Bonkers Boris Nonsense, ex-leader of the Tory ‘Let’s Party’ Party, is urging the government of Food Bank Britain to supply Ukraine’s corruption-ridden Zelensky regime with long-range missiles – specifically an extensive arsenal of the Lockheed-Martin MGM-140 ATACMS (Army Tactical Missile System) so he can target Bad Vlad Putrid’s own front doorstep in Moscow.
Yep, you heard it right. Long range missiles – with big, nasty warheads that go ‘Ka-fucking-Boom!’. Similar to those Bad Vlad’s old Soviet era stockpile still has an abundance of – all well maintained with up-to-date targeting software.
And these are the very long range variety – that hit the upper atmosphere then curve, and descend faster than shit through a seagull – to impact slap-dab anywhere in London – preferably on the House of Conmans – which with a 10 megaton nuclear warhead attached will make a total bollocks of Xmas for every fucker and their dog inside the M25’s circumference – including the Just Stop Oil (and traffic) protesters.
Really, WTF are the Tory Nasty Party doing – allowing ‘Eton Mess’ Boris to be tub-thumping on behalf of the Ukraine - to persuade / coerce / shame Parliament to sanction sending even bigger weapons of mass distraction to Zelensk and his Azov militia thugs?
On the far side of the Atlantic pond, the Bidet administration defence wankers are of a mind to equip Zelensky with their state of the art – for now - Patriot missile interceptor system, which, due its long-range capability can shoot down Russian missiles and drones before they are even launched at their Ukrainian targets.
Yep, Patriot
missiles – and a host of US military
operators to launch the fucking things at Russia – as the Ukrainians are too
stupid.
In support of the Patriot gaffe, US Democrap Rep’ Adam Shitt openly boasts in Congress, and to the mass media machinery, that an End of the World ‘Armageddon’ event is worth the risk in this fight to uphold Ukrainian De-moc-racy (under the totalitarian Zelensky regime?).
Ah well, WTF, the good ole US of A have long held the delusional opinion that it is their personal Manifest Destiny to kick start World War Three – with some fucker or the other – whether the NorKors, China, or Russia – or all three – and once Bad Vlad Putrid is aware that it’s US missiles - programmed and launched by US military personnel from ‘inside’ the Ukraine, that are hitting his own back yard, then the shit is going to hit the proverbial fan, big time.
The first order of business to bring a halt to hostilities in the Ukraine is kick Zelensky out – along with his Kosher Nostra mafia gang that are responsible for up-ending democratic process there, shutting down any format of media that dares criticise his regime – and imprisoning any and all political opposition – then sending feelers out to join NATO and get a free, First Class seat ride on their gravy train express.
Obviously reflecting
on his infinite military experience, gained while smashing up restaurants and
boozers in and around Oxford during his student membershit days of the
Bullington Vandals Dining Club, the thatch-capped twat is of the unqualified
opinion that Broken Britain should supply Ukraine with long-range missiles to,
quote: ‘bring the war to an end’.
Hmmm, thus claims military expert, Bicycle Boris - and as soon as Bad Vlad learns that it’s British-supplied armaments that are targeting Russia, then he’ll doubtless extend the war, per se, to the shores, and inland targets, of Broken Britain.
Speaking in the House of Conmans and directly egging on Defence Secretary Ben ‘Baldy’ Wallace, Boris stated for the record: “We all know that supplies of British, American and other Western equipment have been absolutely vital in helping our Ukrainian friends” - (Que? Friends? Since when? Where the fuck did that little gem spring its ugly head from? Definitely not in remembrance of the Crimea War / Siege of Sevastopol 1854-55 – and the ill-fated Charge of the Light Brigade) – "to protect themselves against continuing and merciless Russian attacks; and now they need that ‘extra bit of help’ to take the fight back inside Russia, and litter Bad Vlad’s personal comfort zone with bloodstains, craters and smashed glass".
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