Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The rogue ZioNazi state of Israel has rejected calls by UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon to enforce a stop on the 24/7 flat-out construction of illegal kikester settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank.
During a joint press conference with the UN chief in Jerusalem on Wednesday, reported in the Pound of Flesh Gazette, Israel’s ultra-Jabobinskyist Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo claimed that a halt in the illegal settlement activities cannot be a precondition to re-continuing peace talks with the Palestinian Authority.
Nuttyahoo informed Ban that “Israel’s founding fathers put a lot of effort into stealing this country and we’re not inclined to give any of it back.”
The more scent than substance negotiations between the Palestinian Authority and the pariah Israeli state’s Knesset stalled in September 2010 after Yetzer Hara, the Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, declined to renew a 10-month freeze on the illegal settlement construction in the West Bank.
The Korean UN chief also met with the Palestinian leader Mahmoud ‘Three Chins’ Abbas in Ramallah during his visit, who informed him “The Israelis tell us all options are on the negotiating table – but that is a pile of camel shit. As far as we can see maybe all options are open - except ‘peace’. But this is a commodity these greedy Zionist scumbags will never allow us to enjoy again now they’ve stolen all our lands under this delusional myth that they are God’s Chosen People and this is their Promised Land spoken of in the Pentateuch – and ratified by the Balfour Declaration.”
“Our fathers have been here for thousands of years – we are the true Semite owners of Palestine – not these shifty Shylock-come-lately Khazar Jews of convenience who landed here after the Second World War pogroms, all waving their copies of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion and then their terrorist gangs drove us off our farms. Their continued illegal occupation of the West Bank and the usurpation of our lands is a ticking demographic time-bomb that is reaching a critical mass state with every further dunam of land they steal, and is due to explode with a calamitous mega-nuclear Third Intifada chain reaction.”
“But we tell them these facts and it’s oh-ho, here we go again – we are bombarded with a hail of shouts of that threadbare and clichéd old favourite of theirs: ‘anti-Semitism’. Such drivel – we are the Semites – not these Ashkenazi mongrel tosspots from Europe and Russia. But this is their customary chutzpah – their hasbara – to anaesthetise public debate and stifle the growing barrage of contradictory opinions and condemnations.”
“Anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial – those are the accusations these racist pigs throw at our supporters – the human rights and wrongs activists around the world - and those pushing the BDS campaign against the Israeli’s apartheid and racist treatment of our people – here and in the besieged Gaza Strip. Yet the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign is not aimed at Jews but the obscene and craven cult of Zionism.”
“Curfews, checkpoints, land confiscation, home demolitions, harassment by IDF troops and illegal settlers – plus a host of other insidious aspects of the ZioNazi’s criminal occupation all add to the fun and games of a Palestinian’s daily life in the West Bank – and the kidnapping and murder of our youths to have their body parts stolen to supply the kikesters black market transplant organ trade.”
“But what chance is there for justice to be dispensed in our favour against the kikester lobbyists of AIPAC at the UN? Your Security Council votes for ‘humanitarian intervention’ in Libya and NATO have Gaddafi murdered in the name of democracy. But for us there is nothing done against the war crimes and human rights violations committed against the populations of Gaza and the West Bank. This slow-cook genocide and ethnic cleansing will continue until we become alike the Dodo – and there are none of us left and Israel has all our lands.”
Secretary Ban later undertook a tour of the Gaza Strip to investigate Israeli complaints concerning the anti-ZioNazi graffiti daubed by Hamas on the Palestinian side of the Great Apartheid Wall that besieges the coastal enclave in the biggest concentration camp on the planet – where his convoy was subjected to a bombardment of shoes and flip-flops thrown by an unimpressed proletariat chanting “Zionist stooge!”
Thought for the day. Why is it called the ‘occupied’ West Bank? - due it being ‘occupied’ by half a million illegal Israeli squatters and their squads of IDF protectors.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ Zionist nutters and may contain traces of Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
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Saturday, 4 February 2012
Friday, 3 February 2012
Will all Scumbags lose Royal Honours?
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Commenting yesterday on Fred Goodwin’s knighthood being revoked with ‘extreme prejudice’ by Her Royal Ruthlessness Queen Lizzie, New Labour’s disaster of an ex-chancellor Alistair Darling - himself a major contributor to Britain current state of ‘brokenness’ – and doubly-condemning he being one of Goodwin’s fellow Scots - opined to a press hack from the Dogwankers Review that the decision was a case of sour grapes as poor old Fred wasn’t the only bankster responsible for causing the biggest recession to hit the UK since the last recession.
In reply, and too, Royal defence, Buckingham Palace issued a riposte that Her Majesty QE2 had cancelled and annulled the title on the advice of the dreaded and formidable black-hooded Forfeiture Committee – who work on the doctrine of revenge being a meal best savoured cold – and whose members comprise a cabal of top ranking civil service career backstabbers that rejoice in their perverted ‘schadenfreude’ rituals when not busy cottaging on Hampstead Heath, loitering around public lavatories – or on kiddie fiddling excursions at Hamleys.
Conversely Sir Dinsdale Ffitch-Spatchcock, the CEO of the City’s premier hedge fund managers, Usury Investments, commented to one reporter from the Ripoffs Gazette that “It’s a mass hysteria reaction to pillory and then tar and feather Fred for a simple act of gross incompetence committed due the useless tosspot’s moronic ‘five second rule’ “
“Using the facility of 20/20 hindsight he should have thought at least twice about diving head first into a multi-billion-pound deal to buy the Dutch WankBank SA at the height of the financial crisis in 2007, which led to RBS having to be bailed out to the tune of £45 zillion quid by taxpayers – and left Fred with a bit of a shortfall of credibility like that other prancing dildo – the global warming scaremonger David Vinter at the University of Easy Access - and all his dodgy Chicken Little e-mails that got well and truly hacked.”
“Oh well, let’s be perfectly honest here - we in the Shylock industry never made money by adopting a policy of risk aversion – especially so when our wild card casino culture’s backed up and guaranteed by government bail-outs – and they’re willing to squander taxpayer funds salvaging us. Personally I believe the Darwinian principle should have applied and the erring banks gone the way of the dinosaur – survival of the fittest and all that good shit.”
“Alas though, this February of 2012, Punxsutawney Phil’s rodentesque shadow is cast long, deep and bitterly cold over Broken Britain’s economic season and it’s going to take a lot more than the dynamics of fervent prayer – or the pathetic efforts of Scameron’s team of bean-counting bunglers to sort the mess out and get the proverbial sun shining again.”
“Actually, in my honest opinion, which might be considered treasonous by certain elements of government, Scameron ought to declare Britain well and truly ‘broke’ and opt for filing for bankruptcy protection.”
Interviewed by the media at her Paisley fish and chip shop, Goodwin’s elder sister Fellattia revealed “Well that’s our Freddy for yer. Myself I’d sooner have seen him get an honest job an’ a trade when he left school – like bein’ a sporran comber or a bagpipe tuner – or an electrician same as our Dad was – or even workin’ at the local Pestco Greedy Grocers in the haggis picklin’ section - an’ not some scumbag bankster that everyone hates. Fred never was any good at sums when he was at school so how he slithered into that job at Edinburgh’s Highland Snafu Bank was a bit beyond me – but that’s how you get on in life with the pederast ranks of the Scottish Rite Freemasons an’ their Caber Tossers Club – an’ knowin' how to do those funny, secret handshakes they have.”
“Oh well, he might be an all-round twat like the papers are calling him - as even Joyce has kicked the bugger out for shagging around – typical of the little runt as he never could keep his tadger in his pants. So, if it wasn’t for bad luck our Freddy wouldn’t have any.”
From another perspective, Genghis ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, the director of the UK-based Kunt-Watch whistle-blowing charity, spoke with gutter press hacks, opining that “Course it’s spot on, revoking his knighthood for making a right bollocks of the Royal Bank of Scumland. Just look at the resulting collateral damage with the share price at a mere 27 pence - down 48% over the last year – which is the pits considering it was at a high of 370 pence in 2007. Plus 21,000 RBS staff out of a job – all of whom can now finally drive the last needle into their Fred the Shred voodoo dolls – even though the knobhead did walk away with a mega-bucks golden handshake and an intact pension worth £350,000 quid a year.”
