The entire flag-waving performance of Food Bank Britain’s grossly-over-rated Plod Squad has been branded by former London police detective, Peter Bleksley, as a ‘catastrophic Woke Joke’.
During an interview with the Daily Shitraker, ex-Scotland Yard CID officer Bleksley opined that senior police leaders were failing in their sworn duty – and the public deserved better from this amateur police force posing as professionals.
Bleksley further intimated that “The state of British policing is now quite frankly, an utter fuck-up – a fact borne out by the number of police services in dire need of an enema, and have been placed under special measures due their flag-waving Woke cult incompetence. Really, this entire Woke Joke Plod Squad is as much use as tits on a bull. We’ve seen better organised riots.”
“Frankly, senior police leadershit, which actually sanctions and embraces the waving of flags, painting police cars in rainbow colours, joining in LGBT parades, bending the knee for any stupid reason, and a plethora of other similar nonsense, need to realise this theatrical posturing has sweet fuck all to do with the fundamental core aspects of policing – which equates as keeping the streets safe, preventing crime - and when crime is committed – not only displaying a show of half-arsed interest of investigating - but actually solving crimes too.”
Commenting on the abhorrent figures that emerged this week viz ‘unsolved crimes’, Bleksley continued “If anybody is in any doubt, they only need to feast their eyes on the gutter press banner headlines of 1,145,000 reported crimes of theft and burglary lacking investigation - a million-plus acts of theft unsolved, as the Plod Squad can’t be arsed, and are too preoccupied chasing down Woke snowflake and Section 5 Public Order Act offences – where some fucker said Boo! to a goose, and caused it ‘fear and alarm’.”
“This is the core reason why they've got themselves into such a tangle and the major factor why so many of the public demographic, abroad on the streets of Broken Britain, do not feel safe – and carry a baseball bat or kitchen knife to fight off thieves and rapists.”
Bleksley’s comments come in the wake of the New / Old Labour Party delusionists announcing their plans to deal with the not-fit-for-purpose Plod Squad, and the instance of burgeoning crimes, if they ever manage to whip up some semblance of voter credibility while ‘Sir Keir’ Stammerer and deputy Mangela ‘AirPods’ Rayner are in the party’s driving seat – to win an election and take over the tenancy of 10 Downing Street.
Labour’s review is focusing on countries abroad, specifically New Zealand, where the piranha-fanged Slime Minister Jacinta Ardern’s administration has adopted a ‘zero prison time’ approach of providing specialist ‘outpatient’ psychiatric clinic treatment to prevent re-offending by those living with serial killer tendencies, or chronic mental health ‘social aggression’ issues.
Out to win himself a few media brownie points and embellish his lacklustre political career, Labour’s shadow justice secretary, Stevie Reed, informed gutter press hacks that he intends to update ex-New Labour leader Tony ‘War Criminal’ Bliar’s more at scent than substance “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime” slogan – by actually sentencing violent criminals and murderers to long prison sentences – as opposed to the current trend of a six month community service order – scrubbing graffiti off homeless persons camped out on public park benches.
Yeah right – Tony Bliar. What a law n order model to copycat. Tough Tony – tough on anything but elitist Westminster pederast rings – and dodgy dossiers justifying the illegal invasion of Middle East sovereign nations – and the subsequent war crimes committed – an aggressive ‘regime change’ military action resulting in mass murder – and mass profits for Western arms manufacturers.
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