Saturday 25 February 2023

Hark the ULEZ Scam: Mobility Credits

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Great Reset Ass' conspiracy-busting news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Mobility Credits  – a timely scandalous exposé of the corrupt C40 Cities agenda promoted by WEF Satan Klaus Schlob’s Young Global Leaders forum - direct from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Sad Dick Khan’s ULEZ plot to tax Londoners back into Dark Ages penury for using a car - or gasoline-powered lawn mower - is in actual reality a ‘mission creep’ plot to not only enforce the New World Order / WEF / Great Reset / C40 Cities 2030 / 15 Minute Cities agenda, but also the dystopian control freak individual Mobility Credit system.

Okay, Sad Dick might have been ‘voted in’ as Mayor of London by a gullible common herd demographic, who swallowed, hook, line n sinker, the Woke Brigade’s‘ diversity, equality, and inclusiveness propaganda campaign to promote Khan’s ‘merits’ (sic) , but at the end of the day he’s simply another talentless wanker bureaucrap whom dogs bark at as he passes in the street - and yet another of the Deep State’s political muppets, subservient to the Three B’s Doctrine, of Bribery, Blackmail and Bludgeons.

Expanding the current scheme is priced at £400 million quid – and will directly affect 3:5 million hapless Londoners, who live within the proposed expanded zone and can’t afford to purchase new electric or fuel-efficient vehicles; with an excess of 100,000 cars affected - costing drivers an extra £4,500 quid a year.

But no worries, as the taxpayer licence-funded BBC have Sad Dick's back - with their shit-for-brains presenter, Alpa Patel, who identifies as a female of the species, declaring, in her unqualified arrogant opinion, that any fucker and their dog who disses Sad Dick's ULEZ scam rip-off is a 'far right conspiracy theorist'.

Conversely, inflation-plagued Londoners are speculating the money could be spent better elsewhere, as opposed to this panopticon surveillance system and exorbitant ‘pay to drive’ tax visited on a cash-strapped public – by sending even more weapons for the Ukraine war fiasco – or providing welfare shelters for the homeless - to stop them shitting in shop doorways – or even scrapping the current not fit for purpose No Hope Service and starting again, from scratch – with a medical staff that actually gives a fuck for injured and traumatised accident victims, and doesn’t leave them to suffer – and die – on a gurney in an A & E corridor.

Ergo, not only is Khan’s expanded ULEZ scam a motorist extortion, money-grubbing scheme, but linked directly to the C40 Cities / aka ‘15  minute Cities’ agenda – one festooned with fascista regulations – but includes a range of other invasive, totalitarian ‘jackboot on the neck’ rip-offs and dystopian decrees, mandates and personal liberty restrictions – specifically the individual Mobility Credits scam to be imposed on little Jimmy, Mummy, Daddy, and couch potato Granny.

The actual ‘tax’ (think road tax) in this proposed scheme (aka ‘intrusive stratagem’) will not be based on ‘the vehicle’ / car - (such will also apply to taxi / bus / coach / train travel) - but on the driver - and ‘passengers’ – with each being identified (digitally logged) via smart phone app as partaking in ‘a journey’.

To wit, the term ‘journey’ will apply to ‘citizens’ venturing within the parameters of, and specifically ‘outside’ – (beyond the borders) - of their allocated 15 minute city limits (prison) parameters – as designated by their personal Mobility Credit account – but alternately the statist system ‘might’  (sic) ‘reward good citizens for certain positive behaviours’.

No shit, Sherlock, how that stinks of psychological warfare / neuro-linguistic programming – aka brainwashing a la the Beijing Mafia’s good citizen credits system – for being happily coerced into not pre-planning / registering to go on a journey via your Mobility Credits smart phone app - and staying home instead – or walking to where the fuck ever – or biking – or swimming – any old greenwashing zero carbon, climate friendly activity that might ‘reward’ you with a few extra ‘good citizen’ low carbon brownie points.

Really, so how will that work for my daily one and a half hour countryside jogging route – cos who the fuck and their dog wants to jog round a set of ever-decreasing 15 minute city parameter circles for 90 minutes?

And the next question to pose is: how will the ‘keep to your proscribed area’ be imposed – via means of a fucking big fence, or apartheid wall – like the  Guantanamo Bay, or Gaza Strip concentration camps – or staged checkpoints, armed with machine gun nests – or city perimeter designated minefields - or a GPS / sat-nav linked ‘kill switch’ micro-chip in your arm - or arse?

Okay, back to reality for five. How will this 15 minute cities / Mobility Credits system really be imposed? Obviously through a set of digitally-enforced rules and regulations transmitted to the now-ubiquitous smart phones – being legally imposed and prosecutable if individuals breach them – which is reminiscent of the duplicitous manipulation of the Covid-1984 scamdemic ‘laws’ – being ‘primed’ / NLP conditioned (aka brainwashed) to simply accept the next dystopian totalitarian ‘do as we say’ edict from our incompetent puppets in power / government overseeing and enacting this elitist command-and-control dystopian future over the common herd sheeple – that’s us.

Yep, a case of Big Brother is Watching – your every fucking move – and eavesdropping on every anti-government whinge - all via the medium of invasive snake oil digital I/D cards – smart phone app devices – what the fuck ever – or a nano-chip code tattooed on the back of your hand – the dreaded triple 666 Mark of the Beast.

It doesn’t take a genius Mensa IQ to cogitate the fact that this freedom of liberty and individual travel movement restriction is based on the Peoples Utopia of China's tried n tested’ good citizen social credits system – of which Mobility Credits is a re-worded carbon copy of – and if your good citizen behaviour account balance is a few brownie points short of being ‘in credit’ then you ain’t going anywhere – and may not even be sanctioned to buy food.

https://www.mertonconservatives.org/8-crazy-facts-about-ulez;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C40_Cities_Climate_Leadership_Group;

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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