In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Proposals fielded by the Libservative Coalition – a heap of shits for whom no fucker or their dog ever voted - to enact sweeping new Kafkaesque powers allowing the Government to withhold ‘sensitive’ (read ‘embarrassing’ and/or ‘incriminating’) information from open civil court cases and inquests have provoked a storm of protest from several honest members of the legal profession and a legion of Bolshie civil liberties campaigners.
More damning still is the fact that a socio-political moral impact study conducted by special advocates on Saturday afternoon in the saloon bar of Whitehall’s Pikey’s Retreat pub – these being the very people who would be tasked with overseeing such secret hearings - vehemently condemned the establishment of closed / in camera courts by corrupt government and civil service officials scheming to limit the scope of British justice to protect their own arses, due the potential of damage to the public interest.
Conversely, challenged over the issue by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s popular ‘Totalitarian Dystopia’ programme on Friday evening, PM Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron, in a pathetic attempt to justify this burgeoning culture of dishonesty that is consuming the coalition, stated for the public record that he personally disagreed.
To this end Scameron fielded the totally flawed reasoning that a closed court system was required to prevent terror suspects making personal injury ‘no win-no fee’ compensation claims against the security services in cases that involved sensitive intelligence material – such as instances of water boarding, anal gang rapes by MI6 thugs, holes drilled through the kneecaps with a Black & Decker – and suffering Abu Ghraib manicures and the fingernails ripped out with pliers.
In the typical evasive fashion of all politicians whose credibility has worn threadbare due an excess of mistruths, he made no attempt to justify the proposal to extend secret hearings to inquests and thus avoid further instances of criticism concerning the suspicious assisted suicides of senior government weapons inspectors then having to rig ‘hearings’ chaired by low-life career whitewash merchants like Lord Hutton of the Coverups.
Scameron further claimed ‘‘We need to have a legal way of reviewing unfounded allegations against our security services in court such as Third World shitholes like Saudi Arabia and Egypt do – and they don’t give a toss about civil liberties concerns.”
Secret courts besides, this is simply yet another draconian move to advance the Big Brother control freak state and justify such actions with the flawed rationalisation that state secrets cannot bear the eye of moral justice upon them – when the actual truth of the issue lies in the fact the singular purpose of this proposal is to avoid constitutional scrutiny and insulate establishment felons (war criminals, career pederasts, shirt-lifting closet cottagers etc) from exposure and prosecution – and too serve to target those the state considers a thorn in their side.
Applying the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight here, Scameron, as usual, exhibits a very disturbing economy concerning matters involving ‘the truth’ when he seeks to pose his faulty rhetoric over actual reality.
Here again we see the crooked twat pedalling a rehashed brand of Tory snake oil with a Libservative Coalition label – all to serve the instructions and agenda of his ZioNazi Rothshite crime syndicate bosses in the City. A scandalous display of stage-managed oriental legerdemain designed to distract the proletariat from the glaring ‘Who Dunnit’ truth.
In-camera courts, along with secret rigged inquiries and inquests- all calculated to prevent the exposure of crimes committed against – and false flag attacks on - their own population – as exhibited so perfectly on 7/7/2005 when Mohammed al Patsy and his three Jolly Jihadi cohorts from Leeds non-existent Shaheed Semtex Brigade were so dumb they missed the train and the pre-set military grade explosive devices detonated by remote radio wave signal ‘underneath’ the carriages of the three tube trains without them aboard with their piss-ant black pepper and peroxide backpack bombs.
Attacks carried out under a blanket of government conspiracy to generate a wave of Islamophobia and direct hatred against the populations of Broken Britain’s Muslim communities – and so justify further military excursions in Afghanistan and Iraq.
The government of the day under Tony Bliar refused to hold an inquiry into the 7/7 attacks claiming such would be counter-productive – for the guilty parties involved – absolutely. Eventually Justice Heather Hallett chaired an inquest several years down the road which decided that MI5 was staffed by a bunch of tossers, thickies and cunts – and that all Muslims were nasty fuckers who hate our democratic freedoms.
An Iraq War / dodgy dossier inquiry was eventually fielded six years after the event kick started and regardless of Gordon Brown not getting his wish of holding it in-camera, the entire fubar was nicely whitewashed by a compliant Sir John Chilcot, the 33rd Degree Master Mason inquiry’s chairman.
So too with Dr David Kelly’s ‘assisted suicide’ – denied an inquest that might have exposed the truth – Bliar and Co staged a pantomime inquiry chaired by career cover-up artist Lord Brian Hutton – a repeat of Lord Dougie Cullen concealing the truth of the Dunblane massacre and Thomas Watt Hamilton’s role as a paedo pimp for the Scottish Rite Freemasonry’s kiddie fiddling perverts infesting the corridors of Holyrood and the COPFS.
Yet another Masonic Brotherhood whitewash assigned to Sir Ronald Waterhouse and his inquiry into sordid tale of Bryn Estyn Children's Home in Wales and the elitist paedophilia scandal involving establishment child molesters – specifically senior Plod Squad officials - that took 3 years and cost £13 million quid to cover up.
Once again and so recently we have the Hollie Greig sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs / disabled children case which centres on Scotland’s crime and kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen – with her lay legal representative Robert Green being imprisoned on trumped up Breach of the Peace charges to silence him and close the exposure campaign down – with the hearings held at the remote Stonehaven Court and presided over by corrupted Masonic fraternity Procurator Fiscals and Sheriffs and the accused denied a trial by jury and the presentation of vital defence witnesses and documentary evidence.
Hmmm, why the fuck is it that everywhere you look in these matters of conspiratorial cover-ups the place is infested with Freemasons?
The same corrupt influences are behind these notorious in-camera Family Courts that are so secret it’s even an offence to mention them. Here again we see a perversion of British justice that should be abolished immediately if not sooner - wherein crooked ‘for profit’ motivated social services are dragging what they term unfit mothers / parents into these locked door / public and media excluded courts and having their kids snatched and put into care / up for adoption.
Let’s just forget the false benevolence and vitiated magnanimity ‘adoption’ stats targets and focus on the true objective of these secret courts - linked to an agenda which serves to positively endorse the current culture of state-sponsored child trafficking to feed the insidious perversions of the establishment’s pathetic kiddie fiddlers and the practice of Satanic rituals.
Yep, let’s not forget the fact that the jackboot’s first steps on the path to fascism are always tip-toe soft – and one at a time.
Now this tosspot Zionist stooge Scameron is attempting to go one step further down the fascist path to totalitarian control and secrecy with this pathetic 'Islamic terrorists might sue us for torturing them' excuse.
