In today's ‘Utter Insanity is the New Normal’ skewed news edition we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Tranny Gender Benders Rule – a timely scandalous exposé of men posing as women – to gain unfair advantage and win ‘female sports events - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy, cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Okay, now for the question of the day.
While it all still seems kosher with the Woke joke political correctness/ diversity & inclusion cult for hairy-arsed blokes posing as trans-gender-bender females to pop down a couple of oestrogen hormone tablets then compete - unfairly (and win) - in women’s athletics events – are they so too actually permitted to carry knives – and stab any fucker n their dog – specifically sports event organisers and judges - who have the brazen audacity to cry ‘Foul’ or ‘Cheat’?
The recent – and continuing – brouhaha viz trans-women (that’s guys with cocks n bollocks n a developed muscular structure – kitted out in girlie togs) being allowed to compete in real / biological-born women’s sports events has raked up a scandalous, albeit overlooked, factor regarding the standing record for the Aberystwyth Parkrun fell race (in Welsh Wales) is still held by a female-impersonating violent criminal – for the past six years.
Rightly so, the backlash occurred when the Parkrun fell race women's record was revealed to be still held by a trans-gender-bender contestant known as Lauren Jeska – (formerly Michael Jameson) - who was jailed for attempted murder in the wake of a vicious knife attack on a UK Athletics official during a dispute and ruckus with other real females of the human species regarding him / her / it (pronouns?) competing as a female when clearly a ‘swinging dick’ male.
Feminist activist and fell runner, Glenda McSlagg, confided to one gutter press hack from the Cross Dressers Gazette she was 'lost for words' that Lauren Jeska still retained not only the Aberystwyth Parkrun fell race title, but also, by default, the Aberystwyth Knife Throwing Trophy for pinning the UK Athletics' head of human resources, Ralph Knibbs, to the door of his office with a set of razor-sharp stiletto blades.
Jeska, who by impersonating a female of the species and cheating, eventually won the British Women’s fell-running championship, was jailed in 2017 for a prison sentence of 18 years for attempted murder following a dispute with UK Athletics official Ralph Knibbs viz his / her / its eligibility to compete as a female athlete - when she was born a male - turned violent and she repeatedly stabbed and wounded Knibbs with knives, causing him life-changing permanent injuries – and injuring two other UK Athletics staff member colleagues who rushed to Knibbs’ assistance during the frenzied attack.
The hapless Knibbs suffered borderline fatal injuries when the piranha-fanged Jeska took two knives to his office at Birmingham's Alexander Stadium and attacked him after being officially informed the Parkrun fell race titles would be held null and void due his testosterone levels test indicating he was still more at male than female.
To conclude, Parkrun fell race regulations have, to date, moronically permitted runners to self-identify their gender as male; female; transgender; gender neutral; non-binary; agender; pangender; genderqueer; two-spirit; third gender; non-binary; prefer not to say; don’t know – and don’t want to know – hence enabling men posing as women to repeatedly beat the ‘weaker sex’ and smash previous female records.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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