Labour’s Latest Scandal: Wardrobegate

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of Labour Party ‘dodgy donations’ hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Come feast your eyes on the latest national gutter press scandal-ridden news headlines as New Labour’s 2024 annual party conference kick starts with a customary (albeit vomitus) mutual ego-massaging session at Grim-up-North's Scouseland-by-the-Sea.

Stop press latest:

Wardrobegate hits Downing Street - and the poxy Parliament’s entire House of Conmans, and Upper House of Frauds doss pit patronage system is caught out - and bared to the public eye.

A dodgy donation too far from Labour’s Lord Seedy Back-Alli-Rat.

Exposed: Two Tier Keir in his freebie unisex panties – or are those his wife’s?

Do they swap n share –  is ‘Sir’ Keir cross-dressing?

Does the ‘Shameless’ Party’s Crime Minister have trans-gender-bender issues?

Yep, you read it right first time – the Labour Party’s ‘money for old rope’ Slime Minister, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, after copping a customary dose of bad press over the past few days, has gone public; announcing that he – in his virtuous role as PM - will no longer be accepting freebies, or personal donations, to buy clothes for himself, or his wife – or any further cosy and private ‘corporate box’ Premier League soccer match ticket gifts from favour-seeking corporate scumbags – with that, in and of itself, being a tacit admission he got it wrong in the first place. Amen.

Hmmm, so declareth Sir Keir - while none of which hardly instils confidence that his equally corrupt sidekick cabinet ministers – the likes of Chancellor Rachel Thieves or the ginger-mingin Deputy Slime Minister - 'Brand Mangela' - Rayner will follow this example of more-at-scent-than-substance, ‘post-facto’ political rectitude as they continue their divine Labour mission of 'doing God's work' - by refilling the purported £22 billion quid 'black hole' in the national piggy bank - and bestowing Broken Britain's common herd with cultural enlightenment.

So where do we place the ever-righteous and virtue-preaching Labour Party’s current Wardrobegate scandalous doings on the Parliamentary House of Conmans graft and corruption scale of 1 to 10 – with 1 being for goody-goody MP’s genuine mistakes – and 10 for the hypocrisy-ridden dog wankers who proselytize moral rectitude and professional ethics for everyone else - yet are personally mired in all manner of unscrupulous, low life scumbaggery?

Regardless of Stammerer’s pledges, this EUSSR Remainiac / Brussels stooge – contemplating the traitorous act of reversing Brexit - still comes across as the type of person who, if one were somehow coerced into shaking his hand, would intuitively prompt you to count all your fingers were still attached after doing so.

Meanwhile, the above question besides, and on hold, the gutter press media are in a feeding frenzy, and making a feast-worthy banquet of this latest Labour Party scandal expose – questioning why Stammerer, who claims a Crime Minister's £££ mega-bucks salary of £167,000 nicker – plus all manner of questionable ‘extraneous’ taxpayer-funded £££ expenses - is still on the cadge for freebies?

‘What a cheap twat’ is the word on the streets – from Labour and Tory voters alike – while avoiding repeats of the expletive-loaded critical condemnation from the Lib-Dums and Nigel Barrage’s Reform gang - albeit all find this typical of the ‘sense of entitlement' and abuse of privilege delusion that affects the parasitic politico mindset – and the whole issue is rife with the stench of dishonesty, and crony corruption – for accepting any format of freebies – from favour-seeking titled donor sources, such as the greasy Lord Seedy Alli.

Little wonder the scrounging Stammerer is bestowed with the sobriquet of Two Tier Keir – and ‘Sir’ Puritanical Hypocrisy – with both sticky paws out to grab the politico soccer match ticket freebies – especially from Lord Seedy – who in return cops a freebie visitor pass to 10 Downing Street.

£167,000 quid per annum, yet Stammerer – a political ‘leader’ (sic) who possesses the all charisma of a Bombay public toilet - still pockets ‘donations’ (sic) for ‘work clothes’ - and free pairs of knickers for his missus – yet slashes our OAP’s vital winter fuel allowances – actions that bear the sleaze and cronyism stench of this delusional legacy of egregious regal entitlement and abuse of privilege that blights the purportedly ‘high-born’ elitist ranks of our sick society.

