attacks on a global scale as required to justify their ongoing War on Terror against the nations of Pan-Islam – specifically those targeted for regime change such as Syria, Lebanon and Iran.
More worrying still is the inclusion of one subtle codicil in the act which provides vindication to kill any fucker and their dog considered to be a whistle-blowing threat to the US multi-national corporation profits – a ‘small print’ proviso added on the insistence of AIPAC lobbyists acting on behalf of the Big Oil, Armaments, Bankster, Pharma and Agri GMO military / industry cartels – (and those who never had chance to adopt a Genny Flowers super-Kevlar anti-suicide defence shield include, ironically, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, Charles D. Riechers, Col. Theodore S. Westhusing, Cliff Baxter, Dr David Kelly, Margie Schoedinger, Gary Webb, John O’Neil, James Hatfield, Aaron Schwartz – and most recently Michael Hastings).
Faster than shit through a goose, the State Department’s chief Zionist shill, John Kerry (the only Vietnam vet’ to be awarded the Purple Heart for a snagged toenail) has issued a ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ demand to the Mongolian government via the US Embassy in Ulan Bator, to abide by the provisions of the 1926 Yak Trade Agreement and extradite the fugitive Snitchberg back to the good ole US of A for a Bradley Manning type show trial.
“If these Mongol guys don’t agree to arrest Snitchberg and turn him over to the custody of our embassy’s security officers then such non-compliance will be viewed as obstructive and acting against the best interests of the US and could well complicate bilateral relations and raise questions about their commitment to the rule of law – and have a negative impact on the global yak trade.”
Kerry informed gutter press hacks that “The False Flag Act was expedited with the interests of our American Fortune 500 corporations at heart. Really, if we wait for a bunch of Al Qaeda jihadists hiding in Tora Bora caves to get their proverbial crap together and pull off the likes of the 9/11 attack, then we’re gonna be waiting until Hell freezes over.”
“That’s why we have to depend on rogue elements of the CIA and Mossad and the UK’s MI6 and Germany’s GO2 / DVD to expedite these terrorist attacks and keep the Project for a New American Century agenda on schedule.”
Conversely, giving his side of the story to journalists at an undisclosed top secret location in the Mongolian capital (Embassy of Ecuador, 24-5, Khoroolol; Sukherbataar), Shylock Snitchberg revealed “I reached terminal puke-point just looking at how US foreign policy was being directed by a bunch of Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the rogue state of Israel – and with their PM Bobo Nuttyahoo ringing up with a stream of insane demands that the Pentagon supply the IDF with more micro-nuke bunker busters and other weapons of mass distraction simply so they can bomb the shit out of Syria and Iran and maintain their Mid-East military hegemony - at the expense of neighbouring Arab nations.”
“It’s this continuing litany of lies from the White House, through the Senate and Congress and all the way down to State level. After two terms of having that psycho-sociopath moron Bush obeying the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s demands, we’ve now got this African-Indonesian Muslim impostor squatting in the Oval Office who can’t even produce a decent forgery of his US birth certificate and does whatever his kikester masters demand.”
Do you believe whistle-blowers should be classed as capital punishment crime offenders or presented with a Boy Scout merit award? Do you have any official diplomatic secrets or scandals you’d like an unsuspecting world to know about? Does a career as a treasonous fugitive grasser appeal to your sense of adventure? Would you like to join the Julian Assange Wicked Leaks Club and be stuck in a foreign embassy on hostile soil for the rest of your days?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a cell with a view at Uncle Sam’s Guantanamo Bay Holiday Resort.
Thought for the day. Fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the ZioNazi’s New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what could prove to be the biggest media scandal since last week’s big media scandal – (Edward Snowden / covert Prism eavesdropping scam) - a United States of the Great Satan Pentagon insider, Shylock Snitchberg, has been stricken with a bout of moral conscience, taken flight to Outer Mongolia, turned rogue, and spilled the beans on White House cuckoo Barky Hussein Obama abusing his Presidential prerogative to bypass both the Senate and Congress and sign into law by a sneak Executive Order the ‘False Flag Act’, which is intended to provide US intelligence and military agencies with the legal wherewithal to join with the Israeli Mossad in staging false flag jihadist attacks on a global scale as required to justify their ongoing War on Terror against the nations of Pan-Islam – specifically those targeted for regime change such as Syria, Lebanon and Iran.
More worrying still is the inclusion of one subtle codicil in the act which provides vindication to kill any fucker and their dog considered to be a whistle-blowing threat to the US multi-national corporation profits – a ‘small print’ proviso added on the insistence of AIPAC lobbyists acting on behalf of the Big Oil, Armaments, Bankster, Pharma and Agri GMO military / industry cartels – (and those who never had chance to adopt a Genny Flowers super-Kevlar anti-suicide defence shield include, ironically, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, Charles D. Riechers, Col. Theodore S. Westhusing, Cliff Baxter, Dr David Kelly, Margie Schoedinger, Gary Webb, John O’Neil, James Hatfield, Aaron Schwartz – and most recently Michael Hastings).
