Lord Alli Beatified as Labour Saint

Food Bank Britain’s noxious Labour Party – perennially adept when ignoring their own record of political excesses - while blatantly engaged in slagging off the Tory gang for all they’re worth - have now compromised themselves to a point of lacking in any format of credibility – or public trust – and freshly re-mired in a veneer of one-coat sleaze regarding their own in-house Lord Seedy Alli ‘political donations’ freebie scadalabera spotlight exposure.

Adding insult to injury we have this repulsive and hypocritical skanger – the Labour Party’s shameless Chancellor (aka Minister for Sleaze) – the one and only rabid Rachel Thieves - back-pocketing all manner of freebie kit from their deep pockets party donor, Lord Weedy Alli - while publicly declaring that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners are simply going to have to, quote: ‘tighten their belts’ – with regard to her slashing their £300 nicker winter fuel payments.

Hmmm, and this from a ministerial appointment Labour MP who’s pocketing a salary – plus expenses - heating bills paid - etc, (along with the ‘honorarium’ back-hander fiddles – and Uncle Alli’s free work clothes) in excess of £150,000 per annum.

And that folks is just the fringe shit when we review the record of sleaze, nepotism and avarice veering off the graft and corruption scale – so just wait ‘til we get to Labour’s deputy leader (sic), the ginger mingin Mangela Rayner, filling her goodies shopping bag from Lord Alli’s freebie ‘lucky dip’ bran tub – and HRH, ‘call me Sir’ - aka Two Tier Keir - Stammerer – with the token Director’s Box made available to watch his soccer team of choice, the premier league Asshole FC, at their Holloway Emirates Stadium home ground.

Then, to compound the ‘sort the rot’ hypocrisy, we have £32,000 quid’s-worth of assorted freebies - that emanate a stench of corruption – and that is without reference to his personal, conflict of interest intervention – first slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowance of a mere £300 nicker - while sucking up to his socialist scumbag TUC union pals, and okaying their mega-bucks pay raises.

To wit, viz receipt of their House of Conmans Parliamentary salaries, surely this afore-mentioned freebies-grubbing trio – along with a gaggle of fellow Labour scroungers, can afford to keep warm this Winter, all thanks to Lord Alli Cat’s mega-bucks wardrobe donations - for overcoats, woolly hats, scarves and gloves.

Okay, now for the burning question of the day that every fucker n their dog wants answered. WTF does the Labour Party’s token openly gay Muslim political meddler - come wheeler-dealing financier - Lord Seedy Alli, get in return for all this open wallet largess – apart from his very own, personal front door key to 10, Downing Street?

Hmmm, what else, we are inclined to wonder - for the stench of corruption is worse than Labour’s previous days in office when the venal likes of Slime Minister Tony Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson, and Alastair Campbell formed the core element of Government – and took it upon their egocentric and corrupt selves to ordain, and commit, the illegal military invasion of Iraq by British troops, and the ‘sans due process’ execution of the incumbent President, Sadam Hussein. 

Perhaps Labour should be baptised anew - as the Cesspit Party.

There again, on the subject of greasy palms outstretched, perhaps Lord Moneybags Alli might like to extend this ‘Labour only’ largess to financing the winter fuel payments of Broken Britain’s old age pensioners – now cancelled by his scumbag pet, Keir Stammerer.

Yep, and on this very subject, the MP for Canterbury, one Rosie Duffield, a rarity in and of herself – as a politico still possessed of a social conscience - has just quit the Labour Party - actually jumped ship in an act of public media denouncement – before Stammerer and his cabinet of like-minded, unscrupulous reprobates cause the party to sink further into a quagmire trap of nepotism, graft and corruption.

Nice one Rosie, but we doubt anything is gonna radically change for the better, and definitely not before the next general election - when the surviving frost-bitten old age pensioner community take their timely revenge - and vote, en masse, to kick this nasty, degenerate-staffed Labour Party out of office.

There again, Broken Britain’s common herd voting public seem to suffer from collective amnesia viz the subject of political malfeasance – (remember the illegal invasions / war-mongering, closet case cottager, Tony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar - and his faithful (sic) Scottie side kick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon) - so thus doubtless of not living up to the pledge of ‘clearing out the rot’ Labour will be re-elected to office at some future date - with Lord Seedy Alli – (lately elevated by the Labour Party’s High Priests and Grand Mandarins, gathering in conclave, to the beatified holy rank of Saint Alli of Covent Garden) – continues to keep topping up the sleaze trough for the Labour hierarchy to dip its collective snouts into.

Hmmm, as pure as Caesar’s wife they are not.

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