In today's ‘Give the Dog a Bone’ utterly bonkers news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Woke Joke Holier Than Thou Virtue Signalling' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Engage Brain Before Opening Gob Stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The gospel according to some Woke joke spokes-wanker from the Animal Rising activist group, humans should not be allowed to keep dogs and cats as domestic pets – and thus, we presume via logical progression, this further applies to hamsters, rabbits, goldfish, budgies, and the slowcoach tortoise breed – plus, fuck knows, so too include the entire myriad of other animal species that our soft-hearted human society adopts, cares for, and bonds with, for companionship – including shit-anywhere lizards, pythons and boa constrictors?
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Knobhead’s Gazette tabloid weekly, activist Nathan McTwatt, related that, in his personal, unqualified opinion, people should not only be barred from keeping dogs and cats as pets, but also using members of the Equidae species (horses) to chase foxes, and race against each other, for the purpose of wagering bets viz who is fastest on the hoof, around the track, and over the fences.
Obviously these moronic virtue-signalling Woke wankers have not even touched on thinking this one through, when every fucker n their proverbial dog (sic) says ‘Okay, you win’ - and the entire pet populations of our once-sceptred isle of Albion are bestowed with a sui juris, unfettered, outdoors liberty none of them are equipped to deal with – or have any desire for – preferring the certainty of the constant food bowl on the kitchen floor, and a dedicated warm spot to crash out, on the fireside lambtex rug.
Here the Animal Rising pillocks are on a par with the dumb-clunt Just Stop Traffic eco-warriors who don’t even know WTF the geological classification of the fossil fuels they protest against actually are (oil n gas ain’t – they’re ‘abiotic’) - yet engage in broadcasting these shit-for-brains ‘no more oil n gas’ demands.
Ergo, guess who will be the first to whinge n complain when de lights go out – due the fact their hallowed clean n green (they ain’t) wind turbines are becalmed, and the zero carbon (they ain’t either) solar panels are smitten by cloudy skies (and night-time) – then it all goes off - the electric Tesla’s battery is flat, goggle boxes blank screens, along with the oven, microwave, fridge – and hot water heater – and it’s back to smoky old tallow candles and kero’ lamps.
Do any of these anti-this, anti-that, and anti-the-other activist tossers ever do the groundwork n research, or just jump on the bandwagon to protest the latest purported blight on society and / or the environment?
Alas, here we view yet another example of elitist pseudo-academic scrotes, arrogance personified, with their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege – stuffed full of the imbecilities and prejudices of their venal caste - following in the footsteps of an IQ-deficient Lucullus model, pigging out on the altar of perpetual ignorance – with each and every one of the inbred wankers sired from the dead end gene pool.
One argument the Animal Rising crew have is that the ‘countryside’ (rural areas) of our once-sceptred isle are now landscapes barren of biodiversity – and devoid of feral ‘wildlife’ (remember that word) – and if householders are to comply with this bonkers group’s manifesto, then toss their pets – whatever – out of the door, thus the countryside – and urban areas, will be over-run with ‘millions’ of freshly-liberated pets – an environment that cannot provide their required daily sustenance.
The trees full of budgies, mynahs, canaries, cockateels, and whatever, joining the ranks of the feral pigeon and landlubber seagull brigades - shitting all over everything below. The rivers and ponds chocker with goldfish n tropical aquatic species – competing with the sticklebacks and frogs for living space. The rural fields and woodlands – and back-alleys and sewers of the towns and cities - infested with urban-dwelling feral hamsters, guinea pigs and rabbits – in rival company with the masses of dogs and cats - Fido and Tiddles - foraging for sustenance and shelter – with rabies rampant.
Let’s think ahead for a moment – a spot of social prediction. Who wants to bet that little Johnny – or Julie – is gonna say ‘No way!’ to running a ‘sixpenny errand’ for Grandma, down to the corner shop for a packet of ciggies, or put her Lotto on – for fear of being ripped to shreds by the ‘now-feral’ packs of pit bull terriers and mean, ginger moggies lurking in the alleyways and roadside hedges and eyeing up any pre-pubescent kids as a source of today’s lunch.
Oh my, if one
considers the current trend of nonsense consuming society with the Woke joke
aligned climate change cult, and force feeding nursery class kiddies the pros n
cons of trans-gender-bender theory; and this Animal Rising clique have chosen
the ‘run loose n free’ emancipation of household pets as the hill to die on, then
society, and the entire human race in general, have hit a burn rate criteria - where
credibility and sanity are concerned.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/animal-rising-eco-woke-epsom-derby-pets
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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