“But at the end of the day Goodwin’s just a token sacrificial scapegoat – stripped of his Tony Bliar era New Labour knighthood – although I’d like to raise the question of when did gross incompetence become a criminal offence – and more to the point, what about the legions of others who played casino style Russian roulette and had to be bailed out?”
“So, we ponder, is this decision going to be made de rigueur? Is every bankster with an honorary royal title going to have it stripped if they go broke or get prosecuted? That’s a move which will probably include half the peers with criminal convictions infesting the House of Lords – the likes of that Jeffrey Archer twat for one – and it brings to mind all the crim’s and villains who copped for titles from Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson on his Lavender List – which he had to write out with his Soviet handler Marcia Williams - old Lady Forkbender - peering over his shoulder.”
“Okay, so Goodwin didn’t actually commit a criminal offence. However there’s loads of different photos of the smarmy twat plastered all over the gutter press tabloids and the internet media with him behind the wheel of his motor with a cellphone stuck in his ear while he’s driving along – so why hasn’t the Plod Squad arrested him for this stellar motoring offence and dished out a whopping fine and a shedload of penalty points?”
Thought for the day. It’s a controversial paradox that Goodwin suffered the indignity and public stigma of being stripped of his knighthood – yet was never convicted of a criminal offence. Conversely that is simply due the fact Broken Britain’s laws don’t cover the crime of bankrupting a premier financial institution – whereas in backward Third World shitholes such as Saudi Arabia you get a hand cut off for shoplifting a bite to eat - yet here in the UK social services step in to feed the offender and award them up to £26,000 in welfare benefits.
Further to the lunacy, how about extending this principle, this dodgy revoking of honours and awards doctrine, to an international scale – and clawing back the Kenyan cuckoo’s Nobel Peace Prize (read ‘Hypocrisy Prize’) awarded to Obama for causing more wars than enough? Then we have the 2007 Peace Prize awarded jointly to the bureaucratic disaster known as the IPCC and the failed politician and self-styled scaremonger Al Bore for his conspired and conjured ‘Convenient Pile of Bullshit’ global warming scam that was concocted by the Shylock banksters to create their money-grubbing Carbon Credits Cap & Trade bourse which has since gone tits up due an unpredicted Busby Berkeley spectacular incidence of Ross Island penguins dying of hypothermia and Alaskan polar bear sweat freezing into icicles.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Commenting yesterday on Fred Goodwin’s knighthood being revoked with ‘extreme prejudice’ by Her Royal Ruthlessness Queen Lizzie, New Labour’s disaster of an ex-chancellor Alistair Darling - himself a major contributor to Britain current state of ‘brokenness’ – and doubly-condemning he being one of Goodwin’s fellow Scots - opined to a press hack from the Dogwankers Review that the decision was a case of sour grapes as poor old Fred wasn’t the only bankster responsible for causing the biggest recession to hit the UK since the last recession.
In reply, and too, Royal defence, Buckingham Palace issued a riposte that Her Majesty QE2 had cancelled and annulled the title on the advice of the dreaded and formidable black-hooded Forfeiture Committee – who work on the doctrine of revenge being a meal best savoured cold – and whose members comprise a cabal of top ranking civil service career backstabbers that rejoice in their perverted ‘schadenfreude’ rituals when not busy cottaging on Hampstead Heath, loitering around public lavatories – or on kiddie fiddling excursions at Hamleys.
Conversely Sir Dinsdale Ffitch-Spatchcock, the CEO of the City’s premier hedge fund managers, Usury Investments, commented to one reporter from the Ripoffs Gazette that “It’s a mass hysteria reaction to pillory and then tar and feather Fred for a simple act of gross incompetence committed due the useless tosspot’s moronic ‘five second rule’ “
“Using the facility of 20/20 hindsight he should have thought at least twice about diving head first into a multi-billion-pound deal to buy the Dutch WankBank SA at the height of the financial crisis in 2007, which led to RBS having to be bailed out to the tune of £45 zillion quid by taxpayers – and left Fred with a bit of a shortfall of credibility like that other prancing dildo – the global warming scaremonger David Vinter at the University of Easy Access - and all his dodgy Chicken Little e-mails that got well and truly hacked.”
“Oh well, let’s be perfectly honest here - we in the Shylock industry never made money by adopting a policy of risk aversion – especially so when our wild card casino culture’s backed up and guaranteed by government bail-outs – and they’re willing to squander taxpayer funds salvaging us. Personally I believe the Darwinian principle should have applied and the erring banks gone the way of the dinosaur – survival of the fittest and all that good shit.”
“Alas though, this February of 2012, Punxsutawney Phil’s rodentesque shadow is cast long, deep and bitterly cold over Broken Britain’s economic season and it’s going to take a lot more than the dynamics of fervent prayer – or the pathetic efforts of Scameron’s team of bean-counting bunglers to sort the mess out and get the proverbial sun shining again.”
“Actually, in my honest opinion, which might be considered treasonous by certain elements of government, Scameron ought to declare Britain well and truly ‘broke’ and opt for filing for bankruptcy protection.”
Interviewed by the media at her Paisley fish and chip shop, Goodwin’s elder sister Fellattia revealed “Well that’s our Freddy for yer. Myself I’d sooner have seen him get an honest job an’ a trade when he left school – like bein’ a sporran comber or a bagpipe tuner – or an electrician same as our Dad was – or even workin’ at the local Pestco Greedy Grocers in the haggis picklin’ section - an’ not some scumbag bankster that everyone hates. Fred never was any good at sums when he was at school so how he slithered into that job at Edinburgh’s Highland Snafu Bank was a bit beyond me – but that’s how you get on in life with the pederast ranks of the Scottish Rite Freemasons an’ their Caber Tossers Club – an’ knowin' how to do those funny, secret handshakes they have.”
“Oh well, he might be an all-round twat like the papers are calling him - as even Joyce has kicked the bugger out for shagging around – typical of the little runt as he never could keep his tadger in his pants. So, if it wasn’t for bad luck our Freddy wouldn’t have any.”
From another perspective, Genghis ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, the director of the UK-based Kunt-Watch whistle-blowing charity, spoke with gutter press hacks, opining that “Course it’s spot on, revoking his knighthood for making a right bollocks of the Royal Bank of Scumland. Just look at the resulting collateral damage with the share price at a mere 27 pence - down 48% over the last year – which is the pits considering it was at a high of 370 pence in 2007. Plus 21,000 RBS staff out of a job – all of whom can now finally drive the last needle into their Fred the Shred voodoo dolls – even though the knobhead did walk away with a mega-bucks golden handshake and an intact pension worth £350,000 quid a year.”
“But at the end of the day Goodwin’s just a token sacrificial scapegoat – stripped of his Tony Bliar era New Labour knighthood – although I’d like to raise the question of when did gross incompetence become a criminal offence – and more to the point, what about the legions of others who played casino style Russian roulette and had to be bailed out?”
“So, we ponder, is this decision going to be made de rigueur? Is every bankster with an honorary royal title going to have it stripped if they go broke or get prosecuted? That’s a move which will probably include half the peers with criminal convictions infesting the House of Lords – the likes of that Jeffrey Archer twat for one – and it brings to mind all the crim’s and villains who copped for titles from Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson on his Lavender List – which he had to write out with his Soviet handler Marcia Williams - old Lady Forkbender - peering over his shoulder.”
“Okay, so Goodwin didn’t actually commit a criminal offence. However there’s loads of different photos of the smarmy twat plastered all over the gutter press tabloids and the internet media with him behind the wheel of his motor with a cellphone stuck in his ear while he’s driving along – so why hasn’t the Plod Squad arrested him for this stellar motoring offence and dished out a whopping fine and a shedload of penalty points?”
Thought for the day. It’s a controversial paradox that Goodwin suffered the indignity and public stigma of being stripped of his knighthood – yet was never convicted of a criminal offence. Conversely that is simply due the fact Broken Britain’s laws don’t cover the crime of bankrupting a premier financial institution – whereas in backward Third World shitholes such as Saudi Arabia you get a hand cut off for shoplifting a bite to eat - yet here in the UK social services step in to feed the offender and award them up to £26,000 in welfare benefits.