Faster than shit through a goose, the State Department’s chief Zionist shill, John Kerry (the only Vietnam vet’ to be awarded the Purple Heart for a snagged toenail) has issued a ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ demand to the Mongolian government via the US Embassy in Ulan Bator, to abide by the provisions of the 1926 Yak Trade Agreement and extradite the fugitive Snitchberg back to the good ole US of A for a Bradley Manning type show trial.
“If these Mongol guys don’t agree to arrest Snitchberg and turn him over to the custody of our embassy’s security officers then such non-compliance will be viewed as obstructive and acting against the best interests of the US and could well complicate bilateral relations and raise questions about their commitment to the rule of law – and have a negative impact on the global yak trade.”
Kerry informed gutter press hacks that “The False Flag Act was expedited with the interests of our American Fortune 500 corporations at heart. Really, if we wait for a bunch of Al Qaeda jihadists hiding in Tora Bora caves to get their proverbial crap together and pull off the likes of the 9/11 attack, then we’re gonna be waiting until Hell freezes over.”
“That’s why we have to depend on rogue elements of the CIA and Mossad and the UK’s MI6 and Germany’s GO2 / DVD to expedite these terrorist attacks and keep the Project for a New American Century agenda on schedule.”
Conversely, giving his side of the story to journalists at an undisclosed top secret location in the Mongolian capital (Embassy of Ecuador, 24-5, Khoroolol; Sukherbataar), Shylock Snitchberg revealed “I reached terminal puke-point just looking at how US foreign policy was being directed by a bunch of Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the rogue state of Israel – and with their PM Bobo Nuttyahoo ringing up with a stream of insane demands that the Pentagon supply the IDF with more micro-nuke bunker busters and other weapons of mass distraction simply so they can bomb the shit out of Syria and Iran and maintain their Mid-East military hegemony - at the expense of neighbouring Arab nations.”
“It’s this continuing litany of lies from the White House, through the Senate and Congress and all the way down to State level. After two terms of having that psycho-sociopath moron Bush obeying the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s demands, we’ve now got this African-Indonesian Muslim impostor squatting in the Oval Office who can’t even produce a decent forgery of his US birth certificate and does whatever his kikester masters demand.”
Do you believe whistle-blowers should be classed as capital punishment crime offenders or presented with a Boy Scout merit award? Do you have any official diplomatic secrets or scandals you’d like an unsuspecting world to know about? Does a career as a treasonous fugitive grasser appeal to your sense of adventure? Would you like to join the Julian Assange Wicked Leaks Club and be stuck in a foreign embassy on hostile soil for the rest of your days?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a cell with a view at Uncle Sam’s Guantanamo Bay Holiday Resort.
Thought for the day. Fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the ZioNazi’s New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 20 June 2013
Paterson Pushes GMOs on Faulty Science
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Pursuing a promo line obviously approved by Posh Dave Scameron and the Downing Street mandarins, the Con-Dem coalition’s Defra Minister, the intellectually-challenged Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson (Tory MP for Slopshire) today enthralled gutter press media hacks with his carnival barker ‘snake oil’ enthusiasm for Big Agri’s Frankenfood crops – pontificating to every fucker and their dog – and anyone else who paused in mid-step to listen to his unqualified propaganda - that using Monsanto’s genetically-modified seeds to improve harvest yields will require less space – hence propitiously freeing up more greenfield land for Tory Party donors and banksters to build top end executive ‘stockbroker belt’ housing developments on.
So, what game is the bovine-brained Farmer Owen playing, might we inquire? Perhaps another ego massaging exercise, regardless of the faulty science involved and the rest of the world – and the EUSSR in Brussels in particular – telling the Big Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse agrichemical Bio-Wreckers: Monsanto, Syngenta, BASF, Dow Agrosciences, Bayer – who unscrupulously continue to produce the #1 bee colony decimating neo-nicotinoid pesticide Bumble-Snuffer - and Pioneer – (aka the much-vilified DuPont) – the very same people who gave the Vietnamese Agent Orange – to stuff their toxic DNA-modified insta-tumour mutant meal crops.
Or is Owen out to secure some nice, cosy and well-remunerated directorship sinecure with one of the Big Agri’ majors – all ready to slot into the boardroom seat when his £142,000 plus expenses per annum cabinet post goes tits up after the Nasty Party get hoofed out of office come the 2015 General Election?
Whatever, his unqualified arrogance reaches fresh obnoxious heights as he turns into one of Big Agri’s GMO shills and sermonises to the British public to support and buy Frankenfoods - and eat lots of Syngenta’s Golden Rice 2 or we’re all going to starve and go blind.
