In today's ‘Let's Kick Some Venal Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party corruption’ cloned with ‘high octane’ hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The Tory Nasty Party’s ex-Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, having endured a gutful of political back-biting and witch hunts related to Shitehall's poignant fiasco of an investigation into the overblown Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdown-breaching Partygate affair – and has quit his House of Conmans MP ‘day job’ - with immediate effect.
Boris, who played a championship lead role in the triumphant campaign for our once-sceptred isle of Albion to break its slave status membership of the corrupt EUSSR – and get the Brussels jackboot off the back of Broken Britain’s neck - alleged that the privileges committee's ‘witch-hunt’ was tasked to expedite this political stitch-up as revenge for Brexit – with an end game goal to ultimately attempt the reversal of the 2016 ‘majority’ Leave vote referendum result – under a 2024 Kier Stammerer-led New Labour government.
Bonkers further expressed his ire viz the membership of the Parliamentary Privileges Committee ‘kangaroo court’ – an eclectic line-up of EUSSR Remainiacs and self-declared Boris-haters – and all egged along by assorted political dupes and stooges, and civil service ‘fellow traveller’ bureaucrap low life scum - especially so with the unscrupulous likes of Yvonne ‘Witchipoo’ Fovarque, Allan ‘Gargoyle’ Dorans, and Alberto ‘Costa Coffee’ in its ranks.
Chris Bryant was the original choice to chair the ‘Let’s Get Boris’ witch hunt, but considered a biased no-no (for the public eyes) viz the plethora of nasty tweets he had broadcast, proclaiming his dislike of Boris – plus, taking a momentary break from sticking rusty needles into his Boris voodoo doll, further had the brass necked audacity to accuse Bonkers of self-indulgent narcissism - a sin of unrestrained vanity the entire House of Conmans collective is guilty of.
Next came Labour’s Harriet Harmful, a divisive figure that pre-empted any Privileges Committee findings when she issued pre-hearing public statements that, in her unqualified and biased opinion, Boris was guilty.
For the record, committee member and class act misanthrope, Charles Wanker is known from past public comments to be an obsessive, back-stabbing castigator of Boris - while in the equally pathetic case of Andy Carter, aka the back-stabbing Welsh twat from Tonypandy - documented evidence exists of his proclaiming ‘Boris has to go’ - back in 2022.
Ergo, the entire ‘Privileges Committee’ (sic) had a pervasive anti-Boris majority.
The former Tory Prime Minister, Bonkers Boris de Piffle Ataturk Nonsense, first elected as the MP for the West London ‘Uxbridge & South Ruislip’ seat in 2015, also took aim at former senior civil servant, ‘Slippery’ Sue Gray – for it was she that led Shitehall's wicked witch hunt into Partygate, and is scheduled to join New Labour leader, Keir Stammerer, at Southside, as his chief of staff.
Gee n Wow – is that just a coincidence – or what? Or does the stench of payoff foul the air?
Boris further speculated that it defied credibility of coincidence that Gray’s ‘supposedly impartial’ chief counsel, Daniel Stilit, KC, was later exposed to be a strong Labour Party supporter, and the type of scumbag who repeatedly tweeted personal attacks directed at Boris, and his Tory Government.
No shit, Sherlock, the entire dog n pony show stinks of graft n corruption – a factor so typical of Worstminster and Shitehall in this day n age – which achieved these greater heights of heinous and unscrupulous decadence under the corruption-ridden 13 year leadershit aegis of New Labour’s Tony Bliar, Peter Scandalson, and Gordon Broon.
Just cast a critical eye to the top dog position of this so-called Privileges Committee – Harriet Harmful, still the New Labour MP for Peckham regardless of all her less-than-honourable socio-political baggage.
Que? WTF? Labour’s Harriet Harmful was appointed to chair a House of Conmans ‘privileges committee’ – with her past record of abuse of privilege - - and charged with investigating the ‘credibility’ of the stood-down ex-PM of the Tory Nasty Party, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, viz his version of the purported Covid scamdemic lockdown ‘Partygate’ breaches?
How is this corrupt harridan still an MP, let alone chairing and managing any committee – and sitting, with egregious bias, in judgement on an elected Parliamentarian – (the ‘Let’s Get Boris’ clique) - after her mid-1970’s era National Council for Civil Liberties involvement with - and granting ‘affiliate status’ to - the vile, and venal, Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) kiddie fiddling gang?
Harmful’s late – now expired - hubby, Jumpin’ Jack Dromey – (previously holder of the Labour Party’s esteemed post of shadow Police Minister) - was on the NCLL’s executive at the time, along with Harmful’s buddy-buddy pal, former Labour cabinet minister - and NCCL chief executive - Ratty Patty Spewitt.
To wit, this
entire embarrassing Partygate debacle has now morphed, due malevolent intent on
parties of self-interest – both Labour, Tory – and the Scottish Nonce Party –
into an exaggerated toxic blend of ‘What if’ farce and tragedy – with the likes
of his own cabinet set membershits – specifically arch-weasel-creep Grant Shitts
– MP for Welwyn Twatfield and Minister for Selective Memory – commenting in
public discourse that Boris will not be missed.
Call Boris WTF you like – but without his personality and wit, displayed on the national, and international, stages; and too, stood aside the dispatch box, winking wryly back at Labour flasher Mangela Rayner’s ginger-mingin snatch - the Tory Party is diminished in its appeal as a political entity if he decides to don a cloak of obscurity and return to his favoured authorship role, and scribble away the coming decade – as Food Bank Britain goes all to shit – under Fishy Sunak and the Tories – or the Kier Stammerer-led New Labour circus.
Ergo, we now conclude, by misquoting the great Baird of Stratford: ‘Something stinks in Worstminster’ - and it isn’t Boris Johnson’s socks.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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