Further to the lunacy, how about extending this principle, this dodgy revoking of honours and awards doctrine, to an international scale – and clawing back the Kenyan cuckoo’s Nobel Peace Prize (read ‘Hypocrisy Prize’) awarded to Obama for causing more wars than enough? Then we have the 2007 Peace Prize awarded jointly to the bureaucratic disaster known as the IPCC and the failed politician and self-styled scaremonger Al Bore for his conspired and conjured ‘Convenient Pile of Bullshit’ global warming scam that was concocted by the Shylock banksters to create their money-grubbing Carbon Credits Cap & Trade bourse which has since gone tits up due an unpredicted Busby Berkeley spectacular incidence of Ross Island penguins dying of hypothermia and Alaskan polar bear sweat freezing into icicles.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Clinton Urges NATO Attack on Syria
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The US rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, speaking on behalf of the Zionist warmongers running the White House and Pentagon, went into one of her frenzied ‘menopausal maniac’ diatribes before an amused United Nations assembly on Tuesday afternoon, proclaiming that the Security Council faced a monumental choice: stand with the US-Israeli backed scumbag mercenaries stirring up chaos and mayhem in Syria - or be complicit in the Bashar al-Assad regime's brutal violence by letting them go for the ‘self-determination’ option of having a bit of a civil war.
However, the Mena Mafia Matriarch’s equivocal message was aimed squarely at two permanent – and veto-wielding - members of the Security Council: Russia and China.
“Anyone who watches Mr Mudrock’s Sky News knows that change is coming to Syria," the demented Clinton informed the incredulous assembly. "The question is how many more innocent civilians will die before President Assad bows to the inevitable, and how unstable a country will he leave behind."'
Hmmm, fair question from the Rodent. Well, if Assad goes the way of Gaddafi – assassinated without trial by NATO’s ‘humanitarian intervention’ psychos – then Syria will probably end up the same as Haiti, Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya after copping for a double dose helping of the Great Satan’s socio-political meddling.
An Order into Chaos total clusterfuck as per the so-recent Libya experience – the entire infrastructure decimated - and with every fucker and their dog toting an AK47 and gobbing off that his boys are in charge.
With a ‘transitional’ government composed of barrack room lawyers, psychopaths and kleptomaniacs – headed by some craven and compliant Western-Zionist stooge. Another ego-massaging juke box politician with ambitions far beyond their limited intellects – just slip a few bucks in and they’ll play any tune you want.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The US rug-munching Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, speaking on behalf of the Zionist warmongers running the White House and Pentagon, went into one of her frenzied ‘menopausal maniac’ diatribes before an amused United Nations assembly on Tuesday afternoon, proclaiming that the Security Council faced a monumental choice: stand with the US-Israeli backed scumbag mercenaries stirring up chaos and mayhem in Syria - or be complicit in the Bashar al-Assad regime's brutal violence by letting them go for the ‘self-determination’ option of having a bit of a civil war.
However, the Mena Mafia Matriarch’s equivocal message was aimed squarely at two permanent – and veto-wielding - members of the Security Council: Russia and China.
“Anyone who watches Mr Mudrock’s Sky News knows that change is coming to Syria," the demented Clinton informed the incredulous assembly. "The question is how many more innocent civilians will die before President Assad bows to the inevitable, and how unstable a country will he leave behind."'
Hmmm, fair question from the Rodent. Well, if Assad goes the way of Gaddafi – assassinated without trial by NATO’s ‘humanitarian intervention’ psychos – then Syria will probably end up the same as Haiti, Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya after copping for a double dose helping of the Great Satan’s socio-political meddling.
An Order into Chaos total clusterfuck as per the so-recent Libya experience – the entire infrastructure decimated - and with every fucker and their dog toting an AK47 and gobbing off that his boys are in charge.
With a ‘transitional’ government composed of barrack room lawyers, psychopaths and kleptomaniacs – headed by some craven and compliant Western-Zionist stooge. Another ego-massaging juke box politician with ambitions far beyond their limited intellects – just slip a few bucks in and they’ll play any tune you want.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 2 February 2012
Smart Meters: Big Brother & Health Hazards
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
House of Conmans MPs have warned that the scheme to install ‘smart’ gas and electricity meters (with plans to eventually include water consumption also and penalise toilet flushing addicts) in every home across the length and breadth of Broken Britain – at a total rip-off cost of £11:7 zillion quid – will bring zero benefit to the actual customers of the foreign-owned profit-grasping power suppliers – and is furthermore the first tip-toe step of an agenda to impose higher tariffs for using certain power hungry appliances during peak consumption hours.
While hapless families and businesses are being burdened with higher bills to fund the Government-backed scheme of installing the radiation-emitting digital surveillance devices by 2019, the greed-mongering energy giants have no intention of passing on to customers the billions of pounds estimated to be saved through the introduction of the new technology.
But that’s only a minor problem aspect of the smart meter roll-out. The downside is yet another nail in our panopticon surveillance society coffin - the Orwellian Big Brother spying factor where households can be monitored and detect when the premises are unoccupied – an ideal slice of information for burglars - and the specific usage of each and every appliance – TV, jacuzzi, X-Box gaming, electric toothbrush, cellphone chargers, PC internet habits – and how much time is spent per week sat astride a vibrating Sybian sex machine getting one’s rocks off.
Next on the negatives index comes the fact that a household’s ‘private’ (sic) consumption details can – and will – be flogged off to third party commercial interests to aid in marketing their products to gullible power users – (think green / solar product manufacturers as a first and singular instance) not to mention the disturbing fact that a residence or business’s supply can be remotely disconnected without prior notice at any time - day or night - hail, rain or shine – with the simple ‘click’ of a pc mouse.
Then we come to the myriad of health hazards and the electronic radiation smog polluting the home, work or business environment with carcinogenic radio frequency waves ricocheting off the walls to a steady ‘toxic tumour tempo’ - as the infernal smart meters operate via a Wi-Fi system on a par with mobile phones and their signal-boosting communication towers. Oh yeah, Big Pharma will be really lobbying for smart meter installations – and just watch their profits grow – alongside those of the chemotherapy clinics and undertakers.
“Ouch!” and “Foul!” cry the energy suppliers – “There’s not enough medical evidence or a big enough pile of dead bodies to support the health hazard claims against smart meters.” Not yet perhaps but it is a well established and proven fact that RF radiation – any form of radiation (especially the microwave and nuclear types) - is not conducive to good health.
However, when we come down to actual facts versus opinions or speculation, in the good ole US of A, due being bombarded with class action suites relating to negative physical and psychological health effects on consumers, the power companies have been forced to remove their smart units and reinstall analog meters for customers suffering a myriad of Wi-Fi radio frequency related ills which range from states of mental agitation bordering on hysteria and suicide - to cases of galloping acne and pandemic outbreaks of the ‘Dreaded Lurgy’ and the ‘Screaming Hab-Dabs’.
While the power companies have collectively – and disingenuously - declared for the public record that their smart meters only emit a mere one watt of electro-magnetic RF radiation the actual undeniable fact remains that they emit over two watts – with the radiation cloud for an entire neighbourhood thus constituting several million watts of pulsed RF waves. Hmmm, no fucking wonder bumble bees can’t find their way home.
In addition to this, the ‘mesh network’ uses a two-way data harvesting system – the ‘stacking factor’ - which operates via a series of ‘collection points’ assigned randomly (sic) to certain properties – without the resident’s knowledge or consent – which thus exposes the home owner to six times higher levels of continuous radiation.
Chris ‘Points Man’ Huhne, the inept tosspot currently posing as the Libservative Energy Secretary – a perjuring scumbag who, like UEA climate scientist David Viner has the credibility of a flying pig and isn’t to be trusted – in an act of pandering to the power lobby has thrown his support behind smart meters, arguing the tip-toe fascism line that they’ll encourage families to cut back on energy consumption while also lowering carbon emissions - and save a stack of money to pay for speeding fines.
Obviously the energy firms have a hard-on for the technology due the simple fact it can supply meter readings automatically over the Wi-Fi mobile phone network and thereby allow them to fire legions of hapless meter readers and billing staff – and further swell the burgeoning Jobcentre queues to real time socio-political dissent and violent revolution levels. Hmmm, don’tcha just love ‘technology’.