These sadly denigrated people – the Muslims - don’t really give a flying fuck about our purported ‘democratic freedoms’. What they’re pissed off about – and rightly so too – is having their religion maligned and families blasted all to Hell and back by US and NATO ‘Kill Every Fucker’ Predator drones – and the UK’s pro-Zionist politicians and banksters following the US / Great Satan’s lead in blaming Muslim terrorists for the false flag attacks on 9/11 and too the onus for 7/7 on Mohammed al Patsy & Co to generate a wave of scare-mongering paranoia and hysterical Islamophobia / National Bash a Muslim Week and provide a sort-of valid excuse to invade their sovereign nations and steal the natural resources – like the Afghan opium crops the Taliban had all but eradicated.
The gospel according to Shabby Acrobati, director of the civil liberties group Scum-Watch, claims “The Secret Justice Green Paper is not about criminal trials for terror suspects but contains sweeping proposals to shut out war widows, disaster victims and everyone else and their poor dog from open civil justice wherever Ministers define the “public interest” as being against their best interests.”
Considering the aim of successive governments is total control of the actions of the masses – along with their insatiable thirst to monitor our every thought and communication in real-time (phones, texts, e-mails, internet searches) – and thus pre-empt radical reactions as soon as any sign of oppositional defiance disorder rears its rebellious head – this is but a single step closer to achieving that objective.
Alas, while the purported motives to fully implement this agenda run the entire spectrum of dodgy pretexts - from terrorist watch to hacking to child porn eradication to cyber-security to copyright and anti-piracy monitoring – each and every one so far concocted falls short of persuading even the most gullible of the common herd’s number they need to surrender their civil liberties in entirety to provide the Big Brother state with the martial law style over-riding authority to protect them.
While Orwell’s iconic ‘1984’, Huxley’s ‘Brave New World’ and Kafka’s ‘The Trial’ all provide both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory texts were a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.
Thought for the day: How do you know when Posh Dave Scameron’s lying? His lips move.
Authorities hate – and fear - Oppositional Defiance Disorder: when a person starts thinking for themselves, inducing a state of independence, conscious self-awareness and a most annoying urge to ask awkward questions of government.
Fuck anarchy and nihilism - what we need is anarcho-syndicalism – an actual ochlocracy – perhaps better defined as a ‘mobocracy’ – government by the masses. No shit, what a harum-scarum, wild ride that would be.
Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the jack-booted political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the neighbourhood snitches, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.
Oh, and by the way, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE
Followers and visitors to the Prisoners of Conscience Skewed News Views weblog will doubtless be aware of, and conversant with, the Hollie Greig / Aberdeen paedo ring child sexual abuse scandal -
http://www.holliedemandsjustice.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLUgCO9PTUc : Hollie’s plea for Justice
- and too the fate of her lay legal representative and crusading champion Robert Green, convicted of a Breach of the Peace and imprisoned on 17th February 2012 for 12 months following a kangaroo trial wherein he was denied a jury or access to vital witnesses and documentary evidence seized from him following his arrest.
http://freerobertgreen.co.uk/
http://holliedemandsjustice-robertgreensblog.blogspot.com/
This courtroom fiasco prosecuted by Procurator Fiscals Anne Campbell and Stephen McGowan under the direction of Sheriff Edward ‘Bent’ Bowen (Masonic stooge) has now entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the only Breach of the Peace trial ever to take 24 months and cost in excess of £750,000 quid of taxpayers’ funds – for the crime of ‘thinking’ about handing out leaflets.
Oh well, in bonny Scotland, where graft and corruption infests and permeates each and every corner, nook and cranny of officialdom – and too much else, the judiciary and government are reduced to a state where they can no longer function without them.
The person responsible for the cover-up and suppression of any police investigation and COPFS prosecution into the Hollie serial rape scandal and too the vindictive arrest and persecution of Robert Green – on behalf of her corrupt Masonic cohorts - was Elish Angiolini in her various roles of Procurator Fiscal in Aberdeen, then later as Solicitor General, then as Lord Advocate – where she allegedly earned the title of the High Priestess of Caledonian Graft & Corruption.
Elish Angiolini has since been awarded, for her sins, the royal honour of Dame, and further elected as the next Principal of St Hugh’s College, Oxford – a seat she intends to assume this September.
For the record, Angiolini is the subject of an ongoing CID investigation in Scotland into the misuse of public funds related to a coverup of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse scandal and the contrived arrest of Robert Green - which carries the Crime Reference number of CS-20120125-0112.
This woman has a multitude of sins to answer for and if she does take up the position of Principal at St Hugh’s College in September then, on English soil, she might well be open for a citizen’s arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984.
The Oxford Students Union and students of St Hugh’s College are rumoured to be threatening the faculty with her seizure via a Citizen’s Arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 if she ever so much as dares set foot on their campus in September.
To campaign for the rescinding of Angiolini’s ‘Dame’ honour via Parliament and too to have the St Hugh’s Faculty withdraw their offer of position of Principal the above are rumoured to have last weekend set up an all-new Facebook group:
BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE.
So, anyone with an interest at tossing the big finger at authority and seeking justice for Hollie and Robert – and too dishing out a large helping of Karma’s ‘payback’ to Angiolini – aka ‘the dodgy Dame’ – then sign up and support the group.
Never forget a simple historical fact – one at a time we fall, but let the Beast beware when confronted with the potential of our numerical advantage (ref 1789 & 1917)- whose number is 144,000.
To wit, disregarding a swathe of threats from Angiolini’s COPFS / Masonic Mafia to close the Facebook BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE page down already, all that is posted thereon is the TRUTH and available in the cyberspace domain - and falls under the heading of Fair Comment in the Public Interest.
http://www.holliedemandsjustice.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLUgCO9PTUc : Hollie’s plea for Justice
- and too the fate of her lay legal representative and crusading champion Robert Green, convicted of a Breach of the Peace and imprisoned on 17th February 2012 for 12 months following a kangaroo trial wherein he was denied a jury or access to vital witnesses and documentary evidence seized from him following his arrest.
http://freerobertgreen.co.uk/
http://holliedemandsjustice-robertgreensblog.blogspot.com/
This courtroom fiasco prosecuted by Procurator Fiscals Anne Campbell and Stephen McGowan under the direction of Sheriff Edward ‘Bent’ Bowen (Masonic stooge) has now entered the Guinness Book of World Records as the only Breach of the Peace trial ever to take 24 months and cost in excess of £750,000 quid of taxpayers’ funds – for the crime of ‘thinking’ about handing out leaflets.
Oh well, in bonny Scotland, where graft and corruption infests and permeates each and every corner, nook and cranny of officialdom – and too much else, the judiciary and government are reduced to a state where they can no longer function without them.