Paterson – really – would any fucker (or their dog) – buy a used car from this twat, let alone believe all his hyper-promotion waffle of genetically-modified crops? One wonders what they’re using to tug Cobbler Owen’s leash and commit treason against the interests of the public he was elected to office to represent the ‘best interests’ of - blackmail or the tried and tested thirty pieces of silver?
The reason Posh Dave Scameron gave him the rural / farming portfolio, not only as the rest of the cabinet didn’t want to be turning up at Parliament in a pair of wellies and stinking of cowshit – but the fact Owen fitted in with all the other vegetables - having the IQ of a small potted plant.
While one has to feel sorry for his Slopshire constituents – especially the stupid cunts who voted Tory and elected the moron to his House of Conmans seat - Farmer Owen has never made a secret of his support for GM technology – even though it displays him as an untrustworthy, devious wanker and all-round prick, catering to the interests of Big Agri and their GMO Frankencrops.
Paterson conspicuously avoids all mention and reference to Monsanto & Co’s controversial ‘Terminator’ seeds and cross-pollination contamination of ‘natural’ crops – nor the nasty Glyphosate pesticides, or the Insta-Tumour / Mutant Meals carcinogenic genetically-modified crap that gets not only into insect, fish and animal DNA but also the human side of things – and makes a total fuck of the entire food chain.
Speaking to Ron Scrote from the Euthanasia Gazette in favour of GM crops, Paterson said they were being adopted by the rest of the known Universe – and the UK and Europe risked being left behind - which is a fucking lie – only the stooge US of A have been blackmailed / bribed into approving GMOs and Barky Obama issuing a blanket legal indemnity to this Big Six should their crops inflict the predicted neurological / immune system damage to humans and cause a swathe of cancers on the scale of a mass extinction level event.
Doomsayers from Green groups such as Save the Earth and Kunt Watch besides, Paterson, in typical aloof Tory tosspot fashion, throws ethical and ecological concerns to the vagaries of the four winds and claims “Genetically-modified Frankenfoods are as safe, proven and beneficial as nuclear power – and if you don’t believe me, ask the residents of Fuckupshima in Japan.”
Safe? Safe, my arse – Farmer Owen’s information has been spoon fed and is all based on faulty science. Just like the University of East Anglia’s global warming data – conjured and manipulated to fit the profile the IPCC and carbon credits cap n trade exchange banksters desired – and it’s the same with Big Agri’s Frankenfood crops.
Oh, doubtless the likes of our Greedy Grocer supermarket chains – Pestco, Pukesburys, Mammon & Snobfords and Shiteland – will stick any old crap on their shelves that this poxy government okays for human consumption.
But our crops and agricultural systems have ‘evolved’ over the past 10,000 years-plus and there is no ‘quick fix’ genetic modification to any fucking thing.
Lesson One: Boasts and bullshit science besides, we do not understand the first fucking thing about genetic linking and are set to create all manner of Dr Moreau style chimeras – such as bio-fuel psycho Triffids with a higher IQ than Patersons – which won’t be hard.
Thought for the day. Only two commercial GM products have so far been licensed, and neither of them was for human consumption. One was a type of soy-based enema solution called Bowel-Douche developed by German agri-chemical firm BASF and used to treat cases of chronic constipation in pigs.
But rumour has it that old Etonian cum failed 11-plus maths duffer / Tory Chancellor ‘Geoff’ Osborn is all ready to deal out a few choice taxpayer-funded ‘subsidies’ for Cobbler Owen’s Big Agri’ pals – c/o the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s Insolvency Venture Capital group. Just a matter of implementing a spot of sleight of hand legislation to okay widespread GM crop plantings across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle before the House of Conmans summer recess.
Regardless, fuck the Big Six Bio-Wrecking environmental pillagers who control three-quarters of the global agrochemical market – and for whom profit comes first and don’t give a flying fuck about the long-term future of the environment – or the human race.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Pursuing a promo line obviously approved by Posh Dave Scameron and the Downing Street mandarins, the Con-Dem coalition’s Defra Minister, the intellectually-challenged Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson (Tory MP for Slopshire) today enthralled gutter press media hacks with his carnival barker ‘snake oil’ enthusiasm for Big Agri’s Frankenfood crops – pontificating to every fucker and their dog – and anyone else who paused in mid-step to listen to his unqualified propaganda - that using Monsanto’s genetically-modified seeds to improve harvest yields will require less space – hence propitiously freeing up more greenfield land for Tory Party donors and banksters to build top end executive ‘stockbroker belt’ housing developments on.