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Thought for the day. Hmmm, what the fuck next – smart meters on wheelie bins - with utility companies and the government rationing our water – another stated strategy and end game goal for totalitarian control under the insidious UN Agenda 21 – if we allow it. Wake up folks – the clock’s running.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
House of Conmans MPs have warned that the scheme to install ‘smart’ gas and electricity meters (with plans to eventually include water consumption also and penalise toilet flushing addicts) in every home across the length and breadth of Broken Britain – at a total rip-off cost of £11:7 zillion quid – will bring zero benefit to the actual customers of the foreign-owned profit-grasping power suppliers – and is furthermore the first tip-toe step of an agenda to impose higher tariffs for using certain power hungry appliances during peak consumption hours.
While hapless families and businesses are being burdened with higher bills to fund the Government-backed scheme of installing the radiation-emitting digital surveillance devices by 2019, the greed-mongering energy giants have no intention of passing on to customers the billions of pounds estimated to be saved through the introduction of the new technology.
But that’s only a minor problem aspect of the smart meter roll-out. The downside is yet another nail in our panopticon surveillance society coffin - the Orwellian Big Brother spying factor where households can be monitored and detect when the premises are unoccupied – an ideal slice of information for burglars - and the specific usage of each and every appliance – TV, jacuzzi, X-Box gaming, electric toothbrush, cellphone chargers, PC internet habits – and how much time is spent per week sat astride a vibrating Sybian sex machine getting one’s rocks off.
Next on the negatives index comes the fact that a household’s ‘private’ (sic) consumption details can – and will – be flogged off to third party commercial interests to aid in marketing their products to gullible power users – (think green / solar product manufacturers as a first and singular instance) not to mention the disturbing fact that a residence or business’s supply can be remotely disconnected without prior notice at any time - day or night - hail, rain or shine – with the simple ‘click’ of a pc mouse.
Then we come to the myriad of health hazards and the electronic radiation smog polluting the home, work or business environment with carcinogenic radio frequency waves ricocheting off the walls to a steady ‘toxic tumour tempo’ - as the infernal smart meters operate via a Wi-Fi system on a par with mobile phones and their signal-boosting communication towers. Oh yeah, Big Pharma will be really lobbying for smart meter installations – and just watch their profits grow – alongside those of the chemotherapy clinics and undertakers.
“Ouch!” and “Foul!” cry the energy suppliers – “There’s not enough medical evidence or a big enough pile of dead bodies to support the health hazard claims against smart meters.” Not yet perhaps but it is a well established and proven fact that RF radiation – any form of radiation (especially the microwave and nuclear types) - is not conducive to good health.
However, when we come down to actual facts versus opinions or speculation, in the good ole US of A, due being bombarded with class action suites relating to negative physical and psychological health effects on consumers, the power companies have been forced to remove their smart units and reinstall analog meters for customers suffering a myriad of Wi-Fi radio frequency related ills which range from states of mental agitation bordering on hysteria and suicide - to cases of galloping acne and pandemic outbreaks of the ‘Dreaded Lurgy’ and the ‘Screaming Hab-Dabs’.
While the power companies have collectively – and disingenuously - declared for the public record that their smart meters only emit a mere one watt of electro-magnetic RF radiation the actual undeniable fact remains that they emit over two watts – with the radiation cloud for an entire neighbourhood thus constituting several million watts of pulsed RF waves. Hmmm, no fucking wonder bumble bees can’t find their way home.
In addition to this, the ‘mesh network’ uses a two-way data harvesting system – the ‘stacking factor’ - which operates via a series of ‘collection points’ assigned randomly (sic) to certain properties – without the resident’s knowledge or consent – which thus exposes the home owner to six times higher levels of continuous radiation.
Chris ‘Points Man’ Huhne, the inept tosspot currently posing as the Libservative Energy Secretary – a perjuring scumbag who, like UEA climate scientist David Viner has the credibility of a flying pig and isn’t to be trusted – in an act of pandering to the power lobby has thrown his support behind smart meters, arguing the tip-toe fascism line that they’ll encourage families to cut back on energy consumption while also lowering carbon emissions - and save a stack of money to pay for speeding fines.
Obviously the energy firms have a hard-on for the technology due the simple fact it can supply meter readings automatically over the Wi-Fi mobile phone network and thereby allow them to fire legions of hapless meter readers and billing staff – and further swell the burgeoning Jobcentre queues to real time socio-political dissent and violent revolution levels. Hmmm, don’tcha just love ‘technology’.
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Thought for the day. Hmmm, what the fuck next – smart meters on wheelie bins - with utility companies and the government rationing our water – another stated strategy and end game goal for totalitarian control under the insidious UN Agenda 21 – if we allow it. Wake up folks – the clock’s running.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.
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Home Office Plans ASBO Scally Cull
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Home Secretary Theresa May, the incumbent Tory MP for Royal Snobshire’s Knobhead constituency, today informed press hacks that in spite of New Labour’s deriding objections and sarcastic remarks she’s sticking to her guns concerning the controversial proposal to establish a community trigger aimed at preventing victims having to report the same anti-social behaviour problems to their local slack-arsed Plod Squad every day of the week and never seeing remedial actions materialise.
Under May’s ‘Grass-a-Scally’ scheme, police will finally be forced to deal with anti-social behaviour if five households in one area register complaints concerning the unacceptable conduct of delinquent residents - or gangs of hooded yobsters, devoid of morals and ethics, invading the neighbourhoods of polite society on rape and pillage missions.
“There’ll be no more pussy-footing around with these hooligans – or ‘oicksters' as our London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense refers to their ilk. The handcuffs will be on and they’ll be up before a magistrate the same day and sentenced to a good slap on the wrist and made to stand in the corner for two hours – without an iPod or smart phone.”
Conversely, New Labour dismissed Ms May’s proposals, which will only apply to England and Wales, as being more at scent than substance.
Shadow Home Office minister Fellattia van der Gamm, the Labour MP for Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill constituency, opined to the media “If some fucker or their dog from around my neck of the woods goes down the Cop Shop and complains about a bunch of Asbo yobster types causing trouble, then the plods are too shit scared to go out and tackle them - and call up NATO HQ in Brussels requesting a drone strike.”
“Well, let’s hope she does a better job with this issue than her shambolic Borders Agency immigration clusterfuck in 2011, for which she tried to shirk responsibility and toss the blame onto Brodie Clark. And we’re all aware that resulted in a snafu which allowed thousands of Albanian swan roasters, Romanian pikey human traffickers, Russian mafia hit men and two regiments of Al Qaeda’s Jolly Jihadi terrorists to sneak into Broken Britain through our once-sceptred isle’s premier Thiefrow Airport gateway – and get stamped with multi-entry visas.”
May’s announcement of an anti-social behaviour crackdown follows the hue and cry which resulted from a Smegmadale-on-Sea based gay female who killed herself and her disabled lesbian partner after being victims of a sustained campaign of harassment by a gang of hooded scrotes.
Candida Muffrot had complained to police on 33 different occasions concerning the violent attacks she and 18-year-old Mingeeter Dildodo had been subjected to, including having their house pelted with condoms filled with jism and mayonnaise – and their letter box used as a urinal – before embarking on their lemming-like lovers suicide pact, hurling themselves off the cliffs at Beachy Head while sat in Mingeeter’s wheelchair.
In this particular case the Independent Police Coverups Commission found that the couple’s local Plod Squad had failed to take ‘robust action’ to remedy the vandalism and torment problem – which diligent media digging revealed was actually due a covert ‘risk aversion’ pact agreed by officers who maintained it wasn’t in their job descriptions to go up against a bunch of well-armed scallies.
Celebrity stalking victim Feral Beryl McSkanger, a 17-year old mother of three and the 42 DD busty Winner of Channel 4’s Super Slag 2011 ‘Miss Titwank’ competition, recalled for media hacks her personal experience with a gang of teenage yobsters hounding her each time she ventured out in public – shouting “Let’s see yer boobs!” and demanding blow jobs.
“The effin’ plods were useless when I complained, so I took matters inter me own hands an’ duffed the ringleader. So I ends up in effin’ court fer GBH and cops fer a suspended sentence an’ the twat I crippled gets £25,000 quid in effin’ personal injury compo cos I kicked him in the knackers wiv me steel toe-capped Doc Martens on.”
