Friday 13 September 2024

Public Notice: Lost Purse Alert

If any ‘still remotely honest’ member of our island nation’s public demographic happens to finds a discarded purse, stolen from Broken Britain’s ‘Policing Minister’ – the scraggle-haired Dame Diana ‘Bird’s Nest’ Johnson, OBE – (incumbent Labour Party MP for Kingston upon-Hull North & Cottingham) - while she was delivering a speech – ironically on the subject of our nation’s current, unbridled epidemic of ‘petty theft’ - to the annual Police Superintendents' Association conference - which senior Plod Squad officers attended at the Chesford Grange four-star hotel in Kenilworth (Midlands) – please dial 999 to contact your local bobby shop.

The opportunistic thieves struck and lifted Dame Diana’s belongings while the repulsive Miss ‘Durian Crotch’ was otherwise occupied, exercising her bloated ego, and displaying unqualified, arrogant pretensions - gobbing off at the podium – full volume, and high in oath - slagging the legacy of a hapless ‘now-in-opposition’ Tory Party government, as being solely responsible for the current epidemic of antisocial behaviour, theft, and shoplifting that is plaguing Food Bank Britain - and further outlined Labour’s plans to boost policing numbers with a legion – 13,000, no less – of educationally sub-normal 'Neighbourhood Watch' plastic plods.

The dozy Dame is of a mind the Labour Party's mission must be to restore compliance with the rule of law on British streets - including restoring respect for our once-proud United Kingdom’s ‘now – alas - ‘politicised’ and IQ-deficient Plod Squad – a quality sadly eroded due decades of graft and corruption – and gross incompetence -and signing up educationally-sub-normal recruits - evidenced across the entire national police forces, along with their adoption of the Woke cult message, and this anti-democratic mission to oversee the suppression of free speech protests - now branded as 'subversive'.

Johnson continued "Too many town centres and high streets across the country have been gripped by this epidemic of anti-social behaviour, theft and shoplifting – directly linked to socio-political protests by right-wing anarchists - which is corroding our communities and cannot be allowed to continue.”

Hmmm, and while unbridled illegal immigration surges more each day? Dream on, ducky.

How this moronic baggage squirmed her slack arse into the post of Policing Minister - and then, faster than a rat out of a septic tank, onto the Privy Council - requires a dose of close scrutiny investigation – for the mind boggles at the level of hypocrisy this crooked old trout is spouting.

For the record, and the greater public’s awareness, viz Johnson’s honesty – or rather the lack of such - during Broken Britain’s 2009 House of Conmans ‘and’ Upper House of Frauds Parliamentary expenses-fiddling scandal, it was revealed that Johnson had her sticky fingers in the till, and claimed £987 quid in architects fees for her second home, which she was directed to repay – plus a rip-off £563 quid claim for household crockery (cups n saucers) rejected as ‘excessive’

So too we recall, with crystal clarity, of Johnson’s ‘EUSSR Remainiac stance, ref’ being in all-out support for a ‘second’ Brexit vote, was one that  incited those of a differing public opinion to threaten her with being shot ‘and’ hung - and that, in and of itself, is no mean political achievement in the Britain of today.

Ergo, so now, in the form of Diana Johnson MP, we have a ‘conflict of interest’ pro-Zionist Plod Squad minister in our national Parliament who acts as the vice-chair of the Labour Party’s Friends of the Rogue State of Israel, and like her boss, ‘call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, opposes, then and now, the Boycott, Investments and Sanctions of Israel socio-political campaign.

However, enough of this nasty bitch’s duplicity and expenses-fiddling dishonesty, so back to the missing handbag and purse news item.

Gee n Wow! No shit, Sherlock – this is the funniest thing we’ve heard this week - and all on the same day that Sir Keir Stammerer sanctioned the early release of 1,750 criminals from prison – to free up space for the thousands of scrotes awaiting sentence for the heinous crime of exercising their freedom of speech and public protest rights - in the wake of the 29 July 2024 Southport mass stabbings.

Canny readers will recall this involved the murder of three young primary school-age girls by some foreign psycho from Rwanda with negative social issues – and the ensuing public arena ‘finger-pointing’ protests that dissed the ‘not-fit-to-govern’ Labour Party on their non-existent policy of stopping illegal immigration – before they set foot on our south coast beaches – and preferably prior to them ever launching their inflatable dinghy’s from the Channel-facing coast of France.

Okay, back to the banner headline title issue - own up yer scally twats – who the fuck nicked Johnson’s bag and purse?

Really, and at a Plod Squad conference too. Yer just can’t trust any fucker – or their dog – nowadays – even if they are wearing a Plod Squad uniform.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx6xvvn25xo

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/policing-minister-diana-johnson-theft-police-conference

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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