Computer Model Predicts Climate Calamity

Que? WTF is this nefarious hit n miss guessology game being employed by a phalanx of psychotic Woke morons, hell bent to seize some superior moral advantage in their irrational predictions viz the future state of our Planet Earth’s prevailing weather and climate conditions – and implementing inefficient and unreliable energy policies - all with an end game purpose of enriching the super-rich even more? 

For now is the time to worry, when we have a stooge status smart ass techie cult using computer modelling to forecast the purported planetary scale ‘negative weather effects’ caused by climate change.

Oh my, no shit, Sherlock; the mind boggles. A gaggle of computer geeks n nerds running Microslop Windows programmes to conjure up Bent Bill Gates’ personal end of the world wet dream – for the entire global warming narrative is a construct to justify the control of populations – numbers, habitations, migrations, and food supply.

Whereas the entire exercise amounts to no more than pseudo-intellectual guesswork: rubbish in = rubbish out. And that scenario works just as well with bullshit in = bullshit out.

Yep, take a step back, breathe in, and relax – for the entire End of Times control freak masterplan scenario is based on the dog & pony show IPCC manipulated - (read ‘conjured’ – as per the fanciful 1:5 degrees Centigrade global warming figure) - CO2 ‘estimates’ – and in accordance with the fake science dogma, fuck all consideration is given viz solar radiation vagaries, nor other galactic / local / mid and lower troposphere / prevailing jet stream influences taken into account – as the greedy entities overseeing the ‘studies’ are investment / profit-motivated viz this zero carbon / green deal money-grubbing agenda – flogging off their crap solar panels to Eskimos – and 'energy negative' wind turbines to hapless souls in the clines where de wind don’t often blow – to charge and power ‘battery bomb’ electric cars – and overpriced ground source central heating pumps.

But the hard sell wind turbines factor is an ironic joke when this invention was considered a technological breakthrough – windmills - when our first Plantagenet monarch, Henry II, was on the throne of England in 1155, and a zero index record of the prototypes keeping sheep awake at nights, nor instances of the ‘blade strike’ beheading of wildfowl, as with these latter-day eyesore monstrosities.

Ergo, does the unqualified arrogance of the Woke climate change Inquisition classify our real science-based climate change scepticism as the new ‘atheism’? This alternative climate view posed by street smart weather research apostates, fuelled on a diet of common sense?

Here we refer to those who wisely shun the Extinction Rebellion protests, and avoid the antics of the Just Stop Traffic sociopath morons – and refuse to listen to the doomsday dribble proclaimed as gospel by Sweden’s very own ‘autism-on-legs’ climate alarmist, Greta Wankberg - and the rest of her 'end of times' cataclysm fanatical celebrity dingbat pals – none of whom have done their fucking homework viz fossil fuels – cos oil and gas are abiotic and not of fossil origin.

Yet alas, at this stage, due establishment incompetence, and manifold corruption, the governments of the day have lost control of the real science narrative to the Woke joke cult’s ‘for profit’ climate change fearmongering cabal.

To wit, what would a classic Freudian diagnosis make of the gullible public demographic’s climate hysteria, we speculate? Most likely a hopeless case of utter fucking stupidity gone pandemic. Thank you, Sigmund.

For the record, our planetary climate changes continually, since the day the Earth settled down from volcanic chaos and the planet switching magnetic poles – and arse-over-tit axial orbits - to an age of ‘weather’.

In the course of a lifetime an open-minded, sensible person will observe the negatives and positives associated with this phenomenon – especially so if one travels on a global scale – from mountains to deserts to isolated islands, to the Arctic North – or Antarctic South – to temperate forests to tropical jungles and rainforests, to pampas, to coastal shores, to Savannah grasslands – and experiences both the dry and monsoon ‘warm and cool’ seasons of far-off lands – and the vagaries of the oceanic El Nino and La Nina climate effects.