“Now here’s me all effin’ traumatised an’ havin’ ter lug a can of pepper spray an’ a 50,000 volt taser round in me handbag fer me own protection. Believe me, I don’t even go down the local shops fer a pack of vibrator batteries wivout a chiv up me sleeve an’ a fuckin’ baseball bat handy.”
However Secretary May’s Grass-a-Scally / five complaints scheme is set to be initiated this summer – just in time for the Royal Jubilee and Olympics – which, utilising Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society principles, is projected to sign up a veritable legion of volunteer PCSO’s and Community Enforcement Officers – a move New Labour critics again lambasted as fielding a bunch of uniform fetishists and officious little fascists seconded from Renta-Moron – with the PCSO contingents being no better rated and described as six foot dildos in blue livery and a hi-viz Toys-R-Us stabvest.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Home Secretary Theresa May, the incumbent Tory MP for Royal Snobshire’s Knobhead constituency, today informed press hacks that in spite of New Labour’s deriding objections and sarcastic remarks she’s sticking to her guns concerning the controversial proposal to establish a community trigger aimed at preventing victims having to report the same anti-social behaviour problems to their local slack-arsed Plod Squad every day of the week and never seeing remedial actions materialise.
Under May’s ‘Grass-a-Scally’ scheme, police will finally be forced to deal with anti-social behaviour if five households in one area register complaints concerning the unacceptable conduct of delinquent residents - or gangs of hooded yobsters, devoid of morals and ethics, invading the neighbourhoods of polite society on rape and pillage missions.
“There’ll be no more pussy-footing around with these hooligans – or ‘oicksters' as our London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense refers to their ilk. The handcuffs will be on and they’ll be up before a magistrate the same day and sentenced to a good slap on the wrist and made to stand in the corner for two hours – without an iPod or smart phone.”
Conversely, New Labour dismissed Ms May’s proposals, which will only apply to England and Wales, as being more at scent than substance.
Shadow Home Office minister Fellattia van der Gamm, the Labour MP for Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill constituency, opined to the media “If some fucker or their dog from around my neck of the woods goes down the Cop Shop and complains about a bunch of Asbo yobster types causing trouble, then the plods are too shit scared to go out and tackle them - and call up NATO HQ in Brussels requesting a drone strike.”
“Well, let’s hope she does a better job with this issue than her shambolic Borders Agency immigration clusterfuck in 2011, for which she tried to shirk responsibility and toss the blame onto Brodie Clark. And we’re all aware that resulted in a snafu which allowed thousands of Albanian swan roasters, Romanian pikey human traffickers, Russian mafia hit men and two regiments of Al Qaeda’s Jolly Jihadi terrorists to sneak into Broken Britain through our once-sceptred isle’s premier Thiefrow Airport gateway – and get stamped with multi-entry visas.”
May’s announcement of an anti-social behaviour crackdown follows the hue and cry which resulted from a Smegmadale-on-Sea based gay female who killed herself and her disabled lesbian partner after being victims of a sustained campaign of harassment by a gang of hooded scrotes.
Candida Muffrot had complained to police on 33 different occasions concerning the violent attacks she and 18-year-old Mingeeter Dildodo had been subjected to, including having their house pelted with condoms filled with jism and mayonnaise – and their letter box used as a urinal – before embarking on their lemming-like lovers suicide pact, hurling themselves off the cliffs at Beachy Head while sat in Mingeeter’s wheelchair.
In this particular case the Independent Police Coverups Commission found that the couple’s local Plod Squad had failed to take ‘robust action’ to remedy the vandalism and torment problem – which diligent media digging revealed was actually due a covert ‘risk aversion’ pact agreed by officers who maintained it wasn’t in their job descriptions to go up against a bunch of well-armed scallies.
Celebrity stalking victim Feral Beryl McSkanger, a 17-year old mother of three and the 42 DD busty Winner of Channel 4’s Super Slag 2011 ‘Miss Titwank’ competition, recalled for media hacks her personal experience with a gang of teenage yobsters hounding her each time she ventured out in public – shouting “Let’s see yer boobs!” and demanding blow jobs.
“The effin’ plods were useless when I complained, so I took matters inter me own hands an’ duffed the ringleader. So I ends up in effin’ court fer GBH and cops fer a suspended sentence an’ the twat I crippled gets £25,000 quid in effin’ personal injury compo cos I kicked him in the knackers wiv me steel toe-capped Doc Martens on.”
“Now here’s me all effin’ traumatised an’ havin’ ter lug a can of pepper spray an’ a 50,000 volt taser round in me handbag fer me own protection. Believe me, I don’t even go down the local shops fer a pack of vibrator batteries wivout a chiv up me sleeve an’ a fuckin’ baseball bat handy.”
However Secretary May’s Grass-a-Scally / five complaints scheme is set to be initiated this summer – just in time for the Royal Jubilee and Olympics – which, utilising Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society principles, is projected to sign up a veritable legion of volunteer PCSO’s and Community Enforcement Officers – a move New Labour critics again lambasted as fielding a bunch of uniform fetishists and officious little fascists seconded from Renta-Moron – with the PCSO contingents being no better rated and described as six foot dildos in blue livery and a hi-viz Toys-R-Us stabvest.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Knesset Outlaw Comparison of Zionists to Nazis
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Deploying his customary chutzpah and skewed rhetoric to combat hard fact and elementary, deductive logic, Israel’s ‘Meshuggenah’ PM Bobo Nuttyahoo has submitted a bill before the batshit bonkers Knesset that will outlaw the comparison of Zionism to Nazism and put usage of the term on a major criminal offence footing equal to that of sheep-shagging - or the dreaded charge of Holohoax denial.
Nuttyahoo, himself a Khazar-Ashkenazi Jew of convenience with less Semitic DNA in his mongrel Polack genes than a pikey’s dog - was giving one of his customary arrogant anti-Gentile ‘hate’ speeches to a gathering of pro-Zionists at the St Shylock’s Synagogue of Latter Day Kikesters in Holland during a recent scrounging mission – where once again claiming that anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism are the same thing – stated for the public record while keeping a straight face – that the root cause of the ‘Palestinian question’ was their persistent refusal and intransigence in accepting the reality of a Zionist state built on the lands stolen from them in the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe – the Palestinian ‘Holocaust’ - their ‘Shoah’ – their ‘Calamity’ – inflicted by the ZioNazi terrorists of the Haganah, the Irgun and the Abraham Stern Gang).
While choosing to ignore the Israeli Supreme Court’s ruling on the one illegal settlement too far ‘Migron Paradox’ - and hence maintaining this delusional, ideological belief in their God-given right to live where they choose in the Palestinian West Bank - Nuttyahoo continued “The establishment of the state of Israel was perfectly legal, ordained as the Manifest Destiny of God’s Chosen People by Rabbi Sheldon Scumberg and in the Balfour Declaration presented to Baron Ja’akoff Rothshite in 1917 - and post-facto approved by the United Nations in 1949 when they recognised Israel as a peace-loving country. Just check it out with Yuli Edelstein, our Minister for the Expropriation of Palestinian Lands.”
Nuttyahoo, a fanatical Jabotinskyist, embroidered his speech with lashings of pro-Zionist hasbara, kvelling, chutzpah and hudaibiya – plus a generous measure of the traditional kikester schadenfreude in rejoicing at the Palestinian’s misfortunes - as he championed and vindicated the chauvinist cult of Zionism against international critics who have the audacity to publicly voice that the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually.
Totally ignoring Israel’s US-backed military hegemony in the Mid-East region and their arsenal of nuclear weapons, Nuttyahoo argued that Israel was a beleaguered democracy, confronting great threats and mounting international hostility – such as the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign that had caused the sale of Jaffa oranges to plummet.
Plus the kikesters are further harassed by the infernal Damoclean sword of International Arrest Warrants hanging over the heads of the Knesset and IDF chiefs for their participation in a litany of human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – specifically during the venal 2008/2009 Operation Kill Every Fucker 22-day duration military blitzkrieg by the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade against the latter beleaguered enclave that left thousands of non-combatant women and children wounded, maimed and dead.
