Thursday 22 June 2023

Novara Editor Wins Bimbo Award

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Mental Case Media Hack Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Intellectually-Challenged Slappers Posing as Journalists – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Cream Cake Communist’ political hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Novara Media ‘senior editor’ (sic), Ash Sarkar, has sparked a furious backlash with her utterly grotesque ‘shit-for-brains’ tweet regarding the fate of the passengers and crew of the ‘See the Titanic Wreck’ tourist mini-sub - that now appears, to all intents and purposes – iceberg collisions besides - to be on the verge of suffering a similar sea-bottom fate as the doomed passenger liner itself.

So, the question of the day being posed by a head-scratching public is this: who – or what – are Novara Media – and Ms.Gash Sidekar?

Novara Media magazine is the type of news sheet found hanging behind the door of public toilets – due its singular saving grace - the superb absorbent quality of its pages – a definite requirement for efficient arse-wiping.

While Novara presents itself as enigmatic – a bit of a mystery wrapped in some toxic tax dodge - it has direct (ownership / control) links to the mentally-challenged bods at Thousand Hands Ltd. – and staffed by Jimbo Butler and the career, all-weathers, public display nudist, Aaron Bastardi – who, as a self-declared ‘Tracksuit Commie’ – when not otherwise occupied attempting to avoid crowds of people laughing at him, devotes the remainder of his waking hours promoting a personal version of fully automated luxury communism – a political brand which Russian leader, Bad Vlad Putrid, has personally denounced as Western ‘running dog’ heresy.

As to the Thousand Hands aspect, this was incorporated in 2018 by sole (listed) directors and oligarch haters, Craig Gent and Patrick Best – and rumoured to be covertly funded by ex-Nazi Youth gopher and international shit-stirring Hungarian zillionaire, Georgie ‘Wrinkles’ Soreass.

Novara Media’s stated political vision is to enact utter nihilism on the known Universe – starting with Food Bank Britain’s lower House of Conmans, and upper House of Frauds dosspit – and then the Square Mile City – and the Banks.

Yet the entire shebang, in fact, appears to be some half-arsed and unhinged leftie-Commie revolutionary wannabee shit show – obviously not quite achieving its political ends with any great success, as did the Bolsheviks in 1917 Russia, for the Tory Nasty Party are still in office.

Nor does Novara quite represent the razor-sharp edge of extreme Communist ideology, as per the Stalinist era of card-carrying party membership, when terminal trips to the Siberian Holiday Camps were de rigeur for any and all who actually voiced a contrary opinion to the State-approved political ideology – ref Trotsky, who copped an ice axe in the back of his skull for asking Georgian Joe too many awkward questions.

As to the offending commentator, Ash Sidekar, a Muslim, and thus a religious communist, no less - (Marx would be proud of the lady – if that is her gender – but who can tell in these dizzy, tranny-inclusive days) – has generated a shit-storm of criticism by implying that, as the Ocean Graves Expeditions tour group passengers forked out US $250,000 bucks per person to view the deep water Titanic wreck site, then the rich and shameless of this world should be taxed more.

Sarkar's venal comments came as five passengers onboard were forecast to run out of oxygen at around 12pm Thursday, UK time – with her stating for the public record: "If the super-rich can spend $250,000 on vanity jaunts a couple of miles down in the Atlantic Ocean, then they're not being taxed enough."

Nice one, Ash. You are real-time Dzerzhinsky material.

Here we have the perfect template for how a virtuous, caring communist reacts as five human beings - a teen included - may well be gasping their last breaths, delusional on accumulated CO2 - and, regardless of Ocean Graves arrogant and boastful CEO, Stockpile Tush, claiming the Titanic dive in his cobbled together submarine is 'safer than crossing the M1 while blindfolded' -  these five hapless passengers now facing a terminal fate in Neptune’s dark and emotionless depths.

Ha! and the hard left politicos wonder why the fuck the common herd voters are not enamoured to their commie cause, and shy away of voting for them.

Ms Sidekar is described best, by family, and friends alike, as an IQ-deficient, gobshite bimbo – yet portrays herself as a libertarian Koran-carrying Muslim Communist - (WTF is one of those?) albeit an anti-imperialist; a feminist – and further declares herself as virtually ‘anti’ everything: anti-racist, anti-fascist – and anti-Donald Trump.

She further boasts of being descended from a long line of the Indian sub-continent’s socio-political agitators and dyed-in-the-wool Thuggee anarchists – a gaggle of violent Bengali nationalists of the Empire’s Day era – headed by her great-great Auntie PrettyTitties Waddpuller – with her family tree - trunk and branches - further reinforced and supported with a potent and toxic immigrant coterie of British-based trades union activists – all ready to bring down the columns of civilisation upon the heads of any fucker and their dog who disagreed with their skewed anti-colonial philosophies.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/ash-sarkar-tweet-titanic-sub-backlash

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Sarkar

https://waitingfortax.com/2018/12/30/the-clown-prince-of-communism/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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