The person responsible for the cover-up and suppression of any police investigation and COPFS prosecution into the Hollie serial rape scandal and too the vindictive arrest and persecution of Robert Green – on behalf of her corrupt Masonic cohorts - was Elish Angiolini in her various roles of Procurator Fiscal in Aberdeen, then later as Solicitor General, then as Lord Advocate – where she allegedly earned the title of the High Priestess of Caledonian Graft & Corruption.
Elish Angiolini has since been awarded, for her sins, the royal honour of Dame, and further elected as the next Principal of St Hugh’s College, Oxford – a seat she intends to assume this September.
For the record, Angiolini is the subject of an ongoing CID investigation in Scotland into the misuse of public funds related to a coverup of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse scandal and the contrived arrest of Robert Green - which carries the Crime Reference number of CS-20120125-0112.
This woman has a multitude of sins to answer for and if she does take up the position of Principal at St Hugh’s College in September then, on English soil, she might well be open for a citizen’s arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984.
The Oxford Students Union and students of St Hugh’s College are rumoured to be threatening the faculty with her seizure via a Citizen’s Arrest under the statutes of Section 24A of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 if she ever so much as dares set foot on their campus in September.
To campaign for the rescinding of Angiolini’s ‘Dame’ honour via Parliament and too to have the St Hugh’s Faculty withdraw their offer of position of Principal the above are rumoured to have last weekend set up an all-new Facebook group:
BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE.
So, anyone with an interest at tossing the big finger at authority and seeking justice for Hollie and Robert – and too dishing out a large helping of Karma’s ‘payback’ to Angiolini – aka ‘the dodgy Dame’ – then sign up and support the group.
Never forget a simple historical fact – one at a time we fall, but let the Beast beware when confronted with the potential of our numerical advantage (ref 1789 & 1917)- whose number is 144,000.
To wit, disregarding a swathe of threats from Angiolini’s COPFS / Masonic Mafia to close the Facebook BAN ANGIOLINI FROM ST HUGH’S COLLEGE page down already, all that is posted thereon is the TRUTH and available in the cyberspace domain - and falls under the heading of Fair Comment in the Public Interest.
ZioNazis Gone Ga-Ga: Billions Feared Dead
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Resorting to a most venal safety valve to vent frustrations over not getting their own way with a UN-sanctioned ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign against Assad’s Syrian regime – or the customary compliant backing of a sycophantic White House administration for an immediate pre-emptive first strike against Iran - on behalf of the psychopathic Edomite-infested Knesset, Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo went into ‘amok’ mode (another tantrum) and ordered a repeat of the 2008-2009 ‘Festive Season’ Operation Kill Every Fucker ‘shoot-three-for-two’ murder campaign with the saturation carpet bombing of the besieged Gaza Strip and the eradication of every rag-arsed goyim peon old enough to bleed – an assault aptly named this time around as ‘Operation Fish in a Barrel’.
Scores of air strikes on the blockaded Gaza enclave have snuffed a head count of thirty-five so far, including a dozen children, and scores more injured and maimed for life with DIME munitions, fragmentation bomb shrapnel and Willy-Pete ordnance – along with an errant motorbike and a tuk-tuk taken out by ‘not-so-smart’ bombs.
The primary raids occured late on Sunday following an announcement from PM Nuttyahoo that Israel would continue to launch air strikes on suspected Hamas hideaways in the coastal enclave as long as the IAF and IDF needed the target practice.
Once again the international community has been treated to a view of the human face of aggressive Israeli unilateralism as Nuttyahoo declared for the public record – and hopefully some not-too-distant future war crimes tribunal hearing - "We will return fire with fire while these Palestinian shits continue to throw stones at our troops and scribe offensive anti-Semitic slogans on their side of the Separation Wall. This is not the work of Banksy – it is Hamas-inspired.”
While the annals of history bear testament to a legion of instances of man’s inhumanity towards his fellow man – dating back to the days of Ötzi the Similaun Iceman (a cold case Neolithic homicide) – and too the murder of Mong, the Stone Age innovator of rudimentary cave drainage systems by disgruntled Luddite Neanderthals - the ZioNazi terrorist state of Israel have now added a whole new definition to the term due their despicable barbaric aggressions against the marginalised Palestinian enclave – demonstrated by a stellar example on Monday with the killing of three Palestinian kiddies, including 12-year-old Ayub Asaliya, shot by one of the IDF’s homicidal maniac snipers while on his way to school in the Jabaliya refugee camp for crayoning ‘Bobo Nuttyahoo Sux Cocks’ on the Separation Wall.
Alas, Gaza – for here the kikester psychopaths hold sway over a captive population encircled, besieged and trapped by Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall inside the biggest Hitlerian styled concentration camp on the planet and subjected to daily privations and repetitive waves of unbridled ZioNazi belligerence that constantly escapes censure by the Rothshite / AIPAC-dominated United Nations.
So, as the IDF’s 21st Ethnic Cleansing Regiment - backed up by elements of the 18th Hafganat Koah Battalion and the Sayeret Matkal’s Half-Cock Brigade - go on a state-sanctioned turkey shoot against what they brand as Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters, peace activists of moral conscience around the world are shouting from the rooftops why this hypocritical Arab League that demanded humanitarian intervention no-fly zones and air-strikes on Libya - and now too against the Syrian military - stand silent and refuse to stricture Tel Aviv’s outlaw Zionist terror regime as the Palestinians are mercilessly slaughtered.
Where are the cries of condemnation from such war-mongering savages as Sheikh Hamad bin Fat Git, the roly-poly ruler of Qatar, or the lard-arsed King Abdullah Six Chins of Saudi Arabia? Not a single critical peep out of any of the Western-Zionist puppet rulers of the oil-rich Islamic ‘monarchial’ states of the Gulf region against the land, aerial and naval siege that has turned the Gaza Strip into the world’s biggest open-air top security prison – nor the murder of their Muslim Semite brothers.
Any inclination towards protest and censure is muted by the blanket of hypocrisy they have chosen to wear – to their eternal shame and damnation.
The UK-based Jewish scholar Dr Shovrim Shtika, speaking to a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette, explained that “These low-life Edomites running Israel are all Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience and beholden to the Rothshite banking syndicate who have corrupted the Chosen People and Manifest Destiny doctrines so they can be used to establish Israel as the capital of their crime empire and a bastion to implement the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – hence achieve the objective ambition of the Greater Israel – stretching from Jerusalem to Washington in the West and to Mount Everest in the East.”
”These crypto-Jewish meshuggenahs that promote the insidious cult of Zionism, they are not the good Jews that follow the Torah – these are the evil Jews that follow the Talmud and Kabala and are Pharisees who worship the venal gods Saitan and Mammon.”