“There are mounting legions of goyim who cast Israel as a pariah state every time we exercise the inherent right of self defence - and they now accuse our American AIPAC lobbyists of bringing about the Israelization of US politics and controlling the White House’s foreign policy agenda just because the Great Satan is our guardian-ally and has finally seen the light in supporting the divine concept of a Greater Israel.”
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the revised draft of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’s 24-point grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
This insidious ‘thesis’ was revised in the 1990’s by the US-based dual nationality ZioNazi Neo-Cons and Bilderbergers to become the Project for a New American Century – and more recently yet again underwent another metamorphosis - emerging as the ‘Foreign Affairs Initiative’.
(Hmmm, the ZioNazis already own and control the good ole US of A- from Hollywood through the entire media system to Wall Street to the Pentagon and White House).
Alas, the truth is a far different creature, for Israel exists as a major socio-political accident just waiting to happen. A pariah state composed of a demographic of paranoid psychotics intent on psychopathic pursuits aimed against the hapless and dispossessed Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and beleaguered Gaza Strip – and ruled over by an elite of the Rothshite-Sassoon crime syndicate’s stooges bent on promoting the culture of anti-Semitic hasbara and grossly exaggerated Holohoax propaganda lies to perpetuate the ‘victims’ fantasy and thus castigate and condemn their ‘moral conscience’ critics and detractors.
When are the Knesset’s racist ZioNazi scumbags going to wake up to the genetic fact that the Palestinians are the true Semites – not the ‘Shylock-come-lately’ gang who traipsed in from Europe during the illegal immigrant Exodus and ever after – and have seized upon the term anti-Semite as their very own.
They have concocted this phrase and perverted its definition to suit their own corrupt ends so that all criticisms and censures of the state of Israel and their racist / apartheid policies enforced on the hapless Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip by the evil Knesset and IDF military psychopaths are branded ‘anti-Semitic’ – and hence automatically taken to mean ‘anti-Jewish’ – whereas in all truth criticism of the outlaw, pariah state should be branded anti–Zionist or anti-Nazi.
The most fundamental aspect of a true democratic society - (and Israel boasts of being the Mid-East’s singular Beacon of Democracy – a disingenuous illusion of the Perfect Society that Israel’s propaganda ministry perpetuates like some perverse mantra) - is that all citizens, irrespective of their races, sexes, or faiths, are treated with equal magnanimity under the law.
Paradoxically, according to the skewed rules of the bigoted Halacha (orthodox Jewish law) all Gentiles living in Israel are branded as human cattle – the carriers of water and hewers of firewood by the racist Chabad (ultra-orthodox yidsters).
To further expose their fraudulent Perfect Society deception, the criminals infesting the Knesset and Supreme Court have recently sanctioned the expulsion of 10,000 Palestinian children from East Jerusalem due the fact one of their parents doesn’t possess residency rights in the occupied ‘Arab’ Muslim West Bank city.
WTF - residency permits? Jerusalem and the entire Holy Land belonged to the Palestinians before the rag-arsed kikesters rolled in from the chaos that was Europe and Russia at the end of WW2 and stole it from under them by force of arms in the hands of the Haganah and Irgun and Stern Gang terrorist groups – all financed by the Rothshite-Sassoon crime syndicate in the City of London.
In what serves as a perfect example of Israeli hypocrisy and racism, Yetzer Hara, the notorious pederast cum spiritual leader of the ultra-fundamentalist Haredi party, Shas, and a force of influence within the graft and corruption-ridden Knesset - announced for the public record during a Sabbath homily in West Jerusalem that non-Jews, whether Muslim, Christian, Hindu, Southern Baptist – or even Pancake Tuesday Adventist - are all beasts of burden whom the Almighty – He with no name (God / Yahweh / Jehovah) created in His divine wisdom solely to serve Jews, the master race – His Chosen People – His children of the covenant.
Hence one is confronted with the hard evidence and stark truth that due Israel’s religious fascism and ultra-right secular jingoism - especially under Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Sieg Heil brand of premiership – the pariah state can be truly juxtaposed with the perversions of political incorrectness of Hitler’s Germany from 1933 when blatant and violent racism became the order of the day and those not of Aryan descent the targeted prey of the Third Reich’s Final Solution eugenicists.
Further, when one views the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip, both besieged behind 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Walls – these Segregation Walls of Shame - the insidious ‘Jidar al-Fasl al-Unsuri’- splitting the demographic of a united Palestine into two separate – and equally marginalised - entities inside the biggest Nazi style racist concentration camps on the planet - while their insidious checkpoints are manned by the ranks of the IDF’s trigger-happy psycho storm troopers – then the term ZioNazi is so apt and fitting. The only things lacking are a set of Arbeit Macht Frei signs over the checkpoint gates.
Hmmm, Zionism - Nazism - ZioNazi- it simply rolls off the tongue with an assertive, poetic literal ease – the same way the IDF’s bulldozers roll over Palestinian homes – and the odd American human rights activist.
The Israeli police this week arrested two senior Hamas MPs - Palestinian Jerusalem Affairs Minister Khaled Abu Arafah and Mohammed Torah, who had sought sanctuary in the East Jerusalem compound of the International Committee of the Red Cross after their Jerusalem residency permits were cancelled.
Likewise, another victim of the Zionist Gestapo was senior Hamas politico, Ahmed Attoun - arrested by Israeli police and sentenced to 70 days in prison for living in Jerusalem without a permit - then forcibly transferred to the backwaters of the Palestinian-controlled West Bank.
Hamas legislator Abdel Jaber Fuqaha was snatched from his home in Ramallah by IDF troops this week, bringing the total number of the Palestinian Legislative Council's members imprisoned by the Knesset crime syndicate to 27 members – with 19 held without charge or trial.
Israel – the Beacon of Democracy – the Perfect Society. What utter bullshit. Beacon of Hypocrisy is closer to the truth. What industry the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal would make of the Israeli human rights abuses and barbaric privations visited upon the heads of the usurped Palestinians on a daily basis by the IDF’s Hafganat Koah Brigade and the Shechita Ethnic Cleansing Squads.
With regard to past judgements at Nuremberg hopefully the Israeli government’s bureaucrats and IDF military stooges don’t forget that that the ‘Just Following Orders’ legal plea doesn’t work – especially so when the Tekumah, one of the Israeli Navy’s type 800 Dolphin class submarines lurking around the Gulf of Oman waters – currently off Ra’s al Khaymah and the exclave Musandam Peninsula – just waiting on ‘orders’ – fires off a couple of Atlas Elektronik DM2A3 torpedoes into the sub-surface hull of some sluggish juggernaut of a super tanker and blocks the Straits of Hormuz – cutting off 60% of the world’s oil supplies.
Oh yes, yet another of their notorious false flag terrorist attacks to be blamed on the Republican Guard’s naval forces and provide the excuse to kick start World War Three by bombing the shit out of Iran and softened up ready for the ground invasion to be expedited on three fronts: from Turkey, Iraq and Afghanistan - with the US Fifth Fleet naval forces attacking from the Persian Gulf and landing marines at Bushehr.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known ZioNazi Ubermensch propaganda infested area and may contain traces of Islamophobia and a variety of venal ‘isms’ - including kikesterism, fascism and rampant racism.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Deploying his customary chutzpah and skewed rhetoric to combat hard fact and elementary, deductive logic, Israel’s ‘Meshuggenah’ PM Bobo Nuttyahoo has submitted a bill before the batshit bonkers Knesset that will outlaw the comparison of Zionism to Nazism and put usage of the term on a major criminal offence footing equal to that of sheep-shagging - or the dreaded charge of Holohoax denial.
Nuttyahoo, himself a Khazar-Ashkenazi Jew of convenience with less Semitic DNA in his mongrel Polack genes than a pikey’s dog - was giving one of his customary arrogant anti-Gentile ‘hate’ speeches to a gathering of pro-Zionists at the St Shylock’s Synagogue of Latter Day Kikesters in Holland during a recent scrounging mission – where once again claiming that anti-Zionism and anti-Semitism are the same thing – stated for the public record while keeping a straight face – that the root cause of the ‘Palestinian question’ was their persistent refusal and intransigence in accepting the reality of a Zionist state built on the lands stolen from them in the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe – the Palestinian ‘Holocaust’ - their ‘Shoah’ – their ‘Calamity’ – inflicted by the ZioNazi terrorists of the Haganah, the Irgun and the Abraham Stern Gang).
