Big Pharma Decry Transparency Bill

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Acting on a joint initiative conjured up by EUSSR’s Secretariat for Wasting Time & Money – working in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next – the Brussels’ hierarchy are pushing ‘open data transparency’ as the be-all and end-all political mantra for the 28 nation community – specifically that every single bit of niggly non-personal data affecting the public should be made freely available to any fucker and their dog who fancies having a browse – in an effort to stimulate business and technology innovations based on such data.

Hence the winds of change are blowing hard against the boardroom doors (and research lab vaults) of the Big Pharma and Big Bad Agri’ corporations to release and make publicly accessible basic drug, GMO crop and pesticide safety information – including the ‘true science’ damning reports that are currently kept under 24/7 lock and key.

TechShit recently ran an article on the All-Trials initiative that – much to the consternation of the Big Pharma exec’s - seeks to have key information related to clinical trials placed in the public domain.
Thus to achieve a greater openness, the European Medicines Agency - the main body that licenses drugs in Europe – has commenced releasing information that has hitherto been withheld.

Conversely while the hands-on grass roots medical professionals - and too their hapless and long-suffering patients - are moderately ecstatic at this greater transparency - AbbVie, the Chicago-based pharma corporation spun out of the Abbott Laboratories at the beginning of this year as a tax dodge and to side-step criminal liability suites, is taking legal action to put the block on any such moves and sought an injunction to prevent the EMA from releasing confidential and commercially-sensitive information relative to the fubar clinical trials that reveal its blockbuster Humira rheumatoid arthritis drug is a pile of crap.

Following suit in the EMA’s footsteps is the European Food Safety Authority, publicly announcing its commitment to a policy of enhanced transparency via the Science Strategy role and making research reports accessible on its website to all interested parties - including data on Monsanto’s genetically modified Frankenfood Insta-Tumour NK603 maize – a novel Mutant Meals food chain product that will eventually end up on their tables for dinner – and fuck up their kid’s DNA for generations to come.

However, the gospel according to information supplied by a crew of whistle-blowing snitches to the Pondscum Gazette, Monsanto is taking a page out of the AbbVie game book manual and threatening to sue the EFSA over the release of this data – raising suspicions and rife speculation that both AbbVie and the manky Monsanto might just have something to hide from the public consumer body concerning their dodgy drugs and ‘Mutant Meals’ crops and simply utilising the ‘commercially sensitive’ / patent factor to achieve that end.

Well of course the information’s ‘commercially sensitive’ – for if the public find out the drug’s useless – another over-hyped (and priced) placebo with more Russian roulette mortality risk factors associated with the fatal side effects than a Plutonium 239 enema, then no fucker or their dog’s going to buy the crap – and that hits the profit margin line. Ouch!
Same with Monsanto’s Roundup Ready ‘Glyphosate’ pesticides plus the mutant crops that are fucking up the DNA of every living thing they come into contact with – especially Mother Nature’s pollinators - the busy bees.

Thought for the day. Fuck Big Pharma and Big Agri - it’s all for profit and the worship of Mammon – with the duty of care has long ago gone by the board. Big Pharma aren’t out to cure anyone – only treat the symptoms – and the likes of Big Agri don’t give a toss who they poison as the US has given them – same as Big Pharma – a get out of jail free card indemnity clause if their products are proved to have contributed to the untimely demise of any person (killed them).

Big Six Agro-Chemical Bio-Wreckers to e-mail with protests: Monsanto, Syngenta, Dow Agrosciences, BASF, Bayer, and Pioneer (DuPont – who gave the Vietnamese Agent Orange ‘and’ napalm).

Big Bad Pharma: Johnson & Johnson, Pfizer, Roche, GlaxoSmithKline, Novartis, Bristol-Myers Squibb, Eli Lilly, Merck & Co, Bayer HealthCare, AstraZeneca, Sanofi and Abbott Laboratorie – and last but not least Baxter International – the people who brought you the deadly toxin-filled Sneezy Pig Flu vaccine that was designed to kick start the global cull of the human herd’s useless eaters.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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