“Let me be honest here and stick my neck out and risk these labels of anti-Semitism and ‘self-hating Jew’ - for Israel is an outlaw terrorist state – born out of terrorism and founded on terrorism by the Stern Gang, the Haganah and the Irgun terrorist cells. Israel today is a nation of mongrel refugees and usurping land-grabbers devoid of any Semitic DNA in their mongrel genes – and the chauvinist cult of Zionism or the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually – not at the cost of the Palestinians being reduced to disaffected and marginalised refugees in their own country.”
“We are inundated with self-promoting boasts and propaganda from the kikester lobbies around the world, and specifically AIPAC in the US, that Israel is the showpiece of ‘Democracy’ in the fascist / plutocrat ruled Middle East region – which is a calculated fraud of Brobdingnagian proportions when we view the consistent oppression of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.”
Regardless, support the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign, and fuck the Rothshite banksters crime syndicate ZioNazis - and their New World Order.
Thought for the day: To eradicate any form of criticism and reproach for their war crimes and human rights abuses - such as the ethnic cleansing and slow-cook genocide campaigns against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – and too the outright murders of peace activists aboard Freedom Flotillas - the Israelis have stooped as low as they can get and hijacked the term ‘Semite’ as their very own - to wield as a formidable psychological weapon – for branding any fucker and their dog who would so censure their actions as anti-Semites - and wherever possible Holohoax deniers to boot – which their insidious Zionist lobbyists have ensured are classified as actual criminal offences.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain traces of anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah, hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and schadenfreude – along with the customary anti-Arab and Muslim racial sentiments, gross exaggeration, massive porkies, misaligned references and lashings of Islamophobia – plus quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy along with a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Regardless, have a nice day – unless of course you happen to be stuck inside the Gaza Strip – in which case, tough shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Resorting to a most venal safety valve to vent frustrations over not getting their own way with a UN-sanctioned ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign against Assad’s Syrian regime – or the customary compliant backing of a sycophantic White House administration for an immediate pre-emptive first strike against Iran - on behalf of the psychopathic Edomite-infested Knesset, Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo went into ‘amok’ mode (another tantrum) and ordered a repeat of the 2008-2009 ‘Festive Season’ Operation Kill Every Fucker ‘shoot-three-for-two’ murder campaign with the saturation carpet bombing of the besieged Gaza Strip and the eradication of every rag-arsed goyim peon old enough to bleed – an assault aptly named this time around as ‘Operation Fish in a Barrel’.
Scores of air strikes on the blockaded Gaza enclave have snuffed a head count of thirty-five so far, including a dozen children, and scores more injured and maimed for life with DIME munitions, fragmentation bomb shrapnel and Willy-Pete ordnance – along with an errant motorbike and a tuk-tuk taken out by ‘not-so-smart’ bombs.
The primary raids occured late on Sunday following an announcement from PM Nuttyahoo that Israel would continue to launch air strikes on suspected Hamas hideaways in the coastal enclave as long as the IAF and IDF needed the target practice.
Once again the international community has been treated to a view of the human face of aggressive Israeli unilateralism as Nuttyahoo declared for the public record – and hopefully some not-too-distant future war crimes tribunal hearing - "We will return fire with fire while these Palestinian shits continue to throw stones at our troops and scribe offensive anti-Semitic slogans on their side of the Separation Wall. This is not the work of Banksy – it is Hamas-inspired.”
While the annals of history bear testament to a legion of instances of man’s inhumanity towards his fellow man – dating back to the days of Ötzi the Similaun Iceman (a cold case Neolithic homicide) – and too the murder of Mong, the Stone Age innovator of rudimentary cave drainage systems by disgruntled Luddite Neanderthals - the ZioNazi terrorist state of Israel have now added a whole new definition to the term due their despicable barbaric aggressions against the marginalised Palestinian enclave – demonstrated by a stellar example on Monday with the killing of three Palestinian kiddies, including 12-year-old Ayub Asaliya, shot by one of the IDF’s homicidal maniac snipers while on his way to school in the Jabaliya refugee camp for crayoning ‘Bobo Nuttyahoo Sux Cocks’ on the Separation Wall.
Alas, Gaza – for here the kikester psychopaths hold sway over a captive population encircled, besieged and trapped by Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall inside the biggest Hitlerian styled concentration camp on the planet and subjected to daily privations and repetitive waves of unbridled ZioNazi belligerence that constantly escapes censure by the Rothshite / AIPAC-dominated United Nations.
So, as the IDF’s 21st Ethnic Cleansing Regiment - backed up by elements of the 18th Hafganat Koah Battalion and the Sayeret Matkal’s Half-Cock Brigade - go on a state-sanctioned turkey shoot against what they brand as Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters, peace activists of moral conscience around the world are shouting from the rooftops why this hypocritical Arab League that demanded humanitarian intervention no-fly zones and air-strikes on Libya - and now too against the Syrian military - stand silent and refuse to stricture Tel Aviv’s outlaw Zionist terror regime as the Palestinians are mercilessly slaughtered.
Where are the cries of condemnation from such war-mongering savages as Sheikh Hamad bin Fat Git, the roly-poly ruler of Qatar, or the lard-arsed King Abdullah Six Chins of Saudi Arabia? Not a single critical peep out of any of the Western-Zionist puppet rulers of the oil-rich Islamic ‘monarchial’ states of the Gulf region against the land, aerial and naval siege that has turned the Gaza Strip into the world’s biggest open-air top security prison – nor the murder of their Muslim Semite brothers.
Any inclination towards protest and censure is muted by the blanket of hypocrisy they have chosen to wear – to their eternal shame and damnation.
The UK-based Jewish scholar Dr Shovrim Shtika, speaking to a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette, explained that “These low-life Edomites running Israel are all Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience and beholden to the Rothshite banking syndicate who have corrupted the Chosen People and Manifest Destiny doctrines so they can be used to establish Israel as the capital of their crime empire and a bastion to implement the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – hence achieve the objective ambition of the Greater Israel – stretching from Jerusalem to Washington in the West and to Mount Everest in the East.”
”These crypto-Jewish meshuggenahs that promote the insidious cult of Zionism, they are not the good Jews that follow the Torah – these are the evil Jews that follow the Talmud and Kabala and are Pharisees who worship the venal gods Saitan and Mammon.”
“Let me be honest here and stick my neck out and risk these labels of anti-Semitism and ‘self-hating Jew’ - for Israel is an outlaw terrorist state – born out of terrorism and founded on terrorism by the Stern Gang, the Haganah and the Irgun terrorist cells. Israel today is a nation of mongrel refugees and usurping land-grabbers devoid of any Semitic DNA in their mongrel genes – and the chauvinist cult of Zionism or the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually – not at the cost of the Palestinians being reduced to disaffected and marginalised refugees in their own country.”