While choosing to ignore the Israeli Supreme Court’s ruling on the one illegal settlement too far ‘Migron Paradox’ - and hence maintaining this delusional, ideological belief in their God-given right to live where they choose in the Palestinian West Bank - Nuttyahoo continued “The establishment of the state of Israel was perfectly legal, ordained as the Manifest Destiny of God’s Chosen People by Rabbi Sheldon Scumberg and in the Balfour Declaration presented to Baron Ja’akoff Rothshite in 1917 - and post-facto approved by the United Nations in 1949 when they recognised Israel as a peace-loving country. Just check it out with Yuli Edelstein, our Minister for the Expropriation of Palestinian Lands.”
Nuttyahoo, a fanatical Jabotinskyist, embroidered his speech with lashings of pro-Zionist hasbara, kvelling, chutzpah and hudaibiya – plus a generous measure of the traditional kikester schadenfreude in rejoicing at the Palestinian’s misfortunes - as he championed and vindicated the chauvinist cult of Zionism against international critics who have the audacity to publicly voice that the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually.
Totally ignoring Israel’s US-backed military hegemony in the Mid-East region and their arsenal of nuclear weapons, Nuttyahoo argued that Israel was a beleaguered democracy, confronting great threats and mounting international hostility – such as the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign that had caused the sale of Jaffa oranges to plummet.
Plus the kikesters are further harassed by the infernal Damoclean sword of International Arrest Warrants hanging over the heads of the Knesset and IDF chiefs for their participation in a litany of human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip – specifically during the venal 2008/2009 Operation Kill Every Fucker 22-day duration military blitzkrieg by the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade against the latter beleaguered enclave that left thousands of non-combatant women and children wounded, maimed and dead.
“There are mounting legions of goyim who cast Israel as a pariah state every time we exercise the inherent right of self defence - and they now accuse our American AIPAC lobbyists of bringing about the Israelization of US politics and controlling the White House’s foreign policy agenda just because the Great Satan is our guardian-ally and has finally seen the light in supporting the divine concept of a Greater Israel.”
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the revised draft of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’s 24-point grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
This insidious ‘thesis’ was revised in the 1990’s by the US-based dual nationality ZioNazi Neo-Cons and Bilderbergers to become the Project for a New American Century – and more recently yet again underwent another metamorphosis - emerging as the ‘Foreign Affairs Initiative’.
(Hmmm, the ZioNazis already own and control the good ole US of A- from Hollywood through the entire media system to Wall Street to the Pentagon and White House).
Alas, the truth is a far different creature, for Israel exists as a major socio-political accident just waiting to happen. A pariah state composed of a demographic of paranoid psychotics intent on psychopathic pursuits aimed against the hapless and dispossessed Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and beleaguered Gaza Strip – and ruled over by an elite of the Rothshite-Sassoon crime syndicate’s stooges bent on promoting the culture of anti-Semitic hasbara and grossly exaggerated Holohoax propaganda lies to perpetuate the ‘victims’ fantasy and thus castigate and condemn their ‘moral conscience’ critics and detractors.
When are the Knesset’s racist ZioNazi scumbags going to wake up to the genetic fact that the Palestinians are the true Semites – not the ‘Shylock-come-lately’ gang who traipsed in from Europe during the illegal immigrant Exodus and ever after – and have seized upon the term anti-Semite as their very own.
They have concocted this phrase and perverted its definition to suit their own corrupt ends so that all criticisms and censures of the state of Israel and their racist / apartheid policies enforced on the hapless Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip by the evil Knesset and IDF military psychopaths are branded ‘anti-Semitic’ – and hence automatically taken to mean ‘anti-Jewish’ – whereas in all truth criticism of the outlaw, pariah state should be branded anti–Zionist or anti-Nazi.
The most fundamental aspect of a true democratic society - (and Israel boasts of being the Mid-East’s singular Beacon of Democracy – a disingenuous illusion of the Perfect Society that Israel’s propaganda ministry perpetuates like some perverse mantra) - is that all citizens, irrespective of their races, sexes, or faiths, are treated with equal magnanimity under the law.
Paradoxically, according to the skewed rules of the bigoted Halacha (orthodox Jewish law) all Gentiles living in Israel are branded as human cattle – the carriers of water and hewers of firewood by the racist Chabad (ultra-orthodox yidsters).
To further expose their fraudulent Perfect Society deception, the criminals infesting the Knesset and Supreme Court have recently sanctioned the expulsion of 10,000 Palestinian children from East Jerusalem due the fact one of their parents doesn’t possess residency rights in the occupied ‘Arab’ Muslim West Bank city.
WTF - residency permits? Jerusalem and the entire Holy Land belonged to the Palestinians before the rag-arsed kikesters rolled in from the chaos that was Europe and Russia at the end of WW2 and stole it from under them by force of arms in the hands of the Haganah and Irgun and Stern Gang terrorist groups – all financed by the Rothshite-Sassoon crime syndicate in the City of London.
In what serves as a perfect example of Israeli hypocrisy and racism, Yetzer Hara, the notorious pederast cum spiritual leader of the ultra-fundamentalist Haredi party, Shas, and a force of influence within the graft and corruption-ridden Knesset - announced for the public record during a Sabbath homily in West Jerusalem that non-Jews, whether Muslim, Christian, Hindu, Southern Baptist – or even Pancake Tuesday Adventist - are all beasts of burden whom the Almighty – He with no name (God / Yahweh / Jehovah) created in His divine wisdom solely to serve Jews, the master race – His Chosen People – His children of the covenant.
Hence one is confronted with the hard evidence and stark truth that due Israel’s religious fascism and ultra-right secular jingoism - especially under Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Sieg Heil brand of premiership – the pariah state can be truly juxtaposed with the perversions of political incorrectness of Hitler’s Germany from 1933 when blatant and violent racism became the order of the day and those not of Aryan descent the targeted prey of the Third Reich’s Final Solution eugenicists.
Further, when one views the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip, both besieged behind 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Walls – these Segregation Walls of Shame - the insidious ‘Jidar al-Fasl al-Unsuri’- splitting the demographic of a united Palestine into two separate – and equally marginalised - entities inside the biggest Nazi style racist concentration camps on the planet - while their insidious checkpoints are manned by the ranks of the IDF’s trigger-happy psycho storm troopers – then the term ZioNazi is so apt and fitting. The only things lacking are a set of Arbeit Macht Frei signs over the checkpoint gates.
Hmmm, Zionism - Nazism - ZioNazi- it simply rolls off the tongue with an assertive, poetic literal ease – the same way the IDF’s bulldozers roll over Palestinian homes – and the odd American human rights activist.
The Israeli police this week arrested two senior Hamas MPs - Palestinian Jerusalem Affairs Minister Khaled Abu Arafah and Mohammed Torah, who had sought sanctuary in the East Jerusalem compound of the International Committee of the Red Cross after their Jerusalem residency permits were cancelled.
Likewise, another victim of the Zionist Gestapo was senior Hamas politico, Ahmed Attoun - arrested by Israeli police and sentenced to 70 days in prison for living in Jerusalem without a permit - then forcibly transferred to the backwaters of the Palestinian-controlled West Bank.
Hamas legislator Abdel Jaber Fuqaha was snatched from his home in Ramallah by IDF troops this week, bringing the total number of the Palestinian Legislative Council's members imprisoned by the Knesset crime syndicate to 27 members – with 19 held without charge or trial.
Israel – the Beacon of Democracy – the Perfect Society. What utter bullshit. Beacon of Hypocrisy is closer to the truth. What industry the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal would make of the Israeli human rights abuses and barbaric privations visited upon the heads of the usurped Palestinians on a daily basis by the IDF’s Hafganat Koah Brigade and the Shechita Ethnic Cleansing Squads.
With regard to past judgements at Nuremberg hopefully the Israeli government’s bureaucrats and IDF military stooges don’t forget that that the ‘Just Following Orders’ legal plea doesn’t work – especially so when the Tekumah, one of the Israeli Navy’s type 800 Dolphin class submarines lurking around the Gulf of Oman waters – currently off Ra’s al Khaymah and the exclave Musandam Peninsula – just waiting on ‘orders’ – fires off a couple of Atlas Elektronik DM2A3 torpedoes into the sub-surface hull of some sluggish juggernaut of a super tanker and blocks the Straits of Hormuz – cutting off 60% of the world’s oil supplies.
