Tuesday 30 May 2023

Who Gave Plod Squad Thugs Tasers?

Plod Squad Heavies Rough Up & Handcuff 91-year-old Disabled Granny.

Six uniformed Plod Squad officers from the Met’s elite Moron Unit are being investigated over an incident in Peckham, south-east London, where an elderly woman, Gladys McDuff, was threatened with a Taser, then handcuffed, and had her head thrust into a mesh spit hood - following a report of the 91-year-old Grandma engaging in a violent, fisticuffs dispute with her Albanian care worker.

Que? WTF? These wankers have been wrist-slapped then confined to non-public intercourse duties, and reported to the fucking what? The Independent Office for Police Conduct? The entire six shit-for-brains barbaric scumsters should be dragged before a human rights commission and sentenced to a corrective prison term - in the most notorious Sodomite Penitentiary in Broken Britain - Nonceland's Barlinnie.

The gospel according to IOPC officials, discussing the incident with a gutter press hack from the Uniformed Thugs Gazette, one of the offending plods has been suspended – on full pay – with the five others placed on restricted duties, and will have no personal contact with the public demographic (hopefully ever again).

Irate and concerned members of Mrs McDuff’s family were permitted to view bodycam recorded footage of the disgraceful treatment visited on their Mother / Grandmother / Great-Grandmother by members of the Moron Unit, with Detective-Chief Superintendent Morton Ratstrangler stating for the public record:

"While I do not wish to pre-judge the officer’s actions, hopefully they can justify this use of force and restraint – and get their story straight - that this dangerous old woman turned violent on them, and the deployment of the Taser, fitting the spit hood, and handcuffing her, was actually for their own protection, and that of the public in general.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c72m5705190o

Well, the mob-handed thuggery visited on 91-year-old disabled Mrs McDuff is sweet fuck all when one considers the incidence of the two Plod Squad thugs under criminal investigation regarding the violent death of a male member of the public who was shot with a Taser, causing him to fall from an apartment block upper floors balcony- also in Peckham, south-east London, same as the previous fubar Plod Squad incident.

Officers were called to a flat in Scally Alley Park, Peckham, to reports of a man threatening to jump from his 5th floor balcony – where one officer discharged his Taser to subdue the man (who is yet to be identified) – which knocked him backwards, causing him to plummet five floors to the pavement – where he did not bounce very far.

Both IQ-deficient Plods have been served with gross misconduct notices for potentially breaching police standards of professional behaviour, and are being investigated for gross negligence; with the Plod who discharged the Taser investigated for an unlawful act of manslaughter.

Conversely, the IOPC stated that “This does not necessarily mean that criminal charges or disciplinary proceedings will follow."

Oh my, even if the bloke was suicidal and did jump, the worse outcome was one of his being killed in the fall. Ergo, whether he really did intend to jump, or was simply suffering a depression episode from reading about London Mayor Sad Dick Khan’s intended ULEZ extortion; or viewing his latest council tax bill; or the fact that the coming week’s BBC television programming schedule was even shittier than usual – who knows.

Regardless, the attending Plod Squad morons made the ‘to jump or not to jump’ decision for him – via the unnecessary act of Tasering the hapless bloke.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65531476

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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