“We are inundated with self-promoting boasts and propaganda from the kikester lobbies around the world, and specifically AIPAC in the US, that Israel is the showpiece of ‘Democracy’ in the fascist / plutocrat ruled Middle East region – which is a calculated fraud of Brobdingnagian proportions when we view the consistent oppression of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.”
Regardless, support the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign, and fuck the Rothshite banksters crime syndicate ZioNazis - and their New World Order.
Thought for the day: To eradicate any form of criticism and reproach for their war crimes and human rights abuses - such as the ethnic cleansing and slow-cook genocide campaigns against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – and too the outright murders of peace activists aboard Freedom Flotillas - the Israelis have stooped as low as they can get and hijacked the term ‘Semite’ as their very own - to wield as a formidable psychological weapon – for branding any fucker and their dog who would so censure their actions as anti-Semites - and wherever possible Holohoax deniers to boot – which their insidious Zionist lobbyists have ensured are classified as actual criminal offences.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain traces of anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah, hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and schadenfreude – along with the customary anti-Arab and Muslim racial sentiments, gross exaggeration, massive porkies, misaligned references and lashings of Islamophobia – plus quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy along with a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Regardless, have a nice day – unless of course you happen to be stuck inside the Gaza Strip – in which case, tough shit.
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Monday, 12 March 2012
Afghan War Biggest Fuckup Since Creation
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A mere three weeks ago the civilised world was treated to a graphic display of Afghan Army squaddies from the 18th Kabul Bonkers Brigade going squirly and snuffing the Great Satan’s infidel NATO troops for burning a barrow-load of Korans in the prison garbage dump at Bagram Air Base – bolstered by mob riots of the Faithful condemning the same heinous crime of sacrilege and ripping each other’s heads off in their demented frustrations.
US officials have apologised repeatedly for the incident at the Kabul NATO base, but failed to quell a widespread series of anti-Western protests and attacks that have so far killed at least thirty people and six US troops.
Now, at the polar opposite end of the total lunatic fringe scale and to add to the generalised fucked-up situation of winning hearts and minds a US grunt has a bit of a bad day, gets stressed out and goes off the deep end - killing every civilian Afghan enough to bleed.
Anti-US sentiment is already at a critical mass ‘eruption’ level in Afghanistan after their GI’s, not too switched on in the cerebral grey matter or political correctness departments, burnt copies of the Koran last month as a vindictive, albeit symbolic retaliatory gesture aimed as a counter to the fact Muslims hate Western democratic freedoms.
So, applying base logic, the question of the day has got to be: ‘Who the fuck is actually in charge of the Great Satan’s uniformed psychopaths and homicidal maniacs assigned to the USFOR-A and Operation Enduring Warfare over there in the Graveyard of Empires - General John R. Allen (aka Old Knobhead) or Wiley T. Coyote?’
One initial report in the Warmongers Gazette claims that Staff Sergeant Dwayne G. Dorkbender III, who arrived in Afghanistan three weeks ago from his post at the MacDildo Military Base in Florida to join the ranks of the 21st Body Bag Regiment, had experienced a bad trip after smoking too much raw opium while on duty guarding the poppy crops at Kandahar in Bellend Province and went – in army parlance - ‘slightly ballistic’ (no pun intended) slaughtering 17 innocent civilians – men and women – along with 9 children and a score of goats - and wounding as many more.
NATO-ISAF Commander Billy Bob Redneck issued a press release stating that the incident was deeply regrettable and they had dispatched a stream of official “Whoops – Sorry!” apology-grams to the surviving members of the affected families.
“Well, here we have just another fuck-up in a long line of fuck-ups in this Third World shithole – so obviously we’ll be investigating what the fuck happened and be doubly cautious whom we issue with an M60 and belts of ammo in future.”
Mobs of unwashed peasant types have reportedly gathered near the NATO base in the Panscrubber district of Kandahar - the spiritual home of the Taliban Dan Gang and a hive of insurgent activity - to protest about Sunday's killings – with the US Embassy in Kabul advising against travel to the area by campers, sightseers or holiday-makers due the threat of anti-US reprisals.
In Kabul, Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Sociopaths Review on behalf of his Kleptocracy Party cabinet condemned Staff Sergeant Dorkbender’s murderous rampage and demanded immediate compensation for the dead and wounded to be paid to the Ministry for Graft & Corruption in hard foreign currency – preferably gold or diamonds.
Thought for the day: For a foreign – and too ‘infidel’ - military force that invaded the sovereign state of Afghanistan in 2001 to chase off the nasty Taliban and catch up with Osama bin Laden, the Al Qaeda head honcho, they’ve managed to kill more fucking civilians than Taliban Dan’s Gang ever did – hence the Great Satan and NATO are now about as popular as a gaggle of lepers at a christening – and Afghan patience is wearing very thin – to the point that life was better under the old regime than the current US / Himid Karzai circus without a tent fiasco.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
A mere three weeks ago the civilised world was treated to a graphic display of Afghan Army squaddies from the 18th Kabul Bonkers Brigade going squirly and snuffing the Great Satan’s infidel NATO troops for burning a barrow-load of Korans in the prison garbage dump at Bagram Air Base – bolstered by mob riots of the Faithful condemning the same heinous crime of sacrilege and ripping each other’s heads off in their demented frustrations.
US officials have apologised repeatedly for the incident at the Kabul NATO base, but failed to quell a widespread series of anti-Western protests and attacks that have so far killed at least thirty people and six US troops.
Now, at the polar opposite end of the total lunatic fringe scale and to add to the generalised fucked-up situation of winning hearts and minds a US grunt has a bit of a bad day, gets stressed out and goes off the deep end - killing every civilian Afghan enough to bleed.
Anti-US sentiment is already at a critical mass ‘eruption’ level in Afghanistan after their GI’s, not too switched on in the cerebral grey matter or political correctness departments, burnt copies of the Koran last month as a vindictive, albeit symbolic retaliatory gesture aimed as a counter to the fact Muslims hate Western democratic freedoms.
So, applying base logic, the question of the day has got to be: ‘Who the fuck is actually in charge of the Great Satan’s uniformed psychopaths and homicidal maniacs assigned to the USFOR-A and Operation Enduring Warfare over there in the Graveyard of Empires - General John R. Allen (aka Old Knobhead) or Wiley T. Coyote?’
One initial report in the Warmongers Gazette claims that Staff Sergeant Dwayne G. Dorkbender III, who arrived in Afghanistan three weeks ago from his post at the MacDildo Military Base in Florida to join the ranks of the 21st Body Bag Regiment, had experienced a bad trip after smoking too much raw opium while on duty guarding the poppy crops at Kandahar in Bellend Province and went – in army parlance - ‘slightly ballistic’ (no pun intended) slaughtering 17 innocent civilians – men and women – along with 9 children and a score of goats - and wounding as many more.