Oh yes, yet another of their notorious false flag terrorist attacks to be blamed on the Republican Guard’s naval forces and provide the excuse to kick start World War Three by bombing the shit out of Iran and softened up ready for the ground invasion to be expedited on three fronts: from Turkey, Iraq and Afghanistan - with the US Fifth Fleet naval forces attacking from the Persian Gulf and landing marines at Bushehr.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known ZioNazi Ubermensch propaganda infested area and may contain traces of Islamophobia and a variety of venal ‘isms’ - including kikesterism, fascism and rampant racism.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Lobbying Regulator Slammed for ‘Lobbying’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
According to a report in the ‘Scandal’ section of yesterday’s Daily Shitraker, one of Whitehall’s legion of back-stabbing whistleblower’s has contacted Ox-Rat, the government abuse watchdog, and snitched on the civil service official in charge of drawing up plans to regulate lobbying – revealing that Ms Eirian Walsh-Atkins actually held covert, in camera discussions with industry officials four times in the run up to the publication of the Government's controversial consultation paper – yet refused to meet with the campaign groups who have been petitioning the House of Conmans for the very same reforms.
Walsh-Atkins was forced to stand down as head of the constitutional policy department at the Cabinet Office last Friday after she failed to engage brain before her fingers hit the pc keyboard to post a moronic message on Twitter, stating for the public record that she hoped the Scum-Watch group fighting for better regulation of the industry would “Simply fuck off, eat shit and die – and I’m prepared to help it along.”
The Shitehall grasser’s leaked memos provided hard copy evidence that while Walsh-Atkins had met representatives of the UK Public Affairs Council (UK-PAC) - a lobby industry body promoting self-regulation - four times since September 2010, she refused meetings with the three groups fighting for reforms – specifically Scum-Watch, Unlock Democracy and the Alliance for Lobbying Transparency.
Additional red top gutter press rags have now published details of Walsh-Atkins’ litany of sins, revealing that the menopausal maniac also posted a string of tweets attacking “bloody rude American scumbags” and “moronic tourists” - and now faces an internal investigation into possible breaches of the civil service’s code of conduct 11th Commandment – “Thou shalt not get found out”.
Alas, the offensive comments, all considered deeply inappropriate for a senior civil servant, can longer be viewed on the Twitter network after her account was shut down by Shitehall whips in the spirit of political correctness – and to diffuse claims that while Walsh-Atkins was tasked with preparing the government's consultation proposal on a statutory register for lobbyists - a key part of the political reform package promoted by Deputy PM Mick Clogg’s Librarian Dummercrats – she had struck up 'a very cosy and corrupt relationship with the lobbying industry' – yet was shunning reform campaigners like the plague.
Hmmm, anyone smell a rat? A ‘Lobbyists Regulation Bill’ – drafted by the lobbyists themselves – that sounds about right for this fuck-up of a Libservative Coalition government.
Unlock Democracy, a group campaigning for constitutional reform in the UK, tweeted a fitting riposte to Ms Walsh-Atkins outburst, stating “Whitehall’s corrupt relationship with the lobbying industry needs to die” - referring in part to last October’s resignation scandal involving the Defence Minister Liam Pox and sinister connections to his bent lobbyist gay boyfriend Adam Qwerty – and their joint links with dodgy Mid-East arms dealers and the UK Ambassador to Israel Matthew ‘Shylock’ Gould arranging their covert conclaves with Mossad - aimed at conjuring Broken Britain’s foreign policy agenda to suit the capricious whims of the rogue Zionist state.
Bazzer McScrote, the director of Scum-Watch, informed one press hack from the Graft & Corruption Gazette that “Here we have yet again a stellar example of the fact that Shitehall’s civil service bureaucrats hate democracy and accountability. Eirian Walsh-Atkins is simply another despicable, class act senior civil servant with a disproportionate sense of her own importance and sense of entitlement, nurturing this culture of abuse of privilege and forwarding the self-serving aims of entrenched commercial interests.”
“It’s not a lobbyist register we need but rather giving the entire civil service system a massive enema and clean out all the crap infesting Shitehall’s proverbial colon. The entire civil service is a cluster-fuck organisation staffed by ego-massaging megalomaniacs, raving public school poofters, cottagers, fudge-doggers, rug-munching dykes and kiddie fiddling paedo’s – plus the type of scumbags who hang around public lavatories and give decent hard-working sodomites a bad name.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
According to a report in the ‘Scandal’ section of yesterday’s Daily Shitraker, one of Whitehall’s legion of back-stabbing whistleblower’s has contacted Ox-Rat, the government abuse watchdog, and snitched on the civil service official in charge of drawing up plans to regulate lobbying – revealing that Ms Eirian Walsh-Atkins actually held covert, in camera discussions with industry officials four times in the run up to the publication of the Government's controversial consultation paper – yet refused to meet with the campaign groups who have been petitioning the House of Conmans for the very same reforms.
Walsh-Atkins was forced to stand down as head of the constitutional policy department at the Cabinet Office last Friday after she failed to engage brain before her fingers hit the pc keyboard to post a moronic message on Twitter, stating for the public record that she hoped the Scum-Watch group fighting for better regulation of the industry would “Simply fuck off, eat shit and die – and I’m prepared to help it along.”
The Shitehall grasser’s leaked memos provided hard copy evidence that while Walsh-Atkins had met representatives of the UK Public Affairs Council (UK-PAC) - a lobby industry body promoting self-regulation - four times since September 2010, she refused meetings with the three groups fighting for reforms – specifically Scum-Watch, Unlock Democracy and the Alliance for Lobbying Transparency.
Additional red top gutter press rags have now published details of Walsh-Atkins’ litany of sins, revealing that the menopausal maniac also posted a string of tweets attacking “bloody rude American scumbags” and “moronic tourists” - and now faces an internal investigation into possible breaches of the civil service’s code of conduct 11th Commandment – “Thou shalt not get found out”.
Alas, the offensive comments, all considered deeply inappropriate for a senior civil servant, can longer be viewed on the Twitter network after her account was shut down by Shitehall whips in the spirit of political correctness – and to diffuse claims that while Walsh-Atkins was tasked with preparing the government's consultation proposal on a statutory register for lobbyists - a key part of the political reform package promoted by Deputy PM Mick Clogg’s Librarian Dummercrats – she had struck up 'a very cosy and corrupt relationship with the lobbying industry' – yet was shunning reform campaigners like the plague.
Hmmm, anyone smell a rat? A ‘Lobbyists Regulation Bill’ – drafted by the lobbyists themselves – that sounds about right for this fuck-up of a Libservative Coalition government.
Unlock Democracy, a group campaigning for constitutional reform in the UK, tweeted a fitting riposte to Ms Walsh-Atkins outburst, stating “Whitehall’s corrupt relationship with the lobbying industry needs to die” - referring in part to last October’s resignation scandal involving the Defence Minister Liam Pox and sinister connections to his bent lobbyist gay boyfriend Adam Qwerty – and their joint links with dodgy Mid-East arms dealers and the UK Ambassador to Israel Matthew ‘Shylock’ Gould arranging their covert conclaves with Mossad - aimed at conjuring Broken Britain’s foreign policy agenda to suit the capricious whims of the rogue Zionist state.
Bazzer McScrote, the director of Scum-Watch, informed one press hack from the Graft & Corruption Gazette that “Here we have yet again a stellar example of the fact that Shitehall’s civil service bureaucrats hate democracy and accountability. Eirian Walsh-Atkins is simply another despicable, class act senior civil servant with a disproportionate sense of her own importance and sense of entitlement, nurturing this culture of abuse of privilege and forwarding the self-serving aims of entrenched commercial interests.”
“It’s not a lobbyist register we need but rather giving the entire civil service system a massive enema and clean out all the crap infesting Shitehall’s proverbial colon. The entire civil service is a cluster-fuck organisation staffed by ego-massaging megalomaniacs, raving public school poofters, cottagers, fudge-doggers, rug-munching dykes and kiddie fiddling paedo’s – plus the type of scumbags who hang around public lavatories and give decent hard-working sodomites a bad name.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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