Saturday, 4 February 2023

Maths Homework Question Baffles Parents

Parents left totally stumped by 'simple' maths question for 10-year-olds - can you solve it - cos the Year 5 kids are baffled?

Yep, this is a Year 5 maths homework question – of no practical use whatsoever in the real world – whereas logic and critical thinking are rooted in wholly divergent thought processes.

Q: At the beginning of the day, Hasim counted his paper round wages.

He gave his big brother, Achmed, 1/3 of his money – for protection.

He spent £12 on presents for his 14-year-old sister, Slutsy – (a hijab and a chastity belt).

Hasim then counted what he had left, and it was half the amount he was paid by Mr al-Qurayshi at the local newsagents.

Hasim gave his brother 1/3 of the money, spent £12, and still had half of his money left.

Thus how much money did he give big brother, Achmed?

Ergo, 12 = (1/6) x. Thus x must be resolved: x = 72. 72/3 = £24 - hence this is the amount Hasim gave his brother Achmed – who promptly blew the lot on an ISIS t-shirt and an Abu Omar al-Baghdadi full colour poster for his bedroom wall.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/parents-left-totally-stumped-by-simple-maths-question-for-10-year-olds-can-you-solve-it/436659

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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