NATO-ISAF Commander Billy Bob Redneck issued a press release stating that the incident was deeply regrettable and they had dispatched a stream of official “Whoops – Sorry!” apology-grams to the surviving members of the affected families.
“Well, here we have just another fuck-up in a long line of fuck-ups in this Third World shithole – so obviously we’ll be investigating what the fuck happened and be doubly cautious whom we issue with an M60 and belts of ammo in future.”
Mobs of unwashed peasant types have reportedly gathered near the NATO base in the Panscrubber district of Kandahar - the spiritual home of the Taliban Dan Gang and a hive of insurgent activity - to protest about Sunday's killings – with the US Embassy in Kabul advising against travel to the area by campers, sightseers or holiday-makers due the threat of anti-US reprisals.
In Kabul, Afghan President Hamid Kami-Karzai, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Sociopaths Review on behalf of his Kleptocracy Party cabinet condemned Staff Sergeant Dorkbender’s murderous rampage and demanded immediate compensation for the dead and wounded to be paid to the Ministry for Graft & Corruption in hard foreign currency – preferably gold or diamonds.
Thought for the day: For a foreign – and too ‘infidel’ - military force that invaded the sovereign state of Afghanistan in 2001 to chase off the nasty Taliban and catch up with Osama bin Laden, the Al Qaeda head honcho, they’ve managed to kill more fucking civilians than Taliban Dan’s Gang ever did – hence the Great Satan and NATO are now about as popular as a gaggle of lepers at a christening – and Afghan patience is wearing very thin – to the point that life was better under the old regime than the current US / Himid Karzai circus without a tent fiasco.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Punchy MP Gets Parliamentary Asbo
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
MP Eric ‘Biffo’ Joyce has been fined £3,000 quid and banned from the entire Troublespot Taverns pub chain for three months after he admitted assaulting fellow – albeit ‘opposition’ - politicians in the House of Conmans bar.
Joyce, the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk in Scotland, head-butted Georgie Porgy, the Conservative MP for Pudding & Pie, during a heated argument at the Strangers' Bar which centred on accusations that Mr Porgy had kissed Alice the barmaid and made her cry.
While running amok and threatening to kill or maim everyone old enough to bleed, Joyce further put the boot in Tory councillors Humpty Dumpty and Bo Peep, and pushed Lib-Dum MP Dr Foster into a puddle of piss in the gent’s toilets.
After sentence at Westminster Magistrates' Court, Joyce informed one press hack from the Brass Neck Gazette that he intended to stay on as an MP.
“Why the fuck would I chuck this great little earner in just cos I duffed up a couple of scally bastard Tories. Tony Bliar never resigned over the illegal invasion of Iraq – nor fer havin’ poor Dr David Kelly suicided either – or the fubar 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks he authorised ter demonise the country’s Muslim community an’ generate a wave of Islamophobia ter justify the wars in Iraq an’ Afghanistan.”
Joyce, who had to be restrained by several Plod Squad officers following the attacks, which ringside witnesses described as like a scene from the Wild West, was also slapped with a 12-month community order which included a curfew from Friday to Sunday
According to witness testimony in court, Joyce had been mixing pints of Topless Totty 8% ABV real ale with Pit Bull Brewery’s 12% ‘Dogbite’ lager in the House of Conmans Strangers Bar before going into his inebriated berserker and shouted at the Parliamentary plod detail "Yer can't touch me, ya Sassenach bastards, I'm a fuckin’ MP!"
The Parliamentary record shows that Joyce has been the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk since December 2007, and before entering politics had served in the Army as a Welfare Officer at Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
MP Eric ‘Biffo’ Joyce has been fined £3,000 quid and banned from the entire Troublespot Taverns pub chain for three months after he admitted assaulting fellow – albeit ‘opposition’ - politicians in the House of Conmans bar.
Joyce, the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk in Scotland, head-butted Georgie Porgy, the Conservative MP for Pudding & Pie, during a heated argument at the Strangers' Bar which centred on accusations that Mr Porgy had kissed Alice the barmaid and made her cry.
While running amok and threatening to kill or maim everyone old enough to bleed, Joyce further put the boot in Tory councillors Humpty Dumpty and Bo Peep, and pushed Lib-Dum MP Dr Foster into a puddle of piss in the gent’s toilets.
After sentence at Westminster Magistrates' Court, Joyce informed one press hack from the Brass Neck Gazette that he intended to stay on as an MP.
“Why the fuck would I chuck this great little earner in just cos I duffed up a couple of scally bastard Tories. Tony Bliar never resigned over the illegal invasion of Iraq – nor fer havin’ poor Dr David Kelly suicided either – or the fubar 7/7 false flag terrorist attacks he authorised ter demonise the country’s Muslim community an’ generate a wave of Islamophobia ter justify the wars in Iraq an’ Afghanistan.”
Joyce, who had to be restrained by several Plod Squad officers following the attacks, which ringside witnesses described as like a scene from the Wild West, was also slapped with a 12-month community order which included a curfew from Friday to Sunday
According to witness testimony in court, Joyce had been mixing pints of Topless Totty 8% ABV real ale with Pit Bull Brewery’s 12% ‘Dogbite’ lager in the House of Conmans Strangers Bar before going into his inebriated berserker and shouted at the Parliamentary plod detail "Yer can't touch me, ya Sassenach bastards, I'm a fuckin’ MP!"
The Parliamentary record shows that Joyce has been the New Labour MP for East Thugkirk since December 2007, and before entering politics had served in the Army as a Welfare Officer at Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Lib-Dum Clegg Admits “We’re Tories Now”
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Librarian-Dummercrat leader Nick Clogg has informed party radicals and other assorted Bolshie activists they must move on in the wake of adverse public reaction and debates concerning more scent than substance pre-election promises on university tuition fees and the NHS – and too the fate of disability employment subsidies - being broken to suit the capricious whims of their dominant Tory coalition partners and hence wiping out what meagre stock of credibility the Lib-Dum Party ever possessed.
Clogg went into dummy-spitting mode during his pep talk at a rally in Gateshead on Friday evening and admonished party members for whingeing, stating that they should stop lamenting and start shouting Lib-Dum achievements from the rooftops – but failed to clarify for his mystified audience what those cryptic achievements actually were.
“Really, I’m surrounded by moaning gits going on about us prostituting ourselves simply to give the Tories a leg-up into Downing Street. Let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for this fucked-up coalition opportunity we’d have as much chance of getting a foot inside Number 10’s door as shoving ice cream up a meerkat’s arse with a steamed chilli hotdog.”
“Just get over it – no more resorting to 20/20 hindsight and pointing fingers - we’re Tories now – and they’ve got a damn sight more money than we have.”