So, what game is the bovine-brained Farmer Owen playing, might we inquire? Perhaps another ego massaging exercise, regardless of the faulty science involved and the rest of the world – and the EUSSR in Brussels in particular – telling the Big Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse agrichemical Bio-Wreckers: Monsanto, Syngenta, BASF, Dow Agrosciences, Bayer – who unscrupulously continue to produce the #1 bee colony decimating neo-nicotinoid pesticide Bumble-Snuffer - and Pioneer – (aka the much-vilified DuPont) – the very same people who gave the Vietnamese Agent Orange – to stuff their toxic DNA-modified insta-tumour mutant meal crops.
Or is Owen out to secure some nice, cosy and well-remunerated directorship sinecure with one of the Big Agri’ majors – all ready to slot into the boardroom seat when his £142,000 plus expenses per annum cabinet post goes tits up after the Nasty Party get hoofed out of office come the 2015 General Election?
Whatever, his unqualified arrogance reaches fresh obnoxious heights as he turns into one of Big Agri’s GMO shills and sermonises to the British public to support and buy Frankenfoods - and eat lots of Syngenta’s Golden Rice 2 or we’re all going to starve and go blind.
Paterson – really – would any fucker (or their dog) – buy a used car from this twat, let alone believe all his hyper-promotion waffle of genetically-modified crops? One wonders what they’re using to tug Cobbler Owen’s leash and commit treason against the interests of the public he was elected to office to represent the ‘best interests’ of - blackmail or the tried and tested thirty pieces of silver?
The reason Posh Dave Scameron gave him the rural / farming portfolio, not only as the rest of the cabinet didn’t want to be turning up at Parliament in a pair of wellies and stinking of cowshit – but the fact Owen fitted in with all the other vegetables - having the IQ of a small potted plant.
While one has to feel sorry for his Slopshire constituents – especially the stupid cunts who voted Tory and elected the moron to his House of Conmans seat - Farmer Owen has never made a secret of his support for GM technology – even though it displays him as an untrustworthy, devious wanker and all-round prick, catering to the interests of Big Agri and their GMO Frankencrops.
Paterson conspicuously avoids all mention and reference to Monsanto & Co’s controversial ‘Terminator’ seeds and cross-pollination contamination of ‘natural’ crops – nor the nasty Glyphosate pesticides, or the Insta-Tumour / Mutant Meals carcinogenic genetically-modified crap that gets not only into insect, fish and animal DNA but also the human side of things – and makes a total fuck of the entire food chain.
Speaking to Ron Scrote from the Euthanasia Gazette in favour of GM crops, Paterson said they were being adopted by the rest of the known Universe – and the UK and Europe risked being left behind - which is a fucking lie – only the stooge US of A have been blackmailed / bribed into approving GMOs and Barky Obama issuing a blanket legal indemnity to this Big Six should their crops inflict the predicted neurological / immune system damage to humans and cause a swathe of cancers on the scale of a mass extinction level event.
Doomsayers from Green groups such as Save the Earth and Kunt Watch besides, Paterson, in typical aloof Tory tosspot fashion, throws ethical and ecological concerns to the vagaries of the four winds and claims “Genetically-modified Frankenfoods are as safe, proven and beneficial as nuclear power – and if you don’t believe me, ask the residents of Fuckupshima in Japan.”
Safe? Safe, my arse – Farmer Owen’s information has been spoon fed and is all based on faulty science. Just like the University of East Anglia’s global warming data – conjured and manipulated to fit the profile the IPCC and carbon credits cap n trade exchange banksters desired – and it’s the same with Big Agri’s Frankenfood crops.
Oh, doubtless the likes of our Greedy Grocer supermarket chains – Pestco, Pukesburys, Mammon & Snobfords and Shiteland – will stick any old crap on their shelves that this poxy government okays for human consumption.
But our crops and agricultural systems have ‘evolved’ over the past 10,000 years-plus and there is no ‘quick fix’ genetic modification to any fucking thing.
Lesson One: Boasts and bullshit science besides, we do not understand the first fucking thing about genetic linking and are set to create all manner of Dr Moreau style chimeras – such as bio-fuel psycho Triffids with a higher IQ than Patersons – which won’t be hard.
Thought for the day. Only two commercial GM products have so far been licensed, and neither of them was for human consumption. One was a type of soy-based enema solution called Bowel-Douche developed by German agri-chemical firm BASF and used to treat cases of chronic constipation in pigs.
But rumour has it that old Etonian cum failed 11-plus maths duffer / Tory Chancellor ‘Geoff’ Osborn is all ready to deal out a few choice taxpayer-funded ‘subsidies’ for Cobbler Owen’s Big Agri’ pals – c/o the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s Insolvency Venture Capital group. Just a matter of implementing a spot of sleight of hand legislation to okay widespread GM crop plantings across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle before the House of Conmans summer recess.
Regardless, fuck the Big Six Bio-Wrecking environmental pillagers who control three-quarters of the global agrochemical market – and for whom profit comes first and don’t give a flying fuck about the long-term future of the environment – or the human race.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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