The manner in which this political hypocrite – a keen Arsehole soccer team fan - has come under scrutiny for accepting thousands of pounds worth of free football tickets over the last Parliament – and cops an £8,000 quid private box for premier league soccer matches – while our hapless OAP’s £300 nicker vital winter fuel payments get gutted - then turns into a preaching moralist and slags off every other opposition party politico for sleaze - and in such a manner that he should be clad out in the sackcloth and ashes raiment’s of some self-flagellating, reborn evangelist.

Ergo, one Tory spokesperson opined to gutter press media hacks that: "Keir Stammerer and his top team of fellow hypocrites have accepted thousands of pounds in freebie clothes - whilst simultaneously consigning ten million pensioners to a cold and hard winter – through which many will freeze and die.”

"For not only have they loaded up on freebies whilst lecturing the common herd public on the subjects integrity, morality, and tough choices - they have – either through pre-thought deliberation – or incompetence - continuously failed to register these ‘graft n sleaze-mired’ crony gifts."

To add further insult to injury, we have this scumbag of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves, making a public media statement viz the OAP’s slashed winter fuel allowance payments, that “.... pensioners need to be tightening their belts ...” while raking in all manner of questionable gifts and ‘work clothes’ £££ cash donations personally.

WTF? Why can’t they do the rounds of the local Worstminster jumble sales or Oxscam charity shops for clothes like the rest of us?

But there again, the common herd are not raking in an wage, or a pension allotment, of £167,000 quid per annum alike these afore-mentioned hypocrites.

Nor are we commoners fortunate enough to be bestowed with a £14,000 quid back-hander - from the ever-generous Lord Seedy Back Alli - for two piss-ups to mark our birthday - alike Education Secretary ‘Bandy Bridgette’ Phillipson - then claim they were 'work events' – or accept free tickets for megastar Taylor Swift’s ‘Childless Cat Lady’ concert - then have the hard-faced audacity to state - for the public record - 'they were hard to turn down'.

Too true, for that’s how ‘seduction to corruption’ works, ducky.

Oh yes, we’ve all heard Stammerer’s ‘agent of change’ / ‘we are not the Tories’ political speech bullshit – thus contradicted by the deluded sense of 'I’m a VIP' entitlement.

Thus a question for this Prime Minister - earning £167,000 a year, plus expenses: if you need donations to help buying your purported ‘work wardrobe’ and reading specs – and that of your politically ‘unemployed’ missus - then why shouldn’t pensioners on £13,000 a year get help with their heating?

(Que? WTF? £13,000 per annum? I’m 76 years old and get less than £10,000).

Regardless, this arbitrary slashing of our OAP’s winter fuel allowance - to fill some rumoured black hole in the national coffers - shall manifest in negative fashion, alike Marley’s ghost, and become a spectre that haunts them in perpetuity.

Okay, a switch of tracks viz the graft and corruption rail network.

Guess who is spread across the front page banner headlines of the national dailies this week – from beyond the grave – regarding latter-day expose accusations of sexual molestation and rape?

Why none other than the now-deceased Phony Pharaoh of Harrods - that notorious serial sex pest groper - and diminutive dwarf, Mohammed al Fayed, viz accusations of rape – and what a convenient moment to make mention of Stammerer’s past Director of Pubic Persecutions role in failing - through corrupt intent or incompetence – to ignore the numerous victims police complaints and refuse to prosecute his Freemasonic brother, al Fayed – with an arbitrary decision the case against  the Harrods owner should not be pursued, as there was 'no realistic chance of conviction' – after receiving a couple of freebie ‘Harrods Own’ brand new suits from some 'anonymous donor' (sic).

So too, much as he ‘decided’ – still as Director of Pubic Persecutions - failed to prosecute one more fellow brother Mason, the BBC’s celebrity – and ‘untouchable’ notorious paedo-sex pest – none other than the now-mortally-expired ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ Savile.

Yep, that’s all folks – and Sir Keir is now the Prime Minister of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) and leader of our once-proud, world-leading, island nation – today, due decades of socio-political mismanagement, reduced to a fleeting shadow of its former, valiant greatness.

If that is the best the British electorate can do for a political leader, then Gawd help us.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13875069/Sir-Keir-Starmer-team-two-decades-peer-Lord-Waheed-Alli.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyvpv1lzq6o

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13874779/The-stark-naked-rendezvous-Mayfair-Turkish-bath-saw-BBCs-debonair-ex-royal-expert-strike-secret-deal-protect-rapist-boss-Mohamed-Al-Fayed-GUY-ADAMS-Investigates.html

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