"We've made some difficult decisions, not all of them popular – like having to say “Yes, Dave” – “No Dave” and “Three bags full, Dave” - but we made all of them with only one test in mind - were they what the government’s Rothshite bankster bosses wanted – and will it help promote EUSSR Federalisation and get the UK into joining the actual eurozone so we can borrow more money off the IMF.”
“This government is now fairer, freer and greener due the Lib-Dums being part of it – so no more looking back – and think of the future we’re building for our children – even if they won’t be able to afford a University education or get free healthcare any more."
"So let's tear off that rear view mirror and look straight ahead. Let's get on with the job that we all came into politics to do and expedite the New World Order agenda.”
Conversely, yet another leaked letter from the Lib-Dum’s loose-lipped Business Secretary Vince Cobble printed in this week’s Apostates Gazette claims the Libservative Coalition government's economic policies to solve Broken Britain’s crippling ‘Debtocracy’ curse lacked vision due George Osborne being in charge of the Treasury and were more fucked up than a soup sandwich.
Cobble further criticised the controversial Health and Social Care Bill's proposals which include giving GPs control of much of the NHS budget and opening up the health service to greater competition from the private and voluntary sector.
Cobble warned of back-door privatisation which he speculated could well lead to a major fubar alike the post-British Rail snafu with that sector of the transport industry placed squarely in the grasping paws of ‘profit-over-service’ companies such as Ripoff Rail, Rattle-Track, First Crapita, Sardine Mainline and Notwork Trains that still depend on government subsidies yet have the audacity to charge mega-bucks in fares for not-fit-for-purpose services.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Librarian-Dummercrat leader Nick Clogg has informed party radicals and other assorted Bolshie activists they must move on in the wake of adverse public reaction and debates concerning more scent than substance pre-election promises on university tuition fees and the NHS – and too the fate of disability employment subsidies - being broken to suit the capricious whims of their dominant Tory coalition partners and hence wiping out what meagre stock of credibility the Lib-Dum Party ever possessed.
Clogg went into dummy-spitting mode during his pep talk at a rally in Gateshead on Friday evening and admonished party members for whingeing, stating that they should stop lamenting and start shouting Lib-Dum achievements from the rooftops – but failed to clarify for his mystified audience what those cryptic achievements actually were.
“Really, I’m surrounded by moaning gits going on about us prostituting ourselves simply to give the Tories a leg-up into Downing Street. Let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for this fucked-up coalition opportunity we’d have as much chance of getting a foot inside Number 10’s door as shoving ice cream up a meerkat’s arse with a steamed chilli hotdog.”
“Just get over it – no more resorting to 20/20 hindsight and pointing fingers - we’re Tories now – and they’ve got a damn sight more money than we have.”
"We've made some difficult decisions, not all of them popular – like having to say “Yes, Dave” – “No Dave” and “Three bags full, Dave” - but we made all of them with only one test in mind - were they what the government’s Rothshite bankster bosses wanted – and will it help promote EUSSR Federalisation and get the UK into joining the actual eurozone so we can borrow more money off the IMF.”
“This government is now fairer, freer and greener due the Lib-Dums being part of it – so no more looking back – and think of the future we’re building for our children – even if they won’t be able to afford a University education or get free healthcare any more."
"So let's tear off that rear view mirror and look straight ahead. Let's get on with the job that we all came into politics to do and expedite the New World Order agenda.”
Conversely, yet another leaked letter from the Lib-Dum’s loose-lipped Business Secretary Vince Cobble printed in this week’s Apostates Gazette claims the Libservative Coalition government's economic policies to solve Broken Britain’s crippling ‘Debtocracy’ curse lacked vision due George Osborne being in charge of the Treasury and were more fucked up than a soup sandwich.
Cobble further criticised the controversial Health and Social Care Bill's proposals which include giving GPs control of much of the NHS budget and opening up the health service to greater competition from the private and voluntary sector.
Cobble warned of back-door privatisation which he speculated could well lead to a major fubar alike the post-British Rail snafu with that sector of the transport industry placed squarely in the grasping paws of ‘profit-over-service’ companies such as Ripoff Rail, Rattle-Track, First Crapita, Sardine Mainline and Notwork Trains that still depend on government subsidies yet have the audacity to charge mega-bucks in fares for not-fit-for-purpose services.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Saturday, 10 March 2012
Big Brother NLP Targets 2-year Olds
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Children as young as two who display signs of violent and aggressive behaviour at nursery will be targeted for ‘intensive’ tuition sessions in social skills and how to comport themselves under moronic plans unveiled by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next yesterday.
The notorious Common Purpose social engineering brainwashing ‘charity’ is rumoured to be working with the Ministry for Whitewash & Coverups on how to dodge a public outcry and the usual brouhaha that erupts around stupid government schemes if disruptive toddlers are pulled from regular kindergarten classes and dispatched to special army-administered centres (military prisons) to undergo compulsory neuro-linguistic programming sessions aimed at anger management and get on with their ‘Big Society’ multicultural classmates before starting formal school.
Under the totalitarian Orwellian proposals made by the government’s self-styled behaviour tsar, Charles ‘Pitbull’ Taylor, schools and nurseries will be encouraged to identify (read ‘target’) children who could benefit from help to tackle their anti-social behaviour in an effort to prevent them developing into Bolshie ochlocratic revolutionaries that might one day be inclined to form their very own radical mobocracy movements and overthrow the useless government – and re-invent the iconic wheel – along with the flawed Crapitalist system.
The proposal is part of a package drawn up by Common Purpose and Taylor, a career martinet and former welfare officer at Iraq’s infamous Abu Ghraib Prison, to improve provisions for disruptive youngsters in the wake of last summer’s riots which followed the extra-judicial illegal killing (murder) of alleged Tottenham bad boy Mark Duggan by the Met Plod Squad’s armed Renta-Thug Unit – which resulted in 95% of Broken Britain’s city-based commercial and retail businesses being looted and torched by unemployed anarchists out for a bit of fun.
Unveiling the plan, Taylor, a self-promoting school discipline expert of dubious credentials, announced the aim was to help children at an early stage rather than waiting until they started throwing people out of windows when they reached 14 or 15 - claiming it’s a lot simpler to tackle and modify poor behaviour among younger children due the obvious fact they’re so much easier to intimidate and put the ‘frighteners’ on at two or three years of age.
Taylor is the incumbent headmaster of the Thrashers Asbo Central Academy in London’s Slumborough Hamlets, which caters exclusively for the children of convicted war criminals, serial killers and other associated homicidal maniacs - along with pupils afflicted with bizarre phobias plus an assortment of behavioural and emotional problems.
Speaking to a press hack from the Neo-Fascist Gazette he explained “Often these children are showing some quite extreme attitude patterns very early on – and basically a tantrum is nothing less than a one-man riot – which is where all this oppositional defiance disorder syndrome begins and kids start thinking for themselves – and the last thing any government needs is for the peasants to go into individuality mode and become conscious of what’s wrong in this world.”