So, to the extinctionist doomsayers and other self-righteous climate activists, yet a further kick in the goolies, for CO2 is not the toxic greenhouse effect menace it is being branded as – (a mere 0.035% of our atmosphere) - but a gas both Earth and plant life require - for our current output of toxic shite into the atmosphere from whatever industry still remains – or was simply farmed out to India n the People’s Utopia of China - along with the burning / use of the misnamed ‘fossil fuels’ – then the skies of the Earth – specifically so in the de-industrialised West - are a damn sight clearer and purer than within the reign of the Industrial Age.

There again, WTF is the point of saying this when the entire global warming / climate change agenda is fabricated out of deep-fake science and mass media endorsed lies – (all profit motivated) - for the benefit (they hope) of a greed-fixated special interests minority – for it is these influence-peddling activism (bribes / blackmail) socio-political new green deal / net zero agenda promoting barbarians that are the existential threat to our planet and global population  - far more so than the vagaries of the Sun and our climate.

Yet these dog wankers are hell bent on pushing the ‘we’re all gonna die’ green deal / net zero CO23 bullshit that the Earth will never recover from anthropogenic environment damage.

Our good ole Earth has, in her some 5 billion years of life – been through and survived some pretty shitty geophysical events. Polar axis shifts and turning north to south head over heels; massive asteroid impacts; repeated ice ages – and melts; mass volcanic eruptions with sunlight blocked out for generations - and the atmosphere fogged with abrasive pumice dust and sulphur dioxide – and still She, Mother Nature / Gaia - and all life – flora and fauna – in the air, on the land, and in the rivers, lakes and sea – all returned and flourished. Some original species, no – while other novel appeared and flourished – including Homo Sapiens.

Accordingly, let us not overlook the fact that plants - trees and all flora green – live and thrive off CO2 – and if the CO2 goes, then they go – and by consequence, we go. Extinction level events all round.

All the manipulated and fake science climate change bullshit besides, and that annoying Swedish mental midget scrote, Greta Twatberg, screaming ‘we’re all gonna die’ – humans have made no significant alteration – positive or negative – to the biosphere that will be permanent – nuclear tests and depleted uranium included -  that our beloved Mother Earth herself is unable to deal with, and correct, in the fullness of planetary time – with the occasional extinction level event to eradicate ‘nuisance species’.

This is the work of Gaia, Mother Nature, the Earth Mother, working in symbiotic accord and a harmonious partnership with the Sun.

Ice Ages, glaciation,  massive asteroid impacts, continental scale earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, ocean-wide tsunamis – all contributed in one form or another to the past five great extinction level events that the Earth has experienced over the past several billion years of her existence – and recovered from – with a few worthy battle scars to boast.

Yet this promotion of a scaremongering, and looming, planetary cataclysm due climate change being linked solely to CO2 and human social / industrial activity in the short span of cosmic time we will be inhabiting the Earth before we all go the way of the Dodo is unqualified arrogance personified.

Mankind’s ‘recorded’ (sic) ten-plus thousand year presence, roaming, hunter-gathering, quarrying, mining, forestry, industrial activity – and the pollution caused by global warfare - is insignificant, and any and all damage caused by mankind’s industrial dereliction, Mother Earth will repair and make good, restoring to her former pristine state – once our species are finally gone – and, good riddance, extinct.

Fer fuck’s sake, in the Carboniferous Age, some 300 million years back, the average temperature was six degrees Centigrade elevated than today - with a 32% higher oxygen count than the current 20% - and our atmosphere is on a par with the Oligocene epoch, which ranged from 34 to 23 million years ago - a transitional phase between greenhouse and icehouse climate effects.

But this corporate profit-motive fuelled agenda – a fanciful goal of the entire world becoming carbon neutral by 2050 – is driven on a tsunami of virtue signalling and hysterical climate scare mongering – and has set the scene for a collectivist re-ordering of society under the visible aegis of the likes of ex-Microslop boss, Bent Bill – (beware his climate-friendly Gates of Hell yummy insect delights ‘Crunchy Roach’ Burgers) and the WEF’s ex-Nazi Youth gopher, the ridiculous Satan Klaus Schlob – driving this bonkers Great Reset notion that 80% of our current ‘cheap and efficient’ energy sources can be replaced in less than 30 years by windmills and solar panels – with nary a mention of the alternative / replacement source that can do the job – nuclear power.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.