“The next thing they reach adolescence and the hormones kick in and we have a bunch of budding nihilist rebels on our hands. First off they start wearing hoodies and Doc Martens and shaving their heads and inventing secret handshakes and having tribal tattoos. Next they’re taking a critical look at what the government’s up to and asking all sorts of awkward questions like “Who killed Cock Robin?” and “Why didn’t David Kelly’s assisted suicide warrant a coroner’s inquest?” or “Why did Tony Bliar put a media gag order on the Operation Ore paedophile / child porno ring expose?”
In Taylor’s unqualified opinion, young children should learn simple social skills – such as asking for things without resorting to mugging people.
“It’s about training them how to behave properly in school, what the rules are, how to contain themselves, and how to express themselves without a claw hammer or bladed weapon or pick axe shaft in their hands.”
“We need an increased focus on effective assessment and identification of children’s needs. This should take place as early as possible – preferably straight after they’re weaned and before their anti-social behaviour has deteriorated to the extent that castration – or permanent exile north of Hadrian’s Wall is the only option left open to polite society.”
“Under my scheme, feral youngsters from the age of two could be given intensive help by expert staff outside their pre-school facility and in some cases sent to specialist nurseries.” (Kinder-Prisons).
“From five, disruptive youngsters would be placed in out of sight - out of mind Pupil Referral Units (cages) which will be linked to schools through a razor wire tunnel and where other kids can go and feed them, spit at them and poke them with sticks.”
Taylor’s own Slumborough Hamlets school has a nursery section (large cage) which accepts up to eight children at a time aged between three and five.
“The best thing that happens in my own school by miles is actually the ‘intervention’ thing we do with rowdy three and four-year-olds - when I put my hobnail boots on and give the little shits a good kicking and make sure they take their ADHD Syndrome medications.”
Thought for the day: Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the jack-booted political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Children as young as two who display signs of violent and aggressive behaviour at nursery will be targeted for ‘intensive’ tuition sessions in social skills and how to comport themselves under moronic plans unveiled by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next yesterday.
The notorious Common Purpose social engineering brainwashing ‘charity’ is rumoured to be working with the Ministry for Whitewash & Coverups on how to dodge a public outcry and the usual brouhaha that erupts around stupid government schemes if disruptive toddlers are pulled from regular kindergarten classes and dispatched to special army-administered centres (military prisons) to undergo compulsory neuro-linguistic programming sessions aimed at anger management and get on with their ‘Big Society’ multicultural classmates before starting formal school.
Under the totalitarian Orwellian proposals made by the government’s self-styled behaviour tsar, Charles ‘Pitbull’ Taylor, schools and nurseries will be encouraged to identify (read ‘target’) children who could benefit from help to tackle their anti-social behaviour in an effort to prevent them developing into Bolshie ochlocratic revolutionaries that might one day be inclined to form their very own radical mobocracy movements and overthrow the useless government – and re-invent the iconic wheel – along with the flawed Crapitalist system.
The proposal is part of a package drawn up by Common Purpose and Taylor, a career martinet and former welfare officer at Iraq’s infamous Abu Ghraib Prison, to improve provisions for disruptive youngsters in the wake of last summer’s riots which followed the extra-judicial illegal killing (murder) of alleged Tottenham bad boy Mark Duggan by the Met Plod Squad’s armed Renta-Thug Unit – which resulted in 95% of Broken Britain’s city-based commercial and retail businesses being looted and torched by unemployed anarchists out for a bit of fun.
Unveiling the plan, Taylor, a self-promoting school discipline expert of dubious credentials, announced the aim was to help children at an early stage rather than waiting until they started throwing people out of windows when they reached 14 or 15 - claiming it’s a lot simpler to tackle and modify poor behaviour among younger children due the obvious fact they’re so much easier to intimidate and put the ‘frighteners’ on at two or three years of age.
Taylor is the incumbent headmaster of the Thrashers Asbo Central Academy in London’s Slumborough Hamlets, which caters exclusively for the children of convicted war criminals, serial killers and other associated homicidal maniacs - along with pupils afflicted with bizarre phobias plus an assortment of behavioural and emotional problems.
Speaking to a press hack from the Neo-Fascist Gazette he explained “Often these children are showing some quite extreme attitude patterns very early on – and basically a tantrum is nothing less than a one-man riot – which is where all this oppositional defiance disorder syndrome begins and kids start thinking for themselves – and the last thing any government needs is for the peasants to go into individuality mode and become conscious of what’s wrong in this world.”
“The next thing they reach adolescence and the hormones kick in and we have a bunch of budding nihilist rebels on our hands. First off they start wearing hoodies and Doc Martens and shaving their heads and inventing secret handshakes and having tribal tattoos. Next they’re taking a critical look at what the government’s up to and asking all sorts of awkward questions like “Who killed Cock Robin?” and “Why didn’t David Kelly’s assisted suicide warrant a coroner’s inquest?” or “Why did Tony Bliar put a media gag order on the Operation Ore paedophile / child porno ring expose?”
In Taylor’s unqualified opinion, young children should learn simple social skills – such as asking for things without resorting to mugging people.
“It’s about training them how to behave properly in school, what the rules are, how to contain themselves, and how to express themselves without a claw hammer or bladed weapon or pick axe shaft in their hands.”
“We need an increased focus on effective assessment and identification of children’s needs. This should take place as early as possible – preferably straight after they’re weaned and before their anti-social behaviour has deteriorated to the extent that castration – or permanent exile north of Hadrian’s Wall is the only option left open to polite society.”
“Under my scheme, feral youngsters from the age of two could be given intensive help by expert staff outside their pre-school facility and in some cases sent to specialist nurseries.” (Kinder-Prisons).
“From five, disruptive youngsters would be placed in out of sight - out of mind Pupil Referral Units (cages) which will be linked to schools through a razor wire tunnel and where other kids can go and feed them, spit at them and poke them with sticks.”
Taylor’s own Slumborough Hamlets school has a nursery section (large cage) which accepts up to eight children at a time aged between three and five.
“The best thing that happens in my own school by miles is actually the ‘intervention’ thing we do with rowdy three and four-year-olds - when I put my hobnail boots on and give the little shits a good kicking and make sure they take their ADHD Syndrome medications.”
Thought for the day: Be it this vaunted yet hypocritical doctrine of Democracy, or the all-consuming Communism system, or the jack-booted political censorship of Fascism at its worse – whatever mask they wear each is a dictatorship set against the interests of the proletariat - and their tools of enforcement are the red-tape bureaucracy, the plod squads and ultimately, the